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             [narrator]             
      Previously on    Super Pumped.   

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 Show him that you're vulnerable   

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                and need his money 
               and his protection. 

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   -This could be the one, Bill.    
   -How do we know this Kalanick    

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       guy is the chosen one?       

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     Something is going to pop      
           in this space.           

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 I think you're my new VC.         

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          That's what I think too. 

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      This can go so hard for you. 

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 Buried in fines, lawsuits, jail. 

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              [Austin]              
       It's the fucking drivers.     

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           They're defecting.        

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         Gurley. Go to him.         

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     Ask him for another check      

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       to ride us out through       
            this fight.             

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      You're wondering whether      
         this is the moment         

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        I shoot you or sell         
      your company for parts.       

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 -You're gonna come in for more?   
           -Grow or die.            

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               A full access card. 

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     You come and go at UberCab     
           as you please.           

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      I am legit super pumped       
         to be here tonight         

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 and to be part of this company.   

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 Are you sure that you're taking   
   care of you and not just him?    

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              [Travis]              
     This is not our death warrant. 

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          And it's a sign           
        that we are scaring         

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    the taxi and livery industry    

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   and the transportation agency    

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    and the status quo shitless.    

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       -[applause and cheers]       
           -Let's fucking go!        

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          [all, chanting]           
     Let us ride! Let us ride!      

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     -The city has been taken!      
       -[cheers and applause]       

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    Portland, we have a problem.    

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           Good driving.            

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             Thank you.             

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         But you know what,         
             my friend?             

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             Right now,             
    you know what you're doing?     

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           You're living            
        a Judas Priest song.        

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       You know Judas Priest?       

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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        You know that song?         

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            I'm driving             
       under the speed limit.       

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        Nah, it's not about         
          the speed limit.          

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       It's the driving part.       

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       Uber is in violation--       

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    Uber is in blatant violation    
 of the many several laws, rules, 

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         regs regarding the         
    transportation of passengers    

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      in the city of Portland.      

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   That's right, Hasenpfeffer...    

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           I'm with PBOT.           

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 Don't turn to look at the badge, 

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       'cause that's unsafe.        

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   So pull over right over here.    

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     [Chester] I'm just trying      
         to feed my family.         

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           Public safety.           

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     Lack of proper insurance.      

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         Failure to obtain          
         required permits.          

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          And we're gonna           
         impound your car.          

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         I can't pay these.         
      I don't have the money.       

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       Well, that's a you problem. 

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           You as in you.           

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         And U as in Uber.          

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       Take it up with them.        

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           That was easy!           

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               All inside           
         It's so frustrating        

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               As I drift           
          From town to town         

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             Feel as though         
             Nobody cares           

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           If I live or die        

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           So I might as well       
             Begin to put           

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        Some action in my life     

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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           Breaking the law        

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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           Breaking the law        

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

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      [Austin]   Erich England         
        and PBOT are throwing        

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      everything they have at us.    

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       We're getting rolled.        

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     The drivers are panicking.     

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     I mean, we're losing them.     
       We're losing Portland.       

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            We need a plan.          
       We need a plan now, chief.    

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     Pay the fines, all right?      
         No matter how big.         

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    You make the drivers whole.     

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          -You rally them.          
            -Yeah, I am,            

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    -and they're not listening.     
       -You make them listen.       

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          Without drivers,          
      we don't have a company.      

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    Well, they don't give a shit    
         about the company.         

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     They're losing their cars.     
      It's their whole world.       

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        And there's nothing         
    I can tell them to undo that    

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            or make 'em             
       feel better about it.        

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    No, you are the exact person    
           who can, okay?           

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     You're the most convincing     
           person I know.           

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     Get 'em to hold the line,      

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           while I make sure         

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       this never happens again.     

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             Go do it.              

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         I'll do the same.          

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              [Fenton]              
      Let me go over there, Bill,    

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 offer up some of that expertise   

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      we're always talking up       
          to our founders.          

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        No. You don't teach a kid   
        to sleep through the night 

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      by running into his room      
 every time there's a thunderclap 

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      to make him stop crying.      

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 Well, the kid isn't sleeping on   
 a mattress made of your money.    

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      You know, I tell folks,       
    I bring in my young partners    

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         to keep me honest.         

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     But I'll tell you fellas,      
          pick your spots.          

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 At least go over yourself,        
    get a look at the guy,          

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 see if you think that he's in     
        a balanced place.           

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     Nobody who wills an entire     
         sector into being          

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      is in a balanced place.       

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               Ever.                

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               That whole sector    
             is at risk right now, 

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               and Kalanick         
         could well make it worse. 

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   Bill, you believe                
 in this kid so much               

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 you don't even want               
      to check in?                  

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        "Believe" is an apt         
          choice of words.          

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     You know, I used to, uh--      

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      I used to split founders      
          into two groups.          

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 Well, that's not strictly true.   

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         First, when I was          
         younger than you,          

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   I used to think they were all    
            Jesus Christ            

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           because they--           

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       well, their followers        
       never questioned them.       

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          They did actual,          
         provable miracles.         

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      And then I began to see       
   that half of them were indeed    

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     on the side of the angels,     
               and...               

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       half of them were some       
      version of David Koresh.      

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        Well, how do you see        
           the split now?           

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      Oh, they're all Koresh.       

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   The trick is to flee the cult    
    and get out of the compound     

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         the second before          
    they burn it to the ground.     

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       Those Portland fucks.        
      It's systemic extortion.      

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           Yeah, they're attacking 
              our supply hours.     

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   Using our own app against us.    

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 So how about we use one of ours   
           against them?            

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             -Greyball?             
          -Yes. Greyball.           

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      Throw that shit at them       
 like fucking Kwai Chang Caine.    

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   -What did legal say about it?    
              -Fines.               

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                        Jail time. 

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             You know,              
      it might be a violation       

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   of the Federal Computer Fraud    
           and Abuse Act,           

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    which could, theoretically,     
        cause the government        

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 to impose such strict oversight   
 that Uber collapses into itself   

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     before we even go public.      

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 Well, Jesus Christ,               
 they said all that?               

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    Oh, and if Apple finds out,     

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       Eddy Cue disappears us       
   from the App Store like Hoffa.   

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                    [Gurley]        
              Concrete shoes, huh? 

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       Hey, here's a thought:       

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       Maybe whatever it is,        
          we don't do it.           

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             [chuckles]             

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              Portland sounds like 
                  a shit show.      

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        -How did you hear--?        
           -We're on it.            

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       Good, because tickets,       
         impounds, arrests,         

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   those aren't necessarily words   
      that inspire confidence       

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                 in our investors. 

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        -So how can I help?         
       -You know what, Bill?        

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 You are being so helpful already 
     just by being on top of it     

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        and showing up here,        
       and I am so grateful.        

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       But you don't                
 have to worry about it.           

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 Portland is gonna topple,         

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         and then Seattle,          
         and then Chicago.          

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        And then big finish         
            in New York.            

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 If this were the church of Uber   
      and that were a sermon,       

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             you would be getting   
            hallelujahs and amens. 

172
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              [laughs]              

173
00:08:06,736 --> 00:08:08,988
      But I need a little bit more 
       detail on the plan, please. 

174
00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,115
     Why? So you can sign off?      

175
00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:12,992
         That is not how--          

176
00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:14,327
 you know what, Bill?              

177
00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:16,537
 How about we go over              
     all the details                

178
00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:20,291
    over boat drinks when we're     
    kicking back at X to the X.     

179
00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:24,420
        You're talking to a guy     
      who loves a cold Painkiller. 

180
00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:27,256
     So why don't you tell me more 
        about this X to the X.      

181
00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:29,467
              -Party.               
     -Well, let's not undersell     

182
00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,719
     the guy that loves             
 a good cold Painkiller.           

183
00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,305
    This is not just a party.       
 It's gonna be like the party      

184
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    that Prince thought             
 he was having in 1999.            

185
00:08:36,724 --> 00:08:38,684
 And we're throwing it             
      for our troops                

186
00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,853
      when we hit                   
 10 billion revenue.               

