1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:06,000 [woman]                     Previously on   Super Pumped. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,340 [woman]                     Previously on   Super Pumped. 3 00:00:07,382 --> 00:00:08,000 Boom! You just got Greyballed,                motherfucker! 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 Boom! You just got Greyballed,                motherfucker! 5 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:10,593 Boom! You just got Greyballed,                motherfucker! 6 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:12,000 I-Is this legal? 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:13,054 I-Is this legal? 8 00:00:13,096 --> 00:00:14,000 Are you an asshole? 9 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:14,723 Are you an asshole? 10 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,000 [Emil]   We wouldn't even                be here tonight 11 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,100 [Emil]   We wouldn't even                be here tonight 12 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,000 if it wasn't for                      Olivia Lungociu. 13 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,852 if it wasn't for                      Olivia Lungociu. 14 00:00:18,893 --> 00:00:20,000 What if we gave her               a taste of her own medicine? 15 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:20,645 What if we gave her               a taste of her own medicine? 16 00:00:20,687 --> 00:00:22,000 Spend a million dollars                   to dig into her? 17 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,648 Spend a million dollars                   to dig into her? 18 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:24,000 How could you, Emil? 19 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,650 How could you, Emil? 20 00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:26,000 [Gurley] I'm the one                 who put you in here. 21 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 [Gurley] I'm the one                 who put you in here. 22 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,278 [Gurley] I'm the one                 who put you in here. 23 00:00:28,319 --> 00:00:30,000 I'm the one who can                   take you out too. 24 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,739 I'm the one who can                   take you out too. 25 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:32,000 -What's going on?                   -[Travis]   I yelled. 26 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:32,949 -What's going on?                   -[Travis]   I yelled. 27 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,000 [Bonnie]                      Travis, you can't do that. 28 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:34,993 [Bonnie]                      Travis, you can't do that. 29 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,000 Yeah, I know. I know. 30 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,202 Yeah, I know. I know. 31 00:00:36,244 --> 00:00:37,787 I don't know what                   the fuck's wrong with me. 32 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:38,000 I don't know why I keep                    doing that. 33 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,789 I don't know why I keep                    doing that. 34 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:40,000 Sometimes to get what you want, 35 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:40,915 Sometimes to get what you want, 36 00:00:40,957 --> 00:00:42,000 you got to give                      what you want. 37 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,667 you got to give                      what you want. 38 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,000 [Travis]                        There's no driver. 39 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:44,669 [Travis]                        There's no driver. 40 00:00:44,711 --> 00:00:45,837 We doing this? 41 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:46,000 We sure as fuck are, man. 42 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,005 We sure as fuck are, man. 43 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:48,000 [Gurley]                          Google rang me up. 44 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,381 [Gurley]                          Google rang me up. 45 00:00:48,423 --> 00:00:50,000 It's not good.               They're suing over Levandowski. 46 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,301 It's not good.               They're suing over Levandowski. 47 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:52,000 You need to publish                      this video. 48 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,428 You need to publish                      this video. 49 00:00:53,470 --> 00:00:54,000 The world needs to see it. 50 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,971 The world needs to see it. 51 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,000 urgent music plays 52 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 urgent music plays 53 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,099 urgent music plays 54 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,000 opening theme music plays 55 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:04,000 opening theme music plays 56 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,439 opening theme music plays 57 00:02:06,209 --> 00:02:07,752 [Holder]                         Hello, everyone. 58 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:08,000 I understand Mr. Kalanick               is unable to join, 59 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 I understand Mr. Kalanick               is unable to join, 60 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:10,964 I understand Mr. Kalanick               is unable to join, 61 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:12,000 but we know everything, 62 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:12,590 but we know everything, 63 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:14,000 and we have it all in here. 64 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,135 and we have it all in here. 65 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:16,000 So let's begin. 66 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,679 So let's begin. 67 00:02:21,850 --> 00:02:22,000 "Force of Nature"                 by Pearl Jam plays 68 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 "Force of Nature"                 by Pearl Jam plays 69 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,519 "Force of Nature"                 by Pearl Jam plays 70 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,000 Understand she's a force                   of nature 71 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 Understand she's a force                   of nature 72 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,198 Understand she's a force                   of nature 73 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:38,000 Contraband hiding deep                 inside her soul 74 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:40,000 Contraband hiding deep                 inside her soul 75 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,035 Contraband hiding deep                 inside her soul 76 00:02:41,077 --> 00:02:42,000 Exercising her will                   to lose control 77 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Exercising her will                   to lose control 78 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Exercising her will                   to lose control 79 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:46,249 Exercising her will                   to lose control 80 00:02:46,291 --> 00:02:48,000 These are just                   and reasonable demands 81 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 These are just                   and reasonable demands 82 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,546 These are just                   and reasonable demands 83 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,000 of righteous people. 84 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,882 of righteous people. 85 00:02:53,923 --> 00:02:54,000 [speech continues indistinctly] 86 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,216 [speech continues indistinctly] 87 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,000 [Tarantino]                  A man considers himself small 88 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,218 [Tarantino]                  A man considers himself small 89 00:02:57,260 --> 00:02:58,000 right up until the moment                    he bigs up. 90 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 right up until the moment                    he bigs up. 91 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,013 right up until the moment                    he bigs up. 92 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:02,000 Atlas-style, Greek Titan,                    bodybuilder. 93 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Atlas-style, Greek Titan,                    bodybuilder. 94 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:04,267 Atlas-style, Greek Titan,                    bodybuilder. 95 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,000 Both motherfuckers apply. 96 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,311 Both motherfuckers apply. 97 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:08,000 Inspiration from the back                  of a comic book 98 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:08,146 Inspiration from the back                  of a comic book 99 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,000 is not far off                   in this particular case. 100 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,773 is not far off                   in this particular case. 101 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,000 Can you believe this asshole? 102 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:12,859 Can you believe this asshole? 103 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:14,000 The case of Dan O'Sullivan. 104 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 The case of Dan O'Sullivan. 105 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,988 The case of Dan O'Sullivan. 106 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,000 Chicago nobody                      versus the world. 107 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,407 Chicago nobody                      versus the world. 108 00:03:19,449 --> 00:03:20,000 [Trump]   ...so much                   unrealized potential. 109 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 [Trump]   ...so much                   unrealized potential. 110 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,036 [Trump]   ...so much                   unrealized potential. 111 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:24,000 This American carnage                    stops right here 112 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 This American carnage                    stops right here 113 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,957 This American carnage                    stops right here 114 00:03:27,999 --> 00:03:28,000 and stops right now. 115 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 and stops right now. 116 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:30,960 and stops right now. 117 00:03:31,002 --> 00:03:32,000 [cheers and applause on TV] 118 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:32,462 [cheers and applause on TV] 119 00:03:32,503 --> 00:03:34,000 Maybe we should turn this off,                  you know, 120 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,089 Maybe we should turn this off,                  you know, 121 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,000 keep politics out of the office,             like they said? 122 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,300 keep politics out of the office,             like they said? 123 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:38,000 CEO is on Trump's                   economic council. 124 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,427 CEO is on Trump's                   economic council. 125 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:40,000 He brought politics                    to the office 126 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:40,929 He brought politics                    to the office 127 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:42,000 and dumped them                   like a colostomy bag 128 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,222 and dumped them                   like a colostomy bag 129 00:03:42,263 --> 00:03:43,848 right in the middle                    of the office. 130 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:44,000 You're obsessed, man.                 And a little gross. 131 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 You're obsessed, man.                 And a little gross. 132 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:46,267 You're obsessed, man.                 And a little gross. 133 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,000 Pretty sure we're all               obsessed, or should be. 134 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:48,269 Pretty sure we're all               obsessed, or should be. 135 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:50,000 You didn't get enough blowback        from your company-wide email 136 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,356 You didn't get enough blowback        from your company-wide email 137 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:52,000 about TK                      signing on with Trump? 138 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:53,107 about TK                      signing on with Trump? 139 00:03:53,149 --> 00:03:54,000 I mean, that had to get HR              all up in your face. 140 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,693 I mean, that had to get HR              all up in your face. 141 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:56,000 My face is fine. 142 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,070 My face is fine. 143 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:58,000 You told me you got called                into the office-- 144 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:58,571 You told me you got called                into the office-- 145 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,000 I said it went fine.               Travis is sucking the ass 146 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,740 I said it went fine.               Travis is sucking the ass 147 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,000 of a fake fucking                      billionaire. 148 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,075 of a fake fucking                      billionaire. 149 00:04:02,116 --> 00:04:03,785 Worry about what's ending up                 on his face, 150 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:04,000 and I'll worry                    about him firing me. 151 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:05,620 and I'll worry                    about him firing me. 152 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,000 [crowd shouting angrily] 153 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,125 [crowd shouting angrily] 154 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,000 [bird tweets] 155 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,559 [bird tweets] 156 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,000 [Whetstone] We've got to turn           this sentiment around. 157 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 [Whetstone] We've got to turn           this sentiment around. 158 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:40,321 [Whetstone] We've got to turn           this sentiment around. 159 00:04:40,363 --> 00:04:42,000 [door opens noisily] 160 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:42,282 [door opens noisily] 161 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,000 [Travis]                     No. I don't believe that. 162 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,412 [Travis]                     No. I don't believe that. 163 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,000 I don't see it. That's not fair. 164 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,497 I don't see it. That's not fair. 165 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:50,000 It's also wrong, by the way.            But mostly it's unfair. 166 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:51,582 It's also wrong, by the way.            But mostly it's unfair. 167 00:04:51,624 --> 00:04:52,000 You agreed to let us do          our thing and then report back. 168 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,876 You agreed to let us do          our thing and then report back. 169 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:54,000 -You agreed.                      -I changed my mind. 170 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,253 -You agreed.                      -I changed my mind. 171 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,000 -And I'm glad I did.                 -We're not doing this 172 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,921 -And I'm glad I did.                 -We're not doing this 173 00:04:56,963 --> 00:04:58,000 with you here,                that's why it's an offsite. 174 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:58,548 with you here,                that's why it's an offsite. 175 00:04:58,589 --> 00:05:00,000 Uber is not paying you           to collect all of my bad press 176 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,675 Uber is not paying you           to collect all of my bad press 177 00:05:00,717 --> 00:05:02,000 like some pissed-off girlfriend       scrolling through our texts 178 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,344 like some pissed-off girlfriend       scrolling through our texts 179 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,000 trying to find the first time             I was mean to her. 180 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,596 trying to find the first time             I was mean to her. 181 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:06,000 Actually, that's exactly          what they want, because this... 182 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 Actually, that's exactly          what they want, because this... 183 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:09,100 Actually, that's exactly          what they want, because this... 184 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,000 well, this says that people               don't like you. 185 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,185 well, this says that people               don't like you. 186 00:05:11,227 --> 00:05:12,000 It says that you are                one dumb choice away 187 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:12,687 It says that you are                one dumb choice away 188 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,000 from being a punchline             buried in the third graph 189 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,897 from being a punchline             buried in the third graph 190 00:05:14,939 --> 00:05:16,000 of a late-night monologue. 191 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:16,107 of a late-night monologue. 192 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:18,000 And who is "they"                   in your construct? 193 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:19,235 And who is "they"                   in your construct? 194 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,000 I'm Uber, 'kay? 195 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:20,737 I'm Uber, 'kay? 196 00:05:20,778 --> 00:05:22,000 And I don't see this. 197 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:22,071 And I don't see this. 198 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,000 What I see is a mediocre               comms team that's... 199 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:24,907 What I see is a mediocre               comms team that's... 200 00:05:24,949 --> 00:05:26,000 Oh, no. 201 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:26,326 Oh, no. 202 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,000 What are you doing? 203 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:28,244 What are you doing? 204 00:05:28,286 --> 00:05:29,537 What is it? 205 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,000 [Travis, on video]                         My girls. 206 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,956 [Travis, on video]                         My girls. 207 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:32,000 -[girls giggling]                      -[music playing] 208 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 -[girls giggling]                      -[music playing] 209 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,501 -[girls giggling]                      -[music playing] 210 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,000 [all laughing] 211 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:38,713 [all laughing] 212 00:05:40,673 --> 00:05:42,000 Do it outside.                   Don't do it in my house. 213 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,468 Do it outside.                   Don't do it in my house. 214 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:44,000 Yeah, this is it, man.                     Heck, yeah. 215 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,136 Yeah, this is it, man.                     Heck, yeah. 216 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,000 Yeah, all right.                          Perfect. 217 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,554 Yeah, all right.                          Perfect. 218 00:05:46,596 --> 00:05:48,000 -[woman 1]   Thank you.          -Oh, this is really fucked up. 219 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:48,806 -[woman 1]   Thank you.          -Oh, this is really fucked up. 220 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:50,000 I don't know if you remember me,   you know, old faces, new faces. 221 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:52,000 I don't know if you remember me,   you know, old faces, new faces. 222 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:52,185 I don't know if you remember me,   you know, old faces, new faces. 223 00:05:52,226 --> 00:05:53,269 2010. 224 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:54,000 Thanks for all the work you do. 225 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:54,854 Thanks for all the work you do. 226 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:56,000 You dropped the prices. 227 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:56,564 You dropped the prices. 228 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,000 I... I didn't drop the prices                  on Black. 229 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:58,566 I... I didn't drop the prices                  on Black. 230 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,000 You can have                     the prices you want, 231 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,109 You can have                     the prices you want, 232 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,000 but you choose to give                 everybody a ride. 233 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:02,153 but you choose to give                 everybody a ride. 234 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,905 Okay, no, here's the thing                   about that. 235 00:06:03,946 --> 00:06:04,000 We can do Lux                      in San Francisco. 236 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,406 We can do Lux                      in San Francisco. 237 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:06,000 I got guys working on Lux                    right now. 238 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,116 I got guys working on Lux                    right now. 239 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,000 That's gonna be 50 to 70%                 more expensive. 240 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,035 That's gonna be 50 to 70%                 more expensive. 241 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,000 But people are not                  trusting you anymore. 242 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:11,037 But people are not                  trusting you anymore. 243 00:06:11,079 --> 00:06:12,000 You think people want to buy             black cars anymore? 244 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,289 You think people want to buy             black cars anymore? 245 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:14,000 Nobody wants                      to buy a black car. 246 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,333 Nobody wants                      to buy a black car. 247 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,000 I lost $97,000                       because of you. 248 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:17,085 I lost $97,000                       because of you. 249 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,000 Yes. I'm bankrupt                     because of you. 250 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,544 Yes. I'm bankrupt                     because of you. 251 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,000 Yes, come on. Yes.              You keep changing every day. 252 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,464 Yes, come on. Yes.              You keep changing every day. 253 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:22,000 -Hold on. Hold on a second.         -You keep changing every day. 254 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:23,132 -Hold on. Hold on a second.         -You keep changing every day. 255 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,000 What have I changed about Black? 256 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,384 What have I changed about Black? 257 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:25,718 -You changed the whole business.                 -What? 258 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:26,000 -You dropped the prices.               -That-- not on Black. 259 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,762 -You dropped the prices.               -That-- not on Black. 260 00:06:27,804 --> 00:06:28,000 -No, that's bullshit. That--              -Yes. Yes, you did. 261 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,000 -No, that's bullshit. That--              -Yes. Yes, you did. 262 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,098 -No, that's bullshit. That--              -Yes. Yes, you did. 263 00:06:30,139 --> 00:06:31,391 No, I didn't. 264 00:06:31,432 --> 00:06:32,000 [Austin]   We are thrilled            to have you exclusive to Uber. 265 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,393 [Austin]   We are thrilled            to have you exclusive to Uber. 266 00:06:33,434 --> 00:06:34,000 -Twenty dollars a mile?                      -Yeah. 267 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,769 -Twenty dollars a mile?                      -Yeah. 268 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,000 And the price for the rider                stays the same. 269 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,979 And the price for the rider                stays the same. 270 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,000 We just appreciate                      your loyalty. 271 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,857 We just appreciate                      your loyalty. 272 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:44,000 -That is bullshit. Bullshit!      -We're talking dollars per mile. 273 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 -That is bullshit. Bullshit!      -We're talking dollars per mile. 274 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:46,072 -That is bullshit. Bullshit!      -We're talking dollars per mile. 275 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,000 -What is the mile now, $2.75?               -You know what? 276 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:48,116 -What is the mile now, $2.75?               -You know what? 277 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,000 Some people just can't take                 responsibility 278 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:50,618 Some people just can't take                 responsibility 279 00:06:50,660 --> 00:06:52,000 -for their own shit.                -I take responsibility. 280 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:52,412 -for their own shit.                -I take responsibility. 281 00:06:52,453 --> 00:06:54,000 And they have to blame              everything in their life 282 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:54,330 And they have to blame              everything in their life 283 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,000 -on somebody else.                   -You sent an email. 284 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:56,040 -on somebody else.                   -You sent an email. 285 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,583 -Come on, you sent an email--                 -Good luck. 286 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:58,000 [Kamel]                     Good luck to you, but I know 287 00:06:58,000 --> 00:06:59,293 [Kamel]                     Good luck to you, but I know 288 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:00,000 -you're not gonna go far.              -Jesus, turn it off. 289 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,711 -you're not gonna go far.              -Jesus, turn it off. 290 00:07:00,753 --> 00:07:02,000 This is really bad.                  That's really bad. 291 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:02,588 This is really bad.                  That's really bad. 292 00:07:02,630 --> 00:07:04,000 That's really bad.                    Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 293 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,883 That's really bad.                    Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 294 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:06,000 Fuck! What is wrong with me? 295 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 Fuck! What is wrong with me? 296 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,302 Fuck! What is wrong with me? 297 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,000 [sobs and inhales sharply] 298 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:10,596 [sobs and inhales sharply] 299 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:11,806 [screams] 300 00:07:11,848 --> 00:07:12,000 [Travis sighs] 301 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,000 [Travis sighs] 302 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,475 [Travis sighs] 303 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,000 [inhales sharply and exhales] 304 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,105 [inhales sharply and exhales] 305 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:22,000 [cell phone buzzes] 306 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,733 [cell phone buzzes] 307 00:07:22,775 --> 00:07:24,000 It's being picked up by Olivia.     It's on WSJ's site. 308 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,445 It's being picked up by Olivia.     It's on WSJ's site. 309 00:07:25,486 --> 00:07:26,000 Is anyone calling us                     for comment? 310 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,113 Is anyone calling us                     for comment? 311 00:07:27,155 --> 00:07:28,000 No. 312 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:28,489 No. 313 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:30,000 -That's not good.                    -Mnh-mnh. 314 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,992 -That's not good.                    -Mnh-mnh. 315 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,000 Uh, Arianna?                   Hi, it's, uh, Travis. 316 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:33,369 Uh, Arianna?                   Hi, it's, uh, Travis. 317 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:34,000 Can you call me back? 318 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,579 Can you call me back? 319 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,000 Um, look, actually,              can you just come get me? 320 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,081 Um, look, actually,              can you just come get me? 321 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:38,000 I'm... 322 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:38,666 I'm... 323 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,000 Never mind just, uh, call.                     Thanks. 324 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,000 Never mind just, uh, call.                     Thanks. 325 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,462 Never mind just, uh, call.                     Thanks. 326 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:44,000 [Bonnie]                       This is Bonnie Kalanick. 327 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:45,006 [Bonnie]                       This is Bonnie Kalanick. 328 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:46,000 Please leave me a message, 329 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:46,215 Please leave me a message, 330 00:07:46,257 --> 00:07:48,000 and I'll get back to you. 331 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:48,134 and I'll get back to you. 332 00:07:48,176 --> 00:07:49,260 Hi, Mom. 333 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,000 Um, can you just                       call me back? 334 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,220 Um, can you just                       call me back? 335 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:52,000 I, um... I'm not gonna... 336 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 I, um... I'm not gonna... 337 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,348 I, um... I'm not gonna... 338 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,000 [clears throat] ...be able           to make it up to the house. 339 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:56,601 [clears throat] ...be able           to make it up to the house. 340 00:07:56,642 --> 00:07:58,000 Things are complicated here. 341 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,478 Things are complicated here. 342 00:07:58,519 --> 00:08:00,000 But if anyone calls you                    about a video, 343 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:00,855 But if anyone calls you                    about a video, 344 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:02,000 just hang up and call                 Penny or Kelsey, okay? 345 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,000 just hang up and call                 Penny or Kelsey, okay? 346 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,233 just hang up and call                 Penny or Kelsey, okay? 347 00:08:04,275 --> 00:08:05,985 And don't watch it. 348 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:07,361 I'm fixing this. 349 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,000 I am. 350 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:08,821 I am. 351 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:10,000 Some people just don't want           to take responsibility. 352 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,866 Some people just don't want           to take responsibility. 353 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:12,000 I take responsibility.                 You sent an email. 354 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,000 I take responsibility.                 You sent an email. 355 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:14,243 I take responsibility.                 You sent an email. 356 00:08:14,285 --> 00:08:16,000 They gotta blame everything         in their life on somebody else. 357 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:16,871 They gotta blame everything         in their life on somebody else. 358 00:08:16,913 --> 00:08:18,000 [cell phone vibrates] 359 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,040 [cell phone vibrates] 360 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,000 -Bill.                         -We have a problem. 361 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,378 -Bill.                         -We have a problem. 362 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,000 Yes. We do. 363 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,339 Yes. We do. 364 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,000 I just spoke with Travis. 365 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:28,257 I just spoke with Travis. 366 00:08:28,299 --> 00:08:30,000 He needs our support                with that bogus video 367 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,343 He needs our support                with that bogus video 368 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:31,552 of him and the driver. 369 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:32,000 Can I count on the board? 370 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,346 Can I count on the board? 371 00:08:33,387 --> 00:08:34,000 Well, I appreciate you              reaching out 372 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,640 Well, I appreciate you              reaching out 373 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:36,000 to get ourselves                    aligned on this. 374 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,391 to get ourselves                    aligned on this. 375 00:08:37,433 --> 00:08:38,000 This is a-a bad situation 376 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,602 This is a-a bad situation 377 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:40,000 on top of a lot                 of bad choices, Arianna. 378 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,000 on top of a lot                 of bad choices, Arianna. 379 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:43,189 on top of a lot                 of bad choices, Arianna. 380 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:46,000 He's surrounded                  by the wrong people. 381 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,984 He's surrounded                  by the wrong people. 382 00:08:47,026 --> 00:08:48,000 Well, I'd love to, 383 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,319 Well, I'd love to, 384 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,000 but we make the wrong move              in response, 385 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:50,696 but we make the wrong move              in response, 386 00:08:50,738 --> 00:08:52,000 it's gonna look                       like panic. 387 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:52,907 it's gonna look                       like panic. 388 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,000 It was lovely                     to chat with you. 389 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,247 It was lovely                     to chat with you. 390 00:08:59,288 --> 00:09:00,000 I'm confident we will                   find a solution. 391 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,000 I'm confident we will                   find a solution. 392 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,208 I'm confident we will                   find a solution. 393 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,668 [soft chuckle]                      No, ma'am. 394 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:04,000 It's always my pleasure          speaking with you on the phone. 395 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,000 It's always my pleasure          speaking with you on the phone. 396 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,213 It's always my pleasure          speaking with you on the phone. 397 00:09:14,095 --> 00:09:15,513 [Emil]                         This video is data. 398 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:16,000 And you're the data guy, right? 399 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,000 And you're the data guy, right? 400 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,099 And you're the data guy, right? 401 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:20,000 So tell me where the lie is. 402 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,602 So tell me where the lie is. 403 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:22,000 Now tell me, what part            of what you said isn't true? 404 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:24,000 Now tell me, what part            of what you said isn't true? 405 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:24,730 Now tell me, what part            of what you said isn't true? 406 00:09:24,772 --> 00:09:26,000 -[sighs]                       -You can't, can you? 407 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,483 -[sighs]                       -You can't, can you? 408 00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,000 -No.                                 -No. 409 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:28,568 -No.                                 -No. 410 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:30,000 And what's our valuation               right now? 411 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,361 And what's our valuation               right now? 412 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:31,654 Sixty-nine billion. 413 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:32,000 What was it when you started            with Ryan and Garrett? 414 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,656 What was it when you started            with Ryan and Garrett? 415 00:09:33,698 --> 00:09:34,000 -One point six million.              -It was. 416 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:35,950 -One point six million.              -It was. 417 00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:36,000 That's one point six. 418 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,285 That's one point six. 419 00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:38,000 That's a dick lint number. 420 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,744 That's a dick lint number. 421 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,000 -[laughs]                       -And who did that? 422 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:40,413 -[laughs]                       -And who did that? 423 00:09:40,454 --> 00:09:41,789 Which guy on the screen? 424 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:42,000 That guy wouldn't have a job        if it weren't for that guy. 425 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:44,000 That guy wouldn't have a job        if it weren't for that guy. 426 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,000 That guy wouldn't have a job        if it weren't for that guy. 427 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,210 That guy wouldn't have a job        if it weren't for that guy. 428 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,461 Okay? 429 00:09:47,503 --> 00:09:48,000 You didn't tell him             to make the choices he made. 430 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,463 You didn't tell him             to make the choices he made. 431 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,000 You gave him opportunity. 432 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,173 You gave him opportunity. 433 00:09:51,215 --> 00:09:52,000 The most American thing ever. 434 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:52,883 The most American thing ever. 435 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,000 Fly the flag,                    salute the fireworks, 436 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,261 Fly the flag,                    salute the fireworks, 437 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:56,000 baseball and hot dogs. 438 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,887 baseball and hot dogs. 439 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,000 That's you. 440 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,055 That's you. 441 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,265 Apple fucking pie, right? 442 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,000 And we don't outsource                  the work either. 443 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,808 And we don't outsource                  the work either. 444 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,000 I'm not Tim fucking Cook,           sending jobs off to China. 445 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:03,436 I'm not Tim fucking Cook,           sending jobs off to China. 446 00:10:03,477 --> 00:10:04,000 And we're a global brand. 447 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:05,271 And we're a global brand. 448 00:10:05,313 --> 00:10:06,000 But we create jobs locally,                   globally. 449 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 But we create jobs locally,                   globally. 450 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,399 But we create jobs locally,                   globally. 451 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,000 Damn fucking straight. 452 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,234 Damn fucking straight. 453 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:12,000 [doorknob turns,                       keys rattle] 454 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,613 [doorknob turns,                       keys rattle] 455 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:24,000 [lips sputter] 456 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:24,790 [lips sputter] 457 00:10:24,832 --> 00:10:26,000 Fuck what people                      say about you. 458 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:26,626 Fuck what people                      say about you. 459 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,000 The only things that count            are revenue and riders. 460 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,754 The only things that count            are revenue and riders. 461 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:30,000 We got to get Levandowski to get   us those driverless cars sooner. 462 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 We got to get Levandowski to get   us those driverless cars sooner. 463 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,090 We got to get Levandowski to get   us those driverless cars sooner. 464 00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:34,000 What'd he say it's gonna be? 465 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:34,383 What'd he say it's gonna be? 466 00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:35,843 -Two years.                          -Yeah, no. 467 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,000 You gotta tell him 18 months.            That is what we need. 468 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,762 You gotta tell him 18 months.            That is what we need. 469 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:38,000 Driverless cars in 18 months.         It's cheaper. It's faster. 470 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Driverless cars in 18 months.         It's cheaper. It's faster. 471 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:40,931 Driverless cars in 18 months.         It's cheaper. It's faster. 472 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,000 It's safer. 473 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:42,099 It's safer. 474 00:10:42,141 --> 00:10:43,351 Cutting edge, man. 475 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:44,000 No more of these wars                with fucking drivers. 476 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,000 No more of these wars                with fucking drivers. 477 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,187 No more of these wars                with fucking drivers. 478 00:10:46,228 --> 00:10:48,000 Hey, we're gonna get you                  through this. 479 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,606 Hey, we're gonna get you                  through this. 480 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,000 And then you're gonna keep              changing the world. 481 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:50,900 And then you're gonna keep              changing the world. 482 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,000 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 483 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:52,693 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 484 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,000 [keys clatter] 485 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:58,157 [keys clatter] 486 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:00,000 What? 487 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,868 What? 488 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:04,000 "Are you okay?" 489 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,497 "Are you okay?" 490 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,956 "I'm so sorry                 you're going through this." 491 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:06,000 "He's an asshole."                I've got a lot of those. 492 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 "He's an asshole."                I've got a lot of those. 493 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,125 "He's an asshole."                I've got a lot of those. 494 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:09,877 A lot of "Dump his ass," too. 495 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:10,000 People asking me if it was              taken before we met, 496 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 People asking me if it was              taken before we met, 497 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:12,254 People asking me if it was              taken before we met, 498 00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:14,000 which of course,                   they know it wasn't. 499 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:14,507 which of course,                   they know it wasn't. 500 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,000 They just, I don't know,         want me to make them feel like 501 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,677 They just, I don't know,         want me to make them feel like 502 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:18,000 they can comfort                       the sad girl 503 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,969 they can comfort                       the sad girl 504 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:20,000 who was stupid enough                   to believe you. 505 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,596 who was stupid enough                   to believe you. 506 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,000 People are mad at me                'cause of the video, 507 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,848 People are mad at me                'cause of the video, 508 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,000 and they're taking it out               on you. That's all. 509 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,726 and they're taking it out               on you. That's all. 510 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:26,000 No, they saw you                   in the back of a car 511 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,269 No, they saw you                   in the back of a car 512 00:11:27,311 --> 00:11:28,000 with a couple of miniskirts                  and heels, 513 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,688 with a couple of miniskirts                  and heels, 514 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:30,000 and they think that                you're cheating on me. 515 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:30,398 and they think that                you're cheating on me. 516 00:11:30,439 --> 00:11:32,000 But you know it's not that.         It's just I need to be seen-- 517 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,025 But you know it's not that.         It's just I need to be seen-- 518 00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:33,984 That's the problem. 519 00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,000 You think that you need                   to be seen. 520 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,028 You think that you need                   to be seen. 521 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:38,000 [sighs] 522 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:38,197 [sighs] 523 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,000 You know, my uncle used           to watch these infomercials, 524 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,409 You know, my uncle used           to watch these infomercials, 525 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,000 this real estate scam course. 526 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,327 this real estate scam course. 527 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,000 "How to Make Money Now."              This guy named Tom Vu. 528 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,121 "How to Make Money Now."              This guy named Tom Vu. 529 00:11:45,162 --> 00:11:46,000 He always had six bikini models     either side of him on a yacht. 530 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,748 He always had six bikini models     either side of him on a yacht. 531 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,000 Uncle lost a lot of money                to that scammer. 532 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,000 Uncle lost a lot of money                to that scammer. 533 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,209 Uncle lost a lot of money                to that scammer. 534 00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:52,000 And I laughed at him. 535 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:52,044 And I laughed at him. 536 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,000 And now I am living with Tom Vu,          and everybody else... 537 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:56,549 And now I am living with Tom Vu,          and everybody else... 538 00:11:56,590 --> 00:11:58,000 -What--                              -...is laughing at me. 539 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,009 -What--                              -...is laughing at me. 540 00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,512 What do you want me to say? 541 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,000 I want you to give me 542 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,222 I want you to give me 543 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,000 some sort of reason to stay. 544 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,057 some sort of reason to stay. 545 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,000 'Cause being with you 546 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,517 'Cause being with you 547 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,000 is making me feel                    ugly and awful. 548 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:09,895 is making me feel                    ugly and awful. 549 00:12:11,647 --> 00:12:12,000 Sorry, just... 550 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,000 Sorry, just... 551 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,066 Sorry, just... 552 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,000 [sighs]                               Fuck. 553 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,738 [sighs]                               Fuck. 554 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,000 Forget it. 555 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:24,410 Forget it. 556 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,000 I'm moving out in the morning. 557 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:26,787 I'm moving out in the morning. 558 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,000 You're gonna move out on me 559 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,040 You're gonna move out on me 560 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:31,834 in the middle of the worst               crisis of my career 561 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,000 because of a video with me        and some fully clothed women? 562 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,000 because of a video with me        and some fully clothed women? 563 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000 because of a video with me        and some fully clothed women? 564 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,130 because of a video with me        and some fully clothed women? 565 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,000 [laughs] 566 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:38,716 [laughs] 567 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,000 I'm sorry, it's just sometimes      it's so clear that you're 24. 568 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,000 I'm sorry, it's just sometimes      it's so clear that you're 24. 569 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:43,804 I'm sorry, it's just sometimes      it's so clear that you're 24. 570 00:12:53,147 --> 00:12:54,000 Gabi dumped me. 571 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,065 Gabi dumped me. 572 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,000 What's the plan for Uber? 573 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:00,946 What's the plan for Uber? 574 00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,000 I want to bring someone in              to help with culture. 