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One twenty-six.
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Mwah. One twenty-seven. Mwah.
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-Higher, please!
-Anything for you, sweetie.
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Whoo-whee!
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How about you, Yakky?
You need a push?
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-Aah...
-Yeah, terrific.
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I can swing higher.
-No, I can!
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Butt rocket? That's cheating!
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Swinging isn't
a competition, guys.
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It's supposed to be relaxing...
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Well, I can relax harder!
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Okay, kids, let's take it easy.
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Fun is fun, but fun is done
when one of our friends
gets hurt.
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Well, I would never hurt Reddy
because I cherish him
as a brother.
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Well, I cherish you more!
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No, I do!
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Because I treasure
our relationship!
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Well, I treasure it more!
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We should probably help them.
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Eh,
don't worry, girls.
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Yeah, I'll have your friends
up and running in a jiffy.
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You know, your old dad,
he's no stranger to technology.
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I taught a computer
to play tic-tac-toe
back in the '70s.
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Whoa!
Reddy has a computer
in his butt?
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He never even mentioned it.
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Aw, so humble.
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Hmm. That's funny.
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Looks like there's, er,
one o' them vidja games
in here.
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-A video game?
-Ooh! Can we play?
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All right. That should do it.
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Loading, loading, loading,
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loading, loading,
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loading, loading...
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...loading, loading,
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loading, loading.
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Yay!
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Now loading screen two.
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Loading, loading,
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loading, loading,
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loading, loading...
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Loading... complete!
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A long time ago,
in the kingdom of Buddonia,
a peaceful race of--
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Isn't there a way
to skip these?
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Yeah, but don't you wanna know
about the kingdom of--
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Nope.
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Only you can restore it
to greatness.
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Welcome to Buddy Blasterz!
Press Start!
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I will. Thanks.
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Great job, sweetie.
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Hi there! I'm Gazoo,
the avatar of this game.
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I'm here to make you
the best buddy you can be.
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The buddy world
is a magical place
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where everyone is your buddy.
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Whoa!
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Making friends is easy.
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Just use your Smoocher
to blast your buddy
with kisses,
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and they'll
follow you everywhere.
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More buddies
means more Huggabits.
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Use those to buy new equipment
for you and your friends.
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So, what do you say?
Are you ready to play?
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Yes!
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And done.
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Oh, you girls look so cute.
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Thanks, Dad.
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But is it okay for us to go
play when Ruff and Reddy
are still broken?
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Oh, don't worry
about that, sweetie.
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Yeah, I'll fix up your
decapitated friends
while you play.
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That's what daddies do.
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Now, you two just worry
about having fun.
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-Yeah, awesome!
-Yeah, whoo-hoo!
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Oh, this is so awesome!
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And juice!
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Okay, I guess
we're gamer girls now.
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Let's pwn some noobs.
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Hi, hello, hi.
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You have my favorite smile.
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Happy birthday!
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You're the best at being you.
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I love you more
than my parents.
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Hey, best friends.
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Since you're new here,
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why not try to make a few
friends with your Smoochers?
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Go on, don't be shy.
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Wonderful, ho-ho! Great job!
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Level up!
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♪ Everybody loves
To have a buddy ♪
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♪ Everybody loves you ♪
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♪ Anybody loves to have a buddy
Nothing crummy 'bout that ♪
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♪ Snap-snap, twist-twist
Everybody is the best
Including you ♪
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♪ And you, and you, and you ♪
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♪ Everybody loves
To have a buddy ♪
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♪ Everybody loves you ♪
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♪ Cinnamon bun
Now we're having fun ♪
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♪ Kiss-kiss, snap-snap
Hug, snap, clap-clap ♪
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♪ Can you be my bud so blue? ♪
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♪ Everybody's buddies
With me and you ♪
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-Phew. I'm parched.
-Whoo-hoo!
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Juice, please.
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Huh. I guess I'm out.
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No! No need for that.
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We've got everything you need
here in buddy world.
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Don't worry, green friend.
I'll be right back--
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-Aah!
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What the heck happened?
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Hey, pal, welcome back.
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No, no, no, no, no--
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Nothing but good,
clean fun over here.
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No, no, what are you doing?
Stop it!
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-Why is this happening?
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Well, now,
it's come to my attention
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that one of these
newfangled computers
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is causin' some inconveniences
around our fair town.
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I'm sorry!
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Don't send me to jail!
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We'll see.
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Now, citizens,
I can tell that you're upset.
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So, what all are we gonna do
about this here predicament?
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Heh. I... I don't know.
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I mean, doesn't doing something
sound a little extreme?
