Eh, good enough!
Oh, boy, oh, boy.
Today is the day my ham of the month is delivered!
Where's my package?
Where's my battery-powered toilet plunger?
Where's my battery-powered battery charger?
Where's my battery-powered ab crunching machine?
Who's gonna be caliente!
Muy, muy caliente!
Now, now, I'm just as steamed as the rest of y'all.
Stealing packages is a despicable crime.
If the crook is out here listening to this right now,
just know that I'll never forgive them for this.
Never ever... ever,
ever, ever, ever, ever. Ever!
So to bring this hooligan to justice,
I've hired the greatest detective minds to help crack the case.
And luckily, I've got a solve one mystery, get one free coupon.
So without further ado,
I'd like to introduce.
The criminal mind. Evil. Hard.
Full of sharp glass. And spiders!
No one knows it like we do.
We are Snooper and Blabber, discount detectives!
Did you know stealing is like popcorn for criminals?
They don't just want one kernel.
They want the whole bag!
First your packages, then what? Your sandwiches?
Not my sandwiches!
Then your bathtubs are next too!
Then how are ya gonna eat? Hm?
How are you gonna bathe?
A package is like a baby!
What would you do if somebody stole your baby?
Oh, well, I'd simply evaporate from the inside out until there was nothing left.
All right, folks.
Don't panic, don't panic.
The best discount detectives--
Snooper and Blabber!
Are on the case.
With our incredible deduction skills,
and everyone in town searching...
we'll apprehend this disgusting thief in no time!
And hopefully before Friday because that's when our rent is due!
That's right. And when we do,
we'll kick 'em out of this city for good!
Show em, Grape Ape!
That was my house.
All right, everyone, time to focus up!
The criminal could be hiding anywhere,
so we need to be on high alert.
And we need to be prepared to catch them when we find them.
Oh, uh, you mean, with a big ol' mouse trap, huh?
Because we started making a big honkin' trap already.
I added the sandwich as bait.
And I added lasers!
This is my self-defense look
for if the thief tries to fight me!
And if they try to come at me from behind--
Boom! Loopy attack!
Ah, fightin' dirty, eh?
That's the discount detective spirit!
All right, we're gonna need eyes searching up above!
Hmm, no thieves up here.
Ooh! But there's a cloud shaped like a banana!
We're gonna need eyes down below, too!
Hm. It stinks in here...
I kinda like it though.
Everyone is a suspect in this town,
so stay vigilant.
This thief is pure evil.
No matter how small
and innocent they may appear!
Well, gee! We're so small and innocent!
We're prime targets for the package thief,
so this was a great idea, Shag.
Glue, please!
There. All done!
Thief can't steal our stuff if it's all glued down!
Should we glue down my hat down too, just in case?
Uh, I don't think you guys gotta do all that...
How do you know?
You some kind of psychic or something?
Well, um, no, I... uh...
I'm the package thief!
Yakky!
Well, it's 'cause I've been doing all these unboxing videos.
Hi, Yak Pak! Yakky here with another unboxing video!
Okay. Here we go...
It's a toothbrush! Let's open another one!
Oh. So you're in it for the thrills, huh?
I can respect that.
I was gonna return everyone's packages after I unboxed them,
but then everyone freaked out!
It's okay, Yakky!
I'm sure if we explain to the mayor what happened
he'll call everything off!
Attention citizens of Jellystone!
This disgusting package thief must be found at all costs!
So keep searching!
I don't care if the thief is some lil' old lady!
Or a dang ol' baby! They will be booted!
Eh. Well, it was nice knowin' ya Yakky.
No, no no.
We'll just return all the packages
without anyone ever finding out!
Well, that's gonna be hard
with everyone goin' all cuckoo bananas in town right now.
Hmm, you're right.
We're gonna need help from the sneakiest and coolest guy in town.
Well, kids, when you confessed it was you who messed up my package deliveries,
I was about to unleash my ultimate form
on your pitiful little husk, Yakky.
