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We're finally
going to get to see
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Super Ultra Death Woman 4.
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The Deathening.
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She'll chew you up and spit
you out.
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She's tough as nails and
harder than an old biscuit.
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I had a nightmare
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I was a biscuit once.
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That's why I'm gluten free.
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It's going to be so cool.
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My daddy won't tell me
what death is,
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so I'm excited
to learn about it
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not only from an expert,
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but a woman.
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I hate these kinds of movies,
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but I fear if I keep rejecting
your invitations
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you'll stop
inviting me to things.
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You're right to think so.
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Now, come on. Let's go see
a dang movie.
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Hi. Three tickets for
The Deathening, please.
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No, not so fast, kiddos.
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You little buddies are
a bit too young
for such a violent movie.
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I know the perfect movie
for you guys to watch instead.
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Baby Dooky Dum Dum 6,
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This time they suck on
a big pinky.
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Baby Dooky Dum Dum 6?
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That movie is the worst.
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I mean, one through three
were good,
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but man,
they lost the plot after four.
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Come on, guys,
if they want a grown-up,
we'll give them a grown-up.
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Now we'll get treated
like adults
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or at least just one adult.
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Augie?
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You really think this is
gonna work?
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'Course it will. We're hot now.
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Whoa.
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Oh, wow.
That cloud looks like a worm.
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Uh, excuse me.
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A man
with the voice of a child.
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Oh what? No, no, no, no.
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Uhh, I'm an adult.
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Oh, my bad, pal.
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He's as slow as molasses
in January.
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So, how can I help you?
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One ticket for
The Deathening, please.
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Huh. I can't help but think
you look familiar.
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Where do I know you from?
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Oh, um... perhaps
you've heard of us.
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I mean, me, I am, uh,
Mr. Flabby.
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-Dabby.
-Wabby.
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Jabby? Yes, I'm Mr. Fabby
Dabby Wabby Jabby,
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and I'm a prominent lawyer
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and I own a manor...
with Ponies.
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Hmm.
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If he knows we're lying,
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he's gonna call the cops.
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Oh, I probably just saw you
in super-hot yoga with Debbie.
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Here ya go.
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Yes. Finally.
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Did somebody here say
they're a lawyer?
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I need one immediately
for a law emergency.
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Oh, yeah. This guy's a lawyer.
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Uh, wha...
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The cops actually came.
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What are we going to do?
We can't lie to a cop.
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Yes, that's me.
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An adult who's a lawyer.
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Thank goodness.
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Come with me.
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Order! Order in the court.
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I swear, the body was already
dead when I found it.
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Oh, I gotta...
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Gimme one sec.
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Guys, what do I do?
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I've never been a
lawyer before.
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Just say something.
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Anything.
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'Cause if you don't,
we'll never get to see
Super Ultra Death Woman,
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and they will arrest us.
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I can't get my one thousand
good night kisses from my daddy
in jail.
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Hmm. Something smells fishy.
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And it's not Wally Gator
for once.
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Oh, thank goodness.
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Why are you taking so long?
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Have you got something to hide?
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This is a court of truth.
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Uh, permission to
approach the bench?
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Oh, sure. Talk to me, babe.
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What's up?
Let's chiggidy-chat, yo.
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Well, uh, you see
it was in my head
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and I was having thoughts.
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Thoughts, you know,
thoughts inside my head,
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and while I was thinking,
it led me to a thought
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which led me to think...
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uh... where's the potty?
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Oh, that's easy.
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It's down the hall--
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Not guilty.
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I'm not going to jail!
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My gosh, we did it.
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Hooray!
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Get milked, ding dongs.
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Ah, yes. Thank you. Thank you.
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Mr. Flabby Grabby Jabby Jabby,
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you cracked the toughest case
in Jellystone history
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and you're polling in
at a 100% smartest guy in town.
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Will you run for mayor?
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Uhhh...
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Just say yes or
we will never get to see
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The Deathening.
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-Uhhh...
Get with it.
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Yes, we will.
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I mean, me...
will run for mayor.
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Mr. Crabby, Crabby, Crabby...
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What's your stance on
Corporate Megamergers and
Trans-Pacific Partnerships?
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I like... ponies.
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Can't argue with that.
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What?
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You know, we all should
just skip the election
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to make him mayor right now.
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I concede.
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What?
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How did it come to this?
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I just wanted to see a
dang movie.
