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Go on, get him out of the van!
Angel! They're here.

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Get down Mall cop.

4
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Oh god please don't kill
me, I just started this job 3 days

5
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ago. I'm just a driver!

6
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I didn't ask for your resume.

7
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Why did we take the driver?

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You always want to take
more than one hostage, at least

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two hostages. It's a good rule
of thumb, just in case you need

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to shoot one of them.
I'll show you right now.

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Hahaha, you look like
a hulked up Doogie Houser!

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You got what you want!
You don't have to shoot anyone!

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Is that so? Then this should
be pretty straightforward.

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The code to the case!

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Wait, you know
what's in the case right?

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The code! Or I
ventilate your kneecaps.

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You paint quite a
picture. 6-7-7-2.

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Far out.

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Call M.A.X. Let him
know we found what Lord

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Menace requested.

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Hahahaha. In a world so
filled with villainy, criminals who

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think themselves above the law.
The only thing standing

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valiantly in the shadows,
between this city and total

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anarchy.

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Heroes.

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Is justice! We are the justice
Angel Gang, and when the

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people cry 'Save us'!
We whisper 'no problem'.

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Hahahaha.

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Come on! Kill them all!
Kill them all!

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It's ok! The name's
Blinx, come with me if you want to live.

31
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There they are, over there!

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You ok?

33
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You should be out there.

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It's uh,
it's too much gun fire!

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That's what I thought.

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Now don't start!

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Brain!

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Brain, we need you!

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Oh thank god!

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Oh thank you, thank you.

41
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There, there ordinary
citizen, no need to thank me.

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Villains know when they've
been out match...

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I got this.

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Hank wait!

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You're just a neutral.

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Fear center of the brain is at
maximum, you're not worthy.

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But I sense another.

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Now that I've finished the warm
up, who's next?

49
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Who might you be?

50
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Looking for me?

51
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Could it be?
A worthy adversary?

52
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Maybe.

53
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But you're gonna
have to catch me first.

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Hmmm. Interesting.

55
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Is this what Lord
Menace was expecting?

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We have the thorium compound.
You will be handsomely rewarded.

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Move your men out.

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I don't take no orders
from a god-damned

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toaster in a straight-jacket.

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Would you like to see what
this toaster is capable of?

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This deal's getting
worse all the time.

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Come on!

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Thank you
for coming in Mr. Martin.

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Your resume is,
adequate. We'll let you know.

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Well, that's it?

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I don't understand the question.

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Don't you need more background?

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No.

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More experience?

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No.

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Cuz I can go get you-

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Off the record, Mr. Martin...

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this is not the type
of resume that's going to land

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you a position with our company.

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You haven't worked in 8 months.

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It's not my fault,
the economy is rough.

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Not for us.
We'll let you know.

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Hey Carl.

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Hey Joe, how are ya?

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Muriel won't let me smoke in
the house anymore.

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See ya Carl.

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Have a good one.

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Loser.

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Slug.

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Sarah!

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Don't distract her, she's
making my sandwich.

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"Don't distract her,
she's making my sandwich"

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Weirdo.

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Head Shot!

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Oh!

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Oh my god!
I'm sorry baby, I didn't see you.

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It's ok, it's ok it's ok!
Is it ok?

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I think so here, we don't
need you bleeding at interviews.

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Let me see.

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It couldn't be any rougher
than it was this morning.

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It didn't go well?

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No, it was horrible.

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I feel like I'm Saran-Wrap
and they're just looking

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right through me
on to the next guy.

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Let me see,

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Alright I think you're ok.

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My hero.

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I know.

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You'll catch a break
on the next one, alright?

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No, that's it for today.
No more-

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Actually, I got you
another interview.

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Muriel's son said that there's a
job opening where he works.

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It's decent hours,
not great pay.

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Where?

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Just right around the corner.

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Doing?

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Hm?

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Doing?

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Management.

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Of?

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Tell him.

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Waste.

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Garbage?!

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Joe, I know
that it's not ideal...

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Baby, I got interviews!

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Interviews don't pay mortgages.

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I know.
I'm supposed to be the

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man of the house and I can't
even buy a carton of eggs.

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Joe has no huevos.

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Look baby, I just don't think
right now's the time for me

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to look at being a garbageman.

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Waste management.

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I deal with enough
garbage all day long.

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Is my sandwich ready?

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Speaking of wasted garbage.

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Now's not the
time for pride Joe.

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Yeah Joe, when you going to
stop leeching off my sister?

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I don't leach off your sister!

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Yes you do!

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At least he tries, which is more
than I can say for you.

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Did you know he spent
the last two days

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watching Judge Judy marathons?

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Baby I was exhausted!

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00:09:01,342 --> 00:09:02,576
- Seriously?!
- I got stress!

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I've got stress!

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00:09:03,944 --> 00:09:04,812
Over what?!

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00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:06,580
Hearing you have sex
in the next room!

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00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:07,581
What?!

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Yeah, you have thin walls!

145
00:09:08,682 --> 00:09:10,251
And seriously, what is
up with the monkey noises?

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- You can hear that?!
- Yes, I can hear that!

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How thin are our walls?

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Baby!

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I hope you freaking
choke on that sandwich.

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Baby!

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Uh-oh! Sad Sarah!

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Joe, no. no.

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Need monkey?
Sad Sarah need sexy monkey?!

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Stop seriously.

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What? What?

156
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This is serious!

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I know it's serious.

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Why are you so serious?

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We're not kids anymore!

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I know we're not kids.

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But I took care of us then,
and I'll take care of us now.

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I know babe, but I'm the one
with all the responsibility now.

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Ok? And I know it's not easy,
but we have to do this together.

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Ok, I can't do this by myself.

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We're a whole.

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Really?

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'Cause I said whole?

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Well, you're
the one who said it.

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00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,137
Oh, my god!
What is wrong with you?!

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00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,907
Look, I want to feel
like a man again, I do.

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00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,711
I mean, I remember
the stories you used to tell me

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00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:14,849
about when your dad left, and
how you took care of everyone.

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And I want to do that for you.

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I want to do that for us.

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And you're right, you've carried
this burden way too long.

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Ok, you need to just go into
those interviews,

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and show them how amazing
and confident you are, and lie.

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Lie?

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00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,267
Not lie, not lie.

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00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,703
Just show them how
important and good you are

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because you deserve it.

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00:10:38,339 --> 00:10:41,642
Yeah, I can do that.

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Couldn't do any worse could it?

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My Hero.

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00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:48,949
I know.

186
00:10:50,184 --> 00:10:52,753
You feel like a man to me.

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Do I?

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- Do I?
- Yes.

189
00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:56,423
- Do I?
- Yes.

190
00:10:56,457 --> 00:10:57,024
Yeah, do it again.

191
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,359
- Yes.
- Do it more.

192
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Do it till milk comes out.

193
00:11:00,361 --> 00:11:02,830
Are you thirsty?
There you go, just drink it.

194
00:11:07,201 --> 00:11:09,436
Are you sure there's nothing
else in the paper from today?

195
00:11:09,470 --> 00:11:11,438
Yes. No baby, I...

196
00:11:11,472 --> 00:11:12,873
You looked at all the jobs?

197
00:11:12,907 --> 00:11:14,241
I'm looking at it right now.

198
00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:15,876
Well don't feel like you
have to hold back.

199
00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:18,913
It's ok to exaggerate
a bit on your qualifications.

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00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:20,047
Get your foot in the door.

201
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,048
Yes, yes, yes.

202
00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,116
Are you even listening Joe?

203
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,051
You know what, let me
give you a call right back.

204
00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:25,486
Ok, let me know
how it goes. Love you!

205
00:11:25,520 --> 00:11:27,021
Ok, you too.

206
00:11:37,498 --> 00:11:39,767
Are you here
for the interview?

207
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,102
Oh, no. No.

208
00:11:45,439 --> 00:11:48,442
Fourteenth floor.
Welcome to Heroics Incorporated.

209
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,811
Mind your step.

210
00:11:55,316 --> 00:11:58,452
Heroics Inc. Yes sir,
we still have one position available.

211
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:01,255
Tomorrow
between 1 and 2?

212
00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:03,824
Great, thank you.
We'll see you then.

213
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,025
Yes, how can I help you?

214
00:12:05,359 --> 00:12:08,329
Hi, I'm Joe Martin, I called
about the ad in the paper?

215
00:12:08,362 --> 00:12:09,863
The 3 o'clock appointment.

216
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:10,431
Yes!

217
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,167
I like your look.
It's different.

218
00:12:13,702 --> 00:12:15,503
Very average citizen.

219
00:12:16,070 --> 00:12:16,870
Thanks.

220
00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:21,075
Mr. Simons to conference
room A. Mr. Simons to conference room A.

221
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:26,146
Hey man, should I have come
in a costume or something?

222
00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:29,416
Oh, no man,
it's for the kiddos.

223
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:33,954
For the kiddos!
Now it makes sense.

224
00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:36,223
So you guys do this stuff for
like, birthday parties and

225
00:12:36,257 --> 00:12:38,392
Bar Mitzvahs and conventions

226
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,294
for like comic books and stuff?

227
00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:42,229
Yeah. This job is a joke.

228
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:48,068
Really?

229
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:49,470
Yeah, there's no
crime left in the city.

230
00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:51,539
All that's left is...

231
00:12:51,573 --> 00:12:54,108
a bunch of yahoos and geeks
running around in spandex

232
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:55,510
trying to out-virgin
each other.

233
00:12:56,544 --> 00:12:58,979
I mean, you at least look like
you might be normal.

234
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,583
Like you took your action
figures out of the package

235
00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:03,250
and played with them
a little bit.

236
00:13:03,585 --> 00:13:05,486
Maybe touched a boob.

237
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,555
Look at this guy.

238
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:10,991
Hey buddy what are you supposed
to be? A smurf at the prom?

239
00:13:11,559 --> 00:13:13,595
Oh, come on Wallace. Don't act
like you don't know me man,

240
00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:16,163
you think that costume fools me?
We went to elementary school

241
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:18,832
together, you used to cry every
day on the playground.

242
00:13:18,866 --> 00:13:20,568
I don't think I would call you
for an emergency unless

243
00:13:20,602 --> 00:13:24,104
you could use your super-sissy
tears to put out a fire.

244
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:26,473
Yeah go home! Go ahead man.

245
00:13:26,508 --> 00:13:28,576
Go home and cry to Mom,
Betsy-Wetsy, I'll be over to

246
00:13:28,610 --> 00:13:32,012
beat you up and take your
lunch money. Haha-Haha!

247
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,950
Well, I mean,
I guess its a paycheck.

248
00:13:36,984 --> 00:13:39,386
My wife says
I should exaggerate.

249
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:43,290
Oh, hell man. Exaggerate,
put it all out there dude,

250
00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,325
they'll eat it up. Oh yeah.

251
00:13:44,358 --> 00:13:46,927
Mr. Garrett
to conference room A.

252
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,296
Mr. Garrett
to conference room A.

253
00:13:49,664 --> 00:13:51,432
That's me.

254
00:13:53,635 --> 00:13:55,035
Here, you want to finish those?

255
00:13:55,069 --> 00:13:56,904
Alright, well hey,
good luck man.

256
00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:58,005
You too!

257
00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:02,577
My name is Dat-Man.

258
00:14:02,610 --> 00:14:04,612
I am the defender of
old technology.

259
00:14:04,646 --> 00:14:06,914
Next!

260
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,282
Do you have a 401-K?

261
00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:09,751
Next!

262
00:14:09,784 --> 00:14:14,522
I'm the Mag-Pie, and basically,
I'm like Aquaman, but for birds.

263
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:17,592
Do you guys want
to hear my bird calls?

264
00:14:19,661 --> 00:14:20,628
Next.

265
00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:22,896
I'm a Super. You need a Super.

266
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:23,997
Next!

267
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,399
I do own a massive
collection of goats.

268
00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,502
I am the Mighty
Placeholder! The hero's hero.

269
00:14:27,535 --> 00:14:28,503
Next.

270
00:14:28,536 --> 00:14:30,638
I'm Captain
Kill Devil. Ahoy.

271
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:32,139
I am Captain Crow's-Feet.

272
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:33,207
Next!

273
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:42,249
I'm sorry, you are The Nudist?

274
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,486
Yeah, or I mean Glen.

275
00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,254
But The Nudist is fine.

276
00:14:48,088 --> 00:14:50,357
I just don't see how that's
a super power.

277
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:56,430
Oh wow! OK.

278
00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,233
Very impressive.

279
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,602
Not bad yourself.

280
00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:01,603
You can go now.

281
00:15:01,636 --> 00:15:02,604
Huh?

282
00:15:02,637 --> 00:15:03,605
Go Now.

283
00:15:03,638 --> 00:15:05,272
- Did I get it?
- Go Now!

