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One daddy
sized corn on a stick, please.
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And the cutest little corn
on a stick
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for my smookie,
pookie, dookie,
lookie, poopsie, oopsie.
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Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
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Well, it's that time again.
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Oh man! I gotta hide
my imported monthly
subscription-based
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Japanese snack crate!
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Oh, oh, oh...
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Oh, Grape Ape, please!
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Oh, whatever you do,
don't eat my Japanese...
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Oh, God, I can't!
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Our corn!
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Oh no!
Grape Ape, please,
not my giant peeled banana!
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Oh no, I just peeled it.
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What! So, Grape Ape thinks
he can just go around, he can
just eat everybody's food
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whenever he wants?
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Well, yeah, did you see him?
He's, like, ten stories tall.
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Daddy, will the big scary
monkey eat me?
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No, of course not, sweet pea.
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Now, I'll give him
one of these,
and I'll give him some of that,
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and I'll teach that brute
some manners.
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Wow!
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What's this about
teaching Grape Ape
some manners?
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Oh, no, no, no, no. I was
just showing off for Augie.
No, I couldn't possibly...
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My daddy said he's never let
Grape Ape eat me
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because my daddy
is the bestest daddy ever.
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That's why I'm so cute
and perfect.
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That's right,
you're my perfect little angel.
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And your daddy can do anything.
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Well, I, for one, think
your parenting skills
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are just what
our beloved town needs.
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Downsies, please, Mr. Jinks.
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You see, we ran some tests
on Grape Ape,
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and it turns out he has
the mind of a toddler.
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That, or he's allergic
to sunflowers.
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Yeah I'm 95, 75 percent sure
it's a toddler thing.
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What I'm saying is that
you could use your clearly
superior parenting skills
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to quote, "Teach that brute
some manners," unquote.
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I'm sure any parent
could do that.
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Not me. My kid turned out
like garbage.
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Yep, I'm bad to the bone.
And single.
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Just face it, Doggie Daddy.
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Only you can stop Grape Ape's
daily walks of terror.
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I, uh, I...
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I always knew you were
a big strong hero, daddy.
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Oh, of course, Augie Waugie.
Your daddy always
saves the day.
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Please, mighty hero,
allow me to be your steed.
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Wait, I thought you were
Huckleberry's ride.
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Not anymore he's not, hero.
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Hero, huh?
Well, if you guys insist.
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Hiho, Jinksy. Away!
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♪ Here he comes
protector of our people ♪
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♪ Here he comes
the one to type right by ♪
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♪ Here he comes
the father of all fathers ♪
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♪ Doggie Daddy's here
to save us all from starving ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ He not that big ♪
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♪ But he's got
that nurturing vibe ♪
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♪ He's not that strong ♪
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♪ I wonder if he'll survive ♪
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♪ He's not that bright ♪
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No!
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♪ Daddy is a hero
and all of you will see ♪
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♪ He told me he'd protect me
and he never lied to me ♪
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♪ La la la la la
la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la
la la la la la ♪
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♪ La la la la la
la la la la la ♪
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♪ Daddy's here to save us all
from starving and to...♪
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Huh, would you look at this?
Everyone's cheering for old...
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Grape Ape!
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Oh no! Not again.
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Oh, dang. He's already here.
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So, what's your parenting
strategy here, Doggie Daddy?
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Time out? Take away
his video games?
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Corporal punishment?
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Even better.
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Hey, you big primate.
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If you stop
your rampage right now,
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I'll give you a big ol' hug.
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Huh?
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Miss Augie, have you
ever been reprimanded
in your entire life?
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I like hugs.
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Mr. Jinks, could you please
grab this little girlie here
a blindfold?
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She should not see this.
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Come on, big guy. Bring it in.
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Well, gee, that normally
works for Augie.
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Time to bring out the big guns.
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Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please
stop eating all our food.
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Oh, please. I'll buy ya
a new dolly, please, please.
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Hey, how about
I raise your allowance?
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Or 1,000 kisses?
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Sure does get dark quick
in the winter.
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Well, that was
incredibly disappointing.
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Do you know how much tax money
was spent into writing
that song at the last second?
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Huckleberry, listen to me.
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We should all be living
in constant fear of Grape Ape.
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There's no way
anyone could stop him.
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Just let him eat
anything he wants.