187
00:08:40,895 --> 00:08:44,190
               Oh, X to the X.      
           Ten to the tenth power. 

188
00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,361
       Like the last company party 
           you threw in Miami?      

189
00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:56,035
 No. This is gonna be totally      
      different from that.          

190
00:08:56,077 --> 00:08:59,372
 This one is gonna be in Vegas.    

191
00:08:59,413 --> 00:09:02,291
 And much fucking bigger.          

192
00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:05,127
          The bad press from Miami 
           is gonna seem adorable   

193
00:09:05,169 --> 00:09:07,547
           compared to what'll      
        happen now if you do that. 

194
00:09:07,588 --> 00:09:10,091
                 It's one thing     
               to be the underdog, 

195
00:09:10,132 --> 00:09:13,469
 but the favorite can't be acting 
      like a scrappy upstart.       

196
00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,764
      You need to comport yourself 
       in a manner becoming now.    

197
00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:19,559
       Like eminent founder-style. 

198
00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:23,771
           There won't be any more 
                 allowances         

199
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,481
                made by the press, 
                     fellas.        

200
00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:27,984
 I know. I know, but look,         
   look, look, look, look.          

201
00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:29,402
 Look at them.                     

202
00:09:29,443 --> 00:09:32,238
        Look at all of these        
          super soldiers.           

203
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,740
       When warriors complete       
      a big mission like this,      

204
00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:36,534
 they need real R and R.           

205
00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:37,827
 And we are gonna                  
 give it to them.                  

206
00:09:37,868 --> 00:09:39,120
 We find a way to keep it quiet.   

207
00:09:39,161 --> 00:09:41,330
        Yeah, we'll figure it out. 

208
00:09:41,372 --> 00:09:43,249
     Of course, if we get blown up 
             in Portland,           

209
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:45,751
                 and the next city 
                and then the next, 

210
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:47,878
         none of the rest happens. 

211
00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,839
                 So you might want 
                 to focus on that. 

212
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,757
                    And good luck. 

213
00:09:51,799 --> 00:09:53,426
 Thanks, Bill.                     

214
00:10:07,481 --> 00:10:08,691
 Level with me,                    
    would you?                      

215
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,114
 What's going on here?             

216
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,241
 [scoffs]                          

217
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,452
                We love you, Bill. 
                  We really do.     

218
00:10:20,870 --> 00:10:22,246
         Good. You should.          

219
00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,664
      I'm the one who put you       
              in here.              

220
00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,249
        I'm the one who can         
         take you out too.          

221
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,834
       No one's taking anyone out. 

222
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,461
               This isn't a fight. 

223
00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:30,504
               This is love.        
         Now TK, he loves you too. 

224
00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:31,797
          He says it all the time. 

225
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:33,799
 And if you want to be one of us, 

226
00:10:33,841 --> 00:10:36,177
 you know, roll up your sleeves,   
     get elbow-deep in pig guts     

227
00:10:36,218 --> 00:10:38,304
                   and help us      
               make the sausage... 

228
00:10:38,346 --> 00:10:39,764
 ... great.                        

229
00:10:39,805 --> 00:10:42,016
              But we all know       
          your value to this place 

230
00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:44,810
                  is not inside     
               a pig's intestines. 

231
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,812
 So let us do it.                  

232
00:10:46,854 --> 00:10:48,314
 And then...                       

233
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,483
                you just come back 
                 for the barbecue. 

234
00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,504
 He's right about the              
 level of risk here.               

235
00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,925
                Yeah, it is risky. 

236
00:11:15,966 --> 00:11:19,679
   It's sort of like Zuck hitting   
 send on FaceMash in 2003, right? 

237
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,347
           He asked for a shit-ton 
                 of trouble.        

238
00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,140
                   Got a fuck-ton. 

239
00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,350
                    Do you think    
                  it was worth it? 

240
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,520
   Hey, we're launching Greyball.   

241
00:11:29,772 --> 00:11:31,399
           Rock and roll.           

242
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:36,862
   ["Another One Bites the Dust"    
         by Queen playing]          

243
00:11:36,904 --> 00:11:39,657
                   All right.       
               Jake is on the way. 

244
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,159
    [Tarantino]   You do not want      
 to be Greyballed, motherfucker.   

245
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:43,661
        And let me tell you why.     

246
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:46,038
        Because while you think      
            you can believe          

247
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:48,207
           what you're seeing        
            with your eyes,          

248
00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,167
      these technological warlocks   

249
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,087
      are actually pulling a grey    
       shade over your eyeballs.     

250
00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,090
            Thus: Greyball.          

251
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,052
             [Quentin]              
        That's the geofence.        

252
00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,012
        A digital perimeter.        

253
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,889
                             Good. 

254
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,391
   Hendricks, can you break down    
            the targets?            

255
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,351
 We crunch everything.             

256
00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,312
    Metadata, data-data, social,    
     real estate, credit cards.     

257
00:12:10,354 --> 00:12:12,815
 Threat matrix built to identify   
       transpo hacks, police,       

258
00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:14,400
         legislators and staffers, 

259
00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:16,444
    all tagged with a line of code 
             in the app.            

260
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,072
    And the code's hidden, yes?     

261
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:23,075
      Only people with access are   
     inside this room, understood? 

262
00:12:23,117 --> 00:12:24,827
         Yup. I understand.         

263
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,620
       Another one bites the dust   
                 Yeah               

264
00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,124
         There comes Jake.          

265
00:12:35,921 --> 00:12:38,299
             -Nothing.              
    -[Tarantino]   Total mindfuck     

266
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:40,468
           served up special         
             just for you.           

267
00:12:40,509 --> 00:12:43,095
       Ghost cars available 24/7,    

268
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:45,389
     which means real cars: never.   

269
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:46,599
                No.                 

270
00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:50,269
     I didn't cancel the ride.      

271
00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:51,562
               What?                

272
00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,148
         Uber must be down.         

273
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,150
          It will fuck you up.       

274
00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:57,777
 It's like waiting for your man,   

275
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,612
        wherein your "man" means     
           your smack dealer,        

276
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,782
         and you are jonesing        
         like Lou Reed in '67.       

277
00:13:02,823 --> 00:13:05,034
           Only the dealer's         
        already dead and buried      

278
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,244
     and all shot up with bullets.   

279
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,121
         He ain't never coming,      

280
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,040
           no matter how much        
      you're sweating and shaking.   

281
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:12,374
          Gonna get you too        

282
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,084
      Another one bites the dust  

283
00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,879
 This guy is completely clueless, 
             isn't he?              

284
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:19,131
 If we've done it right.           
 And it ain't just him.            

285
00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,809
    It's like a video game,         
 and we have the cheat code.       

286
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,019
 Nicely fucking done.              

287
00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,856
      Fuck it. I'm going home.      

288
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,402
               Taxi!                

289
00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,700
   Boom! You just got Greyballed,   
           motherfucker!            

290
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,536
       [cheers and applause]        

291
00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:51,831
     All right, I want you guys     
             to come up             

292
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,666
     with more shit like this.      

293
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,876
       Assume it's approved.        
 We have the technical advantage. 

294
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,837
        We're not gonna let         
     any limp-dick municipality     

295
00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,463
          get in our way.           

296
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,215
      Get in the way of what?       

297
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:03,092
 Change. Freedom.                  

298
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,426
 We are liberating people.         

299
00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,011
    And making a mint doing it.     

300
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:09,306
         Is this... legal?          

301
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:10,850
            [all laugh]             

302
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,518
                 We got to toughen 
                   this kid up.     

303
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:14,687
      It's not really illegal       
      if the laws are bullshit      

304
00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,522
     in the first place, right?     

305
00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,108
     Like, Bill Gurley calls it     
       "regulatory capture."        

306
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,610
     But what he means is that      
   the taxi and limo commission,    

307
00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:23,529
           they're in bed           
       with the taxi owners.        

308
00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:26,198
      They're more incestuous       
 than the clans in   Deliverance,    

309
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,534
        and twice as likely         
       to fuck you over too.        

