Yogi, Yogi, Yogi, you almost forgot that lunch
I lovingly packed you.
Thanks, little buddy.
Good thing, I packed a spare.
You're my number one guy, Boo Boo.
Oh, won't somebody help this poor little orphan?
Excuse me, sir?
Could you spare a few dollars
to help this poor, unfortunate street urchin?
Oh, sure. How's five bucks?
Oh, ho, ho, well, you see, he only eats caviar.
Yeah, I'm a fancy boy.
Oh, well, how about a 50 then?
But I'm very fancy boy.
Oh, you are!
You really are a fancy boy.
Here, just take my whole wallet.
Benny, you are my number one guy.
"I bet we can do it if we believe in ourselves,"
said Dino boy.
"But just then, the ground began to shake."
That's enough for tonight.
- Oh! - Goodnight.
Good morning!
Hey, little buddy.
Uh oh. Looks like we're out of your--
Yabba Dabba Delicious oatmeal
with the melting candy dinosaur eggs.
Oh, man!
I'll just go get some more from the store.
You're the best, Boo Boo.
- Go ahead. - Na, na, na, na, you go ahead.
Oh, no, I insist.
Honestly, I'd rather have the flax oatmeal.
Those omega-3s really lube up the old hairballs.
Yes, finally, somebody gets it.
Yogi says it tastes like wallpaper paste.
But, you know, he could really use the fiber.
Uh, but it's way up there. I mean...
Who could possibly reach that?
Well... what if I stood on your shoulders?
You know, I could get the oatmeal down for the both of us.
Uh, okay, sure.
Boy, I'm gonna feel that in the morning.
Oh, me too.
Man, we have so much in common.
Eh, too bad I already have a best friend.
Well, goodbye forever.
Oh, wait. Hear me out!
Okay. What if... I know this is crazy,
we could have more than one best friend.
I don't know. The best friend bond is sacred.
Then again, my horoscope did say to live dangerously
and to avoid squirrels with tiny hats.
It was oddly specific.
Oh, what the heck!
Benny, will you hang out with me?
Yes, a thousand times, yes.
What should we do?
Go ahead. No, no, you, you...
Hibachi outdoor barbecue!
Yeah, it'll be great!
No, you hang up.
No, you. Okay, you first.
Okay, one, two, three.
- Hi, Yogi. - Hey, Boo Boo.
Uh, sorry I'm late.
I met this great guy.
Spill that tea, buddy.
Oh, man, you'd just love him.
Oh, he's the nicest, the most smartest--
Great networking, Benny.
I love that you're getting out there.
Oh, it's not a scam. It's friendship.
I like that angle.
- Well, we were thinking about getting together for-- - Hibachi barbecue.
Barbecue! This guy seems like a real winner.
And tell him Yogi needs more shrimp.
I know, Yogi. I know.
Ladies and gentlemen,
thank you for dining with us this afternoon.
We start our presentation with Mount Saint Onions.
Whoa!
Or the flying shish kebab.
Hey, Boo boo.
What do you call a shrimp ballet?
I don't know, Benny.
What do you call a shrimp ballet?
Prawn Lake.
Ta-da! Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Benny and Boo Boo sure do get along great, huh?
Benny, guess what?
Chicken butt.
A little too well, if you ask me.
- Huh? - Oh, it's nothing, man.
Just sometimes, you know, when your best buddy meets a...
new best buddy, they sort of, you know, sort of...
forget about you.
No way.
Me and Boo Boo, we're like peanut butter and jelly,
chocolate and bananas, gravy and apricots.
Oh, nothing could ever break us up.
Well, I hope you're right, friend.
I hope you are right.
Well, luckily, I'm always right.
Okay, Mr. Mildew,
let's listen to those guts, huh?
Boo Boo, uh, hand me the arm squeezer.
Boo Boo, squeezer?
I know what that's like.
All my friends have abandoned me as well.
Oh, Boo Boo would never abandon me.
We're like lima beans in soy sauce.
All right, now, let's see.
Aha, here's the arm squeezer.
Actual living.
