[theme music playing]
[tires screeching]
Turututututu. It's the Jellystone News Hour. Tututu.
Welcome to Jellystone News.
I'm Yogi, the cool guy.
And I do the weather.
Today's score was boring and stupid,
but Peter slipped on a hot dog.
That was dope.
- [Boo Boo's mother] Boo Boo. - Yes, Mama.
Mama needs help with her feet. Come here.
Coming.
Ah, another classic home movie.
What's next?
We could do Back Surgery Fails: Volume Five.
Nah, I'm sick of that hospital stuff.
What about this one?
Cool Jamz?
I don't remember this one.
[screams] We love you, Yogi.
This is my first song.
It's got "Hot 'n Cool."
♪ I'm hot and I'm cool and I'm hungry, but I rule ♪
Nine-minute guitar solo.
[imitating guitar playing]
Wow! Look how cool I was.
Oh, no. Why did I decide to become a doctor?
I wanna be cool again.
I'm going to start a band.
Kinda sounds like you're having a midlife crisis, Yogi.
[gasps] That's a great band name.
Yogi's Midlife Crisis!
All right. This is your one and only chance
to get into the hottest band of the century.
Show me what you got!
[inhales deeply, blows]
[squeaky music playing]
[whistles]
[buzzer sounds]
[Yogi] So we've scoured the city for the coolest,
most talented musicians around,
and you guys are it!
Now, I can't promise it'll be easy, but I can promise
that we're going to be huge and tour all over the world.
[all] Yeah!
Follow my lead.
Four, five, seven, eight.
[playing unsynchronized, off-tune music]
[music continues]
My musical senses are tingling.
Someone's hurting music!
[screams]
[music continues]
[screams]
What's wrong?
This is too rocking for your, old man?
Uh, no, it's just, like, bad.
No, it's not.
Look, you guys aren't terrible. You just need some help.
Anybody can learn music with the proper training.
For example, Doggie Daddy, play something.
[plays two notes]
Okay. Now, instead of doing like that,
just take a deep breath and feel the notes, girlfriend.
[plays melody]
Oh, wow. Thanks.
Captain Caveman, what's your approach to playing the drums?
Uh, me imagine me enemies.
Take that, guy in swimming pool who cut in line.
Instead of anger,
try to tap into some positive emotions when playing, huh?
Huh. Take that, Mom. I love you.
Greats!
Oh, and Chopper, you got to just plug your base into the amp.
- [guitar strums] - And, Yogi,
a true leader commands the stage.
Here. Watch me. [clears throat]
-♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪ - [music playing]
♪ Oh, yeah, baby singing a song ♪
Hey, that actually sound good.
Well, as the number one leader of this band,
- I guess we could use a backup singer. - [clanging]
What the shrimp!
What are you people doing in my garage?
Oh, no! The fuzz! Rock 'n' roll, scatter!
[all panting]
Are you guys ready for our first gig?
[all] Oh, yeah!
Look at that crowd.
[soft music playing]
Thanks, everyone for coming the Lambsy's birthday party.
Today, I am a man.
Aw, look at him and his little suitcase.
Honey, I'm home!
And now, it's time for the musical portion of the afternoon.
[guitar strums]
Hey, Jellystone! We are Yogi's Midlife Crisis.
One, two, ten, twelve.
♪ Look at Lambsy all grown up ♪
♪ Form a boy to a man Wow! Uh-huh ♪
♪ But on several levels he's still a boy ♪
♪ You can't rent him a car But he can play with toys ♪
[gasps] Hey, I can sing, too.
[screams gibberish]
Yeah! [laughs maniacally]
Stop it. You're ruining my party!
I'd rather look at the tears coming out to my face.
I'm still a boy.
Thanks a lot, Squiddly.
This was supposed to be my chance
to be a hecking cool rock star,
and you made me look like a doofus in front of everyone.
I quit! [cries]
[music playing]
Yogi, how'd the big show go?
I don't want to talk about it.
Well, I know what will cheer you up.
Let's watch some late night TV.
Welcome back Snuggle Up With Snagglepuss.
The song you just heard was...
"I Got A New Band" by Squiddly and the Diddleys.
[crowd cheers]
[spits] What the... They made a band without me!
And they're on TV!
