1 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:40,833 One daddy sized corn on a stick, please. 2 00:00:40,917 --> 00:00:42,627 And the cutest little corn on a stick 3 00:00:42,627 --> 00:00:46,631 for my smookie, pookie, dookie, lookie, poopsie, oopsie. 4 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:49,926 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 5 00:00:52,595 --> 00:00:54,305 Well, it's that time again. 6 00:00:54,305 --> 00:00:58,184 Oh man! I gotta hide my imported monthly subscription-based 7 00:00:58,184 --> 00:01:00,102 Japanese snack crate! 8 00:01:00,186 --> 00:01:01,813 Oh, oh, oh... 9 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:15,785 Oh, Grape Ape, please! 10 00:01:15,785 --> 00:01:19,247 Oh, whatever you do, don't eat my Japanese... 11 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,374 Oh, God, I can't! 12 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,216 Our corn! 13 00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:41,102 Oh no! Grape Ape, please, not my giant peeled banana! 14 00:01:41,102 --> 00:01:43,729 Oh no, I just peeled it. 15 00:01:43,813 --> 00:01:47,233 What! So, Grape Ape thinks he can just go around, he can just eat everybody's food 16 00:01:47,233 --> 00:01:48,901 whenever he wants? 17 00:01:48,985 --> 00:01:50,903 Well, yeah, did you see him? He's, like, ten stories tall. 18 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:53,906 Daddy, will the big scary monkey eat me? 19 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:55,783 No, of course not, sweet pea. 20 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:58,452 Now, I'll give him one of these, and I'll give him some of that, 21 00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:00,997 and I'll teach that brute some manners. 22 00:02:00,997 --> 00:02:02,582 Wow! 23 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:05,001 What's this about teaching Grape Ape some manners? 24 00:02:05,001 --> 00:02:08,254 Oh, no, no, no, no. I was just showing off for Augie. No, I couldn't possibly... 25 00:02:08,254 --> 00:02:11,257 My daddy said he's never let Grape Ape eat me 26 00:02:11,257 --> 00:02:14,051 because my daddy is the bestest daddy ever. 27 00:02:14,135 --> 00:02:16,721 That's why I'm so cute and perfect. 28 00:02:16,721 --> 00:02:19,348 That's right, you're my perfect little angel. 29 00:02:19,432 --> 00:02:21,434 And your daddy can do anything. 30 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,606 Well, I, for one, think your parenting skills 31 00:02:26,606 --> 00:02:29,400 are just what our beloved town needs. 32 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:31,235 Downsies, please, Mr. Jinks. 33 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,571 You see, we ran some tests on Grape Ape, 34 00:02:33,571 --> 00:02:36,240 and it turns out he has the mind of a toddler. 35 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:38,618 That, or he's allergic to sunflowers. 36 00:02:38,618 --> 00:02:42,580 Yeah I'm 95, 75 percent sure it's a toddler thing. 37 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:46,667 What I'm saying is that you could use your clearly superior parenting skills 38 00:02:46,751 --> 00:02:50,254 to quote, "Teach that brute some manners," unquote. 39 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,006 I'm sure any parent could do that. 40 00:02:52,006 --> 00:02:54,091 Not me. My kid turned out like garbage. 41 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:57,803 Yep, I'm bad to the bone. And single. 42 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:00,973 Just face it, Doggie Daddy. 43 00:03:01,057 --> 00:03:04,894 Only you can stop Grape Ape's daily walks of terror. 44 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:06,312 I, uh, I... 45 00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:09,815 I always knew you were a big strong hero, daddy. 46 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:14,111 Oh, of course, Augie Waugie. Your daddy always saves the day. 47 00:03:16,781 --> 00:03:20,576 Please, mighty hero, allow me to be your steed. 48 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,662 Wait, I thought you were Huckleberry's ride. 49 00:03:22,662 --> 00:03:26,207 Not anymore he's not, hero. 50 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:29,001 Hero, huh? Well, if you guys insist. 51 00:03:29,085 --> 00:03:31,712 Hiho, Jinksy. Away! 52 00:03:34,215 --> 00:03:38,177 ♪ Here he comes protector of our people ♪ 53 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:41,931 ♪ Here he comes the one to type right by ♪ 54 00:03:41,931 --> 00:03:45,643 ♪ Here he comes the father of all fathers ♪ 55 00:03:45,643 --> 00:03:48,980 ♪ Doggie Daddy's here to save us all from starving ♪ 56 00:03:48,980 --> 00:03:50,398 ♪ Yeah ♪ 57 00:03:50,398 --> 00:03:52,483 ♪ He not that big ♪ 58 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,318 ♪ But he's got that nurturing vibe ♪ 59 00:03:54,402 --> 00:03:56,320 ♪ He's not that strong ♪ 60 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,989 ♪ I wonder if he'll survive ♪ 61 00:03:57,989 --> 00:03:59,824 ♪ He's not that bright ♪ 62 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,367 No! 63 00:04:01,367 --> 00:04:04,620 ♪ Daddy is a hero and all of you will see ♪ 64 00:04:04,704 --> 00:04:08,207 ♪ He told me he'd protect me and he never lied to me ♪ 65 00:04:09,709 --> 00:04:13,462 ♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪ 66 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,341 ♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪ 67 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:21,429 ♪ La la la la la la la la la la ♪ 68 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:26,308 ♪ Daddy's here to save us all from starving and to...♪ 69 00:04:27,977 --> 00:04:30,396 Huh, would you look at this? Everyone's cheering for old... 70 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:32,523 Grape Ape! 71 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,193 Oh no! Not again. 72 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,404 Oh, dang. He's already here. 73 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:41,282 So, what's your parenting strategy here, Doggie Daddy? 74 00:04:41,282 --> 00:04:43,659 Time out? Take away his video games? 75 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:45,119 Corporal punishment? 76 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:46,871 Even better. 77 00:04:46,871 --> 00:04:48,539 Hey, you big primate. 78 00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:51,584 If you stop your rampage right now, 79 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:54,587 I'll give you a big ol' hug. 80 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,839 Huh? 81 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:00,259 Miss Augie, have you ever been reprimanded in your entire life? 82 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:02,178 I like hugs. 83 00:05:02,178 --> 00:05:06,432 Mr. Jinks, could you please grab this little girlie here a blindfold? 84 00:05:06,432 --> 00:05:08,350 She should not see this. 85 00:05:08,434 --> 00:05:10,561 Come on, big guy. Bring it in. 86 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,275 Well, gee, that normally works for Augie. 87 00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:19,612 Time to bring out the big guns. 88 00:05:19,612 --> 00:05:22,198 Please, please, please, please, please, please, please stop eating all our food. 89 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:24,784 Oh, please. I'll buy ya a new dolly, please, please. 90 00:05:26,619 --> 00:05:27,745 Hey, how about I raise your allowance? 91 00:05:27,745 --> 00:05:29,663 Or 1,000 kisses? 92 00:05:32,458 --> 00:05:34,418 Sure does get dark quick in the winter. 93 00:05:41,759 --> 00:05:44,303 Well, that was incredibly disappointing. 94 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:48,933 Do you know how much tax money was spent into writing that song at the last second? 95 00:05:48,933 --> 00:05:50,643 Huckleberry, listen to me. 96 00:05:50,643 --> 00:05:53,104 We should all be living in constant fear of Grape Ape. 97 00:05:53,104 --> 00:05:54,939 There's no way anyone could stop him. 98 00:05:54,939 --> 00:05:56,774 Just let him eat anything he wants. 99 00:05:56,774 --> 00:05:58,484 Oh, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, 100 00:05:58,484 --> 00:06:01,153 Did you teach Grape Ape some manners, like you said you would? 101 00:06:01,237 --> 00:06:02,780 You're the best daddy ever. 102 00:06:02,780 --> 00:06:07,827 I love how you're so brave and tough and honest. 103 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,705 Oh no, sweetie, I haven't beaten Grape Ape yet. 104 00:06:11,789 --> 00:06:13,541 Daddy, he's just taking a break. 105 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,251 Are you crazy? There's no... 106 00:06:15,251 --> 00:06:16,836 Huckleberry, come here a sec. Come here. 107 00:06:16,836 --> 00:06:19,004 I can't lie to my sweet baby angel. 108 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:23,926 I told her I would save the town from Grape Ape, so I'd do it no matter what. 109 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:26,262 - But you'll probably... - Yeah, I'll probably die. 110 00:06:26,262 --> 00:06:28,097 But I got to do it. 111 00:06:28,097 --> 00:06:32,685 Hmm... well, let's go and at least get you a fighting chance. 112 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:34,103 Can we get an ice cream? 113 00:06:34,103 --> 00:06:36,355 Mr. Jinks, please go get her some ice cream. 114 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:37,690 - Why me? - Come on man, 115 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:39,441 - that's my daughter. - Yeah, come on, man. 116 00:06:39,525 --> 00:06:40,526 That's his daughter. 117 00:06:40,526 --> 00:06:42,695 - Okay. - Whoo-hoo! 118 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,157 Cindy, quick! We got a situation. You see... 119 00:06:46,157 --> 00:06:48,033 Let me guess... 120 00:06:48,117 --> 00:06:50,286 You tried to discipline Grape Ape the same way you discipline Augie 121 00:06:50,286 --> 00:06:52,329 and you got destroyed. 122 00:06:52,413 --> 00:06:54,665 But you don't want to let your baby girl down so you need to try again. 123 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:58,127 - Yeah, how did you... - Because I'm Cindy Bear, 124 00:06:58,127 --> 00:07:00,546 and I've got the biggest brain in town. 125 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:02,381 That's why I've already invented a solution. 126 00:07:02,381 --> 00:07:04,758 The Ape Daddy 5000. 127 00:07:04,842 --> 00:07:06,260 - Whoa! - Ooo-ee. 128 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,721 - Wait, where's the head? - That's where your head goes. 129 00:07:08,721 --> 00:07:12,057 How else is Grape Ape supposed to see the stern fatherly look in your eyes 130 00:07:12,141 --> 00:07:14,226 when you tell him he's been a bad boy. 131 00:07:14,310 --> 00:07:16,729 But I've never said that to anyone before, you know? 132 00:07:16,729 --> 00:07:20,399 Augie, she's the perfect little angel. I've never had to be strict with her. 133 00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:22,693 Well, you said it yourself, Doggie Daddy. 134 00:07:22,693 --> 00:07:24,403 You have to do this no matter what. 135 00:07:24,403 --> 00:07:27,323 So take this here guide, and get in the mech. 136 00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,870 Thank y'all for gathering here again on such short notice. 137 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:34,288 Is that Doggie Daddy? 138 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:36,957 No, no, no, he looks completely different. 139 00:07:37,041 --> 00:07:39,585 That's definitely Grape Ape's dad. 140 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:41,462 Now, we're here to a do-over 141 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:45,257 of today's embarrassing Doggie Daddy versus Grape Ape debacle. 142 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:47,092 We are sure as sugar 143 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:50,721 that we'll put a stop to Grape Ape's town-wide scourge this time. 144 00:07:50,721 --> 00:07:53,432 Mostly because we got this cool big mech now. 145 00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,146 And because of my sharpened parenting skills, right? 146 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:01,273 Uh, yes. 147 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:02,566 Raise the bait! 148 00:08:02,650 --> 00:08:05,861 Curse me and my beautiful big bananas. 149 00:08:05,945 --> 00:08:09,240 Make sure you really shake that banana, Mildew. 150 00:08:17,331 --> 00:08:19,750 Uh, guys, I think he took the bait. 151 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,211 All right, Doggie Daddy, you're up. 152 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:27,132 Okay, okay, gotta be strict. I can do this, I can do this, I can do this. 153 00:08:28,968 --> 00:08:32,721 Right then, fellas. Let's kick it, tax-funded 10-man orchestra style. 154 00:08:41,814 --> 00:08:43,023 Dada? 155 00:08:43,107 --> 00:08:44,316 See? I told you. 156 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,152 Yeah, that's right. Yeah, I'm your dada. 157 00:08:47,236 --> 00:08:49,196 And you've been a, uh... 158 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,782 A less than proper boy. 159 00:08:57,496 --> 00:09:03,586 Grape Ape, you're being a very bad boy. 160 00:09:05,546 --> 00:09:07,506 No bad. Good! 161 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,216 Oh, wow. I actually said that. 162 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,552 Okay, it's strict parenting time. 163 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:15,097 You have been very naughty eating everyone's hard-earned food. 164 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,640 Ah! 165 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,017 You're grounded until you learned what you've done. 166 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,895 And I'm taking away all of your video game privileges! 167 00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:25,441 ♪ La la la la ♪ 168 00:09:25,441 --> 00:09:26,859 Huh? 169 00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:30,029 And another thing, don't do this, don't do that. 170 00:09:30,029 --> 00:09:31,530 Daddy? 171 00:09:31,530 --> 00:09:34,992 Now, then, I think you know what I'm about to say. 172 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:37,995 Go to your room! 173 00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:41,040 Daddy, why are you acting so mean? 174 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,292 Oh, sweetie. No, I'm so sorry you had to hear that, 175 00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,544 but you see, Grape Ape, he's been a very bad boy. 176 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:49,548 And someone had to talk to him about his behavior and I couldn't let you down. So... 177 00:09:49,548 --> 00:09:50,883 Not daddy! 178 00:09:52,551 --> 00:09:53,552 Daddy! 179 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,472 Ape Daddy 5000! 180 00:09:56,472 --> 00:10:00,392 I mean, uh, oh no, Doggie Daddy. 181 00:10:02,144 --> 00:10:03,854 Cut the music, guys. 182 00:10:05,189 --> 00:10:06,899 Daddy got hurt? 183 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:11,612 Hey, you! 184 00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,072 You think this is funny? 185 00:10:13,072 --> 00:10:15,449 Yeah, I'm talking to you, bubble gum butt! 186 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:18,660 Where do you get off? You think hurting my daddy is cool, 187 00:10:18,744 --> 00:10:21,246 after you selfishly ravaged the whole town? 188 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,499 You oughta to be ashamed of yourself. 189 00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,250 People worked hard for that food, 190 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,252 and you just come in and steal it. 191 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:29,546 Have you ever thought about their feelings? 192 00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:31,757 No. You haven't. 193 00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:35,427 You deserve to stay hungry if your only solution is to take, take, take, take, take. 194 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:38,472 You can come back into town when you've learned about empathy, 195 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:41,642 and what it means to not be a big jerk. 196 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,602 So, go to your room under the ocean. 197 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:46,772 Hmph. 198 00:10:48,774 --> 00:10:50,901 I forgive you for being mean, Daddy. 199 00:10:52,694 --> 00:10:53,612 Thanks, sweetie.