1 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,837 My dolly is so cute! 2 00:00:44,921 --> 00:00:49,175 I love her tiny hair brush, and her tiny shoes! 3 00:00:49,175 --> 00:00:52,345 Dollies are like babies, so small and delicate. 4 00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:55,431 I wish it was my baby! Could you imagine? 5 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:59,685 A cute and cuddly little baby to love that's all yours! 6 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:02,688 Oh, no. What if I dropped it? What if it grew up to hate me? 7 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:05,775 What if it wanted to get revenge on me for dropping it? 8 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:08,110 I'm sorry but it's you or me! 9 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:12,532 Okay, well that's what you would do. 10 00:01:12,532 --> 00:01:16,202 If I had a little baby, I would give her so much love 11 00:01:16,202 --> 00:01:18,871 and she'd love being loved so, so much! 12 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:21,541 Which is great because I have so much love to give! 13 00:01:21,541 --> 00:01:26,587 So much love that I feel like I gotta put it into something or I'm gonna-- 14 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,591 My daddy seems to like it anyways. 15 00:01:30,675 --> 00:01:31,717 It's true! 16 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:32,885 Mr. Daddy? 17 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:34,720 Ah, don't mind me. 18 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:36,806 I'm just living off the land like the way I was taught by my friend, 19 00:01:36,806 --> 00:01:39,684 that warthog and meerkat that I lived with for five years 20 00:01:39,684 --> 00:01:43,187 after my father was brutally stampeded by a herd of wildebeest and my uncle-- 21 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:45,773 Anyway, it's a big story. I'm not going to get into it. 22 00:01:47,984 --> 00:01:50,820 Hey, Yakky, I don't think my dolly covers it anymore. 23 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:52,613 I need a real baby. 24 00:01:52,697 --> 00:01:57,702 A real baby that's alive! And can reciprocate all of my love! 25 00:01:57,702 --> 00:02:00,079 Where are you gonna get one of those? 26 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:02,248 Oh, Yakky, just look! 27 00:02:02,248 --> 00:02:04,250 Oh, no! 28 00:02:04,250 --> 00:02:08,629 See, a whole nest of babies just waiting for a mommy! 29 00:02:08,713 --> 00:02:11,966 Augie, their real mommy won't like this. 30 00:02:13,509 --> 00:02:15,052 I'm the mommy now. 31 00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:20,057 Look at how cute my little baby is in her little clothes! 32 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:22,059 Augie, please put it back. 33 00:02:22,143 --> 00:02:24,604 - Kiss my baby, Yakky! - I don't want-- 34 00:02:24,604 --> 00:02:27,523 Oh, aren't you the cutest little thing? 35 00:02:27,607 --> 00:02:29,942 My baby deserves to be spoiled! 36 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:33,154 Here you go baby! Your own dolly! 37 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,740 Oh, you love it so much, don't you? 38 00:02:40,328 --> 00:02:42,246 Augie, baby! What did you do? 39 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,956 That's a baby eagle! 40 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,834 I'm sure its mother is out there looking for it right now! 41 00:02:46,918 --> 00:02:51,047 Oh, Daddy, you're being so weird. This is my baby. 42 00:02:51,047 --> 00:02:54,550 Augie, no! You cannot take a wild animal like this! C'mon! 43 00:02:54,634 --> 00:02:57,637 Luckily, we should have some time to return it to its nest before-- 44 00:03:10,024 --> 00:03:11,400 Oh, honey, honey, please, 45 00:03:11,484 --> 00:03:14,320 please, please try being a mommy to something else. 46 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:15,988 Okay, Daddy... 47 00:03:16,072 --> 00:03:17,990 Aw, thanks, sweetie. 48 00:03:18,074 --> 00:03:21,202 Yakky, could you be a peach and call the hospital for old Doggie Daddy? 49 00:03:21,202 --> 00:03:23,579 Got 'em on speed dial. 50 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:30,252 And there! 51 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:33,005 Welcome to the world, my new baby Melonie! 52 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:37,301 You might not be alive but at least you have the heft of a real baby. 53 00:03:37,385 --> 00:03:41,013 I think she's beautiful, Augie. Congratulations! 54 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,723 Oh, thanks, Yakky! 55 00:03:42,807 --> 00:03:45,476 I just need to grab one more thing and she'll be perfect! 56 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,521 Uh... Augie? 57 00:03:51,190 --> 00:03:54,860 I managed to find an old diaper in one of Daddy's old scrapbooks-- 58 00:04:00,992 --> 00:04:03,744 Goo-goo-goo-goo-Mama, Mama-goo-goo. 59 00:04:03,828 --> 00:04:07,832 Oh, Melonie... my love made you live! 60 00:04:07,832 --> 00:04:09,208 Huh? 61 00:04:09,208 --> 00:04:11,043 This is a dream come true! 62 00:04:11,127 --> 00:04:14,547 I made a baby and she can stand and walk all on her own! 63 00:04:14,547 --> 00:04:18,509 Oh, Melonie, I love you so much! 64 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,052 Augie sure is happy... 65 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:22,305 I guess I can go along with it for a bit. 66 00:04:23,806 --> 00:04:27,018 Come on, Melonie! Let's go have a mommy and baby day! 67 00:04:28,686 --> 00:04:30,730 ♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby ♪ 68 00:04:31,814 --> 00:04:33,441 ♪ And Mommy ♪ 69 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:40,906 ♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪ 70 00:04:40,990 --> 00:04:44,994 ♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪ 71 00:04:46,579 --> 00:04:48,664 ♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪ 72 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:52,918 ♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪ 73 00:04:53,002 --> 00:04:54,962 ♪ Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪ 74 00:04:55,046 --> 00:05:04,638 ♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪ 75 00:05:06,557 --> 00:05:09,101 Wow, what a great day! 76 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:11,228 Did you have a good time, baby? 77 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:16,650 Zowie! What a beautiful mother and baby! 78 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,653 You and your baby would be perfect for our new TV segment... 79 00:05:19,737 --> 00:05:21,363 What's Good, Baby? 80 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:22,865 You two would be stars! 81 00:05:22,865 --> 00:05:24,784 Babies are, like, normally so stinky! 82 00:05:24,784 --> 00:05:27,036 But your baby smells like my mom's summer candle. 83 00:05:27,036 --> 00:05:31,123 Wow, yeah! Fame would be so good for my baby's future career! 84 00:05:31,207 --> 00:05:33,334 Augie, I don't think I'm comfortable with-- 85 00:05:33,334 --> 00:05:35,795 Aw, is baby getting cranky? 86 00:05:35,795 --> 00:05:37,797 Nothing a little milky won't fix! 87 00:05:37,797 --> 00:05:39,965 Augie! But no, it's me! Yakky! 88 00:05:40,049 --> 00:05:42,802 Aw, she likes it! You're such a good mom! 89 00:05:42,802 --> 00:05:44,637 So? Will you star in our show? 90 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:46,806 I think Melonie would love that! 91 00:05:46,806 --> 00:05:50,810 Oh, no... I feel the fear toots coming on. 92 00:05:53,062 --> 00:05:57,983 Aw, yeah! Front row seats for the new show they're filming! 93 00:05:58,067 --> 00:06:00,986 Good afternoon, my gorgeous audience queens! 94 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:05,116 We're gonna do something new! Exciting! Original, even! 95 00:06:05,116 --> 00:06:08,202 We're gonna premiere an entirely different show! 96 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:10,162 Hit it! 97 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:14,750 ♪ What's new, baby? ♪ 98 00:06:14,834 --> 00:06:17,795 ♪ What's new baby? ♪ 99 00:06:17,795 --> 00:06:20,339 ♪ The name of the show is ♪ 100 00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:22,925 ♪ What's new baby? ♪ 101 00:06:24,260 --> 00:06:26,929 Wow, is that Augie? Good for her. 102 00:06:26,929 --> 00:06:29,348 Hello, everyone! And welcome! 103 00:06:29,348 --> 00:06:32,768 It's your friends, Mama and happy Baby Melonie here! 104 00:06:32,852 --> 00:06:35,688 Zim-zam-zommy, let me teach you how to Mommy! 105 00:06:35,688 --> 00:06:37,982 First, let's learn how to rock-a-bye baby! 106 00:06:37,982 --> 00:06:43,362 Gently rocking your baby is the best way to help them sleep soundly and peacefully. 107 00:06:43,362 --> 00:06:44,864 Let's get started! 108 00:06:44,864 --> 00:06:47,908 Zim-zam-zommy, here comes Mommy! 109 00:06:49,118 --> 00:06:51,912 Augie, please stop shaking me! 110 00:06:51,996 --> 00:06:54,039 Hmm. Something's not right. 111 00:06:54,123 --> 00:06:56,709 Now I'm gonna show you how to give a baby a bath! 112 00:06:56,709 --> 00:06:57,960 Augie, please! 113 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,545 Zim-zam-zommy! 114 00:07:04,383 --> 00:07:05,885 All clean! 115 00:07:05,885 --> 00:07:09,638 Someone, help! I'm not a baby! I'm not a baby! 116 00:07:09,722 --> 00:07:13,142 Wait... do I hear Yakky in that baby melon? 117 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:15,227 And this is how you feed the baby! 118 00:07:15,311 --> 00:07:18,731 Augie, please no. There's ants all over that! 119 00:07:18,731 --> 00:07:21,400 Mm-mm-mm. Who's a yummy happy baby? 120 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,986 The ants! The ants are in the melon! 121 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:26,864 Zim-zam-zommy, baby loves Mommy. 122 00:07:26,864 --> 00:07:28,699 Oh, gosh! They're all over me! 123 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:35,998 Sorry, Augie, but this baby business is over! 124 00:07:35,998 --> 00:07:39,043 Melonie? What's going on? 125 00:07:41,879 --> 00:07:43,172 Melonie, are you okay? 126 00:07:43,172 --> 00:07:46,300 All right, everyone! Show's over! Go home! 127 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,219 I hope she's just handled it okay. 128 00:07:48,219 --> 00:07:50,179 Aw, I was just waiting for the next thing that was gonna happen. 129 00:07:50,179 --> 00:07:52,598 See ya at home, Shag! 130 00:07:52,598 --> 00:07:55,184 I'm not ready for my baby to leave me! 131 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:58,270 Augie, will you stop crying and listen to me? 132 00:07:58,354 --> 00:08:00,272 Ay-yo, stop yo crying. 133 00:08:00,356 --> 00:08:02,524 Big daddy Shag is here now. 134 00:08:02,608 --> 00:08:07,947 And I've brought an adult-sized bowl of strawberry candies for the good little mamas. 135 00:08:07,947 --> 00:08:09,031 Candy? 136 00:08:09,031 --> 00:08:10,699 Yep, it goes over there. 137 00:08:10,783 --> 00:08:12,284 Candy! 138 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:13,702 Let me guess. 139 00:08:13,786 --> 00:08:15,579 Augie decided to raise a watermelon as a baby, 140 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,290 the watermelon rolled off the table and you got stuck inside. 141 00:08:18,374 --> 00:08:20,668 Augie convinced herself her love brought you to life. 142 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,544 And now she's dragging you all over town, 143 00:08:22,628 --> 00:08:24,546 showing everyone what a good Mommy she is. 144 00:08:24,630 --> 00:08:28,717 Wow. Good guess, Shag! You gotta help me out of this. 145 00:08:28,801 --> 00:08:31,971 I've tried to break free, but she won't let me go! 146 00:08:31,971 --> 00:08:33,514 What do we do? 147 00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:36,934 Hmm... if she can't seem to let her baby go, 148 00:08:36,934 --> 00:08:40,938 then we just gotta have baby... grow up! 149 00:08:42,982 --> 00:08:46,944 Ah, now back to being the great mom of a baby! 150 00:08:49,113 --> 00:08:50,990 Oh, Augie, look! 151 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:53,242 Your baby is taking her first steps! 152 00:08:53,242 --> 00:08:55,327 You should be so proud! 153 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:59,498 Your good parenting is making baby grow big and strong! 154 00:08:59,498 --> 00:09:05,045 I... I... I'm... 155 00:09:05,129 --> 00:09:07,881 the best mother in the whole world! 156 00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:09,508 Oh, come here! 157 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,885 My baby is so talented and cute! 158 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,221 And I raised her so good! 159 00:09:14,305 --> 00:09:16,557 Aw, I'm the best mommy ever! 160 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:23,647 - Baby's first words! - Ointment. 161 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,691 Baby's first day at school! 162 00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:28,610 Baby's teen phase! Baby's E-Girl phase. 163 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,904 Baby's slacker 20-something phase! 164 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:34,199 Baby's graduating! Baby's first job! 165 00:09:34,283 --> 00:09:37,619 Baby's first cat! Baby's more cats! 166 00:09:37,703 --> 00:09:39,872 Baby's rapidly aging! 167 00:09:39,872 --> 00:09:43,000 How time flies in the eyes of a mother. 168 00:09:45,169 --> 00:09:47,504 Mama, come here. 169 00:09:47,588 --> 00:09:50,466 It's okay, sweetie. Mama's got you! 170 00:09:50,466 --> 00:09:52,593 You know, baby's gotta go now. 171 00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,845 Thanks for letting me be your mom. 172 00:09:56,305 --> 00:10:00,267 I'll tell everybody on Baby Planet about you! 173 00:10:05,481 --> 00:10:07,024 Goodbye baby! 174 00:10:07,024 --> 00:10:08,525 Zim-zam-zommy! 175 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,571 See ya later, Mommy. 176 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,330 Oh, hey, Yakky! 177 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:24,708 You're just in time to send baby's bits to Valhalla. 178 00:10:24,792 --> 00:10:26,043 Fire! 179 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:33,300 So, who wants to go play hide and seek? 180 00:10:33,384 --> 00:10:35,886 And now it's time for a new-new show! 181 00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:37,805 What's New, Eagle? 182 00:10:39,390 --> 00:10:43,394 Ow, ow, ow! Oh, that hurts! 183 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:46,355 Why won't you help me?