1 00:00:04,964 --> 00:00:06,591 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:26,778 --> 00:00:27,904 [tires screeching] 3 00:00:35,745 --> 00:00:36,996 [Augie snoring] 4 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:39,332 Hm. 5 00:00:40,625 --> 00:00:43,503 [snoring continues] 6 00:00:43,503 --> 00:00:45,505 Ah, nothing I love more than spending the night 7 00:00:45,505 --> 00:00:47,173 making sure my little dream bug 8 00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:48,841 is having a good night's sleep 9 00:00:48,925 --> 00:00:51,928 while catching up on the latest issue of Milk, Etc. 10 00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:55,640 [whimpering] No. Bad bagel, bad bagel. 11 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:56,808 [alarm blaring] 12 00:00:56,808 --> 00:00:58,518 Oh, no, 13 00:00:58,518 --> 00:01:00,311 [whimpering] 14 00:01:00,311 --> 00:01:01,562 [yells] Bagel monster! 15 00:01:01,646 --> 00:01:02,855 Are you okay, sweetums? 16 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:04,148 I had a bad dream. 17 00:01:04,232 --> 00:01:05,650 It was so scary. 18 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:07,860 This bagel monster was chasing me 19 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:11,197 and drooling cream cheese and stinking of lox! 20 00:01:11,197 --> 00:01:12,907 Oh, that sounds terrifying. 21 00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,200 But don't you worry. 22 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:16,410 We'll get rid of those no-good dreams. 23 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:17,411 How? 24 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:19,330 A fun bedtime story. 25 00:01:19,330 --> 00:01:22,041 It'll make you forget all about those terrors your brain made up. 26 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:25,169 - Why would my brain do that? - Yeah. No one knows. 27 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:27,213 [clears throat] Once upon a time, 28 00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:28,756 there was a... there was a little girl. 29 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:30,758 You know, and she was uh, she was so cute. 30 00:01:30,842 --> 00:01:32,802 You know, she was... she was the cutest little girl. 31 00:01:32,802 --> 00:01:35,721 She was a princess, you know? And a cute little princess. 32 00:01:35,805 --> 00:01:37,223 She had a, um... I don't know, 33 00:01:37,223 --> 00:01:38,558 She had a... she had, like, a pony 34 00:01:38,558 --> 00:01:40,059 Yeah, like a... like a really, 35 00:01:40,059 --> 00:01:41,853 like a really long pony, you know? 36 00:01:41,853 --> 00:01:43,229 And I said she was cute? 37 00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,939 Yeah, she was cute. She was cute. 38 00:01:44,939 --> 00:01:46,440 And then she, uh, she liked ice cream cone... 39 00:01:46,524 --> 00:01:47,942 Thing she had... Oh, boy! 40 00:01:49,777 --> 00:01:52,655 She... she lived in, like, a castle place, you know? 41 00:01:52,655 --> 00:01:54,490 She had, uh... she had a really good life, 42 00:01:54,574 --> 00:01:57,034 you know, nothing went wrong, and everybody loved her. 43 00:01:57,118 --> 00:01:59,078 - And she got 50 kisses a day. - [kissing] 44 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:00,538 And, the end. 45 00:02:01,873 --> 00:02:03,541 I heard the monster under the bed. 46 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:05,251 But it's just Woogly Womp. 47 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:07,295 He has many opinions. 48 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,130 Huh? Why would you say that? 49 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,007 He says the monster's gonna get me. 50 00:02:11,007 --> 00:02:12,925 - [door banging] - Oh, what the-- 51 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:14,510 [banging] 52 00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:19,891 Did someone say bagel mustard? 53 00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:24,937 No. 54 00:02:25,021 --> 00:02:26,564 Oh. Maybe they have a better bedtime story. 55 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:28,691 Oh, yeah. We're great at putting kids to sleep. 56 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:29,817 We're doctors. 57 00:02:29,901 --> 00:02:31,110 Not long ago, 58 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,987 on a day very different than this one, 59 00:02:32,987 --> 00:02:35,573 we had an emergency at the hospital. 60 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:38,451 - Careful... careful... - [machine beeping steadily] 61 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:44,874 [Yogi] Now we need to remove this thick slice of tomato. 62 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:48,044 One wrong move and the tomato will leak all over the sandwich, 63 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:50,546 rendering it inedible. 64 00:02:50,630 --> 00:02:54,050 What kind of sicko puts all these veggies in a sandwich? 65 00:02:54,050 --> 00:02:55,676 I'm going in. 66 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:58,596 [Boo Boo] Easy, easy, Yogi. 67 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,431 Whoa! Ah, okay, you got it. 68 00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:04,477 - [all cheering] - Yeah, we did it! 69 00:03:04,477 --> 00:03:07,146 We just saved, like, four bucks. 