1 00:00:38,915 --> 00:00:43,252 Turututututu. It's the Jellystone News Hour. Tututu. 2 00:00:43,336 --> 00:00:45,755 Welcome to Jellystone News. 3 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:48,257 I'm Yogi, the cool guy. 4 00:00:48,341 --> 00:00:49,967 And I do the weather. 5 00:00:50,051 --> 00:00:52,345 Today's score was boring and stupid, 6 00:00:52,345 --> 00:00:54,847 but Peter slipped on a hot dog. 7 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:56,182 That was dope. 8 00:00:56,182 --> 00:00:57,642 - Boo Boo. - Yes, Mama. 9 00:00:57,642 --> 00:01:00,478 Mama needs help with her feet. Come here. 10 00:01:00,478 --> 00:01:01,604 Coming. 11 00:01:03,606 --> 00:01:06,734 Ah, another classic home movie. 12 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:08,236 What's next? 13 00:01:08,236 --> 00:01:10,696 We could do Back Surgery Fails: Volume Five. 14 00:01:10,780 --> 00:01:13,115 Nah, I'm sick of that hospital stuff. 15 00:01:13,199 --> 00:01:14,826 What about this one? 16 00:01:18,204 --> 00:01:19,372 Cool Jamz? 17 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:21,207 I don't remember this one. 18 00:01:22,917 --> 00:01:25,461 We love you, Yogi. 19 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:27,171 This is my first song. 20 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:29,882 It's got "Hot 'n Cool." 21 00:01:29,966 --> 00:01:33,719 ♪ I'm hot and I'm cool and I'm hungry, but I rule ♪ 22 00:01:33,803 --> 00:01:36,180 Nine-minute guitar solo. 23 00:01:37,557 --> 00:01:40,518 Wow! Look how cool I was. 24 00:01:40,518 --> 00:01:43,980 Oh, no. Why did I decide to become a doctor? 25 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:45,898 I wanna be cool again. 26 00:01:45,982 --> 00:01:47,608 I'm going to start a band. 27 00:01:47,692 --> 00:01:50,903 Kinda sounds like you're having a midlife crisis, Yogi. 28 00:01:50,987 --> 00:01:53,364 That's a great band name. 29 00:01:53,364 --> 00:01:57,076 Yogi's Midlife Crisis! 30 00:01:57,076 --> 00:02:00,121 All right. This is your one and only chance 31 00:02:00,121 --> 00:02:03,499 to get into the hottest band of the century. 32 00:02:03,583 --> 00:02:05,167 Show me what you got! 33 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:19,640 So we've scoured the city for the coolest, 34 00:02:19,724 --> 00:02:21,684 most talented musicians around, 35 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:25,354 and you guys are it! 36 00:02:25,438 --> 00:02:28,482 Now, I can't promise it'll be easy, but I can promise 37 00:02:28,566 --> 00:02:31,944 that we're going to be huge and tour all over the world. 38 00:02:32,028 --> 00:02:33,112 Yeah! 39 00:02:33,112 --> 00:02:34,572 Follow my lead. 40 00:02:34,572 --> 00:02:35,948 Four, five, seven, eight. 41 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,790 My musical senses are tingling. 42 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:46,626 Someone's hurting music! 43 00:03:03,059 --> 00:03:04,268 What's wrong? 44 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:07,188 This is too rocking for your, old man? 45 00:03:07,188 --> 00:03:09,815 Uh, no, it's just, like, bad. 46 00:03:09,899 --> 00:03:11,317 No, it's not. 47 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,444 Look, you guys aren't terrible. You just need some help. 48 00:03:13,444 --> 00:03:16,113 Anybody can learn music with the proper training. 49 00:03:16,197 --> 00:03:18,824 For example, Doggie Daddy, play something. 50 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:22,453 Okay. Now, instead of doing like that, 51 00:03:22,453 --> 00:03:27,541 just take a deep breath and feel the notes, girlfriend. 52 00:03:31,087 --> 00:03:32,672 Oh, wow. Thanks. 53 00:03:32,672 --> 00:03:35,132 Captain Caveman, what's your approach to playing the drums? 54 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:37,176 Uh, me imagine me enemies. 55 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:41,013 Take that, guy in swimming pool who cut in line. 56 00:03:41,097 --> 00:03:42,682 Instead of anger, 57 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:45,101 try to tap into some positive emotions when playing, huh? 58 00:03:45,101 --> 00:03:48,688 Huh. Take that, Mom. I love you. 59 00:03:48,688 --> 00:03:50,356 Greats! 60 00:03:50,356 --> 00:03:52,608 Oh, and Chopper, you got to just plug your base into the amp. 61 00:03:52,692 --> 00:03:53,985 And, Yogi, 62 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:56,529 a true leader commands the stage. 63 00:03:56,529 --> 00:03:58,406 Here. Watch me. 64 00:03:58,406 --> 00:04:00,700 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪ 65 00:04:00,700 --> 00:04:03,869 ♪ Oh, yeah, baby singing a song ♪ 66 00:04:03,953 --> 00:04:06,622 Hey, that actually sound good. 67 00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:09,000 Well, as the number one leader of this band, 68 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,461 I guess we could use a backup singer. 69 00:04:12,545 --> 00:04:13,754 What the shrimp! 70 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:15,506 What are you people doing in my garage? 71 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,759 Oh, no! The fuzz! Rock 'n' roll, scatter! 