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You know, it's just--
It's just kids having fun.
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-Oh, boy.
-Ban video games!
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Ban children!
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I, for one,
welcome the singularity.
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All hail our
simulated overlords!
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Please remain calm.
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This is clearly a job
for the Cyber Crimes Unit.
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Me hack into mainframe.
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Me find small girl
and me do this.
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And this!
Then it ends like this!
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Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop!
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Okay, that is no way
to discipline a watermelon.
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When I joined
the Fraternal Order of Dads,
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I took an oath
to never allow my child
to ravage the town
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from inside
a computer simulation,
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and to always bring
extra tissues,
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'cause they get really snotty.
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And this little melon,
this is my responsibility.
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And I'm gonna bring her back.
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Yakky, you give me that helmet.
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I'm goin' in.
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Ooh! Oh, this is cool.
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Okay, yeah, I can see
why the kids like this.
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You're my best friend.
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Ha-ha! Yeah, isn't that fun.
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-I'd like to give you a kidney.
-Oh, a kidney.
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Go find
your daughter!
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Oh, right, Augie! Yeah!
I'm comin', honey bun!
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Yeah, I just gotta get
my bearings here, uh... Okay--
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What? No, not there.
Gotta go-- Oh!
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Okay, gotta wanna--
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-Pivot! Pivot!
Okay, okay.
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Yeah, these controls,
they're a little tricky.
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Almost got it, uh...
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Ah, there we go. Easy peasy.
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-There's my girl. Hey, Augie!
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Ahem, uh, hello.
I don't think we've met.
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I'm Gazoo, your guide
to the world of Buddy Blasterz.
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Oh, hey, Gazoo.
Yeah, I'm Augie's dad.
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I'm here to take her home.
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Ooh, I can't let you do that.
I'm so sorry.
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Your daughter has become
a valuable asset to me.
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Oh, yeah, she's great.
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I require points
to sustain Buddy World.
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Your daughter,
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she has accrued
quite a lot of those,
let me tell you.
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Did you know
she's about to hit
100,000 Huggabits?
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Oh, yeah. I knew she was good
with the vidja games.
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And the last thing
we want to do
is interrupt her fun, right?
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Right. Right,
right, right, right.
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Augie! I am so proud of you!
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We just talked about this.
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Dad!
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Did you come to play with me?
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Oh, honey,
you know I'm supportive
of everything you do.
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I... I never tell you
not to do things,
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but you gotta stop this.
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You're... you're kind of
blasting everything in town.
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It's... it's really bad
and... and everything's on fire
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and they, you know,
there's body parts and...
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Oh, yeah, it's bad.
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Aw!
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Well, I was about to level up!
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Yeah, you are!
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-And I am so proud of you.
-Huh?
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Boopty-boopty-boo!
It's me, your boring dad!
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I love doing my taxes.
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Hmm. That does sound like him.
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Augie, No. No, no, no!
I'm your real dad.
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And, please,
you have to stop playing.
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Look, Augie! I'm a dad-a-corn!
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Ooh!
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Uh... okay.
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Look, Augie!
Yeah, see, I'm your dad
with a... with a...
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Oh, with a gross tail? What?
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Hmm.
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Hey, Augie, look,
it's your favorite flavor,
unconditional love.
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Only your real dad
would know that.
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Ha-ha! But only her real dad
would know about the--
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Look, Augie, it's that thing
you like from the--
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Oh, come on.
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Hmm.
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Keep playing.
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Stop playing.
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Stay here with your real dad.
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Come back with your real dad.
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Oh, I can't tell.
Maybe I always had two dads?
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Wouldn't your real dad
wanna hug you
three times tighter?
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Honey, please.
You gotta stop playin'.
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I don't see why
you would ever stop.
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I mean, look at all the funs
you're having, right?
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As your father,
all I want
is for you to have fun,
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no matter how many lives
you've destroyed.
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Augie, honey, listen to me.
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I know
it's a lot of fun in here,
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but there's people in town,
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they're getting
all thrown around
by your smooches.
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And, well, fun is fun,
but fun is done--
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When one of our friends
gets hurt.
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Dad!
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Oh, barf!
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Oh, my golly gosh,
gee-whiz jeepers willikers.
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Ah, sure is nice
havin' everything
back to normal.
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I can clean up better!
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Civic pride!
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No, I can!
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Yup, everything is the way
it should be.
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Gazoo?
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Ugh, it's you.
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Wait, what are you doing here?
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Community service.
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But I thought you lived
inside the video game.
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This is the real world.
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Oh, is it?
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What?