1
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We're about to have dinner.

2
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Don't ruin your appetite.

3
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It's called pre-gaming.

4
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Who wants to go
to heaven?

5
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Eventually or now?

6
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I'm doing a fundraiser
for Afghanistan.

7
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It is a spin-a-thon.

8
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We ride stationary bikes,

9
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and the longer we go,
the more money we raise.

10
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Oh, cool. How'd you get
hooked up with that?

11
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Ariana invited me.

12
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Oh.

13
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Is this going
to be a bicycle built for two?

14
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Don't be dirty, Lizzie.
You're better than that.

15
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So...

16
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you think
you still got a shot with her?

17
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This is purely
about the people in need.

18
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If I ride the most miles
and raise the most money,

19
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and Ariana thinks I'm a hero,
that can't be helped.

20
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Can I do it, too?

21
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Absolutely.
And if you find yourself

22
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admiring my endurance loud
enough that she can hear you,

23
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that also can't be helped.

24
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Are you sure you can do it?

25
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I've never even
seen you ride a bike before.

26
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So? I've never seen you
brush your teeth.

27
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I do, all the time.

28
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And of course I can
ride a bike, Hazel.

29
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I learned when I was six.

30
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Yeah? I learned
when I was three.

31
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[sputters]
No, you didn't.Ask Freddy. He taught me.

32
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Freddy taught you
how to ride a bike?

33
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Yeah.

34
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Dude, you okay?

35
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[high-pitched voice]:
What? Yeah, I'm fine.

36
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Bring it down an octave
and try again.

37
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Wow. That's a lot of gear.

38
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There a zombie uprising
no one told me about?

39
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I'm taking Hazel hunting.

40
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Oh, fun.

41
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I loved doing all that
stuff with you and Liz.

42
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Wanted to pack in
all the memories

43
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before you two grew up
and moved away. [laughs]

44
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Ah, what a dope.

45
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I can't stand thinking
about all the stuff

46
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I missed with Hazel
when I was deployed.

47
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Is this because Freddy
taught her how to ride a bike?

48
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Where'd you hear about that?Your sister's a blabbermouth.

49
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Well, I'm fixing it now.

50
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Hazel and I are coming home
with a truck full

51
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of cold deer
and warm memories.Hmm.

52
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Hey, Dad.There she is.

53
00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:05,777
Hey, Dugans.Hey, Freddy.

54
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What's all this?

55
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I'm taking Hazel bow-hunting.

56
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No way!Mm-hmm.

57
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That's the first
I'm hearing about it.

58
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Sorry. Do I need
your permission?No.

59
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Good. But do I have
your permission?

60
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Yes.Yes.

61
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Have fun, Hazel.Thanks, Mom.

62
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Go hit the head.
We got a long drive.

63
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Yes, sir.

64
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Just be safe, okay?

65
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Oh, I always am.Yeah, right.

66
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Do remember when you took me
fishing with dynamite?

67
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Nobody got hurt,

68
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except all the fish.

69
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[both laugh]

70
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You murdered fish
with explosives?

71
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Oh, calm down, Freddy.
It just stuns 'em.

72
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Makes it easier to scoop
'em up and then murder 'em.

73
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[both laugh]

74
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♪

75
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♪ Oh!

76
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Stop.

77
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What's the matter?

78
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She is so beautiful,
I need a moment.

79
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You are a hopeless romantic.

80
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Hopeful.
The word is "hopeful."

81
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Hey.Hey.

82
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You made it!Ah.

83
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You invite and I don't come?
Impossible.

84
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You remember Lizzie?Of course.

85
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I really
appreciate you being here.

86
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Oh, it's a great cause.

87
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And nice to know
I'm still cute enough

88
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to get money from strangers.

89
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What an impressive
number of pledges.

90
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Almost as many as me.

91
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Well, you're still cute enough

92
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to get money
from strangers, too.

93
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Hmm.
[chuckles]

94
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She called you cute.

95
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I amcute.

96
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Ari?!Dirk?!

97
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Thank you so much
for doing this.

98
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Ah, anything for you.

99
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Hey, Al and Lizzie,
meet Dirk, my spin teacher.

100
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AL:
Huh.

101
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What's to teach?
It's just pedaling.ARIANA: Oh.

102
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I'm also a
personal trainer.

103
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Ah.If you ever want a one-on-one,
you give me a call.

104
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You have a great frame. I could
get you shredded or jacked.

105
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We can go either way.Oh.

106
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Thank you, but I am fine
jacking my own frame.

107
00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:08,073
Hey, boyfriend.