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And now we have to work in
big government.
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Just one more in,
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and that's all my tiny
wooden cups.
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This really is the end of an
era for old Huckleberry.
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Now wait, just a minute here...
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-Ahhh!
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Why'd you blow our cover?
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Hey, it's hard work being legs.
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My blood sugar's gettin' low.
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We've gone too far, Augie.
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You can't bonk the ex-mayor.
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Relax, Yakky.
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I just activated a chakra point
on his head to put him into
a coma
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using defensive jutsu my
daddy taught me.
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Sick.
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We're going to see
The Deathening.
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Even if we have to die.
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Augie, I should just tell you
now, death isn't...
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No. spoilers!
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Mr. Mayor? Mr. Mayor?
Mr. Mayor...
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Come on, guys.
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Yeah, come... come.
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Uh, come in.
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Oh, it's so horrible,
Mr. Mayor.
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An alien mothership has landed
in Jellystone Town Square,
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and they want to see
the town's leader,
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or they'll destroy us all.
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Set quadrants four, five
and seven in medium frequency
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and increase the amp
by 5.7 notches.
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Where the heck is the mayor?
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Reporting for duty.
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Uh, are the aliens
real aliens?
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I can't see past Granny's
withered ol' tush.
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It's like a dream.
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Let me fill you in, Mr. Mayor.
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We've managed to establish
communication with the alien
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on a primitive level
using sound.
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Allow me to demonstrate.
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They say to hurry up
and bring them our leaders
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so they can pass judgment
on our civilization.
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You're our only hope,
Mr. Mayor.
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Well, here goes nothing.
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Yeah. Go get him, Mr. Mayor.
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Oh. Uh...
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Hello.
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Oh, my gosh. He's so ugly.
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Guys, guys. What do I do?
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Well, in Nippon,
people bow as a form
of respect.
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Um, welcome to Jellystone,
handsome traveler.
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Okay, we are bowing now.
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This is hard when
there's like two extra
butts in here.
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I'm trying to hold.
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What's he doing?
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I can't
hold it much longer.
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Please, Please, Please, please,
please, please, please.
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Bleep.
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I'm slipping!
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Yackky, no.
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Bleep
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Bleep
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Okay, everything's fine now.
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The alien went underground to
go to sleep.
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Yay! Whoo-hoo!
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Are you okay, Yakky?
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My life flashed before my eyes.
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It was short.
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Oh, why does this guy smell
like Momma's hot bean steak?
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Look, there's the hero
who saved us from aliens.
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Hmm. He's as big as Europe.
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Hey, over here, big guy.
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I think we're in the
clear, guys.
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You mean we can go see...
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The Deathening?
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Finally, it's time.
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Let's do this.
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Excuse me.
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One ticket for
The Deathening, please.
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Hey, you're that guy
from earlier,
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or did you put on
some sick gains, brother?
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-Yes.
-Well, here's your ticket.
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From one big buff boy
to another.
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-Got it!
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Nuts.
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The... the...
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The buddies from earlier.
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Oh, we were so close.
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At least I could hold you
just once.
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You can arrest us now.
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Just be gentle.
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Oh, you wish I would
arrest you.
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Not only did I almost let
six people in
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for the price of one ticket,
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but I nearly let you
pure, innocent, tiny children
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see a movie that is
way too violent
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and much too mature
for your little, tiny, infant,
baby ages.
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And now you forced me to
have to give you...
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the big boot.
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Now turn your tiny butts around
so I can kick them.
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Now, what's all this then?
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-The real Mr. Flabby,
Wabby, Jabby?
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Word got lost between here
and my cottage
on the north side.
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It's come to my understanding
that you lot have been doing
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quite a good job filling in
for me.
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Now, Mr. Concierge,
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sir, I do believe,
it is within movie law
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that young fellows may
be admitted to the theater
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with an adult
of appropriate age.
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In this case,
it would be yours truly.
Wot? Wot?
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Huh?
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Well, what do you know?
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It's right here in the
rule book.
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Right next to,
"Thou shalt not text
during movies."
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Hooray!
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Here are your tickets.
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Our hardships are finally over.
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Oh, this will be a night
to remember.
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You've had this coming for a
long time, Demon man.
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-Prepare for The Deathening.
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Care for some popcorn?
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You could have told me
death was gonna
be so juicy.
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I want my mama and a
big binkie.
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It's like my dreams...
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But I'm awake.