Just wondered if I could have some of the fees in advance?
Contracts. They're a little like things we've agreed.
Every time I bring someone in, I get a referral fee.
Just read scripts and pocket the cash.
Would you be interested in influencing?
Um...
Double pay.
Sure.
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Wow! For the money!
Sorry, man. Thought this was the toilet.
You have to tell Bella.
I've got to tweet or Instagram her so she knows I exist.
Kwarms.
It's hard to stop it when it starts off so small.
- Steve's like that. He's... - Remember,
- all aggressors should... - Oh, Bob. Bob. Sorry.
I took Bob aside. I said, "Can you stop?"
Barely finished speaking
before he's looking all horrified,
saying he'll never talk to me again 'cause it's "safer."
Looking at me like I'm crazy.
Well, Bob probably does think you're crazy.
He thinks this is all a little uncalled for,
and this personal space thing is all going a bit too far.
And he's very confident in his view
because he's gone exploring to see for himself
what boundaries and violations
these women might be banging on about
because Bob's thorough.
And on these explorations, Bob found the line
that separated him from everything else.
Rather than crossing it, he tiptoed on it.
And he experienced this feeling of being on the boundary,
on the border,
right on the line
of being neither in one place or another.
And saw how in this gray area, where nothing was quite clear,
no one could be clear.
We can't articulate. We fuddle our words.
We couldn't pinpoint exactly what it was he did
that we felt was so wrong.
So, yeah, Bob thinks you're crazy.
Yeah, he thinks he's the smartest man in the room,
who knoweth all things,
because Bob has observed the detail.
We have to start observing Bob, telling him,
"We too see the detail. We see you, Bob.
And if we see you, it means we are right there with you,
tiptoeing in line right behind you.
And in that place
where rules, clarity, law, and separation cease to exist,
we will show you exactly what we mean by 'violation.'"
We're all somewhere on a line.
Sexuality is a spectrum. We're all on a spectrum.
Really? I had no idea.
Let's all have sex.
I don't know why it's a big deal for you two. You're straight.
I'm not straight. I just love dick.
Yeah. And I have dick, so...
So does my brother, Kwarms. What's the point in hand?
Uh, the point in hand is that, as you know,
sex with men is not safe for me right now,
after being sexually assaulted by one of them,
so I'd like to have sex with a...
- a female... - A "female"?
I'm dead.
My brother's dick. My brother's dick.
Boobs and a vaj. Boobs and a vaj.
Your nostrils are flaring.
- You're disgusted! - That is mingin'!
Wank, Kwame. Just wank, please,
and leave the females alone.
You say wank, yeah?
- Huh? Huh? Wank, yeah?
Huh? Huh? Where you going? Where you going?
Yo, what's good?
- Hey. - Hey!
Are your ears itchy? I was just thinking about you.
Really?
Um... no. They're not itchy.
- Are yours? - No.
And you just crossed my mind,
- so I guess that ear thing is nonsense. - Oh my God.
Fuck. Heartbroken.
Mm. Gutted.
Are you... uh, are you with people?
Your eyes are sort of darting around.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm with, uh,
a couple of friends at the moment, so...
Ah, right.
I better get back to work anyway, so...
Um, do you... do you...
do you by any chance wanna go out tonight?
- I'd really like that. - Uh, yeah.
Yeah, me too.
Um, yeah, I'll be free.
Good. I'll... I'll... I'll talk to you later, yeah?
Yous up, yeah?
Who is this man? Who is this man?
I'm dead. I'm dead.
- Oh my God. - I'm dead!
Well, well, well.
What?
Hello?
- Congratulations. - Thanks.
Oh! Girl or boy? Do you know yet?
- It's a girl. - Aww!
Huh?
Hello. Double congratulations! Hello!
- Oh my God! - Thanks for coming today.
Tell me you guys get to leave?
- Yeah. - We do. Bless you.
Okay.
We need to be pregnant baes, you know, it's goals.
Literally.
- Your birth is my birth. - Goals.
Ooh, we'll do a YouTube channel
- and an Insta page. - Obviously.
"Pregnant baes." Oh my God. Do it.
- Endorse us! I love it. - Mm-mm.
Oh, are you gonna, like, film each other's births?
Us? I don't think that's our...
