1 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:07,407 Hmm. I have never decorated a Christmas tree before. 2 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,409 Do each of these ornaments have a special meaning? 3 00:00:09,476 --> 00:00:12,212 Yeah, they're all free. 4 00:00:12,278 --> 00:00:15,181 That one I got for opening a savings account. 5 00:00:15,248 --> 00:00:19,185 That one I got for eating a 40-ounce rib eye. 6 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:21,421 That racy one I got in Vegas. 7 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:24,023 Don't turn it upside down if there's kids in the room. 8 00:00:24,090 --> 00:00:25,525 Mm. 9 00:00:25,592 --> 00:00:27,460 And where did the tradition of bringing a tree 10 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,162 into the house come from? 11 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,563 Oh, it goes way, way back. 12 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,732 Yeah. My parents did it, their parents did it. 13 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:35,068 Uh, but who did it originally? 14 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,073 Jesus? 15 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,442 Hey. 16 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:42,442 Hey. 17 00:00:42,509 --> 00:00:43,710 Merry Christmas, everyone. 18 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:44,811 Hey, Sunshine. 19 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:47,347 Oh, sorry. Happy holidays, Al. 20 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,149 Oh, you can say Merry Christmas to me. 21 00:00:49,215 --> 00:00:50,150 Are you sure? 22 00:00:50,216 --> 00:00:51,551 I am sure. 23 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:53,586 I am the expert in what you can say to me. 24 00:00:55,121 --> 00:00:56,623 Is this a little muffler? 25 00:00:56,689 --> 00:00:58,625 Yeah, I got that with an oil change. 26 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:01,294 Oh, hey, can I talk to you for a minute? 27 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:02,762 Sure. 28 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:07,801 That's a big gift discussion happening right now. 29 00:01:07,867 --> 00:01:10,103 Someone's getting a PS5. 30 00:01:10,170 --> 00:01:11,638 Ah. 31 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:13,640 What's up? 32 00:01:11,704 --> 00:01:13,640 Hey, so, 33 00:01:13,706 --> 00:01:16,142 keep an open mind, but would you be okay 34 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,811 if I took Hazel on Christmas Day? 35 00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,813 Oh, that's easy. No. 36 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:21,581 Look, it would just be for a few hours. 37 00:01:21,648 --> 00:01:22,849 Freddy's parents really want to do 38 00:01:22,916 --> 00:01:24,284 something special together. 39 00:01:24,350 --> 00:01:25,618 Oh, Freddy's parents want to see her? 40 00:01:25,685 --> 00:01:27,253 Why didn't you just tell me? 41 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:28,688 Of course I'll give up my child on Christmas 42 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,490 so your boyfriend's parents can see her. 43 00:01:30,557 --> 00:01:31,491 You could just say no. 44 00:01:31,558 --> 00:01:32,559 That's what I led with. 45 00:01:33,726 --> 00:01:35,728 Not assuming anything, 46 00:01:35,795 --> 00:01:39,599 but Game-Zone offers military discounts. 47 00:01:39,666 --> 00:01:41,868 They're open till 9:00. 48 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,136 ♪ ♪ 49 00:01:43,203 --> 00:01:44,471 ♪ Oh! ♪ 50 00:01:55,915 --> 00:01:58,184 Hey, Riley. What you drinking? 51 00:01:58,251 --> 00:02:00,587 Ginger ale? Glass of milk? 52 00:02:00,653 --> 00:02:01,721 Ha, ha. 53 00:02:01,788 --> 00:02:03,723 So, how you doing? 54 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,391 Eh, so-so. 55 00:02:05,458 --> 00:02:07,360 Gave my number to this guy a couple weeks ago. 56 00:02:07,427 --> 00:02:08,895 Thought we had a moment. 57 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,197 Thinking about spitting in his beer. 58 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:16,803 Well, he sounds like a jerk, a handsome jerk. 59 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:19,506 Look, I was gonna call. 60 00:02:19,572 --> 00:02:23,209 Things in my life are kind of messy, 61 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,844 I figured you wouldn't want to deal with it. 62 00:02:24,911 --> 00:02:26,813 I can deal with a lot. 63 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,182 Back in the Navy, I was the one who had to tell 64 00:02:29,249 --> 00:02:32,452 200 angry sailors when we were out of corn bread. 65 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:34,554 (chuckles) 66 00:02:37,390 --> 00:02:38,558 (phone ringing) 67 00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:41,594 This is Holly. 68 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,596 Hi, Holly, it's Riley. 69 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:47,166 I was wondering if I could buy you dinner? 70 00:02:47,233 --> 00:02:49,636 Riley who? 71 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:54,474 Hassina, tell me what this makes you think of. 72 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:55,708 ("Jingle Bells" playing over phone) 73 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,179 That's the song all the ice cream men play in Kabul. 