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[tires screeching]
[Shazzan] Hit the ball one way,
and then you hit the ball the other way.
Hit the ball one way, and then you hit the ball the other way.
Hit the ball one way, and then you hit the ball the other way,
and that's Ping pong, kids.
Thank you.
All right, well, thank you, Shazzan.
We all really enjoyed that.
Oh, great. Well, I can keep going...
No, that's okay.
Next up in Career Day is Bobbie Louie.
Thanks, El Kabong.
Good morning, entrepreneurs of tomorrow.
My name is Bobbie Louie, and I am a businesswoman.
- I have run many successful businesses in Jellystone. - [gasps] Businesswoman?
Well, tell the supplier we'll 1500 kisses by Monday.
And don't take no for an answer.
Love you too, Daddy.
Norman, would you cancel my 3 o'clock, please?
[neighs]
Business Incorporated. You've got Augie.
Oh, wow!
And with enough hard work,
you'll surpass your potential and attain a state of maximum business.
I've never seen it myself, of course, but [laughs] a girl can dream.
Now, who's got questions?
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Uh, how can I be like you? Where did you get your suit?
Do you have a pool?
What are your shoulder pads made out of?
Do you prefer smooth or crunchy peanut butter?
Were you born a business lady?
Why are you so beautiful?
Are you good at math?
And oh... yeah, yeah, yeah, one more question.
Will you mentor me?
Mentor?
Well, I guess mentoring a young female mind is a tax write-off.
Sure, let's do it.
- [cellphone ringing] - Hello. [gasps] The stocks did what?
Excuse me, Augie. I have to take this.
Why don't you and your business partners
get started by emulating an existing business?
Emulate a business. Uh-huh. Got it.
Okay, I'm on my way.
Business away!
Wow!
Thank you for believing in me. I love you!
Okay. Ready to start a company, partners?
[all] Business!
So what shall we call our new company?
Man, we should all just like...
Yell out the coolest thing we can think of at the same time!
Ready, set, go!
Solid gold jet!
Unicorn doing karate!
Seat belts!
I mean, chicken nuggets!
That's it. Our new company name
is Jet Pack Karate Nugget Incorporated.
Help.
[all] Business!
So moving forward.
let's try to limit toothpaste to the bathroom.
Now, would anyone like to add their input?
I'm just spitballing here, but I just want to say
how proud I am to have quit my job
in order to work for my daughter.
Aw, thank you, Daddy.
Augie, your 11 o'clock is here.
Yakky, Chad. Will you finish up here?
All right.
Any new business?
I finished up that pie chart.
Business!
These sheets are thoroughly spread.
Business!
[both] Business!
[both] Yeah! Business!
Yes, sir. Me have it by Wednesday.
Uh-oh. Uh... Me going through tunnel.
[stammers] Breaking up...
Hot cocoa?
Sure.
Blah!
Oh, thank you.
Augie, this is amazing.
I can't believe what you've put together here.
Conference foosball table, meditation pod,
that creativity hammock,
I got to say, I'm impressed.
Well, I just did everything I thought you would do.
I read your book, watched your seminars,
I even started collecting pieces of your hair in this little locket.
Hah! I like your moxie. Take a walk with me.
Your next step on the path to business mastery should be synergizing.
Synergize?
Think of JKN as this hamburger.
Sure, it's a fine hamburger,
but what would happen if you synergize
with another hamburger and another and another?
And now look what you've got.
Wow!
It's a mega burger merger.
Exactly, Augie.
That's the power of synergy.
- [ship horn blowing] - Oh shoot!
I forgot about my yacht meeting!
Keep up the good work, Augie.
Okay, bye Bobbie, thank you. I live for your approval!
Hmm. Synergy.
You've got a great place here, Squiddly.
But what would be really great,
is if your company and my company merge together.
Then we could be a bigger, better company.
Like this hamburger.
[gasps] That is a big hamburger.
Okay, I'm in.
Acquired!
Now let me just run an idea by you.
