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[theme music playing]
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Hi, cool cats and kittens.
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[all] Top Cat!
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Whoa. Red bumper car, TC.
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Muchas gracias, Choo Choo.
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The clown chumps
at the carnival certainly
aren't going to miss it.
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And you haven't seen
the best part!
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I scored us
the perfect sitting box.
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Oh, sweet score, TC.
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It really fits
with all our cool stuff.
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Sure does, Fancy boy.
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The little touches really make
this alleyway feel like home.
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Like the telephone pole
that we use
as a scratching post.
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And the table where Brain
builds all of our miniatures.
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And our sizzling
fajita station.
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[sizzling]
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And here's a pile of sand
where we all
go to the bathroom.
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And, of course,
the spot where we mark
how tall Benny is growing.
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I'm the same.
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♪ It's the perfect place
To live ♪
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It does feel like
it's missing something
sophisticated, though.
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Like maybe a conversation pit
or something.
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-[all] Mmm-hmm.
-Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, maybe someday, Choo Choo.
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But either way,
this alley is the tops.
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I can't think of a better place
to call our home.
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[The King] Don't mind if we do.
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[all gasp]
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[exclaims]
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Uh, have you just been,
like, standing there
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listening to us the whole time?
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We sure have. Jealous?
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Pretty nice alley you got here.
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It would be a shame
if someone...
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stole it. Hmm.
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Oh, who is this guy, TC?
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I literally have no idea.
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Oh, you simps
don't know who I am?
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Eh, I'm The King. [exclaims]
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My crew and I are the coolest,
most premier street gang
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this side of the Hanna-Barbera
cinematic universe.
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[all exclaim]
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Jealous?
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Ooh.
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No, don't "ooh", Benny?
Knock it off.
It's not impressive.
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Why are you here exactly?
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Since the dawn of time,
crews like us
have fought over turf
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with the most sacred art
of street combat. Dance!
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Old school.
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And we're here to take
this primo alley for ourselves.
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Wait. What?
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Five, six, seven, eight.
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[meows]
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What the what?
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Oh, what is that power?
[screams]
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Yo, TC, maybe they are
a better gang.
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[groans]
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[laughs] That's not possible.
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Try to keep up, chump.
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We studied at the New Bedrock
Institute of Street Gangs
and Culinary Arts.
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Ho-ho!
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[all scream]
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What do we do, TC?
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We have to dance back
or we lose our home.
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But we don't dance.
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It's not our thing.
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[zaps]
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Well, it's been fun and all.
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But we'll be taking
our alley now.
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Old school.
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[all scream]
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Oh, no. Our alley!
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-Thanks for the new digs,
Top Cat.
-[all laughing]
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-Or should I say
Bottom Cat.
-[all laugh]
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No!
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[car alarm blares]
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Oh, no, TC, where are we
going to live now?
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Don't worry, guys.
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I know of a place
where we can crash rent free.
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Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Oh, boy. I'm so glad
you guys wanted to hang out.
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I'm so excited. Oh, there's
so many things we could do.
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We could watch OVAs
or we could bake cookies,
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or we could...
[exclaims excitedly]
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[groans] This is so lame.
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Yeah, this guy certainly has
an interesting sense of decor.
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I don't know
how I feel about this.
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I know. I know.
I know. This is just
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a temporary solution,
but worry not, as always...
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I got a plan.
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Okay, gang.
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It is time
to get our alley back
the way we do best,
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by scheming.
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All right, step one.
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[Choo Choo]
Wait, hold up. Why'd you
draw yourself like that?
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-Uh, like what?
-Like with gorgeous
muscular legs.
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Uh, this is what I look like.
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This is what I look like.
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Okay. Then I want
big, beefy arms.
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Hot ones.
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-I want a cowboy hat.
-Okay.
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[Top Cat] Arms and hat.
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Ooh, give me a cowboy hat, too.
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You can't just
take Benny's hat idea, Fancy.
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He thought of it
all by himself
like a good boy.
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Come up with your own thing.
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But I want to look cool!
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Put Fancy on one of those
stupid baby tricycles.
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-No.
-[Top Cat] Tricycle, done.
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Spooky, you want anything?
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-Pew-pew.
-A blaster?
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No, that's not really
our style, Miss Thing.
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Pew-pew.
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You know what? Okay,
but it's just the holding,
not the shooting.
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So, here's the plan.
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Banana peels.
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[burps]
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Oh, hey, The King!
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Look, I'm in your house.
[laughs]
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Ooh, look, gang. Bottom Cat's
here for... Whoa!
