1 00:01:42,971 --> 00:01:44,304 All right, class is over. 2 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,916 You finished first. 3 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:56,149 Why'd you take it twice? 4 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:51,105 I am and the... Hi. Whoa! Slow down. 5 00:02:51,139 --> 00:02:52,974 You don't gotta run. You are all good. 6 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,009 Have a seat. You are good. 7 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:57,812 As I was saying, I'm Coach Pete. 8 00:02:58,146 --> 00:02:59,681 I'm the novice rowing coach, 9 00:02:59,714 --> 00:03:01,582 and I presume you guys are all here for 10 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,384 the Wellington Novice Rowing Program. 11 00:03:04,418 --> 00:03:05,520 - Yeah? - Yeah. 12 00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:09,289 Okay, so, let's hear why all of you 13 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:11,592 came to fly with the Ravens. Yeah? 14 00:03:12,894 --> 00:03:14,696 All right, we'll go from the top. You, "caw." 15 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:16,631 Uh, some lady coach emailed me 16 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:17,765 and asked me to try out. 17 00:03:18,331 --> 00:03:19,433 Said something about scholarships 18 00:03:19,466 --> 00:03:20,601 if you make it to sophomore year. 19 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:23,171 Okay, well, it's traditionally very hard 20 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,106 to move up to varsity, but, I mean, 21 00:03:25,139 --> 00:03:27,842 I personally would love to see all of you guys move up, 22 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,178 but in the meantime, I think we should all... 23 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,879 probably learn how to row, 24 00:03:32,180 --> 00:03:33,614 and just have some fun, yeah? 25 00:03:33,915 --> 00:03:35,382 Okay. You, "caw." 26 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:36,884 Caw. Like that? 27 00:03:36,918 --> 00:03:38,351 Good. 28 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,888 Kidding. Um, I thought it'd be like, 29 00:03:40,922 --> 00:03:42,557 a good way to, like, make friends. 30 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,958 Friends. 31 00:04:00,575 --> 00:04:01,609 Why are you here? 32 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:11,451 - Um... - Oh, here they are. 33 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:13,988 Say hi, everybody. They're here to help us today. 34 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:16,256 The captain, Highsmith, 35 00:04:16,289 --> 00:04:19,426 and the powerhouse of the 1V, 36 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:20,995 Janssen. 37 00:04:21,129 --> 00:04:23,396 All right, so most of you guys have been to the gym, right? 38 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:25,600 And you've seen how the bros row. 39 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:26,667 Show 'em. 40 00:04:26,968 --> 00:04:29,170 That's a bro row. 41 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:30,705 All right? 42 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:33,207 That's a one-way ticket to a herniated disc. 43 00:04:33,241 --> 00:04:34,242 We don't want that. 44 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,977 Janssen, show 'em how it's done. 45 00:04:36,911 --> 00:04:37,945 Look at that. 46 00:04:37,979 --> 00:04:39,379 You guys see the difference? 47 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,715 She's using her legs. 48 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:43,918 So most people think rowing is about arms. 49 00:04:43,951 --> 00:04:45,653 Those people are wrong. 50 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,221 It's legs and back, right? 51 00:04:47,255 --> 00:04:48,856 Correctamundo, Brill 52 00:04:48,890 --> 00:04:52,026 It's 60 to 70 percent lower body. 53 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:53,194 Look at her rhythm. 54 00:04:53,227 --> 00:04:55,730 Same way. Every time. 55 00:04:55,763 --> 00:04:58,933 See that? Legs, body, arms, arms, body, legs. 56 00:04:59,167 --> 00:05:00,701 Legs, body, arms, 57 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,737 arms, body, legs. In rhythm. 58 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,238 Legs, body, arms, 59 00:05:04,272 --> 00:05:06,107 arms, body, legs. 60 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,142 You see that? It's the same every time. 61 00:05:08,176 --> 00:05:09,409 - Body, arms... - Say it with me. 62 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:12,213 Legs, body, arms, arms, body, legs. 63 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:15,116 Legs, body, arms, arms, body, legs. 64 00:05:15,149 --> 00:05:17,151 - That's it. - Legs, body, arms, 65 00:05:17,185 --> 00:05:18,820 arms, body, legs, 66 00:05:18,853 --> 00:05:20,288 - Legs, body... - And you. 67 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,589 Hit the lost and found. 68 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:22,990 I'm sorry, you can't row in that. 69 00:05:23,024 --> 00:05:25,092 Yeah? Okay. Let's go. Good. 70 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:26,459 Let's go! 71 00:05:27,662 --> 00:05:29,329 Step by step. Row. Good. 72 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,665 Posture. A little desperate. Loose. 73 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,567 Raven claws. Raven... Legs first. 74 00:05:32,600 --> 00:05:34,101 Body then legs. Body, arms. 75 00:05:34,135 --> 00:05:36,604 Line up to the bra strap. Legs, body, arms. 76 00:05:36,637 --> 00:05:39,106 That's groovy. Backwards. Arms, body, legs. 77 00:05:39,140 --> 00:05:40,908 Legs, body, arms. 78 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,844 Arms, body, legs. 79 00:05:42,877 --> 00:05:44,912 Golden. Weigh enough. Weigh enough. 80 00:05:44,946 --> 00:05:47,081 Weigh enough then stop. 81 00:05:47,882 --> 00:05:49,416 I mean, there's a better way to do that, 82 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:50,483 but, you know. 83 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:52,153 Okay, guys! 84 00:05:52,286 --> 00:05:55,690 It's 10,000 hours to be an expert. 85 00:05:56,190 --> 00:06:00,161 Right now we'll focus on 10,000 strokes, yeah? 86 00:06:00,661 --> 00:06:02,063 Cement it! 87 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,169 Legs, body, arms. 88 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,843 ...body, arms. 89 00:06:20,181 --> 00:06:22,617 Yesterday, I just woke up and I had this epiphany. 90 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:24,919 Like, everyone here was the top of their high school. 91 00:06:25,186 --> 00:06:26,721 We're all, like, the same, you know? 92 00:06:26,988 --> 00:06:28,388 Like big fish in a small pond. 93 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:29,991 Mm-hm. 94 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:32,326 And I know your mom's happy that we're rooming together. 95 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:33,861 And, I mean, I'm so excited, 96 00:06:33,895 --> 00:06:36,030 we've been dreaming about it since, like, sixth grade. 97 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,265 Body, legs, arms. 98 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,036 Body, legs, arms. 99 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:45,907 Welcome, novice. 100 00:06:46,274 --> 00:06:47,708 This is your boat house. 101 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:49,377 These are the eights over here, 102 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,478 fours over in bay five. 103 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,881 We got the singles, we'll get into that later in the year. 104 00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:55,983 But dive right in. 105 00:07:05,927 --> 00:07:07,962 ... cox. 106 00:07:09,397 --> 00:07:11,232 I get it. It's funny. 107 00:07:11,799 --> 00:07:13,100 That is your one laugh. 108 00:07:13,466 --> 00:07:14,702 You used it up, guys. 109 00:07:14,735 --> 00:07:17,505 There are a lot of funny words in rowing. 110 00:07:17,905 --> 00:07:21,509 There's cox. Shaft. Crab. 111 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,711 Excuse me. There's crabs in the lake? 112 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,914 No. Catching a crab... 113 00:07:26,948 --> 00:07:29,517 is rowing's version of a fumble. 114 00:07:29,784 --> 00:07:31,385 It's, uh, you lose control of the oar, 115 00:07:31,419 --> 00:07:32,720 it could knock your teeth out. 116 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,322 It could literally fling a girl off the boat. 117 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:36,023 It's no joke. 118 00:07:36,057 --> 00:07:39,360 Okay. Erin is the 2V cox. She'll be with us today. 119 00:07:39,393 --> 00:07:42,863 She is your eyes out there because you are literally rowing ass backwards. 120 00:07:42,897 --> 00:07:45,933 She steers the boat, she does the race plan, yada, yada. 121 00:07:45,967 --> 00:07:48,402 She's the furthest thing from just a cheerleader. 122 00:07:48,436 --> 00:07:50,838 Up to shoulders. Ready? 123 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,773 Up. 124 00:07:53,975 --> 00:07:56,677 Walk down. Watch your step. 125 00:07:57,278 --> 00:07:58,846 And the tree. 126 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:00,715 Watch the dock! 127 00:08:00,748 --> 00:08:02,717 All right, feet to the edge. 128 00:08:03,284 --> 00:08:05,519 Sorry, excuse me, it's just... it's raining, 129 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,955 - so maybe we could... - Novice, I just said it's a water sport, 130 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:09,390 so you will get wet. 131 00:08:09,657 --> 00:08:11,959 Up and over head. Ready? Up. 132 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:13,995 Down and into water. 133 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:15,429 Ready? Down. 134 00:08:15,463 --> 00:08:17,331 Careful. 135 00:08:18,466 --> 00:08:20,668 Graceful, novice. 136 00:08:20,935 --> 00:08:22,670 Don't put a hole in the boat, it costs 50K. 137 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:25,039 Sure you don't want to go back to the novice stand? 138 00:08:25,506 --> 00:08:27,575 Fifty fucking K for a boat? 139 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,076 Fifty K's, like, their allowance. 