108
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Come on in, girlfriend.

109
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Hear that?

110
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I don't hear anything.

111
00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,261
I got the house
to myself.So?

112
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So, I got the house to myself.

113
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Ah.[laughing]

114
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I don't think
this has happened in years.

115
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Well, what are we doing
standing around talking?

116
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Should we go
to your room?

117
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Well, we'll get there.

118
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Right now, we got a fire
in the fireplace,

119
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Al Green on the turntable,
and that chair fully reclines.

120
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Well, then, shall I say,
let's get it on?

121
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That's Marvin Gaye,
but I'll-I'll let it slide.

122
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[laughing]

123
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Dad, Dad,
what's that over there?

124
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[whispering]:
I think it's a rock.

125
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I'm gonna shoot it.No.

126
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Don't.

127
00:05:02,258 --> 00:05:03,215
Why?

128
00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:05,087
You have to know what it is.

129
00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,307
You just said it was a rock.

130
00:05:07,437 --> 00:05:09,657
Just be patient.

131
00:05:09,787 --> 00:05:11,833
Think about
those delicious Bambi burgers

132
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we're gonna be eating
for the next six months.

133
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Maybe let's not
name the animals.

134
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[laughs]
You know, this one time,

135
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Grampy and I were sitting
in a tree like this.

136
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He let out a giant fart.

137
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Turns out there were, like,
20 deer right below us,

138
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and they ran off like
it was the end of the world.

139
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Grampy told me that story,
but he said youfarted.

140
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The point is,
it was a good day.

141
00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:38,033
What's the best day
you've ever had?

142
00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:39,513
Oh, that's easy.

143
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The day you were born.

144
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You got to say that.It's true.

145
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And it's gonna stay true until
the Browns win the Super Bowl.

146
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Keep waiting.

147
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[rustling in brush]

148
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Is that a rabbit?

149
00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:56,617
Yes, it is. Bugs Bunny
at three o'clock.

150
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Dad, we talked
about naming them.

151
00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,275
Good. Find your
anchor points.

152
00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,407
Hover the pin.

153
00:06:04,538 --> 00:06:06,757
Let that shot
surprise you.

154
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It's okay. Whenever you're
ready. There's no rush.

155
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I mean, we do have
a clean shot.

156
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That's the first animal
we've seen in four hours.

157
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I can't.No, sure you can.

158
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Take a deep breath,
and aim for that heart.

159
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But he's so cute.Uh, I...

160
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I know, baby,
but this is food.

161
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Everyone who eats meat ought
to know where it comes from.

162
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Okay, I will if I have to.

163
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Well, you don't have
to do anything.

164
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But if you're
gonna be a Marine,

165
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you might have to
shoot something.

166
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Not animals.Yeah, animals.

167
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You got to catch and kill a
rabbit in survival training.

168
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What? Why?For food.

169
00:06:52,063 --> 00:06:54,196
Their eyeballs are
packed with nutrients.

170
00:06:54,326 --> 00:06:56,807
Like giant vitamins
that pop in your mouth.

171
00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:58,287
Well, can't I just take
real vitamins?

172
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They sell 'em everywhere.

173
00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:07,470
So, Dirk?Yeah.

174
00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,037
How long have you known Ariana?

175
00:07:09,167 --> 00:07:10,168
A while.

176
00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:12,301
Oh, only a while. Huh.

177
00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,042
So, you haven't met the family?

178
00:07:14,172 --> 00:07:16,174
I have now.
You're her brother, right?

179
00:07:16,305 --> 00:07:19,787
[laughs]
No, no. Actually,
we were a kind of a thing.

180
00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,615
Huh, she's never
mentioned you.

181
00:07:21,745 --> 00:07:23,312
Well, she's never
mentioned you, either.

182
00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,228
Ariana Jaan, I saved you a bike.

183
00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,709
You don't mind, do you?
Thank you, sir. Okay, bye.

184
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Thank you.Yeah.

185
00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:35,498
All right, everybody,
clip in and let's go.

186
00:07:35,629 --> 00:07:38,022
[upbeat
instrumental music plays]

187
00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,334
[whispers loudly]:
Help me.

188
00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:48,076
There's a thing on the bottom
of your shoe that you snap into.

189
00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,863
Got it.Thank you so much
for helping me, Al.

190
00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:56,737
Oh, Lizzie,
I am all about the helping.

191
00:08:00,305 --> 00:08:02,307
That was fantastic.

192
00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,309
It was.

193
00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,746
You ready to go again?

194
00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:08,009
You kidding?Yeah, of course,
I'm kidding.

