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Previously
           on   Super Pumped...

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Young founders
 are a hot commodity.

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You must basically have
 women on demand now too.

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Yeah, we call that
               Boober.

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Olivia Lungociu
            just published

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our entire list of
      data access permissions.

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Everyone will know that
              we access

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users' messages, cameras,
           contacts, GPS,

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even after the app's
            been closed.

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Olivia Lungociu.

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Open her up quick
                 and quiet.

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She needs to be fucking
           neutralized.

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I'm going to stay
        in the city tonight.

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Can't you come home?

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I've gotta get
           an early start.

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The money is worthless
 if I never see you.

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Quality time in the dark
           isn't so great

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when I can't pay
        the electricity bill.

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Thanks for all you do,
         brother.

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Is Google starting
             a self-driving

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ride-hailing service?

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Anything is possible.

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That's Levandowski.
              I want to poach him.

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I just sent Google
       my resignation letter.

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Why don't you meet
      our newest board member.

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I am thrilled by
          Uber's potential

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to make the world
           a better place.

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Apple just rejected
                   the update.

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Your build breaks
 dozens of App Store rules.

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It's an abomination.

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Change it.

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Anyone looking at Uber's app

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from Cupertino

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won't be able to see
     the privacy-violating code.

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Do it.

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Tim, you're not gonna believe

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the shit Uber's trying to pull.

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opening theme music plays

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-Hey.
             -Oh, Jesus.

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Hi.

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Did they ever play any
    happy songs back in the day,

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or are they all just like
           funeral dirges?

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Okay, they had a lot of people
      dying on them back then.

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-Young too.
    -But they also played, like,

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imperial shit, right,
           like for kings?

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Can you play me
        something like that?

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Guess someone
           had a good day at work.

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I did. I had a great
            fucking day.

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Good. Why don't you go shower

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that Johnnie Walker
       and patchouli off of you...

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-And then we can...
      - No time, babe.

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Too busy changing the world.
    One driverless car at a time.

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That's amazing, Trav.
   Hey, I have some good news too.

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Really? So we're going
       to celebrate you too.

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But do you know where
         the Wii remote is?

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'Cause I can feel it right now.
           I am   en fuego.

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It's in the cabinet
            under the TV.

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Oh, yeah.

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Anyway, so, you--
        you know that school

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that I've been working with?

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-They--

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Yeah. Eddy Cue!

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I was legit just talking
           about you, man.

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What's going on?

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We have a real problem.

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You do, I mean. Uber does.
       An existential crisis.

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Define "existential."

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Tim's sitting in
       to decide if you exist.

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Cupertino, tomorrow.

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They can't know.

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They obviously know

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we're still running
 the rejected code,

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or else the call I got would've
 been inviting me to their camp

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at the Bohemian Club,

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not to reenact
 The Lives of Others

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with Tim Cook
        asking the questions.

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Is this it, man?
        Is Apple banning us?

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Oh, they're just trying
      to scare us, or scare me.

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It could be seen like
           we're deceiving

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the most powerful tech company
         in the world, TK--

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And we have no idea
   how much Apple actually knows.

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Their find could expose heaven,
           hell, Greyball.

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Our whole surveillance
             operation.

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-We don't call it that.
           - Okay,

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none of those things
        are actually illegal.

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Apple's precious App Store rules
      are not the fucking law.

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Most users are dubious
         of the data we mine

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from their phones already.

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Discovering blatant
        privacy infringement

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could drive users off the app
          and the company.

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We have to make this right
             with Apple.

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Thank you, Mr. Spock.
          Now what do I do?

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What's my angle? How do I
      actually get out of this?

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You don't.

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Leave the bullshit
            on the farm.

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Go to Cupertino.

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Confirm only
           what they know.

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Nothing more, nothing less.
      And then say you're sorry.

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I'm not sorry.

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And I don't want to let Tim
      wrestle me to the ground.

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TK, you know when it comes
     to throwing gas on a fire,

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I'm both the gas and the fire,
               right?

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-Why I love you, bro.
           -But this time,

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I got some water
       and a fire extinguisher

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because big pic:
     saying sorry costs nothing.

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You're on track to become

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the most significant commander

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of the most significant startup

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of the 21st century.

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Legit legend status.

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If we don't get flushed.

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This could be
           that rare time

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where the truth actually
           sets you free.

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The concern is, if you don't
      give them what they want,

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which is, as Emil said,
             the truth,

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they will make an example of you
    and ban the app, ending Uber.

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But know this:

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If they don't like that truth,
       they may ban us anyway.

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So I tell the truth, I lose,

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but I lie, I also lose?

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One of those will be
         the better option.

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Choose that one,

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or else Cupertino
     will become your Waterloo.

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Well, I hear you.
            I regard you.

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But this is nothing
        like Waterloo, okay?

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Napoleon was a great general.
 I'm not knocking the little man.

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But he was not making France
          the kind of coin

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that I am making for Apple,

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which is why Apple will never
   remove Uber from the app store.

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I think we have to remove Uber
         from the App Store.

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In all my years at Apple,

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I've never seen such a blatant
      disregard for Apple policy.

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Your juvenile, contemptuous
        game of hide-and-seek

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with our compliance engineers
            is an insult.

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If insults determined
            our actions,

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we'd be tossing apps
   to the lions like the emperors.

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This isn't personal to me,
      but it is clear, Travis.

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Your actions,
     and those of your company,

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have led us
         to one conclusion:

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Uber must go.

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Anything you'd like to say?

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Before you do, know this:

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Lying, that I do
          take personally.

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Oh, look at that.

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Our main motherfucker
        would love to find a lie

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that he could float.

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Uber deserves to be removed
         from the App Store.

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Uber...

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No, I deceived you.

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It was blatant and egregious.

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But I was desperate.

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Well, this tribunal
          can close up fast.

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No, I'm saying that there's
      a reason I did what I did.

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Before you end it all
             for Uber...

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just hear me out.

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I think you owe me that.

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We owe you nothing.

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That may well be true, Eduardo,

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but Travis is here,
           and so are we.

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Let's let the man talk.

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Thank you, Tim.

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Oh, no.

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He's right, Travis.

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I mean, we should
            shut you down

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faster than the Secretariat did

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the field at Churchill Downs.

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They say that race was over
        in the first furlong.

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Yeah, well, I run motherfuckers
 down in the final stretch, Eddy.

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Hey, try and rise above
   the day-to-day, uh, chestiness.

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Hey, and just tell us why
 on earth you thought it was okay

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to blatantly violate
           our agreement.

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I'm here today
          because of China.

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Oh, God...

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From humble beginnings
         in San Francisco...

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...Uber took over the world
            in record time.

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Uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it

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That's the way,
      Uh-huh, uh-huh, I like it

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But there was
                still one land left

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to be annexed
           into Uber Nation.

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The People's Republic of China.

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A land of 1.4 billion people,

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97% of whom own a smartphone.

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If we could take China,

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we would be the most
     consequential tech startup

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since Apple.

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But we had competition.

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There were already two big
      Chinese rideshare companies:

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Didi Dache and Kuaidi Dache.

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They were at war.

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That was my opening
           to conquer China.

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And we were winning.

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Take Chengdu.

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Half the size of New York City,

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but 479 times as many rides
       in less than nine months.

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But, and I've never
         told anybody this,

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not even my board.

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Half of those rides were fake.

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Each centipede
       represents, at minimum,

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50 fraudulent
          incentive rides.

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And there are hundreds more in
 every city all over the country,

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all day every day.

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Doing, what, 116,000 rides
          a day in Chengdu.

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Average cost of a ride's
               97 yuans,

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15 bucks per ride
           times 20 cities.

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Jesus, we're losing 25 million
       a week on this shit...

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to fraud in China
          because of Apple.

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00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:55,446
You saying your fraud problem
         was Apple's fault?

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00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:59,825
I'm saying we're providing
 career opportunities to drivers,

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00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,161
a superior brand to riders.

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00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:04,038
And they pay us back

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00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:06,666
by coming up with elaborate
          scams to rip us off.

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00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,877
And there's nothing we could do
             to stop them.

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00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,004
Until recently,

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every phone had the equivalent
        of a digital signature.

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00:11:16,258 --> 00:11:20,554
Uber could use those signatures
         to track the scammers.

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00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,098
But when you guys killed

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00:11:22,139 --> 00:11:23,766
outside access
           to the signatures,

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00:11:23,808 --> 00:11:25,726
then Uber lost the ability

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to identify
        the fraudulent accounts.

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When you blocked that access,

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00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,819
you blinded us
         like fucking Equus.

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And, yes, then we had
   to cut open some new eyeholes--

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That's a pretty Orwellian way
       to say that you decided

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to flout our privacy policy
          like a bunch of--

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I have nothing but respect for
   Apple's commitment to privacy.

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Ugh.

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00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,174
I...

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understand Apple's commitment
             to privacy.

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00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:04,890
But my commitment is to Uber.

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00:12:04,932 --> 00:12:08,728
I'm duty-bound as CEO
       to protect my company.

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Even against you.

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One of my engineers
         figured out a new way

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to identify
         the fraudulent users.

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00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:20,740
The new software turns user data
      in, like, text messages,

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contacts, photo albums,
             et cetera,

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into a unique fingerprint.