140 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:30,111 They don't even give a shit. 141 00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:31,645 It's raining again. 142 00:08:31,679 --> 00:08:34,015 Ports, get the oars, starboards, the oarlocks. 143 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,018 What? 144 00:08:41,022 --> 00:08:43,357 Just the seat? You just do it on the seat? 145 00:08:43,391 --> 00:08:44,525 - Hands on the dock. - Oh, I got it. 146 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,460 Lean away. Push. 147 00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:48,529 Oars! 148 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:51,132 Arms, body, legs! 149 00:08:51,165 --> 00:08:54,935 Legs, body, arms! 150 00:08:55,536 --> 00:08:58,039 Arms, body, legs! 151 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,010 Okay, that... that's my fault. 152 00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,946 No... No baggy clothes, people! 153 00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:06,947 Okay? 154 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:11,385 It's like meant to be. 155 00:09:11,419 --> 00:09:13,621 Also, those IV girls are, like, so nice. Don't you think? 156 00:09:13,654 --> 00:09:15,056 You mean 1V. 157 00:09:15,089 --> 00:09:18,059 Yeah, yeah. Well, that's what I said, 1V. 158 00:09:18,092 --> 00:09:20,294 Well, if you make the 1V, you get a full scholarship, 159 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,296 so better watch out because I'm comin' for it. 160 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:24,065 Right. Yeah. 161 00:09:24,498 --> 00:09:25,966 - But I'm... I'm serious. - Right. 162 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,968 I made starting varsity in two sports in high school. 163 00:09:28,903 --> 00:09:30,871 I mean, you're like the best novice out of all of us, 164 00:09:30,905 --> 00:09:33,707 so you probably have the best chance out of all of us. 165 00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:35,810 Yeah. 166 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,378 Also, did you know Coach Edwards was novice 167 00:09:37,411 --> 00:09:39,780 and she, like, became an Olympian, so... 168 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,482 I don't give a shit about the Olympics. 169 00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:43,084 - Look where it got her. - Right. 170 00:09:43,117 --> 00:09:44,685 Yeah, she's coaching a third rate team. 171 00:09:44,919 --> 00:09:47,088 At a school where no one even knows we have a rowing team. 172 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:48,489 Right. Yeah, I don't care either. 173 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,535 I need a scholarship, so I'm staying. 174 00:10:00,569 --> 00:10:04,004 Yeah, I mean, like, you're like the best novice. 175 00:10:04,038 --> 00:10:06,774 I mean, you're like the best novice out of all of us. 176 00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:08,642 Scholarship, scholarship, scholarship... 177 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:11,112 The best novice. 178 00:10:11,145 --> 00:10:13,414 So you probably have the best chance out of all of us. 179 00:10:18,587 --> 00:10:20,522 Rhythm, rhythm, rhythm. 180 00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,357 Last 30 seconds. 181 00:10:23,824 --> 00:10:24,925 Let's go! 182 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,794 Nice, Brill. 183 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:28,295 Smooth. 184 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,030 Steady. 185 00:10:30,397 --> 00:10:32,266 That's what we like, ladies. Steady. 186 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,468 Steady, steady. 187 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:36,804 Rhythm. Rhythm is everything. 188 00:10:37,638 --> 00:10:39,406 Having fun, Zucker? 189 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:41,208 Making friends, rowing boats. 190 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,377 Nice, ladies. 191 00:10:44,278 --> 00:10:45,913 Timing... 192 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:47,047 ...is everything. 193 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:00,728 Good job. 194 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,001 Hey, guys, take a walk, grab a drink. 195 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,206 Take a break. Sit. 196 00:11:26,387 --> 00:11:27,922 Jamie. 197 00:11:28,557 --> 00:11:30,257 You played volleyball or basketball? 198 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:31,325 Both. 199 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,994 I knew it. 200 00:11:34,529 --> 00:11:35,996 You're a natural. 201 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,807 High 1:30s, low 1:40s. 202 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,442 - You did pretty good, then. - Put it this way. 203 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:50,377 Over the course of a 2,000 meter race, 204 00:11:50,411 --> 00:11:52,713 if you get a 2 flat and they get a 1:59.2, 205 00:11:52,746 --> 00:11:54,848 they've beaten you by a full boat length. 206 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,219 Races are won and lost by 100ths of a second. 207 00:11:58,252 --> 00:12:00,054 Technique wins and loses races. 208 00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,722 - Uh... - You don't have to raise your hand. 209 00:12:01,755 --> 00:12:03,958 So the varsity, they do this workout a lot? 210 00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,860 Today they did the same workout as you. 211 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:09,698 Six times, and then they hit the weights. 212 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:13,635 Okay, guys, next Friday is your first 2K ERG test baseline. 213 00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:14,868 What's a good time for that? 214 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:19,273 What's your name again? 215 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:22,076 - Alex Dall. - Al... Dall, yeah, um... 216 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,714 take the average of your 500 meter time, 217 00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:27,649 multiply them by four, and then just add... 218 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,049 ten to 20 seconds. 219 00:12:30,351 --> 00:12:32,019 How well do you think I did today? 220 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,387 - Well, you did great. - Okay. 221 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,656 'Cause I could do better. 222 00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:35,823 How well did you think you did? 223 00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,424 I think I did... 224 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:48,836 Arms, body, legs. Legs, body, arms. 225 00:12:48,936 --> 00:12:50,739 Arms, body, legs, Legs, body, arms. 226 00:12:52,039 --> 00:12:53,575 The party looks kinda shitty. 227 00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:54,709 You sure it's supposed to be good? 228 00:12:54,743 --> 00:12:57,344 - They seem nice. - What, a nice frat? 229 00:12:57,378 --> 00:12:58,779 Okay, we can still go back. 230 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,682 - No, we're not going back. - Watch out, watch out. 231 00:13:00,715 --> 00:13:02,950 Excuse me, excuse me. Party up! 232 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,087 - There's not much left. - Okay. 233 00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:08,188 Drink the rest of it. 234 00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:09,758 More. 235 00:13:10,124 --> 00:13:11,959 One more. One more. You're good. 236 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:13,093 Let's do it. 237 00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:15,963 Oh, my God. 238 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,535 Slow. Slow, slow. 239 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:00,007 - Shit, I think the condom slipped off. - What?! 240 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,975 I literally had to fish it out. 241 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,779 Probably the worst I ever had, so over eager. 242 00:14:04,813 --> 00:14:06,648 Well, was he like bigger... 243 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:08,182 or, like, less so? 244 00:14:08,215 --> 00:14:10,050 You know the cliche. It's not about the... 245 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,285 size of the boat, 246 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,754 more about the motion in the ocean. 247 00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:15,690 Well, maybe the second time will be better. 248 00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:18,125 Are you kidding me? I just wanted to get 249 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,695 the drunk college one night stand out of the way. 250 00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,162 Check. Done. Next. 251 00:14:22,797 --> 00:14:24,331 Okay, well, positives. 252 00:14:24,365 --> 00:14:25,800 You got to sleep in your own bed. 253 00:14:25,834 --> 00:14:27,901 I slept on the floor of some sorority girl's room. 254 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:30,170 What? 255 00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:31,372 Nothing. 256 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,808 - You're processing. - I'm not processing. 257 00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:35,844 I'm just trying to figure something out. 258 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,078 Yeah, that's processing. 259 00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,114 Mindfulness. 260 00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,850 - Okay, relax. - I'm relaxed. 261 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,017 Okay, 'cause you really shouldn't be stressed about school. 262 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,919 You were the smartest in our high school. 263 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,790 I'm not stressed about school and I worked the hardest. 264 00:14:48,823 --> 00:14:50,457 - There's a difference. - Whatever. 265 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,894 Just remember, a 90 and 100 are both 4.0s in college. 266 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:55,028 Okay? 267 00:14:55,530 --> 00:14:57,097 I was worried about you senior year. 268 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:00,968 Speaking of weird. Sorority, really? 