284
00:15:05,305 --> 00:15:07,174
Mr. Martin to conference room A.

285
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:09,343
Mr. Martin, conference room A.

286
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:26,661
Your motivation is to
stay married.

287
00:15:29,664 --> 00:15:30,698
What was your name again?

288
00:15:30,732 --> 00:15:31,932
Joe.

289
00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,702
Just average Joe?

290
00:15:34,736 --> 00:15:36,303
Mm-hmm. Yep.

291
00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:38,372
I like it.

292
00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,377
Could you tell us a
little bit about yourself Joe?

293
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:47,381
Sure! I actually
have a passion against evil,

294
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,283
I actually just got back
from the east coast

295
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:52,554
where I was battling
my arch-nemesis The Crusher.

296
00:15:52,587 --> 00:15:54,722
He threw me into a
building in Manhattan

297
00:15:54,756 --> 00:15:56,490
and it crumbled
all around me.

298
00:15:56,524 --> 00:15:58,292
I was able to fight my way
out and destroy

299
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,695
the two nuclear warheads
that were going to destroy

300
00:16:00,728 --> 00:16:02,029
life as we know it.

301
00:16:02,062 --> 00:16:03,665
Or as they know it.

302
00:16:04,465 --> 00:16:05,733
Where's your costume?

303
00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:09,102
Oh you see, that's my trick.
I like to blend in.

304
00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,539
That way the villains,
they don't see me coming

305
00:16:11,573 --> 00:16:12,707
and then BAM!

306
00:16:12,740 --> 00:16:15,175
I zap them with
my eye lasers.

307
00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:16,711
Could we get a demonstration?

308
00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,312
Do you have a death wish?

309
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,348
How strong are you?

310
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,619
Oh, strong enough to lift
about 3 school buses

311
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:26,019
over my head at the same time.

312
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,488
As strong as Hercules?

313
00:16:27,522 --> 00:16:31,091
I'd eat Hercules for breakfast.

314
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:32,392
Come on bro!

315
00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:35,597
Wow, A+ for showmanship.

316
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:39,366
Could you tell me your
powers again?

317
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,668
Sure!

318
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:44,171
I can fly, of course,
I can shoot laser beams out of my eyes.

319
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,740
Oh yeah!
I'm bulletproof.

320
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:49,076
So we might as well just call
you the ultimate crimefighter?

321
00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:51,746
Why wouldn't you?

322
00:16:51,779 --> 00:16:53,781
- Why wouldn't we?
- I don't know!

323
00:16:56,283 --> 00:16:57,785
Quite honestly, Joe, you're
the best candidate

324
00:16:57,819 --> 00:16:59,052
we've seen all day.

325
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,822
Yeah, all day we've had...

326
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,257
"my dad sent me here
on a rocket ship" OR

327
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:06,293
"I got bit by a
radioactive whatever"

328
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:09,597
But this is bold, audacious.

329
00:17:10,598 --> 00:17:13,500
Would you give me and my
colleague a moment to confer?

330
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,770
Sure, chat away.

331
00:17:20,508 --> 00:17:22,175
Hey, how'd you do that?

332
00:17:25,279 --> 00:17:26,514
Congratulations!

333
00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:27,582
Really?!

334
00:17:27,615 --> 00:17:29,349
Yep!
Welcome aboard!

335
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:32,754
No way! My wife is
gonna be so excited!

336
00:17:32,787 --> 00:17:33,755
You don't even know!

337
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:37,324
Let's get you over to H.R. and
get everything squared away.

338
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,325
Ok.

339
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,794
Did you say you were married?

340
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:41,194
Yeah.

341
00:17:41,963 --> 00:17:43,798
You don't hear about
that much in this field.

342
00:17:43,831 --> 00:17:45,700
Except for the Parkers.

343
00:17:48,603 --> 00:17:50,505
Well, all that's left
is to get you to H.R.,

344
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:54,074
get you fitted and get you out
on those streets fighting crime.

345
00:17:54,676 --> 00:17:56,544
Thanks.
So was it an optical illusion?

346
00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:59,379
The way you moved so fast?

347
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:00,848
Oh, that's my super power.

348
00:18:01,516 --> 00:18:05,352
Oh.

349
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:07,487
Wait! Did you say
fighting crime?

350
00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:09,489
Lift activated.

351
00:18:09,524 --> 00:18:11,859
Transferring to
main headquarters.

352
00:18:11,893 --> 00:18:13,360
Please watch your
hands.

353
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:15,195
Hello?

354
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,496
Phase 3 commencing.

355
00:18:16,531 --> 00:18:18,533
Observe all safety
procedures.

356
00:18:19,067 --> 00:18:20,233
Transporter separation.

357
00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,502
I'm kinda in the dark here!

358
00:18:21,536 --> 00:18:23,738
Low lights on.

359
00:18:23,771 --> 00:18:25,372
Hello?

360
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,207
Hey, I'm looking for H.R.?

361
00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:31,512
I am H.R.!
Heinrich Rammelstein.

362
00:18:31,946 --> 00:18:33,615
But you can call me...

363
00:18:35,683 --> 00:18:37,284
Dr. Mystico!

364
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:41,823
I apologize for the
state of my lab!

365
00:18:42,356 --> 00:18:43,524
Let's get you changed.

366
00:18:43,558 --> 00:18:45,526
Wait, so what's phase 3?

367
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:50,364
Blue, Average Joe,
blue collar. Makes sense yes?

368
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,900
We're going to go with
a very basic look this time.

369
00:18:52,934 --> 00:18:54,301
There you go.

370
00:18:56,904 --> 00:18:58,438
This will do.

371
00:19:00,608 --> 00:19:03,544
So, do kids get to
see all this back here?

372
00:19:03,578 --> 00:19:04,579
Kids?!

373
00:19:04,979 --> 00:19:07,180
No, this is no
place for children!

374
00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:08,816
Are you mad?

375
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:11,485
They could touch this and
particles and molecules

376
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:12,319
would get mixed up.

377
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,821
And this!
This hasn't been washed!

378
00:19:14,522 --> 00:19:16,691
The children could come,
and they could flip this

379
00:19:16,724 --> 00:19:18,492
and all hell would break loo ...!

380
00:19:19,927 --> 00:19:20,995
...would break loose.

381
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:23,698
I thought I was filling
out paperwork, not briefs!

382
00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:25,499
Oh, you're a funny one!

383
00:19:25,533 --> 00:19:28,836
Now that you've got your suit
let's move on with the mission.

384
00:19:28,870 --> 00:19:30,203
Mission?!

385
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:31,939
Now, exactly what do
you mean by mission?

386
00:19:31,973 --> 00:19:33,240
Crime fighting!

387
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:34,542
Welcome to the party pal.

388
00:19:34,942 --> 00:19:36,544
Oh boy.

389
00:19:37,745 --> 00:19:39,580
Alright there's been
a chemical plant break-in

390
00:19:39,614 --> 00:19:42,416
that just turned into
a hostage situation!

391
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,818
Hostages?!
Wait a minute.

392
00:19:43,851 --> 00:19:45,352
There must be some mistake.

393
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,521
See you there Doc!

394
00:19:46,554 --> 00:19:48,488
Are you guys
real super heroes?!

395
00:19:48,523 --> 00:19:49,657
I'm a pacifist.

396
00:19:49,691 --> 00:19:50,658
What?!

397
00:19:50,692 --> 00:19:51,993
I'm a science officer.

398
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:53,961
I don't believe in violence.

399
00:19:53,995 --> 00:19:55,663
It's icky.

400
00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:57,699
Hold that thought!

401
00:20:01,869 --> 00:20:03,971
All units in the
vicinity of Cash and Lincoln

402
00:20:04,005 --> 00:20:07,340
10-89 in progress at
1988 Cash Avenue.

403
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,645
Be advised. Several armed
gunmen have taken hostages.

404
00:20:10,978 --> 00:20:13,380
Suspects are considered
armed and extremely dangerous.

405
00:20:13,915 --> 00:20:15,583
All units in the area respond.

406
00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:22,824
Captain, they're here!

407
00:20:22,857 --> 00:20:24,625
About time!

408
00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:26,861
Hallenbeck!

409
00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:28,596
I made the call, but
the captain is in charge.

410
00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:29,864
Riggs, go
get 5 more coffees!

411
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,799
I'm not your secretary!

412
00:20:34,802 --> 00:20:37,437
Hallenbeck! I'm waiting
on SWAT and you bring me

413
00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:39,006
The Mighty Morphin
Powder Puff Rangers?!

414
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,374
Aw, someone's still bitter
cuz he didn't make the cut for hero.

415
00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:42,210
Larry!

416
00:20:42,242 --> 00:20:43,644
Not my fault
he has brittle bones!

417
00:20:43,678 --> 00:20:44,879
I hate you Larry.

418
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:46,614
And who the hell are you?

419
00:20:46,647 --> 00:20:47,815
My name is Average Joe.

420
00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,416
He's new Captain, but he checked
out. He's bulletproof and

421
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,885
he's got lasers that
shoot out of his eyes.

422
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:53,487
Well then what the hell are you
letting him stare at me for?!

423
00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:55,656
I'm sorry! Jesus they're
shooting at us!

424
00:20:57,792 --> 00:21:00,661
There's a bunch of maniacs in
there with some hostages.

425
00:21:00,695 --> 00:21:03,463
They've got the place rigged to
blow with a shitload of C-4.

426
00:21:03,497 --> 00:21:05,332
Sounds like an A-6 scenario.

427
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,668
We're going to need someone
bulletproof to lead the charge.

428
00:21:10,571 --> 00:21:12,372
No one knows
what you're saying!

429
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:14,441
Joe, you're the
only one qualified!

430
00:21:14,474 --> 00:21:15,710
No, I'm not even
supposed to be here!

431
00:21:15,743 --> 00:21:16,811
I'm not supposed
to be doing this!

432
00:21:16,844 --> 00:21:19,412
Listen, fly in there,
disable it,

433
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,882
hell, blow it up
for all I care!

434
00:21:20,915 --> 00:21:24,351
Just get it the hell out
of here so we can all go home!

435
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,053
Do what you were born to do.

436
00:21:26,087 --> 00:21:27,420
Be a hero!

437
00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:38,933
Hold your fire!
Hold your fire!

438
00:21:40,367 --> 00:21:40,835
Ok.

439
00:21:42,603 --> 00:21:44,539
Alright.

440
00:21:56,918 --> 00:21:59,620
Aw... alright

441
00:21:59,654 --> 00:22:01,421
WHY?!

442
00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:04,525
Shit, shit shit!

443
00:22:04,559 --> 00:22:05,760
Aaahhh!!!

444
00:22:07,695 --> 00:22:08,495
That was weird.

445
00:22:08,529 --> 00:22:10,965
I'm getting massive
power readings.

446
00:22:10,998 --> 00:22:11,966
Who is this?

447
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:13,000
Angel gang.

448
00:22:13,034 --> 00:22:14,035
Not his style.

449
00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:16,838
Unless he's working
for someone else.

450
00:22:16,871 --> 00:22:18,072
Let's move!

451
00:22:19,974 --> 00:22:21,642
Someone wake up Larry!

452
00:22:36,824 --> 00:22:37,925
Let's go!

453
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,931
Mary.
Mary. Come in Mary.

454
00:22:43,965 --> 00:22:45,365
Mary answer your thing.

455
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,736
Mary it's Dr. Mystico, answer.

456
00:22:48,769 --> 00:22:49,637
Doc what is it?

457
00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,939
We found a machine down here.

458
00:22:51,973 --> 00:22:52,940
On screen.

459
00:22:52,974 --> 00:22:54,609
It doesn't look good.

460
00:22:54,642 --> 00:22:56,443
Doc we don't have time
for this just find the bomb.

461
00:22:56,644 --> 00:22:58,713
You find the bomb!

462
00:23:00,514 --> 00:23:02,516
Oh God, please don't let me die.

463
00:23:06,988 --> 00:23:09,924
Everything's going
to be alright, just wait.

464
00:23:10,457 --> 00:23:12,560
Do what you were born to do.

465
00:23:12,994 --> 00:23:14,562
I was born to run like hell.

466
00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:18,599
How do you even
disarm this thing?

467
00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:22,136
Is it the red one?

468
00:23:23,170 --> 00:23:24,505
Is it the green one?!

469
00:23:26,540 --> 00:23:27,875
You're not helping me!

470
00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:30,778
In the movies it's
always the green one.

471
00:23:31,612 --> 00:23:33,681
I'm sure it's
always the green one.

472
00:23:33,714 --> 00:23:35,016
What are you doing?!

473
00:23:35,316 --> 00:23:36,717
Are you touching the bomb?

474
00:23:36,751 --> 00:23:38,185
Are you even qualified
to touch the bomb?!

475
00:23:38,219 --> 00:23:39,754
Are you even a real hero?