Ah, yeah. That's our shit. We're kinda trashy like that.
- Yeah, We probably should... - Yes.
No, of course. Yeah. Sorry.
I'm gonna read you a summing up of what we've done.
I appreciate it's been nine months
since your first interview.
Oh.
The initial inquiries we made
were to find out where the crime took place.
We did manage to trace you quite successfully on CCTV.
We scrutinized that CCTV
and potentially identified a possible suspect
who was already on remand for a very similar offense
in a nearby area.
Yeah, that's... that's the one you arrested.
He was interviewed, and his DNA was taken.
Mm-hmm.
We had numerous conversations with forensic scientists
to decide which items of your personal belongings
were best suited to examine
and where we might find any kind of evidence.
Yes, when you... the flannel. When you tested the flannel.
Yes. Subsequently, forensics detected semen
on the flannel.
In a normal case, we could just upload it
onto a DNA database and wait for a match to come along.
But unfortunately,
the DNA detected wasn't substantial enough
to conduct a mass comparison.
So our only option was to directly compare
individual DNA profiles with the sample.
We asked about any consensual partners
- at the time of the assault. - Biagio. Mm-hmm.
Yeah. He did go into a station and his DNA was taken in Italy.
It didn't match. It was a negative match.
Subsequently, we compared the DNA results
with the suspect already under arrest.
That was also negative.
So unfortunately, that line of investigation
didn't go anywhere.
So it's no longer an active investigation.
I'm really sorry to give you that kind of information.
We... we have your belongings
back from forensics.
Would you like them back?
How you doing, boo?
If you wanna chat, chat.
If you wanna cry, you can cry.
'Cause, I mean, I don't know how healthy it is
to be here any longer. Know what I mean?
'Cause I'm like, I know the story hasn't been sweet,
and... and we've been here lingering for an hour,
so I'm like, let's... let's transport Arabella
out of the police station
into an environment that sparks joy.
- I need to leave. - Yeah, yeah. Cool.
Girl, I'm your taxi. Destination: self-care.
- I've maxed out my cards. - Babe, I haven't. I got you.
- There is something. - Okay. Go on.
I can't say it.
Do you wanna come and whisper it to me?
Huh?
- I need a plane ticket... - Bae, I can't hear you.
I need a plane ticket to Italy.
- Bella? - Yeah? What?
What is it about Italy?
Well, you know what it is about Italy, T.
Bella, man. Bella, listen, I understand.
His dick game was strong.
- No... - You fell hook, line, and sinker
but now it's time to sink him.
- Hook, line, and sink him. - Right. Okay.
This is the same guy, yeah,
who told you you had a drug problem
and then sold you drugs in the same breath.
It wasn't in the same breath.
- What? - It was in the same night,
- which is different... - Listen, he's a hypocrite.
He's controlling.
Is being around a controlling hypocrite
good for your recovery plan?
Let me just check the recovery toolbox.
Ooh! "Surround yourself with people who affirm you."
- And that's you? - Yes.
- That's you. - Yes, it is.
So if you were to suddenly not affirm me
when I needed affirmation the most,
it would make you someone I should stay away from,
and a bit controlling and hypocritical.
# When they wanna watch face They double click on my avi #
# I've always been two on My name shoulda been Tinashe #
# I told 'em I'll never change I gave it all to my cabby #
# Whip it up in the kitchen I shoulda got me a Grammy #
# I'm boasy You know me #
# Never get too cozy #
# Don't mention my name Just come and approach me #
# I'm not that type To type in emojis #
# You ain't important I'ma leave you in a lower key #
# It's not my b-day But I got my cake up #
# I dropped out the weave And I left the makeup #
# Everyday scheme From the time you wake up #
# Your full-time job Shoulda been a hater #
# Hater #
How was the journey? Was it all right?
Yeah. Yeah. It was good, thank you, yeah.
Oh my God. You're seeing my face up close for the first time.
- I'm shitting it. - Ah, don't.
What are you talking about? You're stunning.
Oh, well, you know.
Nerve-racking when the veil goes.
You're gorgeous, I I... I love your hair.
Don't say that you like my hair.
That's the only thing I know cannot be liked by anybody.
- It's awful. - What... what?
I have a hat in my bag. That's how much I hate my hair.
