1 00:00:04,881 --> 00:00:06,591 [theme music playing] 2 00:00:17,393 --> 00:00:18,853 [tires screeching] 3 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:43,252 Turututututu. It's the Jellystone News Hour. Tututu. 4 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:45,755 Welcome to Jellystone News. 5 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:48,257 I'm Yogi, the cool guy. 6 00:00:48,341 --> 00:00:49,967 And I do the weather. 7 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,345 Today's score was boring and stupid, 8 00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:54,847 but Peter slipped on a hot dog. 9 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:56,182 That was dope. 10 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:57,642 - [Boo Boo's mother] Boo Boo. - Yes, Mama. 11 00:00:57,642 --> 00:01:00,478 Mama needs help with her feet. Come here. 12 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:01,604 Coming. 13 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:06,734 Ah, another classic home movie. 14 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:08,236 What's next? 15 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:10,696 We could do Back Surgery Fails: Volume Five. 16 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:13,115 Nah, I'm sick of that hospital stuff. 17 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:14,826 What about this one? 18 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:19,372 Cool Jamz? 19 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:21,207 I don't remember this one. 20 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,461 [screams] We love you, Yogi. 21 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:27,171 This is my first song. 22 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,882 It's got "Hot 'n Cool." 23 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:33,719 ♪ I'm hot and I'm cool and I'm hungry, but I rule ♪ 24 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,180 Nine-minute guitar solo. 25 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,557 [imitating guitar playing] 26 00:01:37,557 --> 00:01:40,518 Wow! Look how cool I was. 27 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:43,980 Oh, no. Why did I decide to become a doctor? 28 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:45,898 I wanna be cool again. 29 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,608 I'm going to start a band. 30 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:50,903 Kinda sounds like you're having a midlife crisis, Yogi. 31 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:53,364 [gasps] That's a great band name. 32 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:57,076 Yogi's Midlife Crisis! 33 00:01:57,076 --> 00:02:00,121 All right. This is your one and only chance 34 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:03,499 to get into the hottest band of the century. 35 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:05,167 Show me what you got! 36 00:02:06,252 --> 00:02:09,130 [inhales deeply, blows] 37 00:02:09,130 --> 00:02:11,007 [squeaky music playing] 38 00:02:13,009 --> 00:02:14,093 [whistles] 39 00:02:16,345 --> 00:02:17,680 [buzzer sounds] 40 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,640 [Yogi] So we've scoured the city for the coolest, 41 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:21,684 most talented musicians around, 42 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:25,354 and you guys are it! 43 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:28,482 Now, I can't promise it'll be easy, but I can promise 44 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:31,944 that we're going to be huge and tour all over the world. 45 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,112 [all] Yeah! 46 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,572 Follow my lead. 47 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:35,948 Four, five, seven, eight. 48 00:02:36,032 --> 00:02:37,700 [playing unsynchronized, off-tune music] 49 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:41,120 [music continues] 50 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,790 My musical senses are tingling. 51 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:46,626 Someone's hurting music! 52 00:02:46,626 --> 00:02:47,835 [screams] 53 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:50,713 [music continues] 54 00:03:00,181 --> 00:03:01,891 [screams] 55 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,268 What's wrong? 56 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:07,188 This is too rocking for your, old man? 57 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:09,815 Uh, no, it's just, like, bad. 58 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,317 No, it's not. 59 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,444 Look, you guys aren't terrible. You just need some help. 60 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:16,113 Anybody can learn music with the proper training. 61 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,824 For example, Doggie Daddy, play something. 62 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,117 [plays two notes] 63 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:22,453 Okay. Now, instead of doing like that, 64 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:27,541 just take a deep breath and feel the notes, girlfriend. 65 00:03:27,625 --> 00:03:29,210 [plays melody] 66 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:32,672 Oh, wow. Thanks. 67 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:35,132 Captain Caveman, what's your approach to playing the drums? 68 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,176 Uh, me imagine me enemies. 69 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:41,013 Take that, guy in swimming pool who cut in line. 70 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,682 Instead of anger, 71 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:45,101 try to tap into some positive emotions when playing, huh? 72 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:48,688 Huh. Take that, Mom. I love you. 73 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:50,356 Greats! 74 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:52,608 Oh, and Chopper, you got to just plug your base into the amp. 75 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:53,985 - [guitar strums] - And, Yogi, 76 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:56,529 a true leader commands the stage. 77 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:58,406 Here. Watch me. [clears throat] 78 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,700 -♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪ - [music playing] 79 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,869 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby singing a song ♪ 80 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:06,622 Hey, that actually sound good. 81 00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:09,000 Well, as the number one leader of this band, 82 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,461 - I guess we could use a backup singer. - [clanging] 83 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:13,754 What the shrimp! 