Synergy.
Okay, but wait...
We'll take ten.
Acquired.
Where's Shag?
I could've sworn I had Daddy sent him a memo about lunch today.
He's riding bikes with Lambsy.
I thought I might go with them. Wanna come?
Aw, but this afternoon is our motivational aerobics seminar.
We've already acquired the whole town.
What else is there to be motivated about?
No, no, no, no, no. That can't be right.
There's got to be more to acquire.
I can't be done yet.
I have to impress Bobbie.
Uh, I think saw a hydrant out there
that we haven't acquired yet.
Uh... Augie. Are you okay?
What about this sandwich?
Om-nom! Acquired!
What about these oranges?
Acquired!
A 110 percent user-based experience.
Augie, what's happening to you?
[screams]
The greatest journey begins with a single step.
Hi, did you get those reports out of the photocopier?
[blabbering]
How does it look, sir?
Well, I don't like being Negative Nelly, Mr. Jinks.
But I'd say not the best.
But, sir, we can't mix government with corporate interests.
I know.
And more importantly,
I just tie-dyed all these T shirts.
Uh, what shall we do, sir?
We stay right here, Mr. Jinks.
I love you, sir.
Wow! Riding bikes is great! Who knew?
I'm having a childhood. [laughing]
Shag, Lambsy...
I was at the restaurant with Augie,
and she's gotten huge!
She's transforming everything into corporate culture.
Yakky, everyone is huge to you.
There she is, look.
No! Not the roller disco.
Not the Children's Designer Bag Depot!
The library!
Eh.
Am I sitting on a photocopier?
Hey, guys, working hard or hardly working?
Am I right? Pew! Pew! Pew!
What?
We gotta stop her.
Well, back to the old grindstone.
Hump day, am I right?
I'm here with world record holder for the most insects
in a single beard, Captain Caveman.
Tell me, how do you do it? Accomplish it even?
Be on grind 24/7. Work hard, play hard.
Well, there you have it.
I'm Snagglepuss, and this is a stapler.
And I said, if you think I'm paying full price for that ham...
Polyester? What's happening to me?
Aw, looks like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
Bobbie Louie! Bobbie Louie!
I never thought I'd see it with my own eyes.
Augie has attained maximum business.
The highest plane of business.
If the legends are true, once a company attains maximum business,
only two things can happen.
Either they sell or they will continue to acquire forever.
Aren't you going to do something?
Are you kidding?
Look at her, she's glorious.
Okay, I admit. That's not great.
Well, you're her mentor.
Go ment!
Augie, you have to stop this.
You have to stop being amazing at business.
Bobbie Louie?
I'm so glad you're here.
I can't wait to show you all the business stuff I've been doing.
It's been a real growth period for us.
I can see that.
You've got a lot to be proud of here, Augie.
It looks like you've done just about all there is to do.
But that's impossible.
I'm not finished being a businesswoman.
Augie, listen to me.
Expanding forever isn't what businesswomen do.
- It's not? - No.
They build up a successful business
and they get paid a lot of money to walk away from it.
I'd like to buy Jet Pack Karate Nugget outright.
This is your golden parachute, Augie.
Whoa!
So is it a deal?
[choral voices]
It's a deal!
[all cheering]
She did it!
She saved us from that giant floating child.
Wow! I sold my company to my own mentor.
Dad's gonna need a new bumper sticker.
Thank you, Bobbie Louie.
I could have never done all this without your guidance.
I'll be sure to mention you in my upcoming memoir/ self-help book:
Every Dog Has Her Day.
How I went from fifth grader to business moghul
to 11-year-old retiree in a week.
I'd be honored.
[both] Business!
Guys, guys, look!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Yeah.
What should we spend it on?
- Spaghetti. - Gold plated monster truck!
Mutual funds!
No.
What about life insurance?
Dude, no!
Everything's going according to plan.
First, I own Jellystone.
Next, I own the world.
Shush! Not yet.
TGIF. Am I right?
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