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00:12:24,618 --> 00:12:26,579
Once the phone's
         been fingerprinted,

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Uber can track it.

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00:12:37,381 --> 00:12:39,049
Oh, shit, yes!

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00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:40,551
-Fuck you guys! We got you!
     -Nice!

241
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,219
Fuck you fuckers!

242
00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:45,097
I was in for a bil in China,
            going on two.

243
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:51,228
But I was about to do what only
    Musk and you guys have done.

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00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,939
What Zuckerberg and Brin
         and Bezos couldn't.

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00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:58,027
Get China.

246
00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,821
China doesn't play
         by the same rules.

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We can't let them
          make that choice.

248
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,616
And we have it.

249
00:13:03,657 --> 00:13:04,950
We've got China
            under control.

250
00:13:04,992 --> 00:13:06,327
You got our letter
            to the board.

251
00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,287
Two cities have 400 times
            as many rides

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00:13:08,329 --> 00:13:10,247
as New York in nine months.

253
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It's unprecedented.

254
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So is your burn rate.

255
00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:15,252
Our burn is commensurate
            with growth.

256
00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:17,797
Everyone on the board
   got that same letter. They're

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all fine with it. Know how I
    know? It's like guard dogs.

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00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,634
If they sense something's
          wrong, they bark.

259
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,344
But we haven't heard a peep
             from them.

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00:13:23,385 --> 00:13:26,430
Have you heard anything
         from anybody, Bill?

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00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,435
We're here on behalf
            of Benchmark.

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On behalf of our limited
              partners.

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00:13:33,437 --> 00:13:37,107
Uh-huh, and Emil, what is
    Uber's valuation as of today?

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00:13:37,149 --> 00:13:38,943
Thirty bill-yone.

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00:13:38,984 --> 00:13:41,445
So you can tell your LPs
          that's 300 times return.

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When and if we go public.

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00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,116
And that "if" is if
               this China insanity

268
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,827
doesn't wipe us out first.

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00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,495
I'm not in the business
           of wiping out.

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And that's what
         the fat surfer said

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in the "Eddie Would Go" T-shirt

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00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,500
right before
         a 30-meter monster

273
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:56,502
sends him to the ocean floor
             at Nazaré.

274
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:57,962
He brought a shortboard--

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Look, let's just
         take a breath here.

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00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,300
Everybody has faith in you

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00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,177
that you know
    what's on your balance sheet,

278
00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,679
but revenue is not profit,

279
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,138
despite contortionist
             accounting.

280
00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:09,849
We'll have all the profit
               we need

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00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,976
once we win China.

282
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,979
You have rolled across Europe
        like Rommel himself.

283
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,356
With the same elegant fury.

284
00:14:17,398 --> 00:14:20,317
But China ain't France.

285
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,403
China's playing mah-jongg
   while you're playing pétanque.

286
00:14:22,444 --> 00:14:23,988
Different cultures
     need different strategies.

287
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,701
We just need you to see
     the whole game board here.

288
00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:32,830
I am the one on the game board,
        and I'm crushing it.

289
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,290
China loves Uber.

290
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:36,375
Whatever happened
           to grow or die?

291
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,669
In China, it's grow, then die.

292
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,671
-Dude...
   - China loves us today

293
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,381
because we give more value than
           what we charge,

294
00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,383
because we're depositing
      incentives out the wazoo.

295
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,051
It's a free fucking
            cash bonanza.

296
00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:47,386
What's there not to love?

297
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,473
But Uber is always gonna be
      an interloper from the west.

298
00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,392
And once we get a foothold
         and profitability,

299
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:56,061
start withdrawing yuan
 out of their economy,

300
00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:59,899
the CCP is gonna cut us off
            at the knees.

301
00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,358
And they're going to take
            the business

302
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,235
that Travis Kalanick built,

303
00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:07,239
and they're going to give us
       back in return nothing.

304
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:09,033
Not even a fortune cookie.

305
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:10,910
Don't fucking do that.

306
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,746
You know, Arianna says,

307
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,123
"You never get to witness
          your own eulogy,

308
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:19,251
but you write it
             every day."

309
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,420
I think she's wrong,
 'cause I'm witnessing

310
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,213
my own eulogy.

311
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,632
And you're the one writing it.

312
00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:27,259
Some people write words
            for a living.

313
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:28,594
Do you think...

314
00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:29,929
Others write checks.

315
00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:31,764
...that I can win in China?

316
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,933
Yes or no?

317
00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:35,559
Because Arianna does.

318
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,019
She believes in me.

319
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:38,729
She believes in Uber.

320
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,774
And that is worth more
 than all the money in Benchmark.

321
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,610
We're staying in China.

322
00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:55,955
Rise back up
         to consciousness.

323
00:16:02,002 --> 00:16:04,296
That was fabulous,
              darling.

324
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:06,131
Your vibration
                   is much higher.

325
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,383
Can you feel it?

326
00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,718
Yeah, I totally can.

327
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:12,972
Bill Gurley has invited me
        to breakfast Monday.

328
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,807
-Can you come?
           -You know what?

329
00:16:14,848 --> 00:16:17,977
He asked me to mentor
     one of his CEOs on Monday.

330
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,645
That's convenient.

331
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,271
There are no accidents.

332
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,190
And there are no secrets
                 between us.

333
00:16:23,232 --> 00:16:25,109
Thank you.

334
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,277
At least some people
         were still on my side.

335
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:28,487
Shit.

336
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,155
But even her support

337
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:31,657
couldn't stop the hits
              from coming.

338
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,159
What?

339
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,620
We've got tragic news.

340
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,831
One of our Uber drivers
       killed a child in Ohio.

341
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,000
Oh, Jesus.
    This is going to suck for me.

342
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:49,383
Suck for-- for Uber,
           is what I mean.

343
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,635
I know it sucks
         for the family too.

344
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:53,303
Obviously it sucks for them.

345
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,143
Twitter's blowing up about it
             right now.

346
00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:00,686
Olivia Lungociu's
         leading the charge.

347
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:02,354
Her.

348
00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,149
"@TravisK: a dead child,
          assaulted women.

349
00:17:05,190 --> 00:17:07,484
When you are going to admit
    you just don't give a fuck?"

350
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,361
Come on.
     It's not like her kid died.

351
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:11,864
-No. No, no, no.
          -TK.

352
00:17:11,905 --> 00:17:14,283
Don't ever let anyone
            other than me

353
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:16,035
hear you say
        something like that.

354
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,703
You know what?
         Elon could say it.

355
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,455
They'd put it on a billboard.
      They would celebrate.

356
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:20,873
I need some Musk on me.
        Isn't that your job?

357
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:22,374
Why don't I get the press
              he gets?

358
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,043
Because they don't know you.

359
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,878
If they knew the Travis I do,

360
00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,713
they'd say nothing
        but wonderful things.

361
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:28,922
Arianna's right.

362
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,507
You hide behind comms

363
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,926
when you should be out front
           communicating.

364
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:36,180
Elon is rocket man because
    he gives the press face time.

365
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,639
Makes them feel special.

366
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,558
Yeah, they celebrate him,
            as you said.

367
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:42,311
Travis, you can and should
              do this.

368
00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:45,439
Let's host a press event
            in New York.

369
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,691
At the Waverly,
          and I'll co-host.

370
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,943
Great.
     Steaks, wine, conversation.

371
00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,362
Get the media on team TK.

372
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,614
Yeah. I like it.

373
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:54,865
I don't know.

374
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,116
Kissing up to the press,

375
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,868
it just doesn't feel legit.

376
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,745
An event might help with
     the calls I've been getting

377
00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:01,497
from journos digging
       into our burn in China.

378
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,165
And the last thing we need
         before a new raise

379
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,250
is the press casting doubt
      on your judgment as CEO.

380
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,419
I don't need the press.
        You know how I know?

381
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,254
The graphs tell me so,

382
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,256
'cause they are nothing
 but up and to the right.

383
00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:12,925
Shitty tweet
        up and to the right.

384
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,718
Bad headline
        up and to the right.

385
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,386
All I do is grow.

386
00:18:16,428 --> 00:18:18,097
I'm the fucking
         Revenue Rocket Man.

387
00:18:18,138 --> 00:18:19,515
Why...?

388
00:18:19,556 --> 00:18:21,266
Why can't people
           report on that

389
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,352
instead of always being like,

390
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,770
"Why women hate working
              at Uber"?

391
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:26,688
Give me a fucking break.

392
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:28,107
Moving on--

393
00:18:28,148 --> 00:18:30,943
No, let's not move on.

394
00:18:30,984 --> 00:18:33,612
I'd like to know why women
     hate working at Uber.

395
00:18:33,654 --> 00:18:37,157
That seems super germane to your
    pattern of behavior, Travis.

396
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,493
Why is your attrition rate
         for women so high?

397
00:18:45,249 --> 00:18:46,625
From my experience,

398
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:48,877
women are the canary
          in the coal mine.

399
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:50,546
When they leave a company
              en masse,

400
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,548
that's often a sign of deeper,

401
00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:54,925
overlooked cultural
         and ethical issues.

402
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,553
We are always looking
        for qualified workers

403
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,012
with the right attitude.

404
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,430
If you're good,
            you're hired.

