Open wide.
Ah! -Some teeth,
a tongue. Looks right.
Hey, Boo Boo, hand me my tiny hammer.
Hah!
Good news! She's alive and kickin'.
How are you feeling, Augie?
Oh, it's all my fault.
I took her to that wretched pizza place again.
A pizza place, you say?
Yeah, the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion
over on Avenue Boulevard.
Oh, that place, it always upsets her tumsies,
what with all the games, and the music, and the pizza.
Hm, what did she have there?
Fun!
She had two cheese pizzas with mozzarella-blasted crust,
a large bowl of pizza soup and a jumbo marinara soda.
Hey, Boo Boo, we should get a sample of that pizza,
so I can run some tests on it.
Oh, I don't know if that's nec--
Hang tight, guys.
Ah, cheesy pizza, here I come!
Welcome to the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion,
Jellystone's premiere family pizza experience.
Your finest picnic table for two, please.
Sorry, bud, I can't let you two in.
This place is for...
But... the pizza
Listen, we can't have two non-parents like you hanging out here.
It's company policy.
What are we gonna do, Yogi?
Getting a kid can take up to nine months.
Unless...
A table for one adult and a single infant, please.
Uh... Goo-goo, ga-ga.
I'm calling the police.
Ah, your baby costume was flawless.
I don't know how she saw through it.
She's clearly some sort of a wizard.
I need to get myself a real kid.
A desperate one.
Help a desperate kid buy some tokens!
Shirts hand made by yours truly.
Twenty bucks a shirt or two for 50.
Psst. Kid, child! -Huh?
I see you're looking to score some quick cash.
My dad says this kind of Cattanooga place is a rip off,
so he won't give me any money for tokens.
So I'm making cash by selling my line of premium t-shirts.
Then, I can win enough tickets
to buy me the top mega price wall prize!
The Pizza Wheels!
Have you ever laid eyes on such a slick whip?
Look at this beast.
She's got pizza tires,
a pizza spoiler,
-even the horn sounds like pizza! Cheese-cheese!
It's my dream ride.
I could do illegal street races!
And sick burnouts! And maybe even, like, tuck it in at night.
I'd impress all the hunnies.
It's gonna cost a ton of tickets, though.
It's gonna take a whole lot of work for me to get this on my own.
Here, let me help you out.
If you pretend to be my kid, I'll give you all the tokens you need.
We can play all the games, get a ton of tickets,
and we can win your delicious car together!
You'd really do that for me?
No adult has ever offered to help me before.
You got yourself a deal.
Ha. -Wait, what?
-No, no. Fist bump. Like this.
And while we're in here, call me "Daddy-O".
I'm not going to do that.
One father and one child coming through!
Hey there, kids.
Welcome to the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion.
Are you ready to g-g-g-g-grove out?
You know it. One, two, cheese, four!
♪ You know I get Jazzed for cheese ♪
♪ And you know why I say thanks and please ♪
♪ Dad, did you finally get The big promotion? ♪
♪ I'm begging, will you take me To the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion ♪
♪ We've got sticky games And stinky Cheese ♪
♪ It's a land Of pure temptation For your sweet pizza dreams ♪
♪ Look online, there are Some coupon promotions ♪
♪ Might help ya get into The Cattanooga Cheese Explosion ♪
♪ But whatever you do, Don't feed us cheese ♪
♪ We're terribly allergic ♪
One set of pizza wheels, compadre.
That's not nearly enough, kiddo.
Cheese-cheese! A million tickets!
But I'll never have that much at this rate.
I've been going all day.
Here. You can have this.
This is a rip-off!
Hey, old timer.
Cheesy more more?
You said you'd help me, but all you've done is sit here and eat pizza.
And?
And I'm never gonna win the Pizza Wheels now!
-Hey!
-Whoa!
Uh-oh!
Looks like we got a tantrum baby in the house.
You know what that means.
Huh?
♪ Baby angry, baby mad ♪
♪ Let's crowd around him And make him glad ♪
No! I'm not a baby!
♪ Baby crying, baby shame ♪
♪ Let's laugh at the baby 'Cause he's so lame ♪
I'm not crying!
-No, Shag! Come back!
All right, Mac. No kid, no pizza.
Wait for me. I'll come back for you.
-Huh?
♪ You know I get sad For cheese... ♪
Shag, come back! I need you!
The Cattanooga Cheese Explosion is built on a throne of lies!
Them robot cats humiliated me in front of everyone!
Well, about that...
I actually just talked to the Cattanooga Cats,
and they actually said they feel bad
about calling you a baby in song form.
So, they're throwing you a special party to make it up to you.
They are?
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Because you worked so hard playing all those games,
they want to give you the Pizza Car for free!
What? What are we waiting for?
Let's roll, Daddy-O!
-Can I take this off?Just a few more minutes.
-Come on, I can't wait! -No, no, no, no!
What the-- This isn't a party.
Uh, yes, it is.
Then where are the Pizza Wheels?
Uh...
I knew it! You lied to me! Again!
Take it easy, son. Have a slice of pizza to calm your spirits.
Oh, wait. Not that one.
Your obsession with pizza has caused me nothing but trouble.
I'm gonna to throw it in the trash, where it belongs.
-No! It belongs in me! No, no! No!
-Give it up, you pizza predator! -Never!
-Cool it, cats.
Don't be a downer, little guy.
This place is for happy families only!
Please, listen to your father.
He is not my dad!
Not happy. Not family. Not allowed!
Nice going, old man.
Your pizza obsession is gonna get us killed by robots.
Don't blame this on me!
You're the one who let them know we're not a happy family
I wish I never became your fake son!
Well, fine.
I only need pizza anyway.
At least pizza cares about me.
My baby!
I'm back, babe!
Help! Help! Help!
Oh! Oh, help!
Help!
Oh! Help!
You're yanking on my guns!
Keep your dirty robot hands off my fake son.
-Yogi! -Oh, shag!
I've realized the error of my ways.
My unhealthy love of pizza was tearing us apart!
If only someone would have told me sooner!
That's what I've been trying to tell you this whole time!
Hey! Catta-no-goods!
Chew on this!
Our song!
You will comply with all restaurant rules and regulations.
Teeny Tim, no! I thought you were cool!
Cheese-cheese! -Pizza Wheels!
Ow! My choppin' hand.
Head's up, pops!
Yo, Yogi! Set up that dad-bod and hook me up with some ramp-age!
Hey! Can a baby do this?
-Yeah! -We did it!
Hey, Shag. I'm really sorry for not being there for you
and or letting you down.
Facts, man. Facts.
But getting to blow up those robots felt pretty good.
So I'd say we're square.
Too bad we had to destroy my precious Pizza Wheels, though.
Cheese-cheese.
-Yeah! -Pizza Wheels!
You're alive!
Wanna go for a spin?
Do I?
Let's roll.
Look at us go!