72 00:04:22,346 --> 00:04:25,182 Are you guys ready for our first gig? 73 00:04:25,266 --> 00:04:26,934 Oh, yeah! 74 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:28,644 Look at that crowd. 75 00:04:30,563 --> 00:04:33,774 Thanks, everyone for coming the Lambsy's birthday party. 76 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,193 Today, I am a man. 77 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,320 Aw, look at him and his little suitcase. 78 00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:40,239 Honey, I'm home! 79 00:04:40,239 --> 00:04:43,909 And now, it's time for the musical portion of the afternoon. 80 00:04:45,286 --> 00:04:49,290 Hey, Jellystone! We are Yogi's Midlife Crisis. 81 00:04:49,290 --> 00:04:50,791 One, two, ten, twelve. 82 00:04:50,875 --> 00:04:53,544 ♪ Look at Lambsy all grown up ♪ 83 00:04:53,544 --> 00:04:56,422 ♪ Form a boy to a man Wow! Uh-huh ♪ 84 00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:59,717 ♪ But on several levels he's still a boy ♪ 85 00:04:59,717 --> 00:05:04,346 ♪ You can't rent him a car But he can play with toys ♪ 86 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:09,268 Hey, I can sing, too. 87 00:05:12,813 --> 00:05:14,774 Yeah! 88 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:19,111 Stop it. You're ruining my party! 89 00:05:19,195 --> 00:05:22,490 I'd rather look at the tears coming out to my face. 90 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,575 I'm still a boy. 91 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,118 Thanks a lot, Squiddly. 92 00:05:26,202 --> 00:05:28,162 This was supposed to be my chance 93 00:05:28,162 --> 00:05:29,955 to be a hecking cool rock star, 94 00:05:30,039 --> 00:05:32,917 and you made me look like a doofus in front of everyone. 95 00:05:32,917 --> 00:05:34,710 I quit! 96 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:47,807 Yogi, how'd the big show go? 97 00:05:47,807 --> 00:05:49,475 I don't want to talk about it. 98 00:05:49,475 --> 00:05:51,227 Well, I know what will cheer you up. 99 00:05:51,227 --> 00:05:52,812 Let's watch some late night TV. 100 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:56,232 Welcome back Snuggle Up With Snagglepuss. 101 00:05:56,232 --> 00:05:57,817 The song you just heard was... 102 00:05:57,817 --> 00:06:01,987 "I Got A New Band" by Squiddly and the Diddleys. 103 00:06:03,656 --> 00:06:07,034 What the... They made a band without me! 104 00:06:07,118 --> 00:06:08,661 And they're on TV! 105 00:06:08,661 --> 00:06:12,248 Squiddly, what was the inspiration for this song? 106 00:06:12,248 --> 00:06:15,084 Um, "I Got A New Band" is about... 107 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,794 Um, I'm not even sure myself, 108 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,130 you know, I just go into this trance when I'm writing. 109 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:21,507 Ooh, looks like we have a caller. 110 00:06:21,507 --> 00:06:23,884 Caller, you're on the air. 111 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:25,845 Uh, oh, hello. 112 00:06:25,845 --> 00:06:29,890 I wanted to ask the lead singer why she's a dumb dookie with a fat head. 113 00:06:29,974 --> 00:06:32,601 And my second question is, "You stink!" 114 00:06:32,685 --> 00:06:34,937 Come on, Yogi. I know that's you. 115 00:06:34,937 --> 00:06:37,731 Surprise! It was me all along! 116 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:40,401 Do you guys hurt my feelings. 117 00:06:40,401 --> 00:06:41,902 I don't need any of you. 118 00:06:41,986 --> 00:06:43,904 I'm a solo artist now. 119 00:06:43,988 --> 00:06:47,241 Looks like we have some unresolved emotions here. 120 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,952 There's only one way to settle this. 121 00:06:49,952 --> 00:06:52,288 A battle of the bands! 122 00:06:52,288 --> 00:06:53,914 Haven! 123 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,756 Listen up! We got T-shirts, posters... 124 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,467 Random junk we took from the trash. 125 00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:09,388 Welcome everyone to Jellystone's "Battle of the Bands". 126 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:13,893 Tonight, two bands will fight head to head in a duel for musical dominance. 127 00:07:13,893 --> 00:07:17,730 And whichever act gets more claps and cheers will be the winner. 128 00:07:19,315 --> 00:07:23,068 Yogi, why do you look like a level eight necromancer? 129 00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:25,821 Rock stars need snazzy clothes, Boo Boo! 130 00:07:25,905 --> 00:07:27,865 Now listen, take this remote. 131 00:07:27,865 --> 00:07:28,866 What for? 132 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:31,076 It's my rock 'n' roll revenge. 133 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:34,413 When I give you the signal, just press the button. 134 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,916 Oh, okay. What's the signal? 135 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,084 The word "signal." 