405
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,849
And if you get it,

406
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,851
then you stick
        regardless of gender.

407
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,769
You believe that?

408
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,647
It's not about belief, Tim.
         I can see our data.

409
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,816
Data can be biased.

410
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,152
So can people.

411
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:15,154
Anyway, I think I've more
    than answered your question.

412
00:19:15,195 --> 00:19:17,239
Oh, no, this inquiry
      is just getting started.

413
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,492
You'll answer for every aspect
           of your company

414
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,703
before I decide if you stay
       alive and in the store.

415
00:19:25,372 --> 00:19:28,625
Okay, well,
      if you're judge and jury,

416
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:33,130
then may I continue
            my testimony?

417
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:36,049
Sure. Start with an answer
         to Tim's question.

418
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,844
Why are your attrition rates
         for women so high?

419
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,100
It is imperative you do
        a temple stay at Bongeunsa

420
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,977
when you're in Seoul
                   with Gabi.

421
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,687
It will balance your chi.

422
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,439
-That sounds amazing.
                -Hmm.

423
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:52,065
Hold the elevator.

424
00:19:52,107 --> 00:19:53,942
-Can I say one more thing?
                -Yes.

425
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,278
What should I do about
      this constant questioning

426
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:58,155
of our accounting
             practices?

427
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,866
Don't break any rules
                    or laws.

428
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,035
And if Gurley keeps
           coming at you about it,

429
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:06,955
just tell him to kiss
                  your EBITDA.

430
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,209
-Thank you!
             -Of course.

431
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,881
I'll tell you why the attrition
       rate for women at Uber

432
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,883
is so high.

433
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,469
Isaiah Berlin wrote:
      I wish to be the subject,

434
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:22,346
not the object of my life.

435
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:24,056
Couldn't have said it better.

436
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,683
So, let me introduce myself.

437
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,518
My name is Susan Fowler.

438
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:30,854
You'll remember me as
    the site reliability engineer

439
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:34,066
who was sexually harassed on
    her first day of work at Uber.

440
00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:38,362
Anne-Marie in HR suggested
            I find a new team.

441
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,030
Her way of telling me to quit.

442
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,074
But I've come
          too far to quit.

443
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,993
So, after months of floating
           in Uber limbo,

444
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:46,745
I found a new team.

445
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,288
And it's a great one.

446
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,123
And I wish people
            Liked me more

447
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,917
All I did
          Was try my best...

448
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,962
That's my new manager, Kevin.

449
00:20:57,005 --> 00:20:59,633
I chose his team
       because it's 25% women,

450
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,802
which, paltry as it is,

451
00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:03,971
is the highest ratio
           in the company.

452
00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:06,890
If we can split our monolith
       in under three months,

453
00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:09,893
every person on the team
     will get this dope jacket.

454
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,561
-Check it out, dude.

455
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,648
A monolith is a block
        of thousands of lines

456
00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:16,275
of Uber's operating code.

457
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:18,610
The goal is to separate
           and reorganize

458
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,488
the block of code
        into individual lines

459
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,282
called "microservices."

460
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,784
They make the code easier
        to access and repair

461
00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,619
should it malfunction.

462
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,706
TLDR, I'm a techie Marie Kondo.

463
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:33,625
And coffee brings me joy.

464
00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:36,628
So does my job.

465
00:21:36,670 --> 00:21:39,631
"Job" doesn't even seem like
    enough of a supercharged word

466
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,633
for how I view what I do.

467
00:21:41,675 --> 00:21:43,719
It's more of a mission.

468
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,470
I obsess about it so much,

469
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,514
I started writing about it
             on my blog:

470
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:53,186
I even wrote a book about
         my experiences as an SRE.

471
00:21:53,228 --> 00:21:55,772
It's a bestseller on Amazon.

472
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:59,151
HR's reaming me,
   said my team's too homogenous.

473
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:02,863
Ideological diversity
           doesn't count.

474
00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:04,156
How do you keep them
            on your team?

475
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:06,158
Trade secrets.
          And if I keep it

476
00:22:06,199 --> 00:22:09,328
above 23.4% female,
          it's Tesla time.

477
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:11,663
All the ladies love Kev.

478
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,999
Really, seriously,
              fuck you.

479
00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:20,464
Fowler, perfect score
     on your performance review.

480
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:22,215
Making me look good.

481
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:24,134
Appreciate it. I owe you.

482
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,927
I could use your approval
          on my application

483
00:22:25,969 --> 00:22:28,221
for manager of SRE II.

484
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:32,851
Once you finish the monolith,
              no doubt.

485
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:34,644
Thanks, Kev.

486
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:37,522
Kevin's great,
       but he hasn't inured me

487
00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,524
to the realities
          of working here.

488
00:22:39,566 --> 00:22:41,026
I could call it out.

489
00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,986
I could make up
         20 small-dick jokes

490
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:45,197
and hurl them
      at the likely offenders.

491
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:48,867
Better to just
         make it disappear.

492
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:54,039
But this, the old familiar
             ass ogling,

493
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:55,707
that I cannot erase.

494
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,418
So I get to report that to HR.

495
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:01,004
Again.

496
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:03,048
Not that they'll respond.

497
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:05,759
Here's a descriptor that's going
     to land like a giant turd:

498
00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:06,968
"toxic."

499
00:23:11,139 --> 00:23:14,059
I'm the first to admit "toxic"
        has lost all meaning

500
00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,685
in the general sense.

501
00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,604
That's why we have to tell
            our stories.

502
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,106
The specifics matter,

503
00:23:19,147 --> 00:23:21,441
because each specific
          is another human

504
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,193
pushed that much closer
            to the edge.

505
00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:30,909
Take Alison, a kickass engineer
           from Cal Tech.

506
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,411
She's leaving
       because her team leader

507
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,538
constantly double-checks
              her work.

508
00:23:34,579 --> 00:23:37,165
He says she's too hot
       to be a good engineer.

509
00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:38,917
I got this feeling

510
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,253
On the summer day
          When you were gone

511
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,088
I crashed my car
           Into the bridge

512
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,257
I watched
           I let it I burn

513
00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:47,592
I threw your shit
          Into a bag...

514
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:49,594
Fran didn't even come back
            to the office

515
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,596
the day after her team
          held an all-hands

516
00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:56,017
at an all-nude strip club,
 and they dubbed her No Fun Fran.

517
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:02,274
Grace is such
       a brilliant programmer.

518
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:06,069
She's had her work stolen
       by our SVP five times.

519
00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:07,779
Each time she reported it,

520
00:24:07,821 --> 00:24:09,781
he thanked her for taking one
            for the team,

521
00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:12,576
then promoted mediocre men
              over her.

522
00:24:12,617 --> 00:24:14,744
Understandably,
           she lost her shit.

523
00:24:14,786 --> 00:24:15,996
Now she's "crazy."

524
00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,127
Literally half of you
          are looking at me

525
00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,297
like I am the most
   strict-slash-least fun teacher

526
00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:27,090
you had in middle school.

527
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,843
I just ruined your fucking
     tree house club at recess

528
00:24:29,885 --> 00:24:32,012
when I found
        your dirty magazines.

529
00:24:32,053 --> 00:24:33,597
I make you remember

530
00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:35,474
how you had to push down
        your damned hard-ons

531
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:39,311
or whatever in your corduroys
        and go back to class.

532
00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:42,397
But the other half of you,
             well, sure,

533
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:44,774
some of you are
   the get-along-to-go-along types

534
00:24:44,816 --> 00:24:46,776
and would like me
             to shut up.

535
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,820
But the rest know the truth...

536
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,616
that no matter how hard
        you tried to fit in,

537
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:55,160
you just don't belong.

538
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:57,162
And that's because
       they don't want you to.

539
00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,915
I love it, I love it

540
00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:02,000
I don't care

541
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,793
I love it

542
00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,462
I don't care

543
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:06,963
Finished.

544
00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:09,090
I love it, I don't care

545
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,138
Only six women left.

546
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,515
Damn.

547
00:25:16,556 --> 00:25:19,434
Great job, guys.
        Crushed the monolith.

548
00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,649
Here's the thing, ladies.

549
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:27,150
We bought the guys' jackets
              in bulk.

550
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,527
We couldn't justify purchasing

551
00:25:28,568 --> 00:25:29,903
six jackets at full cost
           for the women.

552
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:31,613
Wouldn't be fair.

553
00:25:31,655 --> 00:25:33,990
But it's fair to not have
       leather jackets for us?

554
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,909
I'll take that one,
     even if it's too big, and--

555
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,744
That's Craig's.

556
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,914
Here, man.

557
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,544
Kevin, this is wrong.
         We're just asking--

558
00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:47,128
Before you go there,
          let me just say:

559
00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,130
If you want equality,

560
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:50,882
you'd realize you're getting it
       by not getting jackets.

561
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,759
What if it were
        the other way around?

562
00:25:57,764 --> 00:25:59,724
Kevin is pretending
          to not understand

563
00:25:59,766 --> 00:26:01,810
there would never
       be an instance in tech

564
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:03,728
where women would outnumber
              the men.

565
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,313
I'm applying for my promotion

566
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:07,607
and getting the fuck
            off his team.

567
00:26:11,903 --> 00:26:14,239
This is about my pushback over
        the leather jackets?

