1
00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:04,395
I'll go 20.

2
00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,267
I call.

3
00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:08,921
I'll see your 20,
and I raise you 20.

4
00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:12,229
40 cents? Too rich for my blood.

5
00:00:14,362 --> 00:00:15,493
Oh, hey, Al.

6
00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:16,494
Hello.

7
00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,018
Uh, what are you guys doing?

8
00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:19,932
We're teaching Hazel
how to play poker.

9
00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:21,151
It's easy. Want to learn?

10
00:00:21,195 --> 00:00:23,066
Oh, I lived with Marines
for six years.

11
00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:25,764
I know how to play,
but for me gambling is haram.

12
00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:27,331
That means forbidden.

13
00:00:27,375 --> 00:00:29,159
I figured it out.

14
00:00:29,203 --> 00:00:30,639
Poker's not gambling.

15
00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:31,901
It's a game of skill.

16
00:00:31,944 --> 00:00:34,034
That's why I have
all Freddy's money.

17
00:00:34,077 --> 00:00:35,644
Maybe I'm hustling you.

18
00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,776
No, you're not.I know.

19
00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,778
It's to you, Hazel.

20
00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:41,084
I'll call.

21
00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:42,999
Show them.Two aces.

22
00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:45,523
Three nines.Ooh!

23
00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,177
Dang it. I bought you a bike
for Christmas.

24
00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:49,049
Treat me better.[laughs]

25
00:00:49,092 --> 00:00:51,529
Good job, baby.Ante up.

26
00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:57,448
I'm feeling eyes on my cards
and breath on my neck.

27
00:00:57,492 --> 00:00:59,711
Sorry.

28
00:00:59,755 --> 00:01:01,322
Check.Check.

29
00:01:01,365 --> 00:01:03,411
50 cents.

30
00:01:03,454 --> 00:01:05,543
I'll raise you 50.

31
00:01:05,587 --> 00:01:07,545
I got nothing.

32
00:01:07,589 --> 00:01:09,808
Except you,
and that's everything.

33
00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:12,333
I fold.

34
00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:13,943
It's to you.

35
00:01:15,466 --> 00:01:16,728
He's bluffing.

36
00:01:16,772 --> 00:01:18,948
Everyone can hear you.

37
00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:23,561
Fine. I raise a buck.

38
00:01:23,605 --> 00:01:24,997
Raise more.Do you want to play?

39
00:01:25,041 --> 00:01:27,261
I want you
to play better.

40
00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:30,002
Big mistake. I'm not bluffing.

41
00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,093
Two bucks.

42
00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:35,965
Dad?

43
00:01:37,271 --> 00:01:39,925
Damn it. How many times
did I drive you to the airport?

44
00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:41,753
[laughter]

45
00:01:41,797 --> 00:01:43,146
Good guess, Uncle Al.

46
00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,582
It was not a guess, Hazel Jaan.

47
00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:46,062
Reading people is my superpower.

48
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That is why I was
such a good interpreter.

49
00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:51,023
I had to know in an instant
if someone was hiding something.

50
00:01:51,067 --> 00:01:52,242
So, what's my tell?

51
00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:55,985
Oh, when you bluff,
you go like this.

52
00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,903
Sweet maple syrup, I do do that.

53
00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:02,078
You got a hell of an eye.

54
00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,820
It is my gift.[cards shuffling]

55
00:02:04,863 --> 00:02:07,736
Which I suppose means that
it is a skill...

56
00:02:07,779 --> 00:02:09,259
I said that, like, a minute ago.

57
00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:12,175
Therefore not gambling,
and not haram.

58
00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,438
I bet you a buck
he's gonna play.

59
00:02:14,482 --> 00:02:16,136
You got it.

60
00:02:16,179 --> 00:02:19,530
Surely, playing a hand or two
wouldn't harm anyone.

61
00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:20,966
[laughs] Pay up.

62
00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,317
This is not my night.

63
00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,320
♪

64
00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,148
♪ Oh!

65
00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,987
Wow. You're good.

66
00:02:42,031 --> 00:02:43,815
Would you think
more or less of me

67
00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,121
if I told you

68
00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,123
I came last night
to practice?

69
00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,125
You practiced
for our date?

70
00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,909
I didn't want
to embarrass myself

71
00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,259
in front of
a real artist.

