1
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Here you go, Hazelnut.

2
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Thanks, Grampy.

3
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Maple syrup?Flying in.

4
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Oh. Jam?

5
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Flying in.

6
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You sure you don't want
a waffle?

7
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No, thank you.
I'm having some mushed banana.

8
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Oh, I used to eat that.

9
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Really?
Yeah.

10
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When I was four weeks old.

11
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Burn.

12
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Your wisdom teeth
still bothering you?

13
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A little.

14
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[groans softly]

15
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Want me to chew this up
and spit it in your mouth

16
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like a baby bird?

17
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You need to go to the dentist
and get those things pulled.

18
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Oh, can I have your teeth?

19
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Why?For the tooth fairy.

20
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Okay. What is she talking about?

21
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When a kid loses their tooth,

22
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they put it under their pillow

23
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and the tooth fairy
leaves them money.

24
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And you believe this is real?

25
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I believe money's real.

26
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Wait a minute, you've been
playing us this whole time?

27
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I'm not playing anyone.

28
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I'm just a wittle girl
who wants a PS5.

29
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♪

30
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♪ Oh!

31
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Why does the dentist
need to know

32
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if my mother has
a history of heart disease?

33
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I don't think she does,
but now I'm worried about it.

34
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Just put "no."
Mm.

35
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Have I ever had
an adverse reaction

36
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to a medical procedure?

37
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Yeah, when you get the bill.

38
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[laughs]

39
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Uh, that's solid,
you can use it.

40
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What are you in for?

41
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Cleaning.
Nice.

42
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I've never had a cavity.

43
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Okay.

44
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Not a brag, just the truth.

45
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Thank you again for
driving me, Mr. Art,

46
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but I could've
done it myself.

47
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Oh, no.

48
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With the drugs you'll be on,

49
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you could get in the wrong cab
and wake up on a park bench

50
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missing a kidney.

51
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That happens?

52
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Heard it on a podcast.

53
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Pretty gruesome stuff.

54
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[chuckles]

55
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I can't feel any of this.

56
00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,694
It feels like
someone else's face.

57
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It's yours.

58
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No, no, touch it.

59
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See? It's weird.

60
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Yeah, it was weird in
the parking lot, it's weird now.

61
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We have to make one stop.

62
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Riley wants me
to pick up beer.

63
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Oh, yes.

64
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The prince needs his beer,

65
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and his butler will
get it for him.

66
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What's that supposed to mean?

67
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Eh, he treats you more like
a servant than a father.

68
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But don't blame yourself,
it's your fault.

69
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Wait, how's it my fault?

70
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You have no authority
in your home

71
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because you allow your children
to walk all over you.

72
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You saying I'm a bad father?

73
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Yes, exactly, thank you.

74
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You are a bad father.

75
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I couldn't remember the word.

76
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They don't walk all over me.

77
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Who?My kids.

78
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Oh, what about them?

79
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Never mind.
Mm.

80
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[rattling]

81
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Oh, my God,
there are teeth in my pocket.

82
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Am I the tooth fairy?

83
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[groans]

84
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Hey, sleepyhead.

85
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How do you feel?

86
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Back to 100%.

87
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Here.

88
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Just wondering,
what'd you say to my dad?

89
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What are you talking about?

90
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He's mad about something.

91
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Really?

92
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Said he wished the doctor sewed
your mouth shut.

93
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Things do get a little hazy
after the waiting room.

94
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You don't remember?

95
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No.

96
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Which is odd, because I have
a very strong brain

97
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thanks to the almonds
my mother gave me every morning.

98
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Baby boy had his first blackout.

99
00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,634
I can't believe
I missed it.

100
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I'd say tell me everything,
but...

101
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What happens in a blackout?

102
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In my experience,
you have a few beers,

103
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then you blink
and it's the next day,

104
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and people are mad
and you might have a new tattoo.

105
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And you get a text
from a strange number

106
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that just says, "Thanks."

107
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[sighs] God knows what I might
have said to your father.

108
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How am I going to show
my face to him?

109
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Well, be a man.

110
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Go face the music while I watch
from a safe distance.

111
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[Al groans quietly]

112
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Hello.

113
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Uh, what are you doing?

114
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Baking a cake.

115
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Good one.

116
00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,959
I'm gonna have
some applesauce.

117
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My gums are a little sore.

118
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Probably from all the flapping
they were doing.

119
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You know what's so funny?
[chuckles softly]

120
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I don't remember
anything we talked about.

121
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You done with this?

122
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Yes, I am quite full.
Thank you.

