Donations!
Donations for the needy.
Oh, bless your heart.
No, bless you.
Holiday wreaths!
Get your holiday wreaths here.
Hey, everybody line up for a one of a kind rustic sleigh ride.
What the...
Oh, limited edition!
Great job everyone!
I bet we brought in twice the haul we did last year.
Yeah, and I feel twice as burned out as last year.
- Uh-huh. - Yeah.
Hmm, I suppose we have earned a vacation.
Any suggestions?
Somewhere I can get a killer tan!
An all you can eat buffet.
It'd be nice to have a quiet spot to read through all my graphic novels.
And Spooky wants to blast her glutes.
I wanna go somewhere tropical.
Huh. With this kinda dough we can go anywhere we want.
Woah, woah, woah. Have you forgotten what we do?
Why should we pay for a vacation
when we can scam one?
We're here with police chief Touche Turtle
who has just captured the infamous "Dread Baron".
So officer, tell us how you do it?
My job is to keep the city safe from any and all danger.
If you do a crime, you will get punished...
And you'll go here!
Santo Relaxo Minimum Security Prison.
Featuring the latest up-to-date amenities
including a fully stocked library.
A fancy boy tanning salon.
All the latest gym equipment and poolside service.
And don't let us forget our fully stocked tropical juice bar.
Wow! Even juice?
Remember folks. Don't do crime.
Or you could end up in this horrible place.
Crime doesn't pay.
Ladies and gentlemen, I have an idea.
We're going to get the best vacation ever...
by getting arrested.
Hah-hah!
Alright, here he comes guys. Let's get arrested.
Alright officer, you caught us red handed.
You bet I did...
Caught you red handed doing some sick moves.
What?
It's a good thing I happened upon you guys.
Cause I've been looking for someone to rep my new sports drink.
Turtle Sweat Sport!
Explain to me what we're doing again?
It's simple! We'll fill these balloons up with whipped cream
and send them floating into the sky.
Then, when they pop, everyone will get covered in whipped cream
and we'll get arrested for sure.
But wouldn't it be way simpler to just spray the whipped cream
directly onto everyone ourselves?
Brain, we need to have a serious conversation
about your sense of whimsy. Fly my pretties.
Hm, I guess this pie is okay...
but something is missing.
Wow! Thanks, Magic Sky!
Aw man, now I want pie.
If stealing a boat won't get us arrested,
then I don't know what will!
Spooky! Ramming speed!
Santo Relaxo here we come.
What the?
Hey, everyone!
They brought a real boat!
Why, this is the greatest
"dress like a pirate day" ever!
Arg!
That's the spirit!
Wow, can't even tell it's you, TC.
Alright, you guys stay here and wait for my signal!
Hmm... Add some more flames and speed lines.
Perfect. Great job, officers.
This is an excellent use of our police budget.
- Oh my! - Oh.
My name is... Uh
Special Detective Dibby uh Dibby Dickerson.
And yes, I've got a hot scoop.
There's no way they'll fall for something this stupid.
Oh my gosh! A real special detective.
Or whatever, I guess I don't know anything, geez.
Always nice to meet a fellow officer,
Detective Dickerson.
You actually picked a good day to come by,
we just so happened to be understaffed today.
Guys, I'm stuck.
I just stopped by to warn you guys about some super bad criminal types
who should totally go to prison for doing bad stuff.
The cool skateboarders from earlier.
I guess their sickest trick of all was deceiving me.
These sick puppies thought it would be funny
to draw mustaches on a bunch of babies,
and put baby clothes on a bunch of old men.
Now nobody can tell who's the babies and who's the old men.
That's a violation of the Clean-Shaven Baby Act of 1907.
We have to catch these criminals!
I agree! I bet if they walked in right now
you'd send them right to Santo Relaxo.
No way!
Based on what you've told me,
I'd send them to Santo Paino.
The maximum security prison.
A correctional institution where prisoners will face a nightmarish world
of never-ending fire and torment.
Ooh, single ply? Ah, that's barbaric.
I know, isn't it great?
Just what those baby moustaching monsters deserve.
Ahh, you know, actually, about those criminals
I think I may have made a mistake actually.
I'm just gonna be on my way...
I'm gonna shuffle and sneak out the.
So, are we arrested yet?
Skateboarder criminals!
They're onto us! Cheese it!
After Them
They're gaining on us.
Alright, I think we're in the clear.
But we're gonna have to lay low for a bit.
Everybody, find a disguise.
Hey!
You're not my grandson.
Uh, yes I am.
Okay, how do we make this thing go faster?
Uh... TC.
Men near the tracks! We gotta go the other way!
We can't! Look!
Oh no! This tracks got a baby on it!
I think you might have those two mixed up.
We'll have to switch to the other, other track.
An old man juggling a bunch of babies.
A baby inside a priceless vase!
Old man in a full body cast!
No, a lifetime supply of Turtle Sweat.
How did that get there?
We definitely can't hit that.
That's approximately $35 worth of free merchandise.
Keep switching tracks!
An old lady painting a baby!
A baby vending machine!
An entire parade of babies!
Ugh, why does literally every track have a thing on it?
TC, which track do we pick?
None of them.
Oh, that wasn't so bad.
Oh, that wasn't...
Oh yeah, that was bad. That was really bad.
Don't worry, guys. They'll never take us alive.
Oh, thank goodness we finally caught up with you,
Detective Dickerson!
What now?
We've been trying to give you your reward.
You're paying me?
Of course. You helped us catch those skateboard criminals.
Why else would we be cops? The public good?
Ha! You have made one fatal mistake, officers.
If you think our best bud is gonna turn us in for a bit of cash,
you are sadly mistake-- ah, are you kidding me?
Enjoy your trip to Santo Paino, criminals.
Man, I can't believe TC sold us out.
Oh, This is terrible.
We're white collar criminals. We're not built for prison.
Yeah, maybe Spooky will be okay.
Surprise!
TC.
I don't get it. How did you pull all that off?
Just a simple matter of switching some signs and hijacking a plane.
Although, I guess in the end you guys were right.
It really would have been easier to just pay for a vacation.
No way!
This is way cooler.
Well hey! I guess everything worked fine out for everybody.
Hooray!
Guys? I'm still stuck in here.
Anybody? I have to go to the bathroom.
Aw man.