70 00:03:07,146 --> 00:03:09,482 - Oh, no! We left the pickled beets on there. - [rapid beeping] 71 00:03:09,482 --> 00:03:11,275 They're gonna sog up all the bread. 72 00:03:11,359 --> 00:03:14,153 Get out of my sandwich, you gross beets! 73 00:03:14,153 --> 00:03:15,655 It's over, Yogi. 74 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:17,823 - [flatline] - Calling time of death, lunchtime. 75 00:03:17,907 --> 00:03:18,950 I failed. 76 00:03:18,950 --> 00:03:21,202 His sauce is on my hands! 77 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,120 [sobbing] 78 00:03:23,204 --> 00:03:24,789 [licking] 79 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:28,960 - [bell tolling] - Dear guests, 80 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:32,505 we are not here to mourn the loss of this beloved sandwich, 81 00:03:32,505 --> 00:03:34,340 but to celebrate its spirit. 82 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,675 Preach. 83 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:37,218 He was soggy but passionate. 84 00:03:37,218 --> 00:03:40,096 He will be dearly missed by friends and family. 85 00:03:41,973 --> 00:03:44,934 Oh, no, no, no. This story isn't happy at all. 86 00:03:44,934 --> 00:03:46,519 [sobbing] 87 00:03:46,519 --> 00:03:48,020 A grown man crying. 88 00:03:48,104 --> 00:03:50,022 I can't fall asleep to this! 89 00:03:50,106 --> 00:03:51,774 [screams] Bagel monster! 90 00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:54,110 Me have even better story for sleep. 91 00:03:54,110 --> 00:03:55,528 No need to worry, sweeto. 92 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:57,780 - It's just Captain Caveman. - Huh? 93 00:03:57,780 --> 00:04:01,867 Unga, me paint beautiful mind picture for dog girl. 94 00:04:01,951 --> 00:04:04,578 It was semi-ordinary day at library. 95 00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,497 Me was volunteering to sort books 96 00:04:06,497 --> 00:04:07,957 by flavor and texture, 97 00:04:07,957 --> 00:04:10,710 - when in walk customer. - [rings bell] 98 00:04:10,710 --> 00:04:12,003 [licking vigorously] 99 00:04:12,878 --> 00:04:14,171 How may be of service? 100 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:15,715 I'm looking for a book. 101 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:16,882 You in luck. 102 00:04:16,966 --> 00:04:19,135 This is library. Chock full of books. 103 00:04:19,135 --> 00:04:20,594 Here you go. 104 00:04:20,678 --> 00:04:22,638 That's not really the book I'm looking for. It's-- 105 00:04:22,722 --> 00:04:24,557 - How about this? - Huh, well... 106 00:04:24,557 --> 00:04:26,058 The right book. 107 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:27,685 [sniffing] 108 00:04:27,685 --> 00:04:29,437 Yep. Me feeling it in me guts. 109 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,355 Can I just tell you the name of the book? 110 00:04:31,439 --> 00:04:34,400 Wait. Books have names? 111 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,693 Whoa! 112 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:38,362 I named this one "Bob". Bob the Book. 113 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,488 He a good book. 114 00:04:39,572 --> 00:04:41,198 The book I want is called 115 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:45,077 Moltar's Big Book of Fables And Slow Cooker Recipes. 116 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:55,171 Me find you that book or me name not... 117 00:04:55,171 --> 00:05:00,217 [screams] Captain Caveman! 118 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:02,261 Keep it down, will ya? 119 00:05:02,261 --> 00:05:03,763 Book, should be up here. 120 00:05:03,763 --> 00:05:05,264 Me get it down for you. 121 00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:08,559 No. Not it. Nope. Nuh-uh. 122 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:10,686 Book not here. 123 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,439 Me check computer. 124 00:05:13,439 --> 00:05:20,196 M-O-L-T-A-R apostrophe... 125 00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:22,782 S, space, 126 00:05:22,782 --> 00:05:26,452 B-I-G. Uh-oh, typo. 127 00:05:26,452 --> 00:05:27,453 Me fix. 128 00:05:27,453 --> 00:05:29,288 Delete, delete, delete. 129 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:33,793 B-I-G. Space... 130 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:37,963 B-O-O-K. 131 00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:43,803 Hm, according to system, book overdue! 132 00:05:43,803 --> 00:05:45,679 [Benny] "And the puppy said to scorpion, 133 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:48,307 'Sure, you could ride the chair lift up the mountain with me. 134 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,142 There's plenty of room for the both of us.' 135 00:05:50,226 --> 00:05:52,061 And the scorpion said, 'Cool. I'm gonna 136 00:05:52,061 --> 00:05:53,687 tell you my mother's slow cooker recipe 137 00:05:53,771 --> 00:05:55,689 for enchilada pie on the ride.' And the puppy said, 138 00:05:55,773 --> 00:05:58,234 'Oh, wow-ee, I love enchilada pie.'" 139 00:05:58,234 --> 00:06:00,111 I love story time with Benny. 