84 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:15,506 What are you people doing in my garage? 85 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,759 Oh, no! The fuzz! Rock 'n' roll, scatter! 86 00:04:18,843 --> 00:04:20,219 [all panting] 87 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,182 Are you guys ready for our first gig? 88 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,934 [all] Oh, yeah! 89 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:28,644 Look at that crowd. 90 00:04:28,728 --> 00:04:30,479 [soft music playing] 91 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:33,774 Thanks, everyone for coming the Lambsy's birthday party. 92 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,193 Today, I am a man. 93 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,320 Aw, look at him and his little suitcase. 94 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:40,239 Honey, I'm home! 95 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:43,909 And now, it's time for the musical portion of the afternoon. 96 00:04:43,993 --> 00:04:45,286 [guitar strums] 97 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:49,290 Hey, Jellystone! We are Yogi's Midlife Crisis. 98 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,791 One, two, ten, twelve. 99 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,544 ♪ Look at Lambsy all grown up ♪ 100 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:56,422 ♪ Form a boy to a man Wow! Uh-huh ♪ 101 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:59,717 ♪ But on several levels he's still a boy ♪ 102 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:04,346 ♪ You can't rent him a car But he can play with toys ♪ 103 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:09,268 [gasps] Hey, I can sing, too. 104 00:05:09,268 --> 00:05:11,896 [screams gibberish] 105 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,774 Yeah! [laughs maniacally] 106 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:19,111 Stop it. You're ruining my party! 107 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:22,490 I'd rather look at the tears coming out to my face. 108 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,575 I'm still a boy. 109 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,118 Thanks a lot, Squiddly. 110 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:28,162 This was supposed to be my chance 111 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,955 to be a hecking cool rock star, 112 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,917 and you made me look like a doofus in front of everyone. 113 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:34,710 I quit! [cries] 114 00:05:39,465 --> 00:05:41,634 [music playing] 115 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,807 Yogi, how'd the big show go? 116 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:49,475 I don't want to talk about it. 117 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:51,227 Well, I know what will cheer you up. 118 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:52,812 Let's watch some late night TV. 119 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:56,232 Welcome back Snuggle Up With Snagglepuss. 120 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,817 The song you just heard was... 121 00:05:57,817 --> 00:06:01,987 "I Got A New Band" by Squiddly and the Diddleys. 122 00:06:02,071 --> 00:06:03,656 [crowd cheers] 123 00:06:03,656 --> 00:06:07,034 [spits] What the... They made a band without me! 124 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:08,661 And they're on TV! 125 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:12,248 Squiddly, what was the inspiration for this song? 126 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:15,084 Um, "I Got A New Band" is about... 127 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,794 Um, I'm not even sure myself, 128 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,130 you know, I just go into this trance when I'm writing. 129 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:21,507 - [phone rings] - Ooh, looks like we have a caller. 130 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:23,884 Caller, you're on the air. 131 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,845 Uh, oh, hello. 132 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:29,890 I wanted to ask the lead singer why she's a dumb dookie with a fat head. 133 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,601 And my second question is, "You stink!" 134 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:34,937 Come on, Yogi. I know that's you. 135 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,731 Surprise! It was me all along! 136 00:06:37,815 --> 00:06:39,024 [Captain Caveman gasps] 137 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,401 Do you guys hurt my feelings. 138 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:41,902 I don't need any of you. 139 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:43,904 I'm a solo artist now. 140 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:47,241 Looks like we have some unresolved emotions here. 141 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,952 There's only one way to settle this. 142 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,288 A battle of the bands! 143 00:06:52,288 --> 00:06:53,914 - [crowd cheering] - Haven! 144 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,168 [gasps] 145 00:06:58,002 --> 00:06:59,336 [crowd cheering] 146 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,756 Listen up! We got T-shirts, posters... 147 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,467 Random junk we took from the trash. 148 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:09,388 Welcome everyone to Jellystone's "Battle of the Bands". 149 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:13,893 Tonight, two bands will fight head to head in a duel for musical dominance. 150 00:07:13,893 --> 00:07:17,730 And whichever act gets more claps and cheers will be the winner. 151 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:19,231 [crowd cheering] 152 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:23,068 Yogi, why do you look like a level eight necromancer? 153 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:25,821 Rock stars need snazzy clothes, Boo Boo! 154 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:27,865 Now listen, take this remote. 155 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:28,866 What for? 156 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:31,076 It's my rock 'n' roll revenge. 157 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,413 When I give you the signal, just press the button. 158 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,916 Oh, okay. What's the signal? 159 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,084 The word "signal." 