568
00:26:14,281 --> 00:26:16,366
You're not the only one
   with aspirations here, Fowler.

569
00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,909
If you don't tamp down
           your behavior--

570
00:26:17,951 --> 00:26:19,744
What's your game plan here,
               Kevin?

571
00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:22,581
She thinks
 I'm sabotaging her,

572
00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:24,374
but obviously, I'm not.

573
00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,792
She's got to learn
 to control herself.

574
00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:27,794
I mean, you see it, right?

575
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,796
Of course you do,
             don't you?

576
00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:50,191
And Kevin, he isn't
         the worst rat in the lab.

577
00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,615
But he wants his rewards.

578
00:26:56,656 --> 00:26:58,950
Instead of sugar,
          it's advancement,

579
00:26:58,992 --> 00:27:00,785
and the feeling of being
        powerful in a culture

580
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:04,372
that not only encourages
     but celebrates subterfuge.

581
00:27:04,414 --> 00:27:08,335
Kevin had no choice but to
 deliberately undermine my score.

582
00:27:10,503 --> 00:27:12,297
To be clear, I'm not
       apologizing for Kevin.

583
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:14,132
Kevin fucking sucks.

584
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,967
And I know
        what you're thinking.

585
00:27:16,009 --> 00:27:18,511
What happened to sticking it out
        and changing things?

586
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,098
I tried. I really did.

587
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:23,642
I followed protocol.

588
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:26,478
I told Anne-Marie in HR
      everything about Alison,

589
00:27:26,519 --> 00:27:28,313
Fran, and Grace,
        the leather jackets,

590
00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:29,981
-my lowered score.

591
00:27:31,858 --> 00:27:33,818
And you know
        what she said to me?

592
00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:39,324
She said that by reporting
    every incident of harassment,

593
00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:42,285
I was creating a toxic
          work environment.

594
00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,002
Thanks for this.

595
00:27:51,044 --> 00:27:53,588
Sorry, I didn't anticipate
         being here so long.

596
00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:56,966
You were at managing
        your board members.

597
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,052
Yeah. Bill Gurley
           was up my ass.

598
00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:03,598
Then he went behind my back.

599
00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,273
-Bill!
              -Arianna.

600
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:17,946
Ah, so wonderful to see you.

601
00:28:17,987 --> 00:28:19,781
Tell me, how is Amy?

602
00:28:19,823 --> 00:28:21,658
I want to know
    everything.

603
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,285
Are Rex, Gus, and Ava
 still enjoying water polo?

604
00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,666
They're well. They're well.
          You do your research.

605
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,584
I have to.

606
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,795
Please sit down.

607
00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,547
Thank you.

608
00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:38,717
I know firsthand how insulting
        it is to be mistaken

609
00:28:38,758 --> 00:28:41,219
for a rich wife who got lucky,

610
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:45,557
instead of an operator,
              you know?

611
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:46,725
Mm.

612
00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:51,521
Soft-boiled and fruit bowl.

613
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:52,981
Oh!

614
00:28:53,022 --> 00:28:55,150
You do your research too.

615
00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:58,278
Just a coffee. Black.

616
00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,155
Of course.

617
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:13,251
What say we talk about our brash
      and gifted entrepreneur?

618
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,171
I would say
         that Travis is, uh,

619
00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,423
more tenacious and singular
            in his vision

620
00:29:18,465 --> 00:29:20,383
than a young
          T. Boone Pickens.

621
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:24,345
He is bold
               and uncompromising.

622
00:29:24,387 --> 00:29:26,181
-Uncompromising.
                -Hmm.

623
00:29:26,222 --> 00:29:27,766
Now, I'm glad
        you brought that up.

624
00:29:29,225 --> 00:29:30,518
I'm not so sure

625
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,605
that uncompromising
    is a good thing.

626
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,191
Grit is great.
   I love grit.

627
00:29:36,232 --> 00:29:40,987
But, uh, uncompromising is, uh,
        akin to stubbornness.

628
00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:44,824
And stubbornness is, uh,
    as we both well know,

629
00:29:44,866 --> 00:29:46,075
a liability.

630
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,286
Every asset has a shadow.

631
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,538
It's a matter
             of the wolf you feed.

632
00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,874
And our wolf is getting
    pummeled right now.

633
00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:54,918
He's getting beat up
      by the press,

634
00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:58,254
and he's walking into a trap
 in China he can't even see.

635
00:29:58,296 --> 00:29:59,589
Arianna...

636
00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,969
Travis needs guidance.

637
00:30:05,011 --> 00:30:08,348
No one can walk
                  that path alone.

638
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:10,558
No, but the problem is,

639
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,145
Travis won't take guidance
        from his peers.

640
00:30:14,187 --> 00:30:17,982
However, you seem to be
 the one exception to that.

641
00:30:18,024 --> 00:30:20,610
It is true that Travis and I
           share a connection

642
00:30:20,652 --> 00:30:24,656
that one rarely finds
     in this world men have built.

643
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:31,663
So that means you'll help me
       get through to him?

644
00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,957
I live my life
         in the service of others.

645
00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:35,625
You do.

646
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:38,461
That is your north star.

647
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:41,381
But, and it gives me no pleasure
          in saying this...

648
00:30:43,216 --> 00:30:45,844
Travis is lost.

649
00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:48,012
What do we know
           about the Prodigal Son?

650
00:30:48,054 --> 00:30:51,766
He must sow his oats,
            but he always returns.

651
00:30:55,436 --> 00:30:57,146
God.

652
00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:58,731
I got to tell you, Arianna.

653
00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,818
Your, uh--

654
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,237
your style of conversation,

655
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:07,866
it's a bit too Confucian
       for my tastes.

656
00:31:07,907 --> 00:31:09,576
Fine, Bill.

657
00:31:09,617 --> 00:31:12,161
I'll shoot straight with you,
                partner.

658
00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,747
Is that what you'd like?

659
00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:17,709
You should take
                     a step back.

660
00:31:17,750 --> 00:31:19,419
Let Travis be Travis.

661
00:31:19,460 --> 00:31:22,714
Like a father who's taught
           his son how to drive.

662
00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,132
If, I mean, once he's won
                his license

663
00:31:24,173 --> 00:31:25,592
and sits behind the wheel

664
00:31:25,633 --> 00:31:27,969
of the lovely car
          you've prepared for him,

665
00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:32,056
all a father can do
               is choose to worry.

666
00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:34,309
Or not.

667
00:31:34,350 --> 00:31:37,562
A father cannot actually
             step on the brakes.

668
00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:39,063
What does any of this
               have to do

669
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:41,149
with the bullshit
         you pulled, Travis?

670
00:31:44,193 --> 00:31:45,403
Excuse me.

671
00:31:45,445 --> 00:31:47,071
Did he know Steve?

672
00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:51,576
-Because if you knew Steve,

673
00:31:51,618 --> 00:31:53,536
you'd know this has everything
       to do with what I did.

674
00:31:53,578 --> 00:31:55,121
When no one wants
 to believe in you,

675
00:31:55,163 --> 00:31:58,041
you make them believe
 by becoming undeniable.

676
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:02,962
Now, if winning China
      wasn't enough,

677
00:32:03,004 --> 00:32:05,256
I needed something more.

678
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,091
This track makes so much sense.

679
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:09,052
I mean, if you know Travis.

680
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:11,554
When you come to the house,
 Gabi, you'll have to see it.

681
00:32:11,596 --> 00:32:14,098
He wore through our carpet down
         to the floorboards

682
00:32:14,140 --> 00:32:17,101
during that whole Mike Ovitz
       lawsuit Scour debacle.

683
00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:18,728
-Oh, really?
       -It was not a debacle.

684
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:20,229
I was screwed over.

685
00:32:20,271 --> 00:32:22,565
That hole is a testament
           to my tenacity.

686
00:32:22,607 --> 00:32:25,276
If it weren't for that hole,
       there wouldn't be Uber.

687
00:32:25,318 --> 00:32:26,986
As I said,
        this all makes sense.

688
00:32:27,028 --> 00:32:29,614
Even the size
     and the scale of the place,

689
00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:31,199
no surprise to me.

690
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:32,951
Okay, what else do I need
       to know about your son?

691
00:32:32,992 --> 00:32:34,702
The deep, secret stuff.

692
00:32:34,744 --> 00:32:36,788
Well, you know,
       he's strong and loyal.

693
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,247
Thank you.

694
00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:40,083
You ought to know that
           by now anyway.

695
00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:43,294
Oh and how he hates losing
     so much, he'd rather die.

696
00:32:43,336 --> 00:32:45,129
Yeah.

697
00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:47,382
But winning making him happy?
      That doesn't seem right.

698
00:32:47,423 --> 00:32:49,300
Ah, it gives him
       a few moments of peace

699
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:51,427
before he starts
                  his next battle.

700
00:32:51,469 --> 00:32:53,429
I don't know.

701
00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,473
She's talking about herself.
      That's what you're doing.

702
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:57,475
I'm chill, you know that.

703
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,268
-Come here.
          - Right.

704
00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:01,604
Mm. Wow.

705
00:33:01,646 --> 00:33:02,814
Very impressive.

706
00:33:02,855 --> 00:33:04,649
Thank you.