195
00:08:08,139 --> 00:08:10,402
You could turn around
the USS Nimitz

196
00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,361
faster than I could go again.

197
00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,276
[laughs]

198
00:08:14,406 --> 00:08:16,278
Ah. What do we do now?

199
00:08:16,408 --> 00:08:18,454
Up to you.

200
00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:21,196
I already got
what I wanted.

201
00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:24,025
Well, I can
make us a snack.

202
00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,723
Which is best
followed by a nap.

203
00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:28,812
You're invited to both.

204
00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:31,989
What do you do for fun
when the kids aren't around?

205
00:08:32,120 --> 00:08:34,514
I just told you--
nap and eat.

206
00:08:34,644 --> 00:08:36,211
Come on.

207
00:08:36,341 --> 00:08:38,605
Well, there is something.

208
00:08:38,735 --> 00:08:40,998
It's kind of my thing.

209
00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:43,827
Well, maybe
it could be our thing.

210
00:08:43,958 --> 00:08:46,526
Well, technically,
it's illegal,

211
00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:49,703
but I do it for the
good of the city.

212
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,922
Are you Batman?

213
00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:54,229
Batman?

214
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,232
Kind of.

215
00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,277
[giggles]

216
00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:03,673
I'm really sorry.

217
00:09:03,804 --> 00:09:05,066
It's no big deal.

218
00:09:05,196 --> 00:09:06,154
I let you down.

219
00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,373
No. No, this is on me.

220
00:09:08,504 --> 00:09:09,984
We started too cute.

221
00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:13,335
We should've gone down to
the water and shot some ducks.

222
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,250
I don't want to shoot a duck.

223
00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,948
Okay. It'll be faster

224
00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,342
if you just tell me
what you dowant to shoot.

225
00:09:20,472 --> 00:09:22,300
I don't want to shoot anything!

226
00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,259
That's okay.No, it's not.

227
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,956
How am I gonna be
a Marine?

228
00:09:26,087 --> 00:09:30,091
You're young. You'll feel
different when you're older.

229
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,180
What if I can't eat
a rabbit's eyeball?

230
00:09:32,310 --> 00:09:35,966
It's not bad. It's like a
little grape full of blood.

231
00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:39,883
I told everyone I know
I'm gonna be a Marine.

232
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:43,539
I'm gonna let down you
and Grampy and my country.

233
00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,976
And the Constitution.

234
00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:50,328
So... maybe you'll
do something else.

235
00:09:50,459 --> 00:09:52,592
Like what? I haven't been
paying attention in school

236
00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:53,941
since we did shapes.

237
00:09:54,071 --> 00:09:57,118
Ask me the capital
of anywhere, I have no idea!

238
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,083
Keep it up!

239
00:10:06,214 --> 00:10:08,782
Breathe it!
Breathe it!

240
00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:10,479
This is great.

241
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,612
It's nice to be on a bicycle
without being distracted

242
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,439
by beautiful scenery

243
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,006
or the cool wind
in your face.

244
00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:17,442
[laughs]

245
00:10:17,573 --> 00:10:19,140
[whimpering]

246
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,315
Are you crying?

247
00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:21,621
I have a leg cramp.

248
00:10:21,751 --> 00:10:23,318
It hurts so bad!

249
00:10:24,058 --> 00:10:25,581
Okay, ten minute break.

250
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,583
Oh... already?

251
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,628
Ah.

252
00:10:28,758 --> 00:10:29,672
Oh, man.

253
00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:31,239
I am so tight.

254
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,501
Ah, let me help
you with that.

255
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,981
Thanks.

256
00:10:34,111 --> 00:10:36,070
Ooh, you must be
a Boy Scout,

257
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,898
because you have
so many knots.

258
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:39,508
[laughs]

259
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:41,292
Where is the joke?

260
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,251
Tell me where the joke is.

261
00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:50,475
What are we trying
to find?

262
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:53,174
Wrongs that
need righting.

263
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,045
Fine.

264
00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,568
Don't tell me.

265
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,701
Promise you
won't laugh?

266
00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:01,312
No.

267
00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:03,837
Graffiti.

268
00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,448
I paint over graffiti.

269
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,015
Really?

270
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,408
Yeah, it's a
serious problem.

271
00:11:10,539 --> 00:11:12,628
I mean, when someone gets
robbed, there's one victim.

272
00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:15,544
With graffiti... the
whole community suffers.

273
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:18,678
It really burns my biscuits.

274
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:21,681
When did this start?

275
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,552
Ah, it's a long story.

276
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,641
Tell me.