But then when you told me it was for unboxing videos, and well...
We've all been there.
Hi, Potamus Pals!
Welcome to another video.
Ah, Don't forget to like and subscribe.
Today we're unboxing the deluxe limited edition super fighting girls figurine.
Uh, here's the second box, okay...
pristine, uh-huh.
Okay, let's see. And another box, as it should be.
Ah, it's good stuff, yeah. Okay and...
I got MiMi Chan!
Wow, guys, best two thousand bucks I've ever spent.
So you get it!
Does that mean you'll help us?
Well, I made an oath when I bought
this authentic ninja gear to only use it for good, not thievery.
But when I see this sweet, innocent pathetic duckling,
I know the cause is just.
So if you kids are ready,
let's suit up.
Oh, no, no, no. That's for display cabinet only!
Oh, no! Why?
Nailed it!
Hurry up with those packages, Shagu-Chan.
Man, you hurry up!
Why'd I get sacked with lugging all the boxes?
All right, kohai,
now we have to use all the skills I taught you.
We must remain hyper focused and-- oh look, a sandwich!
Peter! Hold on! I think it's a trap!
Hush, youngling. I need to re-energize my chi...
Ha-ha! Got ya, sucka!
Wait! I'm not the one you want!
The package thief is Yakky!
Dang it, Peter. You snitch!
It's true. It was me.
I did it for unboxing videos.
Unboxing videos, eh?
Yeah, we've all been there.
Welcome back to another video, big belly boys!
And here's a shout out to all you tiny belly boys in the back!
Today we're unboxing our mystery meal of the month blind boxes.
Let's dig in.
Well, sweet! I got a giant meal!
I just got a bunch of mayo packets.
What was in your package, Cindy?
Oh!
I just got a birthday card from my mom.
Don't forget to like and subscribe!
Well, don't worry.
From one unboxing buddy to another,
we'll help you out!
Yay! Thanks, Yogi!
Um, hello? Can I have another sandwich?
Uh, I guess I'll just follow you guys.
Shh! Be stealthier! Like a ninja!
Man, shut your pie hole!
Ain't nobody out here anyway.
Three against one, eh? No problem!
Quick! Grab her!
Not so fast!
Time to turn you package thieves in!
Wait! I did it for some unboxing videos!
Yakky? Unboxing videos?
Yeah, we've all been there.
Welcome back to another video, Jabber fans!
Today we're unboxing a saucy little gift.
Inch High Private Eye!
Oh, hey, you single?
Well, your secret is safe with us.
Now let's go put the rest of those packages back before anyone finds out.
Yay! We delivered all the packages!
Thank you, everyone.
Yakky, you should have just told us
you were doing unboxing videos in the beginning
I didn't know everyone in town would be a freak for unboxing videos like me!
Well, there's one person who doesn't know about unboxing videos.
Howdy, y'all, what's this big crowd for?
Did you guys catch the package thief?
That disgusting, disgusting package thief?
Oh, uh, Mayor Huck!
The craziest thing happened.
All the packages mysteriously showed up.
It must have been some weird, invisible package phenomenon.
Definitely not because of unboxing videos.
Hm... Well, ain't that wonderful!
Sorry to waste your time, folks.
The case is all wrapped up!
Do we still get paid?
Well, that depends.
Is that coupon still good?
Uh, yes.
Well, then, yeah!
Woo-hoo!
We solved our first crime, baby! Five stars! Yayee!
I knew after 34 years we'd eventually get one.
Hoo, Yakky! That was a close one.
Yeah. Now we know what happens
when unboxing videos go too far!
Yeah, that's for sure!
So, you guys wanna go unbox something?
- Man, I thought you'd never ask! - Woo! Let's do it!
Welcome back to another video, Huckleberry hunnies.
Today we're unboxing an exciting package.
Well, look at that! Inch High Private Eye.
I can see why everybody likes this.
Okay, back in the box you go.