310
00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,035
 Great job, everybody.             

311
00:14:32,246 --> 00:14:34,373
       All right, everybody!        

312
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,875
             Listen up!             

313
00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:44,717
   You want to know what happened   
 when Armstrong planted his flag   

314
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:45,968
            on the moon?            

315
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:48,846
      He flew right back down       
             to Earth.              

316
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,890
            But not us.             
       We landed in Portland.       

317
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,558
    We are staying in Portland.     

318
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,435
       [cheers and applause]        

319
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:58,564
       A couple more cities,        

320
00:14:58,606 --> 00:14:59,940
    and then it's the Big Apple.    

321
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,275
            And once we             
       break through there--        

322
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:02,651
       I've always said it--        

323
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,696
         once we take NYC,          
        no more stopping us.        

324
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,907
        That is the gateway         
     to the rest of the country     

325
00:15:07,948 --> 00:15:10,784
   and rest of the fucking world!   

326
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:13,746
       [cheers and applause]        

327
00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:15,748
             And so...              

328
00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:17,333
               so...                

329
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,209
          after New York,           
       I'm saying right now,        

330
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:22,922
    after New York, we are gonna    
      have the biggest blowout      

331
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:26,050
     the Valley has ever seen.      

332
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:27,426
       -[cheers and applause]       
             -Come on.              

333
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,060
 I'm not a plausible deniability   
            kind of guy.            

334
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:38,062
 You know me, honey.               

335
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:40,689
 But that's what they offered me, 
   and in the moment, I took it.    

336
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:42,733
 It is not sitting right.          

337
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,277
      Honey, you can't micromanage 
             the operations         

338
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:47,947
                  of every company 
                   you invest in.   

339
00:15:47,988 --> 00:15:49,573
                  And we talked     
                about this before. 

340
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,951
          That's-- that's the road 
               to Crazytown.        

341
00:15:51,992 --> 00:15:54,620
 That's much the same thing        
      I said to my guys.            

342
00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:55,871
 Hmm.                              

343
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,165
 But this isn't micro.             

344
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,501
 This is not just                  
    some company.                   

345
00:16:00,542 --> 00:16:03,003
        This is the one             
 that changes the zip code.        

346
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,964
 The problem is--                  

347
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:07,466
   It's not the relationship you    
 have with your founders, I know. 

348
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:10,594
 Phil Jackson and Tex, they built 
      a system around MJ and--      

349
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:13,889
 and they trusted he'd function    
        within that system.         

350
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,766
 As he became a superstar,         

351
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,685
 he needed Phil's voice less,      
             but...                 

352
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,899
 it was always still there.        

353
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:27,778
 He's trying to grow up too fast, 
    before he knows the system.     

354
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,323
 You're not trying to ground him. 
   You're trying to help him fly.   

355
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,575
              Doesn't he see that? 

356
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,080
 I gotta make him see it.          

357
00:16:50,884 --> 00:16:52,094
 Hey, Bill.                        

358
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,347
 What'd you need?                  

359
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,141
           Transparency.            

360
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,893
          I need to know what's     
        going on from here on out. 

361
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:02,646
         I can ride silent,         
 but I cannot be on the outside.   

362
00:17:03,897 --> 00:17:05,315
 Okay, and why here?               

363
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,775
 We going somewhere?               

364
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,027
                          [laughs] 
                           Yeah.    

365
00:17:08,068 --> 00:17:09,278
                 Wherever the hell 
                     you want.      

366
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,613
             -[laughs]              
      -You see all these jets?      

367
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:14,742
    Most of them are owned by CEOs 
     and founders just like you.    

368
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,494
      That one, the Bombardier      
          Global Express,           

369
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:19,079
     it's owned by Rich Barton.     

370
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:22,082
          Guys like Rich,           
    who created Expedia, Zillow,    

371
00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:23,667
     they call their own shots.     

372
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,462
                   But they worked 
                   with their VCs, 

373
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:29,506
     because VCs have a purpose     
 other than just writing a check. 

374
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:33,093
             I have a purpose:      
         advising, vision shaping. 

375
00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:38,098
       I'm here to give you wings, 
              not clip 'em.         

376
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,061
     In exchange, I think I'm owed 
           the transparency.        

377
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,813
 Well, no, Bill,                   

378
00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,191
 you're not owed anything          
      except a return,              

379
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,901
 which I will give you.            

380
00:17:48,942 --> 00:17:50,235
 People get that confused.         

381
00:17:50,277 --> 00:17:51,820
 And yeah, you're right,           

382
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,572
 there are a lot of folks          
    throughout the Valley           

383
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:55,407
 who've done well taking care      
     of the people they owe.        

384
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,910
 And they have nice houses.        
      And, yeah, a plane.           

385
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,122
 But then there are the people     
      who told everyone else        

386
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,291
      to fuck off                   
 when the time came.               

387
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:05,626
 [laughs]                          

388
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,252
 Now, you really want              
     to impress me?                 

389
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:10,005
 Show me Larry Ellison's plane.    
            Or Zuck's.              

390
00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:11,924
       Or Larry and Sergey's.       

391
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,425
                   You can't.       
               They have too many. 

392
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:16,053
             They have their whole 
               fucking hangars.     

393
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,139
      You think Bezos is thinking   
     about his VCs at 30,000 feet? 

394
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:22,559
                 Or Elon?           
         Elon has fucking rockets. 

395
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:27,731
    Those are not people that just 
       killed it with kindness.     

396
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,318
          Those are kings.          

397
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,653
               Gods.                

398
00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:38,450
      You told him about Greyball? 

399
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,244
 I told him in the future          
      I would tell all,             

400
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,704
    because I'm not                 
 a hard-hearted man.               

401
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,414
                 How'd he take it? 

402
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:45,624
 I don't think                     
 I give a shit,                    

403
00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:47,459
 but it seems like you do.         

404
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,795
 I saw that little chat you had    
   with him outside our office.     

405
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:54,967
           He put me in this job,   
          so I felt an allegiance. 

406
00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,802
 Mm-hmm.                           

407
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,387
 What about now?                   

408
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,932
         I say we keep Bill close. 
                 For now.           

409
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,892
                But you keep doing 
                what you're doing. 

410
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,229
 We're killing it.                 

411
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,900
      [Angie] The Google guys       
    are still close with Sequoia    

412
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,902
        and Kleiner Perkins         
         and their angels.          

413
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:15,612
      That's lovely for them.       

414
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,364
               It is.               

415
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,907
            I'm gonna go            
        to the ladies' room.        

416
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,659
        [piano music plays]         

417
00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,663
        [violin music plays]        

418
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,035
           -[music ends]            
            -[applause]             

419
00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,872
 Who the hell is that?             

420
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,290
                   I have no idea. 

421
00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,586
                 [whispers]         
           But I'm gonna find out. 

422
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,171
 Dude--                            

423
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,472
            [inaudible]             

424
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,906
 This is Travis Kalanick,          
      founder of Uber.              

425
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,950
                     TK, this is-- 

426
00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:44,701
          -Gabi Holzwarth.          
      -[Travis] Your music...       

427
00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,411
 just blew my mind.                

428
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,746
 Thank you.                        

429
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,081
                     Are you a fan 
                  of Manuel Ponce? 

430
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,416
 Guilty. Yeah. Huge fan.           

431
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,168
 I haven't broke out his stuff     
           in a while.              

432
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,630
 Been focusing on the classics     
       lately, but Ponce...         

433
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,465
 yeah, really changed me.          

434
00:20:58,507 --> 00:21:00,425
 It's a shame more people          
    don't know about him.           

435
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,927
 It's a tragedy.                   

436
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,429
       Your secret's safe with me. 

437
00:21:04,471 --> 00:21:06,515
 [laughs]                          

438
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,600
 So where can I see you            
        play again?                 

439
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,769
 The San Francisco Symphony?       

440
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,063
         Soon. Right now, I play    
        first chair every Saturday 

441
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:14,606
                  at the Palo Alto 
                  farmers' market. 

442
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:15,941
               In the parking lot. 

