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One Mississippi,

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two Mississippi,

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three Mississippi.

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Oh, yeah, that's a whole
mess of Mississippis.

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Dang, Shag!

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How you looking this good
on a Tuesday?

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Come on, man.
You know cool don't quit.

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Morning, Ma. Morning, Pa.

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-Morning, Floral.
-Morning, little brother.

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And good morning,
same old, tired, played-out,

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not-cool, zero-vibing,
lame restaurant.

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Come on, Shag. Not this again.

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I'm just saying this place
could use an upgrade.

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It doesn't really match
my level of cool-dude-itude.

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Hey, sweetie,
shush your dang mouth.
Come handle these orders.

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I'm just saying, like,
instead of paper napkins,

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what if it was classy silk?

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Instead of lame banjo music,
we had a set DJ?

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Let's turn this place into
a non-stop dance party, y'all!

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All right. You're on
delivery duty, buddy.

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Go get your wiggles out.

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Dang kid thinks we're made
of money or something.

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Vroom, vroom!
I'm gonna pop a wheelie.

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Vroom, vroom!

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So, my momma asked,
"How am I gonna pay for it?"

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And I said, "Put it on my bill,
'cause I'm a duck."

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Wow. Oh, hey, Shag.
What are you up to?

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You know, cruising the town.
Letting hot people look at me.

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Cool.

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Okay, you got me.
The truth is my parents
have me doing food deliveries

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on a dinky old tricycle
for their dorky, out-of-touch,

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old-fashioned restaurant
and it's really bumming me out.

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I get it.

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That's like
when my dad gives me hugs,

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but then I'm like,
"Can't I get kisses, too?"

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Exactly! All right.
I gotta bounce.

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Well, let's hang out later.

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Uh, talk things out!

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All right. This is the place.

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Dang, that's a sweet clubhouse.

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Hey, I got a delivery here
for the Banana Splits.

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Just leave it on the ground.

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Whoa! Talking ominously
through the door? That's sick.

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Thanks.
Here's your payment, kid.

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Keep the change.

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Keep the change?

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Look at all this ka-ching!

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Oh, you like money, kid?

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If I had lots of money,

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I could class up
my lame old family restaurant.

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Make it into the ding-dang,
coolest hang ever.

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Well, then, take all you want.

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You can pay us back later.

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Forgot the food.

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Did you get a cryptic text
from Shag?

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Whoa!

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What's with
the line of people outside
his family's restaurant?

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Excuse me. Are people waiting
to use the bathroom or--

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Augie, Yakky. Come on in.
You two are on the list.

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Enjoy yourselves.

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Of course they let the kids in.

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But I can work with that.

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Hibbity-dibbity baby-boom.

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-What's going on?

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There are so many people.

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Yeah. This is definitely
a fire hazard.

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Whoa!

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Welcome to Shag land.

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Jellystone's premium VIP club.

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Shag, this is so classy.

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It's like that show
that my dad watches

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where all the housewives
throw drinks at each other.

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I've never crossed
a rope before.

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It's so freeing.

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Check it.
We got all the best stuff.

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Sparkling juice boxes,

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hay bales made of
shredded silk pajamas.

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And I got a flaming
giant ice cream cone.

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It's a sculptural oxymoron.

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This seems super expensive.

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Yeah, you usually
don't have this kind of
discretionary income.

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No one took my idea seriously
until I finally put my money
where my mouth is.

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It's like if a cow
only gives you regular milk

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and you're like,
"Yeah, cow, I get it. Milk."

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But then one day,
the cow starts giving you
chocolate milk,

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and you're like,
"Dang, that's some sick
chocolate cow action."

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Well, now,
I'm that chocolate cow.

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Ya feel me?

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Whoa, that's so much money.

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I feel both important
and vindicated
with my life choices.

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That's 'cause
you in Shag land now.

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Yay! Whoo-hoo!

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Oh, sounds so cool in there.

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I told you
you're not getting in.

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Yeah, I can wait.

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Chicken nuggets for everyone!

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I am impressed with both
your dedication
to ritzy lifestyle,

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and flaunting of wealth
in unnecessary ways.