575 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,075 I want to bring someone in              to help with culture. 576 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,000 You just said "culture"             without making a face. 577 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,745 You just said "culture"             without making a face. 578 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,000 Yeah, I made it on the inside. 579 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,789 Yeah, I made it on the inside. 580 00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:10,000 You want me to do it? 581 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 You want me to do it? 582 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:12,333 You want me to do it? 583 00:13:13,876 --> 00:13:14,000 You said you would before. 584 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:16,000 You said you would before. 585 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:16,378 You said you would before. 586 00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:17,671 You know me. 587 00:13:17,713 --> 00:13:18,000 You know how to fix things           without making them worse. 588 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 You know how to fix things           without making them worse. 589 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,049 You know how to fix things           without making them worse. 590 00:13:20,090 --> 00:13:21,008 [sighs] 591 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,000 I just need a list                     of shit to do, 592 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,677 I just need a list                     of shit to do, 593 00:13:23,719 --> 00:13:24,000 and then I'll do that shit, 594 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,845 and then I'll do that shit, 595 00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,000 and then people can stop                   freaking out. 596 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,555 and then people can stop                   freaking out. 597 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,000 Maybe start with not yelling               at your drivers, 598 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,724 Maybe start with not yelling               at your drivers, 599 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,000 especially the ones                     with dashcams. 600 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,726 especially the ones                     with dashcams. 601 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:32,000 That's what you got for me? 602 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,020 That's what you got for me? 603 00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:34,000 If I come,                       it has to be real. 604 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,940 If I come,                       it has to be real. 605 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:36,000 You pay me as a consultant,      and you give me complete access. 606 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,000 You pay me as a consultant,      and you give me complete access. 607 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,902 You pay me as a consultant,      and you give me complete access. 608 00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:40,000 You take the changes seriously. 609 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,000 You take the changes seriously. 610 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,530 You take the changes seriously. 611 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:46,000 Nah, it's a dumb idea. 612 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,451 Nah, it's a dumb idea. 613 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,000 You investigating me?                    Be too weird. 614 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,578 You investigating me?                    Be too weird. 615 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,000 You like me too much. 616 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,080 You like me too much. 617 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,000 [soft chuckle] 618 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:52,206 [soft chuckle] 619 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,000 Yeah, you're probably right. 620 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,084 Yeah, you're probably right. 621 00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:56,000 I'll stick with the biotech                cancer drug thing. 622 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,000 I'll stick with the biotech                cancer drug thing. 623 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,045 I'll stick with the biotech                cancer drug thing. 624 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,000 Not a good idea for the CEO                 to take time off 625 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,297 Not a good idea for the CEO                 to take time off 626 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,000 to investigate another company. 627 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:02,508 to investigate another company. 628 00:14:03,634 --> 00:14:04,000 You good, though? 629 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,844 You good, though? 630 00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:06,000 I want you to be good. 631 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,136 I want you to be good. 632 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,000 I'd be better                     if you made me whole. 633 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:09,181 I'd be better                     if you made me whole. 634 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:12,000 Why don't you just give me                a fucking number, 635 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,477 Why don't you just give me                a fucking number, 636 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:14,000 so we can stop                  having this conversation? 637 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,145 so we can stop                  having this conversation? 638 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:16,000 A hundred million. 639 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:16,397 A hundred million. 640 00:14:16,438 --> 00:14:17,523 There. 641 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:18,000 Now you have a number. 642 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,316 Now you have a number. 643 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:21,902 Okay. 644 00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:22,000 Let me see                     what I can figure out. 645 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,404 Let me see                     what I can figure out. 646 00:14:23,445 --> 00:14:24,000 Nothing to figure. 647 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,947 Nothing to figure. 648 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,000 We both know what I contributed     is worth way more than that. 649 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 We both know what I contributed     is worth way more than that. 650 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:28,868 We both know what I contributed     is worth way more than that. 651 00:14:32,788 --> 00:14:34,000 Meanwhile, hire someone. 652 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,790 Meanwhile, hire someone. 653 00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:36,000 Do something to take back              control of the narrative 654 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,960 Do something to take back              control of the narrative 655 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,000 before it eats you. 656 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:40,337 before it eats you. 657 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,000 We just need to pull Uber                over to pit row, 658 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,094 We just need to pull Uber                over to pit row, 659 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,000 get it fixed up,                   back out there fast. 660 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,763 get it fixed up,                   back out there fast. 661 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:50,000 We do this internally.              We do it this weekend. 662 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000 We do this internally.              We do it this weekend. 663 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,141 We do this internally.              We do it this weekend. 664 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,000 Any attempt to self-diagnose          will be met with ridicule. 665 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,477 Any attempt to self-diagnose          will be met with ridicule. 666 00:14:55,519 --> 00:14:56,000 By everybody, myself included. 667 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,521 By everybody, myself included. 668 00:14:57,563 --> 00:14:58,000 We need someone trustworthy                  to come in. 669 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 We need someone trustworthy                  to come in. 670 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,316 We need someone trustworthy                  to come in. 671 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:01,650 You're on board? 672 00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,000 Only if Travis agrees to listen        to every recommendation. 673 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,000 Only if Travis agrees to listen        to every recommendation. 674 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,613 Only if Travis agrees to listen        to every recommendation. 675 00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:06,000 [soft chuckle] 676 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,655 [soft chuckle] 677 00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:07,781 Wait, hold on. 678 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:08,000 Is this investigation               theater or for real? 679 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:10,000 Is this investigation               theater or for real? 680 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,993 Is this investigation               theater or for real? 681 00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:12,000 Amateurs love the profits,                hate the process. 682 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,913 Amateurs love the profits,                hate the process. 683 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:14,000 We need a new story. 684 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,122 We need a new story. 685 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,000 We need you guys                    to get it out there 686 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,790 We need you guys                    to get it out there 687 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:18,000 that we're taking this                     seriously, 688 00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:19,543 and we're making changes. 689 00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,000 [Hendricks]                 I feel like I'm going crazy. 690 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,961 [Hendricks]                 I feel like I'm going crazy. 691 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:22,000 Are we taking this seriously             and making changes? 692 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,213 Are we taking this seriously             and making changes? 693 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,000 Yes. Legit. We need somebody                with gravitas. 694 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,883 Yes. Legit. We need somebody                with gravitas. 695 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,000 That is how strongly               I believe in this, okay? 696 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 That is how strongly               I believe in this, okay? 697 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:28,510 That is how strongly               I believe in this, okay? 698 00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:30,000 Now when you were                   at the White House, 699 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,179 Now when you were                   at the White House, 700 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,000 who scared the shit out of you          that wasn't named Obama? 701 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,474 who scared the shit out of you          that wasn't named Obama? 702 00:15:34,391 --> 00:15:35,392 Eric Holder. 703 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,000 There you go. Perfect. 704 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:36,644 There you go. Perfect. 705 00:15:36,685 --> 00:15:38,000 -Get him. He's a lawyer, right?              -No, no, no. 706 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:38,687 -Get him. He's a lawyer, right?              -No, no, no. 707 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,000 That guy's a laser-focused             wrecking ball, Travis. 708 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,940 That guy's a laser-focused             wrecking ball, Travis. 709 00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:42,000 Exactly. People know his name.              He inspires fear. 710 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:43,901 Exactly. People know his name.              He inspires fear. 711 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:44,000 Are you telling me                   that you can't sell 712 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,361 Are you telling me                   that you can't sell 713 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:46,000 "Uber investigated              by Eric Holder" to the press? 714 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,000 "Uber investigated              by Eric Holder" to the press? 715 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:48,238 "Uber investigated              by Eric Holder" to the press? 716 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,281 We can sell it. 717 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,000 It's just once you put            a force like this in motion, 718 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,492 It's just once you put            a force like this in motion, 719 00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:52,000 it might not go                    the way you think. 720 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,868 it might not go                    the way you think. 721 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,000 Oh, not worried about that. 722 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:54,578 Oh, not worried about that. 723 00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:56,000 I can work him. 724 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,163 I can work him. 725 00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:02,000 I can! He should be here                and hired already. 726 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:02,920 I can! He should be here                and hired already. 727 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,000 Come on. Let's fix this. 728 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,339 Come on. Let's fix this. 729 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,000 percussive beat 730 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:06,674 percussive beat 731 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,000 I'm establishing                   new vetting measures 732 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,718 I'm establishing                   new vetting measures 733 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:10,000 to keep radical                    Islamic terrorists 734 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000 to keep radical                    Islamic terrorists 735 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,681 to keep radical                    Islamic terrorists 736 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,000 out of the United States                    of America. 737 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 out of the United States                    of America. 738 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,476 out of the United States                    of America. 739 00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:18,000 We don't want them here. 740 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,144 We don't want them here. 741 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:20,000 urgent music 742 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,000 urgent music 743 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,148 urgent music 744 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,000 All the cabs are refusing            to work and our app shows 745 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,821 All the cabs are refusing            to work and our app shows 746 00:16:28,862 --> 00:16:30,000 at minimum 60-minute wait 747 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,072 at minimum 60-minute wait 748 00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:32,000 for JFK Terminals                   three through six. 749 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,366 for JFK Terminals                   three through six. 750 00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,000 Surge pricing is at              four times the normal cost. 751 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,077 Surge pricing is at              four times the normal cost. 752 00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,000 At some point                   people will just take-- 753 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,079 At some point                   people will just take-- 754 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,000 [laughs]                         What? The train? 755 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,872 [laughs]                         What? The train? 756 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,000 Have you ever taken a train                    to JFK? 757 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,417 Have you ever taken a train                    to JFK? 758 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:42,000 No. Nobody has. 759 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,127 No. Nobody has. 760 00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:44,000 How many rides you think               we're losing to this? 761 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,000 How many rides you think               we're losing to this? 762 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:46,171 How many rides you think               we're losing to this? 763 00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:50,000 [sighs]                      Turn off surge pricing. 764 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:50,884 [sighs]                      Turn off surge pricing. 765 00:16:50,926 --> 00:16:52,000 Push "notify everyone                    in the area." 766 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,595 Push "notify everyone                    in the area." 767 00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:54,000 We stand with our passengers. 768 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000 We stand with our passengers. 769 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,181 We stand with our passengers. 770 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,000 [Tarantino]                          Our man, Dan. 771 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:02,104 [Tarantino]                          Our man, Dan. 772 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:04,000 This particular                      Chicago-based punk 773 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:04,356 This particular                      Chicago-based punk 774 00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:06,000 is about to scream                  "I want to be anarchy" 775 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,067 is about to scream                  "I want to be anarchy" 776 00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:08,000 right into Uber's face. 777 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:08,902 right into Uber's face. 778 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:10,000 [phone notification whistles] 779 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,738 [phone notification whistles] 780 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:15,367 [sighs] 781 00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:16,000 It's one man             and a motherfucking microphone. 782 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,870 It's one man             and a motherfucking microphone. 783 00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:18,000 And in this case, 784 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000 And in this case, 785 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:20,164 And in this case, 786 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,000 that microphone is Twitter. 787 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,374 that microphone is Twitter. 788 00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,000 [keyboard clacking] 789 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,960 [keyboard clacking] 790 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:32,000 -Guy hits send.                     -[bird tweets] 791 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,552 -Guy hits send.                     -[bird tweets] 792 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,000 Guy thinks nothing'll happen. 793 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,179 Guy thinks nothing'll happen. 794 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,000 What good can                       140 characters do? 795 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 What good can                       140 characters do? 796 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,057 What good can                       140 characters do? 797 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,767 But sometimes... 798 00:17:39,808 --> 00:17:40,000 sometimes this shit                    hits like nitrate. 799 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,000 sometimes this shit                    hits like nitrate. 800 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,103 sometimes this shit                    hits like nitrate. 801 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,000 Just the right thing                at just the right time. 802 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 Just the right thing                at just the right time. 803 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000 Just the right thing                at just the right time. 804 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:48,067 Just the right thing                at just the right time. 805 00:17:49,526 --> 00:17:50,000 Who the hell told them to stop         surge pricing in New York? 806 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,000 Who the hell told them to stop         surge pricing in New York? 807 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,696 Who the hell told them to stop         surge pricing in New York? 808 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,000 Okay, you seem a little bit-- 809 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,573 Okay, you seem a little bit-- 810 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,000 I seem what? Furious? 811 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:56,700 I seem what? Furious? 812 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,000 Because in the face                 of the Muslim ban, 813 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,744 Because in the face                 of the Muslim ban, 814 00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:00,000 which affects taxi drivers,            and, yes, our drivers, 815 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,000 which affects taxi drivers,            and, yes, our drivers, 816 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,039 which affects taxi drivers,            and, yes, our drivers, 817 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,000 someone in New York ops          decided to play strikebreaker? 818 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,918 someone in New York ops          decided to play strikebreaker? 819 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:06,000 No one broke any strikes.           That's not what happened. 820 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,000 No one broke any strikes.           That's not what happened. 821 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:08,045 No one broke any strikes.           That's not what happened. 822 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,000 Did you fucking authorize           dropping the surge pricing? 823 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:10,839 Did you fucking authorize           dropping the surge pricing? 824 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,000 Maybe you or someone else 825 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,258 Maybe you or someone else 826 00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,000 thought it might seem                    magnanimous 827 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000 thought it might seem                    magnanimous 828 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,470 thought it might seem                    magnanimous 829 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:17,888 not to charge people more. 830 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,000 But if you thought about it           for one fucking second-- 831 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,000 But if you thought about it           for one fucking second-- 832 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,140 But if you thought about it           for one fucking second-- 833 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,000 I didn't authorize shit. 834 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,101 I didn't authorize shit. 835 00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:23,852 I didn't send the tweet. 836 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:24,000 Okay, then fire                   whoever the fuck did. 837 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Okay, then fire                   whoever the fuck did. 838 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:26,563 Okay, then fire                   whoever the fuck did. 839 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:27,981 So we should be gouging people? 840 00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:29,817 We should be profiting                  off this protest? 841 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:30,000 To avoid being racist, yeah. 842 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,000 To avoid being racist, yeah. 843 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,820 To avoid being racist, yeah. 844 00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:34,000 Wasn't this just Uber         offering people a way to support 845 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,989 Wasn't this just Uber         offering people a way to support 846 00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,908 the striking taxi drivers 847 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:38,000 so they wouldn't have to cross               a protest line? 848 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:40,000 so they wouldn't have to cross               a protest line? 849 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:40,577 so they wouldn't have to cross               a protest line? 850 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:41,870 Don't spin me. 851 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:42,000 The company took              the opportunity to book rides. 852 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000 The company took              the opportunity to book rides. 853 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,165 The company took              the opportunity to book rides. 854 00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,000 You don't fucking think,                     Travis. 855 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,876 You don't fucking think,                     Travis. 