476
00:23:40,955 --> 00:23:41,923
You lied?!

477
00:23:41,956 --> 00:23:42,924
You mean you hired a-

478
00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:43,925
Shut it Hank!

479
00:23:43,958 --> 00:23:45,660
I'm Nightwatchman.

480
00:23:45,693 --> 00:23:48,062
Unbelievable!

481
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,196
Guys, if I could just
say something-

482
00:23:49,230 --> 00:23:51,565
You think you could have
done a better job? Guys!

483
00:23:51,599 --> 00:23:52,566
Oh, I think I could.

484
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:53,466
I think it's fairly obvious!

485
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,603
Oh, so you're saying
I made a mistake?!

486
00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:56,904
It's VERY obvious.

487
00:23:56,938 --> 00:23:59,206
I don't make mistakes!

488
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,608
Guys, just one second!

489
00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:01,609
WHAT?!

490
00:24:01,642 --> 00:24:03,744
This things
about to go off!

491
00:24:03,778 --> 00:24:05,246
Balls!

492
00:24:34,642 --> 00:24:36,177
What happened?

493
00:24:38,279 --> 00:24:40,948
I agree with you Mrs.
Mayor. This is unacceptable!

494
00:24:42,750 --> 00:24:46,087
But have faith, you
made the right decision.

495
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:47,487
Did I?

496
00:24:47,521 --> 00:24:50,224
Your heroes cleaned up
the city 10 years ago.

497
00:24:50,257 --> 00:24:52,760
They did it quietly,
no theatrics.

498
00:24:52,793 --> 00:24:54,628
No spectacle.

499
00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:57,131
I won't tolerate
any mistakes Mary.

500
00:24:57,164 --> 00:25:01,702
I can send you back to that
crummy PR firm you came from.

501
00:25:01,736 --> 00:25:04,705
Oh, and rethink the uniforms.

502
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:07,975
You look like Zoro's fat cousin.

503
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,548
Should we kill him?

504
00:25:14,582 --> 00:25:15,549
We took an oath.

505
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,051
I ain't gonna say anything.

506
00:25:19,353 --> 00:25:22,156
Mary, I recognized
that device today.

507
00:25:22,823 --> 00:25:25,159
If Angel is working
with who I think.

508
00:25:26,293 --> 00:25:27,862
We're all in great danger.

509
00:25:33,034 --> 00:25:34,902
So what do I do now?

510
00:25:34,935 --> 00:25:38,005
So you go back to your wife,

511
00:25:38,606 --> 00:25:41,242
tell her you got the job,

512
00:25:41,275 --> 00:25:43,544
we'll see you in the morning.

513
00:25:57,892 --> 00:26:00,061
That's right
Maria, it was a massive explosion

514
00:26:00,094 --> 00:26:01,095
that rocked the lower
east side...

515
00:26:01,128 --> 00:26:03,097
Hey Babe!

516
00:26:03,130 --> 00:26:04,632
Hey.

517
00:26:04,665 --> 00:26:06,100
You've been
gone all day.

518
00:26:07,068 --> 00:26:09,804
Yeah, the uh....

519
00:26:09,837 --> 00:26:11,172
...the interview went long.

520
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,641
Is that good or bad?

521
00:26:15,709 --> 00:26:17,311
Bad.

522
00:26:19,146 --> 00:26:21,182
Bad enough to get the job.

523
00:26:22,083 --> 00:26:22,817
What?!

524
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,685
Baby, I got the job!

525
00:26:24,718 --> 00:26:25,686
You got the job?!

526
00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:26,687
Baby I did!

527
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,622
You joking?
You're serious?

528
00:26:28,656 --> 00:26:30,057
I love you!

529
00:26:30,091 --> 00:26:31,192
I love you,
take your clothes off!

530
00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:32,226
Ok!

531
00:26:38,032 --> 00:26:41,368
It's just us.
Just, stay there.

532
00:26:43,003 --> 00:26:44,905
Hey boss. How'd the test go?

533
00:26:44,939 --> 00:26:45,940
Cops came.

534
00:26:45,973 --> 00:26:48,342
We had to set off the bomb
and ditch the device.

535
00:26:49,009 --> 00:26:50,845
That sucks.

536
00:26:55,349 --> 00:26:57,418
Ok, listen here Iron-Dick.

537
00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:59,186
We're risking our
lives out there.

538
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:00,688
We're putting our necks out
there every night

539
00:27:00,721 --> 00:27:02,957
and you're going to pay me
three times my price

540
00:27:02,990 --> 00:27:05,059
or I'm going to tear
your little ass apart.

541
00:27:05,092 --> 00:27:07,094
Manners Angel.

542
00:27:07,128 --> 00:27:09,997
M.A.X. is an indispensable
part of my plan,

543
00:27:10,030 --> 00:27:14,135
whereas you have a rather
expendable quality about you.

544
00:27:17,471 --> 00:27:19,707
Lord Menace, we're taking

545
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,976
all the risks and getting
almost none of the reward.

546
00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:24,745
By all means, leave.

547
00:27:24,778 --> 00:27:26,347
I'm sure there are plenty of
other vultures in this

548
00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:29,316
city who would be happy to take
your place by my side.

549
00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:33,120
However, if we fail to
execute my plans

550
00:27:33,154 --> 00:27:36,957
these heroes won't leave you
with much of a feast.

551
00:27:36,991 --> 00:27:41,095
You see, your business model is
based on profit, greed.

552
00:27:41,128 --> 00:27:43,230
I pay you well.

553
00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:48,202
My plans are result based,
and you haven't delivered.

554
00:27:48,802 --> 00:27:51,238
My device could have been
tested properly today

555
00:27:51,272 --> 00:27:53,974
had you not called
attention to yourselves.

556
00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:59,079
Maybe, you're just feeling
a little BURNED OUT.

557
00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:00,781
Whoa, whoa, ok.

558
00:28:00,814 --> 00:28:02,449
Hey look, just put that
away, just...

559
00:28:02,483 --> 00:28:04,018
there's no need for this ok?!

560
00:28:04,051 --> 00:28:05,452
I'm going to be...

561
00:28:05,486 --> 00:28:06,787
No, don't shoot me!!

562
00:28:06,820 --> 00:28:07,855
Aaahhhh!!

563
00:28:08,489 --> 00:28:10,157
Ok, I'm out.

564
00:28:13,327 --> 00:28:15,262
When the machine
is capable of withstanding

565
00:28:15,296 --> 00:28:17,431
the power surge,
M.A.X and I will

566
00:28:17,464 --> 00:28:21,769
make our final move on
Heinrich and the heroes.

567
00:28:22,736 --> 00:28:27,875
Soon not even time itself
will be able to stop me.

568
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:09,083
I'm going to do whatever it
takes to make this work.

569
00:29:20,027 --> 00:29:21,862
Morning tushy.

570
00:29:21,895 --> 00:29:23,430
Good Morning.

571
00:29:23,464 --> 00:29:24,599
Did you make me cookies?

572
00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:27,768
No, I did,
because someone kept me up last night.

573
00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:31,105
Yeah, that's cuz
I was having sex!

574
00:29:31,872 --> 00:29:34,542
I was thinking, I have
teacher in service day today,

575
00:29:34,576 --> 00:29:36,410
so maybe I could stay home

576
00:29:36,443 --> 00:29:38,045
for a little while before
you start your job.

577
00:29:38,078 --> 00:29:39,413
That would be amazing.

578
00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,549
Hey, I meant to ask you,
what's the job anyway?

579
00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:43,984
Oh...

580
00:29:44,018 --> 00:29:46,820
It's nothing really.
I just uh...

581
00:29:46,854 --> 00:29:48,155
...working in a lab and...

582
00:29:48,188 --> 00:29:49,557
Somebody's here.

583
00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:50,791
Who?

584
00:29:50,824 --> 00:29:53,294
A lady that looks like she's
pinching a dime between her ass

585
00:29:53,327 --> 00:29:56,096
and a hunky scientist.

586
00:29:56,130 --> 00:29:58,332
I'm so sorry! I'm sorry
baby, that's for me.

587
00:29:58,365 --> 00:29:59,466
That's for me!

588
00:29:59,500 --> 00:30:02,136
I gotta go, I forgot they
pick you up the first day.

589
00:30:02,169 --> 00:30:04,071
I gotta go. Love you!

590
00:30:04,104 --> 00:30:07,174
Love you. Good luck!

591
00:30:07,207 --> 00:30:09,276
I'll take that, you
choke on that!

592
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,412
What the heck!

593
00:30:11,445 --> 00:30:14,114
What are you guys even doing
here? This is my freaking house.

594
00:30:14,148 --> 00:30:15,849
This is my house, what are
you doing here?

595
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:16,984
This is my temple of zen!

596
00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,085
We carpool.

597
00:30:18,118 --> 00:30:19,486
Oh, I guess you failed to
mention that yesterday.

598
00:30:19,521 --> 00:30:21,523
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I
fail to mention that?

599
00:30:21,556 --> 00:30:25,426
I must have been distracted by a
massive explosion you caused!

600
00:30:25,459 --> 00:30:29,930
That's a good point.
That's a good point.

601
00:30:29,963 --> 00:30:31,999
So, it's usually just us.

602
00:30:32,032 --> 00:30:33,934
Larry's the only one
that can fly.

603
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:36,070
Well I did offer to
rectify such things.

604
00:30:36,504 --> 00:30:37,539
And I'm still hungry.

605
00:30:37,838 --> 00:30:39,106
Here, go nuts.

606
00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:43,477
Who's that?

607
00:30:44,011 --> 00:30:46,980
Oh, that's my sister-in-law,
she's a handful.

608
00:30:48,248 --> 00:30:49,450
I'll bet she is.

609
00:30:52,286 --> 00:30:53,621
Hunky man's eating my cookie.

610
00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:56,256
Who does she think she is?

611
00:30:56,290 --> 00:30:58,158
Opening the door
for my husband.

612
00:30:58,192 --> 00:30:59,259
Jealous?

613
00:30:59,794 --> 00:31:01,862
I just don't like
fast women that's all.

614
00:31:06,534 --> 00:31:08,268
Since you're clueless
about being a super hero,

615
00:31:08,302 --> 00:31:09,403
here's the brief.

616
00:31:09,436 --> 00:31:11,972
Heroics Inc has wiped out
crime over the last decade

617
00:31:12,005 --> 00:31:14,375
and we only recently got
reactivated.

618
00:31:14,408 --> 00:31:18,312
In the past 6 months,
crime has gone up over 62%.

619
00:31:19,113 --> 00:31:20,981
If we go public, the mayor
thinks we won't have

620
00:31:21,014 --> 00:31:22,349
the support we need.

621
00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:24,885
It's my job to keep us
on track and covert.

622
00:31:26,954 --> 00:31:30,090
Hey, so why'd you put the
ad in the newspaper then?

623
00:31:30,124 --> 00:31:32,960
It was for heroes to read.

624
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:35,262
Is that why you put it in
the super secret

625
00:31:35,295 --> 00:31:36,463
super hero newspaper?

626
00:31:36,497 --> 00:31:39,667
I thought hiding in
plain sight was best.

627
00:31:39,701 --> 00:31:42,570
Besides, who took
that ad seriously?

628
00:31:42,604 --> 00:31:44,672
Yeah, the uh-

629
00:31:44,706 --> 00:31:46,608
Most people thought it was for
kids parties and they were easy

630
00:31:46,641 --> 00:31:49,042
enough to dismiss.

631
00:31:49,878 --> 00:31:52,946
So, you're just saying
you just made a mistake?

632
00:31:57,619 --> 00:31:59,554
Oh, would you look at that.

633
00:31:59,587 --> 00:32:02,289
Hank is up early.

634
00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:03,558
Does he live here?

635
00:32:03,591 --> 00:32:06,594
He never leaves.
Both of his parents were heroes.

636
00:32:06,628 --> 00:32:08,462
He has a lot to live up to.

637
00:32:08,495 --> 00:32:11,599
The emergency beeper
please, yes? Thank you.

638
00:32:11,633 --> 00:32:15,269
Always remember to bring an
extra change of clothes.

639
00:32:15,302 --> 00:32:17,471
Hey, when do we get paid?

640
00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:18,472
Every week.

641
00:32:18,506 --> 00:32:21,375
Crime doesn't pay, but
being a hero sure does.

642
00:32:21,408 --> 00:32:24,044
We'll send you out with Hank.
Learn the ropes.

643
00:32:24,077 --> 00:32:26,246
Doc will be working
on your new suits.

644
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,981
So what are his powers?

645
00:32:28,015 --> 00:32:30,718
Hank doesn't have any.
Both his parents were supers.

646
00:32:30,752 --> 00:32:32,554
Yes,
when both parents are heroes

647
00:32:32,587 --> 00:32:35,422
it usually doesn't get passed
down to the kiddos.