123
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You don't remember
what you said?

124
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No, I do not.

125
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Let me give you the highlights.
You called me a bad father.

126
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[whistles]

127
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That must be a mistake.

128
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Well, it isn't.

129
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And you said I let my kids walk
all over me.

130
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I-I would never say
anything like that.Well, you did.

131
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Then there's no way
I meant it, Mr. Art.

132
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Oh, you meant it.

133
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You got a hit
of truth serum in you,

134
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and you said
exactly what you think.

135
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Mr. Art, I-I am
so mortified.

136
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I have nothing but
the utmost respect for you,

137
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and I would never...Save it.

138
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This whole "respect your elders"
song and dance,

139
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I'm not buying it.

140
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Why are you smiling?

141
00:06:10,935 --> 00:06:13,416
Sorry.
I'm just happy it's not me.

142
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[groans]

143
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Hey.

144
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Hello, Hazel.

145
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You got those teeth for me?

146
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Oh, right.

147
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I need 'em by lights out.

148
00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:42,880
What you doing?

149
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Hiding.
Been there.

150
00:06:45,535 --> 00:06:47,189
Know what's
a great hiding spot?
Ooh.

151
00:06:47,319 --> 00:06:48,582
Where?

152
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Let's just say,
there's a bag of Oreos

153
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and a juice box
under the bathroom sink.

154
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Hmm.

155
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I don't think
I can fit in there.

156
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Bummer.

157
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Well, when
my report card comes,

158
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you know where to find me.

159
00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:09,472
Why don't you take
a painkiller?

160
00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:11,605
No, I deserve this pain.

161
00:07:11,735 --> 00:07:13,084
[scoffs] Don't feel bad.

162
00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,391
Pissing off Dad is
a rite of passage.

163
00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,566
You're a Dugan now.

164
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Yeah.

165
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When it happens to me, I just
wait for Riley to screw up

166
00:07:20,222 --> 00:07:21,092
and take the heat.

167
00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,529
Oh, I want a brother.

168
00:07:24,574 --> 00:07:27,142
Dinner is served.

169
00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,450
Ribs and corn on the cob?

170
00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,973
He just had dental surgery.

171
00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:34,454
It's okay,
I can lick it.

172
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This is great, Grampy.

173
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Mm-hmm.Thank you.

174
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I enjoyed buying,
cooking it and serving it,

175
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because I'm basically
just a butler around here.

176
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[sighs]

177
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Mr. Art, I-I...

178
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I think this whole thing is
a misunderstanding.

179
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Mm-hmm.You are not a bad father.

180
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You're just an American father,
raising American children

181
00:08:01,524 --> 00:08:03,091
in a permissive Western culture.

182
00:08:03,221 --> 00:08:04,701
Permissive, huh?

183
00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:06,921
Yes, and i-it is just different
than what I am used to,

184
00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,662
because we are taught
to serve and respect elders

185
00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:10,141
without question.

186
00:08:10,272 --> 00:08:12,187
Oh, I see, so it's not me
you disapprove of,

187
00:08:12,317 --> 00:08:13,623
it's my culture.

188
00:08:13,754 --> 00:08:15,495
You know what
I do not disapprove of?

189
00:08:15,625 --> 00:08:17,279
These ribs.

190
00:08:18,846 --> 00:08:21,152
Maybe I don't want my kids
to be afraid of me.

191
00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:24,068
I think it's good that we all
say whatever we think.

192
00:08:24,199 --> 00:08:25,505
Sort of like you
on the goofy juice.

193
00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:26,723
Dad.

194
00:08:26,854 --> 00:08:27,898
I mean, you're living
in my house,

195
00:08:28,029 --> 00:08:29,813
criticizing my country,

196
00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:31,685
coming from a place
where they-they send kids

197
00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:32,990
to work when they're eight.

198
00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:35,166
Those parents are desperate.

199
00:08:35,297 --> 00:08:37,821
That is what 40 years of war
does to a country.

200
00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:40,607
Oh, I suppose that's
America's fault, too?

201
00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:41,738
Don't answer that.

202
00:08:41,869 --> 00:08:43,087
No, I want to hear it.

203
00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:44,524
I want to hear
the actual truth

204
00:08:44,654 --> 00:08:46,221
out of this guy for once.
Sorry, twice.

205
00:08:46,351 --> 00:08:50,051
Fine. Yes.
It is America's fault.

206
00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,748
And China, Pakistan,
Iran, Russia

207
00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,881
for using my country
as a game board.

208
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:55,404
Excuse me.

209
00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:01,323
How can you talk to him
like that?