72
00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:54,913
Smart. This vase
I'm making,

73
00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:56,567
gonna sell it

74
00:02:56,611 --> 00:02:58,830
for $300,000.

75
00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:02,007
Oh, darn, I only have
$100,000 on me.

76
00:03:02,051 --> 00:03:04,923
Oh, this is awkward. I thought
I was dating a rich guy.

77
00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,447
No.

78
00:03:06,490 --> 00:03:08,753
You ever think about
doing this professionally?

79
00:03:08,797 --> 00:03:11,452
I did, for a long time, but...

80
00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:13,758
honestly, I'm worried
it would lose some of the joy

81
00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:16,544
if it were my job.That makes sense.

82
00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:17,936
Besides, I...

83
00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:19,764
kind of like
working for my dad,

84
00:03:19,808 --> 00:03:22,245
but if you tell him,
I'll deny it.

85
00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:24,378
That's great that you have
that self-awareness.

86
00:03:24,421 --> 00:03:25,683
Most people
are oblivious.

87
00:03:25,727 --> 00:03:27,294
Oblivious?

88
00:03:27,337 --> 00:03:30,732
Is that your professional
assessment as a psychologist?

89
00:03:30,775 --> 00:03:33,517
Uh, no. The-the technical
term is "stupid."

90
00:03:33,561 --> 00:03:36,085
I was just trying
to class it up.

91
00:03:36,128 --> 00:03:37,782
What are you into
outside of work?

92
00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:38,870
Well...

93
00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,655
doing pottery
with pretty girls

94
00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,091
is kind of my thing
right now.

95
00:03:42,134 --> 00:03:44,136
Uh-huh.
And there's
my punk band.

96
00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:46,443
You have a punk band?
Yes.

97
00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:48,271
You?
Yes.

98
00:03:48,315 --> 00:03:50,752
I may look like a mild-mannered
college professor,

99
00:03:50,795 --> 00:03:52,754
but every Thursday
at 4:00 p.m.,

100
00:03:52,797 --> 00:03:54,843
I am a guitar-smashing
maniac.
What?

101
00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:56,018
I don't
actually smash it.

102
00:03:56,061 --> 00:03:57,715
I just kind of lift it
above my head,

103
00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,630
then put it
down gently.

104
00:03:59,674 --> 00:04:02,329
And what is this
pretend band called?

105
00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:03,721
It is not pretend.

106
00:04:03,765 --> 00:04:05,984
It is me and several other
psychology professors,

107
00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:08,900
and we are called
"Rage Against the Dean."

108
00:04:10,206 --> 00:04:12,687
And do you wear
punk makeup?

109
00:04:12,730 --> 00:04:14,819
Eyeliner,
blue lipstick?

110
00:04:14,863 --> 00:04:17,431
No, just a little
zinc oxide on my nose

111
00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:18,867
when we play outside.

112
00:04:18,910 --> 00:04:22,262
Oh, and a hat.
I have a really cool hat.

113
00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,831
Check.

114
00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:27,963
I raise ten.

115
00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:30,748
Mm... Come on, Al,

116
00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,620
what you gonna do?

117
00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:33,969
You have nothing.

118
00:04:34,012 --> 00:04:35,318
I'm not touching my eyebrow.

119
00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,754
You have a new tell.
I'll let you know

120
00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:38,147
what it is after
I take your money.

121
00:04:38,974 --> 00:04:40,845
You're cute, but have nothing.

122
00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:43,239
He's not wrong.

123
00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,677
And... you think
you have a good hand,

124
00:04:46,721 --> 00:04:48,636
but I'm letting you know,
as a friend,

125
00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,115
you're in trouble.

126
00:04:50,159 --> 00:04:51,769
Guy's been playing,
like, 12 minutes.

127
00:04:51,813 --> 00:04:53,249
He thinks he's Maverick.
[chuckles]

128
00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,338
You know Maverick, right? Top Gun?

129
00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,906
I'll tell you later.

130
00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:00,430
Raise ten.You can read

131
00:05:00,474 --> 00:05:02,258
these civilians,

132
00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,913
but not me. Call.

133
00:05:04,956 --> 00:05:07,219
I'm out.Yeah, me, too.

134
00:05:07,263 --> 00:05:09,004
Two pair.Full house.

135
00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:11,441
No!

136
00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:13,356
You never listen.

137
00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,879
Hey, Al,
what's my tell?

