1 00:00:00,567 --> 00:00:02,467 - ♪ Two straight men ♪ 2 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:05,313 ♪ But only one will win ♪ 3 00:00:05,339 --> 00:00:08,679 [vocalizing] 4 00:00:08,709 --> 00:00:11,979 ♪ Gayme Show ♪ 5 00:00:12,012 --> 00:00:14,412 - Dua Lipa, everyone. 6 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:16,178 - Yes, Dua Lipa. 7 00:00:16,216 --> 00:00:19,346 Of course, "Dua Lipa" is queer for, "How is your family?" 8 00:00:19,386 --> 00:00:21,256 - I'm your host, Dave Mizzoni. 9 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:23,188 - And I too am your host, Matt Rogers, 10 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:25,733 and this is "Gayme Show," where we take two straight contestants 11 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,859 and put them head-to-head to see which one of them 12 00:00:27,895 --> 00:00:29,595 will be named honorarily... 13 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,570 all: Gay as fuck! 14 00:00:31,598 --> 00:00:34,938 - And will reign forevermore as queen of the straights. 15 00:00:34,968 --> 00:00:37,738 - ♪ Oh yeah, yeah ♪ 16 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:38,971 - Holy shit. 17 00:00:39,006 --> 00:00:41,676 Before we meet our straights, let's get to know their lifelines, 18 00:00:41,708 --> 00:00:44,308 or as we call them, life partners. - Mm-hmm. 19 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:47,284 - First up is our wise queer, please welcome Brendan Scannel. 20 00:00:47,314 --> 00:00:49,124 - Brendan Scannel. [cheers and applause] 21 00:00:49,149 --> 00:00:51,819 - And now, everyone, please welcome the woman who gets it. 22 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,522 It's Patti Harrison. [cheers and applause] 23 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:55,755 Hey! 24 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:58,589 And with that, we're ready to meet the straights. 25 00:00:58,625 --> 00:01:00,625 - Release them! 26 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:06,071 - Demi Adejuyigbe's girlfriend taught him how to moisturize two months ago. 27 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:08,069 - John Gemberling used to be the lead singer 28 00:01:08,101 --> 00:01:10,471 of a ska band called The Loose Nuts. 29 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,314 [cheers and applause] 30 00:01:12,339 --> 00:01:17,209 - ♪ Celebrity essences ♪ 31 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:19,654 - Contestants will now be given three different clues, 32 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,950 which when combined will form the essence of a particular celebrity. 33 00:01:22,983 --> 00:01:24,893 Your clues are... 34 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:28,058 A union-made pink pussy hat. 35 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,388 Your next clue is a closing argument. 36 00:01:30,424 --> 00:01:32,394 - I object! - Good, Dave. 37 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,056 And the last clue is a colonial times re-enactress. 38 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:39,526 Contestants, it is now time for you to deliberate with your life partners. 39 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:41,366 [indistinct chatter] 40 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:42,871 Got a pink pussy hat, 41 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:46,113 a closing argument, and a colonial re-enactress. 42 00:01:46,139 --> 00:01:47,709 [bell dings] Demi and Brendan, 43 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:49,111 who is this? 44 00:01:49,142 --> 00:01:50,782 - Elizabeth. - Elizabeth. 45 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:53,181 [laughter] 46 00:01:53,213 --> 00:01:55,423 - It's a woman named Elizabeth. 47 00:01:55,449 --> 00:01:56,719 both: Elizabeth Warren. 48 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:59,520 - I guessed Kate Walsh, and I was wrong. 49 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:00,593 - Wait, hold on. You guessed Kate Walsh? 50 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,621 - You guessed-- - Yes. 51 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:03,185 - Kate Walsh from "Grey's Anatomy?" 52 00:02:03,223 --> 00:02:04,193 - Correct. - It's not it. 53 00:02:04,224 --> 00:02:07,494 - I mean, you still get 100 points for saying Kate Walsh. 54 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,828 But let's go over here to Patti and Gemberling 55 00:02:09,863 --> 00:02:10,763 and see what they said. 56 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:13,827 - Well, it's funny that Demi was thinking Kate Walsh, 57 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:16,297 'cause I actually said Ellen Pompeo. 58 00:02:16,336 --> 00:02:17,936 - Wow. - Okay. 59 00:02:17,971 --> 00:02:21,681 - Her "Grey's Anatomy" cast mate. [laughter] 60 00:02:21,708 --> 00:02:23,738 I do love hearing Ellen Pompeo's name, 61 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,507 and you do get 100 points for saying it. 62 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,206 - 100 points. - Yeah! 63 00:02:27,247 --> 00:02:29,877 - Patti, I just wanna ask, are you behind this? 64 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:31,317 - Not at all. 65 00:02:31,351 --> 00:02:34,051 I did like that it was, on paper, the gayer answer 66 00:02:34,087 --> 00:02:35,757 than what I was gonna suggest. 67 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:36,619 - What were you gonna suggest? 68 00:02:36,657 --> 00:02:39,157 - Maybe Meryl Streep in that movie where she's the nun 69 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,763 that rats on the horny priest. 70 00:02:40,794 --> 00:02:43,004 both: "Doubt." - Incredible, you're both wrong. 71 00:02:43,030 --> 00:02:45,000 [laughter] 72 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,472 - Ooh, of course. 73 00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,401 Why? 74 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,035 - Don't question me. 75 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:51,510 I'm taking away all your points. 76 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,438 - No! 77 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:55,212 - I am a dead ringer for her wife, I'll tell you that. 78 00:02:55,242 --> 00:02:57,812 - You don't not resemble her. 79 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:59,275 [laughter] - Yeah. 80 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:01,153 - ♪ Yeah-ah ♪ 81 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,851 - Demi, John, all your life your father has discouraged you 82 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:07,415 from becoming the dancer you know you are inside. 83 00:03:07,454 --> 00:03:10,924 He now is finally here at your recital. 