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Oh, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy,
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Did you teach Grape Ape
some manners,
like you said you would?
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You're the best daddy ever.
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I love how you're so brave
and tough and honest.
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Oh no, sweetie,
I haven't beaten Grape Ape yet.
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Daddy, he's just taking
a break.
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Are you crazy? There's no...
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Huckleberry,
come here a sec.
Come here.
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I can't lie to
my sweet baby angel.
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I told her I would save
the town from Grape Ape,
so I'd do it no matter what.
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- But you'll probably...
- Yeah, I'll probably die.
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But I got to do it.
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Hmm... well,
let's go and at least
get you a fighting chance.
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Can we get an ice cream?
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Mr. Jinks, please go
get her some ice cream.
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- Why me?
- Come on man,
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- that's my daughter.
- Yeah, come on, man.
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That's his daughter.
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- Okay.
- Whoo-hoo!
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Cindy, quick!
We got a situation. You see...
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Let me guess...
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You tried to discipline
Grape Ape the same way
you discipline Augie
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and you got destroyed.
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But you don't want to let
your baby girl down
so you need to try again.
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- Yeah, how did you...
- Because I'm Cindy Bear,
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and I've got
the biggest brain in town.
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That's why I've already
invented a solution.
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The Ape Daddy 5000.
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- Whoa!
- Ooo-ee.
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- Wait, where's the head?
- That's where your head goes.
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How else is Grape Ape supposed
to see the stern fatherly look
in your eyes
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when you tell him
he's been a bad boy.
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But I've never said that
to anyone before, you know?
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Augie, she's the perfect
little angel. I've never had
to be strict with her.
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Well, you said it yourself,
Doggie Daddy.
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You have to do this
no matter what.
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So take this here guide,
and get in the mech.
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Thank y'all
for gathering here again
on such short notice.
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Is that Doggie Daddy?
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No, no, no, he looks
completely different.
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That's definitely
Grape Ape's dad.
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Now, we're here to a do-over
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of today's embarrassing
Doggie Daddy versus
Grape Ape debacle.
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We are sure as sugar
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that we'll put a stop
to Grape Ape's
town-wide scourge this time.
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Mostly because
we got this cool big mech now.
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And because of my sharpened
parenting skills, right?
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Uh, yes.
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Raise the bait!
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Curse me and my beautiful
big bananas.
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Make sure
you really shake
that banana, Mildew.
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Uh, guys, I think
he took the bait.
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All right, Doggie Daddy,
you're up.
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Okay, okay, gotta be strict.
I can do this, I can do this,
I can do this.
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Right then, fellas.
Let's kick it, tax-funded
10-man orchestra style.
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Dada?
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See? I told you.
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Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, I'm your dada.
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And you've been a, uh...
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A less than proper boy.
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Grape Ape, you're being
a very bad boy.
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No bad. Good!
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Oh, wow. I actually said that.
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Okay,
it's strict parenting time.
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You have been very naughty
eating everyone's
hard-earned food.
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Ah!
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You're grounded
until you learned
what you've done.
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And I'm taking away all of
your video game privileges!
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♪ La la la la ♪
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Huh?
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And another thing,
don't do this, don't do that.
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Daddy?
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Now, then, I think you know
what I'm about to say.
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Go to your room!
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Daddy, why are you acting
so mean?
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Oh, sweetie. No, I'm so sorry
you had to hear that,
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but you see, Grape Ape,
he's been a very bad boy.
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And someone had to talk to him
about his behavior and
I couldn't let you down. So...
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Not daddy!
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Daddy!
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Ape Daddy 5000!
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I mean, uh, oh no,
Doggie Daddy.
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Cut the music, guys.
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Daddy got hurt?
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Hey, you!
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You think this is funny?
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Yeah, I'm talking to you,
bubble gum butt!
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Where do you get off?
You think hurting my daddy
is cool,
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after you selfishly
ravaged the whole town?
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You oughta to be ashamed
of yourself.
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People worked hard
for that food,
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and you just come in
and steal it.
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Have you ever thought
about their feelings?
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No. You haven't.
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You deserve to stay hungry
if your only solution is to
take, take, take, take, take.
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You can come back into town
when you've learned
about empathy,
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and what it means to not be
a big jerk.
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So, go to your room
under the ocean.
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Hmph.
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I forgive you
for being mean, Daddy.
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Thanks, sweetie.