Squiddly, what was the inspiration for this song?
Um, "I Got A New Band" is about...
Um, I'm not even sure myself,
you know, I just go into this trance when I'm writing.
- [phone rings] - Ooh, looks like we have a caller.
Caller, you're on the air.
Uh, oh, hello.
I wanted to ask the lead singer why she's a dumb dookie with a fat head.
And my second question is, "You stink!"
Come on, Yogi. I know that's you.
Surprise! It was me all along!
[Captain Caveman gasps]
Do you guys hurt my feelings.
I don't need any of you.
I'm a solo artist now.
Looks like we have some unresolved emotions here.
There's only one way to settle this.
A battle of the bands!
- [crowd cheering] - Haven!
[gasps]
[crowd cheering]
Listen up! We got T-shirts, posters...
Random junk we took from the trash.
Welcome everyone to Jellystone's "Battle of the Bands".
Tonight, two bands will fight head to head in a duel for musical dominance.
And whichever act gets more claps and cheers will be the winner.
[crowd cheering]
Yogi, why do you look like a level eight necromancer?
Rock stars need snazzy clothes, Boo Boo!
Now listen, take this remote.
What for?
It's my rock 'n' roll revenge.
When I give you the signal, just press the button.
Oh, okay. What's the signal?
The word "signal."
Just the word?
Yup.
Now, let's welcome our first band.
Squiggly and the Diddleys.
[crowd cheering]
Thank you. Thank you all so much.
And they're going up against Yogi's Midlife Crisis.
[crowd cheering]
- [strumming guitar] - Huh?
- Woo-hoo! - [crowd cheering]
Okay, everyone. I want a fair fight.
No lip-syncing. No auto-tune.
Just pure Grade-A music.
Now, let the battle commence.
- [crowd cheering] - [music plays]
♪ I'm a cool rock 'n' roll guy ♪
♪ Got me a bike that will take me anywhere ♪
♪ I ride into the night ♪
♪ I always wear a helmet 'cause I never pass on the right ♪
- [Yogi whooping] - [crowd cheering]
♪ Music is my one true love ♪
♪ I'd kiss it if I could ♪
♪ At night I smooch all my CDs ♪
♪ And this feels really good! ♪
[crowd cheering]
♪ I butter up my knees So I can do a sick slide ♪
♪ It's the kind of thing I do 'cause I got rock 'n' roll pride ♪
[crowd] Rock 'n' roll!
♪ Music is my gift to you ♪
♪ And you deserve the spoils ♪
♪ Music helps my hair look good ♪
♪ Like natural music oil! ♪
[playing soulful tune]
Hey!
[strums guitar] Hey!
[playing upbeat tune]
Hey!
You're making a fool of yourself.
- Get off the stage! I'm not listening. - Get off the stage!
- [argument continues] - This is terrible.
Yeah, I can't bob to this.
- Boo! - [crowd booing]
- Oh, no, they're booing! [grunts] - Oh!
- [crash] - [crowd booing]
♪ Squiddly, I'm sorry ♪
♪ I acted awful ♪
♪ I messed up your song and I know that's not cool ♪
♪ We didn't mean for you to feel left out ♪
♪ Team work and stuff is what a band's all about ♪
♪ Shouldn't be fighting You know music is fun ♪
♪ When we are together we are second to none ♪
♪ Now let's jam out and nail the show ♪
♪ What do you say? Cool that, bro? ♪
Yeah!
[all cheering]
♪ Let's try a rocking and rolling good time ♪
♪ A place we left ♪
♪ And I'll ding a chime ♪
♪ Music is rad ♪
[both] Everyone, clap along!
♪ I fulfill my rock star dreams ♪
♪ So let's wrap up this show ♪
Yeah!
Mayor Huck, come up here with us.
And you, and you, old people.
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
What about me?
Okay.
♪ Playing music together is fun ♪
♪ Now we are best friends here with everyone ♪
♪ Rocking all night till the speakers are blown ♪
♪ Rocking the town of Jellystone! ♪
[both cheering]
Now that's what I call a smash hit single.
- Smash hit signal? [gasps] That's the signal! - [beeps]
Boo Boo, no!
[all screaming]
Now that's what I call rock 'n' roll.
[theme music playing]