You carry a hat in your bag?
Yeah. On every one of these things.
Oh, yeah? So, how does that work?
Um, well, I sit across from you,
and if I see your eyes darting up to my hair,
then I excuse myself to the toilet
and I come back like this.
No, you don't.
Yeah, seriously. I like to do what I can
to make it a pleasurable experience for both parties.
- A pleasurable experience? - Yeah.
All right. Well... we should drink to that, yeah.
Um, a G&T would be amazing, thank you.
Well, are you into white girls, black girls?
Do you have a particular interest in Greek girls?
Uh...
Um, no, I'm... I'm pretty open.
I'm into everything.
But you're here with me.
Yeah.
Walking me home.
What about you, uh, do you have a type or...
I'm into guys with some edge.
I'm into black guys.
Could you tell?
Well, you're letting me walk you home.
I'm really into black guys.
Well, yeah, that's... that's me.
Mi scusi?
Yeah, exactly. So where the f...
Sì.
Sir, could you stop the car please,
'cause I know the way from here?
Can you...
Sì.
Thanks.
Your international data has run out. Please...
Biagio!
Biagio?
# I might link my ting From Barkin'... #
So... hi.
# She's jarrin' No stallin' #
# I might link my ting From Barkin' #
# Seven a.m. in the mornin'... #
# I'm yawnin' #
# She's jarrin' No stallin' #
# I might link my ting... #
Uh, I don't know if...
# She's callin' I'm yawnin' #
# She's jarrin' No stallin' #
# I might link my ting From Barkin' #
# Seven a.m. in the mornin' #
# She's callin' I'm yawnin' #
# She's jarrin' No stallin' #
# Many guys #
# Many, many, many guys #
# Hate me and it's true Too bad #
# I just stunt on you Too bad #
# I don't look like you #
Bella?
Fuck.
Shit.
Hi. Uh...
ciao.
Harder.
# Me and bro Got bine on bine #
# So get the four door Let's ride, let's ride #
# I got the magic #
# I might let you have it #
# I got the magic #
# I got you On a madness, yeah #
# I got the magic One face got you spazzin' #
# Numbers don't lie Don't lie #
# How many times You gotta know... #
I've got gin. Is that all right?
# Cats all like my food 'Cause the ting set straight #
- # And we don't use # - # Magic #
Bella? What the fuck are you doing here?
Come here.
I, um... I just w... I... I...
I just wanted to say sorry. I just...
I... I came because I wanted to apologize.
- To me? - Yeah.
For making you go to the police.
Forensic?
Yeah.
So you break into my house for this?
Well, no, I didn't... I did... I didn't break in.
I remembered where you kept the key.
I just really needed to see you.
That's why I'm turning up at your apartment
with, uh, songs and sorrys
and, uh...
um...
la pillola.
- La pillola? - Yeah.
You're crazy.
The only thing you remember.
No, I also remembered Pizzeria II Tempo.
It's your favorite.
- It is. - I ordered.
'Cause I was hungry waiting for you.
You're crazy.
You know that's why you like me.
Liked me.
Probably hate me now.
I can never hate you.
Ignoring my calls for no reason then.
I rang you on the way to the airport.
Sorry.
- What is this? - Oh, that... Sorry.
It's, uh...
You... It's just writing, uh...
on... yeah, nothing.
- Read it for me. - Uh...
Well, no, I haven't... I haven't even read it
back to myself, so...
I want to be near you.
I, uh... I stopped partying, and drinking,
and I, um...
I stopped smoking.
- I stopped smoking. - You did?
Pizza.
You came alone?
Uh, yeah.
How long do you stay?
I say however long you want me to.
You good for cash?
- Uh... I might just... - Here.
Yeah. Thank you.
Ciao.
Great.
Biagio, the door's locked.
Biagio?
Biagio, are you okay?
Biagio?
Okay, so I'm thinking, um,
you've probably locked me out on purpose.
I'm not sure, but...
feeling confident.
Can you at least tell me what I did?
Preferably not with a door in between us.
Biagio, can you open the door, please?
Right... So, uh...
I'm... yeah, I'm... I'm thinking back, and...
I'm realizing I might've come across as a bit intense
when I said I was here as long as you wanted me to be.
I'm not.
I do have a return. I'm not, um...
