1 00:00:00,348 --> 00:00:01,357 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:07,356 --> 00:00:10,344 Hi, cool cats and kittens. 3 00:00:10,346 --> 00:00:11,353 [all] Top Cat! 4 00:00:11,355 --> 00:00:13,361 Whoa. Red bumper car, TC. 5 00:00:13,363 --> 00:00:16,346 Muchas gracias, Choo Choo. 6 00:00:16,348 --> 00:00:18,357 The clown chumps at the carnival certainly aren't going to miss it. 7 00:00:18,359 --> 00:00:21,346 And you haven't seen the best part! 8 00:00:24,351 --> 00:00:26,342 I scored us the perfect sitting box. 9 00:00:26,344 --> 00:00:27,359 Oh, sweet score, TC. 10 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,347 It really fits with all our cool stuff. 11 00:00:29,349 --> 00:00:31,340 Sure does, Fancy boy. 12 00:00:31,342 --> 00:00:33,350 The little touches really make this alleyway feel like home. 13 00:00:33,352 --> 00:00:36,347 Like the telephone pole that we use as a scratching post. 14 00:00:36,349 --> 00:00:38,359 And the table where Brain builds all of our miniatures. 15 00:00:38,361 --> 00:00:41,347 And our sizzling fajita station. 16 00:00:41,349 --> 00:00:42,363 [sizzling] 17 00:00:43,341 --> 00:00:45,341 And here's a pile of sand where we all go to the bathroom. 18 00:00:45,343 --> 00:00:48,348 And, of course, the spot where we mark how tall Benny is growing. 19 00:00:49,355 --> 00:00:51,340 I'm the same. 20 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:54,360 ♪ It's the perfect place To live ♪ 21 00:00:54,362 --> 00:00:58,361 It does feel like it's missing something sophisticated, though. 22 00:00:58,363 --> 00:01:01,344 Like maybe a conversation pit or something. 23 00:01:01,346 --> 00:01:02,357 -[all] Mmm-hmm. -Yeah. Oh, yeah. 24 00:01:02,359 --> 00:01:04,344 Yeah, maybe someday, Choo Choo. 25 00:01:04,346 --> 00:01:06,354 But either way, this alley is the tops. 26 00:01:06,356 --> 00:01:09,356 I can't think of a better place to call our home. 27 00:01:09,358 --> 00:01:11,363 [The King] Don't mind if we do. 28 00:01:12,341 --> 00:01:12,362 [all gasp] 29 00:01:14,341 --> 00:01:15,359 [exclaims] 30 00:01:15,361 --> 00:01:17,362 Uh, have you just been, like, standing there 31 00:01:18,340 --> 00:01:19,352 listening to us the whole time? 32 00:01:19,354 --> 00:01:22,344 We sure have. Jealous? 33 00:01:22,346 --> 00:01:24,348 Pretty nice alley you got here. 34 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:27,340 It would be a shame if someone... 35 00:01:27,342 --> 00:01:29,343 stole it. Hmm. 36 00:01:29,345 --> 00:01:31,341 Oh, who is this guy, TC? 37 00:01:31,343 --> 00:01:32,353 I literally have no idea. 38 00:01:32,355 --> 00:01:35,356 Oh, you simps don't know who I am? 39 00:01:35,358 --> 00:01:38,360 Eh, I'm The King. [exclaims] 40 00:01:38,362 --> 00:01:41,352 My crew and I are the coolest, most premier street gang 41 00:01:41,354 --> 00:01:44,347 this side of the Hanna-Barbera cinematic universe. 42 00:01:44,349 --> 00:01:45,348 [all exclaim] 43 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:47,341 Jealous? 44 00:01:47,343 --> 00:01:48,358 Ooh. 45 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,359 No, don't "ooh", Benny? Knock it off. It's not impressive. 46 00:01:50,361 --> 00:01:52,355 Why are you here exactly? 47 00:01:52,357 --> 00:01:55,362 Since the dawn of time, crews like us have fought over turf 48 00:01:56,340 --> 00:01:59,345 with the most sacred art of street combat. Dance! 