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[theme music playing]
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[tires screeching]
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Turututututu. It's the
Jellystone News Hour. Tututu.
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Welcome to Jellystone News.
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I'm Yogi, the cool guy.
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And I do the weather.
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Today's score
was boring and stupid,
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but Peter slipped
on a hot dog.
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That was dope.
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- [Boo Boo's mother] Boo Boo.
- Yes, Mama.
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Mama needs help
with her feet. Come here.
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Coming.
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Ah, another
classic home movie.
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What's next?
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We could do Back Surgery Fails:
Volume Five.
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Nah, I'm sick
of that hospital stuff.
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What about this one?
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Cool Jamz?
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I don't remember this one.
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[screams] We love you, Yogi.
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This is my first song.
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It's got "Hot 'n Cool."
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♪ I'm hot and I'm cool
and I'm hungry, but I rule ♪
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Nine-minute guitar solo.
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[imitating guitar playing]
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Wow! Look how cool I was.
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Oh, no. Why did I decide
to become a doctor?
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I wanna be cool again.
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I'm going to start a band.
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Kinda sounds like you're having
a midlife crisis, Yogi.
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[gasps] That's
a great band name.
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Yogi's Midlife Crisis!
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All right. This is your
one and only chance
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to get into the hottest band
of the century.
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Show me what you got!
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[inhales deeply, blows]
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[squeaky music playing]
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[whistles]
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[buzzer sounds]
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[Yogi] So we've scoured
the city for the coolest,
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most talented musicians around,
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and you guys are it!
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Now, I can't promise
it'll be easy,
but I can promise
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that we're going to be huge
and tour all over the world.
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[all] Yeah!
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Follow my lead.
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Four, five, seven, eight.
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[playing unsynchronized,
off-tune music]
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[music continues]
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My musical senses
are tingling.
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Someone's hurting music!
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[screams]
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[music continues]
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[screams]
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What's wrong?
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This is too rocking
for your, old man?
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Uh, no, it's just, like, bad.
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No, it's not.
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Look, you guys aren't terrible.
You just need some help.
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Anybody can learn music
with the proper training.
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For example, Doggie Daddy,
play something.
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[plays two notes]
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Okay. Now, instead
of doing like that,
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just take a deep breath
and feel the notes, girlfriend.
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[plays melody]
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Oh, wow. Thanks.
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Captain Caveman,
what's your approach
to playing the drums?
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Uh, me imagine
me enemies.
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Take that, guy in
swimming pool who cut in line.
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Instead of anger,
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try to tap into some
positive emotions
when playing, huh?
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Huh. Take that, Mom.
I love you.
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Greats!
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Oh, and Chopper, you got
to just plug your base
into the amp.
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- [guitar strums]
- And, Yogi,
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a true leader
commands the stage.
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Here. Watch me. [clears throat]
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-♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪
- [music playing]
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♪ Oh, yeah, baby
singing a song ♪
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Hey, that actually
sound good.
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Well, as the number one
leader of this band,
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- I guess we could use a backup singer.
- [clanging]
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What the shrimp!
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What are you people
doing in my garage?
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Oh, no! The fuzz!
Rock 'n' roll, scatter!
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[all panting]
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Are you guys ready
for our first gig?
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[all] Oh, yeah!
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Look at that crowd.
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[soft music playing]
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Thanks, everyone for coming
the Lambsy's birthday party.
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Today, I am a man.
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Aw, look at him
and his little suitcase.
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Honey, I'm home!
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And now, it's time
for the musical portion
of the afternoon.
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[guitar strums]
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Hey, Jellystone!
We are Yogi's Midlife Crisis.
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One, two, ten, twelve.
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♪ Look at Lambsy all grown up ♪
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♪ Form a boy to a man
Wow! Uh-huh ♪
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♪ But on several levels
he's still a boy ♪
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♪ You can't rent him a car
But he can play with toys ♪
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[gasps] Hey, I can sing, too.
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[screams gibberish]
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Yeah! [laughs maniacally]
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Stop it. You're ruining
my party!
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I'd rather look at the tears
coming out to my face.
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I'm still a boy.
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Thanks a lot, Squiddly.
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This was supposed
to be my chance
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to be a hecking cool rock star,
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and you made me
look like a doofus
in front of everyone.
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I quit! [cries]
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[music playing]
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Yogi, how'd the big show go?
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I don't want to talk about it.
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Well, I know what
will cheer you up.
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Let's watch some late night TV.
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Welcome back Snuggle Up
With Snagglepuss.
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The song
you just heard was...
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"I Got A New Band"
by Squiddly and the Diddleys.
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[crowd cheers]
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[spits] What the...
They made a band
without me!
