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[rock music playing]
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[groans]
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What happened?
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Me must try to remember.
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[grunting]
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[all] Five cent milkshakes.
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Suck it down! Suck it down!
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Suck it...
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Oh. Yeah. We partied.
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-Captain Caveman
-[yelps]
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What you want?
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We wanted to invite you
to come with us
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to come see the great
Jellystone ice caps.
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It is going to be,
as you say... wet.
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Maybe bring a swimsuit.
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Ha! Have me ever said
no to party time with gang?
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Get in van.
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[tires screeching]
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Woo-hoo!
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Me love being able to party
with good friends.
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Me also love wind chimes.
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[Captain Caveman] Whoa!
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This like ice
where me came from.
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Bet you couldn't break it.
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Unga. What we bet?
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If you can't break it,
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you have to let me
give you another perm.
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Me already tell you,
it was 70's.
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That was style.
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Captain Caveman.
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[groans]
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[cracking]
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I caught him.
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Guys, I think there's
something frozen in here.
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Me get it out.
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Mon capitaine, it kinda looks
like you have two noses.
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Me make them clap.
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[all laughing]
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I will squeeze it
to see what happens.
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Hand is getting closer...
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Dada.
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Did that adorable creature
just call you dada?
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Ah, no, no, no.
There's no way.
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Dada. Papa.
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Daddy. Male parental figure.
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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Who is that?
I got to hold him.
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Someone take my photo.
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This is gonna
be my new profile pic.
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Ah, don't you worry, Captain.
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I am a doctor.
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I can figure out
if he's your son.
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Please hold up
the number three.
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Okay, Captain Caveman,
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now, you hold up
number three.
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-He's yours.
-What?
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Me? A dad?
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How? When? Me?
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Why? Why? When? How?
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Don't you worry, buddy.
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I know another way
to get to the bottom of this.
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Welcome back to Snagg.
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The show hosted by me,
Snagglepuss.
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On today's episode,
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we're going to answer
the question,
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"What do you get when you cross
a caveman with a glacier?"
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[all cheering]
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Okay, Time to start
the complex process
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of DNA testing.
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Can you please hold up
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the number three
with your hand?
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[Yogi Bear]
We already tried that.
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Well, ain't that just the way.
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Well, I guess we're going
to the old Snag lab.
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Thank you for the gift of hair.
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Oh, don't be weird.
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He is caveman junior.
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There you have it, folks.
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The miracle of technology.
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Unga my cabunga!
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Me not ready to be daddy.
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What if me not do good job?
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Oh, you're going
to be a great dad.
It's easy.
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You just need to give up
any goals you may have had.
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Uh, all your hobbies,
your free time,
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your worldly possessions,
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social life, money,
partying, friends.
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And of course,
no more milkshakes,
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And then you're all set
to be the bestest dad ever.
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I'm a handful.
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Me understand none of that.
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But me got this.
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Me going to be daddest dad
that ever dadded before.
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Your son is upside down.
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Okay, uh, Junior.
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Unga, we miss out
on father-son bonding time
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for, like, four million years.
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So, we have lot to catch up on.
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Me wanna wander
in the woods unsupervised.
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Okay, sure.
No, no, wait, wait.
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We must do unga
father-son things.
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Here, put on diaper.
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Okay.
Now, take off diaper.
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Okay, I change diaper.
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Yes, that easy.
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Uh, what else father-son do?
What else?
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Oh, oh, oh.
Father-son build things.
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Build, build,
build, build, build.
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Caveman Junior.
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Ugh, form all wrong.
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Need more posture and swing.
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You do too much stooping.
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Stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Stupid, stupid.
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Oh. Hello, my hairy friend.
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Might I offer you
an organic lolly?
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Stupid, stupid, stupid.
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Ugh. Weak.
What are you, my mom?
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No, no, wait.
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Me want lolly. Me no say that.
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But stupid is a no-no word.
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Butt. butt, butt,
butt, butt, butt, butt.
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Oh, thank you for noticing.
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Yeah, I've been doing squats.
Like three a day.