856 00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:48,000 I'm gonna treat you               like a driver right now. 857 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,000 I'm gonna treat you               like a driver right now. 858 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,922 I'm gonna treat you               like a driver right now. 859 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:52,000 Like one of those drivers                 that I signed 860 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:54,000 Like one of those drivers                 that I signed 861 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,133 Like one of those drivers                 that I signed 862 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,000 by telling them how to go about       making their lives better. 863 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:56,802 by telling them how to go about       making their lives better. 864 00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,000 And I'm gonna tell you            what's fucking best for you 865 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:58,554 And I'm gonna tell you            what's fucking best for you 866 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,000 and what's best for the United         fucking States of America. 867 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,890 and what's best for the United         fucking States of America. 868 00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:02,000 So now you're speaking              for the whole country. 869 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,559 So now you're speaking              for the whole country. 870 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,000 Exactly. And you need         to actually take responsibility. 871 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Exactly. And you need         to actually take responsibility. 872 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:06,979 Exactly. And you need         to actually take responsibility. 873 00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,000 More than running my company? 874 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:08,397 More than running my company? 875 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,000 Quit the president's                  economic council. 876 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:10,983 Quit the president's                  economic council. 877 00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:12,000 Distance yourself. 878 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,818 Distance yourself. 879 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,000 The majority of our drivers               are immigrants, 880 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:15,112 The majority of our drivers               are immigrants, 881 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,000 not just in this country,                which you know. 882 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,865 not just in this country,                which you know. 883 00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:18,000 You just went viral                  for berating one. 884 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,000 You just went viral                  for berating one. 885 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:20,033 You just went viral                  for berating one. 886 00:19:20,075 --> 00:19:22,000 Okay, look, you don't like                 the president. 887 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:22,161 Okay, look, you don't like                 the president. 888 00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,871 Guess what? Neither do I. 889 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:24,000 The difference is,             you're gonna complain about it. 890 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,956 The difference is,             you're gonna complain about it. 891 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:26,000 I'm gonna walk                   into the White House 892 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,291 I'm gonna walk                   into the White House 893 00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:28,000 and have influence,             and protect what we built. 894 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,960 and have influence,             and protect what we built. 895 00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,000 What you're doing                  is dicking around. 896 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,254 What you're doing                  is dicking around. 897 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,000 You need to start listening             to the people here. 898 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,464 You need to start listening             to the people here. 899 00:19:34,506 --> 00:19:36,000 You know, the people that helped         you build this company. 900 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:36,925 You know, the people that helped         you build this company. 901 00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,000 Because the people here,             they hate him. 902 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,136 Because the people here,             they hate him. 903 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,000 And they are starting                to really hate you. 904 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000 And they are starting                to really hate you. 905 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:42,806 And they are starting                to really hate you. 906 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,000 vocalist sings indistinctly 907 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,704 vocalist sings indistinctly 908 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:14,000 [Tarantino]                     Eric Himpton Holder, Jr. 909 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,000 [Tarantino]                     Eric Himpton Holder, Jr. 910 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,048 [Tarantino]                     Eric Himpton Holder, Jr. 911 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:18,000 First Black attorney general            of these United States, 912 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,426 First Black attorney general            of these United States, 913 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:20,000 shoulder to shoulder                 with B. Hussein Obama 914 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000 shoulder to shoulder                 with B. Hussein Obama 915 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:22,888 shoulder to shoulder                 with B. Hussein Obama 916 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,000 through the best                      and worst of it. 917 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,514 through the best                      and worst of it. 918 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,000 But if you think                    he's riding shotgun 919 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:26,975 But if you think                    he's riding shotgun 920 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,000 for one side or the other,                     no, sir. 921 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,603 for one side or the other,                     no, sir. 922 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:30,000 This gentleman was first made                a federal judge 923 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,688 This gentleman was first made                a federal judge 924 00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:32,000 by none other than               handsome Ron Reagan himself. 925 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000 by none other than               handsome Ron Reagan himself. 926 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,983 by none other than               handsome Ron Reagan himself. 927 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,000 And, no, I ain't gonna swear                in front of him 928 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,819 And, no, I ain't gonna swear                in front of him 929 00:20:37,861 --> 00:20:38,000 because I have respect. 930 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,196 because I have respect. 931 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,000 Maybe even a little fear. 932 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 Maybe even a little fear. 933 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,074 Maybe even a little fear. 934 00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,000 And so should you. 935 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,534 And so should you. 936 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,000 [liquid pouring] 937 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,454 [liquid pouring] 938 00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,000 Mr. Holder. 939 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:50,499 Mr. Holder. 940 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,375 Mr. Kalanick. 941 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,000 How's San Francisco                     treating you? 942 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,126 How's San Francisco                     treating you? 943 00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:54,000 You know what? 944 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,336 You know what? 945 00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:56,000 We have got to get you              in to Arianna and Robin. 946 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,089 We have got to get you              in to Arianna and Robin. 947 00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,000 Actually, you let me know              what you want to eat. 948 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,549 Actually, you let me know              what you want to eat. 949 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:00,000 I'll make the calls. 950 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,301 I'll make the calls. 951 00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:04,000 Travis, we will talk              at the end of this process. 952 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000 Travis, we will talk              at the end of this process. 953 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,348 Travis, we will talk              at the end of this process. 954 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:08,000 Before that, if you see me, 955 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,059 Before that, if you see me, 956 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,000 say hi, and that's it. 957 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,811 say hi, and that's it. 958 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:12,000 I don't work for you. 959 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,771 I don't work for you. 960 00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,000 You are not my client. 961 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,856 You are not my client. 962 00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:16,000 Uber is my client. 963 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,608 Uber is my client. 964 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,000 That's one and the same. 965 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,236 That's one and the same. 966 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:20,000 See, now, that's why              we shouldn't be talking, 967 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,321 See, now, that's why              we shouldn't be talking, 968 00:21:21,363 --> 00:21:22,000 because you might               say something like that, 969 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:22,990 because you might               say something like that, 970 00:21:23,031 --> 00:21:24,000 and then I might                 have to write it down. 971 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,242 and then I might                 have to write it down. 972 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,000 For this to work, you can have      no control over what I find out. 973 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000 For this to work, you can have      no control over what I find out. 974 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,830 For this to work, you can have      no control over what I find out. 975 00:21:31,581 --> 00:21:32,000 You let me know                 about those reservations. 976 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000 You let me know                 about those reservations. 977 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,418 You let me know                 about those reservations. 978 00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:36,000 [reporter]                      President Trump's travel 979 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,920 [reporter]                      President Trump's travel 980 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,000 and immigration crackdown 981 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,505 and immigration crackdown 982 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,000 on people from the seven             Muslim-majority countries 983 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,174 on people from the seven             Muslim-majority countries 984 00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,000 has caused chaos                      and confusion... 985 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000 has caused chaos                      and confusion... 986 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:44,094 has caused chaos                      and confusion... 987 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,000 Fuck this fucking company        and its absolute bullshittery. 988 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:48,000 Fuck this fucking company        and its absolute bullshittery. 989 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:48,807 Fuck this fucking company        and its absolute bullshittery. 990 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,000 Fuck all of you. 991 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,269 Fuck all of you. 992 00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:00,000 [keys clacking] 993 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,987 [keys clacking] 994 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,000 [text tone] 995 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,990 [text tone] 996 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,000 We've got trouble. 997 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:10,078 We've got trouble. 998 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:12,000 Right here in River City. 999 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,372 Right here in River City. 1000 00:22:13,123 --> 00:22:14,000 My mom likes   Music Man.                    Sorry, go. 1001 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,042 My mom likes   Music Man.                    Sorry, go. 1002 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:16,000 The Levandowski mess. 1003 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,418 The Levandowski mess. 1004 00:22:16,460 --> 00:22:18,000 We tried to fend off the lawsuit   over Levandowski and his tech. 1005 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000 We tried to fend off the lawsuit   over Levandowski and his tech. 1006 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:20,088 We tried to fend off the lawsuit   over Levandowski and his tech. 1007 00:22:20,130 --> 00:22:22,000 Google is not interested                    in talking. 1008 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,299 Google is not interested                    in talking. 1009 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,000 Talking meaning settlement. 1010 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,092 Talking meaning settlement. 1011 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,594 They want to go to court. 1012 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:26,000 We need to cut                     Levandowski loose. 1013 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,429 We need to cut                     Levandowski loose. 1014 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:28,000 Half the shit that Google uses 1015 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,222 Half the shit that Google uses 1016 00:22:29,264 --> 00:22:30,000 is stuff they're accused                   of stealing. 1017 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,474 is stuff they're accused                   of stealing. 1018 00:22:30,515 --> 00:22:32,000 They do it all the time.                Just keep doing it 1019 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,018 They do it all the time.                Just keep doing it 1020 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,000 'cause they're Google,                 they're a monolith. 1021 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,145 'cause they're Google,                 they're a monolith. 1022 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,000 But... isn't Uber the fucking                monolith now? 1023 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,898 But... isn't Uber the fucking                monolith now? 1024 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:38,000 Why should I have to cower? 1025 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,149 Why should I have to cower? 1026 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,000 Why is Larry Page up my ass               about this thing? 1027 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:40,734 Why is Larry Page up my ass               about this thing? 1028 00:22:40,776 --> 00:22:42,000 [chuckles] You know, another           time, another situation, 1029 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,070 [chuckles] You know, another           time, another situation, 1030 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:44,000 maybe we ask that question, 1031 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:44,446 maybe we ask that question, 1032 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,000 but right now             you're grappling with bad press. 1033 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,656 but right now             you're grappling with bad press. 1034 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,000 Page knows it,                 and he's taking advantage. 1035 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,034 Page knows it,                 and he's taking advantage. 1036 00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,000 So it's my fault? 1037 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:50,202 So it's my fault? 1038 00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:52,000 Mm.                          Fault is for after. 1039 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:52,704 Mm.                          Fault is for after. 1040 00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:54,000 Right now we need action. 1041 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,831 Right now we need action. 1042 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:56,000 Specifically, 1043 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,208 Specifically, 1044 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:58,000 we need you                     to fire Levandowski, 1045 00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:58,001 we need you                     to fire Levandowski, 1046 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,878 make Page think                    he's gotten to us. 1047 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:00,000 Maybe he calms down. 1048 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,088 Maybe he calms down. 1049 00:23:01,129 --> 00:23:02,000 You do that, you throw away         the future of the company. 1050 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,631 You do that, you throw away         the future of the company. 1051 00:23:02,672 --> 00:23:04,000 Well, if it makes you feel                   any better, 1052 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,341 Well, if it makes you feel                   any better, 1053 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,000 Levandowski's technology's                  been burned. 1054 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:06,009 Levandowski's technology's                  been burned. 1055 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:08,000 Nobody gets it,             including and especially Lyft. 1056 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,012 Nobody gets it,             including and especially Lyft. 1057 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:10,000 Does that make you feel                    any better? 1058 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:10,889 Does that make you feel                    any better? 1059 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,000 No, none of this is good. 1060 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,265 No, none of this is good. 1061 00:23:12,307 --> 00:23:14,000 It's what you call triage,                     Travis. 1062 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:14,309 It's what you call triage,                     Travis. 1063 00:23:14,351 --> 00:23:16,000 You're the guy                   dying of liver failure. 1064 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:16,228 You're the guy                   dying of liver failure. 1065 00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:18,000 I'm the guy trying to help you              kick the bottle. 1066 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,063 I'm the guy trying to help you              kick the bottle. 1067 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,856 Okay, if the smell of death                is in the air, 1068 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:20,000 it's not wafting off of me. 1069 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,149 it's not wafting off of me. 1070 00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:22,000 I'm alive and doing the thing. 1071 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,651 I'm alive and doing the thing. 1072 00:23:22,692 --> 00:23:24,000 I brought in Holder.                   I'm solving this. 1073 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,153 I brought in Holder.                   I'm solving this. 1074 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,000 Let's give him a week             to finish his work, right? 1075 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,000 Let's give him a week             to finish his work, right? 1076 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,907 Let's give him a week             to finish his work, right? 1077 00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:32,000 I'd really like Holder's report      to say that you saw a problem 1078 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,662 I'd really like Holder's report      to say that you saw a problem 1079 00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:34,000 and you fixed it,               not that you saw a problem 1080 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000 and you fixed it,               not that you saw a problem 1081 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:36,164 and you fixed it,               not that you saw a problem 1082 00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,000 and you waited                     for it to go away. 1083 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:38,750 and you waited                     for it to go away. 1084 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:40,000 It's a big difference. 1085 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,168 It's a big difference. 1086 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,481 I shouldn't have said yes                    to this. 1087 00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:02,000 The only thing                     standing between us 1088 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,692 The only thing                     standing between us 1089 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:04,000 and total domination             is the fucking drivers, man. 1090 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000 and total domination             is the fucking drivers, man. 1091 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,486 and total domination             is the fucking drivers, man. 1092 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,000 We replace them,                  we own transportation. 1093 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,738 We replace them,                  we own transportation. 1094 00:24:08,780 --> 00:24:09,865 Keep Levandowski, 1095 00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:10,000 we all get sucked into           this lawsuit like a black hole. 1096 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:12,000 we all get sucked into           this lawsuit like a black hole. 1097 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:12,617 we all get sucked into           this lawsuit like a black hole. 1098 00:24:12,659 --> 00:24:13,743 Yeah. 1099 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:14,000 End of game. 1100 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,704 End of game. 1101 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,000 [sighs] 1102 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,664 [sighs] 1103 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:18,000 I can't. 1104 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,583 I can't. 1105 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:20,000 What? 1106 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:20,375 What? 1107 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:21,501 I care too much. 1108 00:24:21,543 --> 00:24:22,000 You know me, man.                   I'll get out there, 1109 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:23,003 You know me, man.                   I'll get out there, 1110 00:24:23,044 --> 00:24:24,000 I'll convince him                we should keep fighting. 1111 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:25,464 I'll convince him                we should keep fighting. 1112 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:28,000 You do it. 1113 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,092 You do it. 1114 00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:34,000 Yeah. 1115 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:34,806 Yeah. 1116 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,000 [Bonnie, over answering machine]          This is Bonnie Kalanick. 1117 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:42,772 [Bonnie, over answering machine]          This is Bonnie Kalanick. 1118 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:44,000 Please leave me a message             and I'll get back to you. 1119 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,859 Please leave me a message             and I'll get back to you. 1120 00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:46,000 Thanks. 1121 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,194 Thanks. 1122 00:24:55,035 --> 00:24:56,000 [brakes squeal] 1123 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,162 [brakes squeal] 1124 00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,000 [computer]                   Self-driving mode deactivated. 1125 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,165 [computer]                   Self-driving mode deactivated. 1126 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:02,000 -Hey, man...                    -Test vehicle in standby. 1127 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,375 -Hey, man...                    -Test vehicle in standby. 1128 00:25:02,417 --> 00:25:04,000 TK couldn't nut up, huh? 1129 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:04,669 TK couldn't nut up, huh? 1130 00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,000 He hates this. 1131 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:06,796 He hates this. 1132 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:08,000 He really does. 1133 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,006 He really does. 1134 00:25:08,048 --> 00:25:09,216 Yeah. 1135 00:25:09,257 --> 00:25:10,000 Clearly. 1136 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:10,842 Clearly. 1137 00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:12,000 You didn't even cover                    your tracks. 1138 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,000 You didn't even cover                    your tracks. 1139 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:14,137 You didn't even cover                    your tracks. 