1 00:00:01,876 --> 00:00:02,000 [music playing] 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,837 [music playing] 3 00:00:03,878 --> 00:00:04,000 Previously on    Super Pumped... 4 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:05,171 Previously on    Super Pumped... 5 00:00:05,213 --> 00:00:06,000 [Travis]   Frictionless experience   for every passenger. 6 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:06,965 [Travis]   Frictionless experience   for every passenger. 7 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:07,674 Credit cards on file, 8 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:08,000 you just get out of the car,         get on with your life. 9 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:09,342 you just get out of the car,         get on with your life. 10 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:10,000 -Tip?                                -No. Our rev share's 11 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,302 -Tip?                                -No. Our rev share's 12 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:12,000 so good, our drivers                  don't need tips. 13 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,971 so good, our drivers                  don't need tips. 14 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,000 [woman] Uber has some                very special incentives. 15 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,515 [woman] Uber has some                very special incentives. 16 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:16,000 Twenty dollars a mile? 17 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:16,975 Twenty dollars a mile? 18 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:18,000 Yeah. Thrilled to have you           exclusive to Uber. 19 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:18,351 Yeah. Thrilled to have you           exclusive to Uber. 20 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:20,000 [man 1]   New plan:                      We're gonna step up 21 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:20,145 [man 1]   New plan:                      We're gonna step up 22 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:21,688 the information technology            on our drivers. 23 00:00:21,730 --> 00:00:22,000 [man 2]   You mean surveillance? 24 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,189 [man 2]   You mean surveillance? 25 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:24,000 [man 1]   We don't have to use           words like that. 26 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:24,315 [man 1]   We don't have to use           words like that. 27 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,000 -[man 2]   Might cross a line.         -[woman]   So far I can't get            anyone to talk. 28 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:26,484 -[man 2]   Might cross a line.         -[woman]   So far I can't get            anyone to talk. 29 00:00:26,526 --> 00:00:28,000 There's dirt out there.              I brought a shovel. 30 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:28,987 There's dirt out there.              I brought a shovel. 31 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,000 Why do you have                      such a hard-on for my client? 32 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,531 Why do you have                      such a hard-on for my client? 33 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:32,000 Here's how Google rolls: 34 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,074 Here's how Google rolls: 35 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:34,000 They will bigfoot you,               they will lowball you, 36 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:35,035 They will bigfoot you,               they will lowball you, 37 00:00:35,076 --> 00:00:36,000 and you'll be screwed. 38 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:36,494 and you'll be screwed. 39 00:00:36,536 --> 00:00:37,871 Breakfast, Tuesday,                  9:00 a.m. 40 00:00:37,912 --> 00:00:38,000 [Travis]                               I want Larry Page there. 41 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,039 [Travis]                               I want Larry Page there. 42 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:40,000 You don't actually write code,       do you, Tyler? 43 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,916 You don't actually write code,       do you, Tyler? 44 00:00:41,958 --> 00:00:42,000 Travis. 45 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,043 Travis. 46 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,000 Kalanick. 47 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:44,169 Kalanick. 48 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,170 You got an ask? 49 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,000 Quarter bil. 50 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:46,546 Quarter bil. 51 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,000 Our founder just raised              some serious cash. 52 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:48,923 Our founder just raised              some serious cash. 53 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,000 [laughter] 54 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,175 [laughter] 55 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,801 There is nowhere near                enough fear 56 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:52,000 in Silicon Valley                    right now. 57 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:54,000 in Silicon Valley                    right now. 58 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:54,054 in Silicon Valley                    right now. 59 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,000 I think you will see                 some dead unicorns this year. 60 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,556 I think you will see                 some dead unicorns this year. 61 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,000 You're VC's, you're supposed         to actually believe 62 00:00:58,000 --> 00:00:58,767 You're VC's, you're supposed         to actually believe 63 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:00,000 in the company                       that you put money into, 64 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:00,560 in the company                       that you put money into, 65 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,000 not just protect yourself             from the possibility 66 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:02,145 not just protect yourself             from the possibility 67 00:01:02,187 --> 00:01:03,396 you made the wrong call. 68 00:01:03,438 --> 00:01:04,000 Shit. 69 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:04,731 Shit. 70 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,000 [opening theme music plays] 71 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:07,275 [opening theme music plays] 72 00:02:06,918 --> 00:02:08,000 ["Rooster" by Alice in Chains        playing] 73 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 ["Rooster" by Alice in Chains        playing] 74 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:10,672 ["Rooster" by Alice in Chains        playing] 75 00:02:14,092 --> 00:02:16,000 Ooh 76 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,887 Ooh 77 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:18,000 Ooh, ooh 78 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 Ooh, ooh 79 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:20,140 Ooh, ooh 80 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,000 Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh 81 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,309 Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh 82 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:24,000 Ooh 83 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,311 Ooh 84 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,000 Ain't found a way                   To kill me yet 85 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Ain't found a way                   To kill me yet 86 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 Ain't found a way                   To kill me yet 87 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:32,902 Ain't found a way                   To kill me yet 88 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,000 Eyes burn                           With stinging sweat 89 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:38,000 Eyes burn                           With stinging sweat 90 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,784 Eyes burn                           With stinging sweat 91 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:42,000 Seems every path 92 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Seems every path 93 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,123 Seems every path 94 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:46,000 Leads me to nowhere 95 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 Leads me to nowhere 96 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,502 Leads me to nowhere 97 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:56,000 Wife and kids                       Household pet 98 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Wife and kids                       Household pet 99 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:00,000 Wife and kids                       Household pet 100 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,180 Wife and kids                       Household pet 101 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,000 Army green                          Was no safe bet 102 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 Army green                          Was no safe bet 103 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:06,477 Army green                          Was no safe bet 104 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:10,000 [speaking Portuguese] 105 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:10,398 [speaking Portuguese] 106 00:03:12,233 --> 00:03:14,000 ...to me from somewhere 107 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,000 ...to me from somewhere 108 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:16,696 ...to me from somewhere 109 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,000 Mmm 110 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:18,865 Mmm 111 00:03:20,491 --> 00:03:22,000 If I'm General Patton,               and I fucking am, right? 112 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:22,702 If I'm General Patton,               and I fucking am, right? 113 00:03:22,744 --> 00:03:24,000 I mean, sorry, wait.                 Can I curse? I'm gonna curse. 114 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,371 I mean, sorry, wait.                 Can I curse? I'm gonna curse. 115 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:26,000 If I'm Patton, is my point,          then my drivers are my army. 116 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,000 If I'm Patton, is my point,          then my drivers are my army. 117 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,542 If I'm Patton, is my point,          then my drivers are my army. 118 00:03:29,584 --> 00:03:30,000 My family. Really,   la famiglia.     Uber's one big family. 119 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,000 My family. Really,   la famiglia.     Uber's one big family. 120 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:32,170 My family. Really,   la famiglia.     Uber's one big family. 121 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:34,000 The drivers, the executives,        the investors, Google Ventures, 122 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,881 The drivers, the executives,        the investors, Google Ventures, 123 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,000 they just came in heavy. 124 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:36,382 they just came in heavy. 125 00:03:36,424 --> 00:03:38,000 Biggest investment                   they have ever made. 126 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:38,718 Biggest investment                   they have ever made. 127 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,000 That's how radical                   our vision is. 128 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:41,221 That's how radical                   our vision is. 129 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,000 Yeah 130 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,000 Yeah 131 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:45,892 Yeah 132 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:46,000 You know he ain't gonna die 133 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,000 You know he ain't gonna die 134 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000 You know he ain't gonna die 135 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:50,104 You know he ain't gonna die 136 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:56,000 Por favor! Não! 137 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:56,945 Por favor! Não! 138 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,000 What scares you? 139 00:03:58,000 --> 00:03:59,447 What scares you? 140 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:00,000 I wouldn't really say                anybody scares me. 141 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 I wouldn't really say                anybody scares me. 142 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:02,158 I wouldn't really say                anybody scares me. 143 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,368 [reporter] I mean, what? 144 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,828 Big taxi?                            [clears throat] 145 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:06,000 Crooked city legislators? 146 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:07,413 Crooked city legislators? 147 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:08,000 -Clone startups?                     -You're referring to Lyft. 148 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,000 -Clone startups?                     -You're referring to Lyft. 149 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:10,083 -Clone startups?                     -You're referring to Lyft. 150 00:04:13,211 --> 00:04:14,000 Uh, you won't hear me                say that name. 151 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Uh, you won't hear me                say that name. 152 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,005 Uh, you won't hear me                say that name. 153 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,924 But, yeah, fuck Lyft.                Fuck those guys. 154 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:18,000 I mean, we beat them.               Shook up the world and all that. 155 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I mean, we beat them.               Shook up the world and all that. 156 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,219 I mean, we beat them.               Shook up the world and all that. 157 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:22,000 But it's ancient history,            really. 158 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,054 But it's ancient history,            really. 159 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:24,000 It's from Uber's                     primordial era. 160 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:24,389 It's from Uber's                     primordial era. 161 00:04:24,430 --> 00:04:26,000 It's pretty recent. 162 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:26,683 It's pretty recent. 163 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:27,934 Shit moves quick in the cut. 164 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:28,000 [chuckles] 165 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:29,018 [chuckles] 166 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,000 So, what's next? 167 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:34,774 So, what's next? 168 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,000 World domination. Legit. 169 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:36,901 World domination. Legit. 170 00:04:36,943 --> 00:04:38,000 Our next app update comes            in 12 different languages. 171 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,195 Our next app update comes            in 12 different languages. 172 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,000 We're launching                      in Southeast Asia, China. 173 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,114 We're launching                      in Southeast Asia, China. 174 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,000 Uber's gonna be ubiquitous           across the globe. 175 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,449 Uber's gonna be ubiquitous           across the globe. 176 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:44,000 Transportation as reliable           as running water. 177 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Transportation as reliable           as running water. 178 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:46,411 Transportation as reliable           as running water. 179 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,000 Here 180 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:48,288 Here 181 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,000 They come to snuff                  The rooster 182 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 They come to snuff                  The rooster 183 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:53,334 They come to snuff                  The rooster 184 00:04:53,376 --> 00:04:54,000 Young founders are a hot             commodity in the Valley. 185 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Young founders are a hot             commodity in the Valley. 186 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,504 Young founders are a hot             commodity in the Valley. 187 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:57,797 Oh, ahem. 188 00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:58,000 [both laugh] 189 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,465 [both laugh] 190 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:00,000 You must basically                   have women on-demand now too. 191 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,926 You must basically                   have women on-demand now too. 192 00:05:01,968 --> 00:05:02,000 Ah. 193 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,386 Ah. 194 00:05:03,428 --> 00:05:04,000 Yeah, we call that Boober. 195 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,179 Yeah, we call that Boober. 196 00:05:05,221 --> 00:05:06,000 -[both laugh]                        -Okay, well, 197 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,265 -[both laugh]                        -Okay, well, 198 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,000 I think we should probably... 199 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,516 I think we should probably... 200 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,851 -[woman] Yes.                        -...move things along. 201 00:05:09,892 --> 00:05:10,000 Don't forget your bag. 202 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,644 Don't forget your bag. 203 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:12,000 -[Travis] All right.                 -Thank you. 204 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,313 -[Travis] All right.                 -Thank you. 205 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:14,000 We're gonna be right this way. 206 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:14,731 We're gonna be right this way. 207 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:15,982 Thanks. That was fun. 208 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,000 We've got to get our arms           around this as soon as possible. 209 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,509 We've got to get our arms           around this as soon as possible. 210 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:46,000 Twelve murdered drivers              in Brazil. 211 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:46,846 Twelve murdered drivers              in Brazil. 212 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,000 [Tarantino]   The boardroom is an     imperium besieged, all right? 213 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,853 [Tarantino]   The boardroom is an     imperium besieged, all right? 214 00:05:53,895 --> 00:05:54,000 A board meeting                       is an end-times-style brawl. 215 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,000 A board meeting                       is an end-times-style brawl. 216 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,231 A board meeting                       is an end-times-style brawl. 217 00:05:57,273 --> 00:05:58,000 Katanas, battle axes,                 fucking ninja throwing stars. 218 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Katanas, battle axes,                 fucking ninja throwing stars. 219 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,276 Katanas, battle axes,                 fucking ninja throwing stars. 220 00:06:00,318 --> 00:06:02,000 No weapon is off limits. 221 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:02,320 No weapon is off limits. 222 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:04,000 You play for power, survival, 223 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:04,072 You play for power, survival, 224 00:06:04,113 --> 00:06:06,000 and you stay for the barbaric         gore of it all. 225 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,283 and you stay for the barbaric         gore of it all. 226 00:06:07,325 --> 00:06:08,000 One weak swing loses support          of the others, 227 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,000 One weak swing loses support          of the others, 228 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:10,411 One weak swing loses support          of the others, 229 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,000 and your blood paints                 the boardroom walls. 230 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:12,663 and your blood paints                 the boardroom walls. 231 00:06:12,705 --> 00:06:14,000 That's a function of Brazil,         not of Uber. 232 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:14,499 That's a function of Brazil,         not of Uber. 233 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,000 How many taxi drivers                died in that country? 234 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:16,626 How many taxi drivers                died in that country? 235 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:18,000 Probably a lot more than 12,         right? 236 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:18,461 Probably a lot more than 12,         right? 237 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,000 No, you can't blame a country.       The drivers are unsafe 238 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:20,505 No, you can't blame a country.       The drivers are unsafe 239 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:22,000 because the passengers              don't have to have credit cards 240 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,507 because the passengers              don't have to have credit cards 241 00:06:22,548 --> 00:06:24,000 or IDs to open those accounts. 242 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,133 or IDs to open those accounts. 243 00:06:24,175 --> 00:06:25,968 Yeah, but that's why                 we have passengers. 244 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:27,387 And, by the way,                     exponential growth. 245 00:06:27,428 --> 00:06:28,000 It's the frictionless                experience. 246 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,472 It's the frictionless                experience. 247 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:30,000 [chuckles] You know.                 Think this through. 248 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,000 [chuckles] You know.                 Think this through. 249 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,017 [chuckles] You know.                 Think this through. 250 00:06:33,059 --> 00:06:34,000 One journalist writes about          your drivers being murdered 251 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 One journalist writes about          your drivers being murdered 252 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:36,062 One journalist writes about          your drivers being murdered 253 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,000 while you're talking to another     one about getting laid. 254 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:38,731 while you're talking to another     one about getting laid. 255 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,000 -I did not--                         -Close enough. 256 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:40,400 -I did not--                         -Close enough. 257 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:42,000 Where does that lead?                What other attacks may come? 258 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:42,485 Where does that lead?                What other attacks may come? 259 00:06:42,527 --> 00:06:44,000 Now just for the hell of it, 260 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:44,153 Now just for the hell of it, 261 00:06:44,195 --> 00:06:46,000 imagine that news crews are, uh,   picking up protests 262 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,031 imagine that news crews are, uh,   picking up protests 263 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,000 outside the Uber offices             down in Rio. 264 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:49,534 outside the Uber offices             down in Rio. 265 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:50,000 Just when we're about to get         the elusive foothold in China, 266 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Just when we're about to get         the elusive foothold in China, 267 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,746 Just when we're about to get         the elusive foothold in China, 268 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:54,000 Xi Jinping, he sees it. 269 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:55,998 Xi Jinping, he sees it. 270 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:57,875 Pulls the plug                       on the whole operation. 271 00:06:57,917 --> 00:06:58,000 Other countries follow suit,         and before you know it, 272 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Other countries follow suit,         and before you know it, 273 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,878 Other countries follow suit,         and before you know it, 274 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,000 the whole fucking worldwide          launches tank, Travis. 275 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,000 the whole fucking worldwide          launches tank, Travis. 276 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:04,340 the whole fucking worldwide          launches tank, Travis. 277 00:07:04,382 --> 00:07:06,000 And/or we do something               to address the problem now 278 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:08,000 And/or we do something               to address the problem now 279 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:08,302 And/or we do something               to address the problem now 280 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:10,000 and let the drivers know            that we give a shit about them. 281 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 and let the drivers know            that we give a shit about them. 282 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:12,098 and let the drivers know            that we give a shit about them. 283 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,000 Pretty amped up, huh? 284 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,017 Pretty amped up, huh? 285 00:07:15,059 --> 00:07:16,000 Well, it's not Gil's back porch,   that's for sure. 286 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Well, it's not Gil's back porch,   that's for sure. 287 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,105 Well, it's not Gil's back porch,   that's for sure. 288 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:20,000 Is that some kind of Texas           expression for bullshit? 289 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,000 Is that some kind of Texas           expression for bullshit? 290 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:22,108 Is that some kind of Texas           expression for bullshit? 291 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:24,000 No. 292 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:24,152 No. 293 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:26,000 And no, Bill, 294 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:26,487 And no, Bill, 295 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:28,000 it sure isn't. 296 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:28,156 it sure isn't. 297 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:33,953 This is unfolding                    just like we thought it would 298 00:07:33,995 --> 00:07:34,000 when we were jamming on this         with Crystal and Angie 299 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,000 when we were jamming on this         with Crystal and Angie 300 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:36,122 when we were jamming on this         with Crystal and Angie 301 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,874 up in the hot tub in Truckee. 302 00:07:37,915 --> 00:07:38,000 We've got a big lead 303 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:39,375 We've got a big lead 304 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:40,000 and we've got to protect it,         right? 305 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:40,751 and we've got to protect it,         right? 306 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,000 -Hell, yeah.                         -[all] Cheers. 307 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:42,628 -Hell, yeah.                         -[all] Cheers. 308 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,796 Hell, yeah. 309 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:50,000 Hey. 310 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,012 Hey. 311 00:07:53,764 --> 00:07:54,000 Remember this. 312 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,057 Remember this. 313 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:56,000 [all chuckling] 314 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,810 [all chuckling] 315 00:07:57,852 --> 00:07:58,000 [Travis] Okay. 316 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,061 [Travis] Okay. 317 00:07:59,103 --> 00:08:00,000 No, no. No, I mean it. 318 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,230 No, no. No, I mean it. 319 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,000 It's been you                        and your best friends 320 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:04,734 It's been you                        and your best friends 321 00:08:04,775 --> 00:08:06,000 planning the future                  in the open air. 322 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:06,944 planning the future                  in the open air. 323 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:08,000 Until now. 324 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:08,738 Until now. 325 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:10,000 Hold on to that.                     