This is Snagglepuss reporting live
from the streets of Jellystone
where everyone who is anyone
has turned out to buy some of Shazzan's gourmet ice cream.
Shazzan, many have called your ice cream magical.
Is this because you use magic to make it?
Yes. Also because of the rose water.
Well, there you have it. Truly a magical moment--
I want to shout out to my dude Kaboobie.
Kaboobie dude. What up, Bro. Check it out, I'm on the TV!
Ooh, ice cream. Yeah!
Ugh, this is taking forever.
I would leave, but his ice cream
is magically delicious.
Yeah, it's the rose water.
Yeah, I hear the flavor of the day
is called First Kiss.
One lick, and you're instantly reminded
of that magnificent experience.
Hey, Cindy.
Guess what my first kiss tastes like.
Huh? Wink-wink.
Yogi, we said we'd never bring that up.
Hey, Cindy, guess what mine tastes like.
Oh, my gosh. It was college.
Mistakes were made.
I remember my first kiss. It was a guy named Muttley.
I always liked the bad boys. His laugh annoyed me though.
One scoop of First Kiss, s'il vous plait.
Comin' right up, miss.
Have some sprinkles, on the house.
Honestly I don't care what it tastes like,
I come for the sprinkles.
Just chocolate for me, I like chocolate. Thank you.
Ugh, I've had enough of Muttley.
Au revoir, mon ami, you are a bad kisser.
So are you going to tell me?
Your first kiss, is it that bad a memory?
Loopy.
There's no memory.
I've never had a first kiss. I'm unkissed!
I find that hard to believe. You are the hottest of tamales.
I know. I got it goin' on. Come on! I just...
I don't know, I've never been able to make it happen.
Inacceptable.
I know we are already three hours late for work,
but we are going to find you someone to kiss.
Yes!
We're going to get fired someday, aren't we?
Yes, probably.
Get ready to get kissed, Jellystone.
On the mouth. Ooh, what about Peter?
Come on, these were also my pajamas.
No, he is weak. You will break his heart.
Well, what about Doggie Daddy?
How cute is this kid?
On a scale of 98 to 100. Come on, be honest.
I'm literally just trying to eat my lunch.
That is way too much to unpack there.
You're right. This is my first kiss.
I only get one chance at it.
It's gotta be with someone perfect.
That guy just took my ice cream.
Somebody stop him.
A cry for help.
I must answer the call of justice.
For I am the hero known as El Kabong.
Kabong!
Oh, my gosh. That was so heroic.
It would have been a shame to lose such beautiful desert.
Your ice cream, madame.
Oh, thank you.
Hang on. You have some chocolate on your mouth.
Allow me.
It's just smearing a little bit.
Oh, I get it on me.
Oh, right on the nose, okay.
♪ Just one kiss ♪
♪ All I need is just one kiss ♪
♪ From El Kabong ♪
♪ How could it be so wrong ♪
♪ To want a kiss From El Kabong? ♪
I apologize. Apparently, I have run out of napkins.
Help. Somebody help me.
Duty calls. I must away.
Loopy, I know who I want my first kiss from.
He's so handsome and rugged,
and he's so heroic, and he smells like roses,
and I... I want that kiss. But how do I get it?
I will tranquilize him.
No, no, no, no.
Heroes always show up when there's trouble.
All I got to do is cause a little bit of trouble.
Just a little. Then he'll come running to save the day.
Then our eyes will meet.
He'll quiver with anticipation.
He'll chuckle darkly, I'll blush.
Then our lips, trembling with desire
will inch toward each other,
and finally, ooh, I'll get that kiss!
Hmm. My way's easier, but whatever.
Oh, no, there's a giant puddle.
I'll get my flippers wet if I step in it.
If only there was some sort of gentleman
around who would help me.
Allow me, senorita.
Oh, my hero.
Help!
Somebody help me. Oh!
How can I repay you?
Oh, no. I need help.
I got an owie.
Oh, come on!
Help. I'm being robbed.
I hope you're all ready to kiss
your days of law-breaking goodbye.
Kiss goodbye for you.
I guess I'm just destined to die alone.
Unhappy, unfulfilled, unkissed.
Oh, my sweet Jaber, snap out of it.
Oh, she back. But for real, girl,
how do I get El Kabong's attention?
You simply haven't been using enough danger.
Not enough?
- You need more danger. - More?
What you need is Lady Danjjer.
Yeah.
Wait, who needs what now?
Behold, a costume I made for you.
Loopy, how'd you make this?
I borrowed a few things from the boss.
Loopy, Jaber. Have any of you girls seen my fishnets?
Go ahead, try it on.
Better pucker those lips, El Kabong,
'cause here comes Lady Danjjer.
So, what should I do to get El Kabong's attention?
Steal all the cash in the bank?
Nah, too cliche.
Destroy his family and his home.
Nah, too dark.
Cover the post office in honey and killer bees
rendering it completely useless?
No, too esoteric.
I need an evil plot people can relate to.
Okay, for real.
Which one of you two drank all my milk?
You know how much it upsets me
if I can't have my three o'clock milk break.
It's a totally relatable thing to get upset about
when someone takes all your milk.
Are you even listening?
That's it.
I know how I'm gonna get my first kiss,
and El Kabong will never know what hit him.
That outfit is super cute.
Oh, thanks.
All right, who's ready for some more ice cream magic?
Well, everyone knows that you can't
make ice cream without milk.
Huh? The magic. It's gone.
Oh, no!
What monster is forcing my baby
to cut the roof of her mouth on these dry, dry cookies?
Finally, my dream of being in a cereal bath
has come true. Do it, Boo Boo, cereal me.
You got it, buddy.
Huh?
No!
It seems someone has stolen all the milk in Jellystone
and suspended it in a giant saucer above town square.
What kind of evil bad guy would do such a thing?
Me. I did it. Lady Danjjer.
I stole all y'all's milk. You mad?
Yes.
Oh, I'm so bad.
Somebody needs to come punish me.
Lady Danjjer.
Oh, my gosh it worked.
It worked, it worked, it worked, it worked, it worked.
Citizens, do not worry.
I shall save the leche.
As long as El Kabong is here,
you'll never have--
Enough talk.
It's time to dance cowboy.
Lady Danjjer, I give up.
I must confess.
You have disarmed me with your charm.
That's right. I got you.
After all this time, you're mine.
You're all mine.
And now I'm gonna get what I've been after this whole time.
Oh, wait, have mercy.
Don't eat me, please.
I finally got my kiss.
Wait, stop.
Call me.
No!
Well, well, I know that look.
Oh, Loopy, please.
You know I don't kiss and tell, girl.
- Yes, you do. - Oh, my gosh.
El Kabong and I kissed and it was so magical.
I will never wash my lips again.
Well, now that you got your first kiss, what's next?
Hmm, well.
Excuse me, do you sell teeny, little,
itty-bitty, tiny genie vests here?
Well, hello!
Lady Danjjer.
Your lips tasted of tuna fish.
I have never known such a kiss.
One day, I shall find you again, my love.
Oh, it smells so bad, how can it smell so bad so fast? Ugh.