74 00:03:00,246 --> 00:03:04,717 Get this, it is a Christmas song here, so it is always playing. 75 00:03:04,784 --> 00:03:06,886 Are you craving ice cream all the time? 76 00:03:06,953 --> 00:03:09,656 All the time. 77 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,858 Luckily, they sell ice cream in every store. 78 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,960 Even hardware stores have it. 79 00:03:15,628 --> 00:03:17,764 Oh. Where have you been? 80 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:18,831 Date. 81 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:19,966 It's 9:00 a.m. 82 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,734 Good date. 83 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,736 Oh, Hassina. 84 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:25,672 Salaam. How are you? 85 00:03:25,738 --> 00:03:28,808 Not as good as you. Look at that smile. 86 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,643 Yeah, I went on a date with Holly. 87 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,679 Holly the alcohol seller? 88 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:34,347 Yep. 89 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:35,748 Bro, she's got a Harley. 90 00:03:35,815 --> 00:03:37,517 We rode all over the city. 91 00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,552 I've never sat in back before. 92 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:40,853 I thought it would be emasculating, 93 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:44,257 but it gave me more time to look around. 94 00:03:44,324 --> 00:03:45,525 I'm happy for you, Riley. 95 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,594 Don't forget to invite me to your wedding. 96 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:49,896 Okay, bye, Hassina. 97 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:53,466 Oh, my gosh, dude, we had so much fun. 98 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:54,901 She's got throwing knives. 99 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,769 Throwing knives. 100 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:58,237 And we were naked. 101 00:03:58,304 --> 00:03:59,472 That's not necessary for the story, 102 00:03:59,539 --> 00:04:00,907 I'm just painting a picture. 103 00:04:03,376 --> 00:04:06,245 So, uh, what about Vanessa? 104 00:04:06,312 --> 00:04:08,481 All you've been talking about is trying to get her back. 105 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,249 Maybe I'm wasting my time. 106 00:04:10,316 --> 00:04:11,818 I did everything she asked me to do. 107 00:04:11,884 --> 00:04:14,587 I got a therapist, applied for disability. 108 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:15,989 What's it get me? 109 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:17,757 She's going to Freddy's parents' for Christmas. 110 00:04:17,824 --> 00:04:19,559 She might be testing you. 111 00:04:19,626 --> 00:04:21,427 Who cares if she is? 112 00:04:21,494 --> 00:04:23,563 Holly likes me the way I am now. 113 00:04:23,630 --> 00:04:24,864 She likes me a lot. 114 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,032 In fact, 115 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,266 this morning she... 116 00:04:27,333 --> 00:04:28,635 Do not paint a picture. 117 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:34,273 In the Christmas movies, 118 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,309 people come to your house and sing at you. 119 00:04:36,376 --> 00:04:39,312 Yeah, it's a seasonal form of torture called caroling. 120 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:40,813 Will people be doing it here? 121 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:43,483 Not if Dad's sprinklers still work. 122 00:04:43,549 --> 00:04:45,852 (chuckles) They do. Checked them this morning. 123 00:04:45,918 --> 00:04:47,353 (knocking on door) 124 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,589 Hello? 125 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,589 Hey, in here! 126 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:51,658 You're not supposed to eat raw eggs, 127 00:04:51,724 --> 00:04:54,427 but I've had half this bowl and I feel fine. 128 00:04:54,494 --> 00:04:55,428 Huh. 129 00:04:55,495 --> 00:04:56,763 Hello, Merry Christmas. 130 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:58,297 Hello, Lois. 131 00:04:56,829 --> 00:04:58,297 How are you? 132 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:00,566 Happy holidays, Al. 133 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,735 You're right, it happens a lot. 134 00:05:02,802 --> 00:05:04,437 Merry Christmas, Lois. 135 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:05,438 What you got there? 136 00:05:05,505 --> 00:05:06,539 It's your Christmas present. 137 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,307 I can put it under the tree 138 00:05:08,374 --> 00:05:10,376 or you can open it right now and wear it 139 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:11,878 to your Christmas party. 