Remember it. 326 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:10,948 Hold on to that.                     Remember it. 327 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:12,000 Hell, savor this. 328 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,951 Hell, savor this. 329 00:08:13,993 --> 00:08:14,000 That's the point of doing things   with people you love. 330 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,828 That's the point of doing things   with people you love. 331 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:16,000 No, when we first met,               you told me that you'd listen 332 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 No, when we first met,               you told me that you'd listen 333 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:18,414 No, when we first met,               you told me that you'd listen 334 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:20,000 but you wouldn't be bound,          so don't give me the love shit. 335 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:20,875 but you wouldn't be bound,          so don't give me the love shit. 336 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,000 They'll do what you say, 337 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,378 They'll do what you say, 338 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:26,000 but not out of fear                  or calculation. 339 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:26,589 but not out of fear                  or calculation. 340 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,000 And you're gonna hear them           the same way. 341 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:29,509 And you're gonna hear them           the same way. 342 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:30,000 But when this company                becomes what I know it will... 343 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,000 But when this company                becomes what I know it will... 344 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:34,000 But when this company                becomes what I know it will... 345 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:34,430 But when this company                becomes what I know it will... 346 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,000 board meetings are not gonna         be like this anymore. 347 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:37,141 board meetings are not gonna         be like this anymore. 348 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,000 I've been in plenty                  of boardrooms. 349 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,268 I've been in plenty                  of boardrooms. 350 00:08:39,310 --> 00:08:40,000 You have never been in anything     like what you're building here. 351 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:41,979 You have never been in anything     like what you're building here. 352 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:43,856 When this thing                      becomes itself... 353 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,000 board meetings are gonna-- 354 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:48,110 board meetings are gonna-- 355 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:50,000 gonna be the Royal Rumble mixed     with the World Series of Poker. 356 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,322 gonna be the Royal Rumble mixed     with the World Series of Poker. 357 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:52,000 -Trust me.                           -[laughs] 358 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:52,615 -Trust me.                           -[laughs] 359 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:53,783 Sounds good. 360 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:58,000 [Gil]                                Hey, guys, get a beer. 361 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,539 [Gil]                                Hey, guys, get a beer. 362 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:02,000 When that day comes... 363 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,542 When that day comes... 364 00:09:04,085 --> 00:09:06,000 we on the same side                  of the battle? 365 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:06,045 we on the same side                  of the battle? 366 00:09:08,422 --> 00:09:10,000 Well, if not, you and me will        know we fucked up really good. 367 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,801 Well, if not, you and me will        know we fucked up really good. 368 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:12,000 -[laughs]                            -[bottles clink] 369 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,052 -[laughs]                            -[bottles clink] 370 00:09:17,014 --> 00:09:18,000 Introduce you to the guys. 371 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,349 Introduce you to the guys. 372 00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,000 [indistinct chatter] 373 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,226 [indistinct chatter] 374 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:21,936 -Bill!                               -Good to see you again. 375 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:22,000 -Yeah, thank you.                    -Gil. 376 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,271 -Yeah, thank you.                    -Gil. 377 00:09:23,312 --> 00:09:24,000 -Hi, Gil.                            -What's going on 378 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,147 -Hi, Gil.                            -What's going on 379 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:26,000 I commissioned                       a driver survey. 380 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,066 I commissioned                       a driver survey. 381 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,000 You talked to my drivers             without me? 382 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,069 You talked to my drivers             without me? 383 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:32,000 That is squirrelly as fuck. 384 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:32,280 That is squirrelly as fuck. 385 00:09:38,452 --> 00:09:39,745 Jesus. 386 00:09:39,787 --> 00:09:40,000 Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy. 387 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,000 Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy. 388 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:42,456 Yeah. Your drivers are unhappy. 389 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,000 Without their bonuses                and their incentives, 390 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:44,834 Without their bonuses                and their incentives, 391 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,000 they're struggling, Travis. 392 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:46,752 they're struggling, Travis. 393 00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:48,000 What kind of schools                do they have in their countries? 394 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:49,380 What kind of schools                do they have in their countries? 395 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,000 This spelling and grammar,           Jesus Christ. 396 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,507 This spelling and grammar,           Jesus Christ. 397 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:52,000 You know what? Spell and define     "Manichaean," Graves, 398 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 You know what? Spell and define     "Manichaean," Graves, 399 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:54,719 You know what? Spell and define     "Manichaean," Graves, 400 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,000 or kindly take                       a listening posture. 401 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:56,679 or kindly take                       a listening posture. 402 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:58,000 It means seeing the world            in good or evil only. 403 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 It means seeing the world            in good or evil only. 404 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,766 It means seeing the world            in good or evil only. 405 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:02,000 Which by the way,                    I kind of do. 406 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:02,435 Which by the way,                    I kind of do. 407 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:03,728 If you line up with me,              you line up against me, 408 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:04,000 I never forget that shit. 409 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:04,937 I never forget that shit. 410 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,000 It's not time                        for philosophizing. 411 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,024 It's not time                        for philosophizing. 412 00:10:08,065 --> 00:10:09,275 It's time for tipping. 413 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:10,000 Ti--? 414 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,359 Ti--? 415 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,000 That's your big solve                for building driver trust? 416 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,615 That's your big solve                for building driver trust? 417 00:10:15,656 --> 00:10:16,000 -Maybe it's a start.                 -No. Sorry. 418 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,617 -Maybe it's a start.                 -No. Sorry. 419 00:10:17,658 --> 00:10:18,000 No, I don't think you guys           are seeing 420 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,035 No, I don't think you guys           are seeing 421 00:10:19,076 --> 00:10:20,000 the full theater of war here. 422 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:20,828 the full theater of war here. 423 00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,000 In a couple years,                  drivers won't even be an issue. 424 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,122 In a couple years,                  drivers won't even be an issue. 425 00:10:23,164 --> 00:10:24,000 The future of Uber is one            that moves beyond drivers. 426 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,000 The future of Uber is one            that moves beyond drivers. 427 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:26,125 The future of Uber is one            that moves beyond drivers. 428 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:28,000 The future doesn't matter            if we don't get there. 429 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:28,127 The future doesn't matter            if we don't get there. 430 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:30,000 Tipping is an extra 20%              to the drivers' bottom line. 431 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Tipping is an extra 20%              to the drivers' bottom line. 432 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:32,506 Tipping is an extra 20%              to the drivers' bottom line. 433 00:10:32,548 --> 00:10:34,000 It shows them that we stand          behind them as a company. 434 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,843 It shows them that we stand          behind them as a company. 435 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:36,000 Let them know                        they can trust you. 436 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:37,303 Let them know                        they can trust you. 437 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,000 Like I do, Travis. 438 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,512 Like I do, Travis. 439 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,000 Flip the perception. 440 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,766 Flip the perception. 441 00:10:41,807 --> 00:10:42,000 Tipping begins to get that done. 442 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 Tipping begins to get that done. 443 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:44,769 Tipping begins to get that done. 444 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:46,000 And it's also just right. 445 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,271 And it's also just right. 446 00:10:54,945 --> 00:10:56,000 No. 447 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:56,572 No. 448 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,000 I'm sorry, no. 449 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:58,324 I'm sorry, no. 450 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,000 I'm not even gonna go on            the defensive for a second, man. 451 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,576 I'm not even gonna go on            the defensive for a second, man. 452 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,000 When I walk in this room,            it should be like Kirk Gibson 453 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,329 When I walk in this room,            it should be like Kirk Gibson 454 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:04,000 walking into Dodger Stadium. 455 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,122 walking into Dodger Stadium. 456 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,000 One loud long cheer that goes on   the whole fucking game. 457 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000 One loud long cheer that goes on   the whole fucking game. 458 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:08,125 One loud long cheer that goes on   the whole fucking game. 459 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,000 We're doing millions of rides        a day, dude. 460 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:10,920 We're doing millions of rides        a day, dude. 461 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:12,000 I am making you what your            comic books of your generation 462 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 I am making you what your            comic books of your generation 463 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:14,965 I am making you what your            comic books of your generation 464 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,000 would call filthy rich. 465 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:16,676 would call filthy rich. 466 00:11:16,717 --> 00:11:18,000 All right, all right.                You want a standing ovation? 467 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,594 All right, all right.                You want a standing ovation? 468 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:20,000 Fine, I'll stand up and clap. 469 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:20,012 Fine, I'll stand up and clap. 470 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:22,000 But this isn't about my opinion. 471 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:22,014 But this isn't about my opinion. 472 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,849 It's about trying to turn            public opinion. 473 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:24,000 You know, I... 474 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:24,558 You know, I... 475 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,000 I don't mind kicking the drivers   a few bucks each time. 476 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,019 I don't mind kicking the drivers   a few bucks each time. 477 00:11:27,061 --> 00:11:28,000 So why not make it a feature? 478 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:28,938 So why not make it a feature? 479 00:11:30,856 --> 00:11:32,000 After everything                     we just said about trust? 480 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,317 After everything                     we just said about trust? 481 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,000 Did that whole Manichaean            comment just miss you, dude? 482 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,000 Did that whole Manichaean            comment just miss you, dude? 483 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:36,195 Did that whole Manichaean            comment just miss you, dude? 484 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,000 Look, some people got murdered.     That is a terrible thing. 485 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 Look, some people got murdered.     That is a terrible thing. 486 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,074 Look, some people got murdered.     That is a terrible thing. 487 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,000 But let's not jump to asinine        solutions like tipping and IDs 488 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,244 But let's not jump to asinine        solutions like tipping and IDs 489 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,000 that blow up our                     frictionless experience 490 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,830 that blow up our                     frictionless experience 491 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:46,000 just because that's our only         idea right now. 492 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 just because that's our only         idea right now. 493 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:48,040 just because that's our only         idea right now. 494 00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:53,921 All right. 495 00:11:56,090 --> 00:11:57,216 [sighs] 496 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:00,000 All right. 497 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,302 All right. 498 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:04,000 I move we put the question to a     formal vote at the next meeting. 499 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:04,974 I move we put the question to a     formal vote at the next meeting. 500 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,000 Seconded. 501 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:06,308 Seconded. 502 00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:16,000 Hey, uh, let's talk                  Code Conference. 503 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:16,819 Hey, uh, let's talk                  Code Conference. 504 00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,000 Oh, yeah? There's someone            you want me to dazzle? 505 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:18,654 Oh, yeah? There's someone            you want me to dazzle? 506 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:20,000 Investor? Journalist? 507 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:20,489 Investor? Journalist? 508 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:22,000 I'm your prize show jumper,          ready to leap. 509 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:22,199 I'm your prize show jumper,          ready to leap. 510 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,534 Just point me                        to the fucking fence. 511 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,000 I know you can clear anything, 512 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:25,369 I know you can clear anything, 513 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,000 but potential articles               about you partying at a resort 514 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 but potential articles               about you partying at a resort 515 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:28,247 but potential articles               about you partying at a resort 516 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:29,832 right after a murder. 517 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:30,000 So why don't you just lay low,       relax? 518 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,000 So why don't you just lay low,       relax? 519 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,043 So why don't you just lay low,       relax? 520 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:34,000 [laughs] 521 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:34,253 [laughs] 522 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,000 David, it's Code Conference. 523 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:36,714 David, it's Code Conference. 524 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,000 It's Silicon Valley's elite          in concentrated form. 525 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,133 It's Silicon Valley's elite          in concentrated form. 526 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,000 If I don't go, then                 my competitors fill the vacuum. 527 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,260 If I don't go, then                 my competitors fill the vacuum. 528 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,000 That's not an option. 529 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:42,470 That's not an option. 530 00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,000 I'll see you there. 531 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:44,472 I'll see you there. 532 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,000 [inaudible] 533 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:50,019 [inaudible] 534 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:52,000 Fucking Gurley, man. 535 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,731 Fucking Gurley, man. 536 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,000 [Emil] We've got a more              pressing situation. 537 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000 [Emil] We've got a more              pressing situation. 538 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,150 [Emil] We've got a more              pressing situation. 539 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,943 Go ahead, you want to yap, yap. 540 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:00,000 Nine days                            since we sent the update 541 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,530 Nine days                            since we sent the update 542 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:02,000 to the App Store for approval. 543 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:02,990 to the App Store for approval. 544 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,000 What? Nine days?                     No, that is way too long. 545 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,159 What? Nine days?                     No, that is way too long. 546 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,000 The version that's up right now     is fucking buggy. 547 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,369 The version that's up right now     is fucking buggy. 548 00:13:07,411 --> 00:13:08,000 It crashes like half the time        the user tries to update 549 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,413 It crashes like half the time        the user tries to update 550 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,000 their pickup locations,              150,000 dropped trips a day. 551 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:11,457 their pickup locations,              150,000 dropped trips a day. 552 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,000 We're losing $4 million 553 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,292 We're losing $4 million 554 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,000 every day this update                doesn't come out. 555 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,127 every day this update                doesn't come out. 556 00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,000 Maybe it's a glitch.                Maybe Apple is just bogged down. 557 00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:17,880 Maybe it's a glitch.                Maybe Apple is just bogged down. 558 00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:18,000 There's a ton of new code            in the build, 559 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,131 There's a ton of new code            in the build, 560 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,000 plus the new language functions. 561 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:20,466 plus the new language functions. 562 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,000 The App Store does not               get bogged down. 563 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:22,718 The App Store does not               get bogged down. 564 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:24,000 Eddy Cue doesn't allow that. 565 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,136 Eddy Cue doesn't allow that. 566 00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,000 Maybe... 567 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:26,180 Maybe... 568 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,000 Maybe he knows                       the other thing. 569 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:30,893 Maybe he knows                       the other thing. 570 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:38,000 You buried it deep, right? 571 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,360 You buried it deep, right? 572 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,000 -Right?                              -Yes. 573 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,404 -Right?                              -Yes. 574 00:13:43,864 --> 00:13:44,000 Yes, yes. He can't know. 575 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,000 Yes, yes. He can't know. 576 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:46,242 Yes, yes. He can't know. 577 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,000 All right, then cool. 578 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,162 All right, then cool. 579 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,000 I mean, I'm gonna                    see Eddy Cue at Code, right? 580 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:52,456 I mean, I'm gonna                    see Eddy Cue at Code, right? 581 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,999 I'll work him over.                  I'll say, like, 582 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,376 he's not trying to hurt us,          you know. 583 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:56,000 He needs us. 584 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,002 He needs us. 585 00:13:57,044 --> 00:13:58,000 We're the number one app             in the App Store, right? 586 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,004 We're the number one app             in the App Store, right? 587 00:13:59,046 --> 00:14:00,000 If Uber's all glitchy                and we're losing users, 588 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,673 If Uber's all glitchy                and we're losing users, 589 00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,966 it's not just us losing. 590 00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:03,676 Apple loses too, okay? 591 00:14:03,717 --> 00:14:04,000 I go to Code, I crush it. 592 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,135 I go to Code, I crush it. 593 00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,000 By the way,                          then the board sees 594 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:06,679 By the way,                          then the board sees 595 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,000 -they can't vote against me.         -[knocks] 596 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:08,806 -they can't vote against me.         -[knocks] 597 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,000 Yeah, let me introduce you. 598 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,489 Yeah, let me introduce you. 599 00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:26,000 Hey, I found her                     wandering around out front. 600 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,783 Hey, I found her                     wandering around out front. 601 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:28,000 New hire on your                     Site Reliability Section, 602 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 New hire on your                     Site Reliability Section, 603 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:30,494 New hire on your                     Site Reliability Section, 604 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,000 so I know she's a rock star. 605 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:32,329 so I know she's a rock star. 606 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,000 I mean, I'm an engineer, not a-- 607 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:34,123 I mean, I'm an engineer, not a-- 608 00:14:34,164 --> 00:14:36,000 Leave her with me so I can give     her the rock star treatment. 609 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,251 Leave her with me so I can give     her the rock star treatment. 610 00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:40,000 I knew I hired on                    at the right place. 611 00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,338 I knew I hired on                    at the right place. 612 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:42,000 Yeah. No doubt.                     See you around the water cooler. 613 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,591 Yeah. No doubt.                     See you around the water cooler. 614 00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,000 I remember your résumé. 615 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:46,510 I remember your résumé. 616 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,000 Double major from Penn               in physics. 617 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:48,262 Double major from Penn               in physics. 618 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,000 And, wait, don't tell me,            all right? 619 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:50,222 And, wait, don't tell me,            all right? 620 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,000 I love a woman                       who does double Penn. 621 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,892 I love a woman                       who does double Penn. 622 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:54,000 Philosophy. 623 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,935 Philosophy. 624 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,773 I'm really excited                   to be working here. 625 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:00,000 Feels like sailing                   over the moon. 626 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,734 Feels like sailing                   over the moon. 627 00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,736 Poetic. 628 00:15:03,777 --> 00:15:04,000 Uh, where did you grow up? 629 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,529 Uh, where did you grow up? 630 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:06,000 Where'd you go to high school? 631 00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:06,906 Where'd you go to high school? 632 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:08,000 Homeschooled.                        Self-taught, really. 633 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,532 Homeschooled.                        