269 00:15:01,603 --> 00:15:03,404 I mean, they were kind of cool, actually. 270 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:04,972 Now, I think I judged them 271 00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,173 before really getting to know them. 272 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,975 Hey. 273 00:15:09,577 --> 00:15:10,712 Jamie. 274 00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:12,547 What's up? 275 00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:35,135 You took it three times today. Find any mistakes? 276 00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:37,906 - Always. - Here's your last quiz. 277 00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:39,940 See you next week. 278 00:15:48,550 --> 00:15:50,852 - Where are the answers? - Please don't argue with the grade. 279 00:15:50,885 --> 00:15:52,787 - I'm not arguing with the grade. - Office hours are Monday. 280 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,087 after fall break. 281 00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,365 Do you want me to email the professor for the answers? 282 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:07,401 - 'Cause I can do that. - Well, maybe I should thank you. 283 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,603 Thank me? why? 284 00:16:08,636 --> 00:16:10,037 All this time I spent waiting on you, 285 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,472 I finished my applications early. 286 00:16:11,506 --> 00:16:12,807 To the school of rock? 287 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:14,943 Doctor programs. Astrophysics. 288 00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:17,946 Top choice is U. of Chicago, led by Dr. Friedman. 289 00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,848 She calculated the age of the universe. 290 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,050 Do you want me to pretend to be impressed? 291 00:16:23,818 --> 00:16:25,152 It's freshman year. 292 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,654 Take if from someone who's been in your shoes. 293 00:16:26,688 --> 00:16:27,889 Overdoing it. 294 00:16:27,922 --> 00:16:29,924 Physics is my worst subject, so I... 295 00:16:29,958 --> 00:16:31,960 I kind of have to overdo it. 296 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,293 Aren't you a physics major? 297 00:16:35,530 --> 00:16:37,899 Okay. I just need the answer key. 298 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,334 13.7 billion years. 299 00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,135 - What? - Age of the universe. 300 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,672 I think it puts your meaninglessness into perspective. 301 00:16:44,706 --> 00:16:46,741 - I'll see you after break. - You know, let me take you out sometime. 302 00:16:46,774 --> 00:16:49,409 Make it up to you for all of the time of yours I've wasted. 303 00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:51,078 I'm a TA, I don't go out with my students. 304 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,580 What are you doing? 305 00:16:53,548 --> 00:16:54,983 Getting the answer key. Thank you! 306 00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:03,323 - Late! - I know. 307 00:17:04,659 --> 00:17:06,026 Hey, Brill. 308 00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,362 What are you looking at? 309 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,098 See what time I have to get to make varsity. 310 00:17:11,733 --> 00:17:13,701 You're not gonna do the time that coach recommended? 311 00:17:14,669 --> 00:17:15,703 No. 312 00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,437 I wasn't really trying that hard, 313 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:18,506 so I don't think it's very accurate. 314 00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:22,944 7:59 seems doable. 315 00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,552 7:59, 7:59. 316 00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:34,722 7:59. 317 00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:38,526 7:59. 318 00:19:52,860 --> 00:19:55,328 7:55, Dall. Not bad. 319 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,936 7:49, Brill. You two are on a roll. 320 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:05,073 Good job, novice. 321 00:20:08,176 --> 00:20:09,677 Up, ladies, up! 322 00:20:09,711 --> 00:20:11,946 In the words of Unk, 323 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,948 "walk it out." 324 00:20:18,886 --> 00:20:20,054 Shit. 325 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:29,831 Good job, Dall. 326 00:20:29,864 --> 00:20:32,100 Just take your time. You earned it. 327 00:20:33,768 --> 00:20:35,503 See you in the weight room. 328 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,906 Let's go, ladies. 329 00:21:38,232 --> 00:21:40,300 - Okay, thank you. - Okay. 330 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,036 We learned a lot. 331 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:45,540 Thank you. Bye. 332 00:21:45,573 --> 00:21:47,008 Leave your sweatshirt. 333 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:48,643 Dall. 334 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:52,613 Rowing is not for everyone. 335 00:21:52,780 --> 00:21:54,649 It's a big time commitment. 336 00:21:55,249 --> 00:21:57,552 Not everyone is willing to go the extra mile. 337 00:21:57,785 --> 00:22:00,988 But I am, so if you could just give me a chance on anything. 338 00:22:01,022 --> 00:22:03,724 I mean, I... I could even maybe stay after or later... 339 00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:05,458 No, no, relax, relax. 340 00:22:05,626 --> 00:22:09,163 My point is, uh, Regatta in one week. 341 00:22:09,697 --> 00:22:11,199 I thought it was three... three weeks. 342 00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,333 No, no, the novice Regatta in three weeks. 343 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,670 The varsity is in one week. 344 00:22:15,703 --> 00:22:17,004 We are making a fresh four 345 00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:19,740 and I don't got enough varsity to, uh, fill it, 346 00:22:19,774 --> 00:22:22,944 so you'll start practicing with the team in the mornings, 347 00:22:22,977 --> 00:22:25,847 if you want, every day for the next week. 348 00:22:27,114 --> 00:22:29,584 - Me? - Yeah, you. If you want. 349 00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:32,119 Look, it's twice as much work as you're doing now, 350 00:22:32,153 --> 00:22:34,487 you gotta be there at the lake at 5 a.m. every day. 351 00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:37,024 And plus, the Regatta overlaps with fall break, 352 00:22:37,058 --> 00:22:38,358 and frankly, that pisses a lot of girls off. 353 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,861 - so I don't want... - I don't care. 354 00:22:39,894 --> 00:22:41,996 I don't care, I can... I can do that. I can to that. 355 00:22:42,296 --> 00:22:43,731 I... I'd love to do that. 356 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,566 Awesome sauce. 357 00:22:46,167 --> 00:22:48,002 Good. Get outta here. Scooch. 358 00:22:50,004 --> 00:22:52,173 The only novice to get moved up to varsity. 359 00:22:53,674 --> 00:22:54,909 Yeah. 360 00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:57,712 Well, double. 361 00:22:58,012 --> 00:22:59,347 They practice at 5 a.m. 362 00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:02,149 5 a.m.? 363 00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:03,885 I thought practices were in the afternoons. 364 00:23:03,918 --> 00:23:06,486 Varsities do, uh, two days. 365 00:23:07,355 --> 00:23:09,190 - Okay. - When are you supposed to, like, sleep? 366 00:23:09,757 --> 00:23:11,893 Yep. Okay. I love you. 367 00:23:12,660 --> 00:23:13,694 Bye. 368 00:23:28,075 --> 00:23:30,244 Hey. What's up? 369 00:23:30,278 --> 00:23:32,813 Yo, um... I'm gonna go to bed soon, 370 00:23:32,847 --> 00:23:34,048 but do you want to carpool tomorrow? 371 00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:37,852 Um... I... I actually am gonna be practicing 372 00:23:37,885 --> 00:23:40,087 with the varsity tomorrow. 373 00:23:40,121 --> 00:23:42,455 Duh! That's what I mean. Me too. 374 00:23:42,489 --> 00:23:44,392 Coach Pete told me you're the other novice moving up. 375 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:46,394 You wanna, uh, meet outside Turner Hall at 4:30? 376 00:23:47,561 --> 00:23:49,597 Yeah. Okay. Cool. 377 00:23:49,630 --> 00:23:50,631 Cool. 378 00:24:22,229 --> 00:24:23,631 Maybe we got the time wrong? 379 00:24:23,898 --> 00:24:25,599 The email definitely said 5 a.m. 380 00:24:29,437 --> 00:24:30,470 What if they're fucking with us? 381 00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:34,642 God, this better not be some hazing shit. 382 00:24:35,242 --> 00:24:36,677 You and me have to stick together. 383 00:24:37,078 --> 00:24:39,880 Um... why would they be fucking with us? 384 00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:42,984 Uh, because varsity does not want fresh meat 385 00:24:43,017 --> 00:24:44,151 nipping at their heels. 386 00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:47,121 And all the other novices, they're just like, 387 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,156 "Oh, yeah, a fun intramural. 388 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:50,725 Ooh, ducks. Ooh, friends." 389 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,128 We actually need this shit. 390 00:24:55,596 --> 00:24:57,064 God, when Coach Pete reached out to me 391 00:24:57,098 --> 00:24:58,733 and basically said I was gonna get a scholarship, 392 00:24:59,934 --> 00:25:01,902 I mean, I'm not religious but, like, fuck. 393 00:25:03,871 --> 00:25:05,406 Also, Rachel's such a little bitch, 394 00:25:05,439 --> 00:25:07,074 she didn't give a shit when they offered her the spot. 395 00:25:08,309 --> 00:25:10,711 She just booked a flight for fall break. 396 00:25:11,946 --> 00:25:13,147 It's probably first class, too. 397 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:15,750 Silver spoon bitch. 398 00:25:16,851 --> 00:25:18,085 Honestly, your lucky break, though. 399 00:25:18,386 --> 00:25:20,087 They offered the spot to Rachel? 400 00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:21,856 Yes. 401 00:25:25,192 --> 00:25:27,495 But, honestly, it's her loss. 402 00:25:28,362 --> 00:25:30,264 And you try way harder than her, so... 403 00:25:31,565 --> 00:25:33,067 Sure as shit need it more than her, too. 404 00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:40,509 These novices are gonna drop like flies. 