138
00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:17,708
Oh, you smile when
you have a good hand,

139
00:05:17,752 --> 00:05:20,798
and you frown when you have
a bad one. [clicks tongue]

140
00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:23,105
He's not wrong.

141
00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,501
[laptop chiming]

142
00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:30,068
What you doing?Video poker.

143
00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:31,722
I'm playing Mississippi Stud.

144
00:05:31,766 --> 00:05:33,289
That was my nickname
in high school.

145
00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,160
Yeah, it was.

146
00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:36,248
[laptop chiming]

147
00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:38,076
Wow, you are really
into this.

148
00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,469
You can't read
people online,

149
00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:42,037
but they still have tells
in the way they bet.

150
00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,604
Hey, aren't you
supposed to be in class?

151
00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,781
No, no, my class is not
for another... two hours ago.

152
00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:49,697
It's not like you
to blow off school.

153
00:05:49,740 --> 00:05:51,394
Oh, he missed one class.

154
00:05:51,438 --> 00:05:52,874
You would've put me
in the Christmas letter

155
00:05:52,917 --> 00:05:54,266
if I only missed one class.

156
00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,268
Yeah, well, this guy's
my A student, okay?

157
00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:58,096
Before him, I didn't have
anything to put on the fridge

158
00:05:58,140 --> 00:06:00,751
that wasn't a court summons.

159
00:06:00,795 --> 00:06:02,797
Cut him some slack.
He doesn't drink,

160
00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,233
he doesn't smoke,

161
00:06:04,276 --> 00:06:06,017
if he snores,
he wakes up and apologizes.

162
00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,933
Oh, did I snore last night?
I'm so sorry.

163
00:06:08,977 --> 00:06:10,413
Well, you just be careful.

164
00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,894
This kind of thing
can be a slippery slope.

165
00:06:12,937 --> 00:06:15,331
I had a buddy, lost his house

166
00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,550
playing blackjack.

167
00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:19,074
Eh, he was a gambler.
I'm not a gambler.

168
00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,598
Either way,
the man lives in a tent.

169
00:06:21,642 --> 00:06:23,600
Huh.

170
00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:26,603
Okay, how was
your date?

171
00:06:26,647 --> 00:06:29,606
Tell me everything.We made pottery,

172
00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:32,435
walked through the park,
fed ducks.

173
00:06:32,479 --> 00:06:34,306
Well, I fed ducks,

174
00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,657
he was a little unnerved
by the quacking.

175
00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,659
It was cute.[chuckles]

176
00:06:38,702 --> 00:06:39,877
And then?

177
00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,531
Then we had ice cream

178
00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:44,360
and did impressions
of the people in the store.

179
00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,318
There was this one guy
who was like,

180
00:06:46,362 --> 00:06:47,972
"Can I try that?"

181
00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:51,236
You had to be there.

182
00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:54,109
Come on, Lizzie,
get to the good stuff.

183
00:06:54,152 --> 00:06:56,807
Yeah... Yeah,
that's the thing...

184
00:06:56,851 --> 00:06:59,549
Oh, no, what happened?

185
00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,072
I messed up.[chuckles]

186
00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:03,118
I mean, we were having
this amazing time,

187
00:07:03,161 --> 00:07:04,772
and he walked me to the door,

188
00:07:04,815 --> 00:07:06,469
and I was thinking
about kissing him,

189
00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:09,341
and I'm sure he was thinking
about kissing me.

190
00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:10,908
And...?

191
00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:13,607
And I gave him finger guns

192
00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:17,175
and said, "Night, pardner,"
like I was in an old Western.

193
00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:21,658
That is the weirdest thing
I've ever heard.

194
00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:24,139
I know, and it came out
of my face.

195
00:07:24,182 --> 00:07:25,009
[laughs]

196
00:07:25,053 --> 00:07:27,490
So, what did he do?Well,

197
00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,970
he was thrown, clearly,

198
00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:31,494
but he's such a sweet guy

199
00:07:31,538 --> 00:07:33,104
that he gave me finger guns back

200
00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,411
and said,
"Night, ma'am. Pow, pow."

201
00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,847
[chuckles]

202
00:07:36,891 --> 00:07:38,501
So, you froze?

203
00:07:38,545 --> 00:07:41,025
Instead of a scene
from a romantic movie,

204
00:07:41,069 --> 00:07:44,246
it was "Lizzie Dugan,
Virgin Gun Slinger."