Self-taught, really. 634 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,000 In Arizona. 635 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,117 In Arizona. 636 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:12,000 You don't look homeschooled. 637 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,036 You don't look homeschooled. 638 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,000 I've been studying                   our platform, 639 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,165 I've been studying                   our platform, 640 00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,000 and I already have ideas             on how to begin 641 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,250 and I already have ideas             on how to begin 642 00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,000 standardizing some of our            microservices. 643 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:20,127 standardizing some of our            microservices. 644 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,000 A self-starter. 645 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:22,171 A self-starter. 646 00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:24,000 [chuckles]                           You'll do well here. 647 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,883 [chuckles]                           You'll do well here. 648 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,000 Uh, just, um, pick any spot          to work and dive right in. 649 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000 Uh, just, um, pick any spot          to work and dive right in. 650 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000 Uh, just, um, pick any spot          to work and dive right in. 651 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,721 Uh, just, um, pick any spot          to work and dive right in. 652 00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:31,805 Okay. 653 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,000 [Kamel]   Habibti,   I'm going           to stay in the city tonight. 654 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000 [Kamel]   Habibti,   I'm going           to stay in the city tonight. 655 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:46,028 [Kamel]   Habibti,   I'm going           to stay in the city tonight. 656 00:15:46,070 --> 00:15:47,613 [Zahra, on phone]                      Can't you come home? 657 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:48,000 Got to get an early start.           You know that. 658 00:15:48,000 --> 00:15:49,406 Got to get an early start.           You know that. 659 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:50,000 So wake up early. 660 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,116 So wake up early. 661 00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:52,000 I'll get up with you,                make strong coffee. 662 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:52,743 I'll get up with you,                make strong coffee. 663 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,000 I get more sleep this way. 664 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,329 I get more sleep this way. 665 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:56,000 Where will you stay? 666 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:56,997 Where will you stay? 667 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,000 With a driver friend. 668 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,334 With a driver friend. 669 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:02,000 He has an extra bedroom. 670 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:02,127 He has an extra bedroom. 671 00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:04,000 The money is worthless               if I never see you. 672 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:04,171 The money is worthless               if I never see you. 673 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:05,547 If the kids don't. 674 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,000 Quality time in the dark             isn't so great 675 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,424 Quality time in the dark             isn't so great 676 00:16:07,466 --> 00:16:08,000 when I can't pay                     the electricity bill. 677 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,343 when I can't pay                     the electricity bill. 678 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,000 [speaking Arabic] 679 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:12,346 [speaking Arabic] 680 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:14,000 I'll see you tomorrow. 681 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:14,807 I'll see you tomorrow. 682 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,000 [computer chimes] 683 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,656 [computer chimes] 684 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,415 [typing] 685 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:00,000 [computer chiming] 686 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,728 [computer chiming] 687 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,000 [indistinct chatter] 688 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:12,364 [indistinct chatter] 689 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:22,000 TK, Eddy Cue, nine o'clock. 690 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000 TK, Eddy Cue, nine o'clock. 691 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,169 TK, Eddy Cue, nine o'clock. 692 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:27,546 Going in hot. 693 00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,000 Now, whose plus-one are you? 694 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,220 Now, whose plus-one are you? 695 00:17:35,262 --> 00:17:36,000 Oh, you're with the waitstaff?       I'll take a dry gin martini. 696 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:38,000 Oh, you're with the waitstaff?       I'll take a dry gin martini. 697 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:38,390 Oh, you're with the waitstaff?       I'll take a dry gin martini. 698 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,892 [laughs]                             I can't say I'm exactly happy 699 00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:40,000 to see you here                      tonight though, huh? 700 00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,560 to see you here                      tonight though, huh? 701 00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:42,000 -Why is that, Travis?                -'Cause you should be 702 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:43,228 -Why is that, Travis?                -'Cause you should be 703 00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,000 in your office rubber-stamping       our app update. 704 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,000 in your office rubber-stamping       our app update. 705 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:46,231 in your office rubber-stamping       our app update. 706 00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,983 Come on, your guys                   are killing me. 707 00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:49,401 Can you put a boot                  in someone's ass, get this done? 708 00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:50,000 Sure thing, TK.                      Anything for you. 709 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:51,403 Sure thing, TK.                      Anything for you. 710 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:52,000 It's my raison d'être. 711 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,405 It's my raison d'être. 712 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,000 And text me a list of what else     you'd like me to do for you. 713 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,574 And text me a list of what else     you'd like me to do for you. 714 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:56,000 I didn't mean it like that. 715 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,159 I didn't mean it like that. 716 00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,000 I'm just saying,                     I got to get this done. 717 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:58,577 I'm just saying,                     I got to get this done. 718 00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:00,000 My guys are all over me. 719 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,245 My guys are all over me. 720 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,000 Okay. 721 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:02,081 Okay. 722 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,000 [jazzy music playing] 723 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:08,587 [jazzy music playing] 724 00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:12,000 Oh, look at this. 725 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh, look at this. 726 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:14,510 Oh, look at this. 727 00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:16,000 Picture me and Sergey Brin           in TechCrunch 728 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:16,512 Picture me and Sergey Brin           in TechCrunch 729 00:18:16,553 --> 00:18:17,971 jamming over dinner. 730 00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:19,389 Think the board                      can shut their mouths 731 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:20,000 about our public image problem,     huh? 732 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:20,724 about our public image problem,     huh? 733 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,000 [both laugh] 734 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,601 [both laugh] 735 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:28,000 -Sergey, it's such a pleasure.       -It's so good to see you. 736 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,941 -Sergey, it's such a pleasure.       -It's so good to see you. 737 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,000 I never thought                      I'd say this, 738 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:32,111 I never thought                      I'd say this, 739 00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,000 but he is totally pulling off        those Crocs. 740 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,404 but he is totally pulling off        those Crocs. 741 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,000 Sergey, it's a pleasure. 742 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,865 Sergey, it's a pleasure. 743 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,000 [Travis] Yeah, for him,              the Crocs are a power move. 744 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,409 [Travis] Yeah, for him,              the Crocs are a power move. 745 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,000 Hi, partner. 746 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,248 Hi, partner. 747 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,791 It's great to be                     breaking bread with you. 748 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:46,000 Is this, uh, table four? 749 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,084 Is this, uh, table four? 750 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,000 I'm supposed                         to be at table four. 751 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,877 I'm supposed                         to be at table four. 752 00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,000 -Hello. Hi, how are you?             -Hi. 753 00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,096 -Hello. Hi, how are you?             -Hi. 754 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,000 [Sergey]                             Pleasure. I'm Sergey. 755 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,430 [Sergey]                             Pleasure. I'm Sergey. 756 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,974 [Gabi]                               Gabi. 757 00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,000 Our endgame is to build              the TCP/IP for real life. 758 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,185 Our endgame is to build              the TCP/IP for real life. 759 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,000 Like, I want to be                   the packet switching 760 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:07,062 Like, I want to be                   the packet switching 761 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:08,000 for the physical world. 762 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,064 for the physical world. 763 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,000 Well, you'd first have to turn       each shipment and passenger 764 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,000 Well, you'd first have to turn       each shipment and passenger 765 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:12,192 Well, you'd first have to turn       each shipment and passenger 766 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:14,000 into the same uniform size. 767 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:14,486 into the same uniform size. 768 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,000 That's what they said                to the Wright brothers 769 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:16,697 That's what they said                to the Wright brothers 770 00:19:16,738 --> 00:19:18,000 about fixed-wing                     air travel, right? 771 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,116 about fixed-wing                     air travel, right? 772 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,000 That was a different problem         entirely. 773 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,451 That was a different problem         entirely. 774 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,000 No, I know that.                     I'm just saying it's-- 775 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 No, I know that.                     I'm just saying it's-- 776 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:24,371 No, I know that.                     I'm just saying it's-- 777 00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,000 So, um, your mother                  is from Beijing, Gabi? 778 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000 So, um, your mother                  is from Beijing, Gabi? 779 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:28,083 So, um, your mother                  is from Beijing, Gabi? 780 00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,835 Have you ever been? 781 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:30,000 Uh, no, only once                    when I was a baby. 782 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Uh, no, only once                    when I was a baby. 783 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,171 Uh, no, only once                    when I was a baby. 784 00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,000 But I've got relatives that          I'm hoping to go and meet-- 785 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:34,047 But I've got relatives that          I'm hoping to go and meet-- 786 00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:36,000 Hold on, did you have research       done on her or something? 787 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,301 Hold on, did you have research       done on her or something? 788 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:39,970 I bet you could give me a bio 789 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,430 on, like,                            everybody in this room, huh? 790 00:19:41,471 --> 00:19:42,000 [Sergey]                             Oh, I was just asking 791 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,307 [Sergey]                             Oh, I was just asking 792 00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:44,000 where she was from                   while you were ordering, man. 793 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000 where she was from                   while you were ordering, man. 794 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:46,852 where she was from                   while you were ordering, man. 795 00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,000 So when you go, uh, you should       take the Hutong Food Tour. 796 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,857 So when you go, uh, you should       take the Hutong Food Tour. 797 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:52,000 They're these alleyways              with different stalls. 798 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,000 They're these alleyways              with different stalls. 799 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,777 They're these alleyways              with different stalls. 800 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:56,000 -Each stall has its-- oh...          -[reporter] Sergey! 801 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,529 -Each stall has its-- oh...          -[reporter] Sergey! 802 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,000 [camera shutters click] 803 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,867 [camera shutters click] 804 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:02,000 Uh, each stall is another            sort of exotic, uh, delicacy. 805 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Uh, each stall is another            sort of exotic, uh, delicacy. 806 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Uh, each stall is another            sort of exotic, uh, delicacy. 807 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:06,705 Uh, each stall is another            sort of exotic, uh, delicacy. 808 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,000 I ate a snow leopard paw. 809 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,124 I ate a snow leopard paw. 810 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,000 The paw of a snow leopard. 811 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:12,044 The paw of a snow leopard. 812 00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:14,000 What they do is they take           the leopard's paw and crack it. 813 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,881 What they do is they take           the leopard's paw and crack it. 814 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,000 [Tarantino]                            You think you know her, 815 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:20,302 [Tarantino]                            You think you know her, 816 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:21,845 but that's just 'cause                you know her name. 817 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:22,000 Arianna Huffington. 818 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,000 Arianna Huffington. 819 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,514 Arianna Huffington. 820 00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:26,000 This is not somebody                  who says the first thing 821 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:26,558 This is not somebody                  who says the first thing 822 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,000 that pops into her   cabeza,            Daddy-o. 823 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:28,560 that pops into her   cabeza,            Daddy-o. 824 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,000 If a chess grandmaster                is always three steps ahead, 825 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,730 If a chess grandmaster                is always three steps ahead, 826 00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:32,000 this gal is on                        the moving sidewalk 827 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,440 this gal is on                        the moving sidewalk 828 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,000 while you're still                    tying your shoestrings. 829 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,067 while you're still                    tying your shoestrings. 830 00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,000 She started a news                    and culture website 831 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:36,902 She started a news                    and culture website 832 00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,000 where the writers                     didn't get paid 833 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:38,237 where the writers                     didn't get paid 834 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,446 fucking dick for their writing. 835 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:40,000 And she went ahead and sold it       for $300 million. 836 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000 And she went ahead and sold it       for $300 million. 837 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:42,407 And she went ahead and sold it       for $300 million. 838 00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,000 And she was just getting              her motor revving. 839 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 And she was just getting              her motor revving. 840 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,703 And she was just getting              her motor revving. 841 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:47,871 -[waiter[ Sir.                       -Thank you. 842 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:52,000 The notorious                        bad boy of tech. 843 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000 The notorious                        bad boy of tech. 844 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,128 The notorious                        bad boy of tech. 845 00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,000 Were you offended                    by my Boober comment too? 846 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Were you offended                    by my Boober comment too? 847 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:58,340 Were you offended                    by my Boober comment too? 848 00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,000 Because I'll tell you                what I told my publicist, 849 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,300 Because I'll tell you                what I told my publicist, 850 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,000 I'm not going                        on an apology tour. 851 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,094 I'm not going                        on an apology tour. 852 00:21:02,135 --> 00:21:04,000 Offended? Darling,                   you're talking to someone 853 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:04,263 Offended? Darling,                   you're talking to someone 854 00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:06,000 who's had to sit at meals with       Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan. 855 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 who's had to sit at meals with       Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan. 856 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:08,100 who's had to sit at meals with       Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan. 857 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:10,000 Listen to them talk. 858 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:10,435 Listen to them talk. 859 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,000 Find common ground. 860 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:12,229 Find common ground. 861 00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,000 The people who would--               thank you. 862 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:14,356 The people who would--               thank you. 863 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,000 Who would take offense               at you crowing a little bit 864 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,900 Who would take offense               at you crowing a little bit 865 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,000 just don't understand. 866 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,403 just don't understand. 867 00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:20,000 Every successful person              I know 868 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,446 Every successful person              I know 869 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:22,000 enjoys their success                 in their own way. 870 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:23,949 enjoys their success                 in their own way. 871 00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:24,000 Or they don't                        stay successful very long. 872 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:26,000 Or they don't                        stay successful very long. 873 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,119 Or they don't                        stay successful very long. 874 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:28,000 And they certainly                   don't feel it. 875 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,788 And they certainly                   don't feel it. 876 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:30,000 No, serving yourself                 is serving your company, 877 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,000 No, serving yourself                 is serving your company, 878 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,500 No, serving yourself                 is serving your company, 879 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:34,000 which is serving the world. 880 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:34,960 which is serving the world. 881 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:36,000 I'm-- 882 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,336 I'm-- 883 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,000 I know who you are,                  Miss Huffington. 884 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:38,630 I know who you are,                  Miss Huffington. 885 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:40,000 -Arianna, please.                    -Arianna. 886 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:40,173 -Arianna, please.                    -Arianna. 887 00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:42,000 And, yes, you are so right. 888 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,301 And, yes, you are so right. 889 00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,000 This is what I was trying            to tell my board. 890 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:44,136 This is what I was trying            to tell my board. 891 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,971 They didn't even want me             to show up here. 892 00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,848 So many young founders               burn out quickly. 893 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:48,000 Here one year,                       gone the next. 894 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:50,000 Here one year,                       gone the next. 895 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:50,642 Here one year,                       gone the next. 896 00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,000 Because they stopped listening       to their own voice. 897 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 Because they stopped listening       to their own voice. 898 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:54,271 Because they stopped listening       to their own voice. 899 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,000 Or because they only                 listen to it. 900 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:56,690 Or because they only                 listen to it. 901 00:21:56,732 --> 00:21:58,000 But you, Travis, 902 00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,651 But you, Travis, 903 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,000 when I look at you, 904 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,194 when I look at you, 905 00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:02,000 I can see                            that you belong here. 906 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,071 I can see                            that you belong here. 907 00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,000 Damn straight I do. 908 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,656 Damn straight I do. 909 00:22:04,698 --> 00:22:05,907 Uber isn't going                     anywhere, and neither am I. 910 00:22:05,949 --> 00:22:06,000 -Good.                               -You know what? 911 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,909 -Good.                               -You know what? 912 00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:08,000 You should give us                   a ride sometime. 913 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,000 You should give us                   a ride sometime. 914 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,079 You should give us                   a ride sometime. 915 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,000 If you like it, tweet about us.     And my contact's on there too. 916 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000 If you like it, tweet about us.     And my contact's on there too. 917 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:14,207 If you like it, tweet about us.     And my contact's on there too. 918 00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:19,963 You are good. 919 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,000 I'm seeing it all. 920 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,299 I'm seeing it all. 921 00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:24,000 I love it. 922 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:24,009 I love it. 923 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,000 If you think you see it all,         give it another think. 924 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,596 If you think you see it all,         give it another think. 925 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:28,000 Tamara! 926 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,431 Tamara! 927 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:32,000 [camera shutters click] 928 00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:32,517 [camera shutters click] 929 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:38,000 [sighs] 930 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,315 [sighs] 931 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:42,000 [indistinct chatter] 932 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,986 [indistinct chatter] 933 00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:46,000 I got you a drink. 934 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:46,907 I got you a drink. 935 00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:48,000 Why? I'm sober. 936 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,492 Why? I'm sober. 937 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,993 Oh. 938 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,536 Fucked that up. Sorry. 