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Oh, y'all excuse me.
I gotta go take care
of some business.

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And I'm not talking
about pooping, yeah.

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I got actual business.

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We 'bout to eat some nugs.

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You gotta get in
on that action.

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So, no nugs?

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I did that slowly
to make a point.
Where's our money?

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Oh, man. Yeah.
See, I spent most of it
on a ton of super-cool stuff.

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Thanks for giving it to me.

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That wasn't a gift.
It was a loan.

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You owe us all the money.

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Plus 500% interest.

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What? Oh, y'all are like
some kind of crooks
or something.

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Well, duh!
We're the Banana Splits gang.

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But I ain't got
that much money.

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Can't we just,
like, say we friends
and forget about it?

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I expect to be
paid back tonight or else...

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Or else you're going to
rip my ears off?

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Worse.

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We'll each go online and
give your parents' restaurant

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a one-star review.

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No!

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We'll review-bomb it
to smithereens.

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No!

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And no one will
ever eat here again!

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No!

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Then don't be late,

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or we start posting
savage things like...

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"Don't order the side
of pickles.

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They're not the pickles
you think they are.

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Also, the food made me
throw up." One star.

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See you tonight.

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Oh, dang. I just wanted
to feel important.

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And now I've gone done
put my family in jeopardy.

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I gotta figure out
a way to fix this...

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Shag style.

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This alley is gross, man.

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All right, guys.
Thanks for coming.

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You welcome. Bye.

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This warehouse is too scary.

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Oh, come on. I need
your emotional support
more than ever now.

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And also your regular support.

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Fine.

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Okay. Follow my lead.

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Hey, Mr. Banana Splits,
we're here!

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Oh, we didn't think you'd show.
Did you bring it?

145
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Yeah,
all the money's in the suitcase
right here.

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Yup, it ain't nifty
or anything.

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Huh. Well, that's great news.

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Oh, I dropped it.

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Hey, Bingo,
is there such a thing
as invisible money?

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-Mmm-mmm.

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Get them!

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I've got
a one-star review here.
About to post it.

153
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So what's the plan?

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I'm so nervous,

155
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I think I'm gonna throw up

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right here in this box
of bear child costumes.

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Yakky, that's it.

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That's how we're going to
turn the table on these fools.

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These dudes are looking for me.

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So why don't we
let them find me?

161
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Or we could not
let them find you,
and run away to safety.

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Nah.

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I know I've said this
100 times before,

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but I am never loaning money
to children again.

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Hey, Banana splorts,
over here!

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Ha!

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Hey, over here.

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Not there. Here.

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This kid's like hair
in a barber shop.

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All over the place.

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Come and get me.

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Looks like your boy
lost his marbles.

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Hey, over here!

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Don't look at me!

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Bingo!

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Oh! You're gonna pay
for messing with the leader
of the Banana Splits.

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-Well, Mr. Splits.

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You know what they say
about being a leader.

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It's a heavy responsibility.

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That's a pun.

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We did it, guys.
Y'all can come out now.

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It's me, Peter Potamus.

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-Yay!
-We did it.

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-We did it!

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Happy to be part of the team.

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Yeah, I'll... I'll go home.

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Yeah, Shag. Awesome plan.

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-So, Shag,

189
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do you happen to have
another plan
to get us out of this?

190
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Oh, man, I don't know.

191
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I didn't want any of this.
I just wanted to be cool.

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Did you say "cool"?

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Huh. "Cool."

194
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I haven't heard that word
in years.

195
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Did you know,
we used to be cool.

196
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-We used to be the coolest.

197
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Oh, snap.

198
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Don't waste your time
on being cool, kid.

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It doesn't last, anyways.

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Now, hold up. That ain't true.

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If there's one thing I know
about being cool,

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it's that cool don't quit.

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You just need to up your game.

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I'm coolest guy around here

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and maybe I can help you.

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If you cancel the debt,
that is.

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All right. Deal.

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Now your place is slapping.

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-So we cool?
-We cool.

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Which one of you
ding-dang dingle berries

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gave our cafe
a one-star review?

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Oh, I forgot
to delete that post.

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Time to bust some heads.

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Everybody,
run for your lives!