648
00:32:35,456 --> 00:32:38,325
I apologize for being
rude, Good morning Joe Martin.

649
00:32:38,358 --> 00:32:39,727
What is that?

650
00:32:39,761 --> 00:32:42,429
That, my chubby friend is a
super computer mainframe.

651
00:32:42,463 --> 00:32:44,031
My name is LEXII.

652
00:32:44,064 --> 00:32:45,466
Hi, my name's Joe Martin.

653
00:32:45,499 --> 00:32:49,036
It can do anything
that you ask it to. Ask it anything.

654
00:32:49,236 --> 00:32:51,171
ANYTHING.

655
00:32:51,639 --> 00:32:53,440
Well, I could use a tune up.

656
00:32:53,474 --> 00:32:54,441
Ok, Joe.

657
00:32:54,475 --> 00:32:55,375
That's it?
That's all you got?

658
00:32:55,409 --> 00:32:58,746
A local towing
service has been dispatched.

659
00:32:58,780 --> 00:32:59,747
Computer!

660
00:32:59,781 --> 00:33:00,748
Yes Larry?

661
00:33:00,782 --> 00:33:01,916
Give me a bloody mary.

662
00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:04,084
Blood alcohol levels indicate
that you have already had 2.

663
00:33:04,117 --> 00:33:05,285
I don't care if I've
already had 2.

664
00:33:05,319 --> 00:33:07,488
Don't worry your AA sponsor
has already been alerted...

665
00:33:07,522 --> 00:33:09,089
Are you a computer
or my mother?!

666
00:33:09,122 --> 00:33:11,058
...as well as your court
appointed attorney.

667
00:33:11,091 --> 00:33:12,226
Answer his question.

668
00:33:12,259 --> 00:33:14,261
A towing service has been
dispatched to your residence,

669
00:33:14,294 --> 00:33:15,195
No way!

670
00:33:15,597 --> 00:33:17,699
Maintenance of your vehicle has
been assigned to Hank Horowitz.

671
00:33:17,732 --> 00:33:21,803
I'm surprised it didn't respond
with your cars's a piece of crap

672
00:33:21,836 --> 00:33:23,605
Because your car
is a piece of crap.

673
00:33:25,239 --> 00:33:26,574
Welcome to the team.

674
00:33:26,841 --> 00:33:29,176
So you're gonna be
teaching me the ropes huh?

675
00:33:30,545 --> 00:33:32,346
I'm guessing there's
a lot to learn.

676
00:33:33,313 --> 00:33:34,314
You know I really appreciate

677
00:33:34,348 --> 00:33:36,316
all the help with this tune up
and everything.

678
00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,620
I mean, I've just
been out of work for so long.

679
00:33:38,653 --> 00:33:40,788
Sarah and I we just really
couldn't afford this.

680
00:33:43,357 --> 00:33:45,527
Hey, so I guess you learned all
this stuff from your dad?

681
00:33:45,994 --> 00:33:47,829
I mean he was
pretty good huh?

682
00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:49,496
Hey did you ever think
about asking Doc for

683
00:33:49,531 --> 00:33:51,498
a little help in the super
powers department?

684
00:33:52,165 --> 00:33:54,536
He tried making me a suit once,

685
00:33:54,569 --> 00:33:56,470
but I'd rather use
what god gave me.

686
00:33:56,504 --> 00:33:57,437
That's noble.

687
00:33:57,471 --> 00:33:59,139
You know what god gave me?

688
00:33:59,172 --> 00:34:00,307
Thighs that rub.

689
00:34:00,340 --> 00:34:03,043
So do you think Doc's gonna give
me a cool suit to wear?

690
00:34:04,044 --> 00:34:06,480
I'm not gonna lie, I'm really
excited about this.

691
00:34:06,514 --> 00:34:09,551
I know it's just a temporary
one, but it's gonna be awesome!

692
00:34:09,584 --> 00:34:13,387
I mean, you know, I guess it's
just one of the perks right?

693
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:16,758
You get to say cool things, like
"Stop evil-doer!"

694
00:34:17,224 --> 00:34:19,126
You get to wear cool outfits.

695
00:34:19,761 --> 00:34:21,563
Swing from rooftops.

696
00:34:22,730 --> 00:34:24,164
Hey have you guys ever
thought about

697
00:34:24,197 --> 00:34:26,133
doing like a slow-mo walk,

698
00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,235
like in Armageddon where you
all just kind of walk out...

699
00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:29,804
You know you could die
from doing this.

700
00:34:30,672 --> 00:34:32,540
All heroes
in the downtown corridor

701
00:34:32,574 --> 00:34:34,308
please respond
to a 10-70.

702
00:34:34,341 --> 00:34:36,476
Break in at refined
metals storage unit.

703
00:34:36,511 --> 00:34:37,612
Proceed with caution.

704
00:34:45,152 --> 00:34:46,821
First appearance in front of
your enemies is everything.

705
00:34:47,055 --> 00:34:48,221
No fear.

706
00:34:48,255 --> 00:34:49,256
Yeah, but I'm not ready.

707
00:34:49,289 --> 00:34:50,257
No fear.

708
00:34:50,290 --> 00:34:52,159
I'm not ready-
- No fear!

709
00:34:52,192 --> 00:34:53,460
I'm not ready.

710
00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:54,696
No fear.

711
00:34:55,763 --> 00:34:57,230
Stop evil doers!

712
00:34:57,264 --> 00:35:00,200
It is I, the Nightwatchman.

713
00:35:00,902 --> 00:35:02,870
Sarah.

714
00:35:02,904 --> 00:35:04,404
Sarah!

715
00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,873
It is also I!

716
00:35:05,907 --> 00:35:08,509
Average Joe!

717
00:35:13,246 --> 00:35:16,249
Holy crap, it's the kid!
Let's get out of here!

718
00:35:20,253 --> 00:35:21,288
Impressive.

719
00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:22,824
Yeah? You think so?

720
00:35:22,857 --> 00:35:24,626
Cuz when we first got out here,
I was kinda nervous.

721
00:35:24,659 --> 00:35:26,761
Then my adrenaline was pumping
and everything...

722
00:35:26,794 --> 00:35:28,596
Hello Hank.

723
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,901
Bobby?

724
00:35:33,935 --> 00:35:37,905
I'm Nightwatchman.

725
00:35:37,939 --> 00:35:40,575
No, I'm Nightwatchman.
We've been over this before.

726
00:35:40,608 --> 00:35:42,610
Who's your friend?

727
00:35:42,644 --> 00:35:44,177
My name's Joe, Average Joe.

728
00:35:44,211 --> 00:35:45,178
Joe don't.

729
00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:47,447
What, he's like 5.

730
00:35:47,481 --> 00:35:48,816
A very dangerous 6.

731
00:35:51,485 --> 00:35:53,621
AHHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!!

732
00:35:53,655 --> 00:35:54,922
AHHHHH!!!!!

733
00:35:54,956 --> 00:35:56,624
You got whipped by a kid?!

734
00:35:56,658 --> 00:35:58,860
He's no kid,
he's Satan's minion.

735
00:35:58,893 --> 00:36:00,528
He's 6.

736
00:36:00,561 --> 00:36:01,929
A very dangerous 6.

737
00:36:01,963 --> 00:36:04,464
So much for getting your part
time job at Gymboree.

738
00:36:04,498 --> 00:36:06,834
I knew I should have hired
that kid when I had the chance.

739
00:36:10,571 --> 00:36:13,708
6AM! Tomorrow!

740
00:36:15,342 --> 00:36:17,679
Whatever.

741
00:36:29,423 --> 00:36:30,958
What's that?

742
00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:31,959
What's that?

743
00:36:31,993 --> 00:36:34,227
It's work, I got it.

744
00:36:34,261 --> 00:36:35,429
It's 6am.

745
00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:37,497
I know.
They're calling me, I gotta go.

746
00:36:39,667 --> 00:36:41,903
Good morning.

747
00:36:41,936 --> 00:36:43,671
I love you.

748
00:36:53,014 --> 00:36:55,016
The heart of a
hero should never be in doubt.

749
00:36:55,049 --> 00:36:58,686
We hold ourselves to a
higher standard.

750
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,989
We do not allow
ourselves to understand fear.

751
00:37:02,023 --> 00:37:04,659
Over the next few weeks I will
be slowing myself down,

752
00:37:04,692 --> 00:37:06,661
not for my benefit,
but for yours.

753
00:37:06,694 --> 00:37:10,531
So that you can see what is
expected of a real hero.

754
00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:15,937
If you make a great entrance,
in your enemies mind,

755
00:37:15,970 --> 00:37:18,005
half the battle is
already won.

756
00:37:18,039 --> 00:37:20,608
Make no mistake gentlemen.

757
00:37:20,641 --> 00:37:23,376
My job is to break you.

758
00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,312
To punish you.

759
00:37:25,913 --> 00:37:28,816
To push you to your very limits

760
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:32,720
so that when you are
faced with certain death,

761
00:37:32,754 --> 00:37:35,455
you will stand strong.

762
00:37:35,489 --> 00:37:37,024
Proud.

763
00:37:37,058 --> 00:37:39,326
Fearless.

764
00:37:41,596 --> 00:37:44,297
Like a true hero.

765
00:37:44,331 --> 00:37:46,500
Let's go!

766
00:37:52,807 --> 00:37:56,944
Never, under any circumstances
reveal your secret identities.

767
00:37:57,945 --> 00:37:59,580
Shut up Larry.

768
00:37:59,614 --> 00:38:01,716
Why you always
tell me to shut up?

769
00:38:15,096 --> 00:38:16,597
Baby catch.

770
00:38:16,631 --> 00:38:17,598
Baby catch?

771
00:38:17,632 --> 00:38:20,067
Yeah, baby catch.

772
00:38:20,101 --> 00:38:22,003
I'm gonna fling babies at you.

773
00:38:22,036 --> 00:38:25,606
In an emergency, know your
rallying points in the city.

774
00:38:35,550 --> 00:38:37,384
Ready? Hut! Go! Go!

775
00:38:37,417 --> 00:38:39,386
This one needs love,
she's adopted!

776
00:38:39,419 --> 00:38:42,557
This one's a preemie!
Get your hands up!

777
00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:09,176
Come on Joe!

778
00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,444
NothinG like a
baby to get you motivated.

779
00:40:11,478 --> 00:40:13,180
Don't drop me!

780
00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:16,183
Babies are coming in hot Joe!

781
00:40:16,217 --> 00:40:18,185
This one got thrown
out of a moving car!

782
00:40:18,219 --> 00:40:21,454
She's covered in oil,
she's slippery!

783
00:40:21,488 --> 00:40:24,058
This one's got parents
who are gonna miss her!

784
00:40:25,826 --> 00:40:26,794
Whoo!

785
00:40:26,827 --> 00:40:28,162
I'm a super hero!

786
00:40:28,195 --> 00:40:29,897
Wait Joe, no wait!

787
00:40:29,931 --> 00:40:32,934
Noooo!

788
00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:39,006
Hello Heinrich, I decided to
make a video for you

789
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:42,009
with the outfit I was telling
you about.

790
00:40:42,043 --> 00:40:44,912
Doctor, I wasn't
feeling very good today,

791
00:40:44,946 --> 00:40:47,581
would you like to take my
temperature?

792
00:40:47,615 --> 00:40:51,585
It's blue!

793
00:40:51,619 --> 00:40:54,088
- Oh crap.
- Oh shit.

794
00:40:54,121 --> 00:40:55,756
Oh my gosh,
that's so exciting!

795
00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:56,757
Is it?

796
00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:57,825
Yes, I'm going to be an aunt!

797
00:40:57,858 --> 00:40:58,993
Is it?!
What am I going to do?

798
00:40:59,026 --> 00:41:00,728
What am I going to tell Joe?

799
00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:02,830
He's gonna be excited, won't he?

800
00:41:02,863 --> 00:41:05,566
But he's never here Em.
I mean this whole job thing.

801
00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:07,234
You think that I want to
raise this baby alone?

802
00:41:07,268 --> 00:41:09,770
Wait, wait wait!

803
00:41:09,804 --> 00:41:12,873
We are talking
about a baby right?

804
00:41:14,041 --> 00:41:16,677
What are you wearing?

805
00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:23,551
The test of the
machine was successful.

806
00:41:23,584 --> 00:41:26,053
We've waited a long time for
this moment Lord Menace.

807
00:41:26,087 --> 00:41:29,557
Time is a binding concept that
we no longer have any use for.

808
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,597
MAX, I believe we
should visit an old friend.

809
00:41:38,599 --> 00:41:39,934
I'm sorry Heinrich.

810
00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:42,536
My system shows that with the
current power source,

811
00:41:42,570 --> 00:41:46,874
the new Average Joe suit
will not maintain plasma levels.

812
00:41:46,907 --> 00:41:48,909
Suit failure at 93.7 percent.