939 00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:52,000 No, I'll be able to resist,          trust me. 940 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000 No, I'll be able to resist,          trust me. 941 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,664 No, I'll be able to resist,          trust me. 942 00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:56,000 [laughs]                             Okay. 943 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:56,041 [laughs]                             Okay. 944 00:22:56,083 --> 00:22:57,876 Well, more for me,                   I guess. 945 00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:58,000 Um, I think it's really cool         that you got to come to Code. 946 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Um, I think it's really cool         that you got to come to Code. 947 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,213 Um, I think it's really cool         that you got to come to Code. 948 00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:02,000 I'm really glad you're here. 949 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,590 I'm really glad you're here. 950 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:04,000 -Yeah, I know, right?                -Yeah. 951 00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,342 -Yeah, I know, right?                -Yeah. 952 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,000 It's nice to see all the hard        work paying off, you know? 953 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,094 It's nice to see all the hard        work paying off, you know? 954 00:23:07,135 --> 00:23:08,000 Finally made it                      to the VIP dinner. 955 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,513 Finally made it                      to the VIP dinner. 956 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:12,000 Where you belong, for sure. 957 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:12,808 Where you belong, for sure. 958 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:14,000 Ohh. [soft chuckle] 959 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,143 Ohh. [soft chuckle] 960 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,000 -To the VIP dinner.                 -[chuckles] Yeah! There you go. 961 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,479 -To the VIP dinner.                 -[chuckles] Yeah! There you go. 962 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:18,000 Well, I'll be at the hotel pool     tonight if, uh, you should... 963 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Well, I'll be at the hotel pool     tonight if, uh, you should... 964 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,233 Well, I'll be at the hotel pool     tonight if, uh, you should... 965 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,000 Oh, I think-- I'll see               what Travis wants to do. 966 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,568 Oh, I think-- I'll see               what Travis wants to do. 967 00:23:23,610 --> 00:23:24,000 Hey, I'm kind of tired.              You ready to go? 968 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,904 Hey, I'm kind of tired.              You ready to go? 969 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:26,000 [Gabi]                               Yeah. Sure. 970 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,072 [Gabi]                               Yeah. Sure. 971 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,000 It was so nice to meet you. 972 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:30,742 It was so nice to meet you. 973 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,000 And you, Gabi. 974 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,411 And you, Gabi. 975 00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,000 Next time you could try being        a little more professional. 976 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:48,000 Next time you could try being        a little more professional. 977 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:48,218 Next time you could try being        a little more professional. 978 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:50,000 I was just being polite. 979 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,137 I was just being polite. 980 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,763 You told me                          to impress him. 981 00:23:51,805 --> 00:23:52,000 Not by letting him think             you wanted to fuck him. 982 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:53,598 Not by letting him think             you wanted to fuck him. 983 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,000 If I wanted to,                      I could be right now 984 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 If I wanted to,                      I could be right now 985 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:56,435 If I wanted to,                      I could be right now 986 00:23:56,476 --> 00:23:58,000 rather than sitting here             and taking this shit from you. 987 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:58,603 rather than sitting here             and taking this shit from you. 988 00:23:58,645 --> 00:23:59,980 I didn't say                         you really wanted to. 989 00:24:00,021 --> 00:24:01,273 I'm saying                           that's what he thought. 990 00:24:01,314 --> 00:24:02,000 You know, Travis,                    I have two moves in that spot. 991 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:02,774 You know, Travis,                    I have two moves in that spot. 992 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,000 Walk away, stand in. 993 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,526 Walk away, stand in. 994 00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,000 I didn't want to make a scene        and embarrass you. 995 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,486 I didn't want to make a scene        and embarrass you. 996 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:08,000 Well, you did both.                  It's okay. 997 00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:08,655 Well, you did both.                  It's okay. 998 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,000 Tomorrow, I'll just go               to the events by myself, 999 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,490 Tomorrow, I'll just go               to the events by myself, 1000 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,783 because I need Sergey                to like me. 1001 00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:12,000 To focus on me, not you. 1002 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,952 To focus on me, not you. 1003 00:24:35,682 --> 00:24:36,000 Hey. 1004 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,058 Hey. 1005 00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,000 Um, something happened               last night. 1006 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 Um, something happened               last night. 1007 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,480 Um, something happened               last night. 1008 00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:42,000 I was talking                        to Gil and, um... 1009 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,000 I was talking                        to Gil and, um... 1010 00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:44,649 I was talking                        to Gil and, um... 1011 00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:46,000 He, uh... 1012 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,402 He, uh... 1013 00:24:47,444 --> 00:24:48,000 What? Tell me. 1014 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,321 What? Tell me. 1015 00:24:49,362 --> 00:24:50,000 [sighs] 1016 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:50,614 [sighs] 1017 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:52,000 He touched me. 1018 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,115 He touched me. 1019 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:54,000 What? That piece of shit.            Are you okay? 1020 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:54,784 What? That piece of shit.            Are you okay? 1021 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,000 Yeah, I...I'm good.                  I just-- 1022 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:56,369 Yeah, I...I'm good.                  I just-- 1023 00:24:56,411 --> 00:24:58,000 I want to make sure                  it doesn't happen again. 1024 00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:58,538 I want to make sure                  it doesn't happen again. 1025 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,000 Okay. 1026 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:00,457 Okay. 1027 00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,000 I need to know                       exactly what happened. 1028 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,334 I need to know                       exactly what happened. 1029 00:25:04,711 --> 00:25:06,000 I need to know how badly             I'm gonna fuck this guy up. 1030 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,000 I need to know how badly             I'm gonna fuck this guy up. 1031 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:08,965 I need to know how badly             I'm gonna fuck this guy up. 1032 00:25:10,634 --> 00:25:12,000 Uh, he... 1033 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:13,678 Uh, he... 1034 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,000 Could I get a Diet Coke              with a lime? 1035 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,847 Could I get a Diet Coke              with a lime? 1036 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:16,000 I will have what she's having,       but put rum in mine. 1037 00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,000 I will have what she's having,       but put rum in mine. 1038 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:20,000 I will have what she's having,       but put rum in mine. 1039 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:20,727 I will have what she's having,       but put rum in mine. 1040 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:22,000 Hey, we should totally go            for a walk on that beach pass. 1041 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,855 Hey, we should totally go            for a walk on that beach pass. 1042 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,000 I mean, I stopped him,               but yeah. 1043 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:33,156 I mean, I stopped him,               but yeah. 1044 00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,000 Yeah, that never                     should have happened. 1045 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:34,950 Yeah, that never                     should have happened. 1046 00:25:34,991 --> 00:25:36,000 -I really wish it hadn't.            -Listen, don't worry. 1047 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,826 -I really wish it hadn't.            -Listen, don't worry. 1048 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,000 I'm gonna take care of you,          okay? I got it. 1049 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:38,537 I'm gonna take care of you,          okay? I got it. 1050 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,000 I'm gonna dismantle                  that motherfucker. 1051 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:41,373 I'm gonna dismantle                  that motherfucker. 1052 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:42,000 [sighs] 1053 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,041 [sighs] 1054 00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:44,000 Okay? 1055 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:44,543 Okay? 1056 00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:45,627 Yeah. 1057 00:25:46,836 --> 00:25:48,000 I swear to God, Jesus... 1058 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,214 I swear to God, Jesus... 1059 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,000 Fucking asshole. 1060 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:51,049 Fucking asshole. 1061 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,000 It's fucked up. 1062 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,384 It's fucked up. 1063 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:02,000 You good?                            You want anything? 1064 00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,270 You good?                            You want anything? 1065 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:07,732 Not hungry? Okay. 1066 00:26:18,577 --> 00:26:20,000 [intense music playing] 1067 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:21,204 [intense music playing] 1068 00:26:55,655 --> 00:26:56,000 [applause] 1069 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,657 [applause] 1070 00:27:00,577 --> 00:27:02,000 [man, on loudspeaker]                Bravo! 1071 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:02,746 [man, on loudspeaker]                Bravo! 1072 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:04,000 Very cool, Sergey. 1073 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,081 Very cool, Sergey. 1074 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:06,000 The future is here. 1075 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:06,958 The future is here. 1076 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 [Sergey] Yeah, we have a good        feeling about this tech. 1077 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,461 [Sergey] Yeah, we have a good        feeling about this tech. 1078 00:27:09,502 --> 00:27:10,000 Um, but yeah, I said that            about Google Glass, so... 1079 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,000 Um, but yeah, I said that            about Google Glass, so... 1080 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:13,131 Um, but yeah, I said that            about Google Glass, so... 1081 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,000 [laughter] 1082 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:14,507 [laughter] 1083 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:16,000 I think top                          of everyone's mind 1084 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:16,134 I think top                          of everyone's mind 1085 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:17,719 is the incredible potential          with this dev. 1086 00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:18,000 Owning a car                         could become antiquated. 1087 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Owning a car                         could become antiquated. 1088 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,264 Owning a car                         could become antiquated. 1089 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:22,000 The entire insurance industry        could disappear. 1090 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 The entire insurance industry        could disappear. 1091 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,184 The entire insurance industry        could disappear. 1092 00:27:24,225 --> 00:27:26,000 Uh, is Google                        considering starting 1093 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,000 Uh, is Google                        considering starting 1094 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:28,229 Uh, is Google                        considering starting 1095 00:27:28,271 --> 00:27:29,939 a self-driving                       ride-hailing service? 1096 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:32,000 Well, the only thing                 I can say about that is, uh, 1097 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,000 Well, the only thing                 I can say about that is, uh, 1098 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:35,820 Well, the only thing                 I can say about that is, uh, 1099 00:27:35,862 --> 00:27:36,000 anything is possible. 1100 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,656 anything is possible. 1101 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,000 [applause] 1102 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:40,825 [applause] 1103 00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:52,000 Hey, Drummond! 1104 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:52,212 Hey, Drummond! 1105 00:27:55,340 --> 00:27:56,000 So that whole "lay low" thing,       that was bullshit, right? 1106 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,342 So that whole "lay low" thing,       that was bullshit, right? 1107 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,000 You didn't want me to come here     so I wouldn't see that. 1108 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,678 You didn't want me to come here     so I wouldn't see that. 1109 00:27:59,719 --> 00:28:00,000 So I'd just hear about it            and then settle down 1110 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:01,513 So I'd just hear about it            and then settle down 1111 00:28:01,554 --> 00:28:02,000 before you had                       to deal with me. 1112 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,139 before you had                       to deal with me. 1113 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:04,000 The settling down part               makes sense, TK. Do it. 1114 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,016 The settling down part               makes sense, TK. Do it. 1115 00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:06,000 Yeah, I almost feel like it,         because my own investors 1116 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:06,518 Yeah, I almost feel like it,         because my own investors 1117 00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:08,000 are plotting                         to render Uber obsolete. 1118 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:08,144 are plotting                         to render Uber obsolete. 1119 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:10,000 -Plotting? Plotting? Sergey...       -Sergey just got on stage, 1120 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:10,480 -Plotting? Plotting? Sergey...       -Sergey just got on stage, 1121 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,000 and he demonstrated                  the intention and the means 1122 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,400 and he demonstrated                  the intention and the means 1123 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:14,000 of my demise                         while smiling for the camera. 1124 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,360 of my demise                         while smiling for the camera. 1125 00:28:15,402 --> 00:28:16,000 Not the plan at all.                 Think about it, TK. 1126 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:17,195 Not the plan at all.                 Think about it, TK. 1127 00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:18,000 We just invested 250 mil             with you. 1128 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,823 We just invested 250 mil             with you. 1129 00:28:19,864 --> 00:28:20,000 Why would we throw a grenade         and run right into it? 1130 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000 Why would we throw a grenade         and run right into it? 1131 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:22,367 Why would we throw a grenade         and run right into it? 1132 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,952 I don't know,                        but that's what Sergey said. 1133 00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:24,000 You heard him. Did he tell you       to ask me not to come? 1134 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000 You heard him. Did he tell you       to ask me not to come? 1135 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,246 You heard him. Did he tell you       to ask me not to come? 1136 00:28:26,287 --> 00:28:28,000 Is he trying to get me               out of the way, or is Larry? 1137 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,624 Is he trying to get me               out of the way, or is Larry? 1138 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:30,000 Larry and Sergey don't really        know who you are, TK. 1139 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Larry and Sergey don't really        know who you are, TK. 1140 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,253 Larry and Sergey don't really        know who you are, TK. 1141 00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:34,000 [scoffs] 1142 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:34,713 [scoffs] 1143 00:28:34,754 --> 00:28:36,000 I find that a little hard            to believe. 1144 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,965 I find that a little hard            to believe. 1145 00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:38,000 Sergey was trying to climb           into my girlfriend 1146 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:38,758 Sergey was trying to climb           into my girlfriend 1147 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,000 pretty good last night. 1148 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:40,969 pretty good last night. 1149 00:28:41,010 --> 00:28:42,000 Well, I think that was more          about her than you, 1150 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,012 Well, I think that was more          about her than you, 1151 00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:44,000 and proves my point,                 because let me tell you 1152 00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:45,223 and proves my point,                 because let me tell you 1153 00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,000 who he wouldn't try                  to take a woman from. 1154 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,892 who he wouldn't try                  to take a woman from. 1155 00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:48,000 Zuck or Bezos. 1156 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,894 Zuck or Bezos. 1157 00:28:51,896 --> 00:28:52,000 [Arianna]                              Smart you came looking for me. 1158 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 [Arianna]                              Smart you came looking for me. 1159 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:54,566 [Arianna]                              Smart you came looking for me. 1160 00:28:54,607 --> 00:28:56,000 That presentation was a direct      attack on you and your business. 1161 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,902 That presentation was a direct      attack on you and your business. 1162 00:28:57,944 --> 00:28:58,000 Right? But they won't cop to it. 1163 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,529 Right? But they won't cop to it. 1164 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:00,000 I just lost my cool                  with David Drummond. 1165 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,364 I just lost my cool                  with David Drummond. 1166 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:02,000 I couldn't let him stand there       and lie to my face. 1167 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,783 I couldn't let him stand there       and lie to my face. 1168 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:04,000 But, I mean, he's our highest        profile investor 1169 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:05,952 But, I mean, he's our highest        profile investor 1170 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:06,000 with a board seat. 1171 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,620 with a board seat. 1172 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:08,000 Here's what you do. 1173 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,080 Here's what you do. 1174 00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,000 Find a new investor                  with deep pockets, 1175 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,749 Find a new investor                  with deep pockets, 1176 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:12,000 someone you can put                  on the board and count on, 1177 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,126 someone you can put                  on the board and count on, 1178 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,000 to dilute Google's influence. 1179 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,211 to dilute Google's influence. 1180 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:16,000 I mean, I have VCs knocking          on my door every day. 1181 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,881 I mean, I have VCs knocking          on my door every day. 1182 00:29:17,922 --> 00:29:18,000 But if I'm gonna                     put someone on the board, 1183 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,799 But if I'm gonna                     put someone on the board, 1184 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:20,000 I need to trust the fuck             out of them. 1185 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,217 I need to trust the fuck             out of them. 1186 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:22,000 I don't trust anybody right now. 1187 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:22,802 I don't trust anybody right now. 1188 00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,000 Well, I would offer myself           for the position, 1189 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:24,554 Well, I would offer myself           for the position, 1190 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,889 but there's a conflict. 1191 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:26,000 HuffPo covers Uber                   too closely. 1192 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,000 HuffPo covers Uber                   too closely. 1193 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,308 HuffPo covers Uber                   too closely. 1194 00:29:28,349 --> 00:29:30,000 Second, you need your own            self-driving tech. 1195 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,394 Second, you need your own            self-driving tech. 1196 00:29:31,436 --> 00:29:32,000 Being the best doesn't matter.       Being first does. 1197 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Being the best doesn't matter.       Being first does. 1198 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,939 Being the best doesn't matter.       Being first does. 1199 00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,000 Whether you build it                 or buy it, 1200 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:36,900 Whether you build it                 or buy it, 1201 00:29:36,941 --> 00:29:38,000 you need to beat Google              to the product. 1202 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,569 you need to beat Google              to the product. 1203 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,000 Levandowski. 1204 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,245 Levandowski. 1205 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:52,000 Kalanick. 1206 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:52,957 Kalanick. 1207 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:56,000 Now that we dispensed with           fineries, talk, talking man. 1208 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Now that we dispensed with           fineries, talk, talking man. 1209 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:58,421 Now that we dispensed with           fineries, talk, talking man. 1210 00:29:58,463 --> 00:30:00,000 You're the one that should be        talking up on that stage. 1211 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,466 You're the one that should be        talking up on that stage. 1212 00:30:01,508 --> 00:30:02,000 Sergey was basking                   in the light of your work, 1213 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,927 Sergey was basking                   in the light of your work, 1214 00:30:03,968 --> 00:30:04,000 but he didn't make this car go,     you did. 1215 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 but he didn't make this car go,     you did. 1216 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:06,137 but he didn't make this car go,     you did. 1217 00:30:06,179 --> 00:30:08,000 And yet they didn't                  make you head 1218 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,265 And yet they didn't                  make you head 1219 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:10,000 of Google's self-driving unit.       It's weird, right? 1220 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:11,810 of Google's self-driving unit.       It's weird, right? 1221 00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:12,000 Oh, you can't sow dissent           where it's already growing wild. 1222 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,000 Oh, you can't sow dissent           where it's already growing wild. 1223 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:15,230 Oh, you can't sow dissent           where it's already growing wild. 1224 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:16,000 They won't let me do                 open road tests. 1225 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:16,940 They won't let me do                 open road tests. 1226 00:30:16,981 --> 00:30:18,000 Scared of the potential optics       of a crash. 1227 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,943 Scared of the potential optics       of a crash. 1228 00:30:19,984 --> 00:30:20,000 So they promoted a Larry Page        kiss-ass over me. 1229 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,000 So they promoted a Larry Page        kiss-ass over me. 1230 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,655 So they promoted a Larry Page        kiss-ass over me. 1231 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:24,000 You got to break                     some egg-shaped cars 1232 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000 You got to break                     some egg-shaped cars 1233 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:26,157 You got to break                     some egg-shaped cars 1234 00:30:26,199 --> 00:30:28,000 to make a fucking                    self-driving omelet, right? 1235 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:28,952 to make a fucking                    self-driving omelet, right? 1236 00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:30,000 Exactly. 1237 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,787 Exactly. 1238 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:32,000 But I'm the only one                 with the stones to say that. 1239 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:32,831 But I'm the only one                 with the stones to say that. 1240 00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:34,000 You're not the only one.             I've always been my own boss. 1241 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000 You're not the only one.             I've always been my own boss. 1242 00:30:36,042 --> 00:30:37,961 I hire geniuses. 1243 00:30:38,002 --> 00:30:40,000 I let them say and do                whatever the fuck they want. 1244 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:40,380 I let them say and do                whatever the fuck they want. 1245 00:30:40,421 --> 00:30:42,000 Geniuses like you. 1246 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:42,131 Geniuses like you. 1247 00:30:43,174 --> 00:30:44,000 Imagine that. 1248 00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:44,717 Imagine that. 1249 00:30:44,759 --> 00:30:46,000 Running your own team. 1250 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:46,469 Running your own team. 1251 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:48,000 Calling your own shots.              