49 00:01:59,347 --> 00:02:00,358 Old school. 50 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,352 And we're here to take this primo alley for ourselves. 51 00:02:03,354 --> 00:02:04,349 Wait. What? 52 00:02:04,351 --> 00:02:06,342 Five, six, seven, eight. 53 00:02:09,356 --> 00:02:10,356 [meows] 54 00:02:10,358 --> 00:02:11,360 What the what? 55 00:02:11,362 --> 00:02:14,347 Oh, what is that power? [screams] 56 00:02:14,349 --> 00:02:16,347 Yo, TC, maybe they are a better gang. 57 00:02:16,349 --> 00:02:17,347 [groans] 58 00:02:17,349 --> 00:02:19,353 [laughs] That's not possible. 59 00:02:19,355 --> 00:02:21,352 Try to keep up, chump. 60 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:24,359 We studied at the New Bedrock Institute of Street Gangs and Culinary Arts. 61 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:25,360 Ho-ho! 62 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:27,341 [all scream] 63 00:02:28,345 --> 00:02:29,352 What do we do, TC? 64 00:02:29,354 --> 00:02:31,344 We have to dance back or we lose our home. 65 00:02:31,346 --> 00:02:33,340 But we don't dance. 66 00:02:33,342 --> 00:02:34,347 It's not our thing. 67 00:02:34,349 --> 00:02:35,348 [zaps] 68 00:02:35,350 --> 00:02:37,356 Well, it's been fun and all. 69 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:40,351 But we'll be taking our alley now. 70 00:02:40,353 --> 00:02:41,352 Old school. 71 00:02:43,347 --> 00:02:44,349 [all scream] 72 00:02:45,346 --> 00:02:46,356 Oh, no. Our alley! 73 00:02:46,358 --> 00:02:48,360 -Thanks for the new digs, Top Cat. -[all laughing] 74 00:02:48,362 --> 00:02:52,347 -Or should I say Bottom Cat. -[all laugh] 75 00:02:53,353 --> 00:02:54,357 No! 76 00:02:56,363 --> 00:02:58,360 [car alarm blares] 77 00:02:58,362 --> 00:03:01,356 Oh, no, TC, where are we going to live now? 78 00:03:01,358 --> 00:03:03,341 Don't worry, guys. 79 00:03:03,343 --> 00:03:05,361 I know of a place where we can crash rent free. 80 00:03:05,363 --> 00:03:08,360 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. I'm so glad you guys wanted to hang out. 81 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,361 I'm so excited. Oh, there's so many things we could do. 82 00:03:10,363 --> 00:03:12,363 We could watch OVAs or we could bake cookies, 83 00:03:13,341 --> 00:03:15,356 or we could... [exclaims excitedly] 84 00:03:15,358 --> 00:03:17,348 [groans] This is so lame. 85 00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:22,353 Yeah, this guy certainly has an interesting sense of decor. 86 00:03:27,352 --> 00:03:29,353 I don't know how I feel about this. 87 00:03:29,355 --> 00:03:31,344 I know. I know. I know. This is just 88 00:03:31,346 --> 00:03:34,361 a temporary solution, but worry not, as always... 89 00:03:34,363 --> 00:03:35,362 I got a plan. 90 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:40,346 Okay, gang. 91 00:03:40,348 --> 00:03:43,345 It is time to get our alley back the way we do best, 92 00:03:43,347 --> 00:03:44,363 by scheming. 93 00:03:45,341 --> 00:03:46,355 All right, step one. 94 00:03:46,357 --> 00:03:49,354 [Choo Choo] Wait, hold up. Why'd you draw yourself like that? 95 00:03:49,356 --> 00:03:52,362 -Uh, like what? -Like with gorgeous muscular legs. 96 00:03:53,340 --> 00:03:54,358 Uh, this is what I look like. 97 00:03:56,347 --> 00:03:58,341 This is what I look like. 98 00:03:58,343 --> 00:04:00,361 Okay. Then I want big, beefy arms. 99 00:04:00,363 --> 00:04:01,363 Hot ones. 100 00:04:02,341 --> 00:04:03,357 -I want a cowboy hat. -Okay. 101 00:04:03,359 --> 00:04:06,340 [Top Cat] Arms and hat. 102 00:04:06,342 --> 00:04:07,351 Ooh, give me a cowboy hat, too. 103 00:04:07,353 --> 00:04:09,347 You can't just take Benny's hat idea, Fancy. 