707
00:33:04,691 --> 00:33:06,442
Want to show her
      what we got her in Korea?

708
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:08,194
Oh, yeah.

709
00:33:08,236 --> 00:33:10,697
-Oh.
         -Got you something.

710
00:33:10,738 --> 00:33:13,366
Oh, thank you.

711
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,659
It's beautiful.

712
00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:16,369
Very unique.

713
00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,621
-Can I put it on you?
            -Sure. Sure.

714
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:21,791
So, did you love your trip
        to South Korea, Gabi?

715
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,835
Eh, I'd never been before,
            so, uh, yeah.

716
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:25,628
It was important
                  to have seen it.

717
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,714
-Mm-hmm.
      -We got wined and dined.

718
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,632
Opened up the market.

719
00:33:29,674 --> 00:33:31,009
You know,
       it was good to get away

720
00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:32,343
from the sniping
        from the press, hmm?

721
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,595
Yeah, Trav,
        that stuff about Uber

722
00:33:34,637 --> 00:33:36,848
putting women and children
            in danger...

723
00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:38,307
you're on that, right?

724
00:33:38,349 --> 00:33:39,767
You're not really
        letting that happen?

725
00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,436
No...

726
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:44,147
Mom, that's just, like,
        middle school stuff.

727
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,691
You know, someone farted,
   and they're blaming me for it.

728
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,985
Except you're not
      in middle school anymore.

729
00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,987
You're a grown man, and you
     need to take responsibility

730
00:33:51,029 --> 00:33:52,363
and face your problems head-on.

731
00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:53,990
And, you know,

732
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,491
sometimes it was you
 who farted, wasn't it?

733
00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,535
Jesus, Mom.

734
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,037
Honey, I know your heart.

735
00:33:59,078 --> 00:34:01,039
I know you're a good man.

736
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:04,208
Let the world see
       who Travis Kalanick is.

737
00:34:04,250 --> 00:34:05,835
Please.

738
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,254
Yeah, that's
       just what Arianna said.

739
00:34:08,296 --> 00:34:10,548
-You need me?

740
00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,216
I'll be right back.

741
00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,055
I love it.
           It's so pretty.

742
00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:19,891
The Daches have come to a truce
          and are merging.

743
00:34:19,932 --> 00:34:21,893
They're calling it
            Didi Chuxing.

744
00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:25,438
The CCP's picked their pony,
       TK, and it ain't Uber.

745
00:34:27,106 --> 00:34:28,733
Gurley's going to be crowing
             about this.

746
00:34:28,775 --> 00:34:31,194
We're nearing two bil
           in incentives.

747
00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:32,779
Now we're up against
             a behemoth.

748
00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:34,405
-They can bleed us dry.

749
00:34:34,447 --> 00:34:36,240
What's the call?

750
00:34:40,578 --> 00:34:42,163
Stay...

751
00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:45,583
and we blow all their minds
 with what Uber can do.

752
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,251
Our next round of investors
       should be Chinese.

753
00:34:47,293 --> 00:34:48,878
It's the People's
 Republic of China, right?

754
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,756
Well, let's show the CCP
 that the people love Uber.

755
00:34:51,798 --> 00:34:53,591
-Put out feelers.
               -On it.

756
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:54,759
Hold on.
          One other thing.

757
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:59,430
Tell Hazelbaker
        I'll meet the press.

758
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,516
Let's show these motherfuckers

759
00:35:01,557 --> 00:35:03,601
who the fuck Travis Kalanick
          really is, right?

760
00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,436
Hell, yeah.

761
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,405
But who was I?

762
00:35:16,447 --> 00:35:18,157
You know, the press,
     they will write your story

763
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:19,575
if you let them.

764
00:35:19,617 --> 00:35:21,119
Look at what the press
          did to you, Tim,

765
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,621
in your personal life.
         You wanted privacy,

766
00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,289
-and they wanted to force you--
         -Stop right there.

767
00:35:33,881 --> 00:35:35,341
So who am I?

768
00:35:37,051 --> 00:35:38,803
Am I the guy
      that's going to sit back

769
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:40,346
and let someone else
          write my eulogy?

770
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,597
No.

771
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:43,307
No, I am not.

772
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:45,810
And besides,
   eulogies aren't enough for me.

773
00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:47,979
I want to leave behind
             monuments.

774
00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:08,332
Wow. I am one
        classy motherfucker.

775
00:36:08,374 --> 00:36:10,835
-Looks good, Hazelbaker.
               -Yeah.

776
00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,461
I did my part.

777
00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,589
You two ready to step up?

778
00:36:14,630 --> 00:36:16,841
Pictures and bios
    of who will be in attendance.

779
00:36:16,883 --> 00:36:18,843
Memorize it.

780
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:21,137
You want me to memorize random
 facts about people I don't know?

781
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,556
Everyone's favorite subject
           is themselves.

782
00:36:23,598 --> 00:36:24,974
Charming takes work.

783
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,851
Relax. I got it.

784
00:36:26,893 --> 00:36:29,187
I got it.
        You want to test me?

785
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:30,855
No. I know that's
        a trick in your bag.

786
00:36:30,897 --> 00:36:32,148
I hope you got more,
           'cause tonight,

787
00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:34,734
you two are
         Siegfried and Roy.

788
00:36:34,775 --> 00:36:36,611
The press is your precious
            white tiger.

789
00:36:36,652 --> 00:36:38,446
You feed it, you pet it,
           and in return,

790
00:36:38,487 --> 00:36:40,823
it may show you
                   some affection.

791
00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,868
But you never forget that with
 one misstep, you're brain sushi.

792
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:46,329
-No, I'm not joking.

793
00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,247
Guys, they'll rip your face off
           if you fuck up.

794
00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,166
-Go ahead, Rachel.
        - Travis,

795
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,001
for your opening remarks,

796
00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,003
you win the night by not saying
       anything so interesting

797
00:36:54,045 --> 00:36:56,339
that you make the press want
       to dig up dirt on Uber,

798
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,882
but not being so uninteresting

799
00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,217
that they write nothing
              about us.

800
00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:01,219
Why is Olivia Lungociu in here?

801
00:37:01,260 --> 00:37:02,720
Wait, what? No, no, no.

802
00:37:02,762 --> 00:37:05,181
Who invited her?

803
00:37:05,223 --> 00:37:07,558
I thought it would be
             a good idea

804
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,393
for you guys
          to make friends.

805
00:37:09,435 --> 00:37:11,312
Fuck no. She is out.

806
00:37:11,354 --> 00:37:12,647
Everything we're doing tonight,

807
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,649
the stemware
      and the fancy restaurant

808
00:37:14,690 --> 00:37:16,651
and the waste
         of my goddamn time.

809
00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:19,654
The point of tonight is to get
     her colleagues on our side.

810
00:37:19,695 --> 00:37:21,739
They write nice things
    about us. She's the asshole.

811
00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:23,241
Okay, fine.

812
00:37:23,282 --> 00:37:25,576
Rachel, make the call.

813
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:27,703
Jesus, have to do
        everything ourselves?

814
00:37:27,745 --> 00:37:29,372
-That was a great catch.
      -Oh, all right.

815
00:37:29,413 --> 00:37:30,873
They'll be here in a minute,
            so listen up.

816
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:32,166
Tonight is off the record,

817
00:37:32,208 --> 00:37:34,168
but there are still topics
              to avoid.

818
00:37:34,210 --> 00:37:38,089
The boy who was killed,
        X to the X or Miami,

819
00:37:38,130 --> 00:37:40,800
attacked and murdered drivers,
      friction with the board.

820
00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:42,718
Can we ask them
    why they're such dicks to us?

821
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:43,970
Adding that to the no-fly list.

822
00:37:44,011 --> 00:37:45,638
Do not talk about
            how unfairly

823
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:47,682
you feel you've been treated
            by the press,

824
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,100
or women being assaulted.

825
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:50,476
-Do not talk--
        - We get it.

826
00:37:50,518 --> 00:37:52,061
It's just a SportsCenter
              Top Ten.

827
00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:54,230
I'm not done.
 Don't talk about

828
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:56,399
expansion in China
        or driver treatment,

829
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,111
including complaints,
        wages or health care.

830
00:38:00,152 --> 00:38:01,946
These are very
         emotional subjects.

831
00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:03,114
We understand?

832
00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,619
Now, I would like to talk
    about your driver experience,

833
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,080
'cause your company's
           revenue stream

834
00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:12,540
relies on the will
           of your drivers

835
00:38:12,581 --> 00:38:14,083
to the point that you call them
              partners.

836
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,626
Well, that's a figure of spee--

837
00:38:15,668 --> 00:38:17,628
If they don't drive,
 your business stops, Travis.

838
00:38:17,670 --> 00:38:20,298
Yet, you do not prioritize

839
00:38:20,339 --> 00:38:22,883
driver satisfaction
           and retention.

840
00:38:27,096 --> 00:38:29,890
Is that a nice way of saying
    I treat my drivers like shit?

841
00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:36,480
Maybe I should ask you
           about Foxconn.

842
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,358
Excuse me?

843
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:48,784
Just saying.

844
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,245
Um, we're not your peers

845
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:53,289
or your employees, Travis.