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[all] Yes, yes, yes, yes...
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Wait, what?
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Oh, man. We just ended up
making them look cool.
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You're gonna have to be
slippery than that, Bottom Cat.
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[all scream]
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-[all groan]
-Oh, hey, guys.
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You're just in time to help me
build my new robot models.
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[all groan]
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Okay. The banana peels
were a no go,
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so we switch to plan B.
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Operation Bad Parade.
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-Oh, yeah. Uh-huh, Uh-huh.
-Absolutely.
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[marching band music playing]
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[dance music playing]
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[laughs] Can't dance
with all of this noise
now, can you?
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[scoffs] You wish.
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[screams]
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[gang member] Old school.
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[machines whirring]
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Oh, man. We just made them
look cool again.
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I'm sorry to rain
on your parade, Bottom Cat.
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Huh!
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[all scream]
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[all groan]
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Oh, hey, guys.
Oh, I just sewed us
all matching pajamas.
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[all groan]
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One second, one second.
Nah. Still working here.
[mumbles indistinctly]
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Uh, hey, man, you okay?
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Okay. [laughs] I got it.
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We'll get the alley back
by licking stuff!
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[all] Eh?
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And break.
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[laughing]
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[Top Cat screaming]
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Cats, commence licking!
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[all licking]
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[Top Cat coughing] Whoa.
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Oh, jeez. Why?
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[groans]
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-[all groaning]
-[Top Cat laughs]
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What're you gonna do
now that everything's
been licked, huh?
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[laughs] Now... Now it's ours.
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Just give up, Bottom Cat.
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You're never going to beat us.
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[yells]
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[all scream]
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[all groaning]
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Oh, hey, guys. Ah, you're just
in time to help me
practice my Ninjutsu.
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Dash, dash, dash...
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[all groaning]
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You got any more plans, TC?
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I'm sorry, gang.
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I've failed you.
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I've tried and I've tried
to get us our home back.
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Nothing I've come up with
is working.
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If I can't come up
with a good scam,
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then who am I?
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Scams are all I know.
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I really am Bottom Cat.
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Oh, no, TC, don't cry.
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Maybe a scam
isn't going to work this time.
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I'm thinking if we're going
to get our alley back,
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we're going to have to beat
The King at his own game.
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Yeah, we're going
to have to work hard, dance,
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and, well, like, be good.
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[Benny] But we can't do it
without you...
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Top Cat.
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You're right, gang.
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Let's dance.
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[all snickering]
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Hey, The King. We challenge you
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-to a dance rematch.
-[all] Cha!
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We are taking our alley back.
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Oh, you just can't get enough
of us, huh? All right.
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Dance battle.
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Winner keeps
the alley for good.
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[slow music playing]
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[all] Cha!
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You call that dancing?
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You'll never defeat us
with those lame grandma moves.
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You're right. We didn't really
come here to dance.
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We're actually here
to do what we do best.
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Scam.
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-[all gasp]
-Huh?
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[Top Cat]
While you were distracted
by our subpar dancing,
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Choo Choo was able
to slip away unnoticed
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and bumper car over to the
Jellystone top-secret laser
manufacturing headquarters
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There, she used
the leftover unpeeled
bananas from earlier
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to bribe Grape Ape,
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who, in exchange,
granted her access to the
top floor of the building.
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Once inside, she blasted
her way into the computer lab
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using the jet engine,
which we borrowed
from the parade.
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There, she hacked the mainframe
and took control
of the company's
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most powerful
high-tech laser satellite.
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Hacked!
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She then locked the satellite
onto the alley's
map coordinates
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by syncing it to the DNA
in our saliva,
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which we not so sneakily
left behind.
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-You never stood a chance.
-[beeping]
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We fooled you!
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Wait, if the pink one was off
doing all that stuff,
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then how is she
standing there dancing?
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[laughs] It was me in disguise.
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Okay.
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But then who
was pretending to be you?
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Mop with a face on it.
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Enough talk. Chooch,
fire the laser.
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Cowabunga!
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[all gasp]
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[all scream]
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[wind blowing]
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[coughing]
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You win this time, Top Cat.
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But you haven't seen
the last of us.
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Hey, hey, wait.
What are you doing?
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[sizzling]
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[cheering]
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All right!
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Well, it's pretty cool
that we have
our alley back and all.
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But now there's
a giant crater in it.
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Is it a crater, or is it...
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a conversation pit?
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[all cheering]
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So, what do you guys
want to converse about?
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[theme music playing]