443
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:17,276
              -I see.               
             -[laughs]              

444
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:18,777
   It's a bit different than this, 

445
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:20,946
                  but there is      
               something spiritual 

446
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,115
        about playing for people    
      that didn't pay for tickets. 

447
00:21:23,156 --> 00:21:25,242
 Right, because you're just        
     playing for yourself.          

448
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,743
             -Exactly.              
               -Yeah.               

449
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:29,454
           There's no expectation. 
                No judgment.        

450
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:31,581
        No pressure to be perfect. 

451
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:32,833
       It's just about connecting. 

452
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,293
 Mm-hmm.                           

453
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:35,919
          They're just going about 
                 their day,         

454
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,629
           and you get a chance     
         to change them, you know? 

455
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:41,800
 Yeah, well, I am all about        
   changing people's lives.         

456
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,969
            Angie? Hey.             

457
00:21:44,011 --> 00:21:45,679
 May I introduce you to Gabi?      

458
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,848
         Nice to meet you.          
       You're very talented.        

459
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,309
    Your version of "Estrellita"    
           was gorgeous.            

460
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,978
             Thank you.             
 Well, I'd better get back to it. 

461
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:56,648
       It was so nice meeting you. 

462
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,150
 [Travis]                          
 And you.                          

463
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,238
 What'd you say to her?            

464
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:05,574
     I told her she needed to meet 
         the next Jeff Bezos.       

465
00:22:11,538 --> 00:22:13,498
      [classical music playing      
            over laptop]            

466
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,003
         -[music turns off]         
               -Hey.                

467
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,796
         You coming to bed?         

468
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,883
     I actually-- I have to review 
        some more of this data.     

469
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:27,596
      I'll be in in a minute.       

470
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:41,693
          [music resumes]           

471
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:45,697
           I close my eyes         

472
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,201
          Only for a moment        

473
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:51,745
        And the moment's gone      

474
00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:55,957
            All my dreams          

475
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,877
         Pass before my eyes       

476
00:22:58,919 --> 00:23:00,045
              A curios--           

477
00:23:00,087 --> 00:23:01,254
         [music turns off]          

478
00:23:07,552 --> 00:23:09,471
          You are going to be        
             misunderstood.          

479
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:11,181
            And that's okay.         

480
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,350
        People not comprehending     
              your vision            

481
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,894
     is a sign that nobody has gone 
          where you're going.        

482
00:23:17,604 --> 00:23:19,314
            It's also a sign         
          of insanity, but...        

483
00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:22,067
                [laughs]             

484
00:23:24,111 --> 00:23:27,072
     Good leaders are right a lot.   

485
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,866
     These 14 principles of Amazon   

486
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,869
           are a crucial part        
             of my success.          

487
00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:35,122
         These core values are       
        the most important thing     

488
00:23:35,163 --> 00:23:37,207
             I came up with          
            for the company.         

489
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:41,420
     Customer obsession, ownership, 
          invent and simplify,       

490
00:23:41,461 --> 00:23:43,547
       leaders are right, a lot.     

491
00:23:43,588 --> 00:23:47,092
         Learn and be curious,       
       hire and develop the best,    

492
00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,761
         insist on the highest       
               standards,            

493
00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,471
               think big,            

494
00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,473
      bias for action, frugality,    

495
00:23:53,515 --> 00:23:57,144
         earn trust, dive deep,      
            have a backbone.         

496
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:59,396
           Oh, and last one,         
           the hardest one.          

497
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:04,276
           Success and scale         
      bring broad responsibility.    

498
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,613
        [inhales and sighs]         

499
00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:50,113
                Hey.                

500
00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,991
             Thoughts?              

501
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,868
                      It's a look. 

502
00:24:57,496 --> 00:24:58,872
          [doorbell rings]          

503
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,874
       And that would be the boys. 

504
00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:07,130
 [Garrett]   Okay, we've got bigge    
       issues than Travis' hair.     

505
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,590
      We knew we'd get through      

506
00:25:08,632 --> 00:25:10,300
           and have to go           
      after the actual giant.       

507
00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,510
     I don't see a way forward      
      without taking New York,      

508
00:25:11,551 --> 00:25:13,512
 and I know you don't either, TK. 

509
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:14,679
            -It's time.             
        -No. Definitely not.        

510
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,306
    It's New York fucking City,     

511
00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:18,183
 and the Taxi and Limo Commission 
         is as wired there          

512
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,434
    as Sinatra was in the '50s.     

513
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:20,685
       They roll heavy there.       

514
00:25:20,727 --> 00:25:22,687
      The mayor loves their votes, 

515
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:24,773
        -loves their money.         
      -It's not San Francisco.      

516
00:25:24,814 --> 00:25:26,525
       Bunch of water bottles       
     isn't going to work there.     

517
00:25:26,566 --> 00:25:27,984
              [Graves]              
       Can Austin handle it?        

518
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:30,111
             I mean, maybe we need 
              to send in some pro   

519
00:25:30,153 --> 00:25:32,030
                 who can bushwhack 
                   the red tape.    

520
00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:33,990
 Don't serve. No! We have plenty   
      of people in that town,       

521
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:35,784
       and she can lead them.       

522
00:25:35,825 --> 00:25:37,953
     Every time we drop Austin      
     into a city, she delivers.     

523
00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:40,664
   She's cracking fucking skulls.   
 It's frontier entrepreneurship.   

524
00:25:40,705 --> 00:25:43,333
      She wrote the playbook.       
      Bill, what do you think?      

525
00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:45,001
 Myself, I'd load up               
     on personnel.                  

526
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,212
       But if you have              
 this much faith in her--          

527
00:25:47,254 --> 00:25:48,880
        I do. We wouldn't be        
   winning this war without her.    

528
00:25:48,922 --> 00:25:51,383
        Well, then she's our        
        boots on the ground.        

529
00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,260
          Good. Moving on.          

530
00:25:53,301 --> 00:25:56,513
       How are we going to compete 
            with the subway,        

531
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,723
             buses and yellow cab? 

532
00:25:58,765 --> 00:26:00,392
              [grunts]              
              Well...               

533
00:26:02,018 --> 00:26:03,603
 let's start with why.             

534
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,855
   Assuming we can poach            
 the whole cab industry,           

535
00:26:05,897 --> 00:26:08,817
    that's 700,000 trips a day,     
        average $20 a ride,         

536
00:26:08,858 --> 00:26:11,152
     that's $14 million daily.      

537
00:26:11,194 --> 00:26:13,613
          But that is not           
        the main reason why.        

538
00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:17,659
 The New York City taxicab driver 
     is an indentured servant.      

539
00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,578
        He's forced to work         
          his whole shift           

540
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:21,997
    for the benefit of some guy     
         who owns his car,          

541
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:23,999
       or he has to mortgage        
         his entire future          

542
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,585
       to buy some medallion        
    from a loan shark taxi bank     

543
00:26:26,626 --> 00:26:28,295
            that's worse            
       than a payday lender.        

544
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,339
              [sighs]               

545
00:26:31,381 --> 00:26:33,758
    We just have to wake them up    
      to the facts, all right?      

546
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,927
   If we can message this right,    
           the drivers--            

547
00:26:35,969 --> 00:26:37,929
          and, by the way,          
          the passengers--          

548
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:41,057
 all of New York City is gonna be 
   shouting   "Viva la   revolution!"   

549
00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:43,935
           Come on, okay,           
        Well, first of all,         

550
00:26:43,977 --> 00:26:46,104
         De Blasio is gonna         
           come after us.           

551
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,856
 We're outmanned and overmatched. 

552
00:26:47,897 --> 00:26:49,941
 Do we need to play some fucking   
      Enya music for you here?      

553
00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:51,610
               [laughs]             
     You need to, like, sail away? 

554
00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:53,278
                          Come on. 

555
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,280
           -Oh, fuck off.           
           -Got to watch.           

556
00:26:55,322 --> 00:26:57,949
   -You know, it's a valid point.   
   -People are gonna be with us.    