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You know, It's like they say
you got to follow your dreams.
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Why so many people
outside van today?
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Here, take this phone,
that distract you.
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[exclaims]
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Junior, put that down.
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Which way down?
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No, no, no, wait.
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...Find myself a nice lady...
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It took a while,
but I finally overcame
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my crippling fear
of meteorites.
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I can now look
in the mirror and say
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"Glump, from the valley
of the dinosaurs,
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you are worthy of love."
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Gosh, this is exhausting.
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How long has it been?
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Only three minutes, huh?
[groans]
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Captain Daddy.
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Whoa. Captain Caveman,
you look exhausted.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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Everything under control.
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Me daddest dad ever.
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Do you mean that?
Or was that a cry for help?
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Help.
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Well, we were hoping to invite
you out for indoor badminton.
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We're one short
because Loopy
doesn't want to play.
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I refuse to move my body
for sport, only pleasure.
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Oh, that sounds rad.
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Oh, but me must
look after Junior.
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Are you sure?
It's tieless Saturday.
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How about if I give you
a sneak peek. Boom-boom.
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Shoot, me love
tieless Saturdays.
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But... me should
still watch Junior.
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Well, we'll get out
of your hairs.
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Wait. Uh, will it be fun?
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Uh, I mean, yeah, probably.
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Okay, you twist-me-arm.
Me coming.
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Just give me second.
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I distract Junior.
What do I have?
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Ah, ice, cold water,
ice cream, popsicles.
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Have fun. Unga.
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[grunts]
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[grunts]
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Look out.
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Ha ha. We got 'em.
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For tieless Saturdays!
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Oh, no! Buff Yogi.
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I got it, Boo Boo.
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But Jabberjaw, your racket!
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I must keep fighting
for my friends,
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for my family, and for them.
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Impossible. Save us, Captain.
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Hi, Daddy.
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First round goes
to Jabberjaw and Boo Boo.
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Yay.
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What happened to you
back there, Captain?
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You choked like me eating
a whole chicken
without chewing.
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Oh, me not sure.
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Never let him out
of your sight.
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Because if you do,
you may never see them again.
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Did me abandon son?
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Oh, no.
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Junior, Junior.
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Junior. Junior, Junior, Junior.
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Junior. Junior... Junior!
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Big ice cube.
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Something in it.
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Me love playing with ice,
cold water, ice cream,
and popsicles.
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[gasps]
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Junior.
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Oh, wait. Everything okay.
He right there.
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Oh. Me coming, Junior.
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[straining]
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Almost... [gasps]
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Oh, finally. My dream
of stacking ice cubes
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in the middle
of the street is complete.
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Unga, bunga,
which one is Junior?
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[grunts]
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I'll just wait
for this to cool.
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I have a regret.
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Chunga bunga.
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You know, I never did like
how this pier
was slightly elevated.
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Gotcha.
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Junior.
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[grunts]
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[inhales deeply, blows]
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Hi, Daddy.
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Oh, Junior, you alive.
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Wait. If you okay,
then who in ice block?
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[snarls]
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[roaring]
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Saber-tooth tiger.
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Me must get you
out of here.
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Me learn valuable lesson
to be more like doggy daddy
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and never let you
out of me sight ever again.
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[growls, screams]
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[snarls]
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Uh...
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-What?
-Oh, my gosh.
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Your son kicks butt.
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You did a great job
raising him.
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Oh, no. Me no do that.
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Junior don't need me.
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Junior indestructible.
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Can actually take care
of himself.
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But me his daddest dad.
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So, I still got
to be there for him.
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[gasps] That actual
valuable-est lesson.
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Me coming, Junior.
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[snarls]
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Papa!
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Junior.
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Unga, you know,
you really handled own
back there.
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You don't need me
around all time.
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Like annoying doggie-daddy,
do you?
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[grunts]
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Well, me sorry it took
so long to realize.
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So, with that out of way,
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how's about you play
in woods unsupervised.
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[gasps] Oh!
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Me see him whenever.
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[howling]
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[theme music playing]