405 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:41,909 I know it. I just... 406 00:25:42,476 --> 00:25:43,512 know it. 407 00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:46,013 Try-hard? Gone. 408 00:25:46,647 --> 00:25:48,616 Rachel? Gonna be gone. 409 00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,207 Yeah. Yeah. 410 00:26:14,275 --> 00:26:15,309 Yeah? 411 00:26:17,611 --> 00:26:20,147 It's so much better doing it with another person. 412 00:26:20,181 --> 00:26:21,982 You know? Way more fun. 413 00:26:23,717 --> 00:26:25,052 We got this. You know? 414 00:26:27,522 --> 00:26:28,589 Oh! 415 00:26:41,635 --> 00:26:43,070 Let's go. 416 00:26:51,412 --> 00:26:52,746 You're late, novice. 417 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,948 Yeah, sorry, we were just... 418 00:26:53,981 --> 00:26:55,584 Freshman four, over here. 419 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:01,055 All right, we're doing novice sandwiches this week. 420 00:27:01,355 --> 00:27:03,224 Moore, four. Dall, you're three. 421 00:27:03,257 --> 00:27:04,559 You've rode starboard before, right? 422 00:27:04,593 --> 00:27:06,360 Yeah, I've rode starboard before, and port, 423 00:27:06,393 --> 00:27:08,429 so I can do both. Whichever one you want. 424 00:27:09,163 --> 00:27:10,631 So, Dall three. 425 00:27:11,165 --> 00:27:13,033 Mitchell, two. Brill, you got bow, okay? 426 00:27:13,568 --> 00:27:15,136 All right, hurry the fuck up and grab the boat. 427 00:27:15,169 --> 00:27:16,704 I'm stuck with you dumbasses this week. 428 00:27:16,737 --> 00:27:19,006 Don't piss me off. 429 00:27:19,173 --> 00:27:20,307 Anyone see lightning? 430 00:27:21,342 --> 00:27:22,743 No? Well, friggin' tell me if you do. 431 00:27:22,776 --> 00:27:24,513 I'm not getting electrocuted for a freshman boat. 432 00:27:28,082 --> 00:27:30,284 Stern pair, pick drill. Ready? 433 00:27:31,018 --> 00:27:32,153 Row. 434 00:27:33,187 --> 00:27:34,589 Whoa, wait up. 435 00:27:34,623 --> 00:27:36,090 All right, novice, pick drill. 436 00:27:36,123 --> 00:27:37,825 First arms, then arms and bodies, 437 00:27:37,858 --> 00:27:39,426 then quarter side, half side, full side. 438 00:27:39,460 --> 00:27:41,795 Got it? Okay. Ready? Row. 439 00:27:44,465 --> 00:27:46,233 All four, watch your hands! 440 00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:48,969 - Jesus Christ. - ...in full. 441 00:27:49,203 --> 00:27:51,705 And two. One. 442 00:27:53,007 --> 00:27:54,041 Two. 443 00:27:58,679 --> 00:28:00,447 Jesus, novice, you're turning the whole boat. 444 00:28:00,481 --> 00:28:01,849 Light strokes. 445 00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:04,084 Lightly. 446 00:28:04,718 --> 00:28:06,854 You know what? Fuck it, fuck it, wait up. 447 00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:08,355 Check it down. 448 00:28:08,657 --> 00:28:10,357 Lightly. 449 00:28:10,791 --> 00:28:11,926 All right, enough of that. 450 00:28:12,159 --> 00:28:13,961 Bow pair. 451 00:28:13,994 --> 00:28:15,262 Get ready. 452 00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:16,864 Row! 453 00:28:21,468 --> 00:28:23,003 Get that up. 454 00:28:23,037 --> 00:28:24,939 That is what I'm talking about. 455 00:28:24,972 --> 00:28:27,274 That's what it looks like. See, she's a natural. 456 00:28:27,308 --> 00:28:28,677 The other one isn't. 457 00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:30,911 Three seat, set the boat. 458 00:28:54,501 --> 00:28:56,036 Novice in the back, behind the freshmen. 459 00:28:56,070 --> 00:28:57,871 Let's go. 460 00:29:02,677 --> 00:29:04,144 And then back, all the way. 461 00:29:11,919 --> 00:29:13,921 All right, no more shits on the bus, people. 462 00:29:13,954 --> 00:29:15,990 Thelma, I'm talking to you. I don't want to smell it. 463 00:29:16,257 --> 00:29:17,891 No. Novice in the back. 464 00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:19,293 Fuck you, we're a team. 465 00:29:20,127 --> 00:29:21,495 Am I right, guys? Come on. 466 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,123 Come on! Let's go! 467 00:30:37,772 --> 00:30:39,306 - Water? - No, no, hold on. 468 00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:42,409 How'd it go today? 469 00:30:42,876 --> 00:30:44,144 Heard you caught a crab, huh? 470 00:30:44,978 --> 00:30:46,046 It happens. 471 00:30:46,681 --> 00:30:48,849 How was it, though? Today? Your first race? 472 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:50,918 Well, considering it was my fault we lost, I... 473 00:30:50,951 --> 00:30:53,120 It's not the fault of the person who caught the crab. 474 00:30:53,153 --> 00:30:55,590 It means the technique on the entire boat is off. 475 00:30:55,790 --> 00:30:58,359 Not one person wins or loses a race. 476 00:30:58,526 --> 00:31:01,061 I think I just got tired and my oar slipped so... 477 00:31:01,696 --> 00:31:03,997 I couldn't frickin' feel my legs and, uh, 478 00:31:04,298 --> 00:31:05,600 just need to get stronger. 479 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,570 Can you give yourself a break, please? 480 00:31:09,169 --> 00:31:11,105 When you focus on your technique for a bit, 481 00:31:11,138 --> 00:31:12,873 it'll come. And remember what I said. 482 00:31:12,906 --> 00:31:15,543 It's 10,000 hours to be an expert. 483 00:31:15,577 --> 00:31:18,112 You literally just started. 484 00:31:18,847 --> 00:31:20,080 Relax. 485 00:31:22,550 --> 00:31:24,084 Will you? 486 00:31:25,085 --> 00:31:26,220 I'm just gonna go to the bathroom. 487 00:31:26,253 --> 00:31:27,856 Right. 488 00:32:03,357 --> 00:32:05,527 Jesus Christ, move. Little people freeze faster. 489 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:06,728 All right, bitch. 490 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,942 Welcome, novice. 491 00:32:22,209 --> 00:32:23,944 Your first practice with varsity. 492 00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:26,246 Well, for most of you. 493 00:32:27,882 --> 00:32:30,083 Varsity, the novice will be practicing... 494 00:32:30,117 --> 00:32:32,219 - Hey, listen up. - Sorry. 495 00:32:32,252 --> 00:32:33,521 Please. Thank you. 496 00:32:33,888 --> 00:32:35,956 The novice will be practicing with us until the new year. 497 00:32:36,323 --> 00:32:37,991 I want you to set an example for them. 498 00:32:38,560 --> 00:32:40,194 All right. 499 00:32:41,596 --> 00:32:43,598 I want you to set an example for them. 500 00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:46,233 Show them how hard you work. 501 00:32:46,266 --> 00:32:48,435 Show them what it's like to fight for a 2K PR, 502 00:32:48,469 --> 00:32:51,104 and keep in mind, some of them might be moving up one day. 503 00:32:52,139 --> 00:32:53,373 They'll be part of your team, 504 00:32:54,107 --> 00:32:55,209 and your competition. 505 00:32:56,410 --> 00:32:58,111 It's a good motivation going into the new year. 506 00:32:58,412 --> 00:32:59,446 For everyone. 507 00:33:02,650 --> 00:33:03,918 All right. 508 00:33:03,952 --> 00:33:05,920 Put your stuff away, grab an ERG and warm up. 509 00:33:05,954 --> 00:33:07,454 Brill, do we got an issue today? 510 00:33:07,488 --> 00:33:08,923 - No. - Good. 511 00:33:12,125 --> 00:33:13,160 - Whoo! - Ready? 512 00:33:13,193 --> 00:33:14,829 Oh, my God, I was born ready. 513 00:33:16,296 --> 00:33:17,464 Long time, bro. 514 00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:18,633 Yeah. 515 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:20,835 You ready? 516 00:33:21,168 --> 00:33:22,369 Yeah, I think so. 517 00:33:24,973 --> 00:33:26,406 That's my ERG. 518 00:33:26,608 --> 00:33:27,909 Novice in the back. 519 00:33:33,781 --> 00:33:36,149 Novice, in the back. 520 00:33:36,183 --> 00:33:38,653 Sorry, I... I didn't know. 521 00:34:37,712 --> 00:34:39,714 Just take some time, all right? 522 00:34:39,747 --> 00:34:40,982 - Pete! - All right. 523 00:34:50,959 --> 00:34:52,292 Fuck. 524 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,813 We're going to the trainer, novice. 525 00:35:15,449 --> 00:35:17,284 Earth to Dall. 526 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:20,622 You don't have to kill yourself in the last 2K of the semester. 527 00:35:21,288 --> 00:35:22,924 Coaches know everyone sucks this time of year. 528 00:35:22,957 --> 00:35:24,424 Still wasn't enough. 529 00:35:24,926 --> 00:35:26,628 You're never gonna get 530 00:35:26,661 --> 00:35:28,462 a seven minute 2K if that's what you think. 531 00:35:28,495 --> 00:35:30,130 You're just not built for it. 532 00:35:30,665 --> 00:35:33,300 Besides, you fuckin' PR'ed at 7:45. 533 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:34,535 The best novice time. 534 00:35:34,569 --> 00:35:36,804 7:45.5. 535 00:35:38,006 --> 00:35:39,607 And there are only five novice left. 536 00:35:40,407 --> 00:35:41,643 Well, assuming we do seat races, 537 00:35:41,676 --> 00:35:43,544 you'll probably end up in the 2V, anyway. 538 00:35:43,578 --> 00:35:44,612 A what? 539 00:35:45,113 --> 00:35:46,714 Fugh! 540 00:35:49,517 --> 00:35:50,885 Technique doesn't matter on the ERG, 541 00:35:50,918 --> 00:35:52,053 but it matters in the water. 542 00:35:52,452 --> 00:35:53,721 Hence, a seat race to tell 543 00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:55,657 who's actually making the boat move faster. 544 00:35:56,624 --> 00:35:57,992 Okay, so? 545 00:35:58,693 --> 00:36:02,997 Okay, so two people race against one another in fours, 546 00:36:03,665 --> 00:36:04,766 do one piece, 547 00:36:04,799 --> 00:36:06,000 then the people seat racing swap, 548 00:36:06,034 --> 00:36:07,535 but the rest of the crew stays the same, 549 00:36:07,802 --> 00:36:09,904 go again, run the numbers, blah and blah. 550 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:11,304 So you're saying I need to seat race. 551 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,407 Weirdo, chill. It's drama... 552 00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:15,143 Ew! Don't get piss on me. 553 00:36:16,276 --> 00:36:18,046 Seriously, it's drama fucking city. 554 00:36:18,345 --> 00:36:20,081 This girl in my high school got kicked off the team 555 00:36:20,114 --> 00:36:21,348 for trying to throw one. 556 00:36:21,381 --> 00:36:23,017 So, should I ask Edwards? 557 00:36:23,450 --> 00:36:25,520 I could ask for, like, next week. 558 00:36:27,155 --> 00:36:28,923 No, you don't demand shit from Edwards. 559 00:36:30,124 --> 00:36:31,926 Besides, I heard she does them every spring break 560 00:36:31,959 --> 00:36:33,193 to finalize lineups. 