[theme music playing]
[tires screeching]
[Augie snoring]
Hm.
[snoring continues]
Ah, nothing I love more than spending the night
making sure my little dream bug
is having a good night's sleep
while catching up on the latest issue of Milk, Etc.
[whimpering] No. Bad bagel, bad bagel.
[alarm blaring]
Oh, no,
[whimpering]
[yells] Bagel monster!
Are you okay, sweetums?
I had a bad dream.
It was so scary.
This bagel monster was chasing me
and drooling cream cheese and stinking of lox!
Oh, that sounds terrifying.
But don't you worry.
We'll get rid of those no-good dreams.
How?
A fun bedtime story.
It'll make you forget all about those terrors your brain made up.
- Why would my brain do that? - Yeah. No one knows.
[clears throat] Once upon a time,
there was a... there was a little girl.
You know, and she was uh, she was so cute.
You know, she was... she was the cutest little girl.
She was a princess, you know? And a cute little princess.
She had a, um... I don't know,
She had a... she had, like, a pony
Yeah, like a... like a really,
like a really long pony, you know?
And I said she was cute?
Yeah, she was cute. She was cute.
And then she, uh, she liked ice cream cone...
Thing she had... Oh, boy!
She... she lived in, like, a castle place, you know?
She had, uh... she had a really good life,
you know, nothing went wrong, and everybody loved her.
- And she got 50 kisses a day. - [kissing]
And, the end.
I heard the monster under the bed.
But it's just Woogly Womp.
He has many opinions.
Huh? Why would you say that?
He says the monster's gonna get me.
- [door banging] - Oh, what the--
[banging]
Did someone say bagel mustard?
No.
Oh. Maybe they have a better bedtime story.
Oh, yeah. We're great at putting kids to sleep.
We're doctors.
Not long ago,
on a day very different than this one,
we had an emergency at the hospital.
- Careful... careful... - [machine beeping steadily]
[Yogi] Now we need to remove this thick slice of tomato.
One wrong move and the tomato will leak all over the sandwich,
rendering it inedible.
What kind of sicko puts all these veggies in a sandwich?
I'm going in.
[Boo Boo] Easy, easy, Yogi.
Whoa! Ah, okay, you got it.
- [all cheering] - Yeah, we did it!
We just saved, like, four bucks.
- Oh, no! We left the pickled beets on there. - [rapid beeping]
They're gonna sog up all the bread.
Get out of my sandwich, you gross beets!
It's over, Yogi.
- [flatline] - Calling time of death, lunchtime.
I failed.
His sauce is on my hands!
[sobbing]
[licking]
- [bell tolling] - Dear guests,
we are not here to mourn the loss of this beloved sandwich,
but to celebrate its spirit.
Preach.
He was soggy but passionate.
He will be dearly missed by friends and family.
Oh, no, no, no. This story isn't happy at all.
[sobbing]
A grown man crying.
I can't fall asleep to this!
[screams] Bagel monster!
Me have even better story for sleep.
No need to worry, sweeto.
- It's just Captain Caveman. - Huh?
Unga, me paint beautiful mind picture for dog girl.
It was semi-ordinary day at library.
Me was volunteering to sort books
by flavor and texture,
- when in walk customer. - [rings bell]
[licking vigorously]
How may be of service?
I'm looking for a book.
You in luck.
This is library. Chock full of books.
Here you go.
That's not really the book I'm looking for. It's--
- How about this? - Huh, well...
The right book.
[sniffing]
Yep. Me feeling it in me guts.
Can I just tell you the name of the book?
Wait. Books have names?
Whoa!
I named this one "Bob". Bob the Book.
He a good book.
The book I want is called
Moltar's Big Book of Fables And Slow Cooker Recipes.
Me find you that book or me name not...
[screams] Captain Caveman!
Keep it down, will ya?
Book, should be up here.
Me get it down for you.
No. Not it. Nope. Nuh-uh.
Book not here.
Me check computer.
M-O-L-T-A-R apostrophe...
S, space,
B-I-G. Uh-oh, typo.
Me fix.
Delete, delete, delete.
B-I-G. Space...
B-O-O-K.
Hm, according to system, book overdue!
[Benny] "And the puppy said to scorpion,
'Sure, you could ride the chair lift up the mountain with me.
There's plenty of room for the both of us.'
And the scorpion said, 'Cool. I'm gonna
tell you my mother's slow cooker recipe
for enchilada pie on the ride.' And the puppy said,
'Oh, wow-ee, I love enchilada pie.'"
I love story time with Benny.