557
00:26:57,991 --> 00:26:59,618
    Ask any hard-core New Yorker    
             about it,              

558
00:26:59,659 --> 00:27:01,328
      they'll tell you taxis suck. 

559
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:03,580
    They smell. A lot of drivers    
        hide their identity,        

560
00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:05,582
     pretend their credit card      
        machines don't work,        

561
00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,834
      and they have no respect      
         for the customer,          

562
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:10,754
     especially non-white ones      
   who can't even get a damn cab.   

563
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,255
        It's happened to me.        

564
00:27:12,297 --> 00:27:13,965
                 We are the answer 
                   to all this.     

565
00:27:14,007 --> 00:27:15,675
           We're on the right side 
            of history with this.   

566
00:27:15,717 --> 00:27:17,886
     If we just show them the way, 
            they'll see it.         

567
00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:19,512
              [Gurley]              
          Travis is right.          

568
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,015
 You're right.                     

569
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:25,477
             [Garrett]              
 Still, New York's fucking hard.   

570
00:27:25,518 --> 00:27:27,270
 It's Cosa Nostra.                 

571
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:29,814
      So we just have to fight      
 with that same Mafia mentality.   

572
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:34,569
      ["Spin the Black Circle"      
        by Pearl Jam plays]         

573
00:27:38,031 --> 00:27:39,908
              [Travis]              
       The Mafia started in Italy    

574
00:27:39,949 --> 00:27:42,160
         because it stepped in       
      where the state was failing.   

575
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,995
           We will flood            
      the streets of New York,      

576
00:27:44,037 --> 00:27:46,331
 send Ubers where taxis won't go. 

577
00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:53,171
     We raise prices at peak hours   
         when demand is surging      

578
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:55,507
     to encourage more drivers      
      to take to the streets.       

579
00:27:58,051 --> 00:27:59,552
              [Austin]              
     I make the drivers understand   

580
00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,721
            that it's about          
           supply and demand.        

581
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:08,228
    [Travis]   Dynamic pricing is     
     the biggest value proposition   

582
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:10,188
      in modern American business.   

583
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,403
   You know you're on your way up   

584
00:28:16,444 --> 00:28:17,862
      when they slap a target       
           on your back.            

585
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:23,993
   [De Blasio]   This is my city.     

586
00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:27,539
           Play by my rules,         
           or I'll bury you.         

587
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:29,666
     I will cap the number of Uber   
          drivers on the road        

588
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,043
     and force you into submission. 

589
00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:36,172
              [grunts]              

590
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:39,342
   You got to get their respect.    
   Never back down from a fight.    

591
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,678
           And sometimes            
       you gotta play dirty.        

592
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,848
             Show everyone           
          the long wait times        

593
00:28:44,889 --> 00:28:47,809
           if De Blasio's cap        
            goes into effect.        

594
00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:50,895
 [Austin]   And then we weaponize     
          every rider's hand.        

595
00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,856
           Yes, we ask--            
           no, we offer--           

596
00:28:52,897 --> 00:28:56,651
   our riders the chance to raise   
   their voices with us, for us.    

597
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,236
             And they will,          

598
00:28:58,278 --> 00:28:59,696
           because they need         
          what we are selling.       

599
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,573
          And once they unite        
              behind us...           

600
00:29:02,949 --> 00:29:05,034
        we'll take the city.        

601
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:20,175
            You're so warm         

602
00:29:20,216 --> 00:29:23,887
            Oh, the ritual         

603
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:25,680
          When I lay down...       

604
00:29:25,722 --> 00:29:28,767
        Here's to Uber being        
    officially in New York City!    

605
00:29:28,808 --> 00:29:30,977
            [all cheer]             

606
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,937
         Long may we rule!          

607
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:38,234
      Hey, thanks for tonight.      

608
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,736
        Oh, yeah. Any time.         

609
00:29:39,778 --> 00:29:41,112
          Yeah, next time           
      you're drinking with us.      

610
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:43,448
       Not on a school night.       

611
00:29:43,490 --> 00:29:45,784
         Uh, hey, um,               
 I wanted to say thank you.        

612
00:29:45,825 --> 00:29:47,869
   Since I started                  
 driving for Uber,                 

613
00:29:47,911 --> 00:29:49,621
       I finally, like,             
 squirreled away some money        

614
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:51,122
 in my kid's college fund.         

615
00:29:51,164 --> 00:29:52,957
          Aw. Man, you're welcome. 

616
00:29:52,999 --> 00:29:54,209
             [chuckles]             

617
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:55,460
       You have a good night.       

618
00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,802
    Get the fuck out of my city!    

619
00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:05,303
          Hey, what the--?          

620
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,096
      Fucking Jesus! Fuck you!      

621
00:30:07,138 --> 00:30:08,306
 [tires squeal]                    

622
00:30:09,849 --> 00:30:11,476
 God!                              

623
00:30:58,815 --> 00:31:00,775
                -Hi.                
    -[Travis]   Hey, you did it!      

624
00:31:00,817 --> 00:31:02,026
           [Travis chuckles]         

625
00:31:02,068 --> 00:31:03,278
                We did.              

626
00:31:03,319 --> 00:31:05,321
            -How rough?             
              -Oh, um...             

627
00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:07,615
             -You know.             
                 -Yeah.              

628
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,869
   Well, remember, you're nobody    
   if you don't make any enemies.   

629
00:31:12,745 --> 00:31:13,913
             Thank you.             

630
00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,791
             It's nothing.           

631
00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:18,835
             No, uh...              

632
00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,545
             thank you.             

633
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:22,714
         The minibar, I...          

634
00:31:22,755 --> 00:31:24,382
        I know what you did,        

635
00:31:24,424 --> 00:31:26,384
         and that you were          
         thinking about me.         

636
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:28,219
           I just didn't know        
     if you'd have time to make it   

637
00:31:28,261 --> 00:31:30,179
       to any meetings and, yeah,    

638
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:31,973
          I need my lieutenant       
            in tip-top form.         

639
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:34,767
           No, I'm good.            

640
00:31:34,809 --> 00:31:36,519
           And, you know,           
         it wasn't just me.         

641
00:31:36,561 --> 00:31:37,729
        The whole team was--        
            they were--             

642
00:31:37,770 --> 00:31:39,105
          It wasn't the team.        

643
00:31:39,147 --> 00:31:40,356
            It was you.             

644
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,825
        [indistinct chatter]        

645
00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:58,875
              [woman]               
            Hey, Travis.            

646
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:03,755
     -Travis, what's up?            
     -Hey, TK, lookin' forward      
     to the big surprise.           

647
00:32:03,796 --> 00:32:05,423
 TK?                               

648
00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:06,674
      [man]                         
 Hey, Travis?                      

649
00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:07,967
    Glad we're under the radar.     

650
00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:10,428
     Yeah, there's no branding.     

651
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:11,721
         No company logos.          

652
00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,264
 I see that.                       

653
00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:14,766
 Where's, uh, Angie?               

654
00:32:14,807 --> 00:32:17,101
       She's sitting this one out. 

655
00:32:19,437 --> 00:32:21,022
         Fucking New York.          

656
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,273
            Ten billion.            

657
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,067
              [laughs]              

658
00:32:24,108 --> 00:32:25,818
 Let's go grab that drink.         
      You've earned it.             

659
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,115
                        Excuse me. 

660
00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,617
            Well, look who's here. 

661
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,458
          Kind of like finding      
       a rattlesnake in your boot. 

662
00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:41,793
                  Just don't make   
                 any sudden moves. 

663
00:32:41,834 --> 00:32:43,461
           I'm sure we'll be fine. 

664
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:44,796
             [reporter]             
           Look at them.            

665
00:32:44,837 --> 00:32:46,297
                You have an angle? 

666
00:32:46,339 --> 00:32:48,299
          So far, I can't           
        get anyone to talk,         

667
00:32:48,341 --> 00:32:50,343
        but I'll keep at it.        

668
00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:53,304
      There's dirt out there,       
     and I've brought a shovel.     

669
00:32:53,346 --> 00:32:55,473
      -I don't even have to--       
        -No, no, you don't.         