561 00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:35,395 - So that's my shot. - No. 562 00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:36,998 2K ERG tests matter. 563 00:36:37,031 --> 00:36:39,366 The seat race, the dumbass around-the-lake rows. 564 00:36:40,134 --> 00:36:42,103 Edwards takes these tests really seriously. 565 00:36:42,970 --> 00:36:44,237 Just keep doing what you're doing. 566 00:36:45,238 --> 00:36:47,175 But, like, relax. 567 00:36:58,886 --> 00:37:00,722 Seat racers swap, rest of the crew stays the same... 568 00:37:11,099 --> 00:37:13,901 Seat racers swap, rest of the crew stays the same 569 00:37:13,935 --> 00:37:15,402 go again, run the numbers, blah and blah. 570 00:38:08,856 --> 00:38:10,224 You went through it three times. 571 00:38:10,258 --> 00:38:12,193 You've been here two hours and 44 minutes. 572 00:38:12,492 --> 00:38:13,528 I'm going home. 573 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:15,696 I still have six minutes. 574 00:38:16,496 --> 00:38:17,632 Hey! 575 00:38:17,665 --> 00:38:19,332 You gotta know when to quit. 576 00:38:34,481 --> 00:38:35,983 Fuck! 577 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:30,972 - Dall? - Hey, coach, hi. 578 00:39:31,005 --> 00:39:32,673 - I was just... - You were... 579 00:39:32,907 --> 00:39:35,375 Shouldn't you be stuffed in a library somewhere 580 00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:37,011 - studying right now? - Yeah. 581 00:39:37,044 --> 00:39:39,113 And there's a reason we don't have practices during exams. 582 00:39:39,347 --> 00:39:41,115 NCAA reasons, but, uh, I don't know, 583 00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:42,382 we care about you, too, at least I do. 584 00:39:42,415 --> 00:39:45,219 - Yeah. - You're a student athlete, Dall. 585 00:39:45,385 --> 00:39:48,356 Student comes first, so would you repeat after me. 586 00:39:49,056 --> 00:39:52,293 Student athlete. I'm a student athlete. 587 00:39:52,326 --> 00:39:57,565 I just did a 2K and a PR. Awesome sauce. 588 00:39:57,598 --> 00:39:59,634 Yeah, I'm just... I'm trying to get better. 589 00:39:59,767 --> 00:40:01,202 Before you do that, why don't you... 590 00:40:01,903 --> 00:40:03,004 Don't leave me hangin'. 591 00:40:03,037 --> 00:40:04,972 Weight adjusted, I guess it's, uh... 592 00:40:05,339 --> 00:40:06,974 - it's okay. - Weight adjusted? 593 00:40:07,008 --> 00:40:08,175 What? Where'd you learn that? 594 00:40:08,209 --> 00:40:09,877 Well, I figured... 595 00:40:09,911 --> 00:40:11,478 the force generated by a more powerful rower 596 00:40:11,512 --> 00:40:13,147 might be offset by their weight 597 00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:16,183 if their boat gets pushed into the water more by their weight. 598 00:40:16,217 --> 00:40:17,985 'Cause the more surface area of the boat in the water, 599 00:40:18,019 --> 00:40:19,787 the more friction causes the boat to slow down. 600 00:40:20,420 --> 00:40:22,023 If there was a weight adjustment... 601 00:40:22,056 --> 00:40:23,423 Weight adjustment calculators. 602 00:40:23,456 --> 00:40:26,327 Look, don't focus on the numbers, okay? 603 00:40:26,426 --> 00:40:28,329 That is enough to drive me crazy. I... 604 00:40:29,630 --> 00:40:31,866 Um, yeah, well, I'm taking a winter mini-mester, 605 00:40:31,899 --> 00:40:33,634 so at least that way I can at least use the ERG room. 606 00:40:33,901 --> 00:40:35,102 I want to get stronger. 607 00:40:35,703 --> 00:40:37,672 Uh, I've got a tip for you, Dall. 608 00:40:37,705 --> 00:40:39,941 It's not all about strength. 609 00:40:40,374 --> 00:40:42,677 And are you using the ERG room 610 00:40:42,710 --> 00:40:44,078 'cause you're taking a winter-mester, 611 00:40:44,111 --> 00:40:46,347 or are you taking a winter-mester 612 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:48,082 just so you can use the ERG room? 613 00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:49,750 I don't even want to know if that's the answer. 614 00:40:49,784 --> 00:40:52,586 I... I want to do 2Ks every day this break. 615 00:40:52,887 --> 00:40:55,990 I will chain the ERG room shut. 616 00:40:56,023 --> 00:40:57,291 There's an ERG in the gym. 617 00:40:57,325 --> 00:40:59,226 Oh, my God, you're... 618 00:40:59,260 --> 00:41:00,661 a lot. 619 00:41:00,761 --> 00:41:02,530 Okay. Um... 620 00:41:04,565 --> 00:41:06,534 Maybe... 621 00:41:07,668 --> 00:41:09,904 Maybe you can spend some time on the single, 622 00:41:09,937 --> 00:41:11,305 work on some technique. 623 00:41:11,806 --> 00:41:13,307 I didn't know I was allowed to row during break. 624 00:41:13,341 --> 00:41:14,875 - I'll do it. - Well, usually, 625 00:41:14,909 --> 00:41:16,277 it's meant for experienced girls, 626 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:17,712 and it's usually done in the summer, 627 00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:19,280 'cause the boat's easy to flip. 628 00:41:19,413 --> 00:41:21,481 Okay, well, I'll be careful, I'll stay close to the dock. 629 00:41:21,515 --> 00:41:23,317 It's not me you gotta convince. 630 00:41:24,452 --> 00:41:25,553 Coach Edwards. 631 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:27,121 She has to unlock the boat house. 632 00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:31,058 - Can't you do it? - No. 633 00:41:31,258 --> 00:41:33,594 I have in-law visitation duty, 634 00:41:33,627 --> 00:41:35,429 which is my own thing, 635 00:41:35,463 --> 00:41:36,731 but, anyway, no. 636 00:41:37,031 --> 00:41:38,498 She's the boss lady. 637 00:41:38,532 --> 00:41:40,901 And, uh, she lives walking distance to the boat house 638 00:41:40,935 --> 00:41:42,870 so, I don't know, why don't you shoot her a text. 639 00:41:43,137 --> 00:41:44,338 I'm sure she'll let you right in. 640 00:41:44,638 --> 00:41:47,341 Why am I not surprised to see you here during break? 641 00:41:47,441 --> 00:41:48,476 You're here. 642 00:41:49,877 --> 00:41:51,012 What are you doing Saturday? 643 00:41:51,212 --> 00:41:52,246 Why? 644 00:41:52,446 --> 00:41:53,914 Playing a little school of rock set 645 00:41:53,948 --> 00:41:55,750 at the historic Red Dog. You should stop by. 646 00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:57,585 I thought you don't date students. 647 00:41:58,285 --> 00:41:59,353 Who said it was a date? 648 00:42:52,507 --> 00:42:54,241 Yeah, Mom. Well, the plan is... 649 00:42:54,275 --> 00:42:56,177 is to drive in on Christmas Eve, 650 00:42:56,210 --> 00:42:58,446 and then I'm gonna go back on, uh, Christmas Day. 651 00:42:59,747 --> 00:43:02,583 Okay, well, the day after. 652 00:43:11,959 --> 00:43:13,060 Well... 653 00:43:14,395 --> 00:43:15,663 No, I'm good. 654 00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:16,964 Yeah. 655 00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:20,301 Well, why have you been talking to Winona? 656 00:43:22,136 --> 00:43:23,471 No. I'm going to bed right now. 657 00:43:27,942 --> 00:43:29,578 - ID. - Hm. 658 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:33,914 Go. 659 00:43:50,164 --> 00:43:51,966 - Hi. - What can I get you? 660 00:43:51,999 --> 00:43:53,634 Um, can I get a vodka soda, please. 661 00:43:58,607 --> 00:44:00,174 Well, aren't you full of surprises. 662 00:44:01,976 --> 00:44:02,943 Are you of age? 663 00:44:02,977 --> 00:44:04,546 Uh, I'm in here, right? 664 00:44:04,579 --> 00:44:05,813 I invited you 665 00:44:05,846 --> 00:44:07,549 expecting you to get turned away at the door. 666 00:44:07,815 --> 00:44:09,049 Okay, then. 667 00:44:12,186 --> 00:44:13,654 Hey. Hey. 668 00:44:14,188 --> 00:44:15,990 I was just kidding. Just kidding. 669 00:44:16,457 --> 00:44:17,491 Well, kinda. 670 00:44:18,459 --> 00:44:19,460 - Five minutes. - Okay. 671 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:20,895 - I'll see you after? - Okay. 672 00:44:21,695 --> 00:44:22,796 Thank you. 673 00:44:25,966 --> 00:44:27,668 All right, guys, so this next song 674 00:44:27,701 --> 00:44:29,103 is actually a new song we wrote. 675 00:44:29,136 --> 00:44:30,337 I hope you guys like it. 676 00:44:30,539 --> 00:44:32,907 And afterwards, we have the Paper Shakers, 677 00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,108 so stick around. 678 00:44:38,145 --> 00:44:40,080 ♪ Daddy ♪ 679 00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:44,084 ♪ I never thought I'd love a man ♪ 680 00:44:47,221 --> 00:44:49,190 ♪ I never thought ♪ 681 00:44:51,392 --> 00:44:54,195 ♪ A man could understand ♪ 682 00:44:56,565 --> 00:44:59,900 ♪ Everything I am ♪ 683 00:45:01,402 --> 00:45:03,871 ♪ Like a woman ♪ 684 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:09,910 ♪ Everything I am ♪ 685 00:45:11,312 --> 00:45:13,380 ♪ Like a woman ♪ 686 00:45:16,518 --> 00:45:18,620 ♪ How can I trust ♪ 687 00:45:20,754 --> 00:45:23,924 ♪ Who in trust have let me down ♪ 688 00:45:26,595 --> 00:45:28,429 ♪ Every man ♪ 689 00:45:30,599 --> 00:45:33,200 ♪ Every man that come around ♪ 690 00:45:33,234 --> 00:45:35,002 ♪ Willow ♪ 691 00:45:35,035 --> 00:45:38,038 ♪ Swings in the wind ♪ 692 00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:41,710 ♪ Reminds me of you... ♪ 693 00:46:19,648 --> 00:46:25,286 ♪ Because I'm not who, oh, God told me ♪ 694 00:46:25,319 --> 00:46:29,691 ♪ God knows and haven't told me ♪ 695 00:46:29,724 --> 00:46:33,961 ♪ I'm bold and stronger than the pain ♪ 696 00:46:33,994 --> 00:46:38,232 ♪ This bed is so lonely ♪ 697 00:46:38,265 --> 00:46:41,201 ♪ The world I see ♪ 698 00:46:41,235 --> 00:46:43,871 ♪ I paint a portrait of you ♪ 699 00:46:43,904 --> 00:46:47,007 ♪ Over the cobwebs in the corner ♪ 700 00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:50,878 ♪ My bones are sewn ♪ 701 00:46:50,911 --> 00:46:55,215 ♪ They're right where I want to be ♪ 702 00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:59,953 ♪ Somewhere in between... and the blue sea ♪ 703 00:47:03,357 --> 00:47:08,797 ♪ Because I'm not who, oh, God told me ♪ 704 00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:11,832 ♪ God knows and haven't told me ♪ 705 00:47:13,768 --> 00:47:16,638 ♪ I've grown stronger than pain... ♪ 706 00:47:58,912 --> 00:48:01,750 So is there some type of weaknesses, 707 00:48:01,783 --> 00:48:03,551 do you have some type of imbalances... 708 00:48:21,034 --> 00:48:24,438 Thanks so much for, um, meeting me so early. 709 00:48:24,606 --> 00:48:25,939 I've been up since five. 710 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,710 I just wanted to get some extra practice in 711 00:48:28,743 --> 00:48:30,712 since other girls are so much bigger than I am. 712 00:48:30,745 --> 00:48:32,980 No. Those. 713 00:48:35,949 --> 00:48:37,886 Okay. 714 00:48:39,286 --> 00:48:41,088 Look, have you even rowed a single before? 