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The town of Jellystone.
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Or as I like to call it,
the greatest town
there ever was.
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I'm proud to be here today
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to celebrate the
accomplishments
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of the great
Hubert Bartholomewbert,
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Who, 100 years ago, to the day,
founded this city.
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-Happy birthday, Jellystone!
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Without further ado,
the greatest story ever told.
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The story of
Hubert Bartholomewbert.
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Dang, yo.
It's frontier times!
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I'm a poor farmer
and my plants will not grow.
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This dirt, it's wack, y'all.
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Oh honey, our son...
his sickness, it's worsening!
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-Oh, woe is me.
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Won't someone come and save us?
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-Not so fast.
-Who are you?
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Well, I'm
Hubert Bartholomewbert.
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Whoo-Hoo!
That's my daughter up there!
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The one that is the man.
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As I said,
I'm Hubert Bartholomewbert.
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I'm just your
average plain old simple,
larger than life millionaire
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adventurer/role model.
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And I've taken a likening
to this blossoming dirt town.
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I've come to save it
with this Jellystone.
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A magical gemstone
that grants superpowers
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to whoever has
the most town pride.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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There! Soil is fixed.
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Your son is now cured.
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Well ain't that just wonderful?
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Well thank you,
Mr. Bartholomewbert.
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Whatever shall you do next?
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First, I'm going to found
this town by burying
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this magical stone
in an undisclosed location.
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Then I'm going to fly to my
crystal palace on the Moon.
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Okay bye!
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-Wah!
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Are you kidding me?
That's not how it happened.
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That Hubie, what a joker!
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Uh, wait now. What was that?
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The Hubert. The Jellystone.
It's all baloney.
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Woah, woah, woah, hold up.
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Lippy the Lion,
you're the oldest
citizen in Jellystone.
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I am?
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You knew
Hubert Bartholomewbert?
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Of course! Hubie was my
old college roommate.
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His nickname was Hubert,
the big fat liar,
Bartholomewbert.
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Wanna know why?
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Was it because
he was a big fat--
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It was because
he was a big fat liar.
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All the time,
he would make these
mashugana stories.
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My ancestor was
Alexander the Great.
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I have a magical stone
that grants me super powers.
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I've got a telephone
in my bathroom.
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Psh, please.
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So that means,
the legend of the Jellystone.
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-Hubert Bartholomewbert.
-Is all a lie?
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Yeah, old Hubie made it all up
for fame and money.
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What a putz. Nothing was
real about him.
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Even this statue isn't real.
It's made out of
white chocolate.
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What?
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Well everybody, we just learned
that Jellystone is
built on lies,
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happens to the best of us.
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But I'll tell ya what,
we're better than that.
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And here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna host a contest to
find the new face
of Jellystone.
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And whoever wins is
gonna get a statue
of themselves
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right here in
the center of town.
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One not made of chocolate.
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You mean I could be
the most famous
person in town?
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Well as I am smarter than
the average Jellystonian,
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There's no way
Boo Boo and I are losing.
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If I compete in contests by
myself, I get hives.
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Well I'll win with science,
technology, and my
massive intellect.
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Oh no, did I forget to put on
deodorant today?
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Are you even seeing this kid?
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There's no way
she's losin' this contest.
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Contest!
Contest! Contest!
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This is gonna save the town.
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Alright, we're gonna find
the new face of the town
with a talent show!
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First up... Cindy!
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Using technology,
I'm going to make this lemon
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grow twice its size.
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Wow! It shrunk!
I do love a plot twist.
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Anyone wanna see
how loud I can scream?
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I don't know about y'all
I'm very excited to see
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how loud she can--
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-How about we see how far
I can throw Boo Boo?
-What?
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-Wow! What an arm.
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Uh, Peter here.
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I brought this welcome mat
and now I'm going to review it.
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Firm, and says "welcome".
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Gosh, this is so engaging.
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Well, we did not
think this through.
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But I'm gonna
try jumping rope anyway.
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Stupendous!
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Magnifique!
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Radical!