205
00:07:45,552 --> 00:07:46,727
Are you attractedto him?

206
00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,685
Yes. That's the weird thing.

207
00:07:48,729 --> 00:07:51,166
That's the weird thing?

208
00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:53,516
In that moment, I thought,

209
00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:54,735
"Would Michael like this guy?

210
00:07:54,778 --> 00:07:56,824
"Why am I even
asking myself that?

211
00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:58,521
Am I cheating on Michael?"

212
00:07:58,565 --> 00:08:00,523
Sweetie, this is normal.

213
00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:01,959
It's been three years.

214
00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,178
It could be
a hundred years.

215
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:06,050
Your feelings
are your feelings.

216
00:08:06,094 --> 00:08:08,531
You have to go at whatever
pace feels right,

217
00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,751
and until then...

218
00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,796
Pow, pow, pow.

219
00:08:14,276 --> 00:08:16,713
[chuckles]

220
00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,254
Nice day for gambling.

221
00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,908
Oh, no.

222
00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,084
Poker is not gambling.

223
00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,260
It is a game of skill.

224
00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:44,436
Hey, high roller,
what'll you have?

225
00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,657
I'll take a slippery slope,
two olives.

226
00:08:54,838 --> 00:08:55,926
You look ridiculous.

227
00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:58,276
You look like
a winner.

228
00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,800
I raise you

229
00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:02,280
$1 billion.

230
00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:04,108
She's bluffing.

231
00:09:04,152 --> 00:09:06,067
Bottle of haram
for the gentleman.

232
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,200
Oh, I ordered a slippery slope.

233
00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,375
This is compliments

234
00:09:10,419 --> 00:09:12,334
of the devil.

235
00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,381
Bottoms up.

236
00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:17,687
FREDDY:
This is hell?

237
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:20,298
Who did I give
my keys to?

238
00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:23,475
No, no, none of this is haram.
This is not gambling.

239
00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:28,219
I raise you... and you
turn out like this?

240
00:09:28,263 --> 00:09:30,047
Mother?

241
00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,614
You've cast a shame
on our whole family.

242
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:32,702
When did you learn English?

243
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:35,183
Don't change the subject.

244
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:37,489
Not cool, dude.
Not cool.

245
00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:40,971
I got us Penn and Teller
tickets. Are we going or what?

246
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,148
Fold!

247
00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,107
[panting]

248
00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:47,499
Bad dream?

249
00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:49,197
Eh...

250
00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:50,720
It's nothing.

251
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,069
You want to talk about it?

252
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:54,681
No, because I'm not doing
anything wrong!

253
00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:59,424
Unless I was snoring,
in which case, I'm sorry.

254
00:10:07,911 --> 00:10:10,653
You do good work,
Mr. Dugan.

255
00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:11,915
Oh, thank you,my dear.

256
00:10:11,959 --> 00:10:14,309
Kitchens are my
favorite thing to build.

257
00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:16,528
I didn't know that.
How come?

258
00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,269
It's the center
of the home,

259
00:10:18,313 --> 00:10:20,141
where the hearth used to be.

260
00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,795
Sacred gathering place,

261
00:10:21,838 --> 00:10:24,449
where families comes together
to make each other miserable.

262
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,277
Over food?

263
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:27,670
Over food.

264
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:30,281
Hello! [grunts]

265
00:10:30,325 --> 00:10:31,456
Well, nice of you to join us.

266
00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,632
Sorry we're late.

267
00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:34,590
We went for a little
trip last night.

268
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,418
Well, I couldn't sleep,
so we went for a drive.

269
00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:37,680
To a casino.

270
00:10:37,724 --> 00:10:39,551
Are you kidding me?RILEY: Don't worry,

271
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,292
this guy won big.

272
00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:43,164
$87!

273
00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:45,122
[cheers]

274
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:47,342
So, you managed to miss class
for the first time ever,

275
00:10:47,385 --> 00:10:49,692
and now you show up late to work
for the first time ever.

276
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,999
He also tried crab legs
for the first time ever.

277
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,611
The sign said "all you can eat,"
but they didn't really mean it.

278
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,353
Al, you need to slow down.

279
00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,703
[chuckles] That's what they
told you at the buffet.

280
00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:01,791
[chuckles]

281
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,750
Here's what you need
to do, stop.