140 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:14,681 So I guess it's not the socket wrenches I asked for. 141 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,987 Oh, holy moly. 142 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,588 It's so soft. 143 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:23,923 Al, feel this. 144 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,725 In Afghanistan, we have the softest... 145 00:05:25,792 --> 00:05:28,361 Oh, wow. 146 00:05:28,428 --> 00:05:30,630 If you don't like it, I can take it back. 147 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:32,732 You better not. 148 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:33,866 Ah, you look great. 149 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,568 He does, doesn't he? 150 00:05:35,635 --> 00:05:37,570 It fits him so well. Where'd you get it? 151 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:40,039 Brunello Cucinelli. 152 00:05:40,106 --> 00:05:42,775 I never say this unless I'm holding a gigantic fish, 153 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,677 but take my picture. 154 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:49,515 So, you let a naked woman throw a knife at you? 155 00:05:49,582 --> 00:05:53,386 Let her? Doc, I dared her. 156 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:54,520 You want to know what I think? 157 00:05:54,587 --> 00:05:57,590 You just described my job. 158 00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:00,727 I think the reason Vanessa and I are always butting heads 159 00:06:00,793 --> 00:06:02,929 is because she wasn't in the service. 160 00:06:02,995 --> 00:06:04,797 Holly's been deployed, she gets me. 161 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,399 Like you. 162 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,735 So now I'm wondering, if I had been with Holly 163 00:06:08,801 --> 00:06:10,036 all this time, 164 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,705 would I be having all these problems? 165 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:15,541 You know there's a difference between the start 166 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,044 of a relationship and the end of one. 167 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,645 Yeah, but I don't have to explain 168 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,547 every little thing to her. 169 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:22,849 She's been through it. 170 00:06:22,915 --> 00:06:26,986 Like, it's so hot she's been to Okinawa. 171 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,921 So have I. 172 00:06:29,956 --> 00:06:31,090 Don't wreck it. 173 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:33,059 (chuckles) 174 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,161 So, what do we do when I have a breakthrough? 175 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,764 Go out for beers? Fire up stogies? 176 00:06:37,830 --> 00:06:41,467 You had a date. Let's not get carried away. 177 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:43,469 But... 178 00:06:43,536 --> 00:06:45,471 you can't talk about cigars and not have one. 179 00:06:45,538 --> 00:06:47,573 (laughs) 180 00:06:51,210 --> 00:06:52,912 What do you want for Christmas, Dad? 181 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:54,847 Just to spend time with you, baby. 182 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:57,049 Great, crossing you off my list. 183 00:07:00,853 --> 00:07:02,989 Hey, uh... 184 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:04,957 how would you feel if I brought a friend 185 00:07:05,024 --> 00:07:06,626 to Grampy's Christmas party? 186 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:08,161 A friend, huh? 187 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,163 Yes. A friend. 188 00:07:10,229 --> 00:07:12,064 Is it a girlfriend? 189 00:07:12,131 --> 00:07:13,933 Maybe. 190 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,536 Say it. Say "girlfriend." 191 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:18,905 I won't bring her if it's weird for you. 192 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,706 No, you can bring her. 193 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,742 Mom has Freddy. You can bring someone. 194 00:07:22,809 --> 00:07:25,678 Thanks. I think you'll like her. 195 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:27,213 Mind if I bring my boyfriend? 196 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:28,648 What? 197 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:31,717 Too easy. 198 00:07:36,856 --> 00:07:39,592 Might not want to stand there. 199 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:40,593 Why not? 200 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:41,727 Mistletoe. 201 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:43,863 That sad little bush? 202 00:07:44,630 --> 00:07:46,465 If you're under it with another person, 203 00:07:46,532 --> 00:07:47,834 you're supposed to kiss. 204 00:07:47,900 --> 00:07:49,735 Ah, sort of like when the camera turns on you 205 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:50,870 at a baseball game. 206 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:52,939 No, it's... 207 00:07:53,005 --> 00:07:54,874 Actually, yeah. 208 00:07:54,941 --> 00:07:57,076 Well, thank you for warning me. 209 00:07:57,143 --> 00:07:58,511 (whistles) 210 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:01,948 We're here. 211 00:08:00,613 --> 00:08:01,948 Oh, hi. 212 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,916 Ho, ho, ho. 213 00:08:02,014 --> 00:08:03,916 Merry Christmas. 