1
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Al, can I have
some privacy?

2
00:00:04,604 --> 00:00:06,005
Why?

3
00:00:06,072 --> 00:00:07,474
Holly's gonna FaceTime
from Hawaii.

4
00:00:07,540 --> 00:00:08,508
So?

5
00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,310
So, I would like some alone time

6
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to talk to her.
Why?

7
00:00:12,112 --> 00:00:13,213
Get out of here!

8
00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:14,781
Wow.

9
00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,750
Take some deep breaths
before you talk to her.

10
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This is not attractive.

11
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(ringing)

12
00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:23,790
Aloha.

13
00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,525
Oh, hey there, sailor.

14
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You miss me yet?

15
00:00:26,726 --> 00:00:30,063
Nah, it's only been 157 hours.

16
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How's the Reserves?

17
00:00:31,731 --> 00:00:33,099
Eh, same thing every year.

18
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We're running around a ship,

19
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fighting fake fires,

20
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shooting pistols into the ocean.

21
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Ah, man. That sounds awesome.

22
00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:42,275
Well, it hasn't all been fun.

23
00:00:42,342 --> 00:00:45,078
At night, we have to go out
drinking in Waikiki.

24
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Aw, poor you.

25
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(chuckles)

26
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What have you been up to?

27
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Oh, where do I start?

28
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It was leg day,
but I did some arms, too.

29
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Good for you.

30
00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,158
Hey, we'll be underway
at zero-four tomorrow,

31
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so my phone's gonna be off

32
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until we pull back into port
next week.

33
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Okay, well, if I need you,

34
00:01:02,295 --> 00:01:04,297
I'll just tie a message
to a dolphin.

35
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SAILOR:
Yo, Holly, we got to go.

36
00:01:06,666 --> 00:01:08,635
Oh, sorry, I got to run.

37
00:01:08,701 --> 00:01:10,737
The guys are taking the duty van
down to the beach.

38
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A little search
and destroy mission.

39
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Search for a bar
and destroy your liver?

40
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You are welcome for my service.

41
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That's what you didn't
want me to hear?

42
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♪ ♪

43
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♪ Oh! ♪

44
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(groans)

45
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(sighs)

46
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(doorbell rings)

47
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Anybody?!

48
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(grunts)

49
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Lois! Hey.

50
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What a nice surprise.
Come on in.

51
00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,455
I'll go brush my teeth.

52
00:02:02,522 --> 00:02:04,390
(chuckles)
I'm not here for you.

53
00:02:04,457 --> 00:02:05,725
You're not?

54
00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,527
No. I'm going to pottery
class with Lizzie.

55
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Lizzie my daughter?

56
00:02:09,896 --> 00:02:11,164
Why didn't I know about this?

57
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I told you yesterday.
You did?

58
00:02:13,433 --> 00:02:15,134
Yeah, we were watching
the basketball game.

59
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Oh, well,
you can't tell me something

60
00:02:16,569 --> 00:02:18,271
during the basketball game.

61
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That's like telling me something
during a football game.

62
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We're going to pottery class
together.

63
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You can come, if you want.

64
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Great.

65
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Does it have to be pottery,

66
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and does Lizzie
have to be there?

67
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(laughing)

68
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Hey, Lois, ready to go?
Hey, hold on.

69
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I need your help in the,
in the kitchen real quick.

70
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Yeah. One sec.

71
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What's up?

72
00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,560
Hey. Go easy when you're
talking about me with Lois.

73
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What am I gonna say?

74
00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,630
I don't know
what girls gab about.

75
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Just don't say anything
embarrassing.

76
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Like what?

77
00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,201
I'm not gonna give
you any ideas.

78
00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,871
I promise I will not tell her
that you iron your jeans

79
00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,439
and write Top Gun fan fiction.

80
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Keep it down.

81
00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:58,278
You have nothing to worry about.

82
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Coming, Lois.

83
00:03:01,014 --> 00:03:03,283
Dad just needed help
opening a jar.

84
00:03:07,353 --> 00:03:09,522
Hey, Dad,
can I have 20 bucks?

85
00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:10,823
What for?

86
00:03:10,890 --> 00:03:12,492
Don't know yet.
Could be something dumb.

87
00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:14,494
Could be something magical.
Just pocket money.

88
00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:17,230
We're not "pocket money" people.

89
00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:19,532
We're "tell me what you
need and I'll find a cheaper,

90
00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:21,734
worse version of it" people.

91
00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:23,736
Uncle Al...

92
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Absolutely not.

93
00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:27,674
Please.
AL: Hazel.

94
00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:29,742
If you want money,
get a job.

95
00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:31,978
You know,
when I was in high school,

96
00:03:32,045 --> 00:03:33,947
I made good money returning
empty beer bottles.

97
00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,615
Grampy drank that much beer?

98
00:03:35,682 --> 00:03:37,684
Yep. It was all Grampy.

99
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Here's an idea.

100
00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:45,858
You could sell boiled eggs
door-to-door.

101
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Boiled eggs? Who does that?

102
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I did, in Afghanistan.

103
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We play a game where two people

104
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try to crack each other's
boiled eggs.

105
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If you make that cool here,
you could sell a lot of eggs.

106
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What about a dog walker?

107
00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:01,874
What? Ugh. No.

108
00:04:01,941 --> 00:04:05,912
I love dogs, and I've been
walking since I could walk.

109
00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:09,248
Dogs are filthy and disgusting.
You don't want to do that.

110
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I'm gonna go make some signs.

111
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A boiled egg will never
eat your shoes!

112
00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,328
How'd you find
this place?

113
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My mom used to throw
my birthday parties here.

114
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Oh, God,
I would have loved that.

115
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I have boys, so birthdays
were always go-karts

116
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and batting cages
and trips to the ER.

117
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(laughs)
Yeah, tell me about it.

118
00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:35,541
When Riley was 12,

119
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he had a Fight Club
themed birthday.

120
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A lot of kids broke
the first rule of fight club,

121
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and a lot of parents got angry.
(chuckles)

122
00:04:42,348 --> 00:04:43,583
(sighs)

123
00:04:43,650 --> 00:04:45,284
You think your dad'll like
this bowl?

124
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If you can put chili in it,
he will.

125
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He's not a complicated man.

126
00:04:48,554 --> 00:04:50,289
You know, life is funny.

127
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After my divorce, I wasn't even
looking for anything.

128
00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:55,395
Then this handsome man
just fell into my life.

129
00:04:56,362 --> 00:04:57,764
Aw. (chuckles)

130
00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,033
What about you?
Any handsome men in your life?

131
00:05:00,099 --> 00:05:02,368
Maybe. Why do you ask?

132
00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,970
Oh, I'm just curious.

133
00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:06,406
Raising boys,
there's never any gossip.

134
00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:08,441
Or toilet paper.
(laughs)

135
00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,778
Well, I've been seeing
this guy, Brett.

136
00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:12,979
He's in a punk band.

137
00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,947
Ooh, he sounds dangerous.

138
00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:16,315
He is not.

139
00:05:16,382 --> 00:05:18,451
He's a psychology professor.

140
00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:20,319
His car is powered by corn oil,

141
00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:22,055
and he wears a helmet
when he drives.

142
00:05:23,022 --> 00:05:25,558
So, you like him?

143
00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:31,831
But the truth is,
we haven't kissed yet.

144
00:05:32,598 --> 00:05:36,402
Good God, have you been dating
for more than ten minutes?

145
00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:38,438
It's not like
I don't want to kiss him.

146
00:05:40,406 --> 00:05:42,642
You know, I learned something
when I turned 50.

147
00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:43,910
What's that?

148
00:05:43,976 --> 00:05:46,512
Nothing matters,
do whatever you want.

149
00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:49,082
You think you want to kiss him,
do it, right now.

150
00:05:49,148 --> 00:05:51,451
Now?
Yes.

151
00:05:51,517 --> 00:05:53,486
Where is he?
This time of day,

152
00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:54,954
probably teaching a class.

153
00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:57,356
Perfect.
Perfect?

154
00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:59,759
He's at work and in front of
a bunch of students.

155
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Nothing matters.

156
00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:06,766
Short-term memories are turned
into long-term memories

157
00:06:06,833 --> 00:06:08,468
in the hippocampus.

158
00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:11,370
A fun way to remember that is,
you'd remember

159
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if you saw a hippo on campus.

160
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Come on, guys,
I am trying here.

161
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Oh, hey, hi.

162
00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,722
Okay, see ya.

163
00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:38,731
Uh, so, hippocampus, uh...

164
00:06:38,798 --> 00:06:40,666
(laughs) Dopamine really surging
right now.

165
00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:42,835
I'm gonna need a minute.
(takes deep breath)

166
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Thanks, Mrs. Foster.

167
00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,543
I'll see you and Roscoe
tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.

168
00:06:50,610 --> 00:06:52,745
Guess who has
her first client.

169
00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:53,880
You're not still thinking about

170
00:06:53,946 --> 00:06:55,548
this dog walking nonsense,
are you?

171
00:06:55,615 --> 00:06:56,949
Yeah.

172
00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:58,985
I figure I can handle five dogs
at a time.

173
00:06:59,051 --> 00:07:00,920
Maybe six, if I put a brick
in each pocket

174
00:07:00,987 --> 00:07:02,688
to weigh me down.

175
00:07:02,755 --> 00:07:05,191
I don't like anything
about this.

176
00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,826
Hey, can you get me
some plastic bags

177
00:07:06,893 --> 00:07:07,927
from the grocery store?
Why?

178
00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:09,562
To pick up their poop.

179
00:07:10,596 --> 00:07:12,465
You're gonna pick up their poop?

180
00:07:13,232 --> 00:07:14,534
Yeah, what do you think
they're walking

181
00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:15,835
around the neighborhood for?

182
00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,737
I walk around the neighborhood.

183
00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:19,071
I don't stop and poop.

184
00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:21,440
(phone rings)

185
00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:23,075
Hello, Dugan residence.

186
00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:25,745
Oh, cool, you saw my sign.

187
00:07:25,812 --> 00:07:27,446
What kind of dog do you have?

188
00:07:28,181 --> 00:07:29,448
A mastiff?

189
00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,717
Absolutely, no problem.

190
00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:34,520
I'm gonna need some big bags.

191
00:07:38,191 --> 00:07:39,992
You're working out again?

192
00:07:40,059 --> 00:07:41,994
Not again, still.

193
00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:44,463
Got to look good
when Holly gets back.

194
00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:45,731
What are you talking about?

195
00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:46,866
You look fine.

196
00:07:46,933 --> 00:07:48,167
Fine's not gonna cut it.

197
00:07:48,234 --> 00:07:50,970
She's on a ship
with 200 guys right now.

198
00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:53,506
Well, you're not seriously
worried about that, are you?

199
00:07:56,242 --> 00:07:59,011
(coughing)

200
00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:00,479
I think you missed a step.

201
00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:01,647
Yeah, I'm cutting back
on liquids.

202
00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,618
Supposed to give you
better definition.

203
00:08:05,685 --> 00:08:08,254
Oh, yeah, man.
You really let yourself go.

204
00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,022
I'm serious.

205
00:08:10,089 --> 00:08:11,490
What if she meets
somebody else?

206
00:08:11,557 --> 00:08:12,491
Somebody better?

207
00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,492
She likes you.

208
00:08:13,559 --> 00:08:15,061
Yeah, for now.

209
00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:16,996
You ever been in a restaurant,
and a waiter walks by

210
00:08:17,063 --> 00:08:19,765
with fajitas, and you're like,
"Ah, I should've gotten those?"

211
00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,801
Just last week.

212
00:08:22,702 --> 00:08:26,072
I mean, she's in the middle of
the ocean with 200 fajitas.

213
00:08:26,138 --> 00:08:28,641
Young, sizzling hot fajitas.

214
00:08:28,708 --> 00:08:31,611
She can't come home
to a chimichanga.

215
00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:34,180
Look, son, you've got
a lot more going for you

216
00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:35,882
than just your muscles.

217
00:08:35,948 --> 00:08:37,149
(sighs)

218
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,518
Like what?

219
00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:41,821
I'll spot you.

220
00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:48,294
We're back!

221
00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:50,162
We have stories!
(laughing)

222
00:08:50,229 --> 00:08:52,665
Your daughter is such a badass.

223
00:08:52,732 --> 00:08:54,066
Oh, you are the badass.

224
00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:56,002
Hey, babe.
Hey.

225
00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:58,037
She inspired me
to go and kiss Brett.

226
00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,305
It was so cute.

227
00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,640
Did you record it?

228
00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:02,575
You told me not to.

229
00:09:02,642 --> 00:09:03,943
Did you?
Yes.

230
00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:06,178
(both laughing)

231
00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:08,681
Hey, you guys hungry?
I made some beef stew.

232
00:09:08,748 --> 00:09:09,916
No, we have sushi coming.

233
00:09:09,982 --> 00:09:11,550
Let's go watch it in my room.

234
00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:12,618
I'll be there in just a second.
(Lizzie squeals)

235
00:09:13,853 --> 00:09:16,222
Wow, you two are really
hitting it off.

236
00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,823
She is so fun.

237
00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,959
Yeah, that's, uh, that's great.

238
00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:21,894
Is this weird for you?

239
00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:23,095
No, it's great.

240
00:09:23,162 --> 00:09:24,196
Great.

241
00:09:24,263 --> 00:09:26,098
Hey, I-I got
the fireplace going.

242
00:09:26,165 --> 00:09:27,333
You want to grab
a glass of wine...

243
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:29,268
LIZZIE: Lois!
Coming!

244
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,944
Hey.

245
00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:41,113
How was your
filthy dog job?

246
00:09:41,180 --> 00:09:42,281
Boring.

247
00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,950
All they do is sniff
and look around

248
00:09:44,016 --> 00:09:46,652
like it's the first time
they've ever been outside.

249
00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:47,954
I tried to warn you.

250
00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,655
They don't go
in the same direction,

251
00:09:49,722 --> 00:09:51,891
and if another dog walks by,
they all just freak out.

252
00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:54,327
And one of them decided
they were done and took a nap.

253
00:09:54,393 --> 00:09:56,295
Hmm.

254
00:09:56,362 --> 00:09:57,997
Everybody has a bad day.

255
00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,265
Tomorrow will be better.

256
00:09:59,332 --> 00:10:01,734
There's no way
I'm doing this tomorrow.

257
00:10:01,801 --> 00:10:04,337
What? You have to.

258
00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:06,372
No, I don't. I'm my own boss.

259
00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:09,342
I quit.
I accept my resignation.

260
00:10:09,408 --> 00:10:10,943
Hazel, I am ashamed of you.

261
00:10:11,010 --> 00:10:12,778
You made a commitment
to those people.

262
00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:14,814
What do you care? You didn't
even want me to do this job.

263
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,216
Uh-uh. You can't just quit
when things get hard.

264
00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,151
This is a moment that
will determine your character

265
00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:20,886
for the rest of your life.

266
00:10:20,953 --> 00:10:22,154
In my grandmother's village,

267
00:10:22,221 --> 00:10:23,689
there was a man
who sold shampoo.

268
00:10:23,756 --> 00:10:25,091
Fine, I'll do it.

269
00:10:25,157 --> 00:10:27,093
Good, now sit down.
This is a long story.

270
00:10:33,866 --> 00:10:35,968
Holly being away is harder
than I expected.

271
00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:37,136
Why do you think that is?

272
00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,637
I don't know.

273
00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:40,740
I spent months and months
away from Vanessa

274
00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,208
when I was deployed.

275
00:10:42,274 --> 00:10:45,244
I totally missed her,
but I was just so busy.

276
00:10:45,311 --> 00:10:48,781
Well, you know what they say,
"War is busy."

277
00:10:50,049 --> 00:10:51,751
Now, I'm at home just

278
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:54,887
thinking about all the cool
stuff Holly gets to do.

279
00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,389
Shooting pistols
off the side of a ship.

280
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:58,224
Ain't nothing like it.
No.

281
00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,726
I-I took this Alaska cruise.

282
00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:03,963
They had us hit a bunch of
golf balls at a glacier.

283
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,364
Wasn't the same.

284
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:10,169
This whole week has been
so weird.

285
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:11,871
Waiting to hear from her,

286
00:11:11,937 --> 00:11:14,240
wondering what's going on
5,000 miles away.

287
00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:15,841
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

288
00:11:17,109 --> 00:11:18,744
Would it be crazy for me to say

289
00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:20,146
that I kind of feel
like I'm a military spouse?

290
00:11:20,212 --> 00:11:22,214
Yes.

291
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:24,150
Why?

292
00:11:24,216 --> 00:11:26,218
Well, she's not in any danger.

293
00:11:26,285 --> 00:11:28,888
She's coming home next week,

294
00:11:28,954 --> 00:11:31,290
and, uh, she's at a beach.

295
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,758
But you see my point.

296
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:35,361
I see what you think
your point is.

297
00:11:36,162 --> 00:11:38,831
I never really got
what Vanessa was going through,

298
00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,100
but now that I'm living it...

299
00:11:41,167 --> 00:11:42,868
You're not living it.

300
00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:45,171
Yeah, but...

301
00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:47,440
I kind of want to tell her
that I feel it now.

302
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:51,911
Riley, if you tell Vanessa that,
this will be our last session.

303
00:11:51,977 --> 00:11:53,312
What? Why?

304
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:54,780
'Cause she'll murder you.

305
00:11:54,847 --> 00:11:56,148
Copy that.

306
00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:03,923
You don't have to follow me.

307
00:12:03,989 --> 00:12:05,458
Yes, I do.

308
00:12:05,524 --> 00:12:07,460
It feels like
you don't trust me.

309
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,328
I don't.

310
00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:12,064
Besides, I could never live
with myself if a dog ate you.

311
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:13,332
They're not gonna eat me.

312
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,101
If one bites you,

313
00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:16,869
then the others will join in
because you're wounded.

314
00:12:16,936 --> 00:12:18,070
I've seen it.

315
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:21,340
I keep getting tangled. Ugh!

316
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:24,009
Less complaining, more walking.

317
00:12:24,076 --> 00:12:26,078
You know, your father
and I would march

318
00:12:26,145 --> 00:12:28,414
for miles and miles
on patrol every day.

319
00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,083
And to keep our spirits up,
we'd call cadence as we marched.

320
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,218
Did it help?

321
00:12:32,284 --> 00:12:33,452
Try it.

322
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,454
♪ I don't want to
walk these dogs ♪

323
00:12:35,521 --> 00:12:37,356
♪ You don't want
to walk these dogs ♪

324
00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,458
♪ I think I made a big mistake ♪

325
00:12:39,525 --> 00:12:41,360
♪ It's supposed to rhyme,
but that's okay ♪

326
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,362
♪ Sound off ♪
♪ One, two ♪

327
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:45,364
♪ Sound off ♪
♪ Three, four ♪

328
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,233
Shoot, I got a red light.

329
00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:48,801
You keep building character,
I'll catch up.

330
00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,741
Cherry pie?
Yep.

331
00:12:58,177 --> 00:12:59,245
You stress baking?

332
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:01,213
What? What does that even mean?

333
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:03,816
You love to cook, but you only
bake when you're stressed.

334
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:05,451
That's nonsense.

335
00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:07,920
You always make a cake the night
before you file your taxes.

336
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:09,255
'Cause you're
my accountant.

337
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:12,958
Is there something you
would like to talk about?

338
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:15,461
As a rule, no.

339
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,864
Do you have a problem with me
and Lois hanging out?

340
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,332
(snorts)
No.

341
00:13:20,399 --> 00:13:22,101
Not at all?

342
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,536
(snorts)
Not at all.

343
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,504
(snorts)
Feels like you do.

344
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:29,208
Why would I? You're two grown
adults, I'm a grown man.

345
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,210
You're happy, she's happy,
everyone's happy.

346
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:34,280
Happy, happy, happy.

347
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,882
Come on, Dad. Talk to me.

348
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:39,418
All right, fine.

349
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:42,221
I'm stressed out and I don't
know why I'm stressed out,

350
00:13:42,288 --> 00:13:44,356
which is, you know, stressful.

351
00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,859
I'm gonna check on
my gluten-free pumpkin pie.

352
00:13:46,926 --> 00:13:48,527
Why the hell are you
making a gluten-free pie?

353
00:13:48,594 --> 00:13:51,096
I don't know. Hey, shoo!
Get out of here.
Hey.

354
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:57,002
(knocking on door)

355
00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,270
Hey.
Hey.

356
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,906
What's up?
Can I come in?

357
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:02,041
Sure.

358
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:04,410
Cool. Um...

359
00:14:04,476 --> 00:14:08,013
I, uh, got something
I want to tell you

360
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:09,915
and didn't really want
to do it on the phone.

361
00:14:09,982 --> 00:14:11,483
Okay.

362
00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:14,053
Yeah, my, uh, therapist
told me not to say anything.

363
00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:15,888
I thought they weren't supposed
to tell you what to do.

364
00:14:15,955 --> 00:14:18,157
Yeah, he felt really
strongly about this one.

365
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,159
Maybe you should listen to him.

366
00:14:20,226 --> 00:14:23,462
Yeah, maybe.

367
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:24,597
Okay.

368
00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:26,298
Good. I'm proud of you.

369
00:14:26,365 --> 00:14:28,067
So here's the deal.

370
00:14:28,133 --> 00:14:30,302
Remember when I was
in Afghanistan?

371
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,604
(clears throat)

372
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,039
You mean that work trip
you were on?

373
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,275
Yeah.

374
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:37,876
I just want you to know

375
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:41,447
that I know
what it was like for you.

376
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:42,915
Sort of.

377
00:14:42,982 --> 00:14:44,583
I-I mean,

378
00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:48,420
I knew it, but now I know it.

379
00:14:49,421 --> 00:14:51,557
Have you been drinking?

380
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,892
No, I actually haven't had
any fluids in two days.

381
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,127
(clears throat)

382
00:14:56,228 --> 00:15:00,599
The point is, I just felt like
I needed to say it 'cause...

383
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:05,004
...what you did was super hard,

384
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:09,341
and it's crazy that you never
complained about it.

385
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:13,045
You're tough.

386
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,681
Thanks.

387
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:23,622
Okay, well, uh,
I'll get out of your hair.

388
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,993
Okay.

389
00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:30,029
(exhales)

390
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:34,366
Bye.

391
00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:38,404
Hey, uh, don't freak out,
I'm gonna take a little sip

392
00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,672
from the garden hose.

393
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,507
Okay.
(scoffs)

394
00:15:47,479 --> 00:15:50,549
Are you telling me this is
gluten-free? This is delicious.

395
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,684
Yeah, the trick is,

396
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,419
double the butter.

397
00:15:53,485 --> 00:15:55,154
You health nut.

398
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:56,288
(laughs)
(timer dings)

399
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,324
Ooh, that's my shoofly pie.

400
00:15:58,390 --> 00:16:00,125
Mm.

401
00:16:00,192 --> 00:16:03,962
So, a little birdie told me
something's bothering you.

402
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:08,133
This little birdie with
a big mouth and stupid hair?

403
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,369
I don't want you to hide
your feelings from me.

404
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,570
I'm not hiding them,

405
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,372
I don't even know
where they are.

406
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,277
Are you jealous of the time
I'm spending with her?

407
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:21,313
Oh, it's definitely not that.

408
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,716
You worried we'll talk
about you behind your back?

409
00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:26,452
You mean, like you obviously do?

410
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:30,522
Art, both of us
really care about you.

411
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:33,325
(exhales)
Yeah, but...

412
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,561
she lost her mom in high school,

413
00:16:35,627 --> 00:16:39,431
and she's already looking at you
as something more than a friend.

414
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,033
You think so?

415
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,234
Yeah.

416
00:16:42,301 --> 00:16:44,203
She talks
about you all the time.

417
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:46,605
You guys talk about me
behind my back?

418
00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,273
(laughs softly)

419
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,243
She loves you,
and that's obviously gonna grow

420
00:16:51,310 --> 00:16:53,512
because you're amazing.

421
00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:57,349
But, um, it's a lot
of pressure for me.

422
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,052
Why?
I don't know.

423
00:17:00,119 --> 00:17:04,089
I mean, if I screw up our
relationship, that's one thing.

424
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,225
But what about Lizzie?

425
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,726
She's 27 years old.

426
00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,628
So?

427
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:13,665
I don't want to be the reason
she loses someone else.

428
00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:18,070
I guess that is
a lot of pressure.

429
00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,304
Yeah.

430
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:24,476
How about this?

431
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:28,747
You ever do something so dumb
that you screw this up...

432
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,652
...I promise to stay friends
with your daughter.

433
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,257
That helps.

434
00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:39,658
And it's pretty conceited
that you think

435
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,294
you're the only one
who might screw this up.

436
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:50,102
By the way,
if we ever break up...

437
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:54,473
...I'm-a be a total mess.

438
00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:58,777
Good.

439
00:18:10,222 --> 00:18:11,557
Uncle Al, get up. It's 5:00 a.m.

440
00:18:11,623 --> 00:18:13,125
What?

441
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:14,760
We have to walk
the dogs before school.

442
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:15,761
That's your job.

443
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:16,795
What's going on?

444
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,697
Your daughter has lost her mind.

445
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:21,533
Come on, I like when you drive
beside me and we call cadence.

446
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:25,437
Unless helping me is just too
hard and you're a big quitter.

447
00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:28,774
Give me a minute.

448
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,544
(grunts)

449
00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:35,347
Hurry.
This is me hurrying.

450
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:39,685
♪ Uncle Al is getting old ♪

451
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:41,820
♪ Uncle Al is getting old... ♪

452
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,489
Stop it, both of you.

453
00:18:43,555 --> 00:18:45,557
♪ Wear a scarf,
it's pretty cold ♪

454
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,759
♪ Wear a scarf, it's
pretty cold ♪

455
00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,628
♪ Sound off ♪

456
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:50,696
♪ One, two ♪

457
00:18:50,762 --> 00:18:51,663
♪ Sound off ♪

458
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:52,798
♪ Three, four. ♪

459
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,566
Can I at least go
to the bathroom?

460
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,802
We're gonna pass a whole bunch
of trees, you'll be fine.

461
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