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[theme music playing]

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[tires screeching]

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[Shazzan] Hit the ball one way,

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and then you hit
the ball the other way.

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Hit the ball one way,
and then you hit the ball
the other way.

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Hit the ball one way,
and then you hit the ball
the other way,

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and that's Ping pong, kids.

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Thank you.

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All right, well,
thank you, Shazzan.

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We all really
enjoyed that.

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Oh, great. Well,
I can keep going...

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No, that's okay.

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Next up in Career Day
is Bobbie Louie.

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Thanks, El Kabong.

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Good morning, entrepreneurs
of tomorrow.

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My name is Bobbie Louie,
and I am a businesswoman.

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- I have run many successful businesses in Jellystone.
- [gasps] Businesswoman?

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Well, tell the supplier
we'll 1500 kisses by Monday.

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And don't take no
for an answer.

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Love you too, Daddy.

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Norman, would you cancel
my 3 o'clock, please?

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[neighs]

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Business Incorporated.
You've got Augie.

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Oh, wow!

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And with enough hard work,

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you'll surpass your potential
and attain a state
of maximum business.

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I've never seen it myself,
of course, but [laughs]
a girl can dream.

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Now, who's got questions?

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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!

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Uh, how can I be like you?
Where did you get your suit?

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Do you have a pool?

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What are your
shoulder pads
made out of?

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Do you prefer smooth
or crunchy peanut butter?

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Were you born
a business lady?

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Why are you so beautiful?

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Are you good at math?

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And oh... yeah, yeah, yeah,
one more question.

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Will you mentor me?

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Mentor?

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Well, I guess mentoring
a young female mind
is a tax write-off.

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Sure, let's do it.

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- [cellphone ringing]
- Hello. [gasps] The stocks did what?

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Excuse me, Augie.
I have to take this.

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Why don't you and your
business partners

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get started by emulating
an existing business?

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Emulate a business.
Uh-huh. Got it.

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Okay, I'm on my way.

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Business away!

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Wow!

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Thank you for
believing in me.
I love you!

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Okay. Ready to start
a company, partners?

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[all] Business!

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So what shall we call
our new company?

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Man, we should
all just like...

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Yell out the coolest thing
we can think of
at the same time!

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Ready, set, go!

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Solid gold jet!

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Unicorn doing karate!

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Seat belts!

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I mean, chicken nuggets!

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That's it. Our new company name

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is Jet Pack Karate
Nugget Incorporated.

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Help.

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[all] Business!

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So moving forward.

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let's try to limit toothpaste
to the bathroom.

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Now, would anyone like to
add their input?

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I'm just spitballing here,
but I just want to say

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how proud I am
to have quit my job

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in order to work
for my daughter.

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Aw, thank you, Daddy.

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Augie, your 11 o'clock is here.

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Yakky, Chad. Will you
finish up here?

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All right.

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Any new business?

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I finished up that pie chart.

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Business!

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These sheets are
thoroughly spread.

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Business!

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[both] Business!

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[both] Yeah! Business!

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Yes, sir. Me have it
by Wednesday.

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Uh-oh. Uh... Me going
through tunnel.

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[stammers]
Breaking up...

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Hot cocoa?

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Sure.

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Blah!

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Oh, thank you.

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Augie, this is amazing.

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I can't believe what
you've put together here.

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Conference foosball table,
meditation pod,

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that creativity hammock,

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I got to say, I'm impressed.

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Well, I just did everything
I thought you would do.

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I read your book,
watched your seminars,

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I even started collecting
pieces of your hair
in this little locket.

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Hah! I like your moxie.
Take a walk with me.

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Your next step on the path
to business mastery
should be synergizing.

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Synergize?

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Think of JKN
as this hamburger.

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Sure, it's a fine hamburger,

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but what would happen
if you synergize

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with another hamburger
and another and another?

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And now look what you've got.

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Wow!

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It's a mega burger merger.

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Exactly, Augie.

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That's the power
of synergy.

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- [ship horn blowing]
- Oh shoot!

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I forgot about
my yacht meeting!

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Keep up the good work, Augie.

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Okay, bye Bobbie, thank you.
I live for your approval!

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Hmm. Synergy.

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You've got a great
place here, Squiddly.

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But what would be really great,

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is if your company
and my company
merge together.

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Then we could be
a bigger, better company.

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Like this hamburger.

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[gasps] That is
a big hamburger.

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Okay, I'm in.

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Acquired!

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Now let me just
run an idea by you.

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Synergy.

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Okay, but wait...

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We'll take ten.