104 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:11,350 He thought of it all by himself like a good boy. 105 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,355 Come up with your own thing. 106 00:04:12,357 --> 00:04:14,351 But I want to look cool! 107 00:04:14,353 --> 00:04:16,363 Put Fancy on one of those stupid baby tricycles. 108 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:19,343 -No. -[Top Cat] Tricycle, done. 109 00:04:19,345 --> 00:04:20,363 Spooky, you want anything? 110 00:04:21,341 --> 00:04:22,351 -Pew-pew. -A blaster? 111 00:04:22,353 --> 00:04:24,351 No, that's not really our style, Miss Thing. 112 00:04:25,354 --> 00:04:27,346 Pew-pew. 113 00:04:27,348 --> 00:04:30,344 You know what? Okay, but it's just the holding, not the shooting. 114 00:04:30,346 --> 00:04:31,361 So, here's the plan. 115 00:04:31,363 --> 00:04:33,350 Banana peels. 116 00:04:45,341 --> 00:04:46,344 [burps] 117 00:04:48,341 --> 00:04:49,341 Oh, hey, The King! 118 00:04:49,343 --> 00:04:52,359 Look, I'm in your house. [laughs] 119 00:04:52,361 --> 00:04:56,348 Ooh, look, gang. Bottom Cat's here for... Whoa! 120 00:04:58,356 --> 00:05:00,347 [all] Yes, yes, yes, yes... 121 00:05:00,349 --> 00:05:01,348 Wait, what? 122 00:05:07,361 --> 00:05:10,352 Oh, man. We just ended up making them look cool. 123 00:05:10,354 --> 00:05:14,343 You're gonna have to be slippery than that, Bottom Cat. 124 00:05:14,363 --> 00:05:16,342 [all scream] 125 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:19,354 -[all groan] -Oh, hey, guys. 126 00:05:19,356 --> 00:05:21,360 You're just in time to help me build my new robot models. 127 00:05:21,362 --> 00:05:23,343 [all groan] 128 00:05:24,355 --> 00:05:26,349 Okay. The banana peels were a no go, 129 00:05:26,351 --> 00:05:29,341 so we switch to plan B. 130 00:05:29,343 --> 00:05:31,348 Operation Bad Parade. 131 00:05:31,350 --> 00:05:33,356 -Oh, yeah. Uh-huh, Uh-huh. -Absolutely. 132 00:05:33,358 --> 00:05:35,341 [marching band music playing] 133 00:05:38,350 --> 00:05:39,354 [dance music playing] 134 00:05:43,352 --> 00:05:47,354 [laughs] Can't dance with all of this noise now, can you? 135 00:05:47,356 --> 00:05:49,350 [scoffs] You wish. 136 00:05:51,347 --> 00:05:52,349 [screams] 137 00:05:53,350 --> 00:05:54,350 [gang member] Old school. 138 00:05:54,352 --> 00:05:56,361 [machines whirring] 139 00:05:56,363 --> 00:05:59,341 Oh, man. We just made them look cool again. 140 00:05:59,343 --> 00:06:02,360 I'm sorry to rain on your parade, Bottom Cat. 141 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,341 Huh! 142 00:06:04,343 --> 00:06:05,343 [all scream] 143 00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:08,341 [all groan] 144 00:06:08,343 --> 00:06:10,358 Oh, hey, guys. Oh, I just sewed us all matching pajamas. 145 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:12,362 [all groan] 146 00:06:13,340 --> 00:06:16,349 One second, one second. Nah. Still working here. [mumbles indistinctly] 147 00:06:16,351 --> 00:06:18,350 Uh, hey, man, you okay? 148 00:06:19,363 --> 00:06:21,354 Okay. [laughs] I got it. 149 00:06:21,356 --> 00:06:25,340 We'll get the alley back by licking stuff! 