846
00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,250
You know, I'm sitting here
 wondering why you won't grant us

847
00:38:56,292 --> 00:38:58,085
the same respect
      that we are according you

848
00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,670
at this very moment.

849
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,048
I'm sorry.
      Okay, driver experience.

850
00:39:03,299 --> 00:39:05,593
So there are some complainers.

851
00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:07,678
But if you look at the data,

852
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:11,098
my drivers have never
         driven more hours,

853
00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,684
made more money,
          or been happier.

854
00:39:13,726 --> 00:39:15,770
My drivers love me.
         And they love Uber.

855
00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,647
Let's move on.

856
00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,649
I can tell you about
    the Uber driving experience.

857
00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:21,859
Come.

858
00:39:23,486 --> 00:39:25,029
Last you saw me,

859
00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:26,697
I was in the car
        with Travis Kalanick.

860
00:39:26,739 --> 00:39:30,451
And as you could hear,
         it didn't end well.

861
00:39:30,493 --> 00:39:31,702
You need to publish
             this video.

862
00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,162
The world needs
             to see it.

863
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,748
He's a rich man.
 He could ruin me.

864
00:39:35,790 --> 00:39:39,293
Your cousin Malik is a lawyer.
    He will help you protect us.

865
00:39:39,335 --> 00:39:41,003
You can't let him
         get away with this.

866
00:39:41,045 --> 00:39:42,505
We all have bad days.

867
00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:45,049
Why should he be penalized
         for that, Z?

868
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,051
He is not your friend, Fawzi.

869
00:39:52,556 --> 00:39:55,017
I want to formally
         introduce myself.

870
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:56,560
I'm Fawzi Kamel.

871
00:39:56,602 --> 00:39:58,687
And yes, sure,

872
00:39:58,729 --> 00:40:01,232
I should probably
       do as my wife insists.

873
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:04,485
She's usually right,
   maddening as that fact can be.

874
00:40:04,527 --> 00:40:06,779
And if you tell her I said it,

875
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:08,280
I'll drop you
          far from the curb

876
00:40:08,322 --> 00:40:10,741
so you get your pant leg
         soaked in a puddle.

877
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:14,745
But, really, even if I want
         to post the video,

878
00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:16,539
what will it really do?

879
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,874
Cost me my job?

880
00:40:22,294 --> 00:40:24,380
I came to this country
            15 years ago

881
00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,424
with a degree
        in civil engineering.

882
00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,676
But in the U.S.,
       the degree was no good.

883
00:40:28,717 --> 00:40:31,762
So my uncle got me a job
          at Lenny's Limos.

884
00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:34,849
I worked at night,
       attended school by day.

885
00:40:34,890 --> 00:40:37,101
But it was unsustainable.

886
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:42,106
Unlike my cousin, the lawyer,
           I had a family.

887
00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,275
Driving became my life.

888
00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:48,654
It was okay, and then Uber came
 along and made driving better.

889
00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:50,656
For a time,
     it gave me the opportunity

890
00:40:50,698 --> 00:40:53,742
to work for myself,
        choose my own hours,

891
00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:55,411
take home more pay.

892
00:40:58,497 --> 00:40:59,665
Thank you, sir.

893
00:41:04,795 --> 00:41:07,923
I used to take three times more
         on this exact trip.

894
00:41:07,965 --> 00:41:11,010
But that's the ups and downs
       of the business, right?

895
00:41:11,051 --> 00:41:14,430
I have hope,   inshallah,
       things will get better.

896
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:23,147
Me and my friends were
    Mr. Kalanick's first drivers.

897
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,357
We helped him build
            this company.

898
00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:28,068
He said we were
       his business partners,

899
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:32,364
so I doubled down and made an
 investment in our partnership.

900
00:41:32,406 --> 00:41:35,951
I purchased a new luxury vehicle
 with the help of Uber financing

901
00:41:35,993 --> 00:41:38,329
to meet Uber Black standards,

902
00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:42,666
but the stretched incentives
       and the reduced rates,

903
00:41:42,708 --> 00:41:45,961
the payments
         are now impossible.

904
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:49,256
Mr. Kalanick refuses to help.

905
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:54,929
Is this how you treat
             a partner?

906
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:15,991
Well, Mr. Kalanick could sue
      if you release the video,

907
00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:17,826
but he probably won't.

908
00:42:17,868 --> 00:42:20,204
It'll only make him look worse.

909
00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:23,749
Can I still work for Uber
        if I post the video?

910
00:42:23,791 --> 00:42:26,502
You can, but you may not
      have a job much longer.

911
00:42:28,754 --> 00:42:29,880
Why is that?

912
00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:01,078
There's no driver.

913
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,246
Holy shit!

914
00:43:02,288 --> 00:43:05,249
There's no fucking driver.

915
00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,585
Came in all the way
             from Primm.

916
00:43:07,626 --> 00:43:10,254
A hundred fifty miles.

917
00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:12,506
But your permit
    was denied.

918
00:43:13,966 --> 00:43:15,259
Safety third.

919
00:43:16,635 --> 00:43:18,220
Dude, you have balls
            of titanium.

920
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:20,556
We've waited long enough, TK.

921
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:23,892
There's no way the Google guys
     will think we planned this.

922
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,937
I got other offers
        and turned them down.

923
00:43:26,979 --> 00:43:29,106
Your offer is going
           to be the best.

924
00:43:30,733 --> 00:43:32,526
So I take it.

925
00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:35,946
We doing this?

926
00:43:35,988 --> 00:43:38,616
We sure as fuck are, man.

927
00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,869
He's getting rid of drivers.

928
00:43:43,996 --> 00:43:45,873
What are you going to do?

929
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,712
Whatever Mr. Kalanick says,
         I am not a victim.

930
00:43:51,754 --> 00:43:53,756
I don't blame anyone,
            not even him,

931
00:43:53,797 --> 00:43:55,799
for my circumstances.

932
00:43:55,841 --> 00:43:58,385
In fact, I agree with him.

933
00:43:58,427 --> 00:44:00,262
When a man makes a choice,

934
00:44:00,304 --> 00:44:03,140
he must live
       with his consequences.

935
00:44:05,643 --> 00:44:06,852
Fuck him.

936
00:44:08,687 --> 00:44:10,189
So no eulogies?

937
00:44:11,815 --> 00:44:13,817
Yeah, well, I learned
 something about that.

938
00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:16,028
No matter how hard you try,

939
00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:17,988
you cannot stop people
       from writing

940
00:44:18,030 --> 00:44:19,865
whatever they want about you.

941
00:44:40,552 --> 00:44:43,347
Hey, Emil Michael,
       Chief Business Officer.

942
00:44:43,389 --> 00:44:46,433
-Michael Wolff.
   -Yeah, yeah. I read about you.

943
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:47,601
Media critic.

944
00:44:49,895 --> 00:44:51,605
I'll toast to that.

945
00:44:51,647 --> 00:44:54,441
Welcome. Welcome, everyone.

946
00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:57,152
Just a gentle reminder that this
 is the Vegas of dinner parties.

947
00:44:57,194 --> 00:44:58,779
We are off the record.

948
00:44:58,821 --> 00:45:01,949
But first, please give
       a warm New York welcome

949
00:45:01,990 --> 00:45:04,535
to Uber's CEO,
          Travis Kalanick.

950
00:45:06,870 --> 00:45:07,913
Whoop-whoop! TK!

951
00:45:09,915 --> 00:45:12,501
Thank you. Thank you, Jill.

952
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,086
And thank you
       to Arianna Huffington,

953
00:45:14,128 --> 00:45:15,921
whose invaluable input

954
00:45:15,963 --> 00:45:17,381
has made me
 not just a better CEO,

955
00:45:17,423 --> 00:45:19,508
but legit a better man.

956
00:45:25,597 --> 00:45:27,391
Elbows out.

957
00:45:27,433 --> 00:45:29,393
Ego personified.

958
00:45:29,435 --> 00:45:30,602
Asshole.

959
00:45:30,644 --> 00:45:32,187
These are just
          a few of the ways

960
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:33,897
I've heard myself
       portrayed in the media.

961
00:45:33,939 --> 00:45:35,149
And you know what?

962
00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:37,109
Fair e-fucking-nough.

963
00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,528
I have been so busy
            on my grind,

964
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,447
I haven't taken the time
             to show you

965
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:44,700
that I'm not a rapacious
           industrialist.

966
00:45:44,742 --> 00:45:48,078
I'm just a man stewarding
       a world-altering vision

967
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:50,038
that's exceeding
          all expectations.

968
00:45:50,080 --> 00:45:52,583
I mean, not mine,
             but, uh...

969
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:54,918
Yeah, so that--

970
00:45:54,960 --> 00:45:56,211
that's what tonight is about:

971
00:45:56,253 --> 00:45:57,504
getting to know each other,

972
00:45:57,546 --> 00:45:59,256
exchanging ideas,

973
00:45:59,298 --> 00:46:01,341
and hopefully making the world
           a better place.

974
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:05,012
First, let me introduce myself.
 My name is Travis.

975
00:46:05,053 --> 00:46:08,390
I am the founder and CEO
              of Uber.

976
00:46:08,432 --> 00:46:10,684
And contrary to what
        you might have read,

977
00:46:10,726 --> 00:46:13,103
I am not a monster.