Isn't that what you want? 1252 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:48,346 Calling your own shots.              Isn't that what you want? 1253 00:30:48,388 --> 00:30:49,639 That's what I want. 1254 00:30:51,057 --> 00:30:52,000 Fuck these guys. 1255 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:52,892 Fuck these guys. 1256 00:30:52,934 --> 00:30:54,000 Let's beat them. 1257 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:54,352 Let's beat them. 1258 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:56,000 Oh, that's insane. 1259 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:57,438 Oh, that's insane. 1260 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,000 Oh, I know, I know,                  they're giants, right? 1261 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,232 Oh, I know, I know,                  they're giants, right? 1262 00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:00,000 They are monster                     fucking aliens. 1263 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:00,942 They are monster                     fucking aliens. 1264 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,000 And they think                      we're the goddamn Looney Tunes. 1265 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,610 And they think                      we're the goddamn Looney Tunes. 1266 00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:04,000 But guess what?                      I'm Michael Jordan. 1267 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,363 But guess what?                      I'm Michael Jordan. 1268 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:06,000 And so are you. 1269 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:06,698 And so are you. 1270 00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:10,000 -How could we both--?                -It's a cartoon. 1271 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,201 -How could we both--?                -It's a cartoon. 1272 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,000 We make the rules.                   That's what I'm saying. 1273 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,161 We make the rules.                   That's what I'm saying. 1274 00:31:12,203 --> 00:31:14,000 Yeah. Okay. 1275 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,455 Yeah. Okay. 1276 00:31:14,497 --> 00:31:16,000 Taking on Google                     with their resources? 1277 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:17,166 Taking on Google                     with their resources? 1278 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,000 It's too crazy. 1279 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,335 It's too crazy. 1280 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:20,000 Too much risk. 1281 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:20,545 Too much risk. 1282 00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,000 Fuck Larry Page. 1283 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,005 Fuck Larry Page. 1284 00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:24,000 Fuck Sergey Brin.                    Fuck Google, man. 1285 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:24,299 Fuck Sergey Brin.                    Fuck Google, man. 1286 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,000 Those guys?                         They're the establishment, man. 1287 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:26,050 Those guys?                         They're the establishment, man. 1288 00:31:26,092 --> 00:31:27,552 We're the renegades. 1289 00:31:27,594 --> 00:31:28,000 I take fear,                         I mix it up with some Iams. 1290 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,178 I take fear,                         I mix it up with some Iams. 1291 00:31:29,220 --> 00:31:30,000 I feed it to my dog                  for breakfast. 1292 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,681 I feed it to my dog                  for breakfast. 1293 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:32,000 Google's on your damn board,         man. 1294 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,891 Google's on your damn board,         man. 1295 00:31:32,932 --> 00:31:34,000 They're calling your shots 1296 00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:34,392 They're calling your shots 1297 00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:35,727 no matter how big of a game          you talk. 1298 00:31:35,768 --> 00:31:36,000 Wrong. Nobody controls me. 1299 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,520 Wrong. Nobody controls me. 1300 00:31:37,562 --> 00:31:38,000 Especially my own board. 1301 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,230 Especially my own board. 1302 00:31:39,272 --> 00:31:40,000 And I made it so by stealing         from Google's own playbook. 1303 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:42,000 And I made it so by stealing         from Google's own playbook. 1304 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,025 And I made it so by stealing         from Google's own playbook. 1305 00:31:42,066 --> 00:31:44,000 I gave Uber a dual-class             stock structure too. 1306 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:44,736 I gave Uber a dual-class             stock structure too. 1307 00:31:44,777 --> 00:31:46,000 And me and my boy Garrett, 1308 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:46,279 And me and my boy Garrett, 1309 00:31:46,321 --> 00:31:48,000 we are the only ones                 with super-voting shares. 1310 00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,531 we are the only ones                 with super-voting shares. 1311 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,000 I can block anything that any        board member tries to do. 1312 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,284 I can block anything that any        board member tries to do. 1313 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:52,000 And I can't be fired. 1314 00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,912 And I can't be fired. 1315 00:32:00,793 --> 00:32:01,961 You're a devious motherfucker. 1316 00:32:02,003 --> 00:32:04,000 [laughs]                             I'm a disruptor. 1317 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,422 [laughs]                             I'm a disruptor. 1318 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,000 Sometimes that means                 being a devious motherfucker. 1319 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:06,341 Sometimes that means                 being a devious motherfucker. 1320 00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:08,000 Sometimes it means                   being an obnoxious asshole. 1321 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,260 Sometimes it means                   being an obnoxious asshole. 1322 00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:12,000 When you're ready,                   come by my office, 1323 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,848 When you're ready,                   come by my office, 1324 00:32:13,890 --> 00:32:14,000 tap on the glass. 1325 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,850 tap on the glass. 1326 00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:32,000 "My girlfriend has no problem        finding other partners." 1327 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,000 "My girlfriend has no problem        finding other partners." 1328 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:34,619 "My girlfriend has no problem        finding other partners." 1329 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,000 It's not as easy for me,             since I'm always here. 1330 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,205 It's not as easy for me,             since I'm always here. 1331 00:32:37,246 --> 00:32:38,000 The whole                            "open relationship" thing 1332 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,666 The whole                            "open relationship" thing 1333 00:32:39,707 --> 00:32:40,000 is working out better for her. 1334 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,751 is working out better for her. 1335 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:42,000 I decided I got to look              around here for someone. 1336 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 I decided I got to look              around here for someone. 1337 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,338 I decided I got to look              around here for someone. 1338 00:32:45,380 --> 00:32:46,000 Then you walked in. 1339 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,798 Then you walked in. 1340 00:32:46,839 --> 00:32:48,000 [chuckles] 1341 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,091 [chuckles] 1342 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:49,550 L-O-L. 1343 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:53,888 Winky face. 1344 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:56,000 Mm, God. 1345 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,600 Mm, God. 1346 00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,000 That's pretty pathetic. 1347 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,686 That's pretty pathetic. 1348 00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:00,000 -It really is.                       -[laughs] 1349 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,000 -It really is.                       -[laughs] 1350 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:02,230 -It really is.                       -[laughs] 1351 00:33:02,271 --> 00:33:04,000 I feel kind of bad                   for the guy. 1352 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:04,524 I feel kind of bad                   for the guy. 1353 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,000 I don't. 1354 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:08,528 I don't. 1355 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:10,000 It's so easy to just not             say things like that 1356 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:10,363 It's so easy to just not             say things like that 1357 00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:12,000 -to your employees, you know.        -I know. 1358 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:12,156 -to your employees, you know.        -I know. 1359 00:33:12,198 --> 00:33:14,000 Just sounds like                     he's lonely, though. 1360 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,952 Just sounds like                     he's lonely, though. 1361 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:16,000 But that's not really an excuse. 1362 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:18,000 But that's not really an excuse. 1363 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,330 But that's not really an excuse. 1364 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,000 I mean, isn't there a protocol       for these kinds of situations? 1365 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 I mean, isn't there a protocol       for these kinds of situations? 1366 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,501 I mean, isn't there a protocol       for these kinds of situations? 1367 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:24,000 You could put in                     a complaint. 1368 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,169 You could put in                     a complaint. 1369 00:33:26,212 --> 00:33:28,000 Craig will be notified. 1370 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,006 Craig will be notified. 1371 00:33:28,047 --> 00:33:29,757 Technically                          it's anonymous, 1372 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:30,000 but he'll probably know              that it came from you. 1373 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,718 but he'll probably know              that it came from you. 1374 00:33:34,303 --> 00:33:35,930 That's my only option? 1375 00:33:35,972 --> 00:33:36,000 Leadership loves Craig. 1376 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,807 Leadership loves Craig. 1377 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:38,000 He's a high performer. 1378 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,183 He's a high performer. 1379 00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,000 This is a first-time offense         for him. 1380 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,519 This is a first-time offense         for him. 1381 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:42,000 I don't really see a need            to ruin his life 1382 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,000 I don't really see a need            to ruin his life 1383 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,023 I don't really see a need            to ruin his life 1384 00:33:45,064 --> 00:33:46,000 over something so small. 1385 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,066 over something so small. 1386 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,000 I don't feel comfortable             working under him. 1387 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,246 I don't feel comfortable             working under him. 1388 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,000 We could switch you                  to a different team. 1389 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,165 We could switch you                  to a different team. 1390 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,000 But this is the star team. 1391 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:04,876 But this is the star team. 1392 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,000 Because Craig is a star. 1393 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Because Craig is a star. 1394 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:08,421 Because Craig is a star. 1395 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:16,000 You see? 1396 00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,054 You see? 1397 00:34:16,095 --> 00:34:17,221 [sighs] 1398 00:34:41,454 --> 00:34:42,000 Motherfuck! The update's             still not out? 1399 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:43,414 Motherfuck! The update's             still not out? 1400 00:34:43,456 --> 00:34:44,000 The board thinks                     it's coming out today. 1401 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,208 The board thinks                     it's coming out today. 1402 00:34:45,249 --> 00:34:46,000 Gurley's gonna be                    sniffing around our shit 1403 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,834 Gurley's gonna be                    sniffing around our shit 1404 00:34:46,876 --> 00:34:48,000 like some fuckin' TSA                Belgian Malinois. 1405 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:49,045 like some fuckin' TSA                Belgian Malinois. 1406 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,000 What the hell's                      the holdup? 1407 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:50,254 What the hell's                      the holdup? 1408 00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:51,631 Eddy Cue is friendly,                right? 1409 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:52,000 Yeah, no, that guy                   fuckin' loves me, 1410 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,758 Yeah, no, that guy                   fuckin' loves me, 1411 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,000 which I do not feel                  from my own board. 1412 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,885 which I do not feel                  from my own board. 1413 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:56,000 I feel... judged. 1414 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,261 I feel... judged. 1415 00:34:57,303 --> 00:34:58,000 The board is fuckin' legit 1416 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:58,721 The board is fuckin' legit 1417 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:00,000 being judgy as hell                  right now. 1418 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,431 being judgy as hell                  right now. 1419 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:01,974 I want to add somebody else. 1420 00:35:02,016 --> 00:35:03,434 Board won't add                      unless that person 1421 00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:04,000 can bring some serious dough. 1422 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,936 can bring some serious dough. 1423 00:35:04,977 --> 00:35:06,000 No, I know. 1424 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:06,771 No, I know. 1425 00:35:06,813 --> 00:35:08,000 Anybody I add's gonna                buy the ride, don't worry. 1426 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:08,564 Anybody I add's gonna                buy the ride, don't worry. 1427 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,000 A huge fuck-you to Drummond. 1428 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:10,358 A huge fuck-you to Drummond. 1429 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,000 Exactly. Sequoia... 1430 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,402 Exactly. Sequoia... 1431 00:35:13,444 --> 00:35:14,000 I mean,                              they have the capital, 1432 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,321 I mean,                              they have the capital, 1433 00:35:15,363 --> 00:35:16,000 but fuck them, I'm not               giving them a second chance. 1434 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,323 but fuck them, I'm not               giving them a second chance. 1435 00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:18,000 Andreessen, they backed              the other guys. 1436 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,158 Andreessen, they backed              the other guys. 1437 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,000 Plus, him and Gurley, 1438 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:20,701 Plus, him and Gurley, 1439 00:35:20,743 --> 00:35:22,000 they're like Dom Toretto             and Owen Shaw, so... 1440 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,913 they're like Dom Toretto             and Owen Shaw, so... 1441 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:24,000 [chuckles] 1442 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,081 [chuckles] 1443 00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,000 Um... oh. 1444 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:26,958 Um... oh. 1445 00:35:26,999 --> 00:35:28,000 What about David Bonderman           at TPG? 1446 00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:30,000 What about David Bonderman           at TPG? 1447 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:30,628 What about David Bonderman           at TPG? 1448 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,000 TPG? 1449 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:32,463 TPG? 1450 00:35:32,505 --> 00:35:34,000 TPG is Google Ventures'              biggest competitor. 1451 00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:34,298 TPG is Google Ventures'              biggest competitor. 1452 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,967 Oh, is it really? 1453 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:38,000 Google will take it                  as a declaration of war. 1454 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:38,553 Google will take it                  as a declaration of war. 1455 00:35:38,594 --> 00:35:40,000 Sergey started the war.              I'm just gonna win it. 1456 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,000 Sergey started the war.              I'm just gonna win it. 1457 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,140 Sergey started the war.              I'm just gonna win it. 1458 00:35:42,181 --> 00:35:44,000 Okay, well, to that end, 1459 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:44,100 Okay, well, to that end, 1460 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,643 I can get you TPG, 1461 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:46,000 but not Bonderman. 1462 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:47,645 but not Bonderman. 1463 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:48,000 He'll put a junior on. Doesn't       take board seats anymore. 1464 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,981 He'll put a junior on. Doesn't       take board seats anymore. 1465 00:35:50,022 --> 00:35:51,315 No, it's gotta be him. 1466 00:35:51,357 --> 00:35:52,000 True independent. 1467 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:52,984 True independent. 1468 00:35:53,025 --> 00:35:54,000 I'm saying, I need somebody          that cannot be 1469 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:54,777 I'm saying, I need somebody          that cannot be 1470 00:35:54,819 --> 00:35:56,000 fucked with by my opponents. 1471 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:56,404 fucked with by my opponents. 1472 00:35:56,445 --> 00:35:58,000 Then we should go back               to let's find someone else. 1473 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:58,698 Then we should go back               to let's find someone else. 1474 00:35:58,739 --> 00:36:00,000 No. 1475 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,324 No. 1476 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:01,868 I'm gonna show you something. 1477 00:36:03,369 --> 00:36:04,000 See this? 1478 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,204 See this? 1479 00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,000 That's Levandowski. 1480 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,248 That's Levandowski. 1481 00:36:07,290 --> 00:36:08,000 I'm gonna poach him.                 He's warming to it. 1482 00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,417 I'm gonna poach him.                 He's warming to it. 1483 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:10,000 I'm gonna leave these fuckers        with nothing on their plates. 1484 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 I'm gonna leave these fuckers        with nothing on their plates. 1485 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,462 I'm gonna leave these fuckers        with nothing on their plates. 1486 00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:14,000 Strafing the enemy                   while they march, oblivious. 1487 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,000 Strafing the enemy                   while they march, oblivious. 1488 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,884 Strafing the enemy                   while they march, oblivious. 1489 00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:18,000 Genius strategy. 1490 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,635 Genius strategy. 1491 00:36:19,677 --> 00:36:20,000 Yeah, but, also,                     once we do that, 1492 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,095 Yeah, but, also,                     once we do that, 1493 00:36:21,137 --> 00:36:22,000 we have to take it                   the whole fuckin' way. 1494 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,055 we have to take it                   the whole fuckin' way. 1495 00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,000 Oh, yeah. Knife-gun-                 hospital-morgue. 1496 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,099 Oh, yeah. Knife-gun-                 hospital-morgue. 1497 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,000 You know, you take from me,          I take tenfold. 1498 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,000 You know, you take from me,          I take tenfold. 1499 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:28,394 You know, you take from me,          I take tenfold. 1500 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:30,000 They are bigger,                     stronger, richer. 1501 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,521 They are bigger,                     stronger, richer. 1502 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,000 We can't forget that. 1503 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:32,023 We can't forget that. 1504 00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,357 What did...did                       David's best friend 1505 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,000 say this shit to David 1506 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,483 say this shit to David 1507 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,693 when he was                          loading the rock 1508 00:36:35,735 --> 00:36:36,000 into the fuckin' sling? 1509 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,986 into the fuckin' sling? 1510 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,000 Oh, you want a sling? 1511 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:38,279 Oh, you want a sling? 1512 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:40,000 I get you a fuckin' sling            by 3:00. 1513 00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:40,698 I get you a fuckin' sling            by 3:00. 1514 00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:42,000 My job is to lay out                 the facts 1515 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,034 My job is to lay out                 the facts 1516 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:44,000 and have your back                   no matter what. 1517 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:44,535 and have your back                   no matter what. 1518 00:36:44,577 --> 00:36:46,000 You want to do this,                 we fuckin' do it. 1519 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,871 You want to do this,                 we fuckin' do it. 1520 00:36:46,913 --> 00:36:48,000 Yeah, I've been spoiling             to fight these pricks 1521 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:48,664 Yeah, I've been spoiling             to fight these pricks 1522 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,000 ever since they made us              come begging to 'em for money. 1523 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:50,666 ever since they made us              come begging to 'em for money. 1524 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,000 I'll get you that meeting            with Bonderman. 1525 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:52,460 I'll get you that meeting            with Bonderman. 1526 00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:54,000 Then, well,                          it'll be up to you. 1527 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:54,962 Then, well,                          it'll be up to you. 1528 00:36:55,004 --> 00:36:55,963 Let's fuckin' go. 1529 00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:57,131 Let's fuckin' go. 1530 00:37:03,137 --> 00:37:04,000 Hey, I didn't bring it up, 1531 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,014 Hey, I didn't bring it up, 1532 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,000 because I know you're dealing        with a lot right now... 1533 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,725 because I know you're dealing        with a lot right now... 1534 00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:10,000 but that interview... 1535 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,020 but that interview... 1536 00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,000 Uh, don't worry about that. 1537 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,272 Uh, don't worry about that. 1538 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,000 It's a public persona thing. 1539 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,566 It's a public persona thing. 1540 00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:16,000 You know,                            Dean Martin drank milk, 1541 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,735 You know,                            Dean Martin drank milk, 1542 00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:18,000 but he acted like a drunk. 1543 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,403 but he acted like a drunk. 1544 00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:20,000 [Gabi] I mean,                       I wish you didn't have to do 1545 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,405 [Gabi] I mean,                       I wish you didn't have to do 1546 00:37:21,447 --> 00:37:22,000 the posturing part. 1547 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:22,740 the posturing part. 1548 00:37:26,994 --> 00:37:28,000 But I get it. 1549 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,038 But I get it. 1550 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,000 And I know the real you. 1551 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,581 And I know the real you. 1552 00:37:32,667 --> 00:37:34,000 See, I wish I could have you         on my fucking board. 1553 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000 See, I wish I could have you         on my fucking board. 1554 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:36,212 See, I wish I could have you         on my fucking board. 1555 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,838 [chuckles] 1556 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,000 -Yeah?                               -Yeah. 1557 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,000 -Yeah?                               -Yeah. 1558 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:40,049 -Yeah?                               -Yeah. 1559 00:37:40,091 --> 00:37:42,000 Oh, my God. 1560 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,176 Oh, my God. 1561 00:37:42,218 --> 00:37:44,000 They'd be so distracted by you,     they wouldn't say shit to me. 1562 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,012 They'd be so distracted by you,     they wouldn't say shit to me. 1563 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,000 [laughs]                             Can you imagine that? 1564 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:46,931 [laughs]                             Can you imagine that? 1565 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:50,000 [Gurley]                               The best thing about Travis 1566 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:50,726 [Gurley]                               The best thing about Travis 1567 00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,000 is he'll run through walls           to win. 1568 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:52,770 is he'll run through walls           to win. 1569 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:54,000 The worst thing about him is,        he thinks everything's a wall. 1570 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,000 The worst thing about him is,        he thinks everything's a wall. 1571 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,440 The worst thing about him is,        he thinks everything's a wall. 1572 00:37:56,482 --> 00:37:58,000 Have you lost faith in him? 1573 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,442 Have you lost faith in him? 1574 00:37:58,484 --> 00:38:00,000 No. No. 1575 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,279 No. No. 1576 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:02,000 It's just that he's got              unfettered power, 1577 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,655 It's just that he's got              unfettered power, 1578 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,000 which we helped give him, 1579 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:04,156 which we helped give him, 1580 00:38:04,198 --> 00:38:05,908 and he's spinning                    off course a bit. 1581 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:06,000 We just need to be his bumpers. 