282
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,273
Thank you
for your concern,

283
00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,710
but I do not have a problem.
I can stop whenever I want.

284
00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,277
Great. Start now.Tomorrow.

285
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,540
No, now now.
One week, no poker.

286
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:12,541
Easy. Five days.

287
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,238
A whole week.

288
00:11:14,282 --> 00:11:16,371
Oh, the weekend, too?

289
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,155
Okay, that was
not clear to me.

290
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,942
[knock on door]

291
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:29,558
I never doubted you
for a second.Oh, yes, you did.

292
00:11:29,601 --> 00:11:31,081
Sure did.

293
00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,082
Come on in.

294
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:33,214
I don't want to impose,

295
00:11:33,257 --> 00:11:34,476
I-I was just in the neighborhood

296
00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,912
with my bass.

297
00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:36,783
[door closes]

298
00:11:36,826 --> 00:11:38,741
There's an amp in my car.

299
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,874
I'm glad you
stopped by.

300
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:42,310
Can I get you
something to drink?

301
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:44,051
Uh, do you have coconut water?
You know what?

302
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,880
That's a weird thing to ask for.
Forget it.

303
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:51,101
Listen, I need to talk to you
about something.

304
00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,842
Okay, what's up?

305
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:56,106
I feel bad
about our date.

306
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,196
Yeah, I've always been
freaked out by ducks.

307
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,720
I...

308
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:04,854
Oh, you mean the
finger guns. Yeah...

309
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:05,725
Yeah.

310
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,509
Just when we got
to my door,

311
00:12:07,552 --> 00:12:10,686
I thought about
my fiancé and...

312
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,427
[imitates explosion]I get it.

313
00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,559
Grief is complicated.

314
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,997
I just might need
to take things slow

315
00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,781
for a while.

316
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:22,132
Well, good news, I am
the most patient man alive.

317
00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:25,440
I did a two-year study
on rat sleep cycles.

318
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:28,573
I watched rats sleep
for two years.

319
00:12:28,617 --> 00:12:29,879
What did you learn?

320
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:32,229
Inconclusive.
I have to do it again,

321
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:33,970
and I don't mind one bit.

322
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:38,453
Thanks.

323
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:41,282
I didn't know dating again
would be so scary.

324
00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,588
How about we don't even
call it dating?

325
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,808
We could just say
we're in a band together,

326
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,462
and if we ever break up,

327
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,116
we can blame it on the fact that

328
00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,467
you're a little bit country,
I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll.

329
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,818
You know, I play
a little keyboard.

330
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:58,821
Why am I just
finding this out now?

331
00:12:58,865 --> 00:13:00,997
What's with the bass?

332
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:02,259
We're starting a band.

333
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,348
Can I be in it?Do you play an instrument?

334
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,742
Drums, probably.

335
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,093
You're in.

336
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:14,881
What should we
call ourselves?

337
00:13:14,924 --> 00:13:16,404
"Hazel and the Old People"?

338
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:19,320
Let's keep thinking.

339
00:13:19,363 --> 00:13:21,713
That's the one
to beat, though.

340
00:13:26,109 --> 00:13:27,502
Got any threes?

341
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,504
[sighs]

342
00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:31,549
Yes.

343
00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,464
Really?

344
00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:34,857
You couldn't go
a single day?

345
00:13:34,901 --> 00:13:36,337
Oh, it is not poker, Mr. Art.

346
00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:37,686
It is "Going Fish."

347
00:13:37,729 --> 00:13:39,949
There's no skill,
there's no stakes.

348
00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:41,908
It doesn't matter
if you win or lose.

349
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,171
It doesn't matter
if you live or die.

350
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:47,609
You want to run errands
with me, Hazelnut,

351
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,524
or do you want to watch
a grown man go bananas?

352
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:51,134
I was enjoying the bananas.

353
00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,962
Get in the car.

354
00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:58,054
Oh, Riley, I feel like I found
the great love of my life,

355
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,926
and I only got to have her
for a few days.

356
00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:01,928
I think you're being
a little overdramatic.

357
00:14:01,971 --> 00:14:04,321
And did I mention I am going
straight to hell, hmm?

358
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,802
Satan is making up a garage
for the two of us right now.

359
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:09,718
What did I do?Oh, come on.

360
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,374
You found a new thing.
It was fun. You miss it.

361
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,679
I do miss it.

362
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:17,291
When I'm playing,
I-I feel in control.

363
00:14:17,334 --> 00:14:19,554
I'm so focused on the cards
and reading other people,

364
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,904
everything else just falls away.

365
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,645
I feel you.

366
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,778
Great, let's go to Las Vegas.

367
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:29,477
That's like a 30-hour drive.

368
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,913
You sleep, I'll drive.

369
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,220
No, no, hold on,
hold on, hold on.

370
00:14:33,263 --> 00:14:35,831
You can do this.
You're stronger than you think.

371
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,267
No, I'm not.

372
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,226
[sighs] Let me show you.

373
00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:43,143
If you can actually do that,
I would be very grateful.

374
00:14:43,186 --> 00:14:44,753
Remember you said that.

375
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:47,016
Take off your pants
and meet me in the backyard.

376
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,975
Huh?

377
00:14:50,628 --> 00:14:53,414
[both breathing heavily]

378
00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:55,807
Oh, Riley,
you look tired.

379
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,766
I think we
should stop.
[laughs]

380
00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,072
If you're
making jokes,

381
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:00,377
you're not working
hard enough.
[grunts]

382
00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,639
All you should be thinking about

383
00:15:01,683 --> 00:15:02,945
is how much this sucks.

384
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:05,600
Oh, I'm thinking
about how much I hate you.

385
00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,080
You're tough.
You're strong.

386
00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,169
You're tough. You're strong.
You're tough. You're strong.

387
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,953
Learn new words.

388
00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:12,955
If you get through
an hour of this,

389
00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,348
second hour
will be easier.

390
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,219
[laughs] Second hour?

391
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,439
[groans]

392
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,223
Okay, squats.

393
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,051
[grunts]Deeper.

394
00:15:22,095 --> 00:15:23,661
There it is.

395
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,663
Why are you smiling
like a sociopath?

396
00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,622
Ooh, I live
for this, baby.
[groans]

397
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:29,580
Marines put me
through SERE school--

398
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,757
survival, evasion,
resistance, escape.

399
00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:34,629
We didn't eat
for five days.

400
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,544
All I could think about
was cheeseburgers.

401
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,676
I even dreamed
about cheeseburgers.[laughs]

402
00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:41,288
And then one
freezing cold night,

403
00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:42,680
they lined us up,

404
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,813
I wasn't thinking
about cheeseburgers anymore.

405
00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,989
Well, what were you
thinking about?

406
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:48,295
The hose.

407
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,645
[screams][whoops]

408
00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,690
I dare you to think
about poker right now.

409
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,997
Okay, thank-thank you.
I'm cured.

410
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:56,956
Okay, now you do me.

411
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,134
[grunting]

412
00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,659
Hey, Grampy, they got weirder!

413
00:16:10,273 --> 00:16:12,014
Here you go.Oh, thank you.

414
00:16:12,058 --> 00:16:13,494
Yeah.

415
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:16,018
I think you really froze
the demons out of me.

416
00:16:16,062 --> 00:16:17,063
[both laugh]

417
00:16:17,106 --> 00:16:18,586
I'm proud of you, buddy.

418
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,805
I'm proud of me, too.

419
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,504
Can I have more cocoa?

420
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,375
Sure, pal.

421
00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:28,248
Ooh, with
whipped cream?

422
00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:30,076
Coming up, champ.

423
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,996
[phone chiming]

424
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,392
[sighs]

425
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,400
[offbeat drumming]

426
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,840
Never had a lesson.

427
00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,104
So, great. Uh, for fun,

428
00:16:58,147 --> 00:17:00,454
maybe you could try
keeping a beat. Sort of, uh...

429
00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:03,196
[on-beat drumming]

430
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,936
That's what I was doing,
but okay.

431
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,765
And, uh, Lizzie,
can you give me sort of a...

432
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,767
[vocalizing]

433
00:17:09,811 --> 00:17:12,074
[playing keyboard]

434
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,947
Love it, love it. Okay.

435
00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,688
You guys ready to blow
the lid off this dump?

436
00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:21,127
I'm sorry. It's actually--
It's a lovely house.

437
00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,433
One, two, three, four.

438
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,522
[all playing]

439
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:44,715
Whoo!

440
00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,979
Thank you, Columbus!
We are Hazel and the Old People!

441
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,503
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442
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