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Oh, Mr. Snagglepuss,
I just can't decide.
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I mean, everyone here is
just so gosh-darn talented!
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No, say no more.
It's obvious we need more
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than just a talent show.
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The true face of
Jellystone must be cunning!
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-What is sour cream?
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The question was about the
capitol of Denmark.
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So... no.
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The face of Jellystone
must be quick.
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We gotta hop in that race,
Speed Buggy.
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Speed Buggy?
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No... Speed! No!
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The face of Jellystone
must be athletic!
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I'm open.
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Compassion!
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Patience!
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The new face of Jellystone
must have--
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Oh, gee, look,
it's already night time.
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So Mr. Mayor, sir, who won?
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Well, sir, let me just
check my notes.
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Oh golly,
everyone is just too good!
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Was it me?
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-Or me?
-Was it me?
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Oh uh, well now this decision
is important, so...
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-My decision is...
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I'm gonna need to see
everyone do more stuff.
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Let's say another two,
three... ten days of contests.
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-Oh, what? Come on.
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Even a face this cute
needs a break.
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And here I was, thinking
I could trust big government
decision making.
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But no!
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Wait, what?
Everyone's leaving?
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Oh, hey, now. Don't give up
on Jellystone, everybody...
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No, look,
I can't choose.
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Oh, well,
this is a pleasant dream.
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Everything is pretty and
there's flowers and--
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Oh, my gosh!
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Hello? Yogi? Peter? Jabberjaw?
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Yogi, you're being
awfully quiet...
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Well, that there was
a tad bit strange.
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Oh, alright. I get
the symbolism/metaphor.
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-Huh? What?
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Oh, I gotta take
drastic measures.
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We need a new face immediately.
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Ya got that, Mr. Jinks?
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Yes, you said
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Settle down, everyone.
Take to your desks.
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Mayor Huckleberry's on
video call.
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Welcome everybody.
I'm so glad you decided
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to stay in the competition.
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I'm sure you remaining
six teams are curious
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what the final challenge is.
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Does it have to do with all the
baking equipment?
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-In this baking tent?
-Yes actually.
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But you forgot the part
about the rocket.
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Holy cow, we're flying!
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It's Jellystone's birthday.
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Y'all have three hours
to bake a birthday cake
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before the rocket crash lands
back to Earth.
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You see, in this high intensity
life or death scenario,
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your true selves
will shine forth,
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and I'll finally be able to
choose the new face
of the town!
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Winner gets a parachute
and everyone else...
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Thank you for your service.
Have fun, y'all.
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Huckleberry, you are a genius.
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Hey, Peter, How would you say
you're doing this far?
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No, Yogi! Don't you dare.
Yogi! We need that!
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Please try my cake.
Tell everyone it's delicious.
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-Yogi! That was my ticket
outta here!
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This isn't face of
the town behavior.
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Where's the compassion?
The patience? The selflessness?
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-Oh heavens, have
I gone too far?
I'd say so.
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I took the only parachute.
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I'm coming' for you,
precious citizens.
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Oh!
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Oh, sweet buttery biscuits.
I ding-dang love this town.
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I can't let it's citizen
blow up in a rocket.
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Huckleberry Hound.
I am the great Jellystone.
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Gasp. The mythical Jellystone.
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I guess it's real after all.
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I have chosen to bestow
my powers onto you,
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because of your love
for the town.
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Oh, okay.
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Me have confession.
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Me never really washed hands
after me went to bathroom.
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What?
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Now I just gotta stop
that there rocket.
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As everyone knows,
this decision has been
super difficult.
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And I realized, I haven't been
able to pick a winner
for a reason.
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Does just one flower
make a bouquet?
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Does just one hair
make a toupee?
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Does just one noodle
make a buffet?
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Well what do you say?
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I say... nay!
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There's not just
one face of the town.
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You're all the face of
the town.
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Which is why I made this.
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Yeah, I gathered everyone's DNA
while you slept and
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combined it with
the magical Jellystone.
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Uh-oh.
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Why would you not just like,
take a group photo
or something.
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Oh, I did not think of that.