670
00:32:55,515 --> 00:32:58,142
         It's all on lock.          
 Security measures are in place.   

671
00:32:58,184 --> 00:33:00,311
      A strict code of conduct      
        for Uber employees.         

672
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,314
 Complete social media blackout,   
    wristbands to access events.    

673
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:04,983
                Even if they think 
                 we're partying,    

674
00:33:05,024 --> 00:33:06,484
             there'll be no proof, 
               there's no trace.    

675
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:10,113
 Bartender.                        

676
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:10,989
 [bartender]                       
   Yes sir?                         

677
00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,408
 Set us up with a Don Julio 70     

678
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:16,828
 and, uh, those folks              
    down at the end,                

679
00:33:16,869 --> 00:33:18,162
 give them a round on me, please. 

680
00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:19,664
 Classic.                          

681
00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:22,125
   It might buy us some goodwill,   
          but not silence.          

682
00:33:22,166 --> 00:33:23,584
     I'm telling you, you           
 don't have to worry, man.         

683
00:33:23,626 --> 00:33:25,628
                We told everyone    
               exactly what to do. 

684
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:28,089
          And what not to.          

685
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:30,091
       Because you are family       
          and we love you,          

686
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:33,678
     we have come up with a set     
 of rules to limit any career...   

687
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,805
                       Limiting... 

688
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,348
        [Travis] Limiting--         
       career-limiting moves.       

689
00:33:37,390 --> 00:33:39,183
          No CLMs, got it.          

690
00:33:39,225 --> 00:33:40,476
               [Emil]               
               Drugs.               

691
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:41,894
 Just pot and E?                   

692
00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,521
 No drugs.                         

693
00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,189
            -In public.             
         -That's for sure.          

694
00:33:45,231 --> 00:33:47,150
         -Okay. Yeah. Okay.         
   -No sex with other employees.    

695
00:33:47,191 --> 00:33:49,068
        -Unless two people--        
             -Or more--             

696
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:50,862
              [laughs]              

697
00:33:50,903 --> 00:33:54,741
          Yeah, okay. Agree to it. 

698
00:33:54,782 --> 00:33:56,200
          Use protection.           

699
00:33:56,242 --> 00:33:58,995
 No lives should begin or end      
           at X to the X.           

700
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,288
     We're gonna send this out      
             by email?              

701
00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:01,330
 Yeah, we'd better,                
     so it lands.                   

702
00:34:01,372 --> 00:34:02,707
     But you make a good point.     

703
00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,542
      Keep confidential things      
           confidential.            

704
00:34:04,584 --> 00:34:06,169
             -Like this email.      
      -Yeah, yeah, like, uh...      

705
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:07,712
           no rev stats,            
         internal figures.          

706
00:34:07,754 --> 00:34:09,839
         Yeah, no, nothing          
 with the company name or logo.    

707
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:12,008
         No shop talk.              
 And whatever you do,              

708
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,177
          do not talk               
 to the fucking press, okay?       

709
00:34:14,218 --> 00:34:16,345
 That's it. Done. Nailed.          
    Send it company-wide.           

710
00:34:16,387 --> 00:34:18,222
          -[bottles clink]          
           -Company-wide?           

711
00:34:18,264 --> 00:34:20,224
      No, TK, this will leak.       

712
00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,560
   If I put my faith in anything,   
     it's got to be in my guys.     

713
00:34:22,602 --> 00:34:24,353
         All right? Just like they 
          put their faith in me.    

714
00:34:24,395 --> 00:34:26,355
        Now, if I want them         
   to stay quiet about something,   

715
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,900
 they're going to make Silent Bob 
    look chatty as Tracy Flick.     

716
00:34:28,941 --> 00:34:30,401
              Send it.              
      Let's go pack for Vegas.      

717
00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,489
        Yeah, I don't think         
     I'll be making this trip.      

718
00:34:35,948 --> 00:34:37,158
 By email?                         

719
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:38,951
 You don't...                      

720
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:42,121
 You know what?                    

721
00:34:42,163 --> 00:34:44,248
    Here's to you                   
 taking measures,                  

722
00:34:44,290 --> 00:34:45,583
 whether they fall short           
          or not.                   

723
00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,585
             And to our fail safe. 

724
00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,045
          [glasses clink]           

725
00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:55,051
      Fuck it, I'm not gonna let    
     a free gin and tonic stop me. 

726
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,552
                     I'm going in. 

727
00:34:56,594 --> 00:34:58,262
                      Hey, Travis? 

728
00:34:58,304 --> 00:35:02,058
          Care to comment           
 on what this event is all about? 

729
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:13,861
                      Oh, fuck.     
                   It's Whetbaker. 

730
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:16,906
      Goddamn. Rachel, Jill--       

731
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,574
 Why do you have such a hard-on    
          for my client?            

732
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:21,536
 This is an internal               
     company event.                 

733
00:35:21,577 --> 00:35:23,454
   Do they show up and bother you   

734
00:35:23,496 --> 00:35:25,373
 about your reporting              
     at your paper's                

735
00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:28,459
 Friday all-you-can-eat            
 wings night at Chili's?           

736
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:29,752
 Whetstone and Hazelbaker.         

737
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,129
           You hired a comms team. 

738
00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,713
              We did.               

739
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:36,050
              All questions         
       go through me or Whetstone. 

740
00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:38,136
    You got nannies                 
 for your Uberettos.               

741
00:35:38,177 --> 00:35:40,054
 That's a goddamn grown-up move,   
              Travis.               

742
00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:42,473
     Nothing that happens here      
 is gonna get back to the press.   

743
00:35:42,515 --> 00:35:44,016
             Unless we want it to. 

744
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,769
              [Travis]              
 Tonight, Travis isn't speaking.   

745
00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:51,357
   Instead it's time for a lesson   
        from Prof. Kalanick.        

746
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,150
       [cheers and applause]        

747
00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:54,819
 Now, there are fuckers out there 
 that are gonna say we got lucky. 

748
00:35:54,861 --> 00:35:56,487
      Is that what you think?       

749
00:35:56,529 --> 00:35:58,197
               [all]                
                No!                 

750
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:02,827
    All right, because you work     
       your asses off, right?       

751
00:36:02,869 --> 00:36:04,954
               [all]                
                Yes!                

752
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:08,958
        But also check this.        
   You did get lucky. We all did.   

753
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,710
    Because we found each other.    

754
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:14,172
       And we get to work at        
   the greatest company on earth.   

755
00:36:14,213 --> 00:36:15,756
               [all]                
                Yes!                

756
00:36:15,798 --> 00:36:19,093
          A world-changer.          
           A world-mover.           

757
00:36:19,135 --> 00:36:23,139
     A company that believes...     

758
00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,267
       in these core values.        

759
00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,685
       [cheers and applause]        

760
00:36:29,061 --> 00:36:30,688
        Pretty good, right?         

761
00:36:32,398 --> 00:36:33,774
          Check these out.          

762
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:37,778
            Number one:             
       A: always be hustling.       

763
00:36:39,071 --> 00:36:40,531
        Always be hustling.         

764
00:36:40,573 --> 00:36:43,326
         At Uber, we put in         
      the blood and the sweat       

765
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:46,162
    required to get the job done    
           at all times.            

766
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,832
 We work harder, we work longer,   
        and we work smarter.        

767
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:53,377
   Not just two out of the three.   
   We never stop hustling, right?   

768
00:36:53,419 --> 00:36:54,837
       [cheers and applause]        

769
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,255
            Number two:             

770
00:36:56,297 --> 00:36:58,382
       revolutions are won by       
          true believers.           

771
00:36:58,424 --> 00:37:01,761
          So be an owner,           
           not a renter.            

772
00:37:01,802 --> 00:37:05,097
        The fully committed,        
          zealous Uberetto          

773
00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:08,559
     owns the work that they do     
        each and every day.         

774
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,646
              Austin.               

775
00:37:11,687 --> 00:37:14,273
       Ladies and gentlemen,        
           Austin Geidt.            