1140 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,889 When you take a dump 1141 00:25:15,931 --> 00:25:16,000 on your ex-girlfriend's lawn, 1142 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,349 on your ex-girlfriend's lawn, 1143 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:18,000 you want her to know it was you,      not the Great Dane next door. 1144 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 you want her to know it was you,      not the Great Dane next door. 1145 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,102 you want her to know it was you,      not the Great Dane next door. 1146 00:25:21,144 --> 00:25:22,000 Okay, well,                       I don't do that. 1147 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,939 Okay, well,                       I don't do that. 1148 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:24,000 We all do that. 1149 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,482 We all do that. 1150 00:25:25,524 --> 00:25:26,000 In one way or another.                      [scoffs] 1151 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000 In one way or another.                      [scoffs] 1152 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,318 In one way or another.                      [scoffs] 1153 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,778 So if you're looking for me                to throw myself 1154 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:30,000 on the mercy of the whatever        the hell you are, no, thanks. 1155 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:32,000 on the mercy of the whatever        the hell you are, no, thanks. 1156 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000 on the mercy of the whatever        the hell you are, no, thanks. 1157 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,074 on the mercy of the whatever        the hell you are, no, thanks. 1158 00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:36,000 You're gonna turn                  the money spout off 1159 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,368 You're gonna turn                  the money spout off 1160 00:25:36,409 --> 00:25:38,000 and lose your only shot                at driverless cars. 1161 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,788 and lose your only shot                at driverless cars. 1162 00:25:39,829 --> 00:25:40,000 We are. 1163 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,873 We are. 1164 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:48,000 How the hell can I steal               something I created? 1165 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,589 How the hell can I steal               something I created? 1166 00:25:50,423 --> 00:25:52,000 That's lawyer bullshit. 1167 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,217 That's lawyer bullshit. 1168 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,000 That's not laws of nature. 1169 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,219 That's not laws of nature. 1170 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:56,000 These fucking people, 1171 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:56,846 These fucking people, 1172 00:25:56,888 --> 00:25:58,000 holding me and Travis                  to this standard, 1173 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,140 holding me and Travis                  to this standard, 1174 00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:00,000 like we're average, 1175 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:00,267 like we're average, 1176 00:26:00,308 --> 00:26:02,000 like those standards apply. 1177 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:02,227 like those standards apply. 1178 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:04,000 People like me and TK, 1179 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,896 People like me and TK, 1180 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:06,000 we have the ability               to make the world better, 1181 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 we have the ability               to make the world better, 1182 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:08,108 we have the ability               to make the world better, 1183 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:10,000 and applying                     conventional morality 1184 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:10,402 and applying                     conventional morality 1185 00:26:10,443 --> 00:26:12,000 to the world's most             brilliant minds is insanity. 1186 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:14,000 to the world's most             brilliant minds is insanity. 1187 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,114 to the world's most             brilliant minds is insanity. 1188 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,000 They don't deserve you. 1189 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:16,950 They don't deserve you. 1190 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:20,000 But we can't keep you. 1191 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:20,996 But we can't keep you. 1192 00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:28,000 Tell Travis to get out              of the car next time. 1193 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Tell Travis to get out              of the car next time. 1194 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,088 Tell Travis to get out              of the car next time. 1195 00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:36,000 -It's done?                        -[sighs] Yeah. 1196 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 -It's done?                        -[sighs] Yeah. 1197 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,305 -It's done?                        -[sighs] Yeah. 1198 00:26:38,346 --> 00:26:40,000 He gets it. 1199 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,140 He gets it. 1200 00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,000 Great, so now we just                    have to deal 1201 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:42,517 Great, so now we just                    have to deal 1202 00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,000 with fucking drivers                  for the next decade 1203 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:44,811 with fucking drivers                  for the next decade 1204 00:26:44,853 --> 00:26:46,000 till someone else figures out             the final solution. 1205 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 till someone else figures out             the final solution. 1206 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:48,231 till someone else figures out             the final solution. 1207 00:26:50,066 --> 00:26:52,000 Just kidding. 1208 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:52,277 Just kidding. 1209 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:54,000 Dude, I'm kidding.                Come on, obviously, I'm-- 1210 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Dude, I'm kidding.                Come on, obviously, I'm-- 1211 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:56,114 Dude, I'm kidding.                Come on, obviously, I'm-- 1212 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:58,000 I'm hurting over here. 1213 00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:58,158 I'm hurting over here. 1214 00:26:58,199 --> 00:26:59,534 Jesus. 1215 00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:00,000 Can we go? 1216 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,161 Can we go? 1217 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,000 Hey, guys, I, uh, 1218 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:12,464 Hey, guys, I, uh, 1219 00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:14,000 I just got a call               from someone at Bloomberg. 1220 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,049 I just got a call               from someone at Bloomberg. 1221 00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:16,000 He is sourcing a story about         a karaoke bar in South Korea. 1222 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,636 He is sourcing a story about         a karaoke bar in South Korea. 1223 00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:18,000 What do I need                     to get in front of? 1224 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,179 What do I need                     to get in front of? 1225 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,000 Is this the Asia trip? 1226 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,847 Is this the Asia trip? 1227 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,000 We come together 1228 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 We come together 1229 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,309 We come together 1230 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:26,000 So let's touch the sky 1231 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,062 So let's touch the sky 1232 00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,000 Let's touch the sky 1233 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,480 Let's touch the sky 1234 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:30,000 -[laughing]                             - Let it take us higher... 1235 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,982 -[laughing]                             - Let it take us higher... 1236 00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:32,000 I am a golden god! 1237 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:32,192 I am a golden god! 1238 00:27:32,233 --> 00:27:33,568 Of what, exactly? 1239 00:27:33,610 --> 00:27:34,000 That's it,                    you're buying the drinks. 1240 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,153 That's it,                    you're buying the drinks. 1241 00:27:35,195 --> 00:27:36,000 You're not buying the drinks.     You're using the corporate card. 1242 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,739 You're not buying the drinks.     You're using the corporate card. 1243 00:27:37,781 --> 00:27:38,000 So I'm buying the drinks                like always, right? 1244 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 So I'm buying the drinks                like always, right? 1245 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,742 So I'm buying the drinks                like always, right? 1246 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:41,993 Hey, I want to sing Madonna. 1247 00:27:42,035 --> 00:27:43,787 You get to sing                whatever you want to sing. 1248 00:27:43,828 --> 00:27:44,000 We get this whole place                   to ourselves. 1249 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,997 We get this whole place                   to ourselves. 1250 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:47,415 Oh oh oh 1251 00:27:47,457 --> 00:27:48,000 Oh oh oh oh oh 1252 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,792 Oh oh oh oh oh 1253 00:27:48,833 --> 00:27:50,000 There's a story about me             singing "Drunk in Love"? 1254 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,586 There's a story about me             singing "Drunk in Love"? 1255 00:27:51,628 --> 00:27:52,000 [laughs]                 You did sing the Beyoncé part. 1256 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,672 [laughs]                 You did sing the Beyoncé part. 1257 00:27:53,713 --> 00:27:54,000 -[Emil] Yeah.                       -So we're fine. 1258 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,632 -[Emil] Yeah.                       -So we're fine. 1259 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,000 Unless you want to hear me               sing the harmonies. 1260 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Unless you want to hear me               sing the harmonies. 1261 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,844 Unless you want to hear me               sing the harmonies. 1262 00:28:04,182 --> 00:28:05,809 Is this a thing? 1263 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:10,000 'Cause this can't be another        story that I get blamed for. 1264 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 'Cause this can't be another        story that I get blamed for. 1265 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000 'Cause this can't be another        story that I get blamed for. 1266 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:14,025 'Cause this can't be another        story that I get blamed for. 1267 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,570 You were with me. 1268 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:18,000 It's not remotely a thing. 1269 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,322 It's not remotely a thing. 1270 00:28:35,755 --> 00:28:36,000 [cell phone pings] 1271 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,382 [cell phone pings] 1272 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,980 [cell phone rings] 1273 00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:53,773 [sighs] 1274 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,531 Did he ask you to call me? 1275 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:02,000 No, no. 1276 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,000 No, no. 1277 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:04,242 No, no. 1278 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,000 Right, of course. 1279 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:06,119 Right, of course. 1280 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:07,704 You okay? 1281 00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:08,000 Did you find a place? 1282 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,372 Did you find a place? 1283 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:10,000 Yeah, I think so. 1284 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,540 Yeah, I think so. 1285 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:12,000 It's, um, a bit far from things, 1286 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:12,333 It's, um, a bit far from things, 1287 00:29:12,375 --> 00:29:14,000 but it's got a small yard,                   so that's-- 1288 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:14,419 but it's got a small yard,                   so that's-- 1289 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,000 Great. Great. 1290 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:16,963 Great. Great. 1291 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:18,000 Do you, uh, remember             that karaoke night in Seoul? 1292 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,000 Do you, uh, remember             that karaoke night in Seoul? 1293 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,342 Do you, uh, remember             that karaoke night in Seoul? 1294 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:22,000 [Gabi]                      Hey, I want to sing Madonna. 1295 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:23,511 [Gabi]                      Hey, I want to sing Madonna. 1296 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:24,000 You can sing anything you want. 1297 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,513 You can sing anything you want. 1298 00:29:25,555 --> 00:29:26,000 We got this whole place                   to ourselves. 1299 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,307 We got this whole place                   to ourselves. 1300 00:29:27,348 --> 00:29:28,000 [man]                     Okay, everyone. It's time. 1301 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,350 [man]                     Okay, everyone. It's time. 1302 00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:30,000 Pick a number, any number. 1303 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,352 Pick a number, any number. 1304 00:29:31,394 --> 00:29:32,000 But not 14. She's mine. 1305 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,772 But not 14. She's mine. 1306 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:36,000 [dance music playing                     on speakers] 1307 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000 [dance music playing                     on speakers] 1308 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,319 [dance music playing                     on speakers] 1309 00:29:43,698 --> 00:29:44,000 What? They, like,                     help you sing? 1310 00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:45,408 What? They, like,                     help you sing? 1311 00:29:45,450 --> 00:29:46,000 Well, more like they, uh,                 make you sing. 1312 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:48,000 Well, more like they, uh,                 make you sing. 1313 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,287 Well, more like they, uh,                 make you sing. 1314 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,000 -[laughs]                             -Seven. 1315 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:50,622 -[laughs]                             -Seven. 1316 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,000 'Cause she looks like you. 1317 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,290 'Cause she looks like you. 1318 00:29:52,332 --> 00:29:53,333 Hey. 1319 00:29:53,374 --> 00:29:54,000 Closest you're gonna get. 1320 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,835 Closest you're gonna get. 1321 00:30:02,425 --> 00:30:04,000 Ten, thirteen, twelve, eleven. 1322 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:04,052 Ten, thirteen, twelve, eleven. 1323 00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:05,845 These are some                    of my lucky numbers. 1324 00:30:05,887 --> 00:30:06,000 Uh, yeah.                     You, you, you and you. 1325 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Uh, yeah.                     You, you, you and you. 1326 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:08,765 Uh, yeah.                     You, you, you and you. 1327 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,000 Sure four's probably enough. 1328 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:10,558 Sure four's probably enough. 1329 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:12,000 Like the hoop earrings.                 Glasses are nice. 1330 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,728 Like the hoop earrings.                 Glasses are nice. 1331 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:14,000 Babe, you ready? 1332 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,313 Babe, you ready? 1333 00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:16,000 [dance music continues] 1334 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 [dance music continues] 1335 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,025 [dance music continues] 1336 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:26,000 I'm gonna hang back at the bar        with Sonya and have a drink. 1337 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,000 I'm gonna hang back at the bar        with Sonya and have a drink. 1338 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:28,368 I'm gonna hang back at the bar        with Sonya and have a drink. 1339 00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:43,967 What about it? 1340 00:30:44,008 --> 00:30:46,000 Yeah, I only wanted to warn you,      you know, so you're prepared. 1341 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Yeah, I only wanted to warn you,      you know, so you're prepared. 1342 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,596 Yeah, I only wanted to warn you,      you know, so you're prepared. 1343 00:30:48,638 --> 00:30:50,000 And if a reporter                 or anyone comes around, 1344 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,683 And if a reporter                 or anyone comes around, 1345 00:30:51,724 --> 00:30:52,000 it'll be really cool if you just   let them know nothing happened. 1346 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,000 it'll be really cool if you just   let them know nothing happened. 1347 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,000 it'll be really cool if you just   let them know nothing happened. 1348 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,063 it'll be really cool if you just   let them know nothing happened. 1349 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:00,000 I don't think I can do that. 1350 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,400 I don't think I can do that. 1351 00:31:00,441 --> 00:31:02,000 Yeah, I get that you and,                    you know, 1352 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,236 Yeah, I get that you and,                    you know, 1353 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:04,000 Trav are taking a break. 1354 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,822 Trav are taking a break. 1355 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:06,000 But you don't want to hurt him,     and I know how fragile you are. 1356 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,000 But you don't want to hurt him,     and I know how fragile you are. 1357 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:08,867 But you don't want to hurt him,     and I know how fragile you are. 1358 00:31:08,908 --> 00:31:10,000 I just want to be left              out of all of this, okay? 1359 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,577 I just want to be left              out of all of this, okay? 1360 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:12,000 Can you just not mention me? 1361 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,078 Can you just not mention me? 1362 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,000 It's-- it's not up to me.           Come on, let's figure out... 1363 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,748 It's-- it's not up to me.           Come on, let's figure out... 1364 00:31:15,790 --> 00:31:16,000 -Please, okay, I--                -...now, so it's clear. 1365 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,667 -Please, okay, I--                -...now, so it's clear. 1366 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,000 I'm gonna hang up, all right?                Just, don't-- 1367 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,000 I'm gonna hang up, all right?                Just, don't-- 1368 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,295 I'm gonna hang up, all right?                Just, don't-- 1369 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:22,000 No, Gab. Gab. 1370 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,589 No, Gab. Gab. 1371 00:31:25,592 --> 00:31:26,000 [cell phone rings] 1372 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,886 [cell phone rings] 1373 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,000 [Quentin] That's not                 what I would have done. 1374 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,198 [Quentin] That's not                 what I would have done. 1375 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,000 Yeah, that's 'cause you                don't do anything. 1376 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,451 Yeah, that's 'cause you                don't do anything. 1377 00:31:51,492 --> 00:31:52,000 -You're not an action guy--                    -Guys. 1378 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:52,952 -You're not an action guy--                    -Guys. 1379 00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:54,000 The moron has rewritten             the user deletion logic 1380 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,371 The moron has rewritten             the user deletion logic 1381 00:31:55,413 --> 00:31:56,000 to batch delete users. 1382 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:56,748 to batch delete users. 1383 00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:58,000 I had to, since there are so      many happening at the same time. 1384 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,958 I had to, since there are so      many happening at the same time. 1385 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000 He doesn't understand,           and so I'm here trying to work. 1386 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,419 He doesn't understand,           and so I'm here trying to work. 1387 00:32:01,461 --> 00:32:02,000 Okay. Tell me why you 911'ed. 1388 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,296 Okay. Tell me why you 911'ed. 1389 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,000 Hashtag "delete Uber."         After your bullshit move at JFK. 1390 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,000 Hashtag "delete Uber."         After your bullshit move at JFK. 1391 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,716 Hashtag "delete Uber."         After your bullshit move at JFK. 1392 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,000 Yo! 1393 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:08,092 Yo! 1394 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,000 Users are trying to delete           their whole accounts. 1395 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,720 Users are trying to delete           their whole accounts. 1396 00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,000 -We usually get a dozen a week--               -Not even. 1397 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,222 -We usually get a dozen a week--               -Not even. 1398 00:32:13,264 --> 00:32:14,000 -But we're at--                   -A hundred thousand. 1399 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,391 -But we're at--                   -A hundred thousand. 1400 00:32:15,433 --> 00:32:16,000 Fuck, you guys. Fuck. 1401 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:17,060 Fuck, you guys. Fuck. 1402 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,000 And that's not counting              the full app deleters, 1403 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,604 And that's not counting              the full app deleters, 1404 00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:20,000 which we won't know           until Apple releases metadata. 1405 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,814 which we won't know           until Apple releases metadata. 1406 00:32:21,856 --> 00:32:22,000 We're trending on Twitter. 1407 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,399 We're trending on Twitter. 1408 00:32:23,441 --> 00:32:24,000 [Quentin]                       Steadily going up, 1409 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:24,901 [Quentin]                       Steadily going up, 1410 00:32:24,943 --> 00:32:26,000 even after Austin restored                 surge pricing. 1411 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:26,444 even after Austin restored                 surge pricing. 1412 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:28,000 We need a full engineering team     in here to handle the overload. 1413 00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:29,656 We need a full engineering team     in here to handle the overload. 1414 00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:31,741 Uh, no. 1415 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:32,000 We are frictionless, 1416 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:33,743 We are frictionless, 1417 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:34,000 but not if you want                      to delete us 1418 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,495 but not if you want                      to delete us 1419 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,000 just because                   of a goddamn hashtag. 1420 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,622 just because                   of a goddamn hashtag. 1421 00:32:37,664 --> 00:32:38,000 Okay, but that friction                will crash the app. 1422 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,000 Okay, but that friction                will crash the app. 1423 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:40,375 Okay, but that friction                will crash the app. 1424 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,000 The platform. All of it.           Nobody will be able to ride. 1425 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:43,670 The platform. All of it.           Nobody will be able to ride. 1426 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:44,000 Fuck, you guys. 1427 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,463 Fuck, you guys. 1428 00:32:45,505 --> 00:32:46,000 Fuck! 1429 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,465 Fuck! 1430 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:54,000 All right, do it.                  Get whoever you need. 1431 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,181 All right, do it.                  Get whoever you need. 1432 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,646 [Donald]                       What do you think? 1433 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:02,000 A little midnight spin? 1434 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,000 A little midnight spin? 1435 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,357 A little midnight spin? 1436 00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:05,358 Oh. 1437 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:06,000 [soft chuckle] 1438 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:06,567 [soft chuckle] 1439 00:33:06,609 --> 00:33:08,000 All that noise,                    this late at night? 1440 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,653 All that noise,                    this late at night? 1441 00:33:08,695 --> 00:33:10,000 We'll get stink eye              from everyone on the lake. 1442 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:11,489 We'll get stink eye              from everyone on the lake. 1443 00:33:11,531 --> 00:33:12,000 Oh, no. 1444 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,615 Oh, no. 1445 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,000 [Bonnie laughs] 1446 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:14,325 [Bonnie laughs] 1447 00:33:14,367 --> 00:33:16,000 [cell phone vibrates] 1448 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:16,661 [cell phone vibrates] 1449 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,000 You ready to talk to him? 1450 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,169 You ready to talk to him? 1451 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:26,000 He's not gonna like                 what I have to say. 1452 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 He's not gonna like                 what I have to say. 1453 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,215 He's not gonna like                 what I have to say. 1454 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:32,000 Hi. 1455 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:32,051 Hi. 1456 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:33,594 Hey, Mom, you're awake. 1457 00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:34,000 That's, uh, good. 1458 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:34,971 That's, uh, good. 1459 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,000 I-- listen, I-- 1460 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:36,681 I-- listen, I-- 1461 00:33:36,723 --> 00:33:38,000 Things aren't going so well... 1462 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:38,307 Things aren't going so well... 1463 00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:40,000 -[laughs] ...and, um--                      -Hey, Trav. 1464 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,893 -[laughs] ...and, um--                      -Hey, Trav. 1465 00:33:40,935 --> 00:33:42,000 The reason I didn't                    pick up before 1466 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,603 The reason I didn't                    pick up before 1467 00:33:42,645 --> 00:33:44,000 is because this                   is the whining time, 1468 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:44,981 is because this                   is the whining time, 1469 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,000 and I'm gonna talk to you               in the fixing time. 1470 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000 and I'm gonna talk to you               in the fixing time. 1471 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:48,901 and I'm gonna talk to you               in the fixing time. 1472 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:50,000 No, I'm fixing it right now. 1473 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:50,570 No, I'm fixing it right now. 1474 00:33:50,611 --> 00:33:52,000 So you keep saying. 1475 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,697 So you keep saying. 1476 00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:53,865 I am. 1477 00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:54,000 I just wanted                 to talk it through a lit-- 1478 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,616 I just wanted                 to talk it through a lit-- 1479 00:33:55,658 --> 00:33:56,000 The laundry list of complaints 1480 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,618 The laundry list of complaints 1481 00:33:57,660 --> 00:33:58,000 can go on my voicemail. 1482 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,953 can go on my voicemail. 1483 00:33:58,995 --> 00:34:00,000 I know what it sounds like 1484 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,288 I know what it sounds like 1485 00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:02,000 when you actually                  take responsibility. 1486 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,332 when you actually                  take responsibility. 1487 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,000 And, um, I'll be here                   when that happens. 1488 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,420 And, um, I'll be here                   when that happens. 1489 00:34:07,462 --> 00:34:08,000 You... 1490 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,588 You... 1491 00:34:08,629 --> 00:34:10,000 [phone signal beeps] 1492 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:10,339 [phone signal beeps] 1493 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,000 He mad? 1494 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,055 He mad? 1495 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,000 [sighs]                            He's fine. 1496 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,515 [sighs]                            He's fine. 1497 00:34:19,557 --> 00:34:20,000 Yeah, he's, uh-- 1498 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:20,725 Yeah, he's, uh-- 1499 00:34:20,767 --> 00:34:22,000 He's working                  through his stuff. 1500 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,770 He's working                  through his stuff. 1501 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,000 [Emil, over recording]                     Listen, Gabs, 1502 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:26,939 [Emil, over recording]                     Listen, Gabs, 1503 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:28,000 just call me, okay? 1504 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 just call me, okay? 1505 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,610 just call me, okay? 1506 00:34:30,651 --> 00:34:32,000 I'm worried about you. 1507 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:32,445 I'm worried about you. 1508 00:34:33,488 --> 00:34:34,000 Don't be stupid, Gabs. 1509 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,198 Don't be stupid, Gabs. 1510 00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,000 I don't want you                     to be blindsided. 1511 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,325 I don't want you                     to be blindsided. 1512 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:38,000 I'm not even sure                 I can stop what's happen-- 1513 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,000 I'm not even sure                 I can stop what's happen-- 1514 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,244 I'm not even sure                 I can stop what's happen-- 1515 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,000 If you go against me on this, 1516 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:42,830 If you go against me on this, 1517 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:44,000 stuff about you                      is gonna come out. 1518 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,291 stuff about you                      is gonna come out. 1519 00:34:46,959 --> 00:34:48,000 [cell phone rings] 1520 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,128 [cell phone rings] 1521 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:54,000 Hello? 1522 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:54,133 Hello? 1523 00:34:54,175 --> 00:34:56,000 I have to tell you                    about something. 1524 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:56,761 I have to tell you                    about something. 1525 00:34:56,803 --> 00:34:58,000 Okay. 1526 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,179 Okay. 1527 00:34:58,221 --> 00:35:00,000 You should write this down. 1528 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,431 You should write this down. 1529 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:01,724 Okay. 1530 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:02,000 Um, just hang on. 1531 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,267 Um, just hang on. 1532 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:04,000 Uh, don't hang up.                      Just hang on. 1533 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 Uh, don't hang up.                      Just hang on. 1534 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,104 Uh, don't hang up.                      Just hang on. 1535 00:35:08,898 --> 00:35:10,000 [sighs] 1536 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:10,066 [sighs] 1537 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,651 Okay, I'm ready. 1538 00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:14,000 This is about Korea. 1539 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,446 This is about Korea. 1540 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:20,000 Okay. 1541 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,119 Okay. 1542 00:35:22,036 --> 00:35:24,000 The other woman at the bar went     to HR, but nothing came of it. 1543 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:24,705 The other woman at the bar went     to HR, but nothing came of it. 1544 00:35:24,747 --> 00:35:26,000 And now Gabi's gonna go              to the press, 1545 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:26,249 And now Gabi's gonna go              to the press, 1546 00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,000 and I have no reason                  to tell her not to. 1547 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:28,543 and I have no reason                  to tell her not to. 1548 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:29,961 She said Travis was-- 1549 00:35:30,002 --> 00:35:31,254 They left after they had                    one drink, 1550 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,000 because Gabi didn't want                    to go back 1551 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:32,839 because Gabi didn't want                    to go back 1552 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,000 into one of those rooms, 1553 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:34,132 into one of those rooms, 1554 00:35:34,173 --> 00:35:36,000 along with the other                     female exec. 1555 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:36,676 along with the other                     female exec. 1556 00:35:37,844 --> 00:35:38,000 But the remaining company               personnel didn't... 1557 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:40,000 But the remaining company               personnel didn't... 1558 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:40,847 But the remaining company               personnel didn't... 1559 00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:41,973 Mm-mm. 1560 00:35:42,014 --> 00:35:44,000 This one falls on Emil. 1561 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,016 This one falls on Emil. 1562 00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:46,000 The second he picked up             that phone to call her. 1563 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:46,185 The second he picked up             that phone to call her. 1564 00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:48,000 Intimidation. Coercion. 1565 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:48,604 Intimidation. Coercion. 1566 00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:49,939 We keep disarming                       land mines, 1567 00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:50,000 and he's just out there                creating new ones. 1568 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 and he's just out there                creating new ones. 1569 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,817 and he's just out there                creating new ones. 1570 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:55,862 [sighs] 1571 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:56,000 I'm leaving. 1572 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,488 I'm leaving. 1573 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:00,000 And what does talking you             into staying look like? 1574 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000 And what does talking you             into staying look like? 1575 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:02,285 And what does talking you             into staying look like? 1576 00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,000 A time machine                  and a bottle of scotch. 1577 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,121 A time machine                  and a bottle of scotch. 1578 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:06,000 Uber's Jurassic Park. 1579 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,081 Uber's Jurassic Park. 1580 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,000 If the T. rex                   doesn't tear you apart, 1581 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:08,833 If the T. rex                   doesn't tear you apart, 1582 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:10,000 The New York Times   will. 1583 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:10,918 The New York Times   will. 1584 00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,000 Get everyone you love out 1585 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:12,211 Get everyone you love out 1586 00:36:12,253 --> 00:36:14,000 and let's just hope             the dinosaurs eat each other. 1587 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:14,714 and let's just hope             the dinosaurs eat each other. 1588 00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,852 Hey. 1589 00:36:29,687 --> 00:36:30,000 -Here.                               -Oh, thank you. 1590 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,000 -Here.                               -Oh, thank you. 1591 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,231 -Here.                               -Oh, thank you. 1592 00:36:35,651 --> 00:36:36,000 What's this? 1593 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:37,069 What's this? 1594 00:36:37,111 --> 00:36:38,000 [laughs] 1595 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,196 [laughs] 1596 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:40,000 I'm the one                      that's in the shit. 1597 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,114 I'm the one                      that's in the shit. 1598 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,000 I'm the one                     fixing the drinks. 1599 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:42,867 I'm the one                     fixing the drinks. 1600 00:36:42,909 --> 00:36:44,000 I can't argue with that. 1601 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:45,036 I can't argue with that. 1602 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:46,000 Are you sure? 1603 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,287 Are you sure? 1604 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:48,000 You seem to be in the midst         of one hell of an argument. 1605 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,707 You seem to be in the midst         of one hell of an argument. 1606 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:50,000 I am, with myself. 1607 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I am, with myself. 1608 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:52,585 I am, with myself. 1609 00:36:54,503 --> 00:36:55,922 I did this. 1610 00:36:55,963 --> 00:36:56,000 If I didn't,                         I sure as hell helped. 1611 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,000 If I didn't,                         I sure as hell helped. 1612 00:36:58,000 --> 00:36:59,717 If I didn't,                         I sure as hell helped. 1613 00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:02,000 I tried to put a goat                    in the barn 1614 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:03,179 I tried to put a goat                    in the barn 1615 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:04,000 to keep my thoroughbred calm. 1616 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,000 to keep my thoroughbred calm. 1617 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:06,098 to keep my thoroughbred calm. 1618 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:08,000 Instead, there was some kind        of a toxic chemical reaction 1619 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,000 Instead, there was some kind        of a toxic chemical reaction 1620 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:10,061 Instead, there was some kind        of a toxic chemical reaction 1621 00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:12,000 that happened                  between the two of them. 1622 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:12,188 that happened                  between the two of them. 1623 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,000 So he needs to be removed. 1624 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,233 So he needs to be removed. 1625 00:37:16,108 --> 00:37:17,693 Emil, he's not your founder. 1626 00:37:17,735 --> 00:37:18,000 Excise him with clean margins          like the malignancy he is. 1627 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,000 Excise him with clean margins          like the malignancy he is. 1628 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,000 Excise him with clean margins          like the malignancy he is. 1629 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,616 Excise him with clean margins          like the malignancy he is. 1630 00:37:23,658 --> 00:37:24,000 Cut him out. 1631 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,368 Cut him out. 1632 00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,000 Don't just sit there                   blaming yourself. 1633 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:28,704 Don't just sit there                   blaming yourself. 1634 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:30,000 You be you and keep trying. 1635 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,000 You be you and keep trying. 1636 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,708 You be you and keep trying. 1637 00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,000 You'll figure it. 1638 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,627 You'll figure it. 1639 00:37:43,594 --> 00:37:44,000 [Hazelbaker]                    He's expecting your call. 1640 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,388 [Hazelbaker]                    He's expecting your call. 1641 00:37:45,429 --> 00:37:46,000 Can we just wait                     for one minute--? 1642 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,139 Can we just wait                     for one minute--? 1643 00:37:47,181 --> 00:37:48,000 No. No, we can't.                You have a slot, Travis. 1644 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,809 No. No, we can't.                You have a slot, Travis. 1645 00:37:49,850 --> 00:37:50,000 We are on his timetable,               not yours. 1646 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,310 We are on his timetable,               not yours. 1647 00:37:51,352 --> 00:37:52,000 -Okay.                 -Hang on. Hang on. There you go. 1648 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,979 -Okay.                 -Hang on. Hang on. There you go. 1649 00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:54,000 -He's on right now?              -No, just give it a minute. 1650 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,856 -He's on right now?              -No, just give it a minute. 1651 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:56,000 [sighs] 1652 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:57,775 [sighs] 1653 00:38:00,861 --> 00:38:02,000 Hey, Mr. President, sir. 1654 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:03,739 Hey, Mr. President, sir. 1655 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,000 I'm very well, thank you. 1656 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,409 I'm very well, thank you. 1657 00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,000 Listen, I am calling                    to let you know 1658 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:08,494 Listen, I am calling                    to let you know 1659 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,000 I'll be stepping down             from the economic council. 1660 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,664 I'll be stepping down             from the economic council. 1661 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:12,000 It was my honor to-- 1662 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,833 It was my honor to-- 1663 00:38:14,917 --> 00:38:16,000 He hung up. 1664 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,502 He hung up. 1665 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:18,000 Well, maybe if you're lucky, 1666 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,838 Well, maybe if you're lucky, 1667 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,000 this gets reported                    as you listening 1668 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,506 this gets reported                    as you listening 1669 00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,000 to your customers                      or employees. 1670 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,550 to your customers                      or employees. 1671 00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:24,000 Maybe we start to get out                of this tailspin. 1672 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:25,803 Maybe we start to get out                of this tailspin. 1673 00:38:25,845 --> 00:38:26,000 I am not optimistic. 1674 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,430 I am not optimistic. 1675 00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:28,000 You're not-- why the fuck did       I just throw away my FaceTime 1676 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 You're not-- why the fuck did       I just throw away my FaceTime 1677 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,683 You're not-- why the fuck did       I just throw away my FaceTime 1678 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:31,851 with the president? 1679 00:38:31,892 --> 00:38:32,000 The board convenes                     this afternoon 1680 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 The board convenes                     this afternoon 1681 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,145 The board convenes                     this afternoon 1682 00:38:34,186 --> 00:38:36,000 in Los Angeles                        with Holder. 1683 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:36,647 in Los Angeles                        with Holder. 1684 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,000 Hold on, he's done? 1685 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:38,107 Hold on, he's done? 1686 00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,358 And we go to him? 1687 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:40,000 Yeah. They're reading it                 at his law firm. 1688 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,694 Yeah. They're reading it                 at his law firm. 1689 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:42,000 No PDFs. Dead trees only. 1690 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,195 No PDFs. Dead trees only. 1691 00:38:43,237 --> 00:38:44,000 Your plane will be ready                   in two hours. 1692 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,989 Your plane will be ready                   in two hours. 1693 00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,000 [distant telephone rings] 1694 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:46,741 [distant telephone rings] 1695 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:02,000 [Pearl Jam]                    Come, you masters of war 1696 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,000 [Pearl Jam]                    Come, you masters of war 1697 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:04,967 [Pearl Jam]                    Come, you masters of war 1698 00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:06,000 You that build all the guns 1699 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,000 You that build all the guns 1700 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:09,555 You that build all the guns 1701 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,000 You that build                     The death place 1702 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,000 You that build                     The death place 1703 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:13,851 You that build                     The death place 1704 00:39:13,893 --> 00:39:14,000 You that build all the guns 1705 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,978 You that build all the guns 1706 00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:17,521 [Bonnie]                       This is Bonnie Kalanick. 1707 00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:18,000 Please leave me a message             and I'll get back to you. 1708 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,000 Please leave me a message             and I'll get back to you. 1709 00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:20,608 Please leave me a message             and I'll get back to you. 1710 00:39:20,649 --> 00:39:21,650 Thanks. 1711 00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:22,000 [Pearl Jam]                   You that hide behind desks 1712 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,000 [Pearl Jam]                   You that hide behind desks 1713 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:25,654 [Pearl Jam]                   You that hide behind desks 1714 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,000 I just want you to know 1715 00:39:28,000 --> 00:39:28,407 I just want you to know 1716 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,000 I can see                       Through your masks 1717 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,000 I can see                       Through your masks 1718 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:32,370 I can see                       Through your masks 1719 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,000 You that never done nothing 1720 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 You that never done nothing 1721 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,419 You that never done nothing 1722 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:42,000 But to build and destroy 1723 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,000 But to build and destroy 1724 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,383 But to build and destroy 1725 00:39:45,966 --> 00:39:46,000 You play with my world 1726 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,000 You play with my world 1727 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,845 You play with my world 1728 00:39:49,887 --> 00:39:50,000 Like it was your little toy 1729 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,000 Like it was your little toy 1730 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:52,598 Like it was your little toy 1731 00:39:53,641 --> 00:39:54,000 You put a gun in my hand 1732 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,000 You put a gun in my hand 1733 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,977 You put a gun in my hand 1734 00:39:57,019 --> 00:39:58,000 Then you hide from my eyes 1735 00:39:58,000 --> 00:40:00,000 Then you hide from my eyes 1736 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,482 Then you hide from my eyes 1737 00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:04,000 And you turn                        and run farther 1738 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,276 And you turn                        and run farther 1739 00:40:04,318 --> 00:40:06,000 When the fast bullets fly 1740 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,446 When the fast bullets fly 1741 00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,000 Like Judas of old 1742 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,746 Like Judas of old 1743 00:40:16,414 --> 00:40:18,000 You lie and deceive 1744 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,000 You lie and deceive 1745 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,251 You lie and deceive 1746 00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:22,000 A world war can be won 1747 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,000 A world war can be won 1748 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:24,964 A world war can be won 1749 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,000 You want us to believe 1750 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,967 You want us to believe 1751 00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:30,000 But I see                      through your eyes... 1752 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 But I see                      through your eyes... 1753 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,139 But I see                      through your eyes... 1754 00:40:33,973 --> 00:40:34,000 -Can it go faster?                       -Oh, yeah. 1755 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,808 -Can it go faster?                       -Oh, yeah. 1756 00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:36,000 -[laughs]                           -Oh, yeah. 1757 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,101 -[laughs]                           -Oh, yeah. 1758 00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:38,000 -I want to go fast.                      -All right. 1759 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,311 -I want to go fast.                      -All right. 1760 00:40:39,353 --> 00:40:40,000 All right,                     we're gonna open it up. 1761 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,105 All right,                     we're gonna open it up. 1762 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,000 [Bonnie]                            Go faster! 1763 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,566 [Bonnie]                            Go faster! 1764 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:45,734 [Bonnie screams] 1765 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:46,000 Let me drive! 1766 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,862 Let me drive! 1767 00:40:51,782 --> 00:40:52,000 Hello. 1768 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,075 Hello. 1769 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:54,000 ...all the triggers 1770 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,785 ...all the triggers 1771 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,000 This is Mr. Kalanick. 1772 00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:56,120 This is Mr. Kalanick. 1773 00:40:56,162 --> 00:40:58,000 For the others to fire 1774 00:40:58,000 --> 00:40:59,582 For the others to fire 1775 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:00,000 Then you sit back                       and watch 1776 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Then you sit back                       and watch 1777 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,669 Then you sit back                       and watch 1778 00:41:03,711 --> 00:41:04,000 As the death count                     gets higher 1779 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 As the death count                     gets higher 1780 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,840 As the death count                     gets higher 1781 00:41:08,632 --> 00:41:10,000 You hide                  in white mansions 1782 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,000 You hide                  in white mansions 1783 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,636 You hide                  in white mansions 1784 00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,000 While young people's blood 1785 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,000 While young people's blood 1786 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:16,015 While young people's blood 1787 00:41:16,056 --> 00:41:18,000 Flows out of their bodies            and is buried in the mud 1788 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,000 Flows out of their bodies            and is buried in the mud 1789 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,770 Flows out of their bodies            and is buried in the mud 1790 00:41:31,530 --> 00:41:32,000 I need you to take                   me to Fresno. 1791 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 I need you to take                   me to Fresno. 1792 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:34,116 I need you to take                   me to Fresno. 1793 00:41:36,285 --> 00:41:38,000 [Holder]                         Hello, everyone. 1794 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:38,162 [Holder]                         Hello, everyone. 1795 00:41:38,829 --> 00:41:40,000 I understand Mr. Kalanick            is unable to join. 1796 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,999 I understand Mr. Kalanick            is unable to join. 1797 00:41:42,833 --> 00:41:44,000 But we know everything,            and we have it all in here. 1798 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 But we know everything,            and we have it all in here. 1799 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:46,670 But we know everything,            and we have it all in here. 1800 00:41:47,338 --> 00:41:48,000 So let's begin. 1801 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,839 So let's begin. 1802 00:42:17,243 --> 00:42:18,000 [exhales] 1803 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,078 [exhales] 1804 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:20,000 Sexism, lying,                     lack of diversity. 1805 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000 Sexism, lying,                     lack of diversity. 1806 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:23,415 Sexism, lying,                     lack of diversity. 1807 00:42:23,457 --> 00:42:24,000 These are all bad enough,          but it's only the beginning. 1808 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,000 These are all bad enough,          but it's only the beginning. 1809 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,419 These are all bad enough,          but it's only the beginning. 1810 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:28,000 Yeah. Section Two: driver          violence against passengers. 1811 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Yeah. Section Two: driver          violence against passengers. 1812 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:30,673 Yeah. Section Two: driver          violence against passengers. 1813 00:42:30,714 --> 00:42:32,000 Section Five: sexual predation              done by drivers. 1814 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,634 Section Five: sexual predation              done by drivers. 1815 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:34,000 Section Six: sexual predation            in the Uber offices. 1816 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Section Six: sexual predation            in the Uber offices. 1817 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:37,429 Section Six: sexual predation            in the Uber offices. 1818 00:42:37,471 --> 00:42:38,000 This is-- 1819 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:39,098 This is-- 1820 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:41,850 Eric... 1821 00:42:43,018 --> 00:42:44,000 what are your                       recommendations? 1822 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,604 what are your                       recommendations? 1823 00:42:46,939 --> 00:42:48,000 I have them outlined, 1824 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,108 I have them outlined, 1825 00:42:49,149 --> 00:42:50,000 and it's not a short list. 1826 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,235 and it's not a short list. 1827 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:52,000 [eyeglasses clatter] 1828 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,320 [eyeglasses clatter] 1829 00:42:53,362 --> 00:42:54,000 [heart monitor beeping] 1830 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:56,000 [heart monitor beeping] 1831 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,824 [heart monitor beeping] 1832 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,996 [Travis]                    Is this the best hospital? 1833 00:43:02,037 --> 00:43:03,289 Looks like a dipshit hospital. 1834 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:04,000 It was the closest                     trauma center. 1835 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,291 It was the closest                     trauma center. 1836 00:43:05,332 --> 00:43:06,000 I'm gonna make some calls. 1837 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:06,542 I'm gonna make some calls. 1838 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,000 Look, they know                    what they're doing. 1839 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:08,210 Look, they know                    what they're doing. 1840 00:43:08,252 --> 00:43:09,545 This is the shit                      I know about. 1841 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:10,000 [Arianna]                             Travis? 1842 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,463 [Arianna]                             Travis? 1843 00:43:11,505 --> 00:43:12,000 It's four o'clock                    It's got to stop 1844 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:14,000 It's four o'clock                    It's got to stop 1845 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:14,967 It's four o'clock                    It's got to stop 1846 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,000 Tell him 1847 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:16,719 Tell him 1848 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,000 "Take no more" 1849 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:18,512 "Take no more" 1850 00:43:18,554 --> 00:43:19,722 You're okay. 1851 00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:20,000 She practices her speech 1852 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,390 She practices her speech 1853 00:43:21,432 --> 00:43:22,000 As he opens the door 1854 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,267 As he opens the door 1855 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:24,000 You are. 1856 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:24,184 You are. 1857 00:43:24,226 --> 00:43:26,000 She rolls over 1858 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,187 She rolls over 1859 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:28,000 You're okay. 1860 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:28,981 You're okay. 1861 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:35,279 Breathe. 1862 00:43:35,321 --> 00:43:36,000 ...she's in love with him 1863 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,000 ...she's in love with him 1864 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:38,824 ...she's in love with him 1865 00:43:38,866 --> 00:43:40,000 Can't find a better man 1866 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,869 Can't find a better man 1867 00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:42,000 She dreams in color,                she dreams in red 1868 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 She dreams in color,                she dreams in red 1869 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000 She dreams in color,                she dreams in red 1870 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:46,457 She dreams in color,                she dreams in red 1871 00:43:46,498 --> 00:43:48,000 Can't find a better man 1872 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,000 Can't find a better man 1873 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,127 Can't find a better man 1874 00:43:50,753 --> 00:43:52,000 Can't find a better man 1875 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,881 Can't find a better man 1876 00:43:53,922 --> 00:43:54,000 Can't find                         A better man 1877 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,841 Can't find                         A better man 1878 00:43:55,883 --> 00:43:56,000 No, you don't need                    to tell me twice. 1879 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:58,000 No, you don't need                    to tell me twice. 1880 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,302 No, you don't need                    to tell me twice. 1881 00:43:59,511 --> 00:44:00,000 [knock on door] 1882 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,347 [knock on door] 1883 00:44:06,101 --> 00:44:07,978 You were good to come. 1884 00:44:22,368 --> 00:44:24,000 I can't believe                       she's dead. 1885 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:24,119 I can't believe                       she's dead. 1886 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:26,000 She loved you. 1887 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:26,455 She loved you. 1888 00:44:26,497 --> 00:44:28,000 She loved you both,                       so much. 1889 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000 She loved you both,                       so much. 1890 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:30,167 She loved you both,                       so much. 1891 00:44:32,753 --> 00:44:34,000 She always talked about you.              How proud she was. 1892 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,047 She always talked about you.              How proud she was. 1893 00:44:35,089 --> 00:44:36,000 Sorry, I just need to speak        with Arianna before she leaves. 1894 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,000 Sorry, I just need to speak        with Arianna before she leaves. 1895 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:38,801 Sorry, I just need to speak        with Arianna before she leaves. 1896 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:43,972 Hey. 1897 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:48,000 [Angie]                          Is your dad--? 1898 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:48,769 [Angie]                          Is your dad--? 1899 00:44:48,811 --> 00:44:50,000 [Cory] Doctors are                 cautiously optimistic. 1900 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:52,000 [Cory] Doctors are                 cautiously optimistic. 1901 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:52,690 [Cory] Doctors are                 cautiously optimistic. 1902 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:54,000 The fuck that means. 1903 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:55,067 The fuck that means. 1904 00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,000 [inaudible] 1905 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,235 [inaudible] 1906 00:44:56,276 --> 00:44:58,000 Ange, I'm glad to see you, 1907 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:58,570 Ange, I'm glad to see you, 1908 00:44:58,612 --> 00:45:00,000 but you shouldn't                        have come. 1909 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,073 but you shouldn't                        have come. 1910 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:02,000 Whatever he used to be?                       Gone. 1911 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,992 Whatever he used to be?                       Gone. 1912 00:45:04,618 --> 00:45:06,000 Those aren't human beings. 1913 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,662 Those aren't human beings. 1914 00:45:33,689 --> 00:45:34,000 Mr. Holder's immediate                  recommendations. 1915 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000 Mr. Holder's immediate                  recommendations. 1916 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,443 Mr. Holder's immediate                  recommendations. 1917 00:45:42,114 --> 00:45:43,782 Emil? 1918 00:45:44,658 --> 00:45:46,000 You okay with this? 1919 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,035 You okay with this? 1920 00:45:48,036 --> 00:45:50,000 At this point,              all we owe him is a heads-up. 1921 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,664 At this point,              all we owe him is a heads-up. 1922 00:45:50,706 --> 00:45:52,000 And by "we,"                 I assume you mean the Board. 1923 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:53,959 And by "we,"                 I assume you mean the Board. 1924 00:45:54,001 --> 00:45:55,043 No. 1925 00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:56,000 Me talking to him doesn't         show you taking responsibility. 1926 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Me talking to him doesn't         show you taking responsibility. 1927 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:58,964 Me talking to him doesn't         show you taking responsibility. 1928 00:45:59,006 --> 00:46:00,000 This needs to come                     from you first. 1929 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:01,759 This needs to come                     from you first. 1930 00:46:01,800 --> 00:46:02,000 The Board needs to see you stand   behind Holder's recommendations. 1931 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,000 The Board needs to see you stand   behind Holder's recommendations. 1932 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000 The Board needs to see you stand   behind Holder's recommendations. 1933 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,472 The Board needs to see you stand   behind Holder's recommendations. 1934 00:46:08,682 --> 00:46:09,725 Or? 1935 00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:10,000 The Board stops                   standing behind you. 1936 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,977 The Board stops                   standing behind you. 1937 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:13,520 [scoffs] 1938 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:18,000 [sighs] 1939 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:19,443 [sighs] 1940 00:46:21,445 --> 00:46:22,000 You ever fire anyone before? 1941 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,822 You ever fire anyone before? 1942 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:26,000 No one that mattered. 1943 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,950 No one that mattered. 1944 00:46:26,992 --> 00:46:28,000 Tell him what the meeting               is about right away. 1945 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,000 Tell him what the meeting               is about right away. 1946 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:30,120 Tell him what the meeting               is about right away. 1947 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:32,000 You're gonna want to make him           feel better, because... 1948 00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,000 You're gonna want to make him           feel better, because... 1949 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,833 You're gonna want to make him           feel better, because... 1950 00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:38,000 well, despite                    your past behavior, 1951 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,296 well, despite                    your past behavior, 1952 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:40,000 you're not actually                      a sociopath. 1953 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,000 you're not actually                      a sociopath. 1954 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:42,049 you're not actually                      a sociopath. 1955 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:46,000 Make it clean and quick. 1956 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,554 Make it clean and quick. 1957 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:48,000 Hey, you okay? 1958 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,000 Hey, you okay? 1959 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:50,307 Hey, you okay? 1960 00:46:51,099 --> 00:46:51,975 Your dad okay? 1961 00:46:52,017 --> 00:46:53,727 Yeah, thanks.                      You can come in. 1962 00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:03,070 [sighs] 1963 00:47:03,111 --> 00:47:04,000 So you talked to Gabi                 about South Korea. 1964 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,000 So you talked to Gabi                 about South Korea. 1965 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,282 So you talked to Gabi                 about South Korea. 1966 00:47:08,867 --> 00:47:10,000 [scoffs]                            Well... 1967 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:10,160 [scoffs]                            Well... 1968 00:47:10,202 --> 00:47:12,000 she must be pissed if she's            calling you to complain. 1969 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:12,955 she must be pissed if she's            calling you to complain. 1970 00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,000 No, she didn't call me, dude.          She called someone else. 1971 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:15,666 No, she didn't call me, dude.          She called someone else. 1972 00:47:15,707 --> 00:47:16,000 That's the problem. 1973 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,501 That's the problem. 1974 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,000 Oh... 1975 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:22,881 Oh... 1976 00:47:23,549 --> 00:47:24,000 fuck. 1977 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,175 fuck. 1978 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:27,469 Offsite. 1979 00:47:27,511 --> 00:47:28,000 Ten o'clock at night, 1980 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,054 Ten o'clock at night, 1981 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:30,000 nobody to hear                   if I start yelling. 1982 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 nobody to hear                   if I start yelling. 1983 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:32,182 nobody to hear                   if I start yelling. 1984 00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:36,000 Where is Gurley, hmm? 1985 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:36,520 Where is Gurley, hmm? 1986 00:47:37,521 --> 00:47:38,000 Skulking with, uh,                  Cohler and Fenton 1987 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,189 Skulking with, uh,                  Cohler and Fenton 1988 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:40,000 in legal down the hall? 1989 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:40,399 in legal down the hall? 1990 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,000 Yeah, something like that. 1991 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,234 Yeah, something like that. 1992 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,000 You're extending me                     the courtesy. 1993 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:46,446 You're extending me                     the courtesy. 1994 00:47:46,488 --> 00:47:48,000 It's always a friend                     who does it. 1995 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,866 It's always a friend                     who does it. 1996 00:47:48,907 --> 00:47:50,000 The Holder Report 1997 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:50,492 The Holder Report 1998 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:51,994 specifically recommends                  your removal. 1999 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,871 The Board's voting on it                 in the morning. 2000 00:47:53,912 --> 00:47:54,000 I didn't realize                    you could be fired 2001 00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,622 I didn't realize                    you could be fired 2002 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:56,000 for asking someone's          ex-girlfriend to tell the truth. 2003 00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,000 for asking someone's          ex-girlfriend to tell the truth. 2004 00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,251 for asking someone's          ex-girlfriend to tell the truth. 2005 00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:02,000 Well, it's not just                     South Korea. 2006 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:02,421 Well, it's not just                     South Korea. 2007 00:48:02,462 --> 00:48:04,000 I mean,                        there is a pattern. 2008 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:04,756 I mean,                        there is a pattern. 2009 00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:06,000 There's India, there's                the fuckup at the Waverly. 2010 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,551 There's India, there's                the fuckup at the Waverly. 2011 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:08,000 I was off                      the fucking record! 2012 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:08,969 I was off                      the fucking record! 2013 00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:10,000 Do you think I want to be             doing this right now? 2014 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:10,846 Do you think I want to be             doing this right now? 2015 00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,000 To lose you? I don't, okay? 2016 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:12,514 To lose you? I don't, okay? 2017 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,000 But I cannot let anything                 take me down. 2018 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,267 But I cannot let anything                 take me down. 2019 00:48:16,226 --> 00:48:17,227 Not even you. 2020 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,000 If there's something                 that could kill Uber, 2021 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,438 If there's something                 that could kill Uber, 2022 00:48:19,479 --> 00:48:20,000 then it's my job to remove it. 2023 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,857 then it's my job to remove it. 2024 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:26,000 It's fucking bullshit. 2025 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,946 It's fucking bullshit. 2026 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:30,000 And the sad thing is, 2027 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,116 And the sad thing is, 2028 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,000 you're gonna want               to talk to me about this. 2029 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,619 you're gonna want               to talk to me about this. 2030 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,000 About everything               that's about to come down. 2031 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,915 About everything               that's about to come down. 2032 00:48:37,956 --> 00:48:38,000 And I don't know if I'm gonna              pick up the phone. 2033 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:40,000 And I don't know if I'm gonna              pick up the phone. 2034 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,751 And I don't know if I'm gonna              pick up the phone. 2035 00:48:40,792 --> 00:48:42,000 [scoffs]                              Jesus. 2036 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,461 [scoffs]                              Jesus. 2037 00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:43,879 Fuck, my mom just died. 2038 00:48:43,921 --> 00:48:44,000 You're not gonna                  pick up the phone? 2039 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:45,714 You're not gonna                  pick up the phone? 2040 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:46,000 -Man, fuck you!                  -Fuck. Okay, I'm sorry. 2041 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,883 -Man, fuck you!                  -Fuck. Okay, I'm sorry. 2042 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:48,000 Of course. Of course. 2043 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 Of course. Of course. 2044 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:50,719 Of course. Of course. 2045 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:52,000 Of course, man. 2046 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,554 Of course, man. 2047 00:48:55,599 --> 00:48:56,000 I'm sorry you're                    in this situation. 2048 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 I'm sorry you're                    in this situation. 2049 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,268 I'm sorry you're                    in this situation. 2050 00:49:07,694 --> 00:49:08,000 You know what? I'm sorry. 2051 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 You know what? I'm sorry. 2052 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:10,656 You know what? I'm sorry. 2053 00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:16,000 You're always gonna be                     Team Uber. 2054 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,120 You're always gonna be                     Team Uber. 2055 00:49:18,664 --> 00:49:20,000 You are. 2056 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,248 You are. 2057 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:23,627 Always. 