150 00:06:26,343 --> 00:06:27,342 [all] Eh? 151 00:06:27,344 --> 00:06:28,358 And break. 152 00:06:29,353 --> 00:06:30,352 [laughing] 153 00:06:30,354 --> 00:06:31,357 [Top Cat screaming] 154 00:06:32,361 --> 00:06:34,359 Cats, commence licking! 155 00:06:34,361 --> 00:06:36,342 [all licking] 156 00:06:36,344 --> 00:06:38,343 [Top Cat coughing] Whoa. 157 00:06:42,350 --> 00:06:43,361 Oh, jeez. Why? 158 00:06:44,351 --> 00:06:45,352 [groans] 159 00:06:45,354 --> 00:06:48,341 -[all groaning] -[Top Cat laughs] 160 00:06:48,343 --> 00:06:50,359 What're you gonna do now that everything's been licked, huh? 161 00:06:50,361 --> 00:06:53,357 [laughs] Now... Now it's ours. 162 00:07:00,350 --> 00:07:02,346 Just give up, Bottom Cat. 163 00:07:02,348 --> 00:07:03,360 You're never going to beat us. 164 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:06,356 [yells] 165 00:07:06,358 --> 00:07:07,363 [all scream] 166 00:07:09,344 --> 00:07:11,341 [all groaning] 167 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:14,343 Oh, hey, guys. Ah, you're just in time to help me practice my Ninjutsu. 168 00:07:14,345 --> 00:07:15,361 Dash, dash, dash... 169 00:07:15,363 --> 00:07:17,346 [all groaning] 170 00:07:17,348 --> 00:07:18,360 You got any more plans, TC? 171 00:07:18,362 --> 00:07:20,341 I'm sorry, gang. 172 00:07:20,343 --> 00:07:21,360 I've failed you. 173 00:07:21,362 --> 00:07:24,344 I've tried and I've tried to get us our home back. 174 00:07:24,346 --> 00:07:25,360 Nothing I've come up with is working. 175 00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:28,342 If I can't come up with a good scam, 176 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:29,363 then who am I? 177 00:07:30,341 --> 00:07:32,343 Scams are all I know. 178 00:07:32,345 --> 00:07:35,344 I really am Bottom Cat. 179 00:07:35,346 --> 00:07:37,343 Oh, no, TC, don't cry. 180 00:07:37,345 --> 00:07:38,362 Maybe a scam isn't going to work this time. 181 00:07:39,340 --> 00:07:40,355 I'm thinking if we're going to get our alley back, 182 00:07:40,357 --> 00:07:42,355 we're going to have to beat The King at his own game. 183 00:07:42,357 --> 00:07:44,360 Yeah, we're going to have to work hard, dance, 184 00:07:44,362 --> 00:07:46,347 and, well, like, be good. 185 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:48,347 [Benny] But we can't do it without you... 186 00:07:48,349 --> 00:07:49,352 Top Cat. 187 00:07:52,342 --> 00:07:53,351 You're right, gang. 188 00:07:53,353 --> 00:07:56,350 Let's dance. 189 00:07:56,352 --> 00:07:58,341 [all snickering] 190 00:07:58,343 --> 00:08:02,344 Hey, The King. We challenge you 191 00:08:02,346 --> 00:08:04,357 -to a dance rematch. -[all] Cha! 192 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:07,356 We are taking our alley back. 193 00:08:07,358 --> 00:08:10,360 Oh, you just can't get enough of us, huh? All right. 194 00:08:10,362 --> 00:08:12,341 Dance battle. 195 00:08:13,361 --> 00:08:16,341 Winner keeps the alley for good. 196 00:08:18,346 --> 00:08:19,345 [slow music playing] 197 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,359 [all] Cha! 198 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:37,347 You call that dancing? 199 00:08:37,349 --> 00:08:39,362 You'll never defeat us with those lame grandma moves. 