140 00:06:00,111 --> 00:06:01,570 It's my favorite part of the day. 141 00:06:01,654 --> 00:06:04,156 - [bang] - Me looking for this dude. 142 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,993 If he no give book back, me dewy decimate him! 143 00:06:08,077 --> 00:06:10,246 Keep reading, Benny. I gotta know how this ends. 144 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:11,956 Gimme book back. 145 00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:13,165 "So the scorpion said, 146 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:15,251 'Use one cup of shredded chicken, 147 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:17,086 an onion and a cup of salsa.'" 148 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,337 Faster, Benny. 149 00:06:18,337 --> 00:06:20,673 Really? I don't need the book that bad. 150 00:06:20,673 --> 00:06:21,924 Ah-ha! 151 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,176 Me know that really you in disguise. 152 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:25,553 He's onto us, gang! 153 00:06:25,553 --> 00:06:27,513 Oh, man, I guess we gotta go back to work now. 154 00:06:27,513 --> 00:06:30,224 Thanks for busting our hooky day, Captain Killjoy. 155 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,017 There they go. 156 00:06:32,101 --> 00:06:33,769 [Boo Boo] "'And then you leave it on high heat for about 20 hours. 157 00:06:33,853 --> 00:06:35,521 And then you just gotta add cilantro.' 158 00:06:35,521 --> 00:06:38,065 'But what if I don't like cilantro?' asked the puppy. 159 00:06:38,149 --> 00:06:39,733 'Wait a minute. What about cheese? 160 00:06:39,817 --> 00:06:41,902 Why would you leave out the cheese?' asked the puppy." 161 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:45,197 Pull over! In the name of the library 162 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:47,825 "And the scorpion replied, 163 00:06:47,825 --> 00:06:51,662 'Silly puppy, I'm a scorpion, dairy isn't in my nature.'" 164 00:06:51,662 --> 00:06:53,080 [Captain Caveman] Unga. 165 00:06:53,164 --> 00:06:54,623 - [Benny] The end. - Well, I think we all learned 166 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,792 a valuable lesson in today's story. 167 00:06:56,876 --> 00:06:59,920 Always use a fake ID when checking out a book. 168 00:07:00,004 --> 00:07:01,589 [screams] Now run! 169 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:03,549 And me win. 170 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:06,969 Moral of story, dreams do come true. 171 00:07:06,969 --> 00:07:09,263 That action packed story must have lulled 172 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,098 my little baby into a slumber. 173 00:07:11,182 --> 00:07:12,224 [trembling] 174 00:07:12,308 --> 00:07:14,435 That story was too random. 175 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,645 I don't understand why it belongs in this cartoon. 176 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:17,897 I'm scared! 177 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:20,024 My poor girl. How do I fix this? 178 00:07:20,024 --> 00:07:22,109 Defeat the bagel monster! 179 00:07:22,193 --> 00:07:25,237 I gotta find more story tellers. 180 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:27,907 Okay. So a few days ago, I see Benny at the gym 181 00:07:27,907 --> 00:07:29,742 and I was like... woah! 182 00:07:29,742 --> 00:07:31,702 I didn't see that coming. 183 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:33,412 One, two, three, sleep! 184 00:07:33,412 --> 00:07:35,122 ♪ Bed time stories ♪ 185 00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:36,916 ♪ Have no worries ♪ 186 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,710 ♪ The town is here to help With tales of glory ♪ 187 00:07:39,710 --> 00:07:42,796 ♪ It's getting late, And you can't wait ♪ 188 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,467 ♪ To wake up so refreshed In the next calendar date ♪ 189 00:07:46,467 --> 00:07:50,012 ♪ You're getting sleepy, This guy is creepy ♪ 190 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:53,098 ♪ But don't mind him, Just fall asleep real quickly ♪ 191 00:07:53,182 --> 00:07:54,683 ♪ Just turn that brain off ♪ 192 00:07:54,767 --> 00:07:56,602 ♪ Tell your thoughts To lay off ♪ 193 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:57,937 ♪ And you'll be sleeping soon ♪ 194 00:07:57,937 --> 00:08:01,023 ♪ I promise it'll pay off ♪ 195 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:04,944 That was all very exciting with the song. 196 00:08:04,944 --> 00:08:06,779 Now I'll never get to sleep. 197 00:08:06,779 --> 00:08:10,574 Hm, I might need the help of a better story teller. 198 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,368 [thunderclap] 199 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,453 Sweetie, I invited Mayor Huckleberry. 200 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:17,414 His silky smooth tone always calms me down. 201 00:08:17,498 --> 00:08:18,749 Why, hi there, Augie. 202 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:20,209 You really need to take action 203 00:08:20,209 --> 00:08:22,962 against the bagel monster problem in this town. 204 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:25,005 Sounds to me like you've got a case 205 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,216 of the iggity-biggity boos. 206 00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,467 Yeah, maybe. 207 00:08:28,467 --> 00:08:30,761 Well, whenever that happens to me, 208 00:08:30,761 --> 00:08:32,137 there's only one thing 209 00:08:32,221 --> 00:08:34,306 that makes the darkness fade away. 210 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:35,975 - What is it? - The happiest, 211 00:08:35,975 --> 00:08:39,687 most magical place anyone has ever seen. 212 00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,981 The town of Jellystone. 213 00:08:41,981 --> 00:08:44,316 Nestled in between New Bedrock, 214 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,443 and beautiful lake Jellystone, 215 00:08:46,527 --> 00:08:49,947 no longer an ecological disaster as of 2019, 216 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:53,409 home to a colorful cast of friendly neighbors. 217 00:08:53,409 --> 00:08:56,829 Hello, I'm Huckleberry Hound, Mayor of Jellystone, 218 00:08:56,829 --> 00:08:59,832 A small town with big city amenities. 219 00:08:59,832 --> 00:09:02,584 - [alarm blaring] - A money house, a stop sign. 220 00:09:02,668 --> 00:09:06,588 A picture of a fire hydrant, and indoor plumbing. 221 00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:09,508 It's a great place to raise a family. 222 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:10,843 Whoo-hoo. 223 00:09:10,843 --> 00:09:13,429 Our town is home to top of the line 224 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:15,347 fine-dining establishments, 225 00:09:15,431 --> 00:09:17,349 like the Mud Bug Cafe. 226 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:20,060 Owned and operated by the Rugg family. 227 00:09:20,144 --> 00:09:22,354 Um, excuse me, is this all locally sourced? 228 00:09:22,438 --> 00:09:25,107 - Oh, yeah. We guarantee it. - [crash] 229 00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:30,195 [Huckleberry] Take in some live music. 230 00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:32,281 [band music playing] 231 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,574 [audience cheering] 232 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:35,451 The Cattanooga Cheese Explosion 233 00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:37,036 may be storied venue, 234 00:09:37,036 --> 00:09:40,581 but it's resident robots have seen better days. 235 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,959 That's why this reporter gives the Cattanooga Cheese Explosion 236 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:46,420 one point five stars. One even. 237 00:09:46,420 --> 00:09:47,963 [slurping] 238 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:49,715 [Huckleberry] With the world class doctors 239 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:53,302 in Jellystone Hospital, you're in good hands. 240 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,928 - Hey! - [flatline] 241 00:09:55,012 --> 00:09:56,722 Where does this thing go? 242 00:09:56,722 --> 00:09:58,182 [Huckleberry] Why not try some 243 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,225 designer shopping at Magilla's? 244 00:10:00,309 --> 00:10:03,145 Come on down to Magilla's for all your fashion needs. 245 00:10:03,145 --> 00:10:04,938 Where you can find... me! 246 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,317 The most eligible bachelorette in all of Jellystone. 247 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:10,694 Hey, boys! [kisses] 248 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:12,529 [Huckleberry] Or engage with nature 249 00:10:12,613 --> 00:10:14,907 at our world famous time hole. 250 00:10:14,907 --> 00:10:18,494 And we also don't ask questions about your previous life 251 00:10:18,494 --> 00:10:20,245 [snapping] 252 00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:22,331 So come on down to Jellystone! 253 00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,291 And please ignore that sign that says, 254 00:10:24,375 --> 00:10:26,460 "Do not enter by order of the government." 255 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,337 You'll be glad you did! 256 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:34,176 Uh, do you think maybe that's, like, 257 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:35,511 enough footage, sir? 258 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:36,720 Not yet. 259 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,766 Hold them smiles just a little longer. 260 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,478 Just a little longer there now... 261 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,188 [commercial voice] Jellystone! 262 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:49,233 [Augie snoring] 263 00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,943 - [all cheering softly] - [thunderclap] 264 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,614 Hey, guys! I didn't know there was a party! 265 00:10:56,365 --> 00:10:57,449 [all screaming] 266 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,410 Huh? What happened? 267 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:01,453 Good night, kids! Sweet dreams. 268 00:11:01,537 --> 00:11:03,664 Bagel monsters are real! 269 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,668 [theme music playing]