776
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:16,442
       -[cheers and applause]       
            -Now, she--             

777
00:37:16,484 --> 00:37:20,279
   she is the walking embodiment    
        of this core value.         

778
00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:24,533
   Austin paves a path to victory   
           in every city.           

779
00:37:24,575 --> 00:37:26,827
         -Let her hear you!         
            -[all cheer]            

780
00:37:31,415 --> 00:37:33,417
       Now, all these values        
           are important.           

781
00:37:33,459 --> 00:37:37,046
      But for me, there's one       
 that rides high above the rest.   

782
00:37:37,088 --> 00:37:39,340
             Number 12:             

783
00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,759
        being super pumped.         

784
00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:45,930
         Being super pumped         
       gives us superpowers.        

785
00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,598
    Taking the biggest problems,    

786
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,725
            turning them            
     into amazing opportunities     

787
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:51,769
        to do great things.         

788
00:37:51,811 --> 00:37:53,437
          So are we lucky?          

789
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:55,439
         Fuck yes, we are!          

790
00:37:55,481 --> 00:37:58,901
        Because we get to be        
         super pumped 24/7,         

791
00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:01,112
 three-sixty-motherfucking-five!   

792
00:38:01,153 --> 00:38:02,363
       [cheers and applause]        

793
00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:03,614
               [man]                
                Yes!                

794
00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,666
        You know, one day--         

795
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:15,251
      one day, we're not just       
       gonna be transporting        

796
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,044
         customers in cars.         

797
00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:19,422
    We're gonna exist in a place    

798
00:38:19,463 --> 00:38:24,135
        where bits and atoms        
           come together.           

799
00:38:24,176 --> 00:38:26,304
             I am Uber.             

800
00:38:27,346 --> 00:38:28,764
           You are Uber.            

801
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:31,475
 But we're not just a technology. 

802
00:38:31,517 --> 00:38:34,478
         We're a technology         
         that moves cities          

803
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:36,480
        and their citizens.         

804
00:38:36,522 --> 00:38:39,233
       So I want you to take        
         these core values,         

805
00:38:39,275 --> 00:38:40,735
           but don't just           
         take 'em to heart.         

806
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,320
       I want you to fucking        
            inhale them             

807
00:38:42,361 --> 00:38:44,613
     so they become your oxygen     

808
00:38:44,655 --> 00:38:47,325
           as we continue           
             to conquer             

809
00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:49,410
      not just transportation,      

810
00:38:49,452 --> 00:38:51,162
           but the world!           

811
00:38:51,203 --> 00:38:53,164
       [cheers and applause]        

812
00:38:53,205 --> 00:38:54,415
               Whoo!                

813
00:38:54,457 --> 00:38:56,000
               Yeah!                

814
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:01,172
          All right, now,           
      I want to introduce you       

815
00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:05,092
      to our newest investors       
         and shareholders.          

816
00:39:05,134 --> 00:39:07,178
      Ladies and gentlemen...       

817
00:39:07,219 --> 00:39:10,264
         Jay-Z and Beyoncé!         

818
00:39:10,306 --> 00:39:12,308
       [cheers and applause]        

819
00:39:20,024 --> 00:39:21,484
       [cell phone vibrates]        

820
00:39:25,112 --> 00:39:26,822
                 -Hey.               
               -Hey.                

821
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,866
     I've been thinking about you.   

822
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:30,785
           -Yeah, me too.           
        -I can hardly hear you.      

823
00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,703
            Is that Beyoncé?         

824
00:39:32,745 --> 00:39:33,913
            Yes, it is.             

825
00:39:35,331 --> 00:39:37,166
                [laughs]             

826
00:39:37,208 --> 00:39:39,710
           Oh, my-- okay, um,        
       call me when you're back.     

827
00:39:39,752 --> 00:39:40,961
             All right.             

828
00:39:47,885 --> 00:39:50,721
      -I'd say that went well.      
 -From the feedback I've gotten,   

829
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:53,057
        everybody seemed to         
       have had a good time.        

830
00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:57,144
 [groans]                          

831
00:39:57,186 --> 00:40:00,064
 Okay, let's do it.                

832
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:04,068
 Line item: cleaning fee.          

833
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:05,945
          -[music blaring]          
         -[rowdy shouting]          

834
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:16,539
          Line item:                
 fine for public drinking.         

835
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:18,249
           [all cheering]           

836
00:40:21,961 --> 00:40:23,796
       [indistinct chanting]        

837
00:40:25,589 --> 00:40:27,258
 Tech bros gone wild.              

838
00:40:27,299 --> 00:40:29,135
             Don't knock it.        
       It's gonna buy you a house. 

839
00:40:29,176 --> 00:40:32,430
               Don't stop           
       Thinking about tomorrow      

840
00:40:32,471 --> 00:40:36,225
   Gentlemen, just some harmless    
 fun we'll get rid of right away. 

841
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,979
  It'll be better than before    

842
00:40:40,020 --> 00:40:42,273
            Line item:              
 elevator cleaning and repair.     

843
00:40:42,314 --> 00:40:44,108
 How's your night going?           

844
00:40:44,150 --> 00:40:46,152
        [coughs and retches]        

845
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:49,864
         Line item:                 
 fine for public nudity.           

846
00:40:50,906 --> 00:40:53,868
        Guys! Come on! Whoo!        

847
00:40:53,909 --> 00:40:55,619
             [laughing]             

848
00:40:55,661 --> 00:40:57,079
         And the medical expenses? 

849
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:00,791
              [grunts]              

850
00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:05,254
  If your life was bad to you    

851
00:41:05,296 --> 00:41:08,549
        Just think what tomorrow    
               Will do              

852
00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:11,302
        Line item: open bar.        
      Line item: room damage.       

853
00:41:11,343 --> 00:41:13,804
         Line item: payoff.         

854
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,556
           [all cheering]           

855
00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,603
  It'll be better than before    

856
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,982
            Yesterday's gone        
           Yesterday's gone         

857
00:41:26,066 --> 00:41:27,818
   Line item: private detective.    

858
00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:36,118
              Line item...           

859
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,830
         "Grand theft auto          
       and vehicular damage"?       

860
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,707
            [both laugh]            

861
00:41:41,749 --> 00:41:43,459
               -Whoo!               
               -Yeah!               

862
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:46,670
           [all cheering]           

863
00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,382
           -Slow it down!           
           -[all scream]            

864
00:41:50,424 --> 00:41:51,675
          -[tires squeal]           
           -[loud crash]            

865
00:41:55,054 --> 00:41:57,431
           Sign the NDA.            
       Just sign right there.       

866
00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:01,101
           Alright, thank you sir. 

867
00:42:01,143 --> 00:42:03,437
             Twenty-five goddamn-- 

868
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:05,940
            that is a comma         
      and a lot of fucking zeroes. 

869
00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:07,691
       Yeah, yeah, man,             
 the total is $25 million,         

870
00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,860
       but that does include        
         all room charges,          

871
00:42:09,902 --> 00:42:11,946
            and the, uh,            
       continental breakfast.       

872
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:14,323
 Oh, well, those were really good 
      blueberry muffins, so...      

873
00:42:14,365 --> 00:42:15,533
 [laughs]                          

874
00:42:16,575 --> 00:42:17,701
                        Hey, Bill. 

875
00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:19,370
                   Get some sleep? 

876
00:42:19,411 --> 00:42:20,871
     Travis, you know I didn't.     
            Not a wink.             

877
00:42:20,913 --> 00:42:22,289
           And it wasn't            
       because of the music.        

878
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:24,917
 -It was all the goddamned music. 
               -Yeah.               

879
00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:27,086
                  Well, they're     
               an exuberant bunch. 

880
00:42:27,127 --> 00:42:28,546
                             Yeah. 

881
00:42:28,587 --> 00:42:30,172
              Got to let them       
          off the leash sometimes. 

882
00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,715
             You'll be amazed       
        at the productivity we see 

883
00:42:31,757 --> 00:42:33,008
                  when we they get 
                   back to work.    