277
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,599
Well, my wife
was a realtor.

278
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,559
She studied hard,
got her license.

279
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,432
It was a proud day when
she got her first bus bench.

280
00:11:34,563 --> 00:11:36,565
And a week later...

281
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,742
...I can't even tell ya
what they did to her picture.

282
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,136
Cops said, "Let it go," but...

283
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,268
I couldn't.

284
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,839
That's surprisingly sexy.

285
00:11:49,970 --> 00:11:52,886
Not now, Lois,
we got a job to do.

286
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,633
You know, I didn't even
want to be a Marine

287
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,635
when I was your age.

288
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:06,073
I was gonna be
a stuntman.

289
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:09,076
I was really good
at jumping off roofs.

290
00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:12,644
Once I jumped off the gym
and landed on the principal.

291
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:15,125
Broke her collarbone.

292
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,476
Stop trying
to make me feel better.

293
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,435
Sorry.

294
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,875
I just wanted us
to do something cool together.

295
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:30,227
Don't worry about it.

296
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,631
I'm gonna teach you
how to drive a car.

297
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,720
Now we're talking!

298
00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,157
♪

299
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,769
Great work everybody!
Let's hear it!

300
00:12:49,899 --> 00:12:51,814
[whoops]

301
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,251
I thought everyone
was gonna do it.

302
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:56,776
Keep going!
Keep going!

303
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:59,169
You, maybe stop.
You don't look so hot.

304
00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,477
What?No shame. Let's give this guy
a round of applause.

305
00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,522
No, no-- don't applaud.

306
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,090
You can applaud at the end
when I win.

307
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,831
Awalmir, this isn't a contest.

308
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,050
You did great.

309
00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,660
And I am not done.

310
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,270
I love this little guy.
He's got so much heart.

311
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,359
We are literally the same size.

312
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,753
Let's crank it up![all whooping]

313
00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:20,060
Oh, now we're screaming?

314
00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:24,499
Okay, hands
at ten and two.

315
00:13:24,629 --> 00:13:26,675
Keep your eyes on the road.

316
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,285
Easy on the brake.

317
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,026
Easy on the gas.

318
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:32,376
Wow.

319
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,813
Impressive.

320
00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:36,859
I guess all those years
of Mario Kartreally paid off.

321
00:13:36,990 --> 00:13:38,818
And Grand Theft Auto.

322
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:40,820
Okay, now turn the wheel

323
00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,517
sort of back and forth.

324
00:13:42,647 --> 00:13:44,824
Why?
Fun.

325
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:48,479
[whoops, laughing]
[laughing]

326
00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,179
This is great!

327
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:53,963
You'll never forget the day

328
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,357
your dad taught you
how to drive.

329
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,882
[siren chirping]

330
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:02,624
[siren wailing]

331
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,669
Should I speed up?

332
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,976
[siren wails, chirps]

333
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:11,024
Son of a gun.

334
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,374
This is what I get
for taking a weekend off.

335
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,855
What's "Fishstick?"

336
00:14:15,985 --> 00:14:17,813
It's a who.

337
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,250
Okay, who's Fishstick?

338
00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,861
My nemesis.

339
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,167
Been scrawling his dumb name
all over town.

340
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:27,388
So, what, you drive around
at night, painting over it?

341
00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:29,042
Somebody's got to.

342
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,566
Do they?

343
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,220
Okay, here's the deal.

344
00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:35,744
The city works
with three garbage contractors.

345
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,050
Each one uses

346
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,834
a different color green
on their dumpsters.

347
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:41,054
You got your fern,
your forest...

348
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:43,795
and your light fern,
but don't worry.

349
00:14:43,926 --> 00:14:45,580
I got all three.

350
00:14:45,710 --> 00:14:47,060
Wasn't worried.

351
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,365
Well, you should be.

352
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,237
If you don't match the color,

353
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,892
you're no better than Fishstick.

354
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,377
Okay, let me do
the talking.

355
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,729
What seems to be
the problem, Officer?

356
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:07,210
License and
registration.

357
00:15:07,341 --> 00:15:10,126
I have a library card.

358
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,955
Okay, what's
going on here?

359
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,914
I'm just teaching her
to drive.

360
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:17,046
It's a long story--
we had a bad day hunting.

361
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:19,701
So you just thought you'd
kill something out here?

362
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,399
Look, man,
can you cut me a break?

363
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:23,966
It's not like
we're on the road.

364
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,576
How old is she?

365
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,970
How old do you think I am?

366
00:15:28,101 --> 00:15:30,581
That's not how
this works.

