♪ Oh, if you're Feeling distressed ♪
♪ You don't have to worry ♪
♪ 'Cause Magilla's here To help you ♪
♪ Dress to impress ♪
♪ I will never rest ♪
♪ Until this town is looking Its best ♪
♪ So he's got to Dress to impress ♪
♪ This town's style Needs a director ♪
♪ That's why I'm its protector ♪
♪ So don't you stress Even if you're a mess ♪
♪ There's no contest Here take this vest ♪
-♪ And all for this ♪ - ♪ Hashtag blessed! ♪
♪ And now you'll all be Dressed to... ♪
No! Everyday I tell you that lavender porkpie washes out your scales
and everyday you wear it.
You know what I'm gonna do now? I'm going to...
give you this magenta hat I custom-made for you!
Dang! I look great.
Exactly. That's because I know how to...
♪ Dress to impress! ♪
Did you gals just hear all the singing I did?
The whole thing was improvised.
Oh, watching videos on the phone.
Yeah, That's great.
Hey, ladies, did you know that working at work
increases productivity at work?
Just a little tip for ya.
So what are you looking at?
Oh, it's Snagglepuss' new show.
Good morning, everyone!
Are you ready for another episode of...
The show where we rate which Jellystone townspeople
are looking jelly, even.
Or smelly, even.
Today, we're on the street here to judge Squiddly.
And folks, she's looking Jelly!
Squiddly, as usual,
you look like the goddess Pele descended to earth to incinerate us all.
You make me wanna throw up so hard, I turn inside out and die.
I have to know. What are you wearing?
Well, Snaggle, thank you so much for asking.
Um, today, I present to you a new item in fashion
that no one in Jellystone has ever witnessed before.
Pants.
Heavens to Murgatroyd, that's amazing!
You saw it here first, folks! Pants!
Yeah, and the best part is they have four pant legs.
You know for my four feet.
Oh, my goodness, Squiddly!
You've incinerated me with your fashion!
Until next time, viewers.
That's it? That's so general.
I've been trying to sell pants in this town for years.
Only me and, like, three other people even wear them.
Huh? Did you say something, boss?
Well, whatever.
There's no way pants are ever gonna take off.
Especially four-legged ones.
Well, I'm off to get my feet waxed.
See you later.
What...
- Lookin' hot. - Lookin' scrumptious.
- Lookin' nasty! - Crazy nasty!
Now with these new four-legged pants,
we'll be closer than ever.
And twice as fast.
Huh?
Stop right there, The King!
I've been chasing you all over town.
And you know why?
I wanted to tell you how cool your pants look.
I step away for two minutes and everyone's wearing four-legged pants?
This isn't even fashion!
Why would you do this to yourselves?
Oh, hey, Magoolla, are you checking out my fashion handiwork?
Squiddly. What do you want?
Well, I just wanted to say hi to my new neighbor.
Check it out. We just opened.
Two fashion icons working together side-by-side.
One young and full of promise, and one past his prime.
Isn't it just the coolest?
We are nothing alike.
And your pants are...
And your pants aren't even functional on anyone but you!
Oh, what's that?
Oh, sorry, I can't hear you
over the sound of all my adoring fans
begging me for some fashion pants.
Mmm-bye!
Ugh. Can you two believe all this pants nonsense?
Yeah! Aren't they great? My butt's never looked better!
No. Even my girls betray me.
Oh, time to drown my sorrows
in artisanal cheese and crackers.
What pairs well with existential crises?
Blue cheese, Camembert--
No! Not plants! Pants!
Do you guys carry any of those pants here?
I need pants!
Oh, hi, Winnie.
If it's pants you're looking for,
we've got plenty for sale at Magilla's.
Look! I'm wearing some right now.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, not those pants. I want the good pants.
You know, the kind that Squiddly sells.
Oh. Sorry. You want the good pants?
The good pants that have two pointless, tacky extra legs?
I thought I knew what was trendy,
but I guess I don't know what's trendy anymore!
First, four-legged pants. Then what? Oh, I know.
How about cheese for hats?
And melons for shoes?
And you know what would really tie this look together?
Some refried beans.
Well, how's this, everyone?
How do I look? Isn't this cool?
Isn't this fashion?
Isn't this trendy just like Squiddly's dumb pants, everyone?
Everyone, quick! Grab some cheese and join me!
It's so sad watching someone who isn't hip anymore
trying to keep up with the trends.
Wait, no, that's not-- Wait! Come back!
All I am is dressed to depress.
Get out of here! This is couture!
Well, maybe I can start a fashion line for pigeons.
No. That's dumb.
There you are, Magilla!
We've been looking everywhere for you!
That's a nice outfit. Is it Gouda?
Oh, girls. There's nothing Gouda about this.
Oh, cheer up, boss.
After all, business at the store is booming right now.
Okay. Don't be mad,
but we did order a bunch of Squiddly's pants.
They're just flying off the shelves.
- What? - Listen, um, don't be mad,
but we did get rid of the bow ties
and replaced them with pants, too.
What?
And don't be mad,
but I used the company card to buy a rhinestone gun
and I've been going bonkers all over these pants!
I can't take this anymore!
- You think he mad? - I don't know. It's so hard to tell with him sometimes.
Ahhh, the pants!
We're stuck!
Well at least we're gonna go out looking good.
Right, Yogi?
Me, yes. And you, Boo Boo? Hmm, not so much.
I've got a witchy wedgie!
It hurts! It hurts!
Aw, shucks! My pants done tied up around me.
I'm like a little cute denim mummy.
Just keep running, sweetie!
We'll outrun it!
Oh, no! We gotta do something!
Wait, there's Squiddly! Let's get her to help.
Hey, Squiddly! Squiddly!
Oh, she's too far to hear us! We gotta get closer!
Good thing the mayor
installed these totally-safe-for-long-pants escalators in town today.
I guess we should have seen that coming.
Squiddly! Go get Magilla, he'll know what to do!
Uh, I don't know, I'm kind of busy right now.
Do it. Or I'll unfollow you on Jellygram.
No! Not my follower count! Fine!
Garcon, another milkshake!
We already gave you one, I'm cuttin' you off.
Magilla, quick!
The town and my follower count needs you!
Oh, it's you.
What do you want?
So, at first, getting adored and showered with praise
over my four-legged pants was fun and stuff,
but, like, now it's a big mess.
So can you just, like, fix it?
All the people screaming and crying for help
are so bumming me out.
No one needs my fashion advice anymore.
But you know what I need? More milkshake!
Okay, like, go and get a grip, please!
You're the only one with enough style experience to save this dumb town.
Seriously! You've been serving looks for, like, a million years.
You are so old.
Just so, so, so, so old.
I'm not that old.
No, really, you're like so, so old.
Like, so old. Like, really old.
Like, honestly, really, it's kind of gross.
This isn't helping.
Wow, that's, like, so profound.
He's right. You know what? I will save the town.
For a fashion disaster this big,
I gotta pull out the ultimate weapon.
♪ Perfect ♪
We're free!
We look fresh to death.
Ooh! Winnie likey.
Ooh. I look like one of them there app designers.
Oh, sweetie! Oh, we did it! Oh, yeah!
Now let's celebrate with a nice, long hug.
♪ Fashion ♪
What just happened?
I used my high-tech fashion gloves
to give everyone hot makeovers
and destroy those dreadful pants.
How come we didn't get hot makeovers?
Because you girls are perfect just the way you are--
Actually, I wanna add a feather boa.
Aww, Magilla!
Does this mean you're over your existential crisis?
Not entirely.
But I do know
no one is a better fighter for fashion in Jellystone than me.
And from now on, I'm going to--
Oh, no. You guys aren't watching.
Welcome back, everyone, to Jelly or Smelly.
Hope you all survived that pants disaster.
Now onto the next trend. Squiddly?
Okay, my hat was big before,
but, like, what if it was even bigger?
It kind of hides your eyesight, but that shouldn't be an issue.
Amazing! Simply amazing!
Squiddly, you've done it again!
What?
I'm gonna go get a milkshake.
♪ Fashion ♪