884
00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:35,761
              [Gurley]              
             Did they--             

885
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,096
 from up there?                    

886
00:42:40,933 --> 00:42:42,142
           [all cheering]           

887
00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,531
           I didn't think           
         that was possible.         

888
00:42:55,573 --> 00:42:56,907
 Yeah, but-- yeah, yeah.           

889
00:42:56,949 --> 00:42:59,785
     The launch angle               
 times the velocity...             

890
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,328
                They're engineers. 

891
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,580
 Yeah.                             

892
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,627
               Yeah.                

893
00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:15,467
         [car horn blaring]         

894
00:43:19,763 --> 00:43:20,931
 [Amy]                             
 Hey.                              

895
00:43:20,973 --> 00:43:22,600
                Hey.                

896
00:43:22,641 --> 00:43:24,435
 I brought you a clean shirt.      

897
00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:26,604
      I've got to get back          
 and get the kids to school.       

898
00:43:26,645 --> 00:43:28,731
                -Mm.                
            -Thank you.             

899
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:30,941
            -Would you?             
            -Yeah. Move.            

900
00:43:35,779 --> 00:43:37,031
 How was it?                       

901
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:39,658
 Oh, uh...                         

902
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,577
 kind of like Waco.                

903
00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:42,953
             Thing is,              
                 he pulled it off. 

904
00:43:42,995 --> 00:43:44,413
 But it was a...                   

905
00:43:44,455 --> 00:43:45,956
               you know, more like 
                a streak shooter    

906
00:43:45,998 --> 00:43:48,292
         when he nails a 40-footer 
             to win the game.       

907
00:43:48,334 --> 00:43:50,294
            You're happy for the W 
               but, you know--      

908
00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,630
    You might be in                 
 for a long season.                

909
00:43:52,671 --> 00:43:56,300
      Might could be that Waco      
     turns into Jonestown, yes.     

910
00:43:57,676 --> 00:43:59,303
    How are you gonna stop that?    

911
00:43:59,345 --> 00:44:01,513
     Figure out a way to make sure 

912
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:03,766
        that the Flavor Aid         
       and water never meet.        

913
00:44:06,268 --> 00:44:08,479
 You changed your hair.            

914
00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,189
           [both chuckle]           

915
00:44:11,940 --> 00:44:13,984
 I like it. Yeah.                  

916
00:44:14,026 --> 00:44:16,070
 It's, um-- it's more hip.         

917
00:44:17,529 --> 00:44:18,739
 Thanks.                           

918
00:44:20,616 --> 00:44:21,825
           Are you okay?            

919
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,162
                             Yeah. 

920
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:27,122
 Yeah?                             

921
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,083
 I got a call from Angie.          

922
00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:33,712
 Why didn't you tell me?           
         I mean...                  

923
00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:36,340
           what happened?           

924
00:44:37,424 --> 00:44:39,510
           It just ran its course. 

925
00:44:39,551 --> 00:44:41,136
               I met somebody new. 

926
00:44:41,178 --> 00:44:42,763
    I think you'd really like her, 
              actually.             

927
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:45,974
 Well...                           

928
00:44:48,769 --> 00:44:50,020
 [scoffs]                          

929
00:44:50,062 --> 00:44:51,230
                             What? 

930
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,192
 Travis, you can't just            
     dispose of people              

931
00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:56,527
 in your life like that,           

932
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:58,696
 especially somebody               
   who stood by you.                

933
00:44:58,737 --> 00:45:01,156
   Mom, it wasn't like that, okay? 

934
00:45:01,198 --> 00:45:02,908
               I took care of her. 

935
00:45:02,950 --> 00:45:04,660
             We're still gonna be   
            in each other's lives. 

936
00:45:04,702 --> 00:45:06,078
            We're still gonna talk 
                  every day.        

937
00:45:07,162 --> 00:45:09,039
                   I did it right. 

938
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,548
             We were crying          
         in each other's arms.       

939
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,885
           We just both knew         
         that it was time to...      

940
00:45:24,012 --> 00:45:25,931
           set out on our own        
           separate journeys.        

941
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:30,644
       I just can't fucking do it    
          anymore, all right?        

942
00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:34,481
          I want... different.       

943
00:45:34,523 --> 00:45:36,066
          Different level           
           of commitment?           

944
00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:39,194
        Different dynamics?         
         Different bodies?          

945
00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:41,071
         Yeah. All of that.         
             Different.             

946
00:45:41,113 --> 00:45:44,742
          Just-- you know,          
       I wish I didn't, but--       

947
00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:46,118
              [scoffs]              

948
00:45:47,161 --> 00:45:48,412
                           [sighs] 

949
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:49,705
          Look, I'm sorry.          

950
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:50,914
            Like I said,            
         I wish it didn't.          

951
00:45:56,628 --> 00:45:58,756
         You can take your          
          time moving out.          

952
00:45:58,797 --> 00:46:00,632
       I'll stay with Crystal       
          for a few days.           

953
00:46:00,674 --> 00:46:02,092
        Oh, I'm moving out?         

954
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:03,343
       -Well, yeah. It's my--       
            -No, no, no.            

955
00:46:03,385 --> 00:46:04,803
     I can't lose the Jam Pad.      

956
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,138
           It's for work.           

957
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:10,058
          It really means           
         that much to you?          

958
00:46:10,100 --> 00:46:12,102
        Yes. It's where I do        
       all my best thinking.        

959
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,564
       Okay, look, how about this? 

960
00:46:15,606 --> 00:46:17,775
           I'm gonna set you up     
        in a new apartment, right? 

961
00:46:17,816 --> 00:46:20,110
         Anywhere you like.         
             You pick.              

962
00:46:20,152 --> 00:46:21,820
          And I'll buy you          
         out of this place.         

963
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:27,659
               Okay.                

964
00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:38,462
         I guess I was just         
          your seed round.          

965
00:46:43,675 --> 00:46:45,135
 [door closes]                     

966
00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,309
             All right.             
           Get home safe.           

967
00:46:52,351 --> 00:46:53,977
              I will.               

968
00:46:54,019 --> 00:46:55,854
            You be good.            

969
00:46:55,896 --> 00:46:58,106
             Of course.             

970
00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,983
    Don't sweet-talk your mother    
        and say "Of course."        

971
00:47:00,025 --> 00:47:01,819
            -[chuckles]             
            -You do it.             

972
00:47:01,860 --> 00:47:03,111
             All right.             

973
00:47:08,367 --> 00:47:09,701
                         Love you. 

974
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:41,358
           Excuse me. Hi.           

975
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:42,860
 Could you just tell me,           

976
00:47:42,901 --> 00:47:44,361
 what made you choose Lyft         
       instead of Uber?             

977
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,113
 Uh, well, it's so much cheaper,   

978
00:47:46,154 --> 00:47:48,115
          and the drivers           
        are super-friendly.         

979
00:47:48,156 --> 00:47:50,367
 All right. Got it. Buddy, I was   
   thinking of becoming a driver.   

980
00:47:50,409 --> 00:47:52,202
           What do I need to know? 

981
00:47:52,244 --> 00:47:54,621
       Here, man.                   
 We make more money.               

982
00:47:54,663 --> 00:47:56,331
          And we get tips.          

983
00:47:56,373 --> 00:47:58,417
    That's something I never got    
         driving for Uber.          

984
00:48:11,013 --> 00:48:13,557
         Yeah, I'm looking          
         at rider bonuses,          

985
00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:15,559
    driver appreciation parties.    

986
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:19,354
    I mean, these motherfuckers,    
   they're stealing all my shit.    

987
00:48:22,858 --> 00:48:25,903
 Oh, we are going to fucking war. 

988
00:48:25,944 --> 00:48:28,822
            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

989
00:48:28,864 --> 00:48:31,742
            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

990
00:48:31,783 --> 00:48:34,703
            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

991
00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,372
            Breaking the law        
           Breaking the law         

992
00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:40,250
              So much for           
          The golden future         

993
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:43,587
          I can't even start       

994
00:48:43,629 --> 00:48:46,131
             I've had every         
            Promise broken