1
00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:06,591
[theme music playing]
2
00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:27,904
[tires screeching]
3
00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:36,996
[Augie snoring]
4
00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:39,332
Hm.
5
00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:43,503
[snoring continues]
6
00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:45,505
Ah, nothing I love more
than spending the night
7
00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:47,173
making sure
my little dream bug
8
00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:48,841
is having a good night's sleep
9
00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:51,928
while catching up
on the latest
issue of Milk, Etc.
10
00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:55,640
[whimpering] No.
Bad bagel, bad bagel.
11
00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,808
[alarm blaring]
12
00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,518
Oh, no,
13
00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,311
[whimpering]
14
00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:01,562
[yells] Bagel monster!
15
00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:02,855
Are you okay, sweetums?
16
00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:04,148
I had a bad dream.
17
00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,650
It was so scary.
18
00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,860
This bagel monster
was chasing me
19
00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:11,197
and drooling cream cheese
and stinking of lox!
20
00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,907
Oh, that sounds terrifying.
21
00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,200
But don't you worry.
22
00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,410
We'll get rid of those
no-good dreams.
23
00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:17,411
How?
24
00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:19,330
A fun bedtime story.
25
00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:22,041
It'll make you forget
all about those terrors
your brain made up.
26
00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:25,169
- Why would my brain do that?
- Yeah. No one knows.
27
00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,213
[clears throat]
Once upon a time,
28
00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:28,756
there was a...
there was a little girl.
29
00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,758
You know, and she was uh,
she was so cute.
30
00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:32,802
You know, she was...
she was the cutest
little girl.
31
00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:35,721
She was a princess, you know?
And a cute little princess.
32
00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,223
She had a, um...
I don't know,
33
00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:38,558
She had a...
she had, like, a pony
34
00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:40,059
Yeah, like a...
like a really,
35
00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:41,853
like a really long pony,
you know?
36
00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:43,229
And I said she was cute?
37
00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,939
Yeah, she was cute.
She was cute.
38
00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,440
And then she, uh,
she liked ice cream cone...
39
00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:47,942
Thing she had... Oh, boy!
40
00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,655
She... she lived in, like,
a castle place, you know?
41
00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,490
She had, uh...
she had a really good life,
42
00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:57,034
you know, nothing went wrong,
and everybody loved her.
43
00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,078
- And she got 50 kisses a day.
- [kissing]
44
00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,538
And, the end.
45
00:02:01,873 --> 00:02:03,541
I heard the monster
under the bed.
46
00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,251
But it's just Woogly Womp.
47
00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,295
He has many opinions.
48
00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,130
Huh? Why would you say that?
49
00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,007
He says the monster's
gonna get me.
50
00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,925
- [door banging]
- Oh, what the--
51
00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:14,510
[banging]
52
00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:19,891
Did someone say bagel mustard?
53
00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:24,937
No.
54
00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:26,564
Oh. Maybe they have
a better bedtime story.
55
00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,691
Oh, yeah. We're great
at putting kids to sleep.
56
00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:29,817
We're doctors.
57
00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:31,110
Not long ago,
58
00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,987
on a day very different
than this one,
59
00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,573
we had an emergency
at the hospital.
60
00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:38,451
- Careful... careful...
- [machine beeping steadily]
61
00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,874
[Yogi] Now we need to remove
this thick slice of tomato.
62
00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:48,044
One wrong move
and the tomato will leak
all over the sandwich,
63
00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:50,546
rendering it inedible.
64
00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:54,050
What kind of sicko
puts all these veggies
in a sandwich?
65
00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,676
I'm going in.
66
00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,596
[Boo Boo] Easy, easy, Yogi.
67
00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,431
Whoa! Ah, okay, you got it.
68
00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,477
- [all cheering]
- Yeah, we did it!
69
00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:07,146
We just saved,
like, four bucks.
70
00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:09,482
- Oh, no! We left the pickled beets on there.
- [rapid beeping]
71
00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,275
They're gonna sog up
all the bread.
72
00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:14,153
Get out of my sandwich,
you gross beets!
73
00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:15,655
It's over, Yogi.
74
00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:17,823
- [flatline]
- Calling time of death, lunchtime.
75
00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:18,950
I failed.
76
00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,202
His sauce is on my hands!
77
00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,120
[sobbing]
78
00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,789
[licking]
79
00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,960
- [bell tolling]
- Dear guests,
80
00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,505
we are not here
to mourn the loss
of this beloved sandwich,
81
00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:34,340
but to celebrate its spirit.
82
00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,675
Preach.
83
00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:37,218
He was soggy but passionate.
84
00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:40,096
He will be dearly missed
by friends and family.
85
00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:44,934
Oh, no, no, no.
This story isn't
happy at all.
86
00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,519
[sobbing]
87
00:03:46,519 --> 00:03:48,020
A grown man crying.
88
00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,022
I can't fall asleep to this!
89
00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:51,774
[screams] Bagel monster!
90
00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:54,110
Me have even better
story for sleep.
91
00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,528
No need to worry, sweeto.