Like, I have a ticket. I have a ticket.
It's... it's Rome to Heathrow, tomorrow morning.
I will show you. It's...
It's, uh, tomorrow morning.
I think I've left my pass... my... my passport is in there,
so now I really am here as long as you want me to be.
I can't... I can't leave
unless you open the door and give it to me.
Wow.
Rah.
Biagio, are you really that kind of prick, yeah?
Wow. Biagio, you're a fucking bitch!
You're a fucking cunt, Biagio!
You fucking piece of shit.
Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit!
You're a fucking bitch!
You son of a bitch! Biagio!
Fucking bitch.
You fucking son of a fucking bitch.
Get away from my door.
# All the burdens I was holding That's a heavy load #
# Ain't no walking Into heaven... #
- It's nice. - Ah, that's my first.
I'd been begging for a tat for ages, and then my dad died.
- Oh, sorry. - Thanks. And, uh...
two days later I told my mum
that I wouldn't be able to recover from the grief
unless I got a tattoo of the date.
It was the only thing she couldn't really argue with.
Ah. Sociopath flex.
# We were Supposed to be robe life #
# Like a summer day #
I do say that I have a sociopath lying dormant inside my brain.
Yeah, well... Whatever it is, I think you're fucking cool.
I wouldn't worry about it.
# Say you're Destined for greatness #
# If you would settle in And settle down #
Oh, is it?
- # You've been a king # - Okay.
# Without a crown #
# I used to want enough money #
- # So I don't owe nobody # - # Don't owe nobody #
- # Now I got me some money # - # Some money #
- # Feel I don't know nobody # - # Don't know nobody #
# Now they're asking for favors That I don't owe nobody #
# I need strength #
# I see them fold like origami #
# Plenty of women and alcohol #
- # In the hotel lobby # - # Lobby #
# Plenty nijjas Claim they're with us #
- # What they know, they copy # - What... What did you say?
- "Ni..." - You said "nijja"?
Yeah... Yeah. "Nijja," it's my substitute.
Is it...
- You have a... you have a... - Substitute. Yeah.
For...?
I'm not gonna say it.
Why? What d'you think's gonna happen?
If you say it three times in the mirror,
does the KKK leader appear in the mirror?
I got a lot of black friends. I would never say it.
All I'm saying is "nijja" is fucking weird, so...
I wouldn't be so antsy about it.
Well, it's complex, isn't it?
Hmm. Okay.
Well, everyone's terrified to speak.
Mm-hmm.
I can't even ask for a fucking fag in public
without being paranoid
some fucking gay guy's gonna have a seizure.
What, so you won't say "nigger" but you will say the F word?
Did you just substitute "the F word" for "faggot"?
I thought I was the antsy one?
It's really complex.
Also, on a personal level,
like, how much sympathy do I actually really have
with, like, major appropriators of female identity?
I just... I don't know.
I'm gay.
You're joking, right?
No.
- You're gay? - I'm gay.
Well, if you're gay,
why are you on a dating app looking for...
- Um. - Uh...
What the fuck?
No, the thing... the thing is sexuality is a spectrum.
And I... I wanted... I wanted to explore, like...
You're gay.
Why would you not say that you were gay?
Because we... we shared a lot.
I mean, like, a lot.
And you just sort of kept that bit back.
Yeah. But I... I wasn't even sure...
Yeah. Can you leave?
Have you done this before?
- Do you do it regularly? - I don't fucking do it.
Have you ever had sex with a woman?
Oh, you're a virgin. That's great.
You're crying? Waterworks? Really?
And just so you know, you're a fucking dick.
Your international data has run out.
Please call the following number...
For anybody who thinks I'm crazy
for having Insta and Twitter wars
with rapists and life-destroyers every day,
you can relax, I have the all-clear. Yay!
Back in the room, it's all right.
Hey! I love your work. I've read your posts.
Sorry, you must be busy.
I am never too busy to talk about pain.
I love you too. I mean it trickles down, doesn't it?
Do you need social media?
These networks promote speaking at the cost of listening.
I have to speak.
# Bang, bang #
Kwame, if you paint things to make it look like
you're a victim, and I find out that isn't the case,
it makes me question who you are.
# Bang, bang Welcome to my jungle #
# This is where The wild things are #