367
00:15:31,495 --> 00:15:33,933
Sir, you're coming
with me to the station.

368
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,633
So should I follow you guys
or what?

369
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:43,551
[panting]
I know I have legs

370
00:15:43,681 --> 00:15:45,683
'cause I can see them.

371
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,990
But I cannot feel them.

372
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,731
ARIANA:
Guys...

373
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,994
I hate to say it...

374
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,648
Please say it.What?

375
00:15:53,778 --> 00:15:54,866
I'm out.

376
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,173
I'm out, too!

377
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,482
Dude!

378
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,919
What are you doing? Go get
some face time with Ariana.

379
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:04,920
I can't.

380
00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:06,226
Why?

381
00:16:07,618 --> 00:16:09,577
You know why.

382
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,145
You're looking tired, man.

383
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:15,148
I was born tired.

384
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,672
So just to be clear,

385
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:20,457
the woman you're interested
in is over there by herself,

386
00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,329
and you're here
being an idiot?

387
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:25,245
It's called the long game.

388
00:16:26,289 --> 00:16:29,205
Unless I die.

389
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,513
Huh?
[exhales]

390
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:35,298
You know, I have this theory
that, uh, Fishstick is

391
00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:38,171
actually two people
working together.

392
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,173
It would explain how he, uh,
tagged the stop sign

393
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,523
on 5th and the wall
behind Dress Mart

394
00:16:42,653 --> 00:16:44,873
on the same night.

395
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,701
I don't know
if it's the exhilaration

396
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,311
of doing something illegal

397
00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,487
or breathing in
all these fumes, but...

398
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:52,359
I feel alive.

399
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,883
That's how it starts.

400
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,798
Next thing you know,
you're painting a water tower

401
00:16:56,928 --> 00:16:57,929
in the middle of January.

402
00:16:58,060 --> 00:16:59,453
"A water tower"?

403
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:01,803
Where Fishstick goes, I go.

404
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:05,807
Want to hear something crazy?What?

405
00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,201
This is kind of turning me on.

406
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:15,208
Well, let's head home.

407
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:18,689
I think the Nimitzis ready
for a port call.

408
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,691
Let's go.

409
00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,911
I was gonna save...

410
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:25,218
Uh, all right.

411
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,224
Who bailed me out?Your wife.

412
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,531
Any chance you could lock me
back up?

413
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,062
Where's Hazel?

414
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:44,498
Car.
Oh, no.

415
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:47,283
I have the keys.
Cool, okay.

416
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,071
You mad?

417
00:17:53,115 --> 00:17:55,030
Actually...

418
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,163
I'm more sorry.

419
00:17:57,989 --> 00:18:00,035
About what?

420
00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:03,343
Freddy teaching Hazel
how to ride a bike.

421
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,258
Does my sister
tell you everything

422
00:18:05,388 --> 00:18:06,955
that goes on
in that house?

423
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,957
Pretty much.

424
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,612
Look, you got
to understand.

425
00:18:12,569 --> 00:18:15,268
Hazel wanted to learn
and I was so busy

426
00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,574
and Freddy offered...

427
00:18:18,749 --> 00:18:21,100
I didn't even think about
it until she came back

428
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,058
so excited.

429
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,799
And then it hit me.

430
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,281
That's a memory
you don't get.

431
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:32,633
I'm sorry.

432
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,637
Thank you.

433
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,031
Come on, um,

434
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,121
let's go get your truck.Yeah.

435
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,167
Oh, and, uh...

436
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,387
Hazel says she's
a vegetarian now.

437
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,650
Yeah, that one's my fault.

438
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,347
[chuckles]

439
00:18:58,702 --> 00:19:00,095
We're gonna get
something to eat.

440
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,183
You guys want to come?

441
00:19:01,314 --> 00:19:03,664
I'll quit when he quits.

442
00:19:03,794 --> 00:19:04,969
I don't know the word "quit."

443
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:06,188
Why don't you get off your bike

444
00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:07,407
and go look it up?

445
00:19:07,537 --> 00:19:08,843
All right, that's enough.

446
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:11,193
On the count of three,
you both stop.

447
00:19:11,324 --> 00:19:13,195
One, two...

448
00:19:13,326 --> 00:19:14,762
three!

449
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,941
Okay, bye.

450
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,986
Al, I'm taking the car.

451
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:24,206
Fine, I'll walk home.

452
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:27,122
I have nothing but...

453
00:19:27,253 --> 00:19:29,603
[inhales deeply]
...energy.

454
00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:31,518
[panting] Huh?

455
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,611
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