1582 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 We just need to be his bumpers. 1583 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:08,619 We just need to be his bumpers. 1584 00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:10,000 Help keep this thing                from heading toward the gutter. 1585 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,621 Help keep this thing                from heading toward the gutter. 1586 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,000 We redirect him in a small way.     He sees that it's better. 1587 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,000 We redirect him in a small way.     He sees that it's better. 1588 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,293 We redirect him in a small way.     He sees that it's better. 1589 00:38:15,334 --> 00:38:16,000 Then we can work with him. 1590 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,627 Then we can work with him. 1591 00:38:16,669 --> 00:38:18,000 I get it,                            but Travis has more power 1592 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,170 I get it,                            but Travis has more power 1593 00:38:18,212 --> 00:38:20,000 than any of us                       because of his super shares. 1594 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:20,840 than any of us                       because of his super shares. 1595 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:22,000 Exactly. 1596 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,175 Exactly. 1597 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:24,000 Our hope is to team up. 1598 00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,969 Our hope is to team up. 1599 00:38:25,011 --> 00:38:26,000 We can't bully him. 1600 00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:26,887 We can't bully him. 1601 00:38:26,929 --> 00:38:28,000 But if we sit back right now,        we do nothing, might lose him. 1602 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 But if we sit back right now,        we do nothing, might lose him. 1603 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,808 But if we sit back right now,        we do nothing, might lose him. 1604 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,000 Might not be able                    to reach him again. 1605 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,144 Might not be able                    to reach him again. 1606 00:38:35,896 --> 00:38:36,000 Now is the moment                    for intervention. 1607 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Now is the moment                    for intervention. 1608 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:38,107 Now is the moment                    for intervention. 1609 00:38:40,526 --> 00:38:42,000 So on the tipping thing,             we need your vote. 1610 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000 So on the tipping thing,             we need your vote. 1611 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:44,071 So on the tipping thing,             we need your vote. 1612 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,000 Oh, I see that. 1613 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:46,073 Oh, I see that. 1614 00:38:46,115 --> 00:38:48,000 I see that you do. 1615 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:48,075 I see that you do. 1616 00:38:52,872 --> 00:38:54,000 Look, Travis threw a tantrum         in front of me at Code. 1617 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,833 Look, Travis threw a tantrum         in front of me at Code. 1618 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:56,000 At me, really. 1619 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,126 At me, really. 1620 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,000 I didn't like how he talked 1621 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,503 I didn't like how he talked 1622 00:38:59,545 --> 00:39:00,000 about my guys                        Larry and Sergey. 1623 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,839 about my guys                        Larry and Sergey. 1624 00:39:03,674 --> 00:39:04,000 That ego is getting in the way.     It needs to be checked. 1625 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,000 That ego is getting in the way.     It needs to be checked. 1626 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,344 That ego is getting in the way.     It needs to be checked. 1627 00:39:09,638 --> 00:39:10,000 I'm in. 1628 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:10,973 I'm in. 1629 00:39:17,313 --> 00:39:18,000 [elevator bell dings] 1630 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:18,856 [elevator bell dings] 1631 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:26,000 [Tarantino]                            David fucking Bonderman. 1632 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:26,739 [Tarantino]                            David fucking Bonderman. 1633 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:29,116 Bondo. 1634 00:39:29,158 --> 00:39:30,000 -[coins clinking]                    -[music playing] 1635 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:30,618 -[coins clinking]                    -[music playing] 1636 00:39:30,659 --> 00:39:32,000 Guy manages about a trillion 1637 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:32,912 Guy manages about a trillion 1638 00:39:32,953 --> 00:39:34,000 through the private                   equity shop, TPG. 1639 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,247 through the private                   equity shop, TPG. 1640 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,000 His investments sprinkle fairy       dust throughout the Valley. 1641 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:40,878 His investments sprinkle fairy       dust throughout the Valley. 1642 00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,000 Unparalleled brutality                in the boardroom. 1643 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,840 Unparalleled brutality                in the boardroom. 1644 00:39:46,926 --> 00:39:48,000 This guy is                           the motherfucking ringer. 1645 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000 This guy is                           the motherfucking ringer. 1646 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:50,096 This guy is                           the motherfucking ringer. 1647 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:52,000 Revenue. Growth projections.         Some security measures. 1648 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:52,848 Revenue. Growth projections.         Some security measures. 1649 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,000 Do you want to go through            any of that? 1650 00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:54,308 Do you want to go through            any of that? 1651 00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:56,000 I don't pick pepper                  out of fly shit. 1652 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:56,685 I don't pick pepper                  out of fly shit. 1653 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:58,000 I know the numbers. 1654 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:58,229 I know the numbers. 1655 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,000 You want my $90 million, 1656 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,147 You want my $90 million, 1657 00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:02,000 you should know a board seat         comes our way in exchange. 1658 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,526 you should know a board seat         comes our way in exchange. 1659 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:04,000 Not our way. Comes to you. 1660 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:05,820 Not our way. Comes to you. 1661 00:40:05,861 --> 00:40:06,000 Oh, I don't do that anymore. 1662 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,738 Oh, I don't do that anymore. 1663 00:40:07,780 --> 00:40:08,000 I have a suite full                 of vice presidents to pick from. 1664 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000 I have a suite full                 of vice presidents to pick from. 1665 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,409 I have a suite full                 of vice presidents to pick from. 1666 00:40:11,450 --> 00:40:12,000 One of them will take the seat       and get granular. 1667 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,828 One of them will take the seat       and get granular. 1668 00:40:13,869 --> 00:40:14,000 No deal. It's got to be you. 1669 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,663 No deal. It's got to be you. 1670 00:40:15,704 --> 00:40:16,000 Not sure you know                    what you're asking. 1671 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:18,000 Not sure you know                    what you're asking. 1672 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:18,332 Not sure you know                    what you're asking. 1673 00:40:18,374 --> 00:40:20,000 -[chuckles]                          -I have to put juniors 1674 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:20,918 -[chuckles]                          -I have to put juniors 1675 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,000 in these board seats because of     the scale of our operation. 1676 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,838 in these board seats because of     the scale of our operation. 1677 00:40:23,879 --> 00:40:24,000 Downside is, a younger man           might get swayed by a founder. 1678 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,000 Downside is, a younger man           might get swayed by a founder. 1679 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,550 Downside is, a younger man           might get swayed by a founder. 1680 00:40:27,591 --> 00:40:28,000 I won't. 1681 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,135 I won't. 1682 00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:30,000 No puppet strings attached. 1683 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000 No puppet strings attached. 1684 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:32,388 No puppet strings attached. 1685 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,000 I call my own shots and cast         my votes the way I see fit. 1686 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:36,000 I call my own shots and cast         my votes the way I see fit. 1687 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,934 I call my own shots and cast         my votes the way I see fit. 1688 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,000 That isn't exactly what some        past operators were looking for. 1689 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,000 That isn't exactly what some        past operators were looking for. 1690 00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:41,605 That isn't exactly what some        past operators were looking for. 1691 00:40:41,647 --> 00:40:42,000 And they learned the hard way. 1692 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,607 And they learned the hard way. 1693 00:40:43,649 --> 00:40:44,000 Well, that is what                   I'm looking for. 1694 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,276 Well, that is what                   I'm looking for. 1695 00:40:45,317 --> 00:40:46,000 So if it's not your ass              in the seat, 1696 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:47,278 So if it's not your ass              in the seat, 1697 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:48,000 $90 million or not, 1698 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,405 $90 million or not, 1699 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:50,000 no deal. 1700 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,657 no deal. 1701 00:40:53,826 --> 00:40:54,000 [intense music playing] 1702 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,953 [intense music playing] 1703 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,000 -[elevator dings]                    -David. 1704 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,926 -[elevator dings]                    -David. 1705 00:41:10,968 --> 00:41:12,000 See you soon. 1706 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:12,303 See you soon. 1707 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,000 Fuck yeah. 1708 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:18,684 Fuck yeah. 1709 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:22,000 -It's the entire list.               -Oh, my God. Yeah, okay. 1710 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,230 -It's the entire list.               -Oh, my God. Yeah, okay. 1711 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:24,000 -This is it.                         -Here he is. 1712 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,900 -This is it.                         -Here he is. 1713 00:41:25,941 --> 00:41:26,000 So Olivia Longociu                   just published 1714 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,485 So Olivia Longociu                   just published 1715 00:41:27,526 --> 00:41:28,000 our entire list                      of data access permissions. 1716 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000 our entire list                      of data access permissions. 1717 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,905 our entire list                      of data access permissions. 1718 00:41:30,946 --> 00:41:32,000 -You goin' to the sandwich shop?   -Yeah, let's do it. 1719 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 -You goin' to the sandwich shop?   -Yeah, let's do it. 1720 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:34,658 -You goin' to the sandwich shop?   -Yeah, let's do it. 1721 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,000 [indistinct small talk               and laughter] 1722 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,161 [indistinct small talk               and laughter] 1723 00:41:43,834 --> 00:41:44,000 So I know for sure                   that Maia's fucking someone. 1724 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 So I know for sure                   that Maia's fucking someone. 1725 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:46,962 So I know for sure                   that Maia's fucking someone. 1726 00:41:47,004 --> 00:41:48,000 That sucks. 1727 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,506 That sucks. 1728 00:41:48,547 --> 00:41:49,840 How'd you find out? 1729 00:41:49,882 --> 00:41:50,000 For real? 1730 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:50,925 For real? 1731 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,000 I looked at her GPS data             through Heaven. 1732 00:41:56,000 --> 00:41:57,556 I looked at her GPS data             through Heaven. 1733 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:58,000 She Ubered to a residential          address on Saturday night, 1734 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 She Ubered to a residential          address on Saturday night, 1735 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,227 She Ubered to a residential          address on Saturday night, 1736 00:42:01,268 --> 00:42:02,000 and didn't leave                     until Sunday morning. 1737 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,395 and didn't leave                     until Sunday morning. 1738 00:42:04,897 --> 00:42:06,000 [Pete]                               If you find a trail of gold, 1739 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:06,357 [Pete]                               If you find a trail of gold, 1740 00:42:06,398 --> 00:42:08,000 you can't be sad                     when it runs out. 1741 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:08,192 you can't be sad                     when it runs out. 1742 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,902 Just be glad you got some gold. 1743 00:42:15,491 --> 00:42:16,000 -All of them?                       -[Hazelbaker] Yes, all of them. 1744 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,000 -All of them?                       -[Hazelbaker] Yes, all of them. 1745 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:18,118 -All of them?                       -[Hazelbaker] Yes, all of them. 1746 00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:20,000 Everyone who reads it will know     that we access users' messages, 1747 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,163 Everyone who reads it will know     that we access users' messages, 1748 00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:22,000 cameras, contacts, GPS, 1749 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:22,456 cameras, contacts, GPS, 1750 00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:23,999 even after the app's                 been closed. 1751 00:42:24,041 --> 00:42:26,000 The comments on this article         are animated. 1752 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:26,877 The comments on this article         are animated. 1753 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:28,000 Animated? I mean,                    they're inflamed. 1754 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,171 Animated? I mean,                    they're inflamed. 1755 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:30,000 Okay, okay, we're gonna             handle this directly, all right? 1756 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 Okay, okay, we're gonna             handle this directly, all right? 1757 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:32,341 Okay, okay, we're gonna             handle this directly, all right? 1758 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:34,000 We're gonna put out a release,       talk about the context 1759 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:34,385 We're gonna put out a release,       talk about the context 1760 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:36,000 of all of our data access            permissions. 1761 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:36,345 of all of our data access            permissions. 1762 00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,000 -Apple just rejected the update.   -Shit. Did Cue see the article? 1763 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000 -Apple just rejected the update.   -Shit. Did Cue see the article? 1764 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:40,224 -Apple just rejected the update.   -Shit. Did Cue see the article? 1765 00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:41,767 [cell phone vibrates] 1766 00:42:46,105 --> 00:42:48,000 Eddy, what's up, man? 1767 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,232 Eddy, what's up, man? 1768 00:42:48,274 --> 00:42:50,000 Travis, your build breaks            dozens of App Store rules. 1769 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:51,026 Travis, your build breaks            dozens of App Store rules. 1770 00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:52,000 It's an abomination. 1771 00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,570 It's an abomination. 1772 00:42:52,611 --> 00:42:54,000 Okay, look, I'm sure we can          figure this out. 1773 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,905 Okay, look, I'm sure we can          figure this out. 1774 00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:56,000 User privacy is the goddamned        first tenet of Apple. 1775 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,533 User privacy is the goddamned        first tenet of Apple. 1776 00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:58,000 You're following                     your customers home. 1777 00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:59,577 You're following                     your customers home. 1778 00:42:59,618 --> 00:43:00,000 We have very legitimate reasons     for why we access the data. 1779 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 We have very legitimate reasons     for why we access the data. 1780 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,830 We have very legitimate reasons     for why we access the data. 1781 00:43:02,871 --> 00:43:04,000 Change it, all of it, 1782 00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:04,582 Change it, all of it, 1783 00:43:04,623 --> 00:43:06,000 if you want to stay                  in the App Store. 1784 00:43:06,041 --> 00:43:07,585 Otherwise, we will erase Uber. 1785 00:43:09,878 --> 00:43:10,000 [phone clatters] 1786 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:11,171 [phone clatters] 1787 00:43:11,213 --> 00:43:12,000 You got it, Eddy.                    I'll fix it. 1788 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,924 You got it, Eddy.                    I'll fix it. 1789 00:43:18,095 --> 00:43:20,000 I've never heard of Eddy Cue         calling a CEO directly. 1790 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:20,264 I've never heard of Eddy Cue         calling a CEO directly. 1791 00:43:20,306 --> 00:43:22,000 Yeah. Fuck, that's scary. 1792 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:22,766 Yeah. Fuck, that's scary. 1793 00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:24,000 Our entire business depends          on staying in the App Store. 1794 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 Our entire business depends          on staying in the App Store. 1795 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,187 Our entire business depends          on staying in the App Store. 1796 00:43:27,229 --> 00:43:28,000 This is bad, Travis. I mean,        this really is apocalyptic bad. 1797 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 This is bad, Travis. I mean,        this really is apocalyptic bad. 1798 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,357 This is bad, Travis. I mean,        this really is apocalyptic bad. 1799 00:43:30,399 --> 00:43:32,000 Am I surrounded by a bunch           of doomsday preppers now? 1800 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:32,359 Am I surrounded by a bunch           of doomsday preppers now? 1801 00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,000 -Is that what's happening?           -Wait, wait, wait. 1802 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:34,111 -Is that what's happening?           -Wait, wait, wait. 1803 00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:36,000 If Apple wanted to execute us, 1804 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:36,113 If Apple wanted to execute us, 1805 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,000 Tim Cook would have                  called himself. 1806 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,116 Tim Cook would have                  called himself. 1807 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:40,000 We're one of the biggest apps        of all time. 1808 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,452 We're one of the biggest apps        of all time. 1809 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:42,000 That is true. 1810 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000 That is true. 1811 00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:44,079 That is true. 1812 00:43:44,121 --> 00:43:46,000 And they know we know that. 1813 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:46,081 And they know we know that. 1814 00:43:46,123 --> 00:43:47,791 It's a bluff. 1815 00:43:47,833 --> 00:43:48,000 [sighs] 1816 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,001 [sighs] 1817 00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:50,000 They're bluffing. 1818 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:50,294 They're bluffing. 1819 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,000 [laughs] 1820 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:52,296 [laughs] 1821 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,000 Okay, but just because you know     someone's bluffing, 1822 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:56,467 Okay, but just because you know     someone's bluffing, 1823 00:43:56,508 --> 00:43:58,000 that doesn't mean it's your          moment to make a stand. 1824 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,595 that doesn't mean it's your          moment to make a stand. 1825 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:06,000 Change the app.                      We're gonna play by the rules. 1826 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:06,352 Change the app.                      We're gonna play by the rules. 1827 00:44:06,393 --> 00:44:08,000 Do it now, fast.                     Thank you, everybody. 1828 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:08,103 Do it now, fast.                     Thank you, everybody. 1829 00:44:13,525 --> 00:44:14,000 Good read. 1830 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,277 Good read. 1831 00:44:15,319 --> 00:44:16,000 Where'd you get that, uh,            that bit about bluffing? 1832 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000 Where'd you get that, uh,            that bit about bluffing? 1833 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:18,364 Where'd you get that, uh,            that bit about bluffing? 1834 00:44:18,405 --> 00:44:19,615 Bill Gurley. 1835 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:20,000 [both laugh] 1836 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:20,991 [both laugh] 1837 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:22,000 Smart guy, right? 1838 00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,576 Smart guy, right? 1839 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:30,000 Bill motherfucking Gurley. 1840 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,000 Bill motherfucking Gurley. 1841 00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:32,002 Bill motherfucking Gurley. 1842 00:44:32,044 --> 00:44:33,420 [knocks desk] 1843 00:44:35,381 --> 00:44:36,000 Will you get me                      a six-pack of Pacifico? 1844 00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,007 Will you get me                      a six-pack of Pacifico? 1845 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:52,000 What's up? 1846 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,857 What's up? 1847 00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:54,000 -Olivia Lungociu.                    -Journalist at Madding Crowd 1848 00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,000 -Olivia Lungociu.                    -Journalist at Madding Crowd 1849 00:44:56,000 --> 00:44:56,360 -Olivia Lungociu.                    -Journalist at Madding Crowd 1850 00:44:56,402 --> 00:44:57,569 just fucked us hard                  in her column. 1851 00:44:57,611 --> 00:44:58,000 Open her up                          quick and quiet. 1852 00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,697 Open her up                          quick and quiet. 1853 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:00,000 She needs to be                      fucking neutralized. 1854 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,000 She needs to be                      fucking neutralized. 1855 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:02,199 She needs to be                      fucking neutralized. 1856 00:45:02,241 --> 00:45:04,000 I'll see what I can find. 1857 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,159 I'll see what I can find. 1858 00:45:04,201 --> 00:45:06,000 The more personal,                   the better. 1859 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:06,161 The more personal,                   the better. 1860 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:12,000 [man] Hey. 1861 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,752 [man] Hey. 1862 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:14,000 Uh... 1863 00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:15,003 Uh... 1864 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:18,000 Travis said that you were upset     the other night in L.A. 1865 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000 Travis said that you were upset     the other night in L.A. 1866 00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:21,552 Travis said that you were upset     the other night in L.A. 1867 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,000 Yeah, uh... 1868 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,806 Yeah, uh... 1869 00:45:25,848 --> 00:45:26,000 I'm sorry.                           Like, I was drunk. 1870 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,000 I'm sorry.                           Like, I was drunk. 1871 00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,226 I'm sorry.                           Like, I was drunk. 1872 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:30,000 So... 1873 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,394 So... 1874 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:33,605 Um... 1875 00:45:35,899 --> 00:45:36,000 but you went                         to our fucking boss? 1876 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000 but you went                         to our fucking boss? 1877 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,694 but you went                         to our fucking boss? 1878 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,000 Like, I thought                      you had balls. 1879 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:40,237 Like, I thought                      you had balls. 1880 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,000 [chuckles]                           I'm sorry, "balls"? 1881 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:42,406 [chuckles]                           I'm sorry, "balls"? 1882 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:44,000 You're employee                      number four. 1883 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:44,783 You're employee                      number four. 1884 00:45:46,785 --> 00:45:48,000 Plus, I thought you were... 1885 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,996 Plus, I thought you were... 1886 00:45:49,037 --> 00:45:50,000 down. 1887 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:51,373 down. 1888 00:45:51,415 --> 00:45:52,000 For fuck's sake. 1889 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:52,750 For fuck's sake. 1890 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,000 [scoffs] 1891 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,131 [scoffs] 1892 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:10,000 -[knocks]                            -Hey, TK. 1893 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:10,184 -[knocks]                            -Hey, TK. 1894 00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:12,000 -Yeah?                               -That thing we, uh, 1895 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:12,811 -Yeah?                               -That thing we, uh, 1896 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:14,000 talked about,                        the, uh, Gil situation. 1897 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,147 talked about,                        the, uh, Gil situation. 1898 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,000 Yeah. 1899 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:16,565 Yeah. 1900 00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:18,000 You handled it, right? 1901 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,525 You handled it, right? 