92
00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:57,780
- It's just Captain Caveman.
- Huh?
93
00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:01,867
Unga, me paint beautiful
mind picture for dog girl.
94
00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,578
It was semi-ordinary day
at library.
95
00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,497
Me was volunteering
to sort books
96
00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:07,957
by flavor and texture,
97
00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:10,710
- when in walk customer.
- [rings bell]
98
00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:12,003
[licking vigorously]
99
00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,171
How may be of service?
100
00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,715
I'm looking for a book.
101
00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:16,882
You in luck.
102
00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,135
This is library.
Chock full of books.
103
00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:20,594
Here you go.
104
00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,638
That's not really the book
I'm looking for. It's--
105
00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:24,557
- How about this?
- Huh, well...
106
00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:26,058
The right book.
107
00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:27,685
[sniffing]
108
00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,437
Yep. Me feeling it
in me guts.
109
00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,355
Can I just tell you
the name of the book?
110
00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,400
Wait. Books have names?
111
00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,693
Whoa!
112
00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,362
I named this one "Bob".
Bob the Book.
113
00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,488
He a good book.
114
00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,198
The book I want is called
115
00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:45,077
Moltar's Big Book of Fables
And Slow Cooker Recipes.
116
00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:55,171
Me find you that book
or me name not...
117
00:04:55,171 --> 00:05:00,217
[screams] Captain Caveman!
118
00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:02,261
Keep it down, will ya?
119
00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,763
Book, should be up here.
120
00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:05,264
Me get it down for you.
121
00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:08,559
No. Not it. Nope. Nuh-uh.
122
00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,686
Book not here.
123
00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,439
Me check computer.
124
00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:20,196
M-O-L-T-A-R apostrophe...
125
00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,782
S, space,
126
00:05:22,782 --> 00:05:26,452
B-I-G. Uh-oh, typo.
127
00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:27,453
Me fix.
128
00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:29,288
Delete, delete, delete.
129
00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,793
B-I-G. Space...
130
00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:37,963
B-O-O-K.
131
00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:43,803
Hm, according to system,
book overdue!
132
00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:45,679
[Benny] "And the puppy
said to scorpion,
133
00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:48,307
'Sure, you could ride
the chair lift up
the mountain with me.
134
00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,142
There's plenty of room
for the both of us.'
135
00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:52,061
And the scorpion
said, 'Cool. I'm gonna
136
00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,687
tell you my mother's
slow cooker recipe
137
00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:55,689
for enchilada pie on the ride.'
And the puppy said,
138
00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,234
'Oh, wow-ee,
I love enchilada pie.'"
139
00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:00,111
I love story time with Benny.
140
00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:01,570
It's my favorite part
of the day.
141
00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:04,156
- [bang]
- Me looking for this dude.
142
00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,993
If he no give book back,
me dewy decimate him!
143
00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:10,246
Keep reading, Benny.
I gotta know how this ends.
144
00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:11,956
Gimme book back.
145
00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:13,165
"So the scorpion said,
146
00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:15,251
'Use one cup
of shredded chicken,
147
00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,086
an onion
and a cup of salsa.'"
148
00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,337
Faster, Benny.
149
00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,673
Really? I don't need
the book that bad.
150
00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:21,924
Ah-ha!
151
00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,176
Me know that really you
in disguise.
152
00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:25,553
He's onto us, gang!
153
00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,513
Oh, man, I guess we gotta
go back to work now.
154
00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:30,224
Thanks for busting
our hooky day,
Captain Killjoy.
155
00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,017
There they go.
156
00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,769
[Boo Boo]
"'And then you leave it on
high heat for about 20 hours.
157
00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:35,521
And then you just
gotta add cilantro.'
158
00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,065
'But what if I don't
like cilantro?'
asked the puppy.
159
00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:39,733
'Wait a minute.
What about cheese?
160
00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,902
Why would you leave out
the cheese?' asked the puppy."
161
00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:45,197
Pull over! In the name
of the library
162
00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,825
"And the scorpion replied,
163
00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:51,662
'Silly puppy, I'm a scorpion,
dairy isn't in my nature.'"
164
00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,080
[Captain Caveman] Unga.
165
00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:54,623
- [Benny] The end.
- Well, I think we all learned
166
00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,792
a valuable lesson
in today's story.
167
00:06:56,876 --> 00:06:59,920
Always use a fake ID
when checking out a book.
168
00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:01,589
[screams] Now run!
169
00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,549
And me win.
170
00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:06,969
Moral of story,
dreams do come true.
171
00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,263
That action packed story
must have lulled
172
00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,098
my little baby into a slumber.
173
00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:12,224
[trembling]
174
00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:14,435
That story was too random.
175
00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,645
I don't understand
why it belongs in this cartoon.
176
00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:17,897
I'm scared!
177
00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:20,024
My poor girl.
How do I fix this?
178
00:07:20,024 --> 00:07:22,109
Defeat the bagel monster!
179
00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:25,237
I gotta find
more story tellers.
180
00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:27,907
Okay. So a few days ago,
I see Benny at the gym
181
00:07:27,907 --> 00:07:29,742
and I was like... woah!