978
00:46:13,145 --> 00:46:14,605
Cheers.

979
00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:16,106
Travis.

980
00:46:18,692 --> 00:46:20,778
All right,
       so who's got questions?

981
00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:22,321
Hit me.

982
00:46:22,362 --> 00:46:24,072
Real talk.

983
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:25,657
You must hate us press guys,
            huh, Travis?

984
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:28,952
Oh, no, no.

985
00:46:28,994 --> 00:46:31,246
No, that's quite--
         quite the opposite.

986
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,998
You know, it's so easy
       to get pulled into this

987
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,167
"You stab my back,
           I stab yours."

988
00:46:35,209 --> 00:46:37,085
But really, we should be
          working together.

989
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,670
We're all on the same team,

990
00:46:38,712 --> 00:46:40,005
we're all trying to do
       the same thing.

991
00:46:40,047 --> 00:46:41,799
Help the world
         make lives better.

992
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:43,467
I mean, that's what I want.
       Is that what you want?

993
00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:45,427
Sure. That's what I want.

994
00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,513
Good.

995
00:46:47,554 --> 00:46:50,808
Hey, glad you could make it.

996
00:46:50,849 --> 00:46:54,186
I want you to meet Emil.

997
00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:59,733
He's the Chief Business Officer
              at Uber.

998
00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:01,151
Ben's from BuzzFeed.

999
00:47:01,193 --> 00:47:02,736
Good to meet you.

1000
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:05,781
I didn't know BuzzFeed
           was gracing us

1001
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:07,324
with their presence tonight.

1002
00:47:07,366 --> 00:47:08,784
Michael invited me.

1003
00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:10,285
Can't let free steak
            go to waste.

1004
00:47:10,327 --> 00:47:11,662
Yeah.

1005
00:47:11,703 --> 00:47:12,955
My comms girl
        said tonight was for,

1006
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,164
you know,
        serious journalists.

1007
00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:16,333
Not the first word I think of

1008
00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:17,960
when I hear "BuzzFeed."

1009
00:47:18,001 --> 00:47:19,503
-No offense.
         - None taken.

1010
00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:22,673
Just glad you didn't mention
              lolcats.

1011
00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:28,345
To new friends, hmm?

1012
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:29,847
Welcome, Ben from BuzzFeed.

1013
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:32,975
A real journalist in...

1014
00:47:34,476 --> 00:47:36,311
listicle clothing.

1015
00:47:53,287 --> 00:47:54,872
Tell me the truth, Emil.

1016
00:47:54,913 --> 00:47:56,540
What's up with this dinner?

1017
00:47:56,582 --> 00:47:58,375
Why the about-face
        on your press policy?

1018
00:47:58,417 --> 00:48:00,711
Oh. Got tired of being
           misrepresented.

1019
00:48:00,752 --> 00:48:03,881
You feel like you've been
       treated unfairly by us?

1020
00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:06,675
You two are cool.

1021
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,553
Yeah, but some of your
     colleagues have zero chill.

1022
00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,805
We wouldn't even be here
               tonight

1023
00:48:11,847 --> 00:48:14,016
if it wasn't
        for Olivia Lungociu.

1024
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,517
-You know her?
      - Yeah, I know her.

1025
00:48:15,559 --> 00:48:16,852
She's tough.

1026
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,395
She's not a fan of Uber.

1027
00:48:18,437 --> 00:48:20,647
She's trying to kill us, man.

1028
00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:24,359
She says women
        shouldn't take Ubers,

1029
00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:27,362
that they're safer taking cabs.

1030
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:29,907
What if some poor woman
     reads her article,

1031
00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:32,534
takes a cab instead,
 and gets assaulted?

1032
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,745
That's not on us.
    That's on her.

1033
00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:37,247
Wouldn't that be
         on the cab driver?

1034
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:41,043
You know what I mean, Ben.

1035
00:48:43,837 --> 00:48:45,756
What if we gave her a taste
        of her own medicine?

1036
00:48:45,797 --> 00:48:47,507
Hmm?

1037
00:48:47,549 --> 00:48:50,636
I don't know,
   spend a million dollars on, uh,

1038
00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:54,056
hiring a few journalists
        and oppo people to--

1039
00:48:54,097 --> 00:48:55,265
to dig into her.

1040
00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,353
You can't be serious.

1041
00:48:59,394 --> 00:49:01,271
Cancer-serious.

1042
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,358
I mean, we should do it.
           We can.

1043
00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:08,111
Maybe we are.

1044
00:49:08,153 --> 00:49:09,279
I don't know.

1045
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:12,282
Oh...

1046
00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:14,952
they could dig into her,
 you know, personal life,

1047
00:49:14,993 --> 00:49:16,119
or her family's.

1048
00:49:17,663 --> 00:49:20,540
Help us fight back
 against her negativity.

1049
00:49:29,758 --> 00:49:33,762
To me, the perfect dinner party
      is a séance of the living

1050
00:49:33,804 --> 00:49:36,723
to raise the spirits of people
       who are already alive.

1051
00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:41,103
Speaking of sweetness.

1052
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:44,815
Look at this petit bijou
        Travis feted me with.

1053
00:49:44,856 --> 00:49:47,067
-It's divine, right?
            - Oh!

1054
00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:50,737
Most CEOs don't have
      such a sweet relationship

1055
00:49:50,779 --> 00:49:52,155
with their board members.

1056
00:49:52,197 --> 00:49:54,366
Is Arianna
                    your favorite?

1057
00:49:55,659 --> 00:49:58,078
Well, on the record,

1058
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,955
I love all
      my board members equally.

1059
00:50:01,957 --> 00:50:03,667
Off the record...

1060
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:06,128
if I could have a board
         full of Ariannas...

1061
00:50:07,504 --> 00:50:09,339
I would kill
      the rest of them myself.

1062
00:50:10,841 --> 00:50:13,844
That's the thing
 about Lungociu.

1063
00:50:13,885 --> 00:50:15,512
She plays the saint,

1064
00:50:15,554 --> 00:50:17,681
but she's anything but,
         you know.

1065
00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:19,349
If people knew...

1066
00:50:19,391 --> 00:50:22,519
...what I do about her...

1067
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:23,979
how would that change the way

1068
00:50:24,021 --> 00:50:25,522
her reporting is received?

1069
00:50:27,315 --> 00:50:28,442
What's that?

1070
00:50:31,403 --> 00:50:34,031
She's a slut
     who cheats on her husband.

1071
00:50:34,072 --> 00:50:36,033
Whoa, flinging
                that S-word around

1072
00:50:36,074 --> 00:50:38,326
like Indiana Jones
                  does his whip.

1073
00:50:38,368 --> 00:50:40,370
I wouldn't say it
 if it wasn't facts.

1074
00:50:41,455 --> 00:50:43,165
So you have dug into her.

1075
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,418
What if you were found out?

1076
00:50:46,460 --> 00:50:49,212
Wouldn't Uber be the story,
             not Olivia?

1077
00:50:49,254 --> 00:50:50,922
Wouldn't be a problem.

1078
00:50:50,964 --> 00:50:53,383
Nobody would know it was us.

1079
00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:55,594
You just told me.

1080
00:50:59,431 --> 00:51:00,599
Hmm.

1081
00:51:04,269 --> 00:51:06,313
-You got me there.

1082
00:51:08,815 --> 00:51:10,233
If you'll excuse me.

1083
00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:11,610
I have to hit the head.

1084
00:51:20,452 --> 00:51:22,537
You know what happens next.

1085
00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:29,753
Let's figure out
     a next possible acquisition

1086
00:51:29,795 --> 00:51:31,505
so we can finally
       get over this fucking--

1087
00:51:31,546 --> 00:51:32,964
How could you, Emil?

1088
00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:39,096
How could I what?

1089
00:51:45,393 --> 00:51:47,229
The dinner was off the record.

1090
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:49,439
That's not what
        you should say first.

1091
00:51:49,481 --> 00:51:51,066
What you should say first is:

1092
00:51:51,108 --> 00:51:53,443
It isn't true.

1093
00:51:53,485 --> 00:51:56,404
Oh, that makes it doubly stupid
 that you said it out loud, Emil.

1094
00:51:56,446 --> 00:51:58,949
-Jesus Christ.
          -How it works is,

1095
00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:00,951
we do the things,
         you fix the things.

1096
00:52:00,992 --> 00:52:03,286
Especially when the event in
 question is one that you set up,

1097
00:52:03,328 --> 00:52:04,996
you guaranteed.

1098
00:52:05,038 --> 00:52:06,832
If we were in the Mafia
             right now,

1099
00:52:06,873 --> 00:52:08,792
it wouldn't be Emil
          on the hot seat.

1100
00:52:08,834 --> 00:52:11,586
It would be whoever walked us in
 to the room full of button men.

1101
00:52:16,716 --> 00:52:17,676
Thank you.

1102
00:52:28,061 --> 00:52:30,647
Yeah, so that was
          a calamitous event,

1103
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:33,316
mostly 'cause we were lied to
     by unscrupulous journalists.

1104
00:52:33,358 --> 00:52:36,444
But, you know what,
    my resolution this year was,

1105
00:52:36,486 --> 00:52:38,321
I wasn't gonna
       get brought down by...