200 00:08:40,340 --> 00:08:42,347 You're right. We didn't really come here to dance. 201 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:44,351 We're actually here to do what we do best. 202 00:08:44,353 --> 00:08:46,345 Scam. 203 00:08:46,347 --> 00:08:48,341 -[all gasp] -Huh? 204 00:08:48,343 --> 00:08:49,356 [Top Cat] While you were distracted by our subpar dancing, 205 00:08:49,358 --> 00:08:52,344 Choo Choo was able to slip away unnoticed 206 00:08:52,346 --> 00:08:54,350 and bumper car over to the Jellystone top-secret laser manufacturing headquarters 207 00:08:54,352 --> 00:08:57,340 There, she used the leftover unpeeled bananas from earlier 208 00:08:57,342 --> 00:08:59,345 to bribe Grape Ape, 209 00:08:59,347 --> 00:09:01,345 who, in exchange, granted her access to the top floor of the building. 210 00:09:01,347 --> 00:09:03,349 Once inside, she blasted her way into the computer lab 211 00:09:03,351 --> 00:09:06,347 using the jet engine, which we borrowed from the parade. 212 00:09:06,349 --> 00:09:08,362 There, she hacked the mainframe and took control of the company's 213 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:11,352 most powerful high-tech laser satellite. 214 00:09:12,345 --> 00:09:14,342 Hacked! 215 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:15,360 She then locked the satellite onto the alley's map coordinates 216 00:09:15,362 --> 00:09:18,347 by syncing it to the DNA in our saliva, 217 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,341 which we not so sneakily left behind. 218 00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:23,345 -You never stood a chance. -[beeping] 219 00:09:23,347 --> 00:09:25,349 We fooled you! 220 00:09:25,351 --> 00:09:27,360 Wait, if the pink one was off doing all that stuff, 221 00:09:27,362 --> 00:09:29,361 then how is she standing there dancing? 222 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:33,362 [laughs] It was me in disguise. 223 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:35,342 Okay. 224 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:37,346 But then who was pretending to be you? 225 00:09:37,348 --> 00:09:38,353 Mop with a face on it. 226 00:09:40,340 --> 00:09:42,362 Enough talk. Chooch, fire the laser. 227 00:09:43,340 --> 00:09:44,357 Cowabunga! 228 00:09:48,352 --> 00:09:49,350 [all gasp] 229 00:09:49,352 --> 00:09:50,363 [all scream] 230 00:09:51,362 --> 00:09:52,362 [wind blowing] 231 00:09:53,355 --> 00:09:54,360 [coughing] 232 00:09:59,347 --> 00:10:01,341 You win this time, Top Cat. 233 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:02,356 But you haven't seen the last of us. 234 00:10:02,358 --> 00:10:04,351 Hey, hey, wait. What are you doing? 235 00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,359 [sizzling] 236 00:10:05,361 --> 00:10:07,355 [cheering] 237 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,349 All right! 238 00:10:09,351 --> 00:10:11,351 Well, it's pretty cool that we have our alley back and all. 239 00:10:11,353 --> 00:10:13,355 But now there's a giant crater in it. 240 00:10:13,357 --> 00:10:15,356 Is it a crater, or is it... 241 00:10:16,360 --> 00:10:18,352 a conversation pit? 242 00:10:18,354 --> 00:10:20,358 [all cheering] 243 00:10:23,349 --> 00:10:25,360 So, what do you guys want to converse about? 244 00:10:27,349 --> 00:10:28,347 [theme music playing]