Kabong Scouts! Kabong Scouts!
Hoo, hah, hey!
All right scouts.
Today you'll be earning your "Lil' Professional" badges.
Each group gets to go work with a different adult in town.
And you get to help them do their job for a day.
Ooh, cool!
To be a cog in the machine.
Lambsy and Cavey Jr.
You'll be helping Cindy do risky heart surgeries at the hospital.
Cardiovascular!
Ruff and Reddy.
You'll be helping Touche Turtle and the police
catch dangerous criminals.
Augie, Yakky, Shag, you'll be helping...
Ooh.
Peter Potamus delivering some mail or something.
Aw!
This is wack, yo.
Yeah. Delivering mail is going to be so boring.
But just think about earning that shiny new badge.
I'm putting mine on my sash right here,
next to my badge for "Advanced Zen Meditation."
I'm gonna put mine next to the "Smooth Jazz Performance."
And I'm going to put mine
right under my badge for "Bakes-manship."
Just in case it gets boring up there, I brought some bread
so we can feed birds midair.
I'm a bird.
Oh! My little disciples have arrived.
Climb aboard younglings and I shall teach you the ways of the sky.
Oh, it's so nice having visitors for once.
- You can call me Mr. P-P. - No.
Woah! This feels a lot bigger when you're actually standing on it.
Our mission today is to deliver that package to Snagglepuss.
He paid for super rush delivery.
What, that's it?
All of this for one dinky package?
And if any of you get airsick, like I usually do,
you can ask SoSo for a nausea bag.
- Ahhh! - Has this guy been standing there this whole time?
Let us away. Whee!
♪ Delivering mail In my airship ♪
♪ Of dreams! ♪
♪ Anime, anime, anime ♪
♪ Skypools, and sirens And pirates oh my! ♪
♪ Watch out for the dangers That live in the sky! ♪
Does this thing go any faster?
♪ Delivering mail In my airship of dreams! ♪
♪ Fune wa watashi No joseidesuuuuuuuu! ♪
Mr. P-P's out cold.
Uh-oh, what's happening?
- Oh. We're dropping fast. - Kabong Scouts!
Do something!
Okay, we're gonna have to lose some weight.
No, no, no.
We can't drop the package or we won't get our badges.
Crisis averted.
Ahhh!
Looks like you're headed toward inclement weather.
He speaks.
It's a skypool.
It's like a whirlpool, but up.
Isn't that essentially a tornado?
Yes, but this is significantly more perilous.
Well, what do we do?
Oh, come on!
How do we get out of this thing?
Sky shark!
We gotta boost our way outta here.
Life vest!
My cell phone that should only be used for emergencies.
Peter's pilot license.
How are we supposed to fight against this force of nature?
Now we're never going to get our badges.
Wait. Of course. Badge!
I see the way.
Woah. Shag got enlightened!
Instead of fighting against the skypool,
we should become one with it.
Hold.
Now!
- Woah. - The mesosphere.
Purdy.
Is that... music?
Air Sirens.
These ones appear to be of the Roman variety.
They're beautiful.
♪ Sit back, chillax And listen to our rhyme ♪
♪ Let's all bounce With our friends ♪
♪ And have a funky good time! ♪
♪ Dance your socks off With the crew! ♪
♪ And bust a sweet move Like it's '72 ♪
♪ But the coolest, Most hip hop thing you can do ♪
♪ Is crash your boat! Crash your boat! ♪
Wait, what?
♪ Be a cool bro And crash your boat ♪
♪ Crash your boat! ♪
Oh no. What's going on?
I can't control my body.
You've been funkefied.
Countless a sailor have fallen victim to the sirens' funky thrall.
♪ Crash your boat! Crash your boat! ♪
♪ Be a cool boy And crash your boat ♪
No. I don't want to.
Ahhh. I've got to resist.
For the badge.
Wait a second.
The badge!
♪ Crash it! Crash it! ♪
Argh. Argh.
♪ Crash it! Crash it! Oh yeah! ♪
Hey sirens.
Get ready, because I'm about to smooth jazz all over this place.
Ah.
We're free!
- Ah. - Come on... crash... Your boat.
We did it!
Hey, guys, look,
we're almost to our delivery destination!
Whoo-hoo!
- What the... - Ahhh!
Sky pirates!
Does Peter have to deal with all this nonsense
every time he makes a delivery?
Yo ho ho!
I sense you kids are carrying some trey-sure.
Man, no! We do not have time for this.
I'm Captain Swipe.
The most treacherous pirate this side of the Mississip.
Now, allow me to introduce my bawdy crew
Oh, no. We're in a hurry and we'd much--
The First Lady of filth,
Lotta Litter!
My pockets are full of garbage.
Pollution is his solution!
It's Mr. Smog!
Looks like we've got--
Like we've got--
Like, like we've--
She's got all the hot scoops.
The Gossipy Witch!
I hear you kids like to make sculptures out of your ear wax.
How embarrassing for you.
No!
It's gossip, Shag. She's making it up.
Now pirates. Let us pirate!
Protect the package at all cost!
Give us the treasure, or I'll garbage ya.
Never. Ew ew stop!
Take it, Shag.
Hey kid.
Those two friends of yours say you got weird, creepy baby feet.
No! They wouldn't.
Just saying what I heard, kid.
Ooh!
Pull my finger.
What? Ew! No.
Ahhh! The package!
Thanks, kiddo.
A-ha. The treasure is ours. See ya later, chumps!
May I suggest we go to the battle bridge?
We had access to this the whole time?
Get ready to eat ball, pirates!
Copilots, give me the stats.
A. Four. Right. Ham. Shoot!
Oh butternuts! We don't have enough firepower.
Okay, what would El Kabong do?
Bakes-manship. That's it.
Hey, Shag, toss me your leftover bread from earlier.
Gotcha, jerks. Fire!
Ha! Guess they ran out of ammo.
Hooray!
Oh no. Oh no.
We sustained too much damage to stay afloat.
Oh boy, oh boy, I sure am lucky I survived that fall.
Things are looking up for one Peter Vasilios Potamus!
We're good.
Congratulations, children.
You have survived the treacherous trials of the sky.
Yeah, no thanks to you!
Ya dingus.
If I had helped you, you wouldn't have learned anything.
Yeah, but we're kids. We could have died!
But you didn't, did you?
Goodbye.
Ugh. What a nightmare.
Hey look. We landed right next to Snagglepuss' house.
Ding-dong, even.
Special delivery!
Oh. It's finally here. My special travel pillow.
Oh, so soft.
Oh, well, whatever.
Well I guess we're done now.
Hooray! We got our badges.
This calls for some celebratory bread.
Shag, no!