210
00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,107
Oh, sure, point out
all my faults.

211
00:09:03,238 --> 00:09:05,109
I'll start:
I have a bad temper.

212
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,721
You're embarrassing yourself.

213
00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,462
See ya.

214
00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:17,078
I don't think I was supposed
to hear any of that.

215
00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,219
What are you doing?

216
00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:29,786
Unburdening your father.

217
00:09:29,917 --> 00:09:31,179
Man, you know he didn't mean it.

218
00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:35,096
The worst insult
to an Afghan man

219
00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,358
is to invite him to your house

220
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,055
and then tell him
he is a burden.

221
00:09:38,186 --> 00:09:41,145
Thought the worst insult was
calling someone a pimp.

222
00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,190
It is.

223
00:09:42,320 --> 00:09:43,365
And a dog.

224
00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,975
We have more than one insult.

225
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,629
It's a rich culture.

226
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,501
I can't stay here.

227
00:09:49,632 --> 00:09:51,199
Okay.

228
00:09:56,465 --> 00:09:57,335
What are you doing?

229
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,728
I'm coming with you.

230
00:09:58,859 --> 00:09:59,903
No, no, no, no, no.
You can't do that.

231
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,513
Why not?

232
00:10:01,644 --> 00:10:02,776
Because if it is a choice
between me and your family,

233
00:10:02,906 --> 00:10:04,560
you should always choose
your family.

234
00:10:06,431 --> 00:10:07,563
You are family.

235
00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,785
Besides, I'm older than you,
so you have to do as I say.

236
00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:14,048
Mm, we don't know for sure
that you're older

237
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:15,440
because I don't know
my birthday.

238
00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,529
Well, you look like
a 12-year-old

239
00:10:17,660 --> 00:10:19,096
who had a growth spurt
over the summer.

240
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,532
And you look like Superman

241
00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,491
if his special power was
drinking too much.

242
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,319
Wow.

243
00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:26,016
Your culture is good at insults.

244
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,847
ANNOUNCER [on TV]:
But thermal expansion

245
00:10:30,978 --> 00:10:32,240
is not just affecting humans...

246
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:33,589
What you watching?

247
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,722
Documentary
about climate change.

248
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:36,897
Can't find the remote?

249
00:10:37,027 --> 00:10:38,072
Nope.

250
00:10:39,551 --> 00:10:40,509
Mind if I join you?

251
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,945
Sure.

252
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:44,208
It's a free country,
unlike Afghanistan.

253
00:10:44,339 --> 00:10:46,210
Oh, good, you've moved on.

254
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:48,735
I mean, the guy tells me
how to be a parent.

255
00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:49,997
He doesn't even have kids.

256
00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,912
You're not a quarterback,

257
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:54,436
but you're always yelling
at the TV, "Throw it."

258
00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:56,351
Well, Baker Mayfield doesn't
live with me.

259
00:10:56,481 --> 00:10:57,657
And if he did, I'd show him

260
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,006
how to beat
the freaking Steelers.

261
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:03,010
Ugh. Climate change.

262
00:11:03,140 --> 00:11:04,228
Want to watch?

263
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,187
Oh, no, I get it.
We're doomed.

264
00:11:06,317 --> 00:11:07,667
Yeah, sorry, kiddo.

265
00:11:07,797 --> 00:11:08,798
Add it to the list
of things I screwed up.

266
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,540
Yeah, I'm gonna wait for Mom
outside.

267
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,768
Are you sure we don't
want to go to a motel?[scoffs]

268
00:11:21,898 --> 00:11:24,205
Wow, I remember when
you could lean against a rock

269
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,772
and sleep standing up.

270
00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,251
Now you want to hang out
in a motel

271
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,644
like The Great Gatsby.

272
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,298
There is no way
you read that book.

273
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:31,778
They made it into a book?

274
00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:35,607
Come on, man, we finally get
to use our sweet gear.

275
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,131
We got headlamps, camp stove.

276
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,742
Oh, bro, look at this.
Look at this, look at this.

277
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:42,571
It's a cup.
Where'd it go?

278
00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:44,355
Oh, there it is again.

279
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:45,966
You cannot do that in a motel.

280
00:11:46,096 --> 00:11:48,359
You absolutely could.

281
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,535
You and I have had fun
roughing it

282
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,407
in way worse places than this.

283
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,148
True.

284
00:11:54,278 --> 00:11:55,845
And if it gets cold,
we can always build a sandali.

285
00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,891
That's the spirit.

286
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:00,763
What's a sandali?

287
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,548
Oh, you put a pot of hot coal
under a low table

288
00:12:03,679 --> 00:12:05,942
and cover it with a blanket,
then you get under the blanket.

289
00:12:06,073 --> 00:12:07,683
It is the warmest thing
in the world.

290
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,903
How do you not die
of carbon monoxide poisoning?

291
00:12:10,033 --> 00:12:12,862
Sometimes you do,
but it is a very cozy way to go.

292
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,605
You guys are running
away from home?

293
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,737
Are you ten?

294
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:19,216
How did you find us?

295
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,002
With my eyeballs,
you're across the street.

296
00:12:23,003 --> 00:12:24,831
I can't live
in your father's house anymore.

297
00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:27,007
So you decided
to build a fort?

298
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:30,401
Should I even be here?
Are girls allowed?

299
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,926
This is a serious thing.

300
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,102
He insulted Al and his country.

301
00:12:35,232 --> 00:12:36,103
LIZZIE:Look,

302
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:38,322
what Dad said is not cool,

303
00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:40,934
but he is a very stubborn man,
and if you don't apologize,

304
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:42,631
we're gonna have
another Uncle Charlie.

305
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,198
Uncle Charlie?

306
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,287
Dad and his brother had a fight
15 years ago,

307
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,767
and they haven't spoken since.

308
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,246
Oh, what was the fight about?

309
00:12:49,377 --> 00:12:50,857
How to pronounce "wheelbarrow."

310
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,597
Isn't it "wheelbarrel"?

311
00:12:52,728 --> 00:12:55,078
That's how it started.

312
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,037
Just come in the house.

313
00:12:57,167 --> 00:13:00,344
Send Dad out here to apologize
and we'll come in.

314
00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:02,433
And give him his remote.

315
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:04,000
[gasps]

316
00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:07,090
Al, aren't you
the reasonable one?

317
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:08,788
Mr. Art doesn't want me there.

318
00:13:08,918 --> 00:13:10,833
[scoffs] He doesn't want
any of us there.
No.

319
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:14,402
His respect for me
has collapsed like a cup.

320
00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:16,839
[groans]

321
00:13:16,970 --> 00:13:18,798
I wish I lived with girls.

322
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,980
So, you're sure you don't
want to do a motel?

323
00:13:32,681 --> 00:13:34,857
What are you doing out here?

324
00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:36,685
Your brother's a piece of work.

325
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,948
Oh, drinking.

326
00:13:39,079 --> 00:13:42,386
He sided with Al instead of
his own father.

327
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,911
Maybe I did screw him up.

328
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:47,435
Al's wrong.

329
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:48,915
Is he?

330
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,699
Ain't been wrong
about nothing yet.

331
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,353
Kid's a damn genius.

332
00:13:52,483 --> 00:13:54,659
Come on, nobody walks
all over you.

333
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,531
You're a total hard-ass.

334
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:58,141
In high school, I hated you.

335
00:13:58,272 --> 00:14:00,840
Eh, you're just saying
what I want to hear.

336
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,235
Come on, you're a great dad.

337
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,542
No, I failed you.

338
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,372
I'm the reason you are...

339
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,678
how you are.

340
00:14:13,809 --> 00:14:16,116
I like who I am.

341
00:14:16,246 --> 00:14:17,508
No, you don't.

342
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,336
Look at that hair.

343
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:21,730
Am I talking to my daughter
or a damn peacock?

344
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,168
Okay, I chose these colors
myself.

345
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:27,301
Stop rubbing it in.

346
00:14:35,222 --> 00:14:36,832
This reminds me of
those nights on watch

347
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,095
where the choice was
talk to you or die of boredom.

348
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,967
[chuckles]

349
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,577
Yeah, remember that time
we spent the whole night

350
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:44,666
listing all the foods
we'd eaten?Oh, yes.

351
00:14:44,796 --> 00:14:46,102
Apples, apricots...

352
00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:47,887
Okay.
We don't have to do it again.

353
00:14:49,497 --> 00:14:51,151
Do you think your father
will ever forgive me?

354
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:52,282
Forgive you?

355
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:53,849
He was a total ass.

356
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,198
Ah, don't say that
about him.
It's true.

357
00:14:55,329 --> 00:14:56,286
It doesn't matter.

358
00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:57,809
So, seriously, you think just

359
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:58,767
'cause he's the oldest person
in our house

360
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,247
he can never be wrong?

361
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,726
Well, even if he is,
you don't bring it up.

362
00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,251
That makes no sense to me.

363
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,905
When you were in the Marines,

364
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,558
did you ever tell
a general he was wrong?