1106
00:52:40,198 --> 00:52:41,950
You know what makes me happy?

1107
00:52:41,992 --> 00:52:44,494
Doing things that other people
       think were impossible.

1108
00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:46,329
And that is what I'm doing.

1109
00:52:46,371 --> 00:52:49,249
With China and with driverless,
      I'm doing the impossible.

1110
00:52:49,291 --> 00:52:51,751
But then people like Ben Smith,

1111
00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:55,839
they just hate seeing
            winners win.

1112
00:52:55,881 --> 00:52:57,549
So they tear us down,

1113
00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,467
makes them feel better
    about their sad little lives.

1114
00:52:59,509 --> 00:53:00,886
I mean, Olivia Lungociu,

1115
00:53:00,927 --> 00:53:03,013
does she really
        have to write a story

1116
00:53:03,054 --> 00:53:06,016
about Uber's data access
            permissions?

1117
00:53:06,057 --> 00:53:07,225
Who cares?

1118
00:53:07,267 --> 00:53:08,852
Like, it's a non-story, right?

1119
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,478
But she did it
     'cause she wants attention.

1120
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,314
And she got your attention,
             didn't she?

1121
00:53:12,355 --> 00:53:14,357
And then Ben Smith
        got everyone else's.

1122
00:53:14,399 --> 00:53:16,318
And that's why I'm sitting here
       in front of you today.

1123
00:53:20,113 --> 00:53:23,366
Your utter disdain for privacy,
    that's why you're here today.

1124
00:53:23,408 --> 00:53:26,536
Your rapacious need to win
     is why you're here today.

1125
00:53:26,578 --> 00:53:29,539
Not because a journalist
            did her job.

1126
00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:32,584
Travis, this is all you.
         You must see that.

1127
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:34,211
Please tell me you see that.

1128
00:53:37,672 --> 00:53:40,133
Okay, d-defying you.

1129
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:44,721
I see how that was reckless,
      rapacious, like you say,

1130
00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:47,807
but that's what it means
         to be a disrupter.

1131
00:53:47,849 --> 00:53:49,726
You want to punish me
            for embodying

1132
00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:51,519
the spirit
       that built the valley,

1133
00:53:51,561 --> 00:53:53,897
that built this building that
 we're sitting in right now?

1134
00:53:53,939 --> 00:53:56,399
I don't know, maybe I should,

1135
00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:59,069
but I have to be
         who the fuck I am.

1136
00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,279
'Cause the end of the day,
          that's all I got.

1137
00:54:02,948 --> 00:54:05,283
Well, I've got some news
       for you, Mr. Kalanick.

1138
00:54:05,325 --> 00:54:07,452
You and Uber are no longer
           the disruptors.

1139
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,413
Now you're the establishment,
      you know, so act like it.

1140
00:54:10,455 --> 00:54:12,874
And you can start
           by never defying

1141
00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,542
our privacy policy again.

1142
00:54:17,963 --> 00:54:19,923
Hold on, you're...

1143
00:54:19,965 --> 00:54:21,383
you're not killing Uber?

1144
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,093
I'm here to stop you
          from killing it,

1145
00:54:23,134 --> 00:54:24,970
which you seem
      almost determined to do.

1146
00:54:27,806 --> 00:54:29,516
Thank you.

1147
00:54:32,185 --> 00:54:34,980
Break the rules again,
      we won't bother to call.

1148
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:41,236
So this could have just been
   like a 20-minute dressing down?

1149
00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:44,906
We needed to know the extent
        of Uber's subterfuge

1150
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:46,283
before we made our decision.

1151
00:54:46,324 --> 00:54:48,201
Oh, so you were fishing.

1152
00:54:48,243 --> 00:54:50,120
- Have you ever used

1153
00:54:50,161 --> 00:54:52,205
your tracking program for means
      other than client safety

1154
00:54:52,247 --> 00:54:53,957
or abating fraud?

1155
00:54:53,999 --> 00:54:55,458
Of course not.

1156
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,127
Like I said,
 I'm not a monster.

1157
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:08,638
Uh, one more thing.

1158
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,181
You should know
      you're finished in China.

1159
00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:12,475
Apple will be investing
          a billion dollars

1160
00:55:12,517 --> 00:55:14,978
into Didi Chuxing
        in the coming months,

1161
00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:17,105
and we'll do the same in every
      territory that you are in

1162
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:19,816
if you ever
       step out of line again.

1163
00:55:28,908 --> 00:55:32,037
By the way,
          Eddy knew Steve.

1164
00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:34,039
I knew him as well
          as anyone could,

1165
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,665
and I can tell you this.

1166
00:55:35,707 --> 00:55:38,835
Steve would have
       understood you, Travis.

1167
00:55:41,880 --> 00:55:43,882
Wouldn't have liked you
         very much, though.

1168
00:56:21,586 --> 00:56:25,090
Well,
         a person can work up

1169
00:56:25,131 --> 00:56:28,385
A mean, mean thirst

1170
00:56:28,426 --> 00:56:33,556
After a hard day
        Of nothing much at all

1171
00:56:36,601 --> 00:56:38,311
Summer's passed

1172
00:56:38,353 --> 00:56:40,730
It's too late
           To cut the grass

1173
00:56:43,149 --> 00:56:46,361
There ain't much
            To rake anyway

1174
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:47,946
In the fall

1175
00:56:50,573 --> 00:56:55,662
And sometimes
       I just ain't in the mood

1176
00:56:57,705 --> 00:57:00,041
To take my place in back

1177
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,502
With the loudmouths

1178
00:57:04,546 --> 00:57:07,590
You're like a picture
            On the fridge

1179
00:57:07,632 --> 00:57:10,135
That's never stocked
              With food

1180
00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:13,596
I used to live at home

1181
00:57:13,638 --> 00:57:17,100
Now I stay at the house

1182
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:24,941
And everybody wants
          To be special here

1183
00:57:26,651 --> 00:57:30,321
This is Levandowski's
          work laptop, yes?

1184
00:57:30,363 --> 00:57:31,614
Barely.

1185
00:57:31,656 --> 00:57:33,116
He's only used it once.

1186
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:34,242
I don't see anything.

1187
00:57:37,912 --> 00:57:39,497
Hold on, he...

1188
00:57:39,539 --> 00:57:41,207
Levandowski installed
       a new operating system.

1189
00:57:41,249 --> 00:57:43,668
Let me-- Oh, here we go.

1190
00:57:43,710 --> 00:57:47,380
He downloaded 9.7 gigs
      off his project servers,

1191
00:57:47,422 --> 00:57:50,091
and then erased the computer.

1192
00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:53,136
What?

1193
00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:56,264
He googled how to scrub
              a laptop.

1194
00:57:56,306 --> 00:57:58,641
And we're fucking Google.

1195
00:58:04,606 --> 00:58:06,483
You just beat Tim Cook.

1196
00:58:10,528 --> 00:58:12,280
The CCP and everyone else,

1197
00:58:12,322 --> 00:58:14,991
they're not going to let Uber
          survive in China.

1198
00:58:17,952 --> 00:58:19,078
We're done.

1199
00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:27,170
I'll take a great big whiskey
            To you anyway

1200
00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:34,511
And everybody wants
         To be someone's...

1201
00:58:34,552 --> 00:58:37,263
Arianna told me
    about your little breakfast.

1202
00:58:37,305 --> 00:58:41,059
That woman talks like she
     writes Internet horoscopes.

1203
00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,020
Completely manages to obscure
      whatever her real agenda

1204
00:58:44,062 --> 00:58:46,564
and design she has on Travis
          and the company.

1205
00:58:46,606 --> 00:58:48,650
But that's not why you're here.

1206
00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:50,693
This a bourbon talk?

1207
00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:53,613
-Fuck.
               -What?

1208
00:58:53,655 --> 00:58:55,740
It could be
       for a celebration too.

1209
00:58:55,782 --> 00:58:57,116
That what this is?

1210
00:58:57,158 --> 00:58:58,660
No.

1211
00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:03,540
Google rang me up.

1212
00:59:03,581 --> 00:59:05,708
It's not good.

1213
00:59:16,052 --> 00:59:19,180
If this is about the fucking
 article, we're dealing with it--

1214
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:21,558
That fire is s'mores
       at a goddamned cookout

1215
00:59:21,599 --> 00:59:23,726
-compared to this blazer.
        -Why? What happened?

1216
00:59:23,768 --> 00:59:25,395
Your friends over at Google.

1217
00:59:25,436 --> 00:59:27,230
What about them?

1218
00:59:27,272 --> 00:59:28,731
You've turned them
            into enemies.

1219
00:59:28,773 --> 00:59:30,650
They're suing
          over Levandowski.

1220
00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:33,861
And not just Uber.
    They're suing you personally.

1221
00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,990
It might be time to turtle up,
               Travis.

1222
00:59:37,031 --> 00:59:39,284
I don't cower.

1223
00:59:40,785 --> 00:59:43,454
Well, then,
      it might be time to run.

1224
00:59:43,496 --> 00:59:46,082
I recognized the name

1225
00:59:46,124 --> 00:59:49,627
Could not stop staring
             At the face

1226
00:59:49,669 --> 00:59:52,422
I'd never see again