2058 00:49:25,337 --> 00:49:26,000 Always. 2059 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,964 Always. 2060 00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:32,000 But I got to back                  the Board's decision. 2061 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,000 But I got to back                  the Board's decision. 2062 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:34,262 But I got to back                  the Board's decision. 2063 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:35,973 You're out. 2064 00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:40,000 [Gurley] Best we can hope for           is that he walks away, 2065 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:40,102 [Gurley] Best we can hope for           is that he walks away, 2066 00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,687 stays quiet for a few days. 2067 00:49:41,728 --> 00:49:42,000 Mortification                     can be a silencer. 2068 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:43,939 Mortification                     can be a silencer. 2069 00:49:43,981 --> 00:49:44,000 Yeah, or he gets angry, 2070 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,565 Yeah, or he gets angry, 2071 00:49:45,607 --> 00:49:46,000 he starts talking about                  how I signed off 2072 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,317 he starts talking about                  how I signed off 2073 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:48,000 on all those mistakes, 2074 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,694 on all those mistakes, 2075 00:49:48,735 --> 00:49:50,000 how he's throwing his body              in front of a bullet. 2076 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,279 how he's throwing his body              in front of a bullet. 2077 00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,000 I'll make sure the Board knows         that you took care of it. 2078 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,033 I'll make sure the Board knows         that you took care of it. 2079 00:49:55,075 --> 00:49:56,000 They'll endorse                a leave of absence for you. 2080 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 They'll endorse                a leave of absence for you. 2081 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,453 They'll endorse                a leave of absence for you. 2082 00:50:00,914 --> 00:50:02,000 How long you been                   planning all this? 2083 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000 How long you been                   planning all this? 2084 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:04,000 It's not like that. 2085 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:04,793 It's not like that. 2086 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:06,000 It's a leave.                  It's not an insurrection. 2087 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:06,253 It's a leave.                  It's not an insurrection. 2088 00:50:06,294 --> 00:50:07,963 You just need to go away                   for a while. 2089 00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,000 Let us clean up the mess,          then we'll bring you back in. 2090 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:10,424 Let us clean up the mess,          then we'll bring you back in. 2091 00:50:10,465 --> 00:50:12,000 I'll make sure that the Board          is clear on the statement 2092 00:50:12,000 --> 00:50:13,552 I'll make sure that the Board          is clear on the statement 2093 00:50:13,593 --> 00:50:14,000 that it's not permanent. 2094 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,512 that it's not permanent. 2095 00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:16,000 So I'll get to see the press          release before it goes out. 2096 00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:18,000 So I'll get to see the press          release before it goes out. 2097 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,725 So I'll get to see the press          release before it goes out. 2098 00:50:21,852 --> 00:50:22,000 You're gonna come back            stronger, I promise you. 2099 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:24,000 You're gonna come back            stronger, I promise you. 2100 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:24,312 You're gonna come back            stronger, I promise you. 2101 00:50:24,354 --> 00:50:26,000 This is the chapter in           your memoir where you reassess. 2102 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,000 This is the chapter in           your memoir where you reassess. 2103 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:28,066 This is the chapter in           your memoir where you reassess. 2104 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,000 It's all wins after this. 2105 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,610 It's all wins after this. 2106 00:50:30,652 --> 00:50:32,000 I'll write the introduction                   for you. 2107 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,989 I'll write the introduction                   for you. 2108 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:56,000 [indistinct chatter] 2109 00:50:56,000 --> 00:50:56,678 [indistinct chatter] 2110 00:50:58,096 --> 00:50:59,931 [Bonderman]                    Travis back in Fresno? 2111 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:00,000 Far from here, yes. 2112 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000 Far from here, yes. 2113 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:02,642 Far from here, yes. 2114 00:51:02,684 --> 00:51:04,000 Leave of absence                    starts tonight. 2115 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,020 Leave of absence                    starts tonight. 2116 00:51:05,062 --> 00:51:06,000 He take it okay? 2117 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,272 He take it okay? 2118 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:08,000 He took it. 2119 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,107 He took it. 2120 00:51:09,149 --> 00:51:10,000 That's all that matters to us. 2121 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:10,942 That's all that matters to us. 2122 00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:12,000 [Arianna]                      Can we please gather? 2123 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:13,737 [Arianna]                      Can we please gather? 2124 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,000 I would like to thank you all 2125 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:16,448 I would like to thank you all 2126 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:18,000 on behalf of the Uber board                for being here. 2127 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:19,618 on behalf of the Uber board                for being here. 2128 00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,953 Our culture has taken ill, 2129 00:51:21,995 --> 00:51:22,000 but we've called upon                   a great healer. 2130 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,000 but we've called upon                   a great healer. 2131 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,790 but we've called upon                   a great healer. 2132 00:51:24,831 --> 00:51:26,000 Let's talk about                    our recommendations 2133 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,459 Let's talk about                    our recommendations 2134 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:28,000 from Eric Holder. 2135 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,127 from Eric Holder. 2136 00:51:32,339 --> 00:51:34,000 I am passionate                     about redemption, 2137 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:34,174 I am passionate                     about redemption, 2138 00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,000 which is why I can state                  with authority 2139 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,135 which is why I can state                  with authority 2140 00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:38,000 that Travis is on a path           that will save this company. 2141 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,000 that Travis is on a path           that will save this company. 2142 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:41,765 that Travis is on a path           that will save this company. 2143 00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:42,000 And to that end,                 he has something to say. 2144 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,000 And to that end,                 he has something to say. 2145 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:46,000 And to that end,                 he has something to say. 2146 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:46,103 And to that end,                 he has something to say. 2147 00:51:55,487 --> 00:51:56,000 Thank you, Arianna. 2148 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,781 Thank you, Arianna. 2149 00:51:59,491 --> 00:52:00,000 [clears throat] 2150 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,159 [clears throat] 2151 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:04,000 The last eight years of my life        has only been about Uber. 2152 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:06,000 The last eight years of my life        has only been about Uber. 2153 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:06,123 The last eight years of my life        has only been about Uber. 2154 00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:08,000 Recent events                  have brought home for me 2155 00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:08,375 Recent events                  have brought home for me 2156 00:52:08,416 --> 00:52:10,000 that people are more important                 than work, 2157 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:11,002 that people are more important                 than work, 2158 00:52:11,044 --> 00:52:12,000 and I need to take some time off           from the day-to-day 2159 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,505 and I need to take some time off           from the day-to-day 2160 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:14,000 to grieve my mother,              to take care of my father, 2161 00:52:14,000 --> 00:52:16,000 to grieve my mother,              to take care of my father, 2162 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:16,424 to grieve my mother,              to take care of my father, 2163 00:52:16,466 --> 00:52:18,000 to work on myself, 2164 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:18,009 to work on myself, 2165 00:52:18,051 --> 00:52:20,000 and to focus on building out       a world-class leadership team. 2166 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,000 and to focus on building out       a world-class leadership team. 2167 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:22,139 and to focus on building out       a world-class leadership team. 2168 00:52:22,180 --> 00:52:24,000 I mean, the team we had... 2169 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:24,641 I mean, the team we had... 2170 00:52:29,396 --> 00:52:30,000 The ultimate responsibility            for where we've gotten 2171 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:32,000 The ultimate responsibility            for where we've gotten 2172 00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:32,274 The ultimate responsibility            for where we've gotten 2173 00:52:32,315 --> 00:52:34,000 and how we've gotten here             rests on my shoulders. 2174 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,735 and how we've gotten here             rests on my shoulders. 2175 00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:36,000 But if we're gonna work                   on Uber 2.0, 2176 00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,000 But if we're gonna work                   on Uber 2.0, 2177 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:39,072 But if we're gonna work                   on Uber 2.0, 2178 00:52:39,114 --> 00:52:40,000 I also need to work                    on Travis 2.0. 2179 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000 I also need to work                    on Travis 2.0. 2180 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,492 I also need to work                    on Travis 2.0. 2181 00:52:42,534 --> 00:52:44,000 [cheers and applause] 2182 00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,703 [cheers and applause] 2183 00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,000 [applause continues] 2184 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,000 [applause continues] 2185 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,713 [applause continues] 2186 00:52:59,718 --> 00:53:00,000 In case this one                      was confusing, 2187 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:02,000 In case this one                      was confusing, 2188 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,054 In case this one                      was confusing, 2189 00:53:03,096 --> 00:53:04,000 Emil Michael has been removed 2190 00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,974 Emil Michael has been removed 2191 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,000 by unanimous vote                      of the Board. 2192 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:09,102 by unanimous vote                      of the Board. 2193 00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,000 This is just                     absolutely brainless. 2194 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,938 This is just                     absolutely brainless. 2195 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:12,000 They fired Himmler to make           Hitler seem less culpable. 2196 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,000 They fired Himmler to make           Hitler seem less culpable. 2197 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:16,000 They fired Himmler to make           Hitler seem less culpable. 2198 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:16,026 They fired Himmler to make           Hitler seem less culpable. 2199 00:53:16,067 --> 00:53:18,000 You hate working here                      that much? 2200 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:18,153 You hate working here                      that much? 2201 00:53:18,195 --> 00:53:20,000 -It's a trade-off.            -You want to do the best work, 2202 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:21,114 -It's a trade-off.            -You want to do the best work, 2203 00:53:21,156 --> 00:53:22,000 the shit nobody else will          let you do, actually disrupt? 2204 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:24,000 the shit nobody else will          let you do, actually disrupt? 2205 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,951 the shit nobody else will          let you do, actually disrupt? 2206 00:53:24,993 --> 00:53:26,000 Then you gotta work                     with people 2207 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:26,453 Then you gotta work                     with people 2208 00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:28,000 who give you enough room                   to do that. 2209 00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:28,371 who give you enough room                   to do that. 2210 00:53:28,413 --> 00:53:30,000 -And sometimes they're...                   -Assholes. 2211 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,081 -And sometimes they're...                   -Assholes. 2212 00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:31,208 Yeah. 2213 00:53:31,249 --> 00:53:32,000 The next recommendations, 2214 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,126 The next recommendations, 2215 00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:34,000 well, they're all about culture. 2216 00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:35,670 well, they're all about culture. 2217 00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:36,000 Always Be Hustling? 2218 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000 Always Be Hustling? 2219 00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,174 Always Be Hustling? 2220 00:53:39,216 --> 00:53:40,000 Not anymore. 2221 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:40,675 Not anymore. 2222 00:53:40,717 --> 00:53:42,000 I'm gonna go                       to the bathroom. 2223 00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:42,928 I'm gonna go                       to the bathroom. 2224 00:53:43,803 --> 00:53:44,000 There must be balance... 2225 00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,000 There must be balance... 2226 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,348 There must be balance... 2227 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:48,000 as you can read in my book. 2228 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:48,391 as you can read in my book. 2229 00:53:48,433 --> 00:53:50,000 'Cause I've carried my weight     And I've been a strong man 2230 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 'Cause I've carried my weight     And I've been a strong man 2231 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,000 'Cause I've carried my weight     And I've been a strong man 2232 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:54,147 'Cause I've carried my weight     And I've been a strong man 2233 00:53:54,189 --> 00:53:55,523 Yeah, yeah 2234 00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:56,000 Listen to the man                  in the liquor store 2235 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,000 Listen to the man                  in the liquor store 2236 00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:00,000 Listen to the man                  in the liquor store 2237 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,904 Listen to the man                  in the liquor store 2238 00:54:02,322 --> 00:54:04,000 Yelling,                     "Anybody want a drink 2239 00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:05,867 Yelling,                     "Anybody want a drink 2240 00:54:05,909 --> 00:54:06,000 Before the war?" 2241 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:08,000 Before the war?" 2242 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:10,000 Before the war?" 2243 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:10,247 Before the war?" 2244 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:18,000 -Were you followed?                         -No. 2245 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:18,838 -Were you followed?                         -No. 2246 00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,000 Turned off my phone                    like you asked. 2247 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:20,799 Turned off my phone                    like you asked. 2248 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:22,000 Were you? 2249 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:22,259 Were you? 2250 00:54:25,262 --> 00:54:26,000 So what say we, all of us,                 come together, 2251 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000 So what say we, all of us,                 come together, 2252 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,849 So what say we, all of us,                 come together, 2253 00:54:29,891 --> 00:54:30,000 do our best work, 2254 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:31,142 do our best work, 2255 00:54:31,184 --> 00:54:32,000 and get to the next generation           of this great company? 2256 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,979 and get to the next generation           of this great company? 2257 00:54:34,020 --> 00:54:35,981 [cheers and applause] 2258 00:54:46,283 --> 00:54:48,000 He shouldn't be here. 2259 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,118 He shouldn't be here. 2260 00:54:48,159 --> 00:54:50,000 If you want to launch             the next gen of Uber, Bill, 2261 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:50,412 If you want to launch             the next gen of Uber, Bill, 2262 00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:52,000 you have to let me launch             the next gen of Travis. 2263 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,000 you have to let me launch             the next gen of Travis. 2264 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:55,834 you have to let me launch             the next gen of Travis. 2265 00:54:57,836 --> 00:54:58,000 And you live in a shell 2266 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 And you live in a shell 2267 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,464 And you live in a shell 2268 00:55:01,506 --> 00:55:02,000 You create your own hell 2269 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:04,000 You create your own hell 2270 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,176 You create your own hell 2271 00:55:05,218 --> 00:55:06,000 -[man shouts]                   - You live in the past 2272 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,804 -[man shouts]                   - You live in the past 2273 00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:08,000 And talk about war 2274 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:10,000 And talk about war 2275 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:10,557 And talk about war 2276 00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:11,683 It happens. 2277 00:55:11,725 --> 00:55:12,000 Lots of people think they want          to talk until it's time. 2278 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,000 Lots of people think they want          to talk until it's time. 2279 00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:14,894 Lots of people think they want          to talk until it's time. 2280 00:55:14,936 --> 00:55:16,000 I want to talk. 2281 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,271 I want to talk. 2282 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,000 I think the best thing is,          think on it and then call me. 2283 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,000 I think the best thing is,          think on it and then call me. 2284 00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:27,532 I think the best thing is,          think on it and then call me. 2285 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:28,000 Or don't-- 2286 00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:29,159 Or don't-- 2287 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:30,000 I just want to know that            what I'm doing is the... 2288 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,578 I just want to know that            what I'm doing is the... 2289 00:55:31,619 --> 00:55:32,000 [deep breath] 2290 00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:32,912 [deep breath] 2291 00:55:32,954 --> 00:55:34,000 I mean, I think I'm doing                 the right thing. 2292 00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:35,790 I mean, I think I'm doing                 the right thing. 2293 00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:36,000 But, like,                       how do you know? 2294 00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:38,000 But, like,                       how do you know? 2295 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:38,501 But, like,                       how do you know? 2296 00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:42,000 Hey, no, no. Don't go. 2297 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,000 Hey, no, no. Don't go. 2298 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:44,382 Hey, no, no. Don't go. 2299 00:55:46,301 --> 00:55:48,000 I don't want                     to be an asshole. 2300 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,554 I don't want                     to be an asshole. 2301 00:55:49,596 --> 00:55:50,000 You've got a heart of stone         you can never feel 2302 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000 You've got a heart of stone         you can never feel 2303 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 You've got a heart of stone         you can never feel 2304 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,017 You've got a heart of stone         you can never feel 2305 00:55:55,560 --> 00:55:56,000 Okay. 2306 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:56,519 Okay. 2307 00:55:56,561 --> 00:55:58,000 You say,                            "Oh, I'm not afraid... 2308 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,731 You say,                            "Oh, I'm not afraid... 2309 00:55:59,773 --> 00:56:00,000 So what do you have to tell me      to feel that's not who you are? 2310 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,000 So what do you have to tell me      to feel that's not who you are? 2311 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:03,860 So what do you have to tell me      to feel that's not who you are? 2312 00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,000 So stop talking of war 2313 00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:07,489 So stop talking of war 2314 00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:08,000 'Cause you know                We've heard it all before 2315 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,000 'Cause you know                We've heard it all before 2316 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:12,000 'Cause you know                We've heard it all before 2317 00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:12,494 'Cause you know                We've heard it all before 2318 00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:14,000 Why don't you go out there 2319 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,413 Why don't you go out there 2320 00:56:15,455 --> 00:56:16,000 And do something useful? 2321 00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:17,374 And do something useful? 2322 00:56:17,415 --> 00:56:18,000 You ever heard of Greyball? 2323 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,209 You ever heard of Greyball? 2324 00:56:19,250 --> 00:56:20,000 Oh, listen to the man... 2325 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Oh, listen to the man... 2326 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,379 Oh, listen to the man... 2327 00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,000 It's a programming thing. 2328 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:24,005 It's a programming thing. 2329 00:56:24,047 --> 00:56:26,000 It's just to essentially                     target... 2330 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,092 It's just to essentially                     target... 2331 00:56:27,133 --> 00:56:28,000 Yelling,                     "Anybody want a drink 2332 00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:30,000 Yelling,                     "Anybody want a drink 2333 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,804 Yelling,                     "Anybody want a drink 2334 00:56:30,845 --> 00:56:32,000 Before the war?" 2335 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:34,000 Before the war?" 2336 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:34,599 Before the war?" 2337 00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,000 "Anybody want a drink                  before the war?" 2338 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 "Anybody want a drink                  before the war?" 2339 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,000 "Anybody want a drink                  before the war?" 2340 00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,149 "Anybody want a drink                  before the war?" 2341 00:56:43,191 --> 00:56:44,000 Aha 2342 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:44,484 Aha 2343 00:56:44,526 --> 00:56:46,000 "Anybody want to drink                before the war?" 2344 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,000 "Anybody want to drink                before the war?" 2345 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,072 "Anybody want to drink                before the war?" 2346 00:56:51,574 --> 00:56:52,000 [Sinead O'Connor vocalizes] 2347 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,000 [Sinead O'Connor vocalizes] 2348 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,620 [Sinead O'Connor vocalizes] 2349 00:57:07,048 --> 00:57:08,000 [vocalizing] 2350 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000 [vocalizing] 2351 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,594 [vocalizing] 2352 00:57:18,059 --> 00:57:20,000 Ooh 2353 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,271 Ooh 2354 00:57:21,312 --> 00:57:22,000 Ooh-ooh-ooh 2355 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:23,648 Ooh-ooh-ooh 2356 00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:26,000 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh 2357 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:26,985 Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh