1
00:00:02,915 --> 00:00:05,353
Mm. That omelet
was delicious.

2
00:00:05,396 --> 00:00:07,094
Feel like I'm at
a bed and breakfast.

3
00:00:07,137 --> 00:00:09,226
Mm. Hope I get a good
Yelp review. [chuckles]

4
00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:12,055
My yelp was
the review.

5
00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:15,754
Hey, stop being dirty.
The kids are coming.

6
00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:19,106
Good morning.

7
00:00:19,149 --> 00:00:20,629
Oh!

8
00:00:20,672 --> 00:00:23,066
Morning, Lois.

9
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Your dad was just
making me breakfast.

10
00:00:25,547 --> 00:00:26,939
Yeah, he was.

11
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Calm down,
we're all adults here.

12
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Yeah, you are.

13
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Hey, fellas.

14
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Good morning.

15
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Ah, Lois, I had a hunch,
but this confirms

16
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that you are beautiful
at all hours of the day.

17
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Hey, I saw her first.

18
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Yeah, you did.

19
00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,399
Ah. I got to run.

20
00:00:51,442 --> 00:00:52,878
Here, I'll
walk you out.

21
00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:55,142
No, you stay here so your kids
can make fun of you.

22
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Bye, everyone.Buh-bye.

23
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Bye.
Bye.

24
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Dad, you okay?Shh.

25
00:01:04,412 --> 00:01:06,849
[front door closes][grunting]

26
00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,198
Mr. Art,
what's wrong?

27
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Ah, my gout's flaring up again.

28
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When did it start?

29
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In bed, at the worst
possible moment.

30
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I was making all the right
sounds for the wrong reasons.

31
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That was you? Thought there
was a hurt animal outside.

32
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I-I'm sorry,
w-what is gout?

33
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It's like a... kind of arthritis
you get from having a bad diet.

34
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Oh, we call it nikres.
That is very serious.

35
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Eh, it's fine, comes and goes.

36
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Why you hiding it
from Lois?

37
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It's embarrassing.

38
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Makes me look like an old man.

39
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Oh, you're afraid
she's gonna figure it out?

40
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What'd you have
for dinner last night?

41
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That's none of your
damn business.Dad.

42
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It was an Outback Steakhouse.

43
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If you order a salad,
they take you out back.

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♪

45
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♪ Oh!

46
00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,863
[grunts]

47
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This is worse than
it's ever been.
I know.

48
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He needs to go
to a doctor.

49
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You should tell him.You should tell him.

50
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Both of you are afraid
to talk to your own father?

51
00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:21,141
Afraid? No.

52
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Going to? Also no.

53
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Hey, what you doing over there?

54
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Trying to start a union?

55
00:02:27,930 --> 00:02:31,063
[laughs] Lizzie has something
she wants to tell you.

56
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Dad, we're all
concerned about you,

57
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and we think maybe
you should go to a doctor.

58
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Doctor? What's a doctor
gonna say?

59
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I don't know.
I'm not a doctor.

60
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Although,
it's never too late.

61
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See, that's the problem
with you kids.

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Every time you get
a little paper cut,

63
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you call
an ambulance.

64
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But you're clearly
in pain.
So?

65
00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:54,522
My uncle accidentally shot
my father hunting.

66
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Did he complain? No.

67
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He just shot my uncle
right back.

68
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Did my uncle complain? No.

69
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Those were men.

70
00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:07,187
Mr. Art, at least do it for
the people who care about you.

71
00:03:07,230 --> 00:03:09,972
I'm not going in so they can
run a bunch of tests,

72
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say a bunch
of gibberish,

73
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and charge me
up the yin-yang.

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Yin-yang?
Ass.

75
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Dad...Drop it.

76
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The last thing I need
is some doctor

77
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poking around
under the hood.

78
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The hood?

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00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:24,204
I think ass again.

80
00:03:31,559 --> 00:03:32,995
So...

81
00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:35,258
how about that girl
you been seeing?

82
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She still
in the picture?

83
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Yeah, she's fine.

84
00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,700
What about your daughter?
Anything going on there?

85
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Mm, not really.

86
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I mean, she's terrific.

87
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What about your therapist?
You talking to him at all?

88
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I'm sorry. I just...

89
00:03:55,147 --> 00:03:56,236
[inhales]

90
00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:58,150
[sighs] ...got-got
a lot on my mind.

91
00:03:58,194 --> 00:04:01,371
It's all right.
I get paid no matter what.

92
00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,334
It's my dad.

93
00:04:07,377 --> 00:04:10,032
He's got gout. He's not
taking it seriously.

94
00:04:10,075 --> 00:04:12,600
Let me guess,
man likes his steak.

95
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And his beer and cake

96
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and Scotch and cigars.

97
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Is he a big man?

98
00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:21,739
You mean fat?

99
00:04:21,783 --> 00:04:24,264
Ah, your word,
not mine.

100
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He's more like a bowling ball
than a bowling pin.

101
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The crazy part is he refuses
to go to the doctor.

102
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Yeah, I get it.

103
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You do?
Yeah.

104
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You ever have a car

105
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you were afraid
to take to a mechanic

106
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because you're afraid
of what kind of mess

107
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he's gonna find
under the hood?

108
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That's exactly
what he said.

109
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Well, he didn't
make it up.

110
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A lot of us
belong to that club.

111
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Well, I think it's dumb.

112
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Definitely dumb.

113
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So, why do you do it?

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Fear.

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Of what?

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Dying, stupid.

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You know, young bucks like you,
you have the luxury

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of looking
at your mortality

119
00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,091
like it's a movie
you might see someday.

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00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:11,615
You laugh at it.
You flirt with it.

121
00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:14,749
Half the time, you dare it
to come get you.

122
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But the closer you get to it
being a real thing...

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[sighs]

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Doc?

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I'm still here.

126
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So, what do I do?

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Take him to Iguazu Falls
in South America.

128
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I've always wanted
to see that before I go.

129
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It's like ten Niagaras.

130
00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:54,963
Mr. Art, I have something
to make you feel better.

131
00:05:55,006 --> 00:05:57,226
Mm, you gonna make LeBron
move back to Cleveland?

132
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This is a paste of ginger,
onion, garlic, and turmeric.

133
00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,971
It is my mother's
secret remedy.

134
00:06:03,014 --> 00:06:04,102
Am I supposed
to eat that?

135
00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:05,626
No, I rub it
on your feet.

136
00:06:05,669 --> 00:06:07,976
How about you rub it on a steak?Ooh...

137
00:06:08,019 --> 00:06:10,413
You should stop eating meat
for at least six months.

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00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:13,634
[chuckles] Sure, then I should
teach myself German

139
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and mud wrestle the Queen.
Come on.

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I hate to see you
in pain.

141
00:06:19,988 --> 00:06:22,860
Well, I see three doors
that can fix that.

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Fine.

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If I am such a bother to you,

144
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I won't waste my time
trying to help you.

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You're on your own.

146
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Thank you.

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Hm.

148
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Oh, come on, you know
I have to help you.

149
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Please let me
put this on your foot.

150
00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:50,888
No.

151
00:06:50,932 --> 00:06:53,325
You don't like it,
try to run away.

152
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What if we load him up
with cough syrup,

153
00:07:00,594 --> 00:07:03,553
put him in the car,
and take him to the doctor?

154
00:07:03,597 --> 00:07:05,033
Isn't that kidnapping?

155
00:07:05,076 --> 00:07:08,123
Not if you don't ask for money.

156
00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:13,650
Well, that is a man
who does not want to be helped.

157
00:07:13,694 --> 00:07:15,043
What happened?

158
00:07:15,086 --> 00:07:17,045
He kicked me when I tried to put

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onion, turmeric, ginger,
and garlic on his feet.

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[sighs]

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00:07:20,309 --> 00:07:21,702
I feel like that would just

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make him hungry.

163
00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:25,575
Yes, that is one
of the side effects.

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[cell phone ringing]

165
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Hello.

166
00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:36,281
AL [over phone]:
Hello, Lois.

167
00:07:36,325 --> 00:07:38,893
It's Awalmir. You know me as Al.

168
00:07:38,936 --> 00:07:41,591
I know. You do this every time.

169
00:07:41,635 --> 00:07:43,245
What's up?

170
00:07:43,288 --> 00:07:45,552
Oh, I was just working
at the grocery store,

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00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,423
and there are some beautiful

172
00:07:47,467 --> 00:07:50,121
ruby red grapefruits on sale,
and I thought to myself,

173
00:07:50,165 --> 00:07:52,950
"Who might enjoy
some ruby red grapefruit?"

174
00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,778
And a voice inside me said,

175
00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:57,215
"Lois, Lois, Lois."

176
00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:00,828
Well, thanks for the tip.So...

177
00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:04,048
now that I have given you the
good news about the grapefruit,

178
00:08:04,092 --> 00:08:05,441
would it be really nosy of me

179
00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,748
if I asked
how much you love Mr. Art?

180
00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:10,098
A little, but since you asked,

181
00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:11,534
I love him a lot.

182
00:08:11,578 --> 00:08:14,711
Uh-huh. Now, what about
if he only had one foot?

183
00:08:14,755 --> 00:08:18,106
Uh, I don't know. I guess?

184
00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:21,457
[groans] That is not the answer
I was looking for.

185
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,372
What's going on?

186
00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:25,417
He has gout.

187
00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:28,246
What? He was fine yesterday.

188
00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,205
He is hiding it
because he is too proud,

189
00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,120
and he refuses to see a doctor.

190
00:08:32,163 --> 00:08:35,079
[sighs] Well, that sounds
like Art Dugan.

191
00:08:35,123 --> 00:08:36,472
I'll talk to him.

192
00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,734
[sighs] Thank you, Lois.

193
00:08:37,778 --> 00:08:39,954
No, thank you
for giving me the heads-up.

194
00:08:39,997 --> 00:08:41,521
But, of course,

195
00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:43,566
you can't tell him
that I told you about this.

196
00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,787
So, what am I supposed to say
when he asks how I know?

197
00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,311
See, now that is something
I'd like you to figure out.

198
00:08:49,354 --> 00:08:51,313
We can talk about it
when I drop off the grapefruits.

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00:08:54,490 --> 00:08:55,883
[knock on door]

200
00:08:56,797 --> 00:08:58,973
Hello.
Oh, hey, Lois.

201
00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:00,322
What a treat.

202
00:09:00,365 --> 00:09:01,497
Oh!

203
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,368
Ah, my foot
must've fallen asleep

204
00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:04,761
while I was sitting there.Don't bother.

205
00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,284
I know about
the gout.

206
00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,635
Oh. Who's the snitch?

207
00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:12,290
They all called me, but only Al
brought me grapefruit.

208
00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:13,727
Those sneaky little...

209
00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,250
Because they love you,
you idiot.

210
00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:16,686
Now, here,
let me help you.

211
00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,470
I got it, I got it.

212
00:09:21,082 --> 00:09:22,953
I need you
to go see a doctor.

213
00:09:22,997 --> 00:09:24,433
Eh, don't worry,
I'll be fine.

214
00:09:24,476 --> 00:09:26,348
You know, I'm willing
to take care of a man,

215
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:28,785
but only if he's willing
to take care of himself.

216
00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:30,265
Is that a threat?
[chuckles]

217
00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,484
You bet.

218
00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:35,183
I'm getting pretty sick
of people telling me what to do.

219
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:37,794
You know, I'm not so much
telling you what to do.

220
00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,491
I'm telling you
what I'm gonna do.

221
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,755
Which is
get in my car, go home,

222
00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:42,930
and wait
for your phone call

223
00:09:42,973 --> 00:09:45,106
telling me you went
to see a doctor.

224
00:09:45,149 --> 00:09:47,630
And that's the next time
I'm gonna see you.

225
00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,772
Oh, who was that?

226
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,861
Oh, you snitching rat bastard.

227
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,645
Oh, good, she came.

228
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,567
Hey, before we get
to the doctor,

229
00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:14,091
how about we stop at the VFW bar
for a quick drink?

230
00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,571
Nice try.

231
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,312
Come on,

232
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,966
we all know what's gonna happen.

233
00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:22,665
Doctor's gonna look at my foot,
make a super serious face,

234
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:25,276
and tell me
not to enjoy my life.

235
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:27,322
Let's just have one last round,

236
00:10:27,365 --> 00:10:31,413
like a tiny, sad Mardi Gras.

237
00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,023
Nice try.

238
00:10:33,067 --> 00:10:35,809
This could be a good thing.
You ever think of that?

239
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,506
Not once.

240
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,161
If he tells you to exercise,
we can work out together.
Ah.

241
00:10:40,204 --> 00:10:41,989
We could play golf.[chuckles] Yeah.

242
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,687
At the 19th hole, I can get
a sugar-free lemonade

243
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,689
and beat my own head
in with a nine-iron.

244
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,561
Oh, come on, with that head,
you'd need at least a five-iron.

245
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,086
If he tells you
to eat less meat,

246
00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:54,436
we could try grilling
plant burgers.

247
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:55,742
Plant burgers?

248
00:10:55,785 --> 00:10:58,005
Aw, my poor grill.

249
00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,267
He deserves better.

250
00:10:59,310 --> 00:11:00,703
We could still grill fish.

251
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,096
Hey, that's
not funny.

252
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,271
[chuckles]

253
00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,968
There's Quincy's Bar, pull over.

254
00:11:05,012 --> 00:11:06,013
[doors lock]

255
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,231
You didn't seriously put on

256
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,580
the child locks, did you?

257
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,147
Yes.

258
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:14,674
Why are we still waiting?

259
00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:16,763
I already gave them my blood.
What more do they want?

260
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,373
Hang in there.

261
00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,592
Geez. There ought to be
a rule, you know,

262
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:22,290
if the doc takes longer
than a half hour,

263
00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,465
the appointment's free.

264
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,119
I think you're describing
a pizza.

265
00:11:25,162 --> 00:11:26,990
Oh, God, pizza.

266
00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,645
I'm never gonna
have pizza again.

267
00:11:30,472 --> 00:11:33,127
Sorry to keep you
waiting.

268
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:34,650
Although, looking
at these records,

269
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,174
you've been keeping us waiting
for about a decade.

270
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,829
Yeah, I've been busy
being happy.

271
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,440
So, the gout can be treated
with some medication

272
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,138
and basic
lifestyle changes.

273
00:11:44,181 --> 00:11:46,096
Here we go.

274
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:49,404
But I'm concerned
with your blood work.

275
00:11:49,447 --> 00:11:51,885
Your A1C shows you're
already prediabetic.

276
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,409
Aren't we all prediabetic?

277
00:11:54,452 --> 00:11:55,845
No.

278
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,761
And your cholesterol
and triglycerides

279
00:11:58,805 --> 00:11:59,980
are off the charts.

280
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:00,981
Do you ever have
shortness of breath

281
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,069
climbing up stairs?

282
00:12:02,112 --> 00:12:03,374
No.

283
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:05,072
You huff and puff
getting out of your chair.

284
00:12:05,115 --> 00:12:06,900
That's not
what she asked.

285
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,772
Do you ever have chest
pain with exertion?

286
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,165
Not really.

287
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,993
Not really?

288
00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:14,951
It's not a pain,
just a little tightness.

289
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,126
No big deal.Okay.

290
00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:17,475
I'm gonna send you
to the ER

291
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,781
for an arteriogram,

292
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,783
make sure there's no
blockage of an artery.

293
00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,089
That sounds serious.

294
00:12:22,132 --> 00:12:23,438
We'll find out.

295
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:26,528
An artery?
We came here for my foot.

296
00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,878
Those are really far apart.

297
00:12:28,922 --> 00:12:32,229
I'm gonna call the hospital
and let them know you're coming.

298
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,667
[sighs] See?
Poking under the hood.

299
00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:40,716
[cell phone rings]

300
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,848
Hey.

301
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,545
Hey, Lizzie, is Hazel there?

302
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:46,026
Yeah.RILEY: Okay, I don't want her
to freak out,

303
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,679
so repeat after me,

304
00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,594
"What do you mean there's
a sale at the craft store?"

305
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:52,467
What do you mean there's
a sale at the craft store?

306
00:12:52,510 --> 00:12:54,208
Dad has to have
emergency surgery.

307
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,252
What?

308
00:12:55,296 --> 00:12:57,864
We should get
some glitter.

309
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:00,431
Doctor asked for some tests.

310
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,216
Dad's got an artery
that's not great,

311
00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,391
so they're just
putting in a stent.

312
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:05,654
Now?
RILEY: Calm down.

313
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,135
He's lucky they caught it
before it got worse.

314
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,484
I'll call you in an hour.

315
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,181
All right? Just hang tight

316
00:13:11,225 --> 00:13:13,618
and, uh, take care
of Hazel for me.

317
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,403
Okay.

318
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:18,536
Let me get my coat.
For what?

319
00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,408
Aren't we going
to the craft store?

320
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,541
Yes.

321
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,070
Look at the bright side,
Mr. Art.

322
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,419
50% of your artery

323
00:13:31,462 --> 00:13:33,638
isn't blocked.Hey, that's a good point.

324
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:36,250
You'd still take I-70 if
only two lanes were closed.Eh?

325
00:13:36,293 --> 00:13:38,078
I wish you two
would just shut up.

326
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:41,385
Come on, you'll be back on your
feet and complaining in an hour.

327
00:13:41,429 --> 00:13:43,300
Yeah, unless they find
something else.

328
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:44,606
My buddy went in for a stent,

329
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:46,434
and they ended up doing
a triple bypass.

330
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,871
And they probably
saved his life.

331
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,742
You and your friend
are both lucky to have access

332
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,788
to this marvel
called modern medicine.

333
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,485
Whatever happens,
you'll be good.

334
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:56,618
You're a tough
son of a bitch.

335
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,621
That is no way to talk
about your grandmother.

336
00:14:01,231 --> 00:14:04,452
Okay, Mr. Dugan,
time to get you shaved.

337
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:06,715
Sure. I don't too much hair
on my chest.

338
00:14:06,758 --> 00:14:09,892
Uh, no, the doctor goes in
through an artery in the groin.

339
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,720
Mygroin?

340
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,202
Well, take care, Pop.

341
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,294
Okay, good deal.

342
00:14:20,337 --> 00:14:22,470
Thanks. See you soon.

343
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,646
[cell phone beeps]

344
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,213
Hey, listen.

345
00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:28,955
So, when your dad
and Al

346
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,478
took Grampy
to the doctor,

347
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,436
they found something wrong
with his heart,

348
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,090
so he had to have
a little surgery.

349
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,483
Is he okay?
Yeah.

350
00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,789
It was just
a minor procedure.

351
00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,096
He's fine. There's no reason
to get upset.

352
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,011
Okay.

353
00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,795
So, let's do him
a favor

354
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:46,102
and get rid
of all the junk food.

355
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:47,321
Wait, what?

356
00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:50,367
He needs to start
eating healthier.

357
00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:52,108
But I don't.

358
00:14:52,152 --> 00:14:54,415
Sorry, it's got to go.

359
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,983
You can't just
throw this all away.

360
00:14:57,026 --> 00:15:00,203
Our trash will be too delicious.
We'll get raccoons.

361
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,596
So, what?

362
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,903
You want to eat it all
before he gets home?

363
00:15:05,165 --> 00:15:06,775
I want to try.

364
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:09,343
You'll make
yourself sick.

365
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,520
Better me than
the poor raccoons.

366
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:15,915
Well, when you're right,
you're right.

367
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,880
Hey. How you doing?

368
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,403
Ah, it was a blast.

369
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:28,188
Don't go through life
without getting a stent.

370
00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,580
[both laugh]

371
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,973
Ah, it's very good
to see you still have

372
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:32,409
your humor,Mr. Art.

373
00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,150
Doctor said they ended up
putting in two stents.

374
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:37,066
Oh, great, so they upsold me
while I was unconscious?

375
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:39,286
Lois is waiting outside.

376
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,765
Aw, no.

377
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,115
She said you don't
have to see her

378
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,507
if you're not feeling up to it.

379
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,945
[sighs] I'd rather see her
than you two.

380
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,948
You're feeling better already.

381
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,689
Hey, Al.

382
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,910
Sorry I kicked you.

383
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,172
Eh, it's all right.

384
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:58,566
I'm sure it hurt you
more than it hurt me.

385
00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,002
Yeah, it really did.

386
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:06,443
Hey.
Hey.

387
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,184
We'll be waitingoutside.

388
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:09,403
How you feeling?

389
00:16:09,446 --> 00:16:12,667
Lucky.
Same here.

390
00:16:12,710 --> 00:16:14,234
Yeah.

391
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:16,192
Hey, thank you.

392
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,715
If you hadn't lit
a fire under me,

393
00:16:17,759 --> 00:16:20,022
I don't know
what would've happened.

394
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,938
Thank you for not making me
dump your ass.

395
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,201
You weren't really
gonna do that, were you?

396
00:16:25,245 --> 00:16:27,290
I definitely was.

397
00:16:27,334 --> 00:16:28,900
Wow, that's cold.

398
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:31,991
Sorry, you're more fun alive.

399
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:35,342
Well, they said you can go home
in a few hours.

400
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:37,039
Great.

401
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,084
And I looked it up.

402
00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,651
Apparently,
after you get a stent,

403
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,784
you can have sex
anytime you want,

404
00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:44,133
you don't have to wait.

405
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,440
Oh. Well, don't be surprised

406
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,833
when the carpet
matches the drapes.

407
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,191
All right, kiddo,

408
00:16:58,234 --> 00:17:00,628
time to learn
to love some vegetables.

409
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:03,152
I don't like it.Yeah, me neither.

410
00:17:03,196 --> 00:17:04,719
Where should we start?

411
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,504
I'm thinking carrot.All right.

412
00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,640
Sweet, crunchy,

413
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,294
and if you squint,

414
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,600
you can pretend it's a Cheeto.

415
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:17,949
Plus, they help you see
in the dark.

416
00:17:17,993 --> 00:17:20,039
Actually, that's
British propaganda.

417
00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,737
Really?Yeah, they put
the story out

418
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:24,869
so the Germans wouldn't know
they were using radar technology

419
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,654
to shoot down
their bombers at night.

420
00:17:26,697 --> 00:17:29,657
Wow, they're sweet, and they
helped defeat the Nazis.

421
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,659
Good job, carrot.

422
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,400
Okay, what's next?

423
00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:36,055
Snap peas.
[grunts]

424
00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:41,364
This does nothing for me.

425
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,019
You're not winning
any wars with these.

426
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,673
Water break.

427
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,329
Ah...

428
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:51,287
That's the tastiest thing
we're gonna have all day.

429
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,854
All right,

430
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,509
we've been putting it off
long enough.

431
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:56,988
Cauliflower.

432
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,208
I'll see you on the other side.

433
00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:05,127
Okay, not bad.

434
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,868
Yeah.

435
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:09,914
I can't do it.

436
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:12,091
Power through,
just power through.

437
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,529
Ugh, it's got
a bad aftertaste.

438
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,444
It's got a bad during taste.

439
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:20,229
Chase it with a carrot.
Quick!

440
00:18:20,273 --> 00:18:21,491
Good job, carrot.

441
00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:22,971
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