My dolly is so cute!
I love her tiny hair brush, and her tiny shoes!
Dollies are like babies, so small and delicate.
I wish it was my baby! Could you imagine?
A cute and cuddly little baby to love that's all yours!
Oh, no. What if I dropped it? What if it grew up to hate me?
What if it wanted to get revenge on me for dropping it?
I'm sorry but it's you or me!
Okay, well that's what you would do.
If I had a little baby, I would give her so much love
and she'd love being loved so, so much!
Which is great because I have so much love to give!
So much love that I feel like I gotta put it into something or I'm gonna--
My daddy seems to like it anyways.
It's true!
Mr. Daddy?
Ah, don't mind me.
I'm just living off the land like the way I was taught by my friend,
that warthog and meerkat that I lived with for five years
after my father was brutally stampeded by a herd of wildebeest and my uncle--
Anyway, it's a big story. I'm not going to get into it.
Hey, Yakky, I don't think my dolly covers it anymore.
I need a real baby.
A real baby that's alive! And can reciprocate all of my love!
Where are you gonna get one of those?
Oh, Yakky, just look!
Oh, no!
See, a whole nest of babies just waiting for a mommy!
Augie, their real mommy won't like this.
I'm the mommy now.
Look at how cute my little baby is in her little clothes!
Augie, please put it back.
- Kiss my baby, Yakky! - I don't want--
Oh, aren't you the cutest little thing?
My baby deserves to be spoiled!
Here you go baby! Your own dolly!
Oh, you love it so much, don't you?
Augie, baby! What did you do?
That's a baby eagle!
I'm sure its mother is out there looking for it right now!
Oh, Daddy, you're being so weird. This is my baby.
Augie, no! You cannot take a wild animal like this! C'mon!
Luckily, we should have some time to return it to its nest before--
Oh, honey, honey, please,
please, please try being a mommy to something else.
Okay, Daddy...
Aw, thanks, sweetie.
Yakky, could you be a peach and call the hospital for old Doggie Daddy?
Got 'em on speed dial.
And there!
Welcome to the world, my new baby Melonie!
You might not be alive but at least you have the heft of a real baby.
I think she's beautiful, Augie. Congratulations!
Oh, thanks, Yakky!
I just need to grab one more thing and she'll be perfect!
Uh... Augie?
I managed to find an old diaper in one of Daddy's old scrapbooks--
Goo-goo-goo-goo-Mama, Mama-goo-goo.
Oh, Melonie... my love made you live!
Huh?
This is a dream come true!
I made a baby and she can stand and walk all on her own!
Oh, Melonie, I love you so much!
Augie sure is happy...
I guess I can go along with it for a bit.
Come on, Melonie! Let's go have a mommy and baby day!
♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby ♪
♪ And Mommy ♪
♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪
♪ Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪
♪ And Mommy and baby, And baby and Mommy ♪
Wow, what a great day!
Did you have a good time, baby?
Zowie! What a beautiful mother and baby!
You and your baby would be perfect for our new TV segment...
What's Good, Baby?
You two would be stars!
Babies are, like, normally so stinky!
But your baby smells like my mom's summer candle.
Wow, yeah! Fame would be so good for my baby's future career!
Augie, I don't think I'm comfortable with--
Aw, is baby getting cranky?
Nothing a little milky won't fix!
Augie! But no, it's me! Yakky!
Aw, she likes it! You're such a good mom!
So? Will you star in our show?
I think Melonie would love that!
Oh, no... I feel the fear toots coming on.
Aw, yeah! Front row seats for the new show they're filming!
Good afternoon, my gorgeous audience queens!
We're gonna do something new! Exciting! Original, even!
We're gonna premiere an entirely different show!
Hit it!
♪ What's new, baby? ♪
♪ What's new baby? ♪
♪ The name of the show is ♪
♪ What's new baby? ♪
Wow, is that Augie? Good for her.
Hello, everyone! And welcome!
It's your friends, Mama and happy Baby Melonie here!
Zim-zam-zommy, let me teach you how to Mommy!
First, let's learn how to rock-a-bye baby!
Gently rocking your baby is the best way to help them sleep soundly and peacefully.
Let's get started!
Zim-zam-zommy, here comes Mommy!
Augie, please stop shaking me!
Hmm. Something's not right.
Now I'm gonna show you how to give a baby a bath!
Augie, please!
Zim-zam-zommy!
All clean!
Someone, help! I'm not a baby! I'm not a baby!
Wait... do I hear Yakky in that baby melon?
And this is how you feed the baby!
Augie, please no. There's ants all over that!
Mm-mm-mm. Who's a yummy happy baby?
The ants! The ants are in the melon!
Zim-zam-zommy, baby loves Mommy.
Oh, gosh! They're all over me!
Sorry, Augie, but this baby business is over!
Melonie? What's going on?
Melonie, are you okay?
All right, everyone! Show's over! Go home!
I hope she's just handled it okay.
Aw, I was just waiting for the next thing that was gonna happen.
See ya at home, Shag!
I'm not ready for my baby to leave me!
Augie, will you stop crying and listen to me?
Ay-yo, stop yo crying.
Big daddy Shag is here now.
And I've brought an adult-sized bowl of strawberry candies for the good little mamas.
Candy?
Yep, it goes over there.
Candy!
Let me guess.
Augie decided to raise a watermelon as a baby,
the watermelon rolled off the table and you got stuck inside.
Augie convinced herself her love brought you to life.
And now she's dragging you all over town,
showing everyone what a good Mommy she is.
Wow. Good guess, Shag! You gotta help me out of this.
I've tried to break free, but she won't let me go!
What do we do?
Hmm... if she can't seem to let her baby go,
then we just gotta have baby... grow up!
Ah, now back to being the great mom of a baby!
Oh, Augie, look!
Your baby is taking her first steps!
You should be so proud!
Your good parenting is making baby grow big and strong!
I... I... I'm...
the best mother in the whole world!
Oh, come here!
My baby is so talented and cute!
And I raised her so good!
Aw, I'm the best mommy ever!
- Baby's first words! - Ointment.
Baby's first day at school!
Baby's teen phase! Baby's E-Girl phase.
Baby's slacker 20-something phase!
Baby's graduating! Baby's first job!
Baby's first cat! Baby's more cats!
Baby's rapidly aging!
How time flies in the eyes of a mother.
Mama, come here.
It's okay, sweetie. Mama's got you!
You know, baby's gotta go now.
Thanks for letting me be your mom.
I'll tell everybody on Baby Planet about you!
Goodbye baby!
Zim-zam-zommy!
See ya later, Mommy.
Oh, hey, Yakky!
You're just in time to send baby's bits to Valhalla.
Fire!
So, who wants to go play hide and seek?
And now it's time for a new-new show!
What's New, Eagle?
Ow, ow, ow! Oh, that hurts!
Why won't you help me?