214 00:08:03,983 --> 00:08:05,518 Glad you guys could make it. 215 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:06,853 We wouldn't miss it. 216 00:08:06,919 --> 00:08:08,754 That is one nice sweater. 217 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,523 Thank you. 218 00:08:08,821 --> 00:08:10,523 May I? 219 00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:11,991 I insist. 220 00:08:12,058 --> 00:08:13,626 Oh, yeah. 221 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:14,794 Right? 222 00:08:13,693 --> 00:08:14,794 Oof. 223 00:08:14,861 --> 00:08:16,796 The craftsmanship is extraordinary, 224 00:08:16,863 --> 00:08:19,866 and I say that as an experienced yarn worker. 225 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:22,201 Yep, Freddy made this one for me. Isn't it great? 226 00:08:22,268 --> 00:08:23,836 So colorful. 227 00:08:23,903 --> 00:08:25,671 All I see are my mistakes. 228 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:28,908 There she is. 229 00:08:28,975 --> 00:08:29,909 Hi, Dad. 230 00:08:29,976 --> 00:08:31,544 Hey. (grunts) 231 00:08:31,611 --> 00:08:32,812 This is my friend I was telling you about. 232 00:08:32,879 --> 00:08:34,747 Hi, Hazel. I'm Holly. 233 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,682 I like your Chucks. 234 00:08:34,814 --> 00:08:36,682 Oh, thanks. 235 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:38,851 I like your shoes. Are they uncomfortable? 236 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,786 You have no idea. 237 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,689 Looks like it. I'm gonna go do a lap. 238 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:47,059 She's cool. 239 00:08:47,126 --> 00:08:48,694 Told you. 240 00:08:48,761 --> 00:08:50,863 So, uh, who's that? 241 00:08:50,930 --> 00:08:51,998 Who, Holly? 242 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,766 That's Holly. 243 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,636 And how do we know Holly? 244 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:58,971 She works at the VFW bar. 245 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:01,107 Yeah, she and Riley have been hanging out for a week or so. 246 00:09:01,173 --> 00:09:02,608 Mm-hmm. 247 00:09:02,675 --> 00:09:04,310 And he's bringing her to Christmas? 248 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,913 Uh, let me check. Yes. 249 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:11,550 Here you go. 250 00:09:12,985 --> 00:09:14,587 And one for you. 251 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:19,158 And you don't drink, but everybody loves magic. 252 00:09:20,159 --> 00:09:21,560 What?! 253 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:28,734 Is it weird for you to see them do that? 254 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:30,569 No. (chuckles) 255 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:33,339 'Cause it's weird for me to watch you watch them. 256 00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:42,281 What are those, Dad? 257 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:45,651 We ran out of pigs. They're just getting blankets. 258 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:48,254 Hey, Art, where would I find ice? 259 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:51,090 Oh, come on, Holly. You're a guest. Enjoy the party. 260 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,359 It's in the garage freezer. 261 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:53,359 Copy that. 262 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:55,061 Good sweater, Dad. 263 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:56,829 I know, right? 264 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,831 Ooh, looking good. 265 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,833 I'm gonna get, like, seven more of these. 266 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:02,034 (chuckles) 267 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,303 (chuckles) I don't think so. 268 00:10:04,370 --> 00:10:05,771 Why not? 269 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:08,007 Does the name "Brunello Cucinelli" 270 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:09,709 mean anything to you? 271 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,311 Was he in The Godfather? 272 00:10:12,378 --> 00:10:16,749 He's a designer, and he makes very expensive sweaters. 273 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:18,050 How expensive? 274 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,653 If the house catches fire, 275 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:23,756 save the sweater, then come back for Riley. 276 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,961 I know what you're thinking. 277 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:31,764 You didn't know my bedroom was gonna be this sexy. 278 00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,200 I'm wondering whose ribbon rack you stole. 279 00:10:34,266 --> 00:10:36,936 There is no way you earned all that chest candy. 280 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:40,406 (scoffs) You still have no idea how impressive I am. 281 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,308 Oh, you hide it well. 282 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,210 (laughs) 283 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:45,945 I'm bored. 284 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,748 Me, too. 285 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:48,748 You are? 286 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:53,152 You want to shoot some hoops? 287 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:53,152 Really? 288 00:10:53,219 --> 00:10:55,388 As long as you're okay with getting schooled. 289 00:10:55,454 --> 00:10:58,791 In those shoes? I don't think so. 290 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,031 (clears throat) 291 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:08,434 Riley, some people are saying they want to go caroling. 292 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,703 Who? 293 00:11:10,770 --> 00:11:12,705 Just people. 294 00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:14,240 With songs in their heart. 295 00:11:14,306 --> 00:11:15,975 We don't want to disappoint the people. 296 00:11:17,176 --> 00:11:18,978 Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? 297 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:23,416 Okay, I'll let everyone know you're on board. 298 00:11:23,482 --> 00:11:27,253 You're kidding, right? Bringing some random girl to Christmas? 299 00:11:27,319 --> 00:11:30,122 She's not random, and I don't know what your problem is. 300 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,791 Uh, my problem is that you're doing it 301 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,092 right in front of our daughter. 302 00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:34,927 I talked to her about it. She's cool. 303 00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,729 Besides, you brought Freddy. 304 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,131 Great party, man. Thanks for having us. 305 00:11:39,198 --> 00:11:40,466 Thank you, Freddy. 306 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,368 I'm glad you both could make it. 307 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:45,471 You think it's a good idea for me to do my magic trick? 308 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,408 No. 309 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,408 It's just that Mrs. Foster is going to early Mass, so... 310 00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,776 No, Freddy. 311 00:11:52,044 --> 00:11:53,245 Stop smiling. 312 00:11:53,312 --> 00:11:54,847 (laughing): I can't. 313 00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:01,420 Al says you want to go caroling? 314 00:12:01,487 --> 00:12:03,756 I did not say that. 315 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:06,425 Okay, that makes more sense. 316 00:12:06,492 --> 00:12:08,727 Where's your sweater? 317 00:12:08,794 --> 00:12:10,763 I didn't want anyone spilling anything on it. 318 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,965 Oh, come on. If you're not gonna wear it for Christmas, 319 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,301 when are you gonna wear it? 320 00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:15,301 I'll find a time. 321 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:17,803 You know, if you don't like it, you can just tell me. 322 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,873 I love it. It's just, do you know how much that thing costs? 323 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,441 Don't worry about it. 324 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:24,110 How can I not worry about it? 325 00:12:24,176 --> 00:12:27,113 I drive three towns over for the cheap gas. 326 00:12:27,179 --> 00:12:29,115 If it's not your thing, it's not your thing. 327 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:30,816 It's not. I mean, 328 00:12:30,883 --> 00:12:33,185 what kind of person wears a sweater that costs so much? 329 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,055 I do. 330 00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,055 Seriously? 331 00:12:36,122 --> 00:12:38,991 What if it shrinks in the dryer? What happens if you get moths? 332 00:12:39,058 --> 00:12:41,827 After you die, does your family fight over it, 333 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,896 or do you bury yourself in it like King Tut? 334 00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,132 Are you done? 335 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:49,034 I'm not trying to offend you, but come on. (chuckles) 336 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:51,370 Well, I am offended. 337 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:54,840 And you don't put it in the dryer. 338 00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,479 Mmm. 339 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,781 You know, Riley's just doing this 340 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,350 to get a rise out of me. (laughs) 341 00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,951 Take it easy on the punch. 342 00:13:06,018 --> 00:13:08,154 It's making you... talk. 343 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:12,158 This is his father's party, and he's ruining it. 344 00:13:12,224 --> 00:13:15,127 He's ruining his father's party. 345 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:18,998 Does anyone feel like caroling? I hear it's fun. 346 00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:22,535 You know, not to mention, he's using that poor girl. 347 00:13:22,601 --> 00:13:24,436 I'm gonna go set him straight. 348 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,438 Don't. 349 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,438 What? 350 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,574 Knock it off. You're embarrassing me. 351 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:32,077 I'm just saying what everyone's thinking. 352 00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:34,113 Are you kidding? You've been throwing a fit 353 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:36,382 since we got here 'cause, what, your ex has a date? 354 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,551 Okay... 355 00:13:36,448 --> 00:13:38,551 I thought you were here with me. 356 00:13:38,617 --> 00:13:41,353 I am. Just sit down. 357 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:44,557 Thank your dad for the nice party. 358 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,863 Hmm. 359 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:54,967 Maybe I will just go caroling by myself. 360 00:13:55,034 --> 00:13:57,403 What the hell is wrong with everyone? 361 00:13:57,469 --> 00:14:00,372 Vanessa, I love you, but the only reason 362 00:14:00,439 --> 00:14:02,274 you're angry is because Riley's happy. 363 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,477 Leave him alone. 364 00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:11,050 (humming "Jingle Bells") 365 00:14:13,252 --> 00:14:15,988 Uh, Mr. Art, you're not wearing your beautiful sweater. 366 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:19,058 It's in my bedroom under the Picasso. 367 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,994 Okay. Where's Lois? 368 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:25,064 I don't know. Probably out buying me a yacht. 369 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:27,600 (phone ringing) 370 00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:29,201 Salaam, Hassina Jaan. 371 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,603 HASSINA: Salaam. 372 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:32,171 How's the Christmas? 373 00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,908 Oh, it is wonderful and magical, and... 374 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:39,311 It is crazy. Everyone is fighting. 375 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,646 So, it's not like in the movies? 376 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,382 No, except for maybe Die Hard. 377 00:14:46,652 --> 00:14:50,089 So how long have you and my dad been... friends? 378 00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:51,991 We've been friends for a couple of years, 379 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:55,494 and "friends" for about a week. 380 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,131 Oh. Hey! 381 00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,401 We out here playing basketball or Barbies? 382 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:05,237 Okay, I see you. 383 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,108 So, what's the plan with you guys? 384 00:15:09,174 --> 00:15:12,177 Man, you really drive to the basket, don't you? 385 00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:13,512 I'm just trying to figure out 386 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,614 whether it's worth learning your last name. 387 00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:21,453 Beat me to 11, maybe I'll tell you. 388 00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,324 Come on. Come on. 389 00:15:31,196 --> 00:15:32,298 Hey. 390 00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,133 Hey. 391 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:36,635 Your party's going great. 392 00:15:36,702 --> 00:15:39,938 I mean, it's usually not the host who leaves early, but... 393 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,312 I don't know what to tell you. 394 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,014 I'm a simple guy. 395 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,483 With a lot of opinions. 396 00:15:49,081 --> 00:15:51,483 (sighs) 397 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:54,586 It's just who I am, and I'm too old to change. 398 00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,288 (chuckles) 399 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:57,690 I don't mind that you have money. 400 00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,725 Y-You obviously do. 401 00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,194 But I earned it, and I want to spend it 402 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:05,297 on things that make me happy, which was you 403 00:16:05,364 --> 00:16:08,233 until two hours ago. 404 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,339 So, what do we do? 405 00:16:13,405 --> 00:16:17,176 Well, first, you apologize for being rude. 406 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,311 I think I did that. 407 00:16:17,242 --> 00:16:19,311 You did not. 408 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:21,680 Oh. 409 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,117 I am so sorry. 