All right. You ready to go play with your friends, sweetheart?
Actually, the car ride over here was a little stressful.
I think I'd rather go home and rest.
Don't be silly! You're gonna have so much fun.
Mother, look out the window.
-It's insanity out there.
What if I get caught under the see-saw and I get squished?
What if I get on the swing and I get squished?
What if I bend down to smell a flower and I get squished?
I'm so small and squishable.
Eh, getting squished builds character.
Mom, I'm full of character. Cha-cha-cha.
So I'll just go ahead and get back in my car--
I know you're scared, Yakky, but you can do this.
You're my buff little baby queen.
And sometimes, you got to push yourself.
Can you do that for your old ma?
Um... Okay.
That's my girl!
Three-nineteen! Set! Hut!
Okay, hun! Kick some butt! Take some names!
-Love you!
There's no way you, a little pony princess,
could defeat me.
Mr. Bear Throb McMuscle Man.
Even if you destroy me, you'll never find the magic unicorn potion!
I'll take my chances.
Oh, hey, Yakky. You made it. Ready to play?
Uh, yes. Play, that's what I wanna do.
-Oh, hey. It's Yakky. What's up, shorty?
-Aw, it's okay, Yakky.
Why don't you have a juice box to calm yourself down?
It's your favorite, Biskitt Farm's orange drink.
Wow. I do feel a little better now.
Wait. Was that drink sugar free?
Sugar free?
Too much sugar
is a one way path to organ failure.
You guys worked me up so much I fear tooted.
Well, my daddy says it's healthy to toot every day.
Yeah, calm down, girl.
Tootin' is the ultimate form of rebellion.
But fear is the only way
I can prevent myself from getting squished in this world.
Yakky, the only thing you need
to protect yourself in this world is a warm hug.
And I know the best person for that.
Oh, honey. Oh, sweetie. Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
Oh, my life is incomplete when you're not here.
It's like... it's like you don't even exist if I can't see you.
Yo, Mr. Daddy, can you please stop smoochin' on your daughter
and lay down some old person advice on Yakky?
Oh, yeah! You know, Yakky just needs someone to watch her
at all times to make sure she's safe.
You know, with things like surveillance monitors,
and GPS to track her every move.
And most of all, you need kisses.
Kisses? That doesn't sound scary.
-There, all better.
-Mr. Daddy,
you have made my friend blast gas all up in my grill.
Let's ask someone else for advice.
Baby, I don't smother you with affection
to the point of breaking down emotionally, do I?
I like unicorns.
Ah, that's my girl.
Of course I'll help you, you little cutie baby!
Everyone knows fashion gives people the self-confidence they need
where nothing can hurt them.
Loopy, you know what we should do?
Steal from the cash register?
No. We need a fashion show!
Comin' down the runway, the hottest little duck,
the sweetest piece of pie,
the last tater tot left on the plate.
Oh, my gosh. I think I'm hungry.
Is it lunchtime? Nah. It's Yakky duck!
Do you feel more empowered yet?
Girl, you look like a million bucks.
Yeah! I'm feeling myself.
Oh, but I think my shoes are too big!
This exotic look called "flight of morning swan."
Show's over, Cavey.
Unga bunga, me get into panty hose for nothing.
So, you wanna get over your fears, do you, Yakky?
Well, welcome to the dojo.
Man, this dojo smells like onion rings.
That was my breakfast.
Now, I've provided you a Gi and a sword replica
from Tenchi Mucho swords five.
If I teach you to be a powerful warrior like me,
you will have no need to fear anything.
Wow, Peter! You have a lot of cool dollies at your dojo.
Those aren't dollies, those are my roommates.
And maybe someday we could be something more.
All right. Let's begin. Follow your sensei. Hi-yah!
Hi-yah! Handstand!
Hi-yah! Okay, now you.
Uh...
Hey! I think I'm starting to get it now.
Okay, now follow this. Hyakukenjutsu!
Gomenasai.
Hm. Interesting.
The fruity levels are stable.
Dr. Cindy, is she gonna be okay?
-No. What?
Well, there's something I've been wanting to try,
but the dumb ethics community wouldn't approve.
-Please just help her. -Please, please.
-Oh, pretty please, please help her. -Help her, pretty please.
Oh, All right.
All I gotta do is extract her...
fear juice!
I thought you were gonna put a bandage on there or something.
No, no, no, no, no, no. This is much more advanced.
This procedure will change Yakky's life.
The fear holding her back will be eliminated.
And then we put a bandage on her.
What do you think, Big A?
Hm. I don't know if Daddy would approve.
But Daddy ain't here right now.
We'll do it.
Yes! I've been waiting to try out this invention...
the fear sucker!
Here it comes! Here comes the fear juice!
Oh, there's a lot more in here than I was expecting. Nurse Boo Boo!
More, Boo Boo, we need more. More, more!
Mm, lunchtime.
Sandwich demons are finally getting their revenge on me!
This stuff's really potent.
We better be careful disposing of it.
You kids seem responsible. Take some as a souvenir.
Oh, this was inside a person.
Yakky, you okay?
Yeah, I'm alive,
but it's time for me to live!
-Whoa, Yakky!
You ain't seen nothing yet, McStink.
Now that this is organized, the medicine will finally go to the correct patients.
-Whoa.
Yeah!
Dang! Yakky's got more spit than my dad when he's taking a nap!
Which is a lot of spit, because he drools hard.
Yeah, it's great.
Yo, I'm sick of all this.
These stunts aren't enough! I wanna feel somethin'.
You want to move on to roller blades?
Nah, I was thinking more like this.
Check it out, bruh. We got sick loop-de-loops
on loop-de-loops, piercing spikes,
even got a deadly shark pit.
I thought there was gonna be hot guys at this pool party.
Yeah, got a whole bunch of stuff.
And for the final stunt,
I gave Grape Ape some samba music to dance to.
I'm gonna jump right under his foot before it squishes me.
See ya stinkers on the finish line.
Yakky!
Shag, we gotta stop her before she becomes
a little squashed nugget or a flat piece of cake or a tortilla or--
Oh, my gosh, I think I'm hungry, too.
This is awesome!
This is how Yakky feels all the time?
I straight up want my mommy, man!
Any idea when the hot guys are-- Aw, she's gone.
All right. I'm about to start screaming too if no hot guys show up.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, look.
Even with Yakky's new skills, she's never gonna make that jump.
I'm freaking out.
I need a swig of Biskitt Farm's orange drink to calm me down.
Wait, that's not Biskitt Farm's, that's Yakky's fear juice.
Quick, splash her!
Aw, man, we gotta call a doctor.
She's got too many sick moves.
Ha! You gotta be radder than that to catch up to me.
-Wait! That's it!
Yakky! We have some more Biskitt Farm's orange drink for you.
Why didn't you say so, bro?
Better drink up before the big jump.
It's not even sugar free!
Yeah, juice me, bro.
Ah!
Yeah! I'm on top of the world.
Feeling kinda weird.
I knew this is how it would go.
Finally time to get squished.
No. We can stop the skateboard if we do it all together.
Ready? One, two, three.
We did it!
Oh!
-Oh. How's my buff baby? -Mom?
Oh, sweetie, I wanted you to push yourself,
but I didn't want you to go this far.
It's okay, Mom.
Actually, I had lots of fun living on the edge.
Now that I've been squished, it doesn't seem so scary anymore.
Oh, yeah?
But it would be good to play it safe for a little bit.
Yeah, dog, I think I'm gonna chill for a while.
You kids definitely deserve some rest.
Take it easy.
By the way, you don't have bones anymore. It's just dust.