1902 00:46:18,567 --> 00:46:20,000 Absolutely. Yeah, I told him         to knock it off. 1903 00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:20,652 Absolutely. Yeah, I told him         to knock it off. 1904 00:46:20,694 --> 00:46:22,000 And if he didn't, then I would       punch his ticket out of here 1905 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,864 And if he didn't, then I would       punch his ticket out of here 1906 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:24,000 and out of the whole                 legal profession. 1907 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:26,000 and out of the whole                 legal profession. 1908 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:26,617 and out of the whole                 legal profession. 1909 00:46:27,951 --> 00:46:28,000 That's it? 1910 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:29,745 That's it? 1911 00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:34,000 What else? 1912 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:34,082 What else? 1913 00:46:34,124 --> 00:46:36,000 He's not gonna do it again. 1914 00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:36,084 He's not gonna do it again. 1915 00:46:36,126 --> 00:46:37,377 If he does,                          you just let me know. 1916 00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:38,000 Maybe that doesn't mean so much 1917 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,588 Maybe that doesn't mean so much 1918 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:40,000 coming from the Boober guy. 1919 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:41,715 coming from the Boober guy. 1920 00:46:41,757 --> 00:46:42,000 [chuckles] 1921 00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:43,050 [chuckles] 1922 00:46:44,259 --> 00:46:45,761 It's a persona. 1923 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:46,000 Why doesn't anybody                  understand this? 1924 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,387 Why doesn't anybody                  understand this? 1925 00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,000 Dean Martin drank milk. 1926 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,640 Dean Martin drank milk. 1927 00:46:49,681 --> 00:46:50,000 What? No, that was counter-spin.   He had fucking liver failure. 1928 00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,000 What? No, that was counter-spin.   He had fucking liver failure. 1929 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,726 What? No, that was counter-spin.   He had fucking liver failure. 1930 00:46:52,768 --> 00:46:54,000 Okay, look, I already have           a girlfriend and a mom 1931 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,000 Okay, look, I already have           a girlfriend and a mom 1932 00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:56,313 Okay, look, I already have           a girlfriend and a mom 1933 00:46:56,355 --> 00:46:58,000 and two publicists                   up my ass about this. 1934 00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:58,065 and two publicists                   up my ass about this. 1935 00:46:58,106 --> 00:47:00,000 Can you not also try                 to climb in right now? 1936 00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,485 Can you not also try                 to climb in right now? 1937 00:47:03,445 --> 00:47:04,000 It's just kind of hard               to do my job 1938 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,739 It's just kind of hard               to do my job 1939 00:47:05,781 --> 00:47:06,000 when I'm surrounded by creeps. 1940 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,000 when I'm surrounded by creeps. 1941 00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:08,116 when I'm surrounded by creeps. 1942 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,952 Look, you hire the asshole           every time, 1943 00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:10,000 and then you let them do and say   whatever the fuck they want, 1944 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:12,000 and then you let them do and say   whatever the fuck they want, 1945 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:14,000 and then you let them do and say   whatever the fuck they want, 1946 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:14,039 and then you let them do and say   whatever the fuck they want, 1947 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:15,874 and you're not the one               who has to pay the price. 1948 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:16,000 -I am.                               -What would you like me to do? 1949 00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:17,709 -I am.                               -What would you like me to do? 1950 00:47:17,751 --> 00:47:18,000 Fire him? 1951 00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:20,000 Fire him? 1952 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:20,295 Fire him? 1953 00:47:20,337 --> 00:47:22,000 Look, if I fired                     every asshole in here, 1954 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:22,172 Look, if I fired                     every asshole in here, 1955 00:47:22,214 --> 00:47:24,000 there'd be no one left. 1956 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,383 there'd be no one left. 1957 00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:28,000 How about this? 1958 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:28,220 How about this? 1959 00:47:28,262 --> 00:47:30,000 How about we focus on what these   assholes are helping us build, 1960 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,000 How about we focus on what these   assholes are helping us build, 1961 00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:32,307 How about we focus on what these   assholes are helping us build, 1962 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:34,000 and why it takes assholes            to get it done. 1963 00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,018 and why it takes assholes            to get it done. 1964 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,000 The point-five percent               that you own, 1965 00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:38,939 The point-five percent               that you own, 1966 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,000 that's gonna be worth                tens of millions of dollars. 1967 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 that's gonna be worth                tens of millions of dollars. 1968 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:42,067 that's gonna be worth                tens of millions of dollars. 1969 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:48,000 [sighs] 1970 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:48,532 [sighs] 1971 00:47:50,075 --> 00:47:51,410 Yeah. 1972 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,000 [Gurley]                             How did your meeting go? 1973 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:05,132 [Gurley]                             How did your meeting go? 1974 00:48:05,173 --> 00:48:06,000 [chuckles] 1975 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,134 [chuckles] 1976 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,000 You got private eyes                 following me? 1977 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:10,095 You got private eyes                 following me? 1978 00:48:10,137 --> 00:48:11,722 Oh, you know this town. 1979 00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:12,000 Nothing stays a secret               for too long. 1980 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,682 Nothing stays a secret               for too long. 1981 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:14,000 Or in this company,                  it seems. 1982 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,559 Or in this company,                  it seems. 1983 00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:18,000 Anyway, uh,                          it was a bit unexpected. 1984 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 Anyway, uh,                          it was a bit unexpected. 1985 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:22,000 Anyway, uh,                          it was a bit unexpected. 1986 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,858 Anyway, uh,                          it was a bit unexpected. 1987 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:24,000 He was insistent that I'd be         joining you fellas personally. 1988 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000 He was insistent that I'd be         joining you fellas personally. 1989 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:26,194 He was insistent that I'd be         joining you fellas personally. 1990 00:48:26,236 --> 00:48:27,779 That was a term. 1991 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:28,000 Well, that would be ideal. 1992 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,448 Well, that would be ideal. 1993 00:48:29,489 --> 00:48:30,000 The board could use                  a little less spinnaker, 1994 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,116 The board could use                  a little less spinnaker, 1995 00:48:31,158 --> 00:48:32,000 a little more rudder. 1996 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:32,409 a little more rudder. 1997 00:48:32,451 --> 00:48:34,000 [chuckles] 1998 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:34,077 [chuckles] 1999 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:35,454 What'd you tell him? 2000 00:48:35,495 --> 00:48:36,000 Same thing I'll be telling you. 2001 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,331 Same thing I'll be telling you. 2002 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,000 I'm no bandleader. 2003 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,582 I'm no bandleader. 2004 00:48:38,624 --> 00:48:40,000 No. 2005 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,167 No. 2006 00:48:40,208 --> 00:48:42,000 And that's what                      we're counting on. 2007 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:42,210 And that's what                      we're counting on. 2008 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:44,000 You've always responded to good     sense with good sense, David. 2009 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:44,421 You've always responded to good     sense with good sense, David. 2010 00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:46,000 [Drummond] And we would be           expecting that to continue. 2011 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,007 [Drummond] And we would be           expecting that to continue. 2012 00:48:47,049 --> 00:48:48,000 You'd be joining                     at a crucial point. 2013 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,176 You'd be joining                     at a crucial point. 2014 00:48:49,217 --> 00:48:50,000 We need to keep this unicorn        from running right off a cliff. 2015 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:52,000 We need to keep this unicorn        from running right off a cliff. 2016 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:52,429 We need to keep this unicorn        from running right off a cliff. 2017 00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:56,000 I'm throwing 89 mil                  into this thing, 2018 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:58,000 I'm throwing 89 mil                  into this thing, 2019 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,060 I'm throwing 89 mil                  into this thing, 2020 00:48:58,101 --> 00:49:00,000 and you're telling me                that's a possibility? 2021 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:00,020 and you're telling me                that's a possibility? 2022 00:49:00,062 --> 00:49:01,939 [Gurley] No, no, look,               it's just a question 2023 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:02,000 of slowing the kid's roll            a little bit, 2024 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,398 of slowing the kid's roll            a little bit, 2025 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:04,000 helping him grow                     into the leader he almost is. 2026 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,000 helping him grow                     into the leader he almost is. 2027 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,485 helping him grow                     into the leader he almost is. 2028 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:07,903 Kid's cocky. 2029 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:08,000 He's, uh, flashy. 2030 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,000 He's, uh, flashy. 2031 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:10,447 He's, uh, flashy. 2032 00:49:10,489 --> 00:49:12,000 He's brash. 2033 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:12,574 He's brash. 2034 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:14,000 I think most of the greats           have those characteristics. 2035 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,202 I think most of the greats           have those characteristics. 2036 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:16,000 Or did, at one point. 2037 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:16,453 Or did, at one point. 2038 00:49:16,495 --> 00:49:18,000 Agreed. 2039 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:18,080 Agreed. 2040 00:49:18,121 --> 00:49:20,000 Travis has all the qualities 2041 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:20,082 Travis has all the qualities 2042 00:49:20,123 --> 00:49:22,000 of an exceptional                    founder-slash-CEO. 2043 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,584 of an exceptional                    founder-slash-CEO. 2044 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:24,000 But he thinks he's still             killing giants. 2045 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:24,670 But he thinks he's still             killing giants. 2046 00:49:24,711 --> 00:49:26,000 [Gurley]                             That's a good way to put it. 2047 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:26,296 [Gurley]                             That's a good way to put it. 2048 00:49:26,338 --> 00:49:28,000 Hell, you know                       how this goes, David. 2049 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,091 Hell, you know                       how this goes, David. 2050 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:30,000 Just trying to rein the kid in,     that's all. 2051 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Just trying to rein the kid in,     that's all. 2052 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:32,469 Just trying to rein the kid in,     that's all. 2053 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:40,000 Shit. 2054 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,311 Shit. 2055 00:49:44,523 --> 00:49:45,732 All right. 2056 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:46,000 [clears throat] 2057 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:47,150 [clears throat] 2058 00:49:47,192 --> 00:49:48,000 I trust your take.                   How do we play it? 2059 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,277 I trust your take.                   How do we play it? 2060 00:49:49,319 --> 00:49:50,000 We'll persuade Travis to add        another board seat to your deal 2061 00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:52,000 We'll persuade Travis to add        another board seat to your deal 2062 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:53,031 We'll persuade Travis to add        another board seat to your deal 2063 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:54,000 and appoint someone you trust. 2064 00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,784 and appoint someone you trust. 2065 00:49:55,826 --> 00:49:56,000 That'll get us                       most of the way to control. 2066 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,000 That'll get us                       most of the way to control. 2067 00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,078 That'll get us                       most of the way to control. 2068 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:00,000 [music playing] 2069 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,415 [music playing] 2070 00:50:06,044 --> 00:50:07,212 How's it going? 2071 00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:24,000 You know what? 2072 00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:24,187 You know what? 2073 00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:25,856 Why don't you guys                   enjoy these? 2074 00:50:25,897 --> 00:50:26,000 I have no use for them anymore. 2075 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,566 I have no use for them anymore. 2076 00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:32,000 [elevator dings] 2077 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,071 [elevator dings] 2078 00:50:33,113 --> 00:50:34,000 Let me get back to you, Rich. 2079 00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:34,656 Let me get back to you, Rich. 2080 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,000 I know you're not happy with me 2081 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:36,825 I know you're not happy with me 2082 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:38,000 and how I'm running                  my company. 2083 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:39,661 and how I'm running                  my company. 2084 00:50:39,703 --> 00:50:40,000 Well, it's nothing                   that we can't talk out. 2085 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,371 Well, it's nothing                   that we can't talk out. 2086 00:50:41,413 --> 00:50:42,000 Yeah, that's what I thought          at first. 2087 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:43,040 Yeah, that's what I thought          at first. 2088 00:50:43,081 --> 00:50:44,000 And I came here                      to make peace. 2089 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:44,499 And I came here                      to make peace. 2090 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,000 But you know what?                   I have an offer instead. 2091 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:46,376 But you know what?                   I have an offer instead. 2092 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,000 I'll buy back                        all of your shares, 2093 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:48,211 I'll buy back                        all of your shares, 2094 00:50:48,253 --> 00:50:50,000 market value, $300 million, 2095 00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:50,338 market value, $300 million, 2096 00:50:50,380 --> 00:50:52,000 and you can walk away. 2097 00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:52,299 and you can walk away. 2098 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:55,969 That's not what I do. 2099 00:50:57,763 --> 00:50:58,000 I build great companies.            Companies that change the world. 2100 00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:00,000 I build great companies.            Companies that change the world. 2101 00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:00,932 I build great companies.            Companies that change the world. 2102 00:51:00,974 --> 00:51:02,000 I don't take the money and run,     Travis. 2103 00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,310 I don't take the money and run,     Travis. 2104 00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:04,000 I'm the guy that stays. 2105 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:05,729 I'm the guy that stays. 2106 00:51:07,898 --> 00:51:08,000 So it's come to this? 2107 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,399 So it's come to this? 2108 00:51:09,441 --> 00:51:10,000 For Christ's sake,                   it doesn't have to. 2109 00:51:10,000 --> 00:51:12,000 For Christ's sake,                   it doesn't have to. 2110 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,527 For Christ's sake,                   it doesn't have to. 2111 00:51:12,569 --> 00:51:14,000 Listen, your drivers                 are miserable. 2112 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:15,739 Listen, your drivers                 are miserable. 2113 00:51:15,781 --> 00:51:16,000 And if you won't listen to me,       why don't you listen to them? 2114 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:18,000 And if you won't listen to me,       why don't you listen to them? 2115 00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:18,408 And if you won't listen to me,       why don't you listen to them? 2116 00:51:18,450 --> 00:51:20,000 And if this trajectory               continues, 2117 00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:20,577 And if this trajectory               continues, 2118 00:51:20,619 --> 00:51:22,000 people will stop                     getting into Ubers. 2119 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:22,412 people will stop                     getting into Ubers. 2120 00:51:22,454 --> 00:51:24,000 Aw, just like they're gonna stop   shopping at Walmart 2121 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:25,665 Aw, just like they're gonna stop   shopping at Walmart 2122 00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:26,000 and stop eating at McDonald's? 2123 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,751 and stop eating at McDonald's? 2124 00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:28,000 Everyone knows                       those are shitheel companies. 2125 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,419 Everyone knows                       those are shitheel companies. 2126 00:51:29,461 --> 00:51:30,000 No one gives a solitary fuck, 2127 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:31,254 No one gives a solitary fuck, 2128 00:51:31,296 --> 00:51:32,000 because the merch is dirt cheap,   and the fries taste delicious. 2129 00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:33,548 because the merch is dirt cheap,   and the fries taste delicious. 2130 00:51:33,590 --> 00:51:34,000 We consume what we want, 2131 00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:35,759 We consume what we want, 2132 00:51:35,801 --> 00:51:36,000 and our brains figure out a way     to justify it later. 2133 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 and our brains figure out a way     to justify it later. 2134 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:38,762 and our brains figure out a way     to justify it later. 2135 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:40,000 And that's why the end               of a drunk night out, 2136 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:40,806 And that's why the end               of a drunk night out, 2137 00:51:40,847 --> 00:51:42,000 or when you're running late          for work, 2138 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:42,557 or when you're running late          for work, 2139 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:44,000 or just because                      it's fucking raining, 2140 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:44,101 or just because                      it's fucking raining, 2141 00:51:44,142 --> 00:51:45,936 people are gonna keep                pulling out their phones 2142 00:51:45,977 --> 00:51:46,000 and ordering an Uber without         giving it a second thought. 2143 00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,000 and ordering an Uber without         giving it a second thought. 2144 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:48,772 and ordering an Uber without         giving it a second thought. 2145 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,000 Relying on people's worst, 2146 00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:55,570 Relying on people's worst, 2147 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:56,000 most base instincts 2148 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,405 most base instincts 2149 00:51:57,447 --> 00:51:58,000 is not a way                         to change the world. 2150 00:51:58,000 --> 00:51:59,991 is not a way                         to change the world. 2151 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,000 And the board                        agrees with me on that. 2152 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:02,452 And the board                        agrees with me on that. 2153 00:52:02,494 --> 00:52:04,000 The majority, anyway. 2154 00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:04,496 The majority, anyway. 2155 00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:06,000 Which is enough for me to get        that vote tomorrow night... 2156 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,791 Which is enough for me to get        that vote tomorrow night... 2157 00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:10,000 and every vote after that. 2158 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:10,919 and every vote after that. 2159 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,000 I wouldn't rely on that. 2160 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,171 I wouldn't rely on that. 2161 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:16,000 By the way, we both know why you   don't want to walk away for 300, 2162 00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:17,801 By the way, we both know why you   don't want to walk away for 300, 2163 00:52:17,843 --> 00:52:18,000 and it's not                         high-fucking-minded either. 2164 00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:19,427 and it's not                         high-fucking-minded either. 2165 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:20,000 It's because you know                that if you stay, 2166 00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:21,138 It's because you know                that if you stay, 2167 00:52:21,179 --> 00:52:22,000 your piece is gonna be worth         billions. 2168 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,557 your piece is gonna be worth         billions. 2169 00:52:40,657 --> 00:52:42,000 [doorbell rings] 2170 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:42,325 [doorbell rings] 2171 00:52:48,373 --> 00:52:49,875 Travis. 2172 00:52:49,916 --> 00:52:50,000 They can't fire me, 2173 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,543 They can't fire me, 2174 00:52:51,585 --> 00:52:52,000 but they can sure as hell            fuck with me. 2175 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,211 but they can sure as hell            fuck with me. 2176 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:54,000 I need your advice. 2177 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,963 I need your advice. 2178 00:52:56,214 --> 00:52:57,507 No. 2179 00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:58,000 You can't hear my advice             like this. 2180 00:52:58,000 --> 00:52:59,217 You can't hear my advice             like this. 2181 00:52:59,259 --> 00:53:00,000 We need to get you centered. 2182 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:01,344 We need to get you centered. 2183 00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:02,000 Come. 2184 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:02,596 Come. 2185 00:53:11,688 --> 00:53:12,000 [chuckling] 2186 00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:13,648 [chuckling] 2187 00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:14,000 I'm not supposed                     to do this, 2188 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:15,692 I'm not supposed                     to do this, 2189 00:53:15,734 --> 00:53:16,000 but I'm going to give you            a mantra. 2190 00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,000 but I'm going to give you            a mantra. 2191 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:18,028 but I'm going to give you            a mantra. 2192 00:53:22,532 --> 00:53:24,000 [whispers indistinctly] 2193 00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:24,409 [whispers indistinctly] 2194 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:36,000 [sighs] 2195 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:36,546 [sighs] 2196 00:53:39,341 --> 00:53:40,000 Close your eyes. 2197 00:53:40,000 --> 00:53:41,134 Close your eyes. 2198 00:53:49,059 --> 00:53:50,000 Let mantra roll around               in your brain. 2199 00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:52,000 Let mantra roll around               in your brain. 2200 00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:52,395 Let mantra roll around               in your brain. 2201 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,000 Let yourself go deeper. 2202 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:03,448 Let yourself go deeper. 2203 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:16,000 -[Travis] Thank you.                 -[Arianna] Now, you're ready. 2204 00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:17,045 -[Travis] Thank you.                 -[Arianna] Now, you're ready. 2205 00:54:19,381 --> 00:54:20,000 Let's talk. 2206 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:21,049 Let's talk. 2207 00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:26,000 Mm, see, there's a thing-- 2208 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:26,930 Mm, see, there's a thing-- 2209 00:54:26,972 --> 00:54:28,000 Uh, darling, please sit. 2210 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,933 Uh, darling, please sit. 2211 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:30,000 I can't have you choking. 2212 00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:32,000 I can't have you choking. 2213 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:32,435 I can't have you choking. 2214 00:54:32,477 --> 00:54:33,603 Sorry. 2215 00:54:35,647 --> 00:54:36,000 -Napkin.                             -[clears throat] 2216 00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:38,000 -Napkin.                             -[clears throat] 2217 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:38,275 -Napkin.                             -[clears throat] 2218 00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:40,000 This is what I need                  on my board. 2219 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:40,110 This is what I need                  on my board. 2220 00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:41,903 I need someone who knows             when I'm hungry 2221 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:42,000 and when I need to breathe,          like you. 2222 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:43,863 and when I need to breathe,          like you. 2223 00:54:43,905 --> 00:54:44,000 You know what I mean?                Everyone else, they're just-- 2224 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,782 You know what I mean?                Everyone else, they're just-- 2225 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:46,000 they're out for themselves. 2226 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,617 they're out for themselves. 2227 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:48,000 You added someone to the board,     and he's gone rogue? 2228 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,744 You added someone to the board,     and he's gone rogue? 2229 00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:50,000 Yes. Exactly.                        David Bonderman. 2230 00:54:50,000 --> 00:54:51,413 Yes. Exactly.                        David Bonderman. 2231 00:54:51,454 --> 00:54:52,000 Ah, big player. 2232 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:53,415 Ah, big player. 