813
00:41:50,845 --> 00:41:53,180
So then why
am I getting power drains?

814
00:41:53,214 --> 00:41:57,051
Would you like me to run
diagnostics again?

815
00:41:57,084 --> 00:41:59,153
Heinrich, your wiring is bad.

816
00:41:59,186 --> 00:42:01,155
The power
source is inadequate.

817
00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:06,227
Maybe a flying
suit was too much.

818
00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:08,629
Actually, it might not be.

819
00:42:08,662 --> 00:42:11,599
Theoretically your flying
Average Joe suit could work.

820
00:42:11,632 --> 00:42:14,168
It seems with the internal
wiring and plasma emitters,

821
00:42:14,201 --> 00:42:18,839
the best power source for us
could be the remaining Terinium.

822
00:42:18,873 --> 00:42:20,574
With the Terinium power source,

823
00:42:20,608 --> 00:42:24,311
flight capability success
increases to 85.2 percent.

824
00:42:24,345 --> 00:42:27,848
Well beyond our
acceptable 70/30 ratio.

825
00:42:27,882 --> 00:42:30,251
Maybe Joe's suit is the reason
we've been holding on to the

826
00:42:30,284 --> 00:42:32,920
Terinium all these
years, Heinrich.

827
00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:41,429
Heinrich!

828
00:42:41,462 --> 00:42:44,698
My systems show an unauthorized
access to northwest corner 3.

829
00:42:44,732 --> 00:42:47,701
Unauthorized access to
main power panel.

830
00:43:19,834 --> 00:43:20,835
Mary?

831
00:43:40,955 --> 00:43:44,158
Hello Heinrich.
At last we meet.

832
00:43:51,232 --> 00:43:52,700
Joe is that you?

833
00:43:52,733 --> 00:43:54,268
Yeah, it's me.

834
00:43:55,703 --> 00:43:57,104
Close your eyes.

835
00:43:57,138 --> 00:43:59,106
I didn't forget our
anniversary did I?

836
00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:00,274
Come with me.

837
00:44:00,307 --> 00:44:02,409
Ok.
What are you doing?

838
00:44:02,443 --> 00:44:04,078
Just a little surprise.

839
00:44:04,445 --> 00:44:06,147
Ok, where's Emily?

840
00:44:06,180 --> 00:44:07,148
At our mom's.

841
00:44:07,181 --> 00:44:08,716
Oh, so a little surprise huh?

842
00:44:08,749 --> 00:44:11,218
No peeking.

843
00:44:11,252 --> 00:44:13,754
Ok, right here?

844
00:44:13,787 --> 00:44:14,889
Ok, you ready?

845
00:44:14,922 --> 00:44:16,757
Yeah.

846
00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:17,791
I hope you like it.

847
00:44:17,825 --> 00:44:21,262
Baby, I love everything you
do, you know that.

848
00:44:21,295 --> 00:44:22,696
3...

849
00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:23,731
2...

850
00:44:23,764 --> 00:44:25,299
Oh shit, hold on.

851
00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:26,300
Oh, Baby, I gotta go.

852
00:44:26,333 --> 00:44:28,235
Joe, just 2 seconds!

853
00:44:28,269 --> 00:44:30,437
Baby, I'm sorry, I would but
this is an emergency.

854
00:44:30,471 --> 00:44:32,072
It's an emergency.

855
00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:35,042
Joe that is all you
ever have anymore.

856
00:44:35,075 --> 00:44:36,744
Baby, this is my job.

857
00:44:36,777 --> 00:44:39,446
Oh, even when they call you out
at 3am, that's your job?

858
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,882
Sarah, I don't need this
from you right now.

859
00:44:41,916 --> 00:44:43,751
Ok, I can't do
this by myself Joe.

860
00:44:43,784 --> 00:44:45,719
You have gone from
one extreme to another.

861
00:44:45,753 --> 00:44:47,454
I never see you anymore.

862
00:44:47,488 --> 00:44:51,825
Sarah, you know that I love you,

863
00:44:51,859 --> 00:44:55,462
But I have to go do this.

864
00:44:55,496 --> 00:44:57,097
My hero.

865
00:45:00,501 --> 00:45:01,969
I know.

866
00:45:24,058 --> 00:45:27,361
All units, all units please
respond to a 10:33

867
00:45:27,394 --> 00:45:31,498
Warehouse fire at city property
warehouse at 10100 Riverside.

868
00:45:31,533 --> 00:45:33,767
Armed suspects
possibly on the scene.

869
00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:36,136
Report of explosion,
proceed with caution.

870
00:45:43,911 --> 00:45:44,945
What the hell?

871
00:45:45,547 --> 00:45:46,681
What happened?

872
00:45:46,715 --> 00:45:48,215
Looks like somebody
paid you guys a visit.

873
00:45:48,249 --> 00:45:50,518
The only one that
was here was Mystico.

874
00:45:50,552 --> 00:45:52,186
So,
you work here at these facilities?

875
00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:56,190
Yes, my name is Dr. Mystico,
I'm part of a superhero team,

876
00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,959
and this here is our main
headquarters.

877
00:45:59,159 --> 00:46:00,327
Balls!

878
00:46:01,095 --> 00:46:03,531
Sir can you tell us
what happened here tonight?

879
00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:08,936
It was a firefight!

880
00:46:09,270 --> 00:46:10,904
Ma'am can you tell us your name?

881
00:46:10,938 --> 00:46:12,339
Do you work with this gentleman?

882
00:46:12,373 --> 00:46:13,374
If you want a comment,

883
00:46:13,407 --> 00:46:16,477
you'll have to go through
the mayor's office.

884
00:46:25,185 --> 00:46:26,920
Did anyone call
Captain and Hallenbeck?

885
00:46:26,954 --> 00:46:29,089
Yes, they're on their way.

886
00:46:31,959 --> 00:46:35,563
So Doc, you're telling
us this has all been the same guy?

887
00:46:35,597 --> 00:46:39,033
For a while now, we have
suspected a certain someone

888
00:46:39,066 --> 00:46:41,268
at the heart of this crime wave.

889
00:46:41,302 --> 00:46:44,171
His name...
Lord Menace.

890
00:46:44,204 --> 00:46:46,340
Look Doc,
at first it was just theft

891
00:46:46,373 --> 00:46:49,243
and gathering of
materials and resources.

892
00:46:49,276 --> 00:46:50,911
But then at the
warehouse?

893
00:46:50,944 --> 00:46:52,446
When I was first with you guys?

894
00:46:52,479 --> 00:46:55,583
There was a machine.
A time portal, but it was

895
00:46:55,617 --> 00:46:59,053
missing a very important
piece of the puzzle.

896
00:46:59,621 --> 00:47:04,391
It required a power
source of extreme magnitude.

897
00:47:04,425 --> 00:47:07,562
Just like the one in your suit.

898
00:47:08,395 --> 00:47:10,464
Doc, what did you do?

899
00:47:10,898 --> 00:47:12,399
I think you can fly now.

900
00:47:12,433 --> 00:47:13,934
WHAT?!

901
00:47:13,967 --> 00:47:15,369
What?!

902
00:47:15,402 --> 00:47:17,104
You've got 30 seconds.

903
00:47:17,505 --> 00:47:18,707
Mrs. Mayor.

904
00:47:18,740 --> 00:47:21,475
And you,
who said you were fit to give interviews?

905
00:47:21,509 --> 00:47:24,646
And to talk to my office for an
official statement?

906
00:47:24,679 --> 00:47:27,081
Mrs. Mayor you have every right
to be upset with me.

907
00:47:27,114 --> 00:47:28,949
Do I?

908
00:47:28,982 --> 00:47:33,220
I left you in charge because
you said you could handle it.

909
00:47:33,253 --> 00:47:35,489
And it turns out you're the
worst one out of

910
00:47:35,523 --> 00:47:37,324
all these degenerates.

911
00:47:37,358 --> 00:47:39,226
Mayor, I think these
guys might be on to something.

912
00:47:39,259 --> 00:47:40,994
Johnson! You keep
him on a short leash or

913
00:47:41,028 --> 00:47:43,163
I'll have him kicked
back to traffic duty.

914
00:47:43,197 --> 00:47:44,164
Do you get me?

915
00:47:44,198 --> 00:47:45,366
Yes Ma'am.

916
00:47:45,399 --> 00:47:48,502
This crime wave is
only the beginning.

917
00:47:48,536 --> 00:47:51,238
That's ominous.

918
00:47:51,271 --> 00:47:53,907
I think this is all
just a shake down.

919
00:47:53,941 --> 00:47:57,044
There is no threat.

920
00:47:59,079 --> 00:48:03,183
The city doesn't need you, let
the real heroes handle this.

921
00:48:03,217 --> 00:48:05,352
hiding behind desks in
whatever profession you had

922
00:48:05,386 --> 00:48:09,591
before this.
This project is terminated.

923
00:48:13,595 --> 00:48:17,064
You're an
embarrassment to women.

924
00:49:08,048 --> 00:49:10,050
You did what you could.

925
00:49:12,554 --> 00:49:14,988
There is no confirmation
from arson investigators yet,

926
00:49:15,022 --> 00:49:18,258
but reporters did manage to
speak to a man calling himself

927
00:49:18,292 --> 00:49:20,595
Dr. Mystico who may
have been involved.

928
00:49:20,628 --> 00:49:23,731
Reports on the scene were
interrupted by a woman,

929
00:49:23,765 --> 00:49:26,634
possibly implicating the
Mayor's office as well.

930
00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:29,203
For now the scene has been
closed off by police

931
00:49:29,236 --> 00:49:30,672
and arson investigators.

932
00:49:30,705 --> 00:49:34,074
Neither the Mayor's office or
SAPD has made themselves

933
00:49:34,107 --> 00:49:36,443
available for comment.

934
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:28,061
Well, it's certainly
not as large as your last office, but

935
00:50:28,095 --> 00:50:30,698
it's nice to have you back.

936
00:50:31,164 --> 00:50:35,102
From wherever you were.

937
00:50:35,537 --> 00:50:37,137
Latte!

938
00:50:38,238 --> 00:50:41,208
Monkey!

939
00:50:44,211 --> 00:50:47,549
Take this nice lady's
car to the back would you?

940
00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:50,518
It's what I do.

941
00:50:50,552 --> 00:50:53,120
Go. Go.

942
00:50:54,354 --> 00:50:56,858
Good news only MAX.

943
00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:59,661
Otherwise, I'll turn you
into a bread warmer.

944
00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:01,361
We still cannot find Mystico.

945
00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:03,798
The Mayor's office has
disbanded the heroes.

946
00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:07,067
Then that means
they'll be lost forever.

947
00:51:08,135 --> 00:51:11,371
My frequency intercepted
a call to a tv station.

948
00:51:11,405 --> 00:51:13,273
A woman named Emily
reporting that she knew

949
00:51:13,307 --> 00:51:15,475
Mystico, but she does
not know his location.

950
00:51:15,510 --> 00:51:17,712
She stated her
brother-in-law works with him.

951
00:51:17,946 --> 00:51:20,815
It could be the hero
we've heard about,

952
00:51:20,848 --> 00:51:22,717
Average Joe?

953
00:51:24,318 --> 00:51:26,320
If that is
indeed her brother-in-law,

954
00:51:26,353 --> 00:51:28,756
then I would very much like to
find out who is wife is.

955
00:51:29,657 --> 00:51:31,893
And where we can find her.

956
00:51:31,926 --> 00:51:34,194
But, why Average Joe?

957
00:51:36,196 --> 00:51:38,365
Leverage MAX.

958
00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:43,103
In times of crisis,
this city needs its heroes.

959
00:51:43,437 --> 00:51:47,307
If we find Average Joe,
we find Mystico.

960
00:51:48,308 --> 00:51:50,444
It's moving day!

961
00:51:50,477 --> 00:51:53,748
Unfortunately we
have been politely asked to

962
00:51:53,781 --> 00:51:57,250
dispose of my life's work.

963
00:51:59,453 --> 00:52:02,657
That's ok.
That's ok.

964
00:52:02,690 --> 00:52:05,392
I really wanted to
see this in action.

965
00:52:05,425 --> 00:52:07,595
To see you in action.

966
00:52:07,629 --> 00:52:09,631
Did you sleep here last night?

967
00:52:09,931 --> 00:52:11,465
Sarah left.

968
00:52:12,466 --> 00:52:13,901
It's no sweat Joe.

969
00:52:13,935 --> 00:52:16,804
Do you know what the divorce
rate is for superheroes?

970
00:52:17,639 --> 00:52:20,374
Me neither, I'm
sure its pretty high though.

971
00:52:21,475 --> 00:52:23,477
Who wants pancakes?

972
00:52:25,947 --> 00:52:27,447
Me!

973
00:52:27,982 --> 00:52:29,282
I'm wearing the shirt.

