[theme music playing]
[tires screeching]
[Doggie Daddy] One daddy sized corn on a stick, please.
And the cutest little corn on a stick
for my smookie, pookie, dookie, lookie, poopsie, oopsie.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
[alarm blaring]
Well, it's that time again.
Oh man! I gotta hide my imported monthly subscription-based
Japanese snack crate!
Oh, oh, oh...
[rumbling]
[dramatic music playing]
[rumbling]
[grunts]
Oh, Grape Ape, please!
Oh, whatever you do, don't eat my Japanese... [screams]
Oh, God, I can't!
[screaming]
Our corn!
[crunching]
[Mildew Wolf] Oh no! Grape Ape, please, not my giant peeled banana!
Oh no, I just peeled it.
What! So, Grape Ape thinks he can just go around, he can just eat everybody's food
whenever he wants?
Well, yeah, did you see him? He's, like, ten stories tall.
Daddy, will the big scary monkey eat me?
No, of course not, sweet pea.
Now, I'll give him one of these, and I'll give him some of that,
and I'll teach that brute some manners.
Wow!
What's this about teaching Grape Ape some manners?
Oh, no, no, no, no. I was just showing off for Augie. No, I couldn't possibly...
My daddy said he's never let Grape Ape eat me
because my daddy is the bestest daddy ever.
That's why I'm so cute and perfect.
That's right, you're my perfect little angel.
And your daddy can do anything.
[smooches]
Well, I, for one, think your parenting skills
are just what our beloved town needs.
Downsies, please, Mr. Jinks.
You see, we ran some tests on Grape Ape,
and it turns out he has the mind of a toddler.
That, or he's allergic to sunflowers.
Yeah I'm 95, 75 percent sure it's a toddler thing.
What I'm saying is that you could use your clearly superior parenting skills
to quote, "Teach that brute some manners," unquote.
I'm sure any parent could do that.
Not me. My kid turned out like garbage.
Yep, I'm bad to the bone. And single.
Just face it, Doggie Daddy.
Only you can stop Grape Ape's daily walks of terror.
[stammering] I, uh, I...
I always knew you were a big strong hero, daddy.
Oh, of course, Augie Waugie. Your daddy always saves the day.
[all cheering]
Please, mighty hero, allow me to be your steed.
Wait, I thought you were Huckleberry's ride.
Not anymore he's not, hero.
Hero, huh? Well, if you guys insist.
Hiho, Jinksy. Away!
[whinnies like a horse]
[all] ♪ Here he comes protector of our people ♪
♪ Here he comes the one to type right by ♪
♪ Here he comes the father of all fathers ♪
♪ Doggie Daddy's here to save us all from starving ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ He not that big ♪
♪ But he's got that nurturing vibe ♪
♪ He's not that strong ♪
♪ I wonder if he'll survive ♪
♪ He's not that bright ♪
No!
♪ Daddy is a hero and all of you will see ♪
♪ He told me he'd protect me and he never lied to me ♪
[whooping]
♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪
[grunts]
♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪
♪ Daddy's here to save us all from starving and to...♪
[cheering]
Huh, would you look at this? Everyone's cheering for old...
[gasps]
Grape Ape!
[roars]
- Oh no! Not again. - [screaming]
Oh, dang. He's already here.
So, what's your parenting strategy here, Doggie Daddy?
Time out? Take away his video games?
Corporal punishment?
Even better.
Hey, you big primate.
If you stop your rampage right now,
I'll give you a big ol' hug.
Huh?
Miss Augie, have you ever been reprimanded in your entire life?
I like hugs.
Mr. Jinks, could you please grab this little girlie here a blindfold?
She should not see this.
Come on, big guy. Bring it in.
[thuds]
Well, gee, that normally works for Augie.
Time to bring out the big guns.
Please, please, please, please, please, please, please stop eating all our food.
Oh, please. I'll buy ya a new dolly, please, please.
[grunts]
Hey, how about I raise your allowance?
Or 1,000 kisses?
[grunts]
[thudding]
Sure does get dark quick in the winter.
[grunts]
Well, that was incredibly disappointing.
Do you know how much tax money was spent into writing that song at the last second?
Huckleberry, listen to me.
We should all be living in constant fear of Grape Ape.
There's no way anyone could stop him.
Just let him eat anything he wants.
Oh, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
Did you teach Grape Ape some manners, like you said you would?