2233 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,000 strong ally. 2234 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:54,958 strong ally. 2235 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,000 Difficult opponent. 2236 00:54:56,000 --> 00:54:56,918 Difficult opponent. 2237 00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,000 Exactly, right?                      So he's coming in with money. 2238 00:54:58,000 --> 00:54:59,254 Exactly, right?                      So he's coming in with money. 2239 00:54:59,296 --> 00:55:00,000 But he met                           with Drummond and Gurley 2240 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,339 But he met                           with Drummond and Gurley 2241 00:55:01,381 --> 00:55:02,000 right after we pitched him. 2242 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:03,133 right after we pitched him. 2243 00:55:03,174 --> 00:55:04,000 Then he sends me this email          asking for another seat. 2244 00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:05,260 Then he sends me this email          asking for another seat. 2245 00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:06,000 Says his money                       is contingent on that. 2246 00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:07,137 Says his money                       is contingent on that. 2247 00:55:07,178 --> 00:55:08,000 I thought he was just                being aggressive, 2248 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:08,888 I thought he was just                being aggressive, 2249 00:55:08,930 --> 00:55:10,000 but now I know Gurley               is trying to use him against me. 2250 00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:10,849 but now I know Gurley               is trying to use him against me. 2251 00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:12,000 I got to ditch the whole deal. 2252 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,225 I got to ditch the whole deal. 2253 00:55:12,267 --> 00:55:13,977 -The deal isn't closed?              -No. 2254 00:55:14,019 --> 00:55:16,000 Not until tomorrow.                 I mean, the board votes on it. 2255 00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:16,021 Not until tomorrow.                 I mean, the board votes on it. 2256 00:55:16,062 --> 00:55:17,689 Don't ditch the deal. 2257 00:55:17,731 --> 00:55:18,000 Leave Bonderman on. 2258 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:19,607 Leave Bonderman on. 2259 00:55:21,735 --> 00:55:22,000 I have an idea. 2260 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:22,819 I have an idea. 2261 00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:42,000 I'm taking the team out              for drinks tonight. 2262 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,340 I'm taking the team out              for drinks tonight. 2263 00:55:43,381 --> 00:55:44,000 Come with us. 2264 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:44,924 Come with us. 2265 00:55:44,966 --> 00:55:46,000 I'll probably just go home. 2266 00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:46,843 I'll probably just go home. 2267 00:55:46,885 --> 00:55:48,000 [typing] 2268 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:48,762 [typing] 2269 00:55:48,803 --> 00:55:50,000 It's kind of more like               a team meeting. 2270 00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:51,097 It's kind of more like               a team meeting. 2271 00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:52,000 You know, we'll probably             talk upcoming projects. 2272 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,000 You know, we'll probably             talk upcoming projects. 2273 00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:54,851 You know, we'll probably             talk upcoming projects. 2274 00:55:54,893 --> 00:55:56,000 I wouldn't want to miss it           if I were you. 2275 00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:57,896 I wouldn't want to miss it           if I were you. 2276 00:56:16,915 --> 00:56:18,000 I could use a friend. 2277 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,626 I could use a friend. 2278 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:20,000 Okay, that's an awkward thing        to say, and we barely-- 2279 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:22,000 Okay, that's an awkward thing        to say, and we barely-- 2280 00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:23,213 Okay, that's an awkward thing        to say, and we barely-- 2281 00:56:23,254 --> 00:56:24,000 -But, yeah, I could.                 -Of course. 2282 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:25,006 -But, yeah, I could.                 -Of course. 2283 00:56:25,048 --> 00:56:26,000 Yes, I-I get it. What's up? 2284 00:56:26,000 --> 00:56:27,550 Yes, I-I get it. What's up? 2285 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:30,000 Something uncomfortable happened   with my team leader 2286 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:32,000 Something uncomfortable happened   with my team leader 2287 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,431 Something uncomfortable happened   with my team leader 2288 00:56:33,473 --> 00:56:34,000 on my first day. 2289 00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:35,016 on my first day. 2290 00:56:35,058 --> 00:56:36,000 I reported it to HR, 2291 00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,227 I reported it to HR, 2292 00:56:37,268 --> 00:56:38,000 but she told me I either had         to suck it up or switch teams. 2293 00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:40,000 but she told me I either had         to suck it up or switch teams. 2294 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:40,313 but she told me I either had         to suck it up or switch teams. 2295 00:56:46,444 --> 00:56:48,000 Switch teams. 2296 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:48,113 Switch teams. 2297 00:56:51,282 --> 00:56:52,000 Shit. 2298 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,575 Shit. 2299 00:56:54,285 --> 00:56:56,000 I love this work. 2300 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:56,371 I love this work. 2301 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,000 Plus, then, like,                    I'm the one being punished 2302 00:56:58,000 --> 00:56:59,541 Plus, then, like,                    I'm the one being punished 2303 00:56:59,582 --> 00:57:00,000 for the shit he did.                 His misconduct. 2304 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:02,000 for the shit he did.                 His misconduct. 2305 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:02,127 for the shit he did.                 His misconduct. 2306 00:57:05,088 --> 00:57:06,000 I feel for you, I do. 2307 00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:06,798 I feel for you, I do. 2308 00:57:06,840 --> 00:57:08,000 And I... 2309 00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:08,299 And I... 2310 00:57:08,341 --> 00:57:09,926 I fucking relate. 2311 00:57:09,968 --> 00:57:10,000 [sighs] 2312 00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:11,219 [sighs] 2313 00:57:11,261 --> 00:57:12,000 The situation sucks. 2314 00:57:12,000 --> 00:57:12,387 The situation sucks. 2315 00:57:15,682 --> 00:57:16,000 But you chose Uber,                  not the ACLU. 2316 00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:18,000 But you chose Uber,                  not the ACLU. 2317 00:57:18,000 --> 00:57:18,852 But you chose Uber,                  not the ACLU. 2318 00:57:18,893 --> 00:57:20,000 And we basically signed up 2319 00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:20,562 And we basically signed up 2320 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,000 to work in the middle                of Mardi Gras. 2321 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,647 to work in the middle                of Mardi Gras. 2322 00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,000 We're not gonna show our tits        for a bunch of beads, 2323 00:57:24,000 --> 00:57:25,400 We're not gonna show our tits        for a bunch of beads, 2324 00:57:25,442 --> 00:57:26,000 but, you know, there's nothing       we can do to stop the parade. 2325 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:28,000 but, you know, there's nothing       we can do to stop the parade. 2326 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,904 but, you know, there's nothing       we can do to stop the parade. 2327 00:57:41,332 --> 00:57:42,000 Oh. 2328 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:42,417 Oh. 2329 00:57:46,671 --> 00:57:47,797 [sighs] 2330 00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:03,980 What if I were to tell you 2331 00:58:04,022 --> 00:58:06,000 to not completely kill               the old build, 2332 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,317 to not completely kill               the old build, 2333 00:58:07,358 --> 00:58:08,000 but to leave it working              underneath the new build? 2334 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,000 but to leave it working              underneath the new build? 2335 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:10,195 but to leave it working              underneath the new build? 2336 00:58:10,236 --> 00:58:12,000 And somehow, like,                   make it undetectable. 2337 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:12,780 And somehow, like,                   make it undetectable. 2338 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:14,000 You mean.... 2339 00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:14,407 You mean.... 2340 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:17,827 How would you do it? 2341 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:18,000 Uh, I... 2342 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,662 Uh, I... 2343 00:58:19,704 --> 00:58:20,000 I would set up a geofence            around Apple HQ. 2344 00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,000 I would set up a geofence            around Apple HQ. 2345 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,500 I would set up a geofence            around Apple HQ. 2346 00:58:25,043 --> 00:58:26,000 [Travis laughs] 2347 00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:26,711 [Travis laughs] 2348 00:58:26,753 --> 00:58:28,000 So anyone looking at Uber's app     from Cupertino 2349 00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,000 So anyone looking at Uber's app     from Cupertino 2350 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:30,298 So anyone looking at Uber's app     from Cupertino 2351 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:32,000 won't be able to see                 the privacy-violating code. 2352 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:32,592 won't be able to see                 the privacy-violating code. 2353 00:58:32,634 --> 00:58:33,676 Mm-hmm. 2354 00:58:37,222 --> 00:58:38,000 It would look                        something like this. 2355 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,015 It would look                        something like this. 2356 00:58:41,726 --> 00:58:42,000 [chuckles] 2357 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:42,894 [chuckles] 2358 00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:46,000 But outside the geofence? 2359 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:46,231 But outside the geofence? 2360 00:58:46,272 --> 00:58:47,982 We're still collecting               the user data. 2361 00:58:48,024 --> 00:58:50,000 Wow. That's a fucking good idea. 2362 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:50,151 Wow. That's a fucking good idea. 2363 00:58:50,193 --> 00:58:52,000 [both snicker] 2364 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:52,362 [both snicker] 2365 00:58:52,403 --> 00:58:53,863 [inhales sharply] 2366 00:58:53,905 --> 00:58:54,000 Do it. 2367 00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:55,156 Do it. 2368 00:58:55,198 --> 00:58:56,000 Do it quickly and alone. 2369 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,033 Do it quickly and alone. 2370 00:58:57,075 --> 00:58:58,000 That is the build                   we're resubmitting to Eddy Cue. 2371 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,452 That is the build                   we're resubmitting to Eddy Cue. 2372 00:59:00,745 --> 00:59:02,000 [typing] 2373 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:02,580 [typing] 2374 00:59:17,178 --> 00:59:18,000 All right,                           couple of announcements 2375 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,847 All right,                           couple of announcements 2376 00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:20,000 before we get                        to scheduled matters. 2377 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:21,224 before we get                        to scheduled matters. 2378 00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:22,000 Number one,                          I fully expect our build 2379 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:23,101 Number one,                          I fully expect our build 2380 00:59:23,142 --> 00:59:24,000 to be approved                       by the App Store today. 2381 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000 to be approved                       by the App Store today. 2382 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:26,020 to be approved                       by the App Store today. 2383 00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:28,000 We have made sure that there are   no violations of policy, 2384 00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,107 We have made sure that there are   no violations of policy, 2385 00:59:29,148 --> 00:59:30,000 no intrusions of privacy. 2386 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:30,858 no intrusions of privacy. 2387 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,000 None. 2388 00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:32,652 None. 2389 00:59:32,694 --> 00:59:34,000 Privacy breaches                     have been removed. 2390 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:34,404 Privacy breaches                     have been removed. 2391 00:59:34,445 --> 00:59:36,000 Not accessing cameras,               locations or contacts. 2392 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:36,072 Not accessing cameras,               locations or contacts. 2393 00:59:36,114 --> 00:59:38,000 Good. As it should be.               Approved. 2394 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:38,241 Good. As it should be.               Approved. 2395 00:59:39,742 --> 00:59:40,000 Excellent. 2396 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,994 Excellent. 2397 00:59:41,035 --> 00:59:42,000 Yep, just got the news. 2398 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:42,579 Yep, just got the news. 2399 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:44,000 So if you want,                      you can check your phones. 2400 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:44,706 So if you want,                      you can check your phones. 2401 00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:46,000 The build is live.                   It should be on there. 2402 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,041 The build is live.                   It should be on there. 2403 00:59:47,083 --> 00:59:48,000 [applause] 2404 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:48,293 [applause] 2405 00:59:54,173 --> 00:59:56,000 Number two,                          I am directing resources 2406 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:56,301 Number two,                          I am directing resources 2407 00:59:56,342 --> 00:59:58,000 towards autonomous vehicles. 2408 00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:58,261 towards autonomous vehicles. 2409 00:59:58,303 --> 01:00:00,000 And I believe I've aligned on a     great engineer to head that up. 2410 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,000 And I believe I've aligned on a     great engineer to head that up. 2411 01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:02,265 And I believe I've aligned on a     great engineer to head that up. 2412 01:00:03,641 --> 01:00:04,000 [knock on door] 2413 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:05,351 [knock on door] 2414 01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:06,000 I just sent Google                   my resignation letter. 2415 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,937 I just sent Google                   my resignation letter. 2416 01:00:10,648 --> 01:00:12,000 My 20 best techs                     are fucking leaving with me. 2417 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:12,942 My 20 best techs                     are fucking leaving with me. 2418 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:14,000 Fuck, yes, dude.                     Okay... 2419 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:14,777 Fuck, yes, dude.                     Okay... 2420 01:00:14,819 --> 01:00:16,000 we wait for the right time,          not too long. 2421 01:00:16,000 --> 01:00:16,988 we wait for the right time,          not too long. 2422 01:00:18,906 --> 01:00:20,000 Then we acquire you. 2423 01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:20,199 Then we acquire you. 2424 01:00:21,909 --> 01:00:22,000 Larry and Sergey                     are gonna shit themselves. 2425 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:24,000 Larry and Sergey                     are gonna shit themselves. 2426 01:00:24,000 --> 01:00:25,121 Larry and Sergey                     are gonna shit themselves. 2427 01:00:25,163 --> 01:00:26,000 Larry and Sergey are gonna           shit themselves. 2428 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,373 Larry and Sergey are gonna           shit themselves. 2429 01:00:27,415 --> 01:00:28,000 More on that later, 2430 01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:29,125 More on that later, 2431 01:00:29,167 --> 01:00:30,000 but I think it'll go a long way 2432 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,918 but I think it'll go a long way 2433 01:00:30,960 --> 01:00:32,000 to rendering our current             tipping discussion irrelevant. 2434 01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:33,963 to rendering our current             tipping discussion irrelevant. 2435 01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,965 Well, and we will have               that discussion. 2436 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:38,000 Long way from ideating               to driverless cars. 2437 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:39,594 Long way from ideating               to driverless cars. 2438 01:00:39,636 --> 01:00:40,000 To that end, uh... 2439 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,000 To that end, uh... 2440 01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:42,305 To that end, uh... 2441 01:00:42,347 --> 01:00:44,000 the first real order                 of business tonight 2442 01:00:44,000 --> 01:00:44,515 the first real order                 of business tonight 2443 01:00:44,557 --> 01:00:46,000 is a vote on bringing in TPG         as a Series C investor, 2444 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:48,000 is a vote on bringing in TPG         as a Series C investor, 2445 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:48,936 is a vote on bringing in TPG         as a Series C investor, 2446 01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:50,000 which will also allow                Mr. David Bonderman 2447 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:51,814 which will also allow                Mr. David Bonderman 2448 01:00:51,856 --> 01:00:52,000 a seat on the board. 2449 01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:53,149 a seat on the board. 2450 01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:54,000 TPG will also get                    a second board seat 2451 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,026 TPG will also get                    a second board seat 2452 01:00:55,068 --> 01:00:56,000 to be appointed                      by Travis and me. 2453 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,487 to be appointed                      by Travis and me. 2454 01:00:57,528 --> 01:00:58,000 All in favor? 2455 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:58,821 All in favor? 2456 01:01:00,698 --> 01:01:01,949 Yeah. 2457 01:01:01,991 --> 01:01:02,000 Welcome aboard, Bondo. 2458 01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:04,000 Welcome aboard, Bondo. 2459 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:04,118 Welcome aboard, Bondo. 2460 01:01:06,663 --> 01:01:08,000 David, might you be thinking         about anyone in particular 2461 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,332 David, might you be thinking         about anyone in particular 2462 01:01:09,374 --> 01:01:10,000 for that second seat? 2463 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:10,667 for that second seat? 2464 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:12,000 [Travis]                             Oh, David and I, 2465 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:13,169 [Travis]                             Oh, David and I, 2466 01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:14,000 we've already decided                on the second seat. 2467 01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,672 we've already decided                on the second seat. 2468 01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,000 Why don't you meet                   our newest board member. 2469 01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:20,176 Why don't you meet                   our newest board member. 2470 01:01:21,219 --> 01:01:22,000 [door opens] 2471 01:01:22,000 --> 01:01:22,762 [door opens] 2472 01:01:30,561 --> 01:01:32,000 [laughs] 2473 01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,021 [laughs] 2474 01:01:32,063 --> 01:01:34,000 David! 2475 01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:34,607 David! 2476 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:40,000 Lovely to see you again,             Arianna. 2477 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:41,948 Lovely to see you again,             Arianna. 2478 01:01:44,617 --> 01:01:46,000 No one's smarter or more attuned   to the moods of the populace 2479 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:48,000 No one's smarter or more attuned   to the moods of the populace 2480 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:48,871 No one's smarter or more attuned   to the moods of the populace 2481 01:01:48,913 --> 01:01:50,000 at a given time. 2482 01:01:50,000 --> 01:01:50,415 at a given time. 2483 01:01:50,456 --> 01:01:52,000 It's like she's psychic. 2484 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:52,709 It's like she's psychic. 2485 01:01:52,750 --> 01:01:54,000 Plus, this little girl               right here 2486 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:54,877 Plus, this little girl               right here 2487 01:01:54,919 --> 01:01:56,000 makes one mean                       Greek omelet. 2488 01:01:56,000 --> 01:01:57,672 makes one mean                       Greek omelet. 2489 01:01:57,714 --> 01:01:58,000 Hmm. I am thrilled                   by Uber's potential 2490 01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,000 Hmm. I am thrilled                   by Uber's potential 2491 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,717 Hmm. I am thrilled                   by Uber's potential 2492 01:02:00,758 --> 01:02:02,000 to make the world                    a better place, 2493 01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:03,052 to make the world                    a better place, 2494 01:02:03,094 --> 01:02:04,000 and to support Travis's vision       in doing it. 2495 01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:05,471 and to support Travis's vision       in doing it. 2496 01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:06,000 Thank you, Arianna. 2497 01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:07,682 Thank you, Arianna. 2498 01:02:07,724 --> 01:02:08,000 So now I have full confidence        in this board's ability 2499 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:10,000 So now I have full confidence        in this board's ability 2500 01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:10,852 So now I have full confidence        in this board's ability 2501 01:02:10,893 --> 01:02:12,000 to decide what's best                for Uber. 2502 01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:14,000 to decide what's best                for Uber. 2503 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,690 to decide what's best                for Uber. 2504 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:16,000 Should we, uh, have that vote        on tipping now, Billy? 2505 01:02:16,000 --> 01:02:18,000 Should we, uh, have that vote        on tipping now, Billy? 2506 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:19,569 Should we, uh, have that vote        on tipping now, Billy? 2507 01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:28,000 Withdrawn. 2508 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:29,620 Withdrawn. 2509 01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:34,000 House of Jealous Lovers 2510 01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:35,918 House of Jealous Lovers 2511 01:02:36,878 --> 01:02:38,000 [all cheer] 2512 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:38,588 [all cheer] 2513 01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:42,000 You aren't just a boss,              you are a motherfucking boss! 2514 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,000 You aren't just a boss,              you are a motherfucking boss! 2515 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,094 You aren't just a boss,              you are a motherfucking boss! 2516 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:46,000 You did it! 2517 01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:47,096 You did it! 2518 01:02:47,138 --> 01:02:48,000 Family business! 2519 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:48,473 Family business! 2520 01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:49,766 Settled! 2521 01:02:49,807 --> 01:02:50,000 [all cheer] 2522 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:51,434 [all cheer] 2523 01:02:51,476 --> 01:02:52,000 -[corks pop]                         -Hey, yo, where's Gabi? 2524 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:54,000 -[corks pop]                         -Hey, yo, where's Gabi? 2525 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:54,228 -[corks pop]                         -Hey, yo, where's Gabi? 2526 01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:56,000 Um... 2527 01:02:56,000 --> 01:02:56,773 Um... 2528 01:02:56,814 --> 01:02:58,000 Fuck it.                             Let's just go out. 2529 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,317 Fuck it.                             Let's just go out. 2530 01:02:59,358 --> 01:03:00,000 Get some Ubers, let's go            to a club of the adult variety. 2531 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,444 Get some Ubers, let's go            to a club of the adult variety. 2532 01:03:01,486 --> 01:03:02,000 -Oh, Gold Club!                      -Gold Club! 2533 01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:03,696 -Oh, Gold Club!                      -Gold Club! 2534 01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:04,000 Tits on Travis!                      Tits on Travis! 2535 01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,000 Tits on Travis!                      Tits on Travis! 2536 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:06,032 Tits on Travis!                      Tits on Travis! 2537 01:03:06,073 --> 01:03:08,000 [all, chanting]                     Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 2538 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:08,785 [all, chanting]                     Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 2539 01:03:08,826 --> 01:03:10,000 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!     Tits on Travis! 2540 01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:12,000 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!     Tits on Travis! 2541 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:12,789 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis!     Tits on Travis! 2542 01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:14,000 Tits on Travis!                      Tits on Travis! 2543 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:15,792 Tits on Travis!                      Tits on Travis! 2544 01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:16,000 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 2545 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,000 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 2546 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:18,294 Tits on Travis! Tits on Travis! 2547 01:03:21,339 --> 01:03:22,000 [computerized chime] 2548 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,800 [computerized chime] 2549 01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:48,000 [car alarm beeps] 2550 01:03:48,000 --> 01:03:48,241 [car alarm beeps] 2551 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:56,000 [indistinct chatter over TV] 2552 01:03:56,000 --> 01:03:56,541 [indistinct chatter over TV] 2553 01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:12,000 What the fuck? 2554 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:13,182 What the fuck? 2555 01:04:19,230 --> 01:04:20,000 -[all laugh]                         -Yeah, you get fucked up. 2556 01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:21,566 -[all laugh]                         -Yeah, you get fucked up. 2557 01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:22,000 All right. 2558 01:04:22,000 --> 01:04:22,900 All right. 2559 01:04:22,942 --> 01:04:24,000 We can make it. 2560 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:24,193 We can make it. 2561 01:04:26,487 --> 01:04:27,738 Ready? 2562 01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:30,000 Yo, man. 2563 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:30,783 Yo, man. 2564 01:04:36,581 --> 01:04:38,000 [all laughing] 2565 01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:38,207 [all laughing] 2566 01:04:43,671 --> 01:04:44,000 I know who you are. 2567 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:45,506 I know who you are. 2568 01:04:45,548 --> 01:04:46,000 I'm me, man. 2569 01:04:46,000 --> 01:04:46,883 I'm me, man. 2570 01:04:46,924 --> 01:04:48,000 Thanks for all you do,               brother. 2571 01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:48,885 Thanks for all you do,               brother. 2572 01:04:57,226 --> 01:04:58,000 [man] Eddy? Eddy... 2573 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,562 [man] Eddy? Eddy... 2574 01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:00,000 this is a screenshot                 of their actual build. 2575 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,000 this is a screenshot                 of their actual build. 2576 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:02,023 this is a screenshot                 of their actual build. 2577 01:05:05,568 --> 01:05:06,000 [scoffs] 2578 01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:06,903 [scoffs] 2579 01:05:11,824 --> 01:05:12,000 Tim, you're not                      gonna believe the shit 2580 01:05:12,000 --> 01:05:14,000 Tim, you're not                      gonna believe the shit 2581 01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:14,744 Tim, you're not                      gonna believe the shit 2582 01:05:14,785 --> 01:05:15,953 Uber's trying to pull.