974
00:52:31,853 --> 00:52:34,221
Pick up, pick
up, pick up, pick up.

975
00:52:34,421 --> 00:52:36,456
Ok, let's keep it
orderly please.

976
00:52:36,490 --> 00:52:38,760
Single file line,
next to your bus buddy.

977
00:52:38,993 --> 00:52:41,529
Quietly.

978
00:52:41,562 --> 00:52:42,697
Hello?

979
00:52:42,730 --> 00:52:43,898
Sarah?

980
00:52:43,931 --> 00:52:46,466
You left before I had a chance
to talk to you this morning.

981
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:47,735
Let me call you back Em. Ok?

982
00:52:47,769 --> 00:52:49,202
I'm getting kids
loaded for a field trip.

983
00:52:49,236 --> 00:52:50,270
No, Sarah, look.

984
00:52:50,303 --> 00:52:52,472
I think I know why Joe hasn't
been around lately.

985
00:52:52,507 --> 00:52:54,642
I don't have
time for this.

986
00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:56,476
And don't you dare take
Joe's side on this.

987
00:52:56,511 --> 00:52:58,211
Ok, I'm the one who's pregnant
and going to have to

988
00:52:58,245 --> 00:52:59,379
raise this baby on my own.

989
00:52:59,413 --> 00:53:01,549
I am not taking Joe's side!

990
00:53:01,582 --> 00:53:04,819
Oh, this gets better and better.

991
00:53:04,852 --> 00:53:06,721
Heinrich's been real
secretive about what he's doing.

992
00:53:06,754 --> 00:53:08,221
But then last night
on the news...

993
00:53:10,658 --> 00:53:12,627
Ok, I'll call you back
after I'm done dealing with them.

994
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:14,962
Hey, you guys!

995
00:53:14,996 --> 00:53:16,030
Sarah?

996
00:53:16,064 --> 00:53:18,666
Damnit, I finally have
something important to say!

997
00:53:18,700 --> 00:53:21,536
You guys, off the bus right
now and to the back of the line.

998
00:53:21,869 --> 00:53:22,837
Sarah Martin?

999
00:53:22,870 --> 00:53:24,204
AAAAhh!

1000
00:53:24,237 --> 00:53:27,975
Please put down your phone,
you have 20 seconds to comply.

1001
00:53:28,009 --> 00:53:29,877
Thank you.

1002
00:53:36,517 --> 00:53:38,653
All units,
all units respond to a 10-33,

1003
00:53:38,686 --> 00:53:40,888
armed suspect has
hijacked a school bus

1004
00:53:40,922 --> 00:53:44,859
heading west into the downtown
corridor along I-35 near BAMC.

1005
00:53:44,892 --> 00:53:48,596
5 hostages taken including 4
children and an adult female.

1006
00:53:49,063 --> 00:53:52,033
Suspect considered armed and
extremely dangerous.

1007
00:53:52,066 --> 00:53:53,266
Proceed with caution.

1008
00:53:53,300 --> 00:53:54,334
Hey!

1009
00:53:54,367 --> 00:53:55,937
Again,
all units respond to a 10-33.

1010
00:53:55,970 --> 00:53:57,805
Come on, we gotta go.

1011
00:53:57,839 --> 00:53:59,640
Here we go!

1012
00:53:59,674 --> 00:54:03,443
Big moment, big
moment. Here we go!

1013
00:54:03,477 --> 00:54:04,579
Ok Riggs, drive!

1014
00:54:04,612 --> 00:54:05,847
I'm not your secretary!

1015
00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:08,616
SAPD air support has
been dispatched and is en route.

1016
00:54:09,217 --> 00:54:10,852
Copy that central,
this is EagleEye.

1017
00:54:10,885 --> 00:54:13,554
We are airborne and
en route for air support, over.

1018
00:54:21,062 --> 00:54:22,496
Do ya'll need anything else?

1019
00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:24,599
Aspirin. Lots of aspirin.

1020
00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:28,770
So, you and Em?

1021
00:54:29,837 --> 00:54:33,040
Yeah, but she
doesn't know about us,

1022
00:54:33,074 --> 00:54:34,776
she definitely doesn't know
about Lord Menace,

1023
00:54:34,809 --> 00:54:36,043
so we're good.

1024
00:54:36,077 --> 00:54:38,378
Tell me more about
this Lord Menace guy.

1025
00:54:38,411 --> 00:54:42,382
Lord Menace, he was...
he was my mentor.

1026
00:54:42,415 --> 00:54:44,284
Austria, 1850.

1027
00:54:44,819 --> 00:54:45,953
He was a brilliant man.

1028
00:54:45,987 --> 00:54:47,822
Brilliant scientist named Hans.

1029
00:54:49,489 --> 00:54:51,092
Hans?

1030
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,994
That makes sense.

1031
00:54:53,027 --> 00:54:56,329
You see Joe, I was Hans' lab
assistant for quite a few years.

1032
00:54:56,363 --> 00:54:57,598
We had been developing
our theories

1033
00:54:57,632 --> 00:54:59,634
on creating new
power sources,

1034
00:55:00,134 --> 00:55:02,402
and that's how we created these
things quite by accident.

1035
00:55:02,937 --> 00:55:03,971
What things?

1036
00:55:04,005 --> 00:55:06,874
The crystals. The crystals that
I use to teleport.

1037
00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:11,746
Well, it's not necessarily
teleportation, it's more of a

1038
00:55:11,779 --> 00:55:14,081
moving forward through
time just a few moments.

1039
00:55:14,115 --> 00:55:16,851
You see time
travel is very tricky.

1040
00:55:16,884 --> 00:55:19,887
It's quite easy to move forward,
but to move back...

1041
00:55:19,921 --> 00:55:21,856
is impossible.

1042
00:55:21,889 --> 00:55:23,925
But Hans was
convinced otherwise.

1043
00:55:24,391 --> 00:55:28,495
You see time travel
requires lots of energy,

1044
00:55:28,529 --> 00:55:30,565
so we obtained a
substance called Terinium.

1045
00:55:32,399 --> 00:55:34,467
Terinium?
Terinium.

1046
00:55:34,501 --> 00:55:36,103
And on our first experiments...

1047
00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:38,371
Hans wanted to keep
his hands clean.

1048
00:55:38,973 --> 00:55:40,041
Hans free.

1049
00:55:40,074 --> 00:55:42,076
So wanted
me to perform them.

1050
00:55:42,944 --> 00:55:45,412
Without telling me exactly how
dangerous this was.

1051
00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:46,446
What a jerk!

1052
00:55:46,479 --> 00:55:47,682
I know!

1053
00:55:48,683 --> 00:55:50,885
There was an explosion.

1054
00:55:50,918 --> 00:55:54,555
I was lucky,
but Hans was left deformed.

1055
00:55:54,589 --> 00:55:55,990
Changed.

1056
00:55:56,023 --> 00:55:56,991
Changed to what?

1057
00:55:57,024 --> 00:55:58,693
To something else.

1058
00:55:59,994 --> 00:56:01,494
What?

1059
00:56:01,529 --> 00:56:04,665
He decided to change
his name, to Lord Menace.

1060
00:56:04,699 --> 00:56:07,467
Which I agree with, it sounds
better, cooler, more evil...

1061
00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:08,903
Looks good on a poster.

1062
00:56:08,936 --> 00:56:11,038
It works, yes
it's more marketable.

1063
00:56:11,072 --> 00:56:15,142
You see now, as Lord Menace he
continues his reign.

1064
00:56:15,176 --> 00:56:16,844
Trying to go back

1065
00:56:17,578 --> 00:56:19,914
and change the mistakes
that we have made.

1066
00:56:19,947 --> 00:56:21,682
Like the mistakes
I made last night.

1067
00:56:21,716 --> 00:56:24,051
Recreate history in
his own image.

1068
00:56:26,187 --> 00:56:28,055
Well, what about
the Terinium?

1069
00:56:30,725 --> 00:56:32,727
The last known Terinium on earth

1070
00:56:34,528 --> 00:56:35,963
is contained in your suit.

1071
00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:40,735
These pancakes
look good don't they?

1072
00:56:43,204 --> 00:56:45,840
This is 20-William-12,
we have 10-6 in the area,

1073
00:56:45,873 --> 00:56:49,442
entering I-10 and Woodlawn,
joining pursuit of school bus.

1074
00:56:49,476 --> 00:56:51,545
"Hello Heinrich"

1075
00:56:51,579 --> 00:56:52,613
'Hello Heinrich"

1076
00:56:52,647 --> 00:56:54,615
It's Emily. Stay quiet.

1077
00:56:54,649 --> 00:56:55,583
Hello!

1078
00:56:55,616 --> 00:56:56,584
Hello Heinrich.

1079
00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:58,719
How are you my strawberry crepe?

1080
00:56:58,753 --> 00:57:00,888
I don't know, why don't
you look up and find out.

1081
00:57:02,489 --> 00:57:03,490
Shit.

1082
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,162
What, you've never had
a woman mad at you before?

1083
00:57:09,931 --> 00:57:11,198
What's this?

1084
00:57:11,232 --> 00:57:12,533
Morning Joe.

1085
00:57:12,566 --> 00:57:14,001
How did you find us ...?

1086
00:57:14,035 --> 00:57:15,036
I tracked your phone.

1087
00:57:15,069 --> 00:57:17,004
You're not the only techie in
this relationship.

1088
00:57:17,038 --> 00:57:19,206
I want to know why you were on
the news last night.

1089
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:20,875
And you have some
explaining to do!

1090
00:57:20,908 --> 00:57:21,876
Where's Sarah?

1091
00:57:21,909 --> 00:57:23,811
Are you what I think you are?

1092
00:57:23,844 --> 00:57:25,179
Superheroes?!

1093
00:57:27,181 --> 00:57:29,617
Ha ha, that's preposterous.

1094
00:57:29,650 --> 00:57:30,818
Is it?!

1095
00:57:30,851 --> 00:57:31,819
Yes.

1096
00:57:31,852 --> 00:57:32,820
Is it?

1097
00:57:37,258 --> 00:57:40,227
Dispatch,
we have a visual going east on I-10.

1098
00:57:40,261 --> 00:57:41,929
Standby.

1099
00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:44,665
This is 4-Victor-7,
we just spotted

1100
00:57:44,699 --> 00:57:46,200
an adult female in the bus.

1101
00:57:47,969 --> 00:57:49,570
It's ok you guys, it's ok.

1102
00:57:51,005 --> 00:57:53,174
They're crossing the I-35
interchange.

1103
00:57:56,277 --> 00:57:58,478
What the hell is that?

1104
00:58:02,283 --> 00:58:04,185
Aaaaaahhhhhhh!

1105
00:58:06,754 --> 00:58:08,723
We just lost 7,
we just lost unit 7.

1106
00:58:08,756 --> 00:58:10,758
Unit 12, be advised
shots fired. Shots fired.

1107
00:58:10,791 --> 00:58:12,927
Yeah, we saw that, thank you.

1108
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:14,494
We're doomed!

1109
00:58:15,563 --> 00:58:16,964
It's ok you guys. It's ok.

1110
00:58:19,834 --> 00:58:21,035
Joe.

1111
00:58:23,637 --> 00:58:27,608
Oh my god.
Somebody turn that up.

1112
00:58:27,641 --> 00:58:29,977
A squad car has lost control.

1113
00:58:30,011 --> 00:58:31,612
Police are continuing
the pursuit,

1114
00:58:31,645 --> 00:58:33,147
but if the suspect at
the wheel is armed...

1115
00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:36,250
10 years ago I would
have been all over that.

1116
00:58:38,719 --> 00:58:39,954
Suits in the van right?

1117
00:58:39,987 --> 00:58:41,889
We're in just as
much shock as you are right now

1118
00:58:41,922 --> 00:58:43,924
at what just happened.

1119
00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:48,662
Joe.
Joe! No don't!

1120
00:58:48,696 --> 00:58:50,264
I gotta see this.

1121
00:58:54,335 --> 00:58:58,105
We're going to stay live
with this video as long as we can.

1122
00:58:58,139 --> 00:59:00,307
Joe, no what are you doing?
You can't do this!

1123
00:59:00,341 --> 00:59:03,310
Actually, you
look really good.

1124
00:59:03,344 --> 00:59:06,113
No, what am I saying,
you can't do this.

1125
00:59:06,147 --> 00:59:07,381
You're not ready.
We're not ready.

1126
00:59:07,415 --> 00:59:10,317
My wife's a school teacher, Doc.
What if it was her out there?

1127
00:59:10,351 --> 00:59:12,586
I won't get caught.
Trust me.

1128
00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:13,854
I mean, it's like you said,

1129
00:59:13,888 --> 00:59:15,923
Do what you were
born to do right?

1130
00:59:15,956 --> 00:59:17,324
Oh, now you listen to me.