410 00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:30,255 And you don't get to make me feel bad for the choices I make. 411 00:16:31,056 --> 00:16:33,625 So, you want me to get my head around the fact 412 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:38,130 that you're rich and sexy and generous? 413 00:16:38,197 --> 00:16:40,699 I'll give it a shot. 414 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,769 You're very brave. 415 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,406 And next year, 416 00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,075 I'll give you those socket wrenches. 417 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:53,779 Next year? I like the sound of that. 418 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,521 Want to stick around for the after-party? 419 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,656 You gonna wear the sweater? 420 00:17:04,723 --> 00:17:06,024 That's all I'm gonna wear. 421 00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:08,127 (laughs) 422 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:17,803 Hey. What are you doing in here? 423 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,439 I drank too much. 424 00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,409 Where's your girlfriend? 425 00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:27,146 She went home. Where's your boyfriend? 426 00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,281 He went home. 427 00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,351 Everyone's pissed at me. 428 00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:34,420 What did I do? 429 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:37,222 (sighs) Well... 430 00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:41,427 you are half in the bag and were rude to everyone at the party. 431 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,396 Kind of stole my move there. 432 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,632 I put up with so much from you. 433 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:49,835 You were a mess for years, and you cheated on me. 434 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,837 You refused to get help. 435 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,373 I'm so mad. 436 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,507 (sighs) 437 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,376 You're right. 438 00:17:57,443 --> 00:18:01,513 I'm sorry. I really am, and I'm working on it. 439 00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:05,818 If you get better, and then she gets you, how is that fair? 440 00:18:05,884 --> 00:18:08,187 Where is that coming from? 441 00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,322 I don't know. 442 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:14,393 Are you saying 443 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,862 you want to give us another chance? 444 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,331 I don't know. 445 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,202 Oh, God. 446 00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:25,537 I hate being the messy one. 447 00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,577 Look, 448 00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,579 what if you're better with Freddy, 449 00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,514 and I'm better with someone else? 450 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,688 Can you just leave me alone? 451 00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:52,598 I'll get you some water, some coffee and a bucket. 452 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:55,100 (groans softly) 453 00:18:52,664 --> 00:18:55,100 Maybe not in that order. 454 00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:06,712 (plays note on pitch pipe) 455 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:10,616 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 456 00:19:10,682 --> 00:19:13,418 ♪ Fa-la, la-la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 457 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,187 ♪ La, la, la ♪ 458 00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:18,690 ♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪ 459 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:22,261 ♪ Fa-la, la-la, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 460 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,695 Do you think they can hear us? 461 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,695 ♪ Don we now our... ♪ 462 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,564 Oh! Oh! 463 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,564 (screaming) 464 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,832 Go! 465 00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,832 (screaming) 466 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,268 Go! Go! 467 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,268 (screaming) 468 00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,470 And Merry Christmas, you son of a... 469 00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:41,813 Captioning sponsored by CBS 470 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,881 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org