Mr. Mildew,
Your blood pressure.
Ouch!
I'm having so much fun.
I can't even remember my life before this.
Boo Boo?
I guess Top Cat was right.
I sure was.
I hate to say I told you so, pal, but I did.
And so... I will--
You got to help me get Boo Boo back.
I just miss him so much.
I hear you, pal.
I miss Benny too.
I think we've got to break them up.
Gee, I don't know.
They're so happy together.
Yogi, look at us.
We're a wreck without our little buddies.
We are?
What you need is a plan,
and lucky for you, I got a great one.
All I need is a children's amusement park rides,
some Halloween costumes, 12 cases of orange soda for Murrell.
and... ten dollars.
Okay.
I will need the ten dollars upfront cash.
Hm.
My socktopus overtakes your sweater setter.
Static cling attack.
Oh, wow, you're really good at laundry battle, Boo Boo.
Oh, I don't wanna brag, but, yeah, I am Jellystone's
three-time fluff-and-fold champion.
All aboard.
Can I offer you a free ride on Jellystone's
Friendship Express, the most fun ride in the world
for best friends who love each other very much.
It's us!
Your carriage awaits.
Why, thank you, monsieur.
Friendship away!
Today's the day I get over my rational fear
of tiny trains.
The eagle is in the nest.
It's macaroni time.
Great! I'll have two servings.
No, Yogi. Macaroni is the signal.
But why would you say macaroni when it's not time for lunch?
- I'm just gonna pull it. - You said I could pull it.
- Benny! - Boo Boo!
- Benny, what's happening? - I don't know.
Mustache man, something's wrong.
You've got to stop the train.
Yogi, it's me, Top Cat.
Oh, yeah.
Yogi? Top Cat? What's going on?
It was all part of my brilliant scam.
Once I saw you two couldn't get enough of each other,
I tricked Yogi into feeling sorry for himself,
and he paid me ten smackaroos to break you two up.
Yogi, why would you do this to me?
We were just so sad without you guys.
Me and Top Cat just wanted our little buddies back.
Nah, I just want to make a quick buck,
and now Benny and I are $10 richer.
Benny, you were in on this too?
Boo Boo, no! I would never!
Ha-ha! Don't be so modest, Benny,
with my little honeypot.
You set me up.
You... You all did!
Yogi, after all I've done for you?
It wasn't personal, Boo Boo.
It's just about me and my feelings!
And Benny, I trusted you.
- And Top Cat! - Hmm?
I thought we were cool.
You may have destroyed a friendship today,
but I'm not letting you keep that dirty, dirty money.
Hey! My $10.
Hey.
Easy now, Boo Boo.
Let's not do anything we might regret.
Just hand over the money.
You know what? Fine!
If all you care about is your dirty money,
then you can have it.
Very cool of you, Boo Boo.
I can see why Benny like you so much.
Benny! What are you doing?
You should be ashamed.
You're perfectly executed scheme has destroyed
a beautiful friendship.
Boo Boo means more to me than...
than all the $10 in the world.
And if it means giving him up, then I don't want it.
Do you hear yourself right now?
Because that's crazy talk.
Just give me the money.
No!
Aw, that's so beauti-- Ah!
Do you really mean all that?
Yeah, I really did.
Friends?
Best friends.
- We're crashing! - No, it's called hugging.
No, look!
♪ Train track bananas ♪
♪ Not gonna look around ♪
My banana!
All right, Benny, you've had your fun.
Ten dollars' worth of fun. Scam's over, buddy.
Time to go. You could take off the mustache now, Yogi.
- Why? - Hey, I gotta go.
Could we hang out tomorrow?
Can I, Yogi?
Ah, jeez.
I guess I can share my little buddy.
Look how happy they are.
How about I take Boo Boo
Mondays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays,
and you can have them Tuesdays and Sundays.
Well, what about Friday?
That's bath night!
- Can we have a bath night, TC? - No.
What about a shower?
Benny, we're cats.
A loofah party.
I don't even know what that is, Benny.
Hello?
Help?
I was also on the train.