365
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,169
Once.

366
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:11,693
I politely noted we were driving
in the wrong direction.

367
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:13,173
Hmm. And what happened?

368
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,696
Uh, he couldn't hear me.
I said it really quietly.

369
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:16,393
[both chuckle]

370
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,703
You never had a fight
with your dad?

371
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,923
No, I-I would never.

372
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,839
But I was also very young
when he died.

373
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,713
That is why
this is so hard.

374
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:35,064
Mr. Art is the closest thing
to a father I have.

375
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:37,153
Ugh. You and me both.

376
00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:39,155
[chuckles]

377
00:15:39,286 --> 00:15:41,114
[sighs]

378
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:43,246
I feel awful
for driving a wedge

379
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,118
between a son
and his father.
Oh, stop.

380
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,858
I never thought I would
become a home-wrecker.

381
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,165
Mm, home-wrecker means
something completely different.

382
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:51,515
Don't ask me how I know.

383
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,651
Bananas...

384
00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,218
blueberries...

385
00:15:58,348 --> 00:15:59,654
RILEY:
Corn.

386
00:16:02,787 --> 00:16:04,137
[indistinct chatter over TV]

387
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,312
[door opens]

388
00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,357
Dad. Dad, wake up.
What? What?

389
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,924
Lizzie got in a car crash.What?

390
00:16:09,055 --> 00:16:10,317
She's in the hospital.Is she okay?

391
00:16:10,447 --> 00:16:12,101
I don't know. Come on.

392
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:14,538
Uh, Mr. Art,
I hope you can forgi--Not now.

393
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:23,504
I'll go back and find a nurse.

394
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,766
Okay.

395
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,724
Hello, anybody work here?

396
00:16:26,855 --> 00:16:28,988
[siren blaring in distance]

397
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,177
Mr. Art, again,
I wanted to say--
Can we not?

398
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:47,832
I have to.

399
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,532
This is all my fault.

400
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,186
If I had never opened my mouth,

401
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,057
we would never have been
in a fight.

402
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,537
You would not be drinking.

403
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,539
She would not have left.

404
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,193
This all started with me.

405
00:17:00,323 --> 00:17:02,108
Started long before
you showed up.

406
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,587
Oh, Mr. Art,

407
00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,459
you could not be further away
from a bad father.

408
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,287
I said what I said
when I was on drugs.

409
00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:08,984
Who cares?

410
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:10,725
It's the truth.

411
00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:14,903
When Lizzie wanted to move
back home, I let her.

412
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:18,037
Maybe I should have
made her go to school.

413
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:21,214
And everything with Riley...
[scoffs]

414
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,216
I mean, I pushed him
into the Marines

415
00:17:23,346 --> 00:17:25,566
since the day he was born.

416
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:28,569
He enlisted during a war,
and all I could think of was,

417
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:31,572
"Damn, that kid's brave."

418
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:35,532
I had no idea.

419
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:43,062
The years I spent with Riley,

420
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:46,761
I don't remember a single time
he blamed you for anything.

421
00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,721
And when he talked about you,

422
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:54,421
he spoke with so much love
and respect.

423
00:17:57,032 --> 00:17:59,513
I also feel that way about you.

424
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,300
I know.

425
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:07,825
She's okay.

426
00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,089
Just dislocated her shoulder
and banged her head.

427
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:11,568
Oh, thank God.

428
00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:14,441
You guys made up?

429
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:17,922
All right, then,

430
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:19,185
here's your remote.

431
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:21,622
Son of a bitch.

432
00:18:21,752 --> 00:18:25,104
When you apologize to me,
you get the batteries.[chuckles]

433
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:29,108
You never take
a man's remote.

434
00:18:39,074 --> 00:18:41,032
You in pain?
Yeah.

435
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,817
I was talking to her.

436
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:47,213
Two aspirin for you,
and two aspirin for you.

437
00:18:47,343 --> 00:18:48,736
Thank you.

438
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:50,477
Hmm.

439
00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,612
[groans] You know,
the second you feel better,

440
00:18:55,743 --> 00:18:57,701
I'm-a yell at you
for being so stupid.

441
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,921
Cool.

442
00:19:00,051 --> 00:19:01,575
I mean, texting and driving?

443
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:03,011
You said you were gonna wait.

444
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,447
Oh, I am.

445
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:07,668
Here you go, Dad.
Eat up.

446
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,713
Thanks, son.

447
00:19:12,629 --> 00:19:15,589
Mom says it only works
with your own teeth.

448
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,206
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