1131
00:59:17,358 --> 00:59:19,760
Ok Joe, you have a new
advanced suit.

1132
00:59:19,794 --> 00:59:21,262
You just hold your
arms out to glide

1133
00:59:21,295 --> 00:59:23,197
and the thrusters will adjust
you automatically.

1134
00:59:23,230 --> 00:59:24,432
Alright, got it.
And the Terinium?

1135
00:59:24,465 --> 00:59:27,068
I'm actually kind of curious
myself to see what will happen.

1136
00:59:27,101 --> 00:59:28,803
Doc!
You're gonna get killed.

1137
00:59:28,836 --> 00:59:30,204
Yeah, why aren't you up there?

1138
00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:31,772
My suit's at the cleaners.

1139
00:59:31,806 --> 00:59:34,809
Right, Alright, back up,
everybody back up.

1140
00:59:34,842 --> 00:59:35,743
Here we go.

1141
00:59:35,776 --> 00:59:38,879
Ok Joe, just
ease into the controls and-

1142
00:59:38,913 --> 00:59:41,015
Aaahh!

1143
00:59:42,683 --> 00:59:45,719
Oh yeah, this should end well.

1144
00:59:47,788 --> 00:59:49,290
..the horrific
situation that our city-

1145
00:59:49,323 --> 00:59:51,192
Turn that up!

1146
00:59:51,392 --> 00:59:53,260
I say again,
suspect at the wheel

1147
00:59:53,294 --> 00:59:55,629
is armed and
extremely dangerous.

1148
00:59:55,663 --> 00:59:58,099
And probably a robot.

1149
01:00:02,736 --> 01:00:04,839
Too fast! Too fast, too fast!

1150
01:00:05,172 --> 01:00:06,941
Whoah!

1151
01:00:06,974 --> 01:00:08,876
Whoohoo!

1152
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:11,912
All units be advised, a flying
man has entered the scene!

1153
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,848
It's a flying man!

1154
01:00:13,881 --> 01:00:15,883
Really, what?

1155
01:00:26,093 --> 01:00:28,395
I can fix that.

1156
01:00:31,966 --> 01:00:34,401
Whoah!

1157
01:00:35,436 --> 01:00:38,072
Yes!

1158
01:00:38,105 --> 01:00:39,773
I thought your suit
was at the cleaners?

1159
01:00:39,807 --> 01:00:42,743
Hey, it was ready
a little early.

1160
01:00:42,776 --> 01:00:45,045
Alright, hang on.
We're going in!

1161
01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:50,151
All units,
2 flying men have now entered the pursuit.

1162
01:00:50,184 --> 01:00:51,785
Hold your fire.

1163
01:00:51,819 --> 01:00:52,853
It's Larry!

1164
01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:55,122
MAX,
pick up your visual scanning.

1165
01:01:32,459 --> 01:01:34,762
Everybody back off, let's give
these guys some room.

1166
01:01:35,462 --> 01:01:37,164
Bring it!

1167
01:01:51,779 --> 01:01:53,814
We're gonna crash!

1168
01:01:53,847 --> 01:01:55,482
Holy shit, we're gonna crash!

1169
01:01:55,517 --> 01:01:56,750
MISS!

1170
01:01:56,784 --> 01:01:58,452
Everybody down!

1171
01:01:58,485 --> 01:02:00,955
Joe! Get out!

1172
01:02:21,275 --> 01:02:23,377
This is the
best field trip ever!

1173
01:02:23,877 --> 01:02:25,513
We have to get
back to the office!

1174
01:02:25,547 --> 01:02:27,881
That was awesome!

1175
01:02:38,526 --> 01:02:40,528
Look, there he is!

1176
01:02:46,433 --> 01:02:48,235
Contact, rear!

1177
01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:52,139
Shots fired! Shots fired!

1178
01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:54,875
Backup units proceed with
caution, suspect is still armed!

1179
01:02:54,908 --> 01:02:56,910
I have Joe's wife Lord Menace.

1180
01:02:56,944 --> 01:02:59,113
Return to base.

1181
01:03:00,582 --> 01:03:02,483
I think it's time...

1182
01:03:08,355 --> 01:03:12,527
...for my grand entrance.

1183
01:03:17,298 --> 01:03:20,100
We're not supposed
to reveal our identities!

1184
01:03:20,134 --> 01:03:21,935
You told a news reporter!

1185
01:03:21,969 --> 01:03:24,305
Nobody ever wants to
talk to me!

1186
01:03:25,472 --> 01:03:29,243
Oh, you're so hot
when you're mad!

1187
01:03:29,276 --> 01:03:31,912
Scanning all frequencies.

1188
01:03:34,114 --> 01:03:36,383
Mrs Mayor! Mrs. Mayor!

1189
01:03:40,622 --> 01:03:43,190
Can you confirm a report of a
man flying over the freeway?

1190
01:03:43,223 --> 01:03:45,959
We are not ready to make an
official statement.

1191
01:03:45,993 --> 01:03:47,461
In light of today's
incident on the freeway,

1192
01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:49,463
we will be doing a
complete investigation.

1193
01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:51,865
Now, we are
committed to due process,

1194
01:03:51,899 --> 01:03:54,034
so please allow us
to do our jobs.

1195
01:03:54,068 --> 01:03:56,470
Any further questions can be
relayed to our media relations

1196
01:03:56,503 --> 01:03:57,404
Thank you.

1197
01:03:57,438 --> 01:03:59,873
Get Captain Johnson
on the phone, now!

1198
01:04:00,508 --> 01:04:01,475
Oh my gosh!

1199
01:04:01,509 --> 01:04:02,476
Ha ha ha!!

1200
01:04:02,510 --> 01:04:03,477
We can fly!

1201
01:04:03,511 --> 01:04:04,478
That was amazing!

1202
01:04:04,512 --> 01:04:05,312
That was awesome!

1203
01:04:05,346 --> 01:04:07,081
Hold on man, we aren't hugging.

1204
01:04:07,114 --> 01:04:08,082
No?

1205
01:04:08,115 --> 01:04:09,283
No, go ahead, bring it in.

1206
01:04:09,316 --> 01:04:11,952
I don't care what the mayor
says, she can take me to jail,

1207
01:04:11,985 --> 01:04:12,986
I don't even care!

1208
01:04:13,020 --> 01:04:13,987
Joe is that you?

1209
01:04:14,021 --> 01:04:15,255
Hey Doc, come in.

1210
01:04:15,289 --> 01:04:17,458
Yeah wasn't that awesome?

1211
01:04:17,491 --> 01:04:19,627
I just need to take a
look at your boosters.

1212
01:04:19,661 --> 01:04:21,161
Sometimes things work good,

1213
01:04:21,195 --> 01:04:22,896
sometimes they don't
work as good.

1214
01:04:22,930 --> 01:04:24,231
You just need to get out of that

1215
01:04:24,264 --> 01:04:25,533
and back into your
civilian clothes.

1216
01:04:26,568 --> 01:04:28,536
Is that a phone?

1217
01:04:28,570 --> 01:04:30,270
Wait, is it my cell?

1218
01:04:34,007 --> 01:04:35,275
Joe, it's Sarah!

1219
01:04:35,309 --> 01:04:37,010
Just patch it through!

1220
01:04:39,681 --> 01:04:40,648
Sarah?

1221
01:04:40,682 --> 01:04:42,550
Joe Martin?

1222
01:04:43,417 --> 01:04:44,418
Who is this?

1223
01:04:44,451 --> 01:04:47,388
I wanted to call and
tell you what a big fan I am,

1224
01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:49,957
after your splendid
performance today.

1225
01:04:49,990 --> 01:04:52,126
I made a great effort to get
your attention this morning,

1226
01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:56,096
but you flew off before we could
properly introduce ourselves.

1227
01:04:56,130 --> 01:04:57,965
How did you get Sarah's phone?

1228
01:04:57,998 --> 01:04:59,967
Is Heinrich with you?

1229
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,003
I believe he calls himself
Dr. Mystico?

1230
01:05:03,270 --> 01:05:04,639
What you failed to notice Joe,

1231
01:05:04,672 --> 01:05:07,509
was who was on that bus you
saved today.

1232
01:05:07,542 --> 01:05:09,143
Turn to channel eight.

1233
01:05:09,176 --> 01:05:11,445
Mary,
did you see what's going on outside?

1234
01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,318
Again, breaking news.

1235
01:05:18,352 --> 01:05:21,589
Gunfire has erupted downtown,
as gunmen led

1236
01:05:21,623 --> 01:05:24,726
by two robotic looking
individuals have seized control

1237
01:05:24,759 --> 01:05:26,226
of the Westin Center.

1238
01:05:26,260 --> 01:05:28,162
We've also just received a
message from a man

1239
01:05:28,195 --> 01:05:30,230
calling himself Lord Menace,

1240
01:05:30,264 --> 01:05:33,167
taking responsibility for this
morning's bus chase.

1241
01:06:08,402 --> 01:06:11,238
I guess we're not going to have
time for a taco huh?

1242
01:06:12,439 --> 01:06:13,474
Thank you Ernie.

1243
01:06:13,508 --> 01:06:15,309
We are here live downtown where
it appears that a

1244
01:06:15,342 --> 01:06:17,444
mechanical device
has been taken onto the streets

1245
01:06:17,478 --> 01:06:20,147
at Pecan, directly in front of
the Westin Center.

1246
01:06:20,180 --> 01:06:23,083
It appears the device is
creating some sort of cloud

1247
01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:25,452
or disturbance in the sky
directly above us

1248
01:06:25,486 --> 01:06:28,222
Eyewitness on the ground are
reporting that it is made of

1249
01:06:28,255 --> 01:06:30,424
some sort of toxic
gas, but this is only a

1250
01:06:30,457 --> 01:06:31,492
suggestion at this point.

1251
01:06:31,526 --> 01:06:33,628
Neither the police office or the
mayor's office are

1252
01:06:33,661 --> 01:06:36,430
categorizing this as an act of
terrorism, but

1253
01:06:36,463 --> 01:06:38,733
it is confirmed that the
metallic figure spotted...

1254
01:06:38,766 --> 01:06:41,636
in today's highway
chase is involved.

1255
01:06:41,669 --> 01:06:44,338
It also appears that the young
school teacher kidnapped

1256
01:06:44,371 --> 01:06:47,441
this morning is with them, along
with another female hostage.

1257
01:06:47,474 --> 01:06:50,778
Police are issuing orders that
everyone evacuate the

1258
01:06:50,812 --> 01:06:53,380
downtown corridor
immediately.

1259
01:07:04,692 --> 01:07:06,661
Hallenbeck! You alright?

1260
01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:08,328
Well, we barely made
it off the freeway alive!

1261
01:07:08,362 --> 01:07:10,497
You're still alive and I
need a tactical response.

1262
01:07:10,532 --> 01:07:12,466
We don't have one yet sir.

1263
01:07:12,499 --> 01:07:14,468
Yes we do!

1264
01:07:14,501 --> 01:07:16,203
Captain, we've
seen this thing in action,

1265
01:07:16,236 --> 01:07:18,472
it's gonna take more than what
our SWAT team can do.

1266
01:07:18,506 --> 01:07:20,708
This thing wants what
Joe and Mystico have.

1267
01:07:20,742 --> 01:07:23,377
And I want a tactical response!

1268
01:07:26,213 --> 01:07:28,215
Well, I guess you made up your
mind about what you are going

1269
01:07:28,248 --> 01:07:30,284
to do Hallenbeck.

1270
01:07:30,317 --> 01:07:32,286
Don't let me stop you.

1271
01:07:32,319 --> 01:07:35,657
Let's get Average Joe!

1272
01:07:35,690 --> 01:07:39,126
We're gonna get fired!

1273
01:07:45,867 --> 01:07:47,835
Joe! It's Hallenbeck.

1274
01:07:47,869 --> 01:07:49,436
We need you.

1275
01:07:49,469 --> 01:07:51,873
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, we'll back you up.

1276
01:07:51,906 --> 01:07:55,108
We'll give you
whatever you need.

1277
01:07:56,878 --> 01:07:59,379
I gotta go pick out a gun!

1278
01:07:59,413 --> 01:08:02,717
Ma'am, leave it. Come on, we
gotta go. This way!

1279
01:08:09,524 --> 01:08:13,226
Miss Maddox,
he says he knows you.

1280
01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:17,565
It's okay.

1281
01:08:19,567 --> 01:08:21,769
What are you doing here?

1282
01:08:21,803 --> 01:08:23,170
The team is gonna need us Mary.

1283
01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:24,606
Hank I don't have time to
discuss this...

1284
01:08:24,639 --> 01:08:26,139
So you're just going to
watch this whole thing

1285
01:08:26,173 --> 01:08:27,474
from four blocks away?

1286
01:08:27,508 --> 01:08:30,545
- There's nothing I can do!
- Yes there is!