84 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:14,958 You must dance until you move your father in a game we call... 85 00:03:14,995 --> 00:03:18,965 - ♪ Notice me father ♪ 86 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,399 - So dance, Demi. Dance. 87 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:24,395 [light orchestral music] 88 00:03:24,438 --> 00:03:31,448 ♪ ♪ 89 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,480 - Ohh. 90 00:03:35,516 --> 00:03:37,746 Ouch. 91 00:03:37,784 --> 00:03:40,924 [cheers and applause] 92 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,164 Congratulations, Demi, your disapproving father 93 00:03:43,190 --> 00:03:45,630 turned an emotional corner and noticed you 94 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,689 after just eight seconds. 95 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:51,098 John, your father is waiting. So show him your light. 96 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,801 [cheers and applause] 97 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:55,803 [light orchestral music] 98 00:03:55,836 --> 00:04:02,836 ♪ ♪ 99 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,380 [laughter] 100 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:10,515 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 101 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:13,251 It seems your father has gotten up and left 102 00:04:13,287 --> 00:04:17,117 to go watch the game with his friends from work. 103 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:21,827 Unfortunately, you were unable to move your father's hard exterior and-- 104 00:04:21,862 --> 00:04:24,062 Oh, no, John. - I just--that's what they do in-- 105 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,297 - Yes, you were completing the trope, and I love that. 106 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,173 A thousand points. - Wow! 107 00:04:28,202 --> 00:04:30,042 A thousand points? 108 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:31,840 - ♪ Oh yeah-ah ♪ 109 00:04:31,872 --> 00:04:34,842 - Boys, it is now time for you... 110 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,975 all: To make an entrance! 111 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:41,651 - Okay, we're getting a "Le Jazz Hot" moment. 112 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,252 - Oh. - Is that Liza or-- 113 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,854 - Oh, oh! - Ohh! 114 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,216 - Okay, ba-ba-ba. - Oh, oh, man. 115 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:52,955 Where's the father now? I'm sure he would notice him now. 116 00:04:52,993 --> 00:04:55,463 - Go off and slay. 117 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:58,165 Oh, I love a hip pop. 118 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,404 [cheers and applause] 119 00:05:02,436 --> 00:05:05,436 [upbeat music] 120 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,612 ♪ ♪ 121 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:09,710 - Oh, my goodness. - Ohh. 122 00:05:09,743 --> 00:05:13,383 - Whoa, not getting a drink with this guy. 123 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:17,283 - Absolutely not the person you want to talk to at a nightclub. 124 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,787 Oh, no. 125 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,119 - Havana, ooh-na-na. 126 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,824 ♪ ♪ 127 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,016 both: Ohh! 128 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,757 [cheers and applause] 129 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:29,633 - Dirty dancing? More like filthy dancing. 130 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:31,933 Okay, come on. - Okay. 131 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:33,165 - We all saw that. 132 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:36,200 Your life partners have now become your judges. 133 00:05:36,236 --> 00:05:41,106 So wise queer, I'm gonna ask you to judge and be critical as best you can 134 00:05:41,141 --> 00:05:42,941 of that incredible performance by Demi. 135 00:05:42,976 --> 00:05:46,806 - Oh, I mean, when that cane came out, 136 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,417 my cane came out. 137 00:05:48,448 --> 00:05:50,318 - Wow! - Okay! 138 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,820 - Yeah. [cheering] 139 00:05:51,852 --> 00:05:53,852 - Now, Patti, I am gonna go over to you. 140 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:56,257 Are you proud, are you moved? What's going through your mind? 141 00:05:56,290 --> 00:06:00,930 - I'm incredibly proud of him because a cup is a lot less 142 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:03,131 of an active prop than a cane is, 143 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,073 but I do have to say, when that cup came out, 144 00:06:06,099 --> 00:06:08,299 my came came out. 145 00:06:08,335 --> 00:06:09,535 [laughter] 146 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,240 - Okay. 147 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:13,271 Her came came out. - Yes. 148 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:18,047 - ♪ The crowning ♪ 149 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:21,148 - Boys, in one word, why do you think you deserve 150 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:23,981 the title of honorarily gay as fuck? 151 00:06:24,017 --> 00:06:25,387 - Pizzazz. 152 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:27,419 [laughter] 153 00:06:28,355 --> 00:06:29,455 - Tolerance. 154 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:31,429 [laughter] 155 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:33,128 - Okay. 156 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,430 I think we can all agree that you have undergone 157 00:06:35,462 --> 00:06:37,902 what Hilary Duff would call a metamorphosis. 158 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:39,101 - Yes. 159 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:42,172 And now, the winner of "Gayme Show," 160 00:06:42,202 --> 00:06:44,772 named honorarily gay as fuck, 161 00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,705 the queen of the straights is... 162 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:51,352 both: Demi Adejuyigbe! 163 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:53,348 [cheers and applause] 164 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,950 - Demi! 165 00:06:54,982 --> 00:06:56,122 - ♪ Oh yeah-ah ♪ 166 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,749 - Demi Adejuyigbe... 167 00:06:57,784 --> 00:06:59,294 both: Have your moment 168 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,389 - ♪ Yeah ♪ 169 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,790 - See you next time and... 170 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,992 both: Dua Lipa! 171 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,564 - ♪ Yeah ♪ - Congratulations.