715 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:43,123 'Cause if not, you're gonna wait until we take 'em out as a team. 716 00:48:43,157 --> 00:48:44,158 No, I have. 717 00:48:45,926 --> 00:48:47,662 - I have. - Good thing. 718 00:48:47,695 --> 00:48:48,730 Water's cold. 719 00:48:49,229 --> 00:48:50,330 Shoot me a text when you're done. 720 00:48:50,364 --> 00:48:51,599 Let me know the boat's back safe. 721 00:48:51,932 --> 00:48:52,966 Cool. 722 00:49:12,052 --> 00:49:13,053 Mm, 'kay 723 00:49:52,827 --> 00:49:54,863 - You're late, Dall. - Yeah. 724 00:49:56,029 --> 00:49:57,665 You know, the girls who row in summer 725 00:49:57,699 --> 00:49:58,800 usually come later. 726 00:49:58,833 --> 00:50:00,969 Yeah, well, I have class at 9:30. 727 00:50:01,001 --> 00:50:03,905 So... Have you seen my umbrella? 728 00:50:03,938 --> 00:50:05,673 - No. - Okay. 729 00:50:05,974 --> 00:50:07,976 - Come in if you see lightning. - Okay! 730 00:50:20,822 --> 00:50:22,690 Late again, Dall? 731 00:50:29,531 --> 00:50:31,365 I'm here. 732 00:50:34,468 --> 00:50:36,036 You know, you could just give me the key. 733 00:50:37,237 --> 00:50:38,272 You don't need a key. 734 00:50:38,573 --> 00:50:39,674 Just slam the door. 735 00:50:53,755 --> 00:50:55,924 Look who's on time and dry. 736 00:51:35,964 --> 00:51:37,097 Shit. 737 00:51:42,604 --> 00:51:44,438 Sorry, I just thought it would be quicker 738 00:51:44,471 --> 00:51:45,940 if I came here. 739 00:52:05,292 --> 00:52:06,628 Opens the boat house. 740 00:52:07,061 --> 00:52:08,128 You're lookin' good out there. 741 00:52:08,896 --> 00:52:10,031 I didn't know you were watching. 742 00:52:11,498 --> 00:52:12,533 That's the point. 743 00:52:13,601 --> 00:52:15,268 Six a.m., Monday morning. 744 00:53:35,382 --> 00:53:36,884 I mean, why's he interviewing 745 00:53:36,918 --> 00:53:38,986 a whole bunch of deans at a dinner table or something. 746 00:53:40,521 --> 00:53:42,590 I can't get a word in edge... I don't know what I'm... 747 00:53:43,024 --> 00:53:44,025 - Hey. - Hi. 748 00:53:44,058 --> 00:53:45,126 How you doin'? 749 00:53:45,358 --> 00:53:48,096 Um, Alex, this is Dani, my TA. 750 00:53:48,428 --> 00:53:50,665 - It's a pleasure to meet you. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 751 00:53:50,698 --> 00:53:52,700 Yeah, you're both pursuing physics, right? 752 00:53:52,734 --> 00:53:55,402 I'm actually underage, so... 753 00:53:57,071 --> 00:53:58,539 Oh. Underage. 754 00:53:58,740 --> 00:54:00,842 Did you, uh, TA 755 00:54:00,875 --> 00:54:02,409 for my class last semester? 756 00:54:02,442 --> 00:54:04,912 Oh, the class was so big. And it's been so long. 757 00:54:04,946 --> 00:54:06,413 Well, the two of you should get acquainted. 758 00:54:06,446 --> 00:54:08,750 Alex is, uh, one of our presidential scholars. 759 00:54:08,783 --> 00:54:11,886 And Dani here just actually got into her top choice school. 760 00:54:13,221 --> 00:54:14,989 You did? Congratulations. 761 00:54:15,723 --> 00:54:16,758 Thank you. 762 00:54:18,258 --> 00:54:19,761 That's a sweet cardigan. 763 00:54:20,628 --> 00:54:22,262 Is this the line for the bathroom? 764 00:54:22,295 --> 00:54:23,497 Right. 765 00:54:26,299 --> 00:54:27,434 It's warm in here. 766 00:54:31,873 --> 00:54:33,841 What, do you like me now that you know I'm leaving? 767 00:54:34,108 --> 00:54:35,576 I'm just waiting for the bathroom. 768 00:54:35,977 --> 00:54:37,444 You don't date your students, so... 769 00:54:37,779 --> 00:54:38,946 there's also that. 770 00:54:47,789 --> 00:54:49,289 You're not my student anymore. 771 00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:02,036 Oh, you said you were good at this. 772 00:55:02,069 --> 00:55:03,805 So freshman year of high school 773 00:55:03,838 --> 00:55:06,240 my mother said that I should enroll in some honors classes 774 00:55:06,274 --> 00:55:07,975 so that way I could challenge myself, 775 00:55:08,009 --> 00:55:09,777 which was a huge mistake. 776 00:55:09,811 --> 00:55:11,411 Yeah, sure, Miss 4.0. 777 00:55:11,444 --> 00:55:13,413 You've seen what I have to do to get an A. 778 00:55:13,446 --> 00:55:15,082 - Valid. - Great. Okay. 779 00:55:15,116 --> 00:55:16,551 So I was about to transfer out, 780 00:55:16,584 --> 00:55:20,555 but there was this smart ass douchy future frat bro 781 00:55:21,122 --> 00:55:22,757 who was always talking about me. 782 00:55:22,790 --> 00:55:24,192 He would always finish first, 783 00:55:24,225 --> 00:55:26,227 and then humble brag about how he never studied. 784 00:55:26,260 --> 00:55:27,829 So obviously, when he asked me out, 785 00:55:27,862 --> 00:55:29,096 - I turned him down. - Oh, no. 786 00:55:29,130 --> 00:55:30,832 This one class, we got our grades back, 787 00:55:30,865 --> 00:55:32,399 and he saw mine, which was a C, 788 00:55:32,432 --> 00:55:35,002 and he goes, "If you took the regular class, 789 00:55:35,036 --> 00:55:36,904 then you would probably get an A." 790 00:55:36,938 --> 00:55:38,471 Oh, no he didn't. 791 00:55:38,506 --> 00:55:40,942 I decided, fuck him. I was gonna beat him on the next test. 792 00:55:40,975 --> 00:55:42,143 I was gonna turn it in first 793 00:55:42,176 --> 00:55:43,476 and I was gonna get the better grade, 794 00:55:43,511 --> 00:55:46,247 - so I studied my ass off and... - And beat him. 795 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,481 Well, I got a C but I did turn it in first. 796 00:55:48,883 --> 00:55:50,184 And it hit me, like, 797 00:55:50,350 --> 00:55:52,352 if I was rushing and making all these mistakes, 798 00:55:52,385 --> 00:55:54,155 then surely he must too, because there's no way, 799 00:55:54,188 --> 00:55:55,422 no matter how smart this guy was, 800 00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:56,489 he didn't miss one. 801 00:55:56,524 --> 00:55:58,793 So the next time, I took my time. 802 00:55:58,826 --> 00:56:01,428 - And you beat him. - Uh, no. 803 00:56:01,461 --> 00:56:04,198 Well, I got... I got my first B in that class. 804 00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:05,766 Okay? But the next time, 805 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:08,936 I double checked my work, I re-did the test, 806 00:56:08,970 --> 00:56:10,370 - and then... - You beat him. 807 00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:11,471 I tied him. 808 00:56:11,505 --> 00:56:13,841 The time after that... 809 00:56:13,875 --> 00:56:16,544 - You beat him. - Yes, I beat him! 810 00:56:16,577 --> 00:56:18,012 - It's your turn. - I know. 811 00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:19,313 Now, everyone knew that 812 00:56:19,347 --> 00:56:21,849 this guy was gonna graduate valedictorian, 813 00:56:21,883 --> 00:56:25,353 but he only took the minimum classes needed to graduate. 814 00:56:25,385 --> 00:56:29,357 Well, I took a full load of honors classes to weight my GPS. 815 00:56:29,389 --> 00:56:30,725 He didn't study, but I did. 816 00:56:30,758 --> 00:56:32,693 He was smarter, but I worked harder. 817 00:56:33,160 --> 00:56:34,829 - And you became valedictorian? - Still no. 818 00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:36,964 Some girl transferred in junior year, beat us both. 819 00:56:36,998 --> 00:56:40,568 But I did graduate salutatorian and he was third. 820 00:56:40,601 --> 00:56:42,370 Bumped off the podium entirely. 821 00:56:42,670 --> 00:56:44,839 So that's how it all began. 822 00:56:44,872 --> 00:56:47,508 Somebody pissed you off and you got revenge. 823 00:56:47,541 --> 00:56:49,644 You don't know how many people gave me high fives 824 00:56:49,677 --> 00:56:51,879 during graduation, okay? This guy irritated everyone. 825 00:56:51,913 --> 00:56:53,981 So it was about the high fives and standing at the podium? 826 00:56:56,617 --> 00:56:58,886 No? Come on, give me something. 827 00:56:58,920 --> 00:57:00,588 Well, why did we go to the moon? 828 00:57:01,856 --> 00:57:03,157 Oh, God. 829 00:57:03,190 --> 00:57:04,358 No, no, really, tell me. 830 00:57:04,392 --> 00:57:06,193 Why did we go to some lifeless rock? 831 00:57:06,227 --> 00:57:08,428 Come on. Don't break my heart. 832 00:57:08,461 --> 00:57:10,497 Wasn't it just some huge propaganda factory 833 00:57:10,531 --> 00:57:11,666 and ego trips, 834 00:57:11,699 --> 00:57:13,234 that way, we could prove as Americans 835 00:57:13,267 --> 00:57:15,236 that we were superior to the Russians? 836 00:57:15,269 --> 00:57:17,338 - Ooh. - Who even cares that we got there first? 837 00:57:17,371 --> 00:57:18,873 We had bigger shit to worry about. 838 00:57:18,906 --> 00:57:22,176 We had people starving, civil rights, wars. 839 00:57:22,475 --> 00:57:24,011 Okay? All we got out of it was 840 00:57:24,045 --> 00:57:26,247 a bunch of dead astronauts and huge deficit. 841 00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:27,615 It was totally pointless. 842 00:57:27,782 --> 00:57:29,183 I can't believe you're a physics major, 843 00:57:29,216 --> 00:57:31,352 and you're shit talking space travel. 844 00:57:31,385 --> 00:57:34,288 - Mm-hm. - The advancements of technology because of that. 845 00:57:34,322 --> 00:57:36,557 - Okay. - The sense of national pride. 846 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:37,725 Mm-hm. 847 00:57:37,758 --> 00:57:39,459 Not that I give a shit about that. 848 00:57:39,492 --> 00:57:41,395 - Oh, no. - To test our limits as a species, 849 00:57:41,429 --> 00:57:43,297 to see if we could. 850 00:57:43,965 --> 00:57:45,132 What was it Kennedy said? 851 00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:47,935 We do it not because it's easy, 852 00:57:47,969 --> 00:57:49,937 - but because it's hard. - Yes! 853 00:57:52,139 --> 00:57:55,076 Wow. Just wow. 854 00:57:55,109 --> 00:57:57,044 - No, it's my turn. - No way. 855 00:57:57,078 --> 00:57:58,646 - Let me show you how to... - No. 856 00:57:58,679 --> 00:57:59,814 All right, ladies, 857 00:57:59,847 --> 00:58:01,315 welcome back after your winter break. 858 00:58:01,349 --> 00:58:03,084 And I don't care if you've been sitting on your asses 859 00:58:03,117 --> 00:58:05,419 for the last two weeks, you are about to get moving. 860 00:58:05,453 --> 00:58:06,887 Welcome to hell. 861 00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:10,057 All right, Janssen... 862 00:58:15,529 --> 00:58:16,630 You okay? 863 00:58:16,931 --> 00:58:18,666 Yeah, just, uh... 864 00:58:18,866 --> 00:58:20,500 just this little thing, no big deal. 865 00:58:27,341 --> 00:58:28,676 Hm? 866 00:58:29,944 --> 00:58:32,580 I said, nice to see a novice move up. 867 00:58:36,183 --> 00:58:38,452 Hey, Groundsman, Dall, 868 00:58:38,486 --> 00:58:39,820 what are we waiting for? 869 00:58:39,854 --> 00:58:41,589 It's practice. Let's go. 870 00:58:43,491 --> 00:58:46,093 Nice work, Groundsman and Dall. 871 00:58:46,127 --> 00:58:49,663 Everyone, this is the work ethic I'm after. 872 00:58:49,697 --> 00:58:51,465 Okay? The schools we're going up against 873 00:58:51,499 --> 00:58:54,168 are bigger, they've got more money, 874 00:58:54,201 --> 00:58:55,302 more rowers, 875 00:58:55,336 --> 00:58:57,605 but we can work harder. 876 00:59:04,078 --> 00:59:05,379 When you're doing it right, 877 00:59:05,413 --> 00:59:07,948 the oar will make a V from the back splash. 878 00:59:07,982 --> 00:59:09,683 Push before you pull. 879 00:59:10,418 --> 00:59:12,887 Guys, more of that. That's it! Alex. 880 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:34,708 Okay, bring it up. 881 00:59:55,396 --> 00:59:56,964 Time! 882 01:00:10,311 --> 01:00:11,879 That's it, ladies! 883 01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:13,347 Move! Move! 884 01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:20,654 What do I do with this? 885 01:01:38,732 --> 01:01:40,935 All right. 886 01:01:53,914 --> 01:01:55,282 Let's go! 887 01:01:57,184 --> 01:01:58,452 Push it here! 888 01:02:01,155 --> 01:02:03,791 Yes! 889 01:02:04,058 --> 01:02:06,561 Paddle! Paddle! 890 01:02:09,396 --> 01:02:11,566 We won this one. 891 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,702 Weigh enough, girls. 892 01:02:17,871 --> 01:02:20,274 Their silver spoon asses got soft, I guess. 893 01:02:25,946 --> 01:02:27,881 Coach is gonna have to seat our asses. 894 01:02:32,086 --> 01:02:33,988 Shut the fuck up! 895 01:02:35,789 --> 01:02:38,192 Who the fuck are you talking to? 896 01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:43,197 We just lost to 2V boat. 897 01:02:43,230 --> 01:02:44,865 Do you realize how embarrassing that is? 898 01:02:44,898 --> 01:02:46,367 Do you realize that? 899 01:03:07,321 --> 01:03:08,789 You know, my roommate's probably waking up hungover 900 01:03:08,822 --> 01:03:10,057 at her all-inclusive right now, 901 01:03:10,090 --> 01:03:11,292 and we've already worked out six hours. 902 01:03:11,492 --> 01:03:13,260 Anyone can party on spring break. 903 01:03:14,061 --> 01:03:15,597 Not us, apparently. 904 01:03:16,997 --> 01:03:18,399 Also, it's been four days and there have been 905 01:03:18,432 --> 01:03:19,933 no mention of seat races at all. 906 01:03:20,234 --> 01:03:21,268 That's fuckin' bullshit. 907 01:03:21,435 --> 01:03:23,137 Erin said that they'd be later this week. 908 01:03:25,740 --> 01:03:26,940 No. Coach can't accept that 909 01:03:26,974 --> 01:03:28,610 our reject boat beat her recruited stars. 910 01:03:28,842 --> 01:03:30,377 Also, Janssen said the only reason we won 911 01:03:30,411 --> 01:03:32,046 was because the cox charted a shit course. 912 01:03:32,514 --> 01:03:34,649 That's why we need a seat race. That way, we know for sure. 913 01:03:36,483 --> 01:03:37,519 Mm. 914 01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:43,424 Shut up, Janssen. 915 01:03:43,457 --> 01:03:45,192 Still here. 916 01:03:46,427 --> 01:03:47,995 Nice work today, stern pair. 917 01:03:50,497 --> 01:03:52,734 We were actually hoping that we'd get to seat race. 918 01:03:56,470 --> 01:03:57,572 Crews are always changing, 919 01:03:57,605 --> 01:03:59,206 so just, uh, keep up the good work. 920 01:03:59,641 --> 01:04:01,509 Get some sleep, eat well, 921 01:04:01,543 --> 01:04:03,043 and we'll see you dark and early. 922 01:04:03,477 --> 01:04:05,179 We beat the 1V in the scrimmage. 923 01:04:08,315 --> 01:04:11,151 Yes. The 1V had a few technical difficulties. 924 01:04:11,553 --> 01:04:14,254 But, uh, you two, you rode a really good race. 925 01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:16,658 And if there are technical difficulties on race day, 926 01:04:16,691 --> 01:04:17,726 then what, we lose? 927 01:04:25,399 --> 01:04:28,335 Why don't you keep your head in your boat where it belongs, 928 01:04:28,369 --> 01:04:30,839 and, uh, we'll worry about the rest, all right? 929 01:04:31,305 --> 01:04:32,339 Good? 930 01:04:45,854 --> 01:04:46,920 Fuck. 931 01:04:54,596 --> 01:04:56,230 It's bullshit. 932 01:04:56,930 --> 01:04:58,232 She fucking scouted me. 933 01:04:58,265 --> 01:04:59,734 She promised me that scholarship. 934 01:04:59,768 --> 01:05:02,604 - We'll get our chance. - No, I fucking need this, man. 935 01:05:03,605 --> 01:05:05,205 Like, I really need this right now. 936 01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:07,408 Don't know what the fuck I was thinking coming here. 937 01:05:07,441 --> 01:05:08,576 I'm a fucking idiot. 938 01:05:09,511 --> 01:05:11,579 If I don't get this, I have to transfer to a state school. 939 01:05:11,613 --> 01:05:13,180 I can't fucking live with my dad. 940 01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:14,649 I fucking can't. 941 01:05:15,282 --> 01:05:17,084 I should have tried out for basketball or something. 942 01:05:17,552 --> 01:05:18,820 And now there's no fucking time, 943 01:05:18,853 --> 01:05:20,487 and I thought this was a guarantee. 944 01:05:20,522 --> 01:05:22,923 And now some entitled bitches and fucking seniority bullshit 945 01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:24,224 are ruining my shot. 946 01:05:25,627 --> 01:05:26,795 Our fucking shot. 947 01:05:30,397 --> 01:05:31,932 I'm gonna say something to Highsmith later. 948 01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,168 Do you think that's a good idea? 949 01:05:34,368 --> 01:05:36,236 Why the fuck do I care? What have I got to lose? 950 01:05:36,270 --> 01:05:37,304 Absolutely nothing. 951 01:05:38,372 --> 01:05:40,007 She fucking graduates in a couple months. 952 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:41,843 She doesn't need the 1V, we do. 953 01:05:48,883 --> 01:05:50,083 This one is my favorite. 954 01:05:50,117 --> 01:05:52,520 - Can we post it? - Yeah, if you want. 955 01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,288 Which one's your favorite? 956 01:05:54,988 --> 01:05:56,825 Um, I like this one. 957 01:05:57,892 --> 01:05:59,594 Larry looks great. 958 01:06:10,437 --> 01:06:11,940 - Goodnight. - Goodnight. 959 01:06:55,984 --> 01:06:57,852 All right, everyone, we have some news. 960 01:06:59,119 --> 01:07:00,287 Groundman is out. 961 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,421 Whoa, what? 962 01:07:01,656 --> 01:07:02,824 That pain in her shoulder? 963 01:07:02,857 --> 01:07:04,491 Turns out, her collarbone's broken. 964 01:07:04,526 --> 01:07:06,093 It's been hurting her for weeks. 965 01:07:06,126 --> 01:07:07,695 This thing has been broken this whole time? 966 01:07:07,729 --> 01:07:09,296 Yeah, it's fucking insane. 967 01:07:09,329 --> 01:07:11,198 So, listen to your bodies, people. 968 01:07:11,398 --> 01:07:12,934 Where's Edwards at? 969 01:07:17,705 --> 01:07:19,139 All right, those of you who are not on the board, 970 01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:20,542 y'all are doing 60 minute run. 971 01:07:20,575 --> 01:07:21,843 The rest of you are in fours. 972 01:07:39,561 --> 01:07:40,795 Hands on. 973 01:10:42,076 --> 01:10:43,111 Hey. 974 01:10:45,847 --> 01:10:46,881 How are you? 975 01:10:49,016 --> 01:10:50,818 They were supposed to row the same in both races. 976 01:10:51,018 --> 01:10:52,385 There's no way to know if... 977 01:10:52,419 --> 01:10:54,321 They rowed hard for Brill, they rowed light for me. 978 01:10:56,124 --> 01:10:57,424 They wanted me to lose. 979 01:11:02,362 --> 01:11:04,364 - Fuck this. - Dall, come here. 980 01:11:04,397 --> 01:11:05,700 - I heard them all talking. - Dall... 981 01:11:05,733 --> 01:11:07,635 - They were all in on it. - Get over here, novice. 982 01:11:13,741 --> 01:11:14,809 Be careful. 983 01:11:15,910 --> 01:11:17,444 You have years of rowing left. 984 01:11:17,812 --> 01:11:19,312 That's years of a lot of these girls. 985 01:11:20,447 --> 01:11:22,517 You'll make the 1V a year, maybe two. 986 01:11:22,550 --> 01:11:24,484 - This isn't fair. - No, it's not. 987 01:11:25,119 --> 01:11:26,286 But life isn't fair. 988 01:11:26,453 --> 01:11:28,455 That's so easy for you to say. 989 01:11:28,488 --> 01:11:30,591 Is it? Where's my seat race? 990 01:11:31,626 --> 01:11:33,127 I was in the boat that won the scrimmage. 991 01:11:33,161 --> 01:11:34,461 I charted the best course. 992 01:11:35,163 --> 01:11:36,329 You don't see me throwing a fit. 993 01:11:42,937 --> 01:11:45,206 You have to decide if this is the hill you want to die on. 994 01:11:46,908 --> 01:11:47,975 Trust me. 995 01:11:49,309 --> 01:11:50,343 It's not. 996 01:13:29,877 --> 01:13:31,846 Hey, I know you're late but your name's on the list. 997 01:13:31,879 --> 01:13:33,247 - Okay, I... - See you at the Parkhurst. 998 01:13:33,281 --> 01:13:35,116 All right, all right. Be there in an hour. 999 01:13:36,050 --> 01:13:38,085 So sorry. 1000 01:13:38,119 --> 01:13:42,223 Please accept my apology. 1001 01:13:43,624 --> 01:13:47,061 But love is blind, 1002 01:13:47,094 --> 01:13:51,299 and I was too blind to see. 1003 01:14:25,599 --> 01:14:27,335 Shit. 1004 01:14:52,860 --> 01:14:53,961 You good dude? 1005 01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:07,875 Dall, that's my ERG. 1006 01:15:09,043 --> 01:15:10,211 Dall! 1007 01:15:15,149 --> 01:15:16,417 You're kidding me, right? 1008 01:15:57,558 --> 01:15:59,360 You couldn't let Highsmith row next to me? 1009 01:16:01,996 --> 01:16:03,831 - We're gonna be a pair. - I know. 1010 01:16:03,864 --> 01:16:05,534 Congrats, man. Great. 1011 01:16:05,566 --> 01:16:06,967 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1012 01:16:07,201 --> 01:16:08,302 Why'd you do it? 1013 01:16:10,037 --> 01:16:11,072 Do what? 1014 01:16:14,509 --> 01:16:16,043 Wait, you're pissed about the seat race? 1015 01:16:16,511 --> 01:16:18,712 Yeah, you could have beat me fair and square. So... 1016 01:16:20,347 --> 01:16:21,550 Yeah, I'm sorry you lost, 1017 01:16:21,582 --> 01:16:23,317 but at least you could be cool about it. 1018 01:16:23,717 --> 01:16:25,586 Yeah, you should have beat me fair and square. 1019 01:16:26,954 --> 01:16:28,557 I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. 1020 01:16:28,589 --> 01:16:29,990 Can you fucking stop? 1021 01:16:30,024 --> 01:16:31,759 You know, the difference between you and me is that 1022 01:16:31,792 --> 01:16:33,594 I actually put in the extra work. 1023 01:16:33,627 --> 01:16:35,696 You have all this talk about silver spoon bitches, 1024 01:16:35,729 --> 01:16:37,965 and look who's Audi you're riding in right now. 1025 01:16:38,265 --> 01:16:39,600 You know what? Fuck you! 1026 01:16:40,267 --> 01:16:42,503 - I do what I have to. - Oh, my God. 1027 01:16:42,537 --> 01:16:44,171 Something you wouldn't actually understand. 1028 01:16:45,306 --> 01:16:47,341 This whole time, I thought you needed this. 1029 01:16:48,776 --> 01:16:51,445 I really did. But you're just another silver spoon bitch. 1030 01:16:53,647 --> 01:16:55,416 This is you. Yeah? 1031 01:16:59,253 --> 01:17:00,421 Alex Dall. 1032 01:17:02,591 --> 01:17:04,024 Presidential scholar. 1033 01:17:05,226 --> 01:17:06,794 I actually thought they were fucking with me. 1034 01:17:08,496 --> 01:17:10,798 Trying to put a wedge between us, but... 1035 01:17:10,831 --> 01:17:12,032 there it is. 1036 01:17:14,068 --> 01:17:16,003 Oh, and I checked. Presidential scholars, 1037 01:17:16,470 --> 01:17:17,506 they get a full ride. 1038 01:17:20,609 --> 01:17:21,876 I never said I needed a scholarship. 1039 01:17:21,909 --> 01:17:23,277 Sure as shit let me think it. 1040 01:17:25,746 --> 01:17:27,715 You know, this whole team thinks you're fucking insane. 1041 01:17:28,949 --> 01:17:29,984 I was your friend. 1042 01:17:32,019 --> 01:17:33,487 I had your back from day one. 1043 01:17:35,624 --> 01:17:36,824 And you were supposed to have mine. 1044 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:41,829 You were my friend until I actually became a threat. 1045 01:17:41,862 --> 01:17:43,397 - The second I'm your competition... - Fuck you! 1046 01:17:43,430 --> 01:17:44,832 You turned on me! 1047 01:17:46,967 --> 01:17:49,571 You don't fucking need this. You don't need it. 1048 01:17:49,604 --> 01:17:52,106 So what difference does it make if you're in the 1V or the 2V? 1049 01:17:52,139 --> 01:17:54,708 We can't be psychotic like you. Some of us have lives. 1050 01:17:55,510 --> 01:17:57,178 Yeah, your mistake is that 1051 01:17:57,211 --> 01:17:59,046 you always stick to what you're good at. 1052 01:18:00,981 --> 01:18:02,416 You could have fucking earned it. 1053 01:18:07,955 --> 01:18:10,124 You know, the funny thing... 1054 01:18:10,157 --> 01:18:11,992 about teams... 1055 01:18:12,561 --> 01:18:13,727 which you actually wouldn't understand 1056 01:18:13,761 --> 01:18:15,162 seeing as you've never been on a team... 1057 01:18:17,731 --> 01:18:19,200 is that you don't have to like each other. 1058 01:18:20,801 --> 01:18:22,169 But you do have to respect each other. 1059 01:18:24,972 --> 01:18:26,340 And no one respects you, Dall. 1060 01:18:29,476 --> 01:18:30,711 I won that seat race. 1061 01:20:34,669 --> 01:20:36,538 You've got to start taking care of yourself. 1062 01:20:37,605 --> 01:20:39,574 You'll ruin the scholarship you do have. 1063 01:20:39,607 --> 01:20:40,642 For what? 1064 01:20:41,308 --> 01:20:43,177 My grades are good. 1065 01:20:43,812 --> 01:20:45,079 - Are they? - Mm-hm. 1066 01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:47,047 I spoke to your new TA. 1067 01:20:47,314 --> 01:20:49,818 You... What's your problem? 1068 01:20:50,652 --> 01:20:52,721 My problem? I don't know. What's yours? 1069 01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:55,956 You're majoring in your worst subject, Alex. 1070 01:20:55,989 --> 01:20:58,325 - Mm-hm. - Okay, you like a challenge. 1071 01:20:58,359 --> 01:21:00,060 Taking tests four times 1072 01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:02,831 Overkill, right? But for you, it works. I get it. 1073 01:21:03,997 --> 01:21:05,299 Now you're trying to apply 1074 01:21:05,332 --> 01:21:07,201 the same obsessive logic to rowing. 1075 01:21:07,334 --> 01:21:08,737 It just doesn't work. 1076 01:21:09,671 --> 01:21:10,839 You've got to let it go. 1077 01:21:15,209 --> 01:21:16,243 Look. 1078 01:21:16,910 --> 01:21:18,345 I'm not wrong here. 1079 01:21:19,046 --> 01:21:21,048 Beating yourself to a pulp trying to get your team to say, 1080 01:21:21,081 --> 01:21:22,717 "Good job, you earned this." 1081 01:21:22,751 --> 01:21:24,519 Just like in high school, 1082 01:21:24,552 --> 01:21:26,220 all for high fives and a podium. 1083 01:21:26,253 --> 01:21:27,888 - No. - You gotta relax. 1084 01:21:28,055 --> 01:21:29,356 Oh, my God. 1085 01:21:29,890 --> 01:21:33,862 You know, I am so sick and tired 1086 01:21:34,228 --> 01:21:36,930 of everyone in my life telling me to relax. 1087 01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:38,198 Okay? 1088 01:21:39,166 --> 01:21:41,603 Relaxing should be a privilege, not a fucking standard. 1089 01:21:41,935 --> 01:21:43,638 If everyone sat on their asses and did nothing 1090 01:21:43,671 --> 01:21:46,206 all this, this would cease to exist. 1091 01:21:46,608 --> 01:21:49,143 If you didn't practice with your fucking band... 1092 01:21:49,343 --> 01:21:50,645 I mean, maybe if you practiced more, 1093 01:21:50,678 --> 01:21:52,379 you would be more than just an opener. 1094 01:21:53,113 --> 01:21:54,415 You think you know things about me? 1095 01:21:54,448 --> 01:21:56,150 I haven't told you shit about me. 1096 01:21:56,618 --> 01:21:58,152 You don't know anything about me. 1097 01:21:58,720 --> 01:22:01,054 I didn't go to graduation and have high fives 1098 01:22:01,088 --> 01:22:02,524 and a fucking podium, okay? 1099 01:22:02,557 --> 01:22:04,158 I didn't even go to graduation. 1100 01:22:04,191 --> 01:22:07,629 Because I was 51/50'd by all the people in my life, 1101 01:22:07,662 --> 01:22:10,364 yourself included, who kept telling me to fucking relax! 1102 01:22:10,397 --> 01:22:11,633 I'm not gonna relax! 1103 01:22:12,032 --> 01:22:14,101 You don't know how hard it is for me to be the best. 1104 01:22:14,134 --> 01:22:16,470 How hard I have to push myself to be the best. 1105 01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:23,076 Second best. 1106 01:22:28,048 --> 01:22:30,250 Wow. Just... Okay. 1107 01:22:30,984 --> 01:22:32,754 - You think I don't see you? - Just stop. 1108 01:22:32,787 --> 01:22:34,522 Just... Dani, stop. 1109 01:22:34,556 --> 01:22:36,925 Stop. No. Don't. Just stop it! 1110 01:22:36,957 --> 01:22:39,393 You're self-immolating on a loop. 1111 01:22:39,426 --> 01:22:41,763 Just quit. 1112 01:22:41,796 --> 01:22:43,531 Don't. It's just... You don't under... 1113 01:22:43,565 --> 01:22:45,365 I don't think you're ever gonna feel good. 1114 01:22:45,399 --> 01:22:47,434 You don't understand. You don't understand! 1115 01:22:47,468 --> 01:22:48,670 You'll never understand. 1116 01:22:50,471 --> 01:22:52,306 I can't keep watching you do this to yourself. 1117 01:22:52,339 --> 01:22:53,675 Don't watch anymore. 1118 01:22:59,747 --> 01:23:02,015 Don't. We always knew this had an end date, right? 1119 01:23:43,457 --> 01:23:45,593 All right. 1120 01:23:45,793 --> 01:23:49,096 Next week, we will have our spring around-the-lake row. 1121 01:23:49,129 --> 01:23:51,331 Okay, we'll knock it out in four days, 1122 01:23:51,365 --> 01:23:53,535 There will be a sign up sheet, first come, first served. 1123 01:23:53,868 --> 01:23:55,970 Now, this will help determine championship line-ups, 1124 01:23:56,004 --> 01:23:57,839 but more importantly, let's have fun. 1125 01:23:57,872 --> 01:23:59,007 Bullshit. 1126 01:23:59,039 --> 01:24:00,374 Why do seniors have to do this? 1127 01:24:00,407 --> 01:24:02,276 - It's our last week. - Shut up, Janssen. 1128 01:24:02,309 --> 01:24:04,144 You know I'm coming for your record, Highsmith. 1129 01:24:04,177 --> 01:24:05,279 Yeah, we'll see. 1130 01:24:05,312 --> 01:24:06,380 So there's a record? 1131 01:24:08,148 --> 01:24:10,018 Look, it's meant to be fun. Okay? 1132 01:24:10,350 --> 01:24:11,619 - What is it? - So... 1133 01:24:12,887 --> 01:24:13,922 What's the record? 1134 01:24:15,757 --> 01:24:18,492 I, uh... I... I don't know it off the top of my head. 1135 01:24:18,526 --> 01:24:19,727 Do you know it? 1136 01:24:20,227 --> 01:24:21,563 Do you know what it is? 1137 01:24:22,095 --> 01:24:24,298 It's your record, Highsmith. Do you not know your own record? 1138 01:24:24,498 --> 01:24:26,066 Does anyone know Highsmith's record? 1139 01:24:26,099 --> 01:24:27,401 You know, it's not actually even important... 1140 01:24:27,434 --> 01:24:28,736 Fourteen minutes flat. 1141 01:24:30,905 --> 01:24:32,774 Right. Thank you, Erin. 1142 01:24:34,542 --> 01:24:35,643 Yeah, that sounds about right. 1143 01:24:39,614 --> 01:24:40,982 Excuse me. Thanks. 1144 01:24:41,616 --> 01:24:43,383 - There's a line. - Oh! Okay, sure. 1145 01:24:43,685 --> 01:24:45,319 What the fuck, dude? It's supposed to be fun. 1146 01:24:46,521 --> 01:24:48,121 I'm not rowing against you, psycho. 1147 01:24:48,957 --> 01:24:50,090 It's your last week, 1148 01:24:50,123 --> 01:24:51,358 and you already beat me in the seat race 1149 01:24:51,391 --> 01:24:52,827 so what do you guys have to worry about? 1150 01:24:58,533 --> 01:24:59,667 Fucking stupid. 1151 01:25:00,969 --> 01:25:02,135 Piece of shit. 1152 01:25:15,083 --> 01:25:19,921 Janssen, Mitchell, and Dall. 1153 01:25:22,991 --> 01:25:24,358 It's gonna rain. 1154 01:25:24,659 --> 01:25:27,562 Say it with me, ladies. 1155 01:25:27,595 --> 01:25:30,197 We row in the rain. 1156 01:25:30,464 --> 01:25:32,700 Not in the lightning. 1157 01:25:32,734 --> 01:25:34,102 Any signs of it, head in. 1158 01:25:34,134 --> 01:25:36,104 Otherwise, I will see you at the finish line. 1159 01:26:17,344 --> 01:26:19,013 Ready? 1160 01:26:21,716 --> 01:26:22,750 Row! 1161 01:26:26,154 --> 01:26:29,356 This is bullshit! I'm motherfucking freezing! 1162 01:26:29,824 --> 01:26:30,858 Fuck! 1163 01:26:34,796 --> 01:26:36,130 Watch your point! 1164 01:26:36,164 --> 01:26:37,532 What the fuck! 1165 01:26:37,565 --> 01:26:39,466 - There's lightning. - There's no lightning. 1166 01:26:39,499 --> 01:26:41,903 - Fucking lightning! - Shut the fuck up! 1167 01:26:42,003 --> 01:26:44,337 - Fuck you! - You're gonna hit my oar! 1168 01:26:44,371 --> 01:26:45,506 Fuck off! 1169 01:26:48,976 --> 01:26:50,044 Fuck! 1170 01:26:50,343 --> 01:26:51,612 You rocked my boat! 1171 01:26:51,646 --> 01:26:53,280 Fuck you! 1172 01:27:08,763 --> 01:27:09,897 Lightning! 1173 01:27:10,898 --> 01:27:12,432 Lightning! 1174 01:27:13,901 --> 01:27:15,402 There's lightning! 1175 01:27:18,106 --> 01:27:19,439 Look! 1176 01:27:49,036 --> 01:27:50,337 Yield! 1177 01:27:50,370 --> 01:27:51,672 You fuckin' yield! 1178 01:27:52,874 --> 01:27:54,809 Yield! You're gonna fucking hit me. 1179 01:27:55,375 --> 01:27:56,443 Fuck! 1180 01:27:56,644 --> 01:27:57,779 Ahh! 1181 01:28:07,155 --> 01:28:08,455 Fuck! 1182 01:28:10,390 --> 01:28:11,424 Fuck. 1183 01:28:33,781 --> 01:28:34,882 It's lightning! 1184 01:28:35,983 --> 01:28:37,685 Keep rowing through! 1185 01:28:39,319 --> 01:28:41,222 Lightning, we have to go in! 1186 01:28:41,255 --> 01:28:42,489 Keep rowing! 1187 01:28:43,791 --> 01:28:45,458 Alex, we're going in! 1188 01:28:50,598 --> 01:28:51,966 Keep rowing! 1189 01:28:51,999 --> 01:28:53,868 - Alex! - Keep rowing! 1190 01:29:03,277 --> 01:29:04,545 Keep rowing! 1191 01:29:05,513 --> 01:29:06,814 Keep rowing! 1192 01:29:13,955 --> 01:29:15,156 Keep rowing. 1193 01:33:30,653 --> 01:33:35,653 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull