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Hm.
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Ah, nothing I love more
than spending the night
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making sure
my little dream bug
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is having a good night's sleep
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while catching up
on the latest
issue of Milk, Etc.
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No.
Bad bagel, bad bagel.
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Oh, no,
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Bagel monster!
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Are you okay, sweetums?
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I had a bad dream.
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It was so scary.
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This bagel monster
was chasing me
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and drooling cream cheese
and stinking of lox!
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Oh, that sounds terrifying.
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But don't you worry.
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We'll get rid of those
no-good dreams.
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How?
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A fun bedtime story.
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It'll make you forget
all about those terrors
your brain made up.
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- Why would my brain do that?
- Yeah. No one knows.
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Once upon a time,
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there was a...
there was a little girl.
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You know, and she was uh,
she was so cute.
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You know, she was...
she was the cutest
little girl.
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She was a princess, you know?
And a cute little princess.
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She had a, um...
I don't know,
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She had a...
she had, like, a pony
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Yeah, like a...
like a really,
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like a really long pony,
you know?
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And I said she was cute?
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Yeah, she was cute.
She was cute.
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And then she, uh,
she liked ice cream cone...
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Thing she had... Oh, boy!
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She... she lived in, like,
a castle place, you know?
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She had, uh...
she had a really good life,
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you know, nothing went wrong,
and everybody loved her.
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And she got 50 kisses a day.
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And, the end.
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I heard the monster
under the bed.
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But it's just Woogly Womp.
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He has many opinions.
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Huh? Why would you say that?
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He says the monster's
gonna get me.
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Oh, what the--
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Did someone say bagel mustard?
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No.
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Oh. Maybe they have
a better bedtime story.
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Oh, yeah. We're great
at putting kids to sleep.
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We're doctors.
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Not long ago,
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on a day very different
than this one,
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we had an emergency
at the hospital.
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Careful... careful...
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Now we need to remove
this thick slice of tomato.
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One wrong move
and the tomato will leak
all over the sandwich,
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rendering it inedible.
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What kind of sicko
puts all these veggies
in a sandwich?
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I'm going in.
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Easy, easy, Yogi.
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Whoa! Ah, okay, you got it.
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Yeah, we did it!
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We just saved,
like, four bucks.
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Oh, no! We left the pickled beets on there.
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They're gonna sog up
all the bread.
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Get out of my sandwich,
you gross beets!
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It's over, Yogi.
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Calling time of death, lunchtime.
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I failed.
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His sauce is on my hands!
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Dear guests,
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we are not here
to mourn the loss
of this beloved sandwich,
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but to celebrate its spirit.
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Preach.
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He was soggy but passionate.
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He will be dearly missed
by friends and family.
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Oh, no, no, no.
This story isn't
happy at all.
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A grown man crying.
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I can't fall asleep to this!
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Bagel monster!
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Me have even better
story for sleep.
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No need to worry, sweeto.
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- It's just Captain Caveman.
- Huh?
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Unga, me paint beautiful
mind picture for dog girl.
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It was semi-ordinary day
at library.
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Me was volunteering
to sort books
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by flavor and texture,
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when in walk customer.
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How may be of service?
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I'm looking for a book.
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You in luck.
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This is library.
Chock full of books.
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Here you go.
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That's not really the book
I'm looking for. It's--
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- How about this?
- Huh, well...
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The right book.
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Yep. Me feeling it
in me guts.
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Can I just tell you
the name of the book?
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Wait. Books have names?
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Whoa!
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I named this one "Bob".
Bob the Book.
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He a good book.
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The book I want is called
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Moltar's Big Book of Fables
And Slow Cooker Recipes.
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Me find you that book
or me name not...
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Captain Caveman!
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Keep it down, will ya?
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Book, should be up here.
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Me get it down for you.
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No. Not it. Nope. Nuh-uh.
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Book not here.
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Me check computer.
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M-O-L-T-A-R apostrophe...
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S, space,
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B-I-G. Uh-oh, typo.
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Me fix.
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Delete, delete, delete.
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B-I-G. Space...
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B-O-O-K.
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Hm, according to system,
book overdue!
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"And the puppy
said to scorpion,
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'Sure, you could ride
the chair lift up
the mountain with me.
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There's plenty of room
for the both of us.'
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And the scorpion
said, 'Cool. I'm gonna
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tell you my mother's
slow cooker recipe
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for enchilada pie on the ride.'
And the puppy said,
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'Oh, wow-ee,
I love enchilada pie.'"
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I love story time with Benny.
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It's my favorite part
of the day.