You're the best daddy ever.
I love how you're so brave and tough and honest.
[shattering]
Oh no, sweetie, I haven't beaten Grape Ape yet.
Daddy, he's just taking a break.
Are you crazy? There's no...
[Doggie Daddy] Huckleberry, come here a sec. Come here.
I can't lie to my sweet baby angel.
I told her I would save the town from Grape Ape, so I'd do it no matter what.
- But you'll probably... - Yeah, I'll probably die.
But I got to do it.
Hmm... well, let's go and at least get you a fighting chance.
Can we get an ice cream?
Mr. Jinks, please go get her some ice cream.
- Why me? - Come on man,
- that's my daughter. - Yeah, come on, man.
That's his daughter.
- Okay. - Whoo-hoo!
Cindy, quick! We got a situation. You see...
[Cindy] Let me guess...
You tried to discipline Grape Ape the same way you discipline Augie
and you got destroyed.
But you don't want to let your baby girl down so you need to try again.
- Yeah, how did you... - Because I'm Cindy Bear,
and I've got the biggest brain in town.
That's why I've already invented a solution.
The Ape Daddy 5000.
- Whoa! - Ooo-ee.
- Wait, where's the head? - That's where your head goes.
How else is Grape Ape supposed to see the stern fatherly look in your eyes
when you tell him he's been a bad boy.
But I've never said that to anyone before, you know?
Augie, she's the perfect little angel. I've never had to be strict with her.
Well, you said it yourself, Doggie Daddy.
You have to do this no matter what.
So take this here guide, and get in the mech.
[Huckleberry] Thank y'all for gathering here again on such short notice.
Is that Doggie Daddy?
No, no, no, he looks completely different.
That's definitely Grape Ape's dad.
Now, we're here to a do-over
of today's embarrassing Doggie Daddy versus Grape Ape debacle.
We are sure as sugar
that we'll put a stop to Grape Ape's town-wide scourge this time.
Mostly because we got this cool big mech now.
[chattering]
[whoops]
And because of my sharpened parenting skills, right?
Uh, yes.
Raise the bait!
Curse me and my beautiful big bananas.
[Huckleberry] Make sure you really shake that banana, Mildew.
[sniffles]
[grunting]
Uh, guys, I think he took the bait.
All right, Doggie Daddy, you're up.
Okay, okay, gotta be strict. I can do this, I can do this, I can do this.
[stomping]
Right then, fellas. Let's kick it, tax-funded 10-man orchestra style.
[light hearted music playing]
[dramatic music playing]
Dada?
See? I told you.
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm your dada.
And you've been a, uh...
A less than proper boy.
[blows raspberry]
[sighs]
[grunts]
Grape Ape, you're being a very bad boy.
[whimpering]
No bad. Good!
Oh, wow. I actually said that.
Okay, it's strict parenting time.
You have been very naughty eating everyone's hard-earned food.
Ah!
You're grounded until you learned what you've done.
[grunts]
And I'm taking away all of your video game privileges!
[yells]
♪ La la la la ♪
Huh?
And another thing, don't do this, don't do that.
Daddy?
Now, then, I think you know what I'm about to say.
Go to your room!
Daddy, why are you acting so mean?
Oh, sweetie. No, I'm so sorry you had to hear that,
but you see, Grape Ape, he's been a very bad boy.
And someone had to talk to him about his behavior and I couldn't let you down. So...
Not daddy!
[dramatic music playing]
Daddy!
[all gasping]
Ape Daddy 5000!
I mean, uh, oh no, Doggie Daddy.
Cut the music, guys.
[music stops]
Daddy got hurt?
[grunts in anger]
[grunting]
[Augie] Hey, you!
You think this is funny?
Yeah, I'm talking to you, bubble gum butt!
Where do you get off? You think hurting my daddy is cool,
after you selfishly ravaged the whole town?
You oughta to be ashamed of yourself.
People worked hard for that food,
and you just come in and steal it.
Have you ever thought about their feelings?
No. You haven't.
You deserve to stay hungry if your only solution is to take, take, take, take, take.
You can come back into town when you've learned about empathy,
and what it means to not be a big jerk.
So, go to your room under the ocean.
[gurgles]
Hmph.
[all cheering]
I forgive you for being mean, Daddy.
Thanks, sweetie.
[playing trumpet]
[theme music playing]