136 00:07:39,752 --> 00:07:41,045 Just the word? 137 00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:43,130 Yup. 138 00:07:43,214 --> 00:07:45,257 Now, let's welcome our first band. 139 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:47,718 Squiggly and the Diddleys. 140 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:51,555 Thank you. Thank you all so much. 141 00:07:51,639 --> 00:07:55,601 And they're going up against Yogi's Midlife Crisis. 142 00:07:58,312 --> 00:07:59,480 Huh? 143 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,701 Woo-hoo! 144 00:08:12,785 --> 00:08:14,828 Okay, everyone. I want a fair fight. 145 00:08:14,912 --> 00:08:16,789 No lip-syncing. No auto-tune. 146 00:08:16,789 --> 00:08:18,791 Just pure Grade-A music. 147 00:08:18,791 --> 00:08:21,585 Now, let the battle commence. 148 00:08:24,255 --> 00:08:26,382 ♪ I'm a cool rock 'n' roll guy ♪ 149 00:08:26,382 --> 00:08:29,051 ♪ Got me a bike that will take me anywhere ♪ 150 00:08:29,051 --> 00:08:31,136 ♪ I ride into the night ♪ 151 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:35,015 ♪ I always wear a helmet 'cause I never pass on the right ♪ 152 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:40,479 ♪ Music is my one true love ♪ 153 00:08:40,479 --> 00:08:42,815 ♪ I'd kiss it if I could ♪ 154 00:08:42,815 --> 00:08:45,734 ♪ At night I smooch all my CDs ♪ 155 00:08:45,818 --> 00:08:50,072 ♪ And this feels really good! ♪ 156 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:54,076 ♪ I butter up my knees So I can do a sick slide ♪ 157 00:08:54,076 --> 00:08:57,579 ♪ It's the kind of thing I do 'cause I got rock 'n' roll pride ♪ 158 00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:58,956 Rock 'n' roll! 159 00:08:58,956 --> 00:09:01,250 ♪ Music is my gift to you ♪ 160 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:03,711 ♪ And you deserve the spoils ♪ 161 00:09:03,711 --> 00:09:06,213 ♪ Music helps my hair look good ♪ 162 00:09:06,297 --> 00:09:09,049 ♪ Like natural music oil! ♪ 163 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:14,680 Hey! 164 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,768 Hey! 165 00:09:21,145 --> 00:09:22,938 You're making a fool of yourself. 166 00:09:23,022 --> 00:09:24,523 - Get off the stage! I'm not listening. - Get off the stage! 167 00:09:24,523 --> 00:09:26,442 This is terrible. 168 00:09:26,442 --> 00:09:28,610 Yeah, I can't bob to this. 169 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,738 Boo! 170 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:33,532 - Oh, no, they're booing! - Oh! 171 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:37,202 ♪ Squiddly, I'm sorry ♪ 172 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:38,912 ♪ I acted awful ♪ 173 00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,498 ♪ I messed up your song and I know that's not cool ♪ 174 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:44,376 ♪ We didn't mean for you to feel left out ♪ 175 00:09:44,460 --> 00:09:47,546 ♪ Team work and stuff is what a band's all about ♪ 176 00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:50,424 ♪ Shouldn't be fighting You know music is fun ♪ 177 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:53,385 ♪ When we are together we are second to none ♪ 178 00:09:53,469 --> 00:09:56,555 ♪ Now let's jam out and nail the show ♪ 179 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:59,475 ♪ What do you say? Cool that, bro? ♪ 180 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:01,226 Yeah! 181 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,230 ♪ Let's try a rocking and rolling good time ♪ 182 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,648 ♪ A place we left ♪ 183 00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,067 ♪ And I'll ding a chime ♪ 184 00:10:08,067 --> 00:10:09,526 ♪ Music is rad ♪ 185 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:10,986 Everyone, clap along! 186 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:13,655 ♪ I fulfill my rock star dreams ♪ 187 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:15,240 ♪ So let's wrap up this show ♪ 188 00:10:15,324 --> 00:10:16,492 Yeah! 189 00:10:16,492 --> 00:10:19,161 Mayor Huck, come up here with us. 190 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,497 And you, and you, old people. 191 00:10:21,497 --> 00:10:24,458 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 192 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:26,543 What about me? 193 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,046 Okay. 194 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:33,217 ♪ Playing music together is fun ♪ 195 00:10:33,217 --> 00:10:36,220 ♪ Now we are best friends here with everyone ♪ 196 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,348 ♪ Rocking all night till the speakers are blown ♪ 197 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,559 ♪ Rocking the town of Jellystone! ♪ 198 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:49,066 Now that's what I call a smash hit single. 199 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:52,361 Smash hit signal? 200 00:10:54,613 --> 00:10:55,781 Boo Boo, no! 201 00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:04,123 Now that's what I call rock 'n' roll.