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Me looking for this dude.
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If he no give book back,
me dewy decimate him!
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Keep reading, Benny.
I gotta know how this ends.
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Gimme book back.
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"So the scorpion said,
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'Use one cup
of shredded chicken,
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an onion
and a cup of salsa.'"
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Faster, Benny.
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Really? I don't need
the book that bad.
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Ah-ha!
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Me know that really you
in disguise.
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He's onto us, gang!
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Oh, man, I guess we gotta
go back to work now.
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Thanks for busting
our hooky day,
Captain Killjoy.
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There they go.
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"'And then you leave it on
high heat for about 20 hours.
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And then you just
gotta add cilantro.'
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'But what if I don't
like cilantro?'
asked the puppy.
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'Wait a minute.
What about cheese?
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Why would you leave out
the cheese?' asked the puppy."
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Pull over! In the name
of the library
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"And the scorpion replied,
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'Silly puppy, I'm a scorpion,
dairy isn't in my nature.'"
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Unga.
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- The end.
- Well, I think we all learned
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a valuable lesson
in today's story.
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Always use a fake ID
when checking out a book.
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Now run!
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And me win.
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Moral of story,
dreams do come true.
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That action packed story
must have lulled
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my little baby into a slumber.
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That story was too random.
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I don't understand
why it belongs in this cartoon.
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I'm scared!
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My poor girl.
How do I fix this?
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Defeat the bagel monster!
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I gotta find
more story tellers.
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Okay. So a few days ago,
I see Benny at the gym
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and I was like... woah!
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I didn't see that coming.
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One, two, three, sleep!
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♪ Bed time stories ♪
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♪ Have no worries ♪
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♪ The town is here to help
With tales of glory ♪
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♪ It's getting late,
And you can't wait ♪
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♪ To wake up so refreshed
In the next calendar date ♪
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♪ You're getting sleepy,
This guy is creepy ♪
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♪ But don't mind him,
Just fall asleep real quickly ♪
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♪ Just turn that brain off ♪
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♪ Tell your thoughts
To lay off ♪
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♪ And you'll be sleeping soon ♪
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♪ I promise it'll pay off ♪
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That was all very exciting
with the song.
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Now I'll never get to sleep.
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Hm, I might need the help
of a better story teller.
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Sweetie, I invited
Mayor Huckleberry.
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His silky smooth tone
always calms me down.
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Why, hi there, Augie.
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You really need
to take action
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against the bagel monster
problem in this town.
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Sounds to me like
you've got a case
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of the iggity-biggity boos.
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Yeah, maybe.
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Well, whenever that
happens to me,
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there's only one thing
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that makes the darkness
fade away.
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- What is it?
- The happiest,
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most magical place
anyone has ever seen.
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The town of Jellystone.
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Nestled in between
New Bedrock,
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and beautiful lake Jellystone,
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no longer an ecological
disaster as of 2019,
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home to a colorful cast
of friendly neighbors.
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Hello, I'm Huckleberry Hound,
Mayor of Jellystone,
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A small town
with big city amenities.
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- A money house, a stop sign.
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A picture of a fire hydrant,
and indoor plumbing.
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It's a great place
to raise a family.
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Whoo-hoo.
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Our town is home
to top of the line
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fine-dining establishments,
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like the Mud Bug Cafe.
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Owned and operated
by the Rugg family.
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Um, excuse me,
is this all locally sourced?
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Oh, yeah. We guarantee it.
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Take in some live music.
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The Cattanooga
Cheese Explosion
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may be storied venue,
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but it's resident robots
have seen better days.
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That's why this reporter
gives the Cattanooga
Cheese Explosion
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one point five stars.
One even.
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With the world class doctors
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in Jellystone Hospital,
you're in good hands.
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Hey!
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Where does this thing go?
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Why not try some
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designer shopping
at Magilla's?
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Come on down to Magilla's
for all your fashion needs.
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Where you can find... me!
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The most eligible bachelorette
in all of Jellystone.
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Hey, boys!
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Or engage with nature
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at our world famous time hole.
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And we also don't ask questions
about your previous life
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So come on down to Jellystone!
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And please ignore
that sign that says,
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"Do not enter by order
of the government."
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You'll be glad you did!
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Uh, do you think
maybe that's, like,
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enough footage, sir?
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Not yet.
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Hold them smiles
just a little longer.
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Just a little longer
there now...
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Jellystone!
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Hey, guys! I didn't know
there was a party!
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Huh? What happened?
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Good night, kids! Sweet dreams.
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Bagel monsters are real!