160 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:41,045 Just the word? 161 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:43,130 Yup. 162 00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:45,257 Now, let's welcome our first band. 163 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:47,718 Squiggly and the Diddleys. 164 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:48,969 [crowd cheering] 165 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:51,555 Thank you. Thank you all so much. 166 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:55,601 And they're going up against Yogi's Midlife Crisis. 167 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,977 [crowd cheering] 168 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,480 - [strumming guitar] - Huh? 169 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,701 - Woo-hoo! - [crowd cheering] 170 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:14,828 Okay, everyone. I want a fair fight. 171 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,789 No lip-syncing. No auto-tune. 172 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,791 Just pure Grade-A music. 173 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:21,585 Now, let the battle commence. 174 00:08:21,669 --> 00:08:24,171 - [crowd cheering] - [music plays] 175 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:26,382 ♪ I'm a cool rock 'n' roll guy ♪ 176 00:08:26,382 --> 00:08:29,051 ♪ Got me a bike that will take me anywhere ♪ 177 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,136 ♪ I ride into the night ♪ 178 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:35,015 ♪ I always wear a helmet 'cause I never pass on the right ♪ 179 00:08:35,099 --> 00:08:37,559 - [Yogi whooping] - [crowd cheering] 180 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:40,479 ♪ Music is my one true love ♪ 181 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,815 ♪ I'd kiss it if I could ♪ 182 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:45,734 ♪ At night I smooch all my CDs ♪ 183 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:50,072 ♪ And this feels really good! ♪ 184 00:08:50,072 --> 00:08:51,699 [crowd cheering] 185 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,076 ♪ I butter up my knees So I can do a sick slide ♪ 186 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:57,579 ♪ It's the kind of thing I do 'cause I got rock 'n' roll pride ♪ 187 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:58,956 [crowd] Rock 'n' roll! 188 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,250 ♪ Music is my gift to you ♪ 189 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,711 ♪ And you deserve the spoils ♪ 190 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:06,213 ♪ Music helps my hair look good ♪ 191 00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:09,049 ♪ Like natural music oil! ♪ 192 00:09:09,133 --> 00:09:10,592 [playing soulful tune] 193 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:12,970 Hey! 194 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,680 [strums guitar] Hey! 195 00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,475 [playing upbeat tune] 196 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,768 Hey! 197 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,938 You're making a fool of yourself. 198 00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:24,523 - Get off the stage! I'm not listening. - Get off the stage! 199 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,442 - [argument continues] - This is terrible. 200 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:28,610 Yeah, I can't bob to this. 201 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,738 - Boo! - [crowd booing] 202 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:33,532 - Oh, no, they're booing! [grunts] - Oh! 203 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:35,534 - [crash] - [crowd booing] 204 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,202 ♪ Squiddly, I'm sorry ♪ 205 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,912 ♪ I acted awful ♪ 206 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,498 ♪ I messed up your song and I know that's not cool ♪ 207 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,376 ♪ We didn't mean for you to feel left out ♪ 208 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,546 ♪ Team work and stuff is what a band's all about ♪ 209 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:50,424 ♪ Shouldn't be fighting You know music is fun ♪ 210 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,385 ♪ When we are together we are second to none ♪ 211 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:56,555 ♪ Now let's jam out and nail the show ♪ 212 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,475 ♪ What do you say? Cool that, bro? ♪ 213 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,226 Yeah! 214 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:02,770 [all cheering] 215 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,230 ♪ Let's try a rocking and rolling good time ♪ 216 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,648 ♪ A place we left ♪ 217 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,067 ♪ And I'll ding a chime ♪ 218 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,526 ♪ Music is rad ♪ 219 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,986 [both] Everyone, clap along! 220 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,655 ♪ I fulfill my rock star dreams ♪ 221 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,240 ♪ So let's wrap up this show ♪ 222 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,492 Yeah! 223 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:19,161 Mayor Huck, come up here with us. 224 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,497 And you, and you, old people. 225 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:24,458 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 226 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,543 What about me? 227 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,046 Okay. 228 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:33,217 ♪ Playing music together is fun ♪ 229 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,220 ♪ Now we are best friends here with everyone ♪ 230 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,348 ♪ Rocking all night till the speakers are blown ♪ 231 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,559 ♪ Rocking the town of Jellystone! ♪ 232 00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:46,271 [both cheering] 233 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,066 Now that's what I call a smash hit single. 234 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,361 - Smash hit signal? [gasps] That's the signal! - [beeps] 235 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:55,781 Boo Boo, no! 236 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,282 [all screaming] 237 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,123 Now that's what I call rock 'n' roll. 238 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:06,708 [theme music playing]