182
00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:31,702
I didn't see that coming.
183
00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,412
One, two, three, sleep!
184
00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,122
♪ Bed time stories ♪
185
00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:36,916
♪ Have no worries ♪
186
00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,710
♪ The town is here to help
With tales of glory ♪
187
00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,796
♪ It's getting late,
And you can't wait ♪
188
00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,467
♪ To wake up so refreshed
In the next calendar date ♪
189
00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:50,012
♪ You're getting sleepy,
This guy is creepy ♪
190
00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:53,098
♪ But don't mind him,
Just fall asleep real quickly ♪
191
00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,683
♪ Just turn that brain off ♪
192
00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:56,602
♪ Tell your thoughts
To lay off ♪
193
00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:57,937
♪ And you'll be sleeping soon ♪
194
00:07:57,937 --> 00:08:01,023
♪ I promise it'll pay off ♪
195
00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:04,944
That was all very exciting
with the song.
196
00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:06,779
Now I'll never get to sleep.
197
00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:10,574
Hm, I might need the help
of a better story teller.
198
00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,368
[thunderclap]
199
00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,453
Sweetie, I invited
Mayor Huckleberry.
200
00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:17,414
His silky smooth tone
always calms me down.
201
00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,749
Why, hi there, Augie.
202
00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,209
You really need
to take action
203
00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,962
against the bagel monster
problem in this town.
204
00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:25,005
Sounds to me like
you've got a case
205
00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,216
of the iggity-biggity boos.
206
00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,467
Yeah, maybe.
207
00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,761
Well, whenever that
happens to me,
208
00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,137
there's only one thing
209
00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,306
that makes the darkness
fade away.
210
00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,975
- What is it?
- The happiest,
211
00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:39,687
most magical place
anyone has ever seen.
212
00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,981
The town of Jellystone.
213
00:08:41,981 --> 00:08:44,316
Nestled in between
New Bedrock,
214
00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,443
and beautiful lake Jellystone,
215
00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,947
no longer an ecological
disaster as of 2019,
216
00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:53,409
home to a colorful cast
of friendly neighbors.
217
00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:56,829
Hello, I'm Huckleberry Hound,
Mayor of Jellystone,
218
00:08:56,829 --> 00:08:59,832
A small town
with big city amenities.
219
00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:02,584
- [alarm blaring] - A money house, a stop sign.
220
00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,588
A picture of a fire hydrant,
and indoor plumbing.
221
00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:09,508
It's a great place
to raise a family.
222
00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,843
Whoo-hoo.
223
00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,429
Our town is home
to top of the line
224
00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,347
fine-dining establishments,
225
00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:17,349
like the Mud Bug Cafe.
226
00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:20,060
Owned and operated
by the Rugg family.
227
00:09:20,144 --> 00:09:22,354
Um, excuse me,
is this all locally sourced?
228
00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:25,107
- Oh, yeah. We guarantee it.
- [crash]
229
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,195
[Huckleberry]
Take in some live music.
230
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,281
[band music playing]
231
00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,574
[audience cheering]
232
00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,451
The Cattanooga
Cheese Explosion
233
00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:37,036
may be storied venue,
234
00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:40,581
but it's resident robots
have seen better days.
235
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,959
That's why this reporter
gives the Cattanooga
Cheese Explosion
236
00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:46,420
one point five stars.
One even.
237
00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,963
[slurping]
238
00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:49,715
[Huckleberry]
With the world class doctors
239
00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:53,302
in Jellystone Hospital,
you're in good hands.
240
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,928
- Hey!
- [flatline]
241
00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,722
Where does this thing go?
242
00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,182
[Huckleberry]
Why not try some
243
00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,225
designer shopping
at Magilla's?
244
00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:03,145
Come on down to Magilla's
for all your fashion needs.
245
00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:04,938
Where you can find... me!
246
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,317
The most eligible bachelorette
in all of Jellystone.
247
00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,694
Hey, boys! [kisses]
248
00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,529
[Huckleberry]
Or engage with nature
249
00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,907
at our world famous time hole.
250
00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:18,494
And we also don't ask questions
about your previous life
251
00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,245
[snapping]
252
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,331
So come on down to Jellystone!
253
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,291
And please ignore
that sign that says,
254
00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,460
"Do not enter by order
of the government."
255
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,337
You'll be glad you did!
256
00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:34,176
Uh, do you think
maybe that's, like,
257
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,511
enough footage, sir?
258
00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:36,720
Not yet.
259
00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,766
Hold them smiles
just a little longer.
260
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,478
Just a little longer
there now...
261
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,188
[commercial voice]
Jellystone!
262
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,233
[Augie snoring]
263
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,943
- [all cheering softly]
- [thunderclap]
264
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,614
Hey, guys! I didn't know
there was a party!
265
00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,449
[all screaming]
266
00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,410
Huh? What happened?
267
00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,453
Good night, kids! Sweet dreams.
268
00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,664
Bagel monsters are real!
269
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,668
[theme music playing]