1287
01:08:30,578 --> 01:08:34,348
Now, you can choose to sit on
your spoiled ass and do nothing,

1288
01:08:34,381 --> 01:08:37,417
or you can do what
you were born to do.

1289
01:08:37,451 --> 01:08:38,886
Be a hero.

1290
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:40,220
I can't!

1291
01:08:44,424 --> 01:08:45,793
You're a coward.

1292
01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:55,903
This morning's
freeway chase seems to be just

1293
01:08:55,937 --> 01:08:59,774
the tip of the iceberg. As a man
calling himself Lord Menace has

1294
01:08:59,807 --> 01:09:02,275
taken over the streets in front
of the Westin Center.

1295
01:09:02,309 --> 01:09:03,911
Along with members
of the Angel gang,

1296
01:09:03,945 --> 01:09:06,246
they have taken two
female hostages

1297
01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:09,383
and moved a large mechanical
device onto the streets.

1298
01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:12,720
The device in question did fire
a beam into the skies above us

1299
01:09:12,754 --> 01:09:15,422
and a large cloud of light and
energy is currently hovering

1300
01:09:15,455 --> 01:09:18,860
over the city. The only question
is now, if there are in fact

1301
01:09:18,893 --> 01:09:22,664
superheroes in San Antonio, will
they come to the rescue and stop

1302
01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:26,934
this apparent super villain.

1303
01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:29,737
To the man who calls
himself Lord Menace,

1304
01:09:29,771 --> 01:09:31,572
I have a message for you.

1305
01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:33,407
For far too long...

1306
01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:37,545
this city's heroes have been
forced to sit in the shadows,

1307
01:09:37,578 --> 01:09:38,946
unsure of their place.

1308
01:09:40,581 --> 01:09:44,986
Not knowing whether or not this
city that they care for

1309
01:09:45,019 --> 01:09:48,422
would embrace them
or reject them.

1310
01:09:51,425 --> 01:09:52,960
Because of you,

1311
01:09:52,994 --> 01:09:57,364
our city now faces the greatest
danger it's ever known.

1312
01:09:57,397 --> 01:09:59,934
But I promise you this,

1313
01:09:59,967 --> 01:10:02,302
not one life will be lost today.

1314
01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:06,908
Because guarding over this
city...

1315
01:10:08,910 --> 01:10:10,912
...is this city's heroes.

1316
01:10:14,481 --> 01:10:16,884
We are your guardians.

1317
01:10:20,621 --> 01:10:22,255
We are
your protectors.

1318
01:10:38,639 --> 01:10:41,509
Because the heart of
a hero is never in doubt.

1319
01:10:47,648 --> 01:10:49,851
We do not understand fear.

1320
01:10:54,655 --> 01:10:57,390
And when faced
with certain death...

1321
01:10:59,761 --> 01:11:01,394
we will stand strong....

1322
01:11:04,732 --> 01:11:06,734
proud....

1323
01:11:08,401 --> 01:11:10,403
and fearless.

1324
01:11:19,781 --> 01:11:21,649
We will leave no one behind.

1325
01:11:21,682 --> 01:11:23,618
Evacuate everyone.

1326
01:11:34,461 --> 01:11:36,296
And as for you Lord Menace,

1327
01:11:37,165 --> 01:11:40,467
I'm speaking to you not
as a hero but as a husband.

1328
01:11:41,869 --> 01:11:43,905
You picked the
wrong wife to kidnap.

1329
01:11:45,139 --> 01:11:46,808
Because now...

1330
01:11:46,841 --> 01:11:48,910
I'm going to beat the
shit out of you.

1331
01:11:51,612 --> 01:11:53,614
It has been an
honor Lord Menace.

1332
01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,960
Yo Joe!

1333
01:12:05,993 --> 01:12:07,995
Here to save the city?

1334
01:12:08,495 --> 01:12:10,531
I'm here to save my marriage!

1335
01:12:11,132 --> 01:12:13,500
Heinrich, you coward!

1336
01:12:13,901 --> 01:12:15,636
You left me for dead!

1337
01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:17,905
You were just a head!

1338
01:12:17,939 --> 01:12:20,007
How was I supposed to know?

1339
01:12:20,473 --> 01:12:22,977
I can see that.
I can totally see that.

1340
01:12:23,010 --> 01:12:24,912
Do you
have any idea how long

1341
01:12:24,946 --> 01:12:26,948
it took me to crawl
out of that wreckage?

1342
01:12:26,981 --> 01:12:29,116
To rebuild a new body?

1343
01:12:29,150 --> 01:12:31,953
Try using an Alan wrench
when you're just a head!

1344
01:12:33,120 --> 01:12:35,890
Ok, I am genuinely
sorry about that!

1345
01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:37,457
You will be.

1346
01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:40,928
Give MAX the Terinium, Joe.

1347
01:12:40,962 --> 01:12:43,865
And your wife doesn't
have to suffer.

1348
01:12:43,898 --> 01:12:44,899
Much.

1349
01:12:58,646 --> 01:13:00,648
Alright, that's it!

1350
01:13:09,489 --> 01:13:11,025
Duck!

1351
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:22,570
MAX, get me that Terinium!

1352
01:13:22,603 --> 01:13:24,605
With pleasure.

1353
01:13:33,748 --> 01:13:35,448
Can't you make
anything that works?

1354
01:13:35,482 --> 01:13:36,449
I said fifty-fifty.

1355
01:13:36,483 --> 01:13:37,785
I heard seventy-thirty.

1356
01:13:37,818 --> 01:13:39,153
Here comes MAX!

1357
01:13:43,691 --> 01:13:46,527
Doc, how vulnerable would he be
if he didn't have that Tin Man?

1358
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:50,665
Extremely, he would have to fire
the Terinium himself.

1359
01:13:50,698 --> 01:13:52,967
It's rebooting.

1360
01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:54,201
Can't you just
teleport over there?

1361
01:13:54,235 --> 01:13:55,303
It's too close to the beam.

1362
01:13:55,336 --> 01:13:57,104
The field would neutralize and I
would be burned alive.

1363
01:13:57,138 --> 01:14:00,708
I have an idea.
Hank! Hank!

1364
01:14:00,741 --> 01:14:03,210
What'll happen
if we overload the grid?

1365
01:14:03,244 --> 01:14:04,211
I was afraid you'd say that.

1366
01:14:04,245 --> 01:14:06,213
That's not gonna work Joe!

1367
01:14:06,247 --> 01:14:08,883
If you've got a better idea
Larry, now's the time!

1368
01:14:08,916 --> 01:14:10,885
Hank, you and Mary just
worry about the hostage alright?

1369
01:14:10,918 --> 01:14:13,554
It's still buffering,
you'll be able to fly but you can't fire.

1370
01:14:13,587 --> 01:14:15,923
Yeah, but the suit will
still keep me protected right?

1371
01:14:15,957 --> 01:14:16,924
Seventy-thirty.

1372
01:14:16,958 --> 01:14:19,961
Yeah yeah right.

1373
01:14:20,628 --> 01:14:23,664
Alright, if we're doing this,
we're doing it as a team right?

1374
01:14:23,698 --> 01:14:24,765
Right.

1375
01:14:24,799 --> 01:14:27,467
Alright, cover fire!

1376
01:14:42,650 --> 01:14:45,553
Em! Em are you ok?

1377
01:14:45,586 --> 01:14:47,655
I'm fine!

1378
01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:56,731
Hey, hi Captain!

1379
01:14:56,764 --> 01:14:58,766
Take cover Hallenbeck.

1380
01:15:00,034 --> 01:15:02,136
Somebody call for backup?

1381
01:15:02,169 --> 01:15:04,271
Let 'em have it boys!

1382
01:15:04,305 --> 01:15:06,874
Sorry Hallenbeck, this was the
only hero I could find.

1383
01:15:06,907 --> 01:15:09,844
Stop evil doer!
It is I! The Nudist!

1384
01:15:09,877 --> 01:15:12,880
Prepare to meet your doom!

1385
01:15:20,654 --> 01:15:22,923
Get down here!

1386
01:16:28,089 --> 01:16:29,723
MAX!

1387
01:17:10,431 --> 01:17:14,635
Nice try, but you are no hero.

1388
01:17:17,972 --> 01:17:20,875
Your mother was a hero.

1389
01:17:22,443 --> 01:17:26,413
Your father was a hero.

1390
01:17:26,447 --> 01:17:28,415
But you?

1391
01:17:28,449 --> 01:17:30,651
You are nothing.

1392
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:36,824
You are weak.

1393
01:17:37,992 --> 01:17:40,728
Any last words Neutral?

1394
01:17:40,761 --> 01:17:42,796
My name...

1395
01:17:42,830 --> 01:17:44,865
is Hank!

1396
01:18:13,961 --> 01:18:14,962
Nice entrance!

1397
01:18:14,995 --> 01:18:15,996
You're pregnant?

1398
01:18:16,030 --> 01:18:16,897
You're a superhero?

1399
01:18:16,931 --> 01:18:18,832
You're pregnant?!
You're a superhero?!

1400
01:18:18,866 --> 01:18:20,467
We have a lot to
talk about when we get home.

1401
01:18:20,501 --> 01:18:22,836
Yeah, we do.

1402
01:18:25,372 --> 01:18:28,275
God you look good
in that suit.

1403
01:18:30,044 --> 01:18:33,013
Go, go!
Get somewhere safe!

1404
01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:34,481
Come on!
Come on!

1405
01:18:34,516 --> 01:18:37,218
It's nice to finally
meet you Sarah!

1406
01:18:48,862 --> 01:18:52,032
One thing I've learned after all
these years, Joe...

1407
01:18:52,066 --> 01:18:56,036
Time is irrelevant.

1408
01:18:56,070 --> 01:18:59,073
What you are willing
to do for it...

1409
01:18:59,106 --> 01:19:02,109
means everything.

1410
01:19:12,886 --> 01:19:15,389
Holy!

1411
01:19:15,422 --> 01:19:17,891
Shit!

1412
01:19:36,176 --> 01:19:39,079
I can change it all.

1413
01:19:39,113 --> 01:19:42,216
Be who I was meant to be.

1414
01:19:42,249 --> 01:19:45,553
Change history,
rewrite every mistake.

1415
01:19:45,587 --> 01:19:47,988
No more world wars.

1416
01:19:48,022 --> 01:19:50,291
Right now I'm the
villain Joe,

1417
01:19:50,324 --> 01:19:52,293
but I change history

1418
01:19:52,326 --> 01:19:55,029
and I'm a savior knowing
what I know.

1419
01:19:55,062 --> 01:19:57,064
I can do it all over again,
the right way, the way

1420
01:19:57,097 --> 01:19:59,266
it was meant to be!

1421
01:19:59,734 --> 01:20:02,936
I'll be damned if
you're the end of me.

1422
01:20:04,371 --> 01:20:06,807
Now die a hero's death.

1423
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:10,104
No!!!

1424
01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,473
Noooo!

1425
01:21:18,680 --> 01:21:20,981
The past is mine.

1426
01:21:21,014 --> 01:21:24,251
I can go back,
change everything!

1427
01:21:24,284 --> 01:21:27,421
Think of the future
we can make for ourselves.

1428
01:21:27,454 --> 01:21:29,923
I did think about the future
you son of a bitch!

1429
01:21:31,358 --> 01:21:33,394
And you're history!

1430
01:21:33,595 --> 01:21:35,896
AAAHH!

1431
01:21:47,642 --> 01:21:49,910
AHHHHH!!!!!!

1432
01:21:54,047 --> 01:21:57,050
AAAH!
AHHHHHH!!!!

1433
01:22:35,690 --> 01:22:38,459
Sarah!

1434
01:23:31,813 --> 01:23:35,482
Captain Richard Johnson.

1435
01:23:35,517 --> 01:23:39,119
Emily Ritter.

1436
01:23:39,152 --> 01:23:43,257
Mrs. Sarah Martin.

1437
01:23:43,290 --> 01:23:47,629
Larry Leija.

1438
01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:56,370
Heinrich
Rammelstein.

1439
01:23:57,839 --> 01:24:02,142
Mary Maddox.

1440
01:24:02,175 --> 01:24:06,046
Hank Horowitz.

1441
01:24:07,447 --> 01:24:10,150
And the man who
protected his family,

1442
01:24:10,183 --> 01:24:11,151
this city,

1443
01:24:11,184 --> 01:24:13,755
our newest superhero and
the greatest example

1444
01:24:13,788 --> 01:24:17,525
this city has that anyone
is capable of true heroism...

1445
01:24:17,559 --> 01:24:20,093
Joe Martin!

1446
01:24:20,127 --> 01:24:23,130
Average Joe.

1447
01:24:55,162 --> 01:24:57,799
My hero.

1448
01:24:57,832 --> 01:24:59,667
I know.

1449
01:25:09,787 --> 01:25:14,787
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