It's my favorite part of the day.
- [bang] - Me looking for this dude.
If he no give book back, me dewy decimate him!
Keep reading, Benny. I gotta know how this ends.
Gimme book back.
"So the scorpion said,
'Use one cup of shredded chicken,
an onion and a cup of salsa.'"
Faster, Benny.
Really? I don't need the book that bad.
Ah-ha!
Me know that really you in disguise.
He's onto us, gang!
Oh, man, I guess we gotta go back to work now.
Thanks for busting our hooky day, Captain Killjoy.
There they go.
[Boo Boo] "'And then you leave it on high heat for about 20 hours.
And then you just gotta add cilantro.'
'But what if I don't like cilantro?' asked the puppy.
'Wait a minute. What about cheese?
Why would you leave out the cheese?' asked the puppy."
Pull over! In the name of the library
"And the scorpion replied,
'Silly puppy, I'm a scorpion, dairy isn't in my nature.'"
[Captain Caveman] Unga.
- [Benny] The end. - Well, I think we all learned
a valuable lesson in today's story.
Always use a fake ID when checking out a book.
[screams] Now run!
And me win.
Moral of story, dreams do come true.
That action packed story must have lulled
my little baby into a slumber.
[trembling]
That story was too random.
I don't understand why it belongs in this cartoon.
I'm scared!
My poor girl. How do I fix this?
Defeat the bagel monster!
I gotta find more story tellers.
Okay. So a few days ago, I see Benny at the gym
and I was like... woah!
I didn't see that coming.
One, two, three, sleep!
♪ Bed time stories ♪
♪ Have no worries ♪
♪ The town is here to help With tales of glory ♪
♪ It's getting late, And you can't wait ♪
♪ To wake up so refreshed In the next calendar date ♪
♪ You're getting sleepy, This guy is creepy ♪
♪ But don't mind him, Just fall asleep real quickly ♪
♪ Just turn that brain off ♪
♪ Tell your thoughts To lay off ♪
♪ And you'll be sleeping soon ♪
♪ I promise it'll pay off ♪
That was all very exciting with the song.
Now I'll never get to sleep.
Hm, I might need the help of a better story teller.
[thunderclap]
Sweetie, I invited Mayor Huckleberry.
His silky smooth tone always calms me down.
Why, hi there, Augie.
You really need to take action
against the bagel monster problem in this town.
Sounds to me like you've got a case
of the iggity-biggity boos.
Yeah, maybe.
Well, whenever that happens to me,
there's only one thing
that makes the darkness fade away.
- What is it? - The happiest,
most magical place anyone has ever seen.
The town of Jellystone.
Nestled in between New Bedrock,
and beautiful lake Jellystone,
no longer an ecological disaster as of 2019,
home to a colorful cast of friendly neighbors.
Hello, I'm Huckleberry Hound, Mayor of Jellystone,
A small town with big city amenities.
- [alarm blaring] - A money house, a stop sign.
A picture of a fire hydrant, and indoor plumbing.
It's a great place to raise a family.
Whoo-hoo.
Our town is home to top of the line
fine-dining establishments,
like the Mud Bug Cafe.
Owned and operated by the Rugg family.
Um, excuse me, is this all locally sourced?
- Oh, yeah. We guarantee it. - [crash]
[Huckleberry] Take in some live music.
[band music playing]
[audience cheering]
The Cattanooga Cheese Explosion
may be storied venue,
but it's resident robots have seen better days.
That's why this reporter gives the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion
one point five stars. One even.
[slurping]
[Huckleberry] With the world class doctors
in Jellystone Hospital, you're in good hands.
- Hey! - [flatline]
Where does this thing go?
[Huckleberry] Why not try some
designer shopping at Magilla's?
Come on down to Magilla's for all your fashion needs.
Where you can find... me!
The most eligible bachelorette in all of Jellystone.
Hey, boys! [kisses]
[Huckleberry] Or engage with nature
at our world famous time hole.
And we also don't ask questions about your previous life
[snapping]
So come on down to Jellystone!
And please ignore that sign that says,
"Do not enter by order of the government."
You'll be glad you did!
Uh, do you think maybe that's, like,
enough footage, sir?
Not yet.
Hold them smiles just a little longer.
Just a little longer there now...
[commercial voice] Jellystone!
[Augie snoring]
- [all cheering softly] - [thunderclap]
Hey, guys! I didn't know there was a party!
[all screaming]
Huh? What happened?
Good night, kids! Sweet dreams.
Bagel monsters are real!
[theme music playing]