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And they're on TV!
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Squiddly, what was the
inspiration for this song?
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Um, "I Got
A New Band" is about...
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Um, I'm not even sure myself,
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you know, I just go into this
trance when I'm writing.
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- [phone rings]
- Ooh, looks like we have a caller.
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Caller, you're on the air.
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Uh, oh, hello.
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I wanted to ask the lead singer
why she's a dumb dookie
with a fat head.
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And my second question
is, "You stink!"
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Come on, Yogi.
I know that's you.
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Surprise! It was me all along!
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[Captain Caveman gasps]
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Do you guys
hurt my feelings.
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I don't need any of you.
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I'm a solo artist now.
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Looks like we have some
unresolved emotions here.
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There's only one way
to settle this.
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A battle of the bands!
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- [crowd cheering]
- Haven!
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[gasps]
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[crowd cheering]
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Listen up! We got
T-shirts, posters...
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Random junk we
took from the trash.
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Welcome everyone
to Jellystone's
"Battle of the Bands".
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Tonight, two bands
will fight head to head in
a duel for musical dominance.
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And whichever act gets
more claps and cheers
will be the winner.
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[crowd cheering]
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Yogi, why do you look like
a level eight necromancer?
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Rock stars need
snazzy clothes, Boo Boo!
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Now listen, take this remote.
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What for?
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It's my rock 'n' roll revenge.
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When I give you the signal,
just press the button.
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Oh, okay. What's the signal?
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The word "signal."
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Just the word?
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Yup.
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Now, let's welcome
our first band.
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Squiggly and the Diddleys.
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[crowd cheering]
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Thank you.
Thank you all so much.
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And they're going up
against Yogi's Midlife Crisis.
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[crowd cheering]
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- [strumming guitar]
- Huh?
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- Woo-hoo!
- [crowd cheering]
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Okay, everyone.
I want a fair fight.
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No lip-syncing. No auto-tune.
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Just pure Grade-A music.
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Now, let the battle commence.
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- [crowd cheering]
- [music plays]
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♪ I'm a cool
rock 'n' roll guy ♪
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♪ Got me a bike that will
take me anywhere ♪
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♪ I ride into the night ♪
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♪ I always wear a helmet
'cause I never
pass on the right ♪
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- [Yogi whooping]
- [crowd cheering]
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♪ Music is my one true love ♪
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♪ I'd kiss it if I could ♪
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♪ At night
I smooch all my CDs ♪
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♪ And this feels really good! ♪
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[crowd cheering]
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♪ I butter up my knees
So I can do a sick slide ♪
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♪ It's the kind of thing I do
'cause I got
rock 'n' roll pride ♪
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[crowd] Rock 'n' roll!
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♪ Music is my gift to you ♪
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♪ And you deserve the spoils ♪
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♪ Music helps
my hair look good ♪
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♪ Like natural music oil! ♪
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[playing soulful tune]
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Hey!
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[strums guitar] Hey!
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[playing upbeat tune]
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Hey!
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You're making
a fool of yourself.
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- Get off the stage! I'm not listening.
- Get off the stage!
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- [argument continues]
- This is terrible.
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Yeah, I can't bob to this.
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- Boo!
- [crowd booing]
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- Oh, no, they're booing! [grunts]
- Oh!
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- [crash]
- [crowd booing]
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♪ Squiddly, I'm sorry ♪
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♪ I acted awful ♪
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♪ I messed up your song
and I know that's not cool ♪
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♪ We didn't mean
for you to feel left out ♪
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♪ Team work and stuff is what
a band's all about ♪
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♪ Shouldn't be fighting
You know music is fun ♪
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♪ When we are together
we are second to none ♪
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♪ Now let's jam out
and nail the show ♪
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♪ What do you say?
Cool that, bro? ♪
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Yeah!
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[all cheering]
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♪ Let's try a rocking
and rolling good time ♪
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♪ A place we left ♪
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♪ And I'll ding a chime ♪
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♪ Music is rad ♪
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[both] Everyone, clap along!
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♪ I fulfill
my rock star dreams ♪
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♪ So let's wrap up this show ♪
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Yeah!
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Mayor Huck,
come up here with us.
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And you, and you, old people.
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Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
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What about me?
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Okay.
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♪ Playing music together
is fun ♪
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♪ Now we are best friends
here with everyone ♪
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♪ Rocking all night
till the speakers are blown ♪
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♪ Rocking the town
of Jellystone! ♪
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[both cheering]
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Now that's what I call
a smash hit single.
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- Smash hit signal? [gasps] That's the signal!
- [beeps]
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Boo Boo, no!
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[all screaming]
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Now that's what
I call rock 'n' roll.
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[theme music playing]