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Acquired.

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Acquired.

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Acquired.

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Acquired.

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Where's Shag?

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I could've sworn I had
Daddy sent him a memo
about lunch today.

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He's riding bikes with Lambsy.

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I thought I might
go with them.
Wanna come?

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Aw, but this afternoon is our
motivational aerobics seminar.

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We've already acquired
the whole town.

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What else is there
to be motivated about?

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No, no, no, no, no.
That can't be right.

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There's got to be
more to acquire.

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I can't be done yet.

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I have to impress Bobbie.

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Uh, I think saw
a hydrant out there

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that we haven't acquired yet.

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Uh... Augie.
Are you okay?

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What about this sandwich?

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Om-nom! Acquired!

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What about these oranges?

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Acquired!

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A 110 percent
user-based experience.

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Augie, what's happening to you?

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[screams]

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The greatest journey begins
with a single step.

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Hi, did you get those reports
out of the photocopier?

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[blabbering]

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How does it look, sir?

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Well, I don't like being
Negative Nelly, Mr. Jinks.

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But I'd say not the best.

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But, sir, we can't
mix government
with corporate interests.

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I know.

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And more importantly,

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I just tie-dyed
all these T shirts.

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Uh, what shall we do, sir?

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We stay right here, Mr. Jinks.

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I love you, sir.

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Wow! Riding bikes
is great! Who knew?

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I'm having
a childhood.
[laughing]

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Shag, Lambsy...

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I was at the restaurant
with Augie,

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and she's gotten huge!

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She's transforming everything
into corporate culture.

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Yakky, everyone is huge to you.

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There she is, look.

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No! Not the roller disco.

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Not the Children's Designer
Bag Depot!

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The library!

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Eh.

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Am I sitting on
a photocopier?

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Hey, guys, working hard
or hardly working?

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Am I right?
Pew! Pew! Pew!

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What?

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We gotta stop her.

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Well, back to
the old grindstone.

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Hump day, am I right?

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I'm here with
world record holder
for the most insects

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in a single beard,
Captain Caveman.

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Tell me, how do you do it?
Accomplish it even?

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Be on grind 24/7.
Work hard, play hard.

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Well, there you have it.

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I'm Snagglepuss,
and this is a stapler.

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And I said, if you think
I'm paying full price
for that ham...

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Polyester?
What's happening to me?

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Aw, looks like somebody's got
a case of the Mondays.

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Bobbie Louie!
Bobbie Louie!

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I never thought I'd see it
with my own eyes.

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Augie has attained
maximum business.

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The highest plane
of business.

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If the legends are true,
once a company attains
maximum business,

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only two things can happen.

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Either they sell
or they will continue
to acquire forever.

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Aren't you
going to do something?

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Are you kidding?

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Look at her, she's glorious.

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Okay, I admit.
That's not great.

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Well, you're her mentor.

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Go ment!

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Augie, you have to stop this.

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You have to stop being
amazing at business.

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Bobbie Louie?

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I'm so glad you're here.

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I can't wait to show you
all the business stuff
I've been doing.

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It's been a real
growth period for us.

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I can see that.

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You've got a lot to be
proud of here, Augie.

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It looks like you've done
just about all there is to do.

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But that's impossible.

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I'm not finished
being a businesswoman.

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Augie, listen to me.

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Expanding forever isn't
what businesswomen do.

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- It's not?
- No.

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They build up
a successful business

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and they get paid
a lot of money
to walk away from it.

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I'd like to buy Jet Pack
Karate Nugget outright.

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This is your
golden parachute, Augie.

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Whoa!

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So is it a deal?

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[choral voices]

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It's a deal!

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[all cheering]

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She did it!

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She saved us from
that giant floating child.

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Wow! I sold my company
to my own mentor.

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Dad's gonna need
a new bumper sticker.

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Thank you, Bobbie Louie.

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I could have
never done all this
without your guidance.

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I'll be sure to mention you
in my upcoming memoir/
self-help book:

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<i>Every Dog Has Her Day.</i>

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How I went from fifth grader
to business moghul

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to 11-year-old
retiree in a week.

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I'd be honored.

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[both] Business!

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Guys, guys, look!

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- Whoa!
- Whoa!

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Yeah.

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What should we spend it on?

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- Spaghetti.
- Gold plated monster truck!

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Mutual funds!

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No.

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What about life insurance?

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Dude, no!

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Everything's going
according to plan.

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First, I own Jellystone.

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Next, I own the world.

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Shush! Not yet.

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TGIF. Am I right?

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