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You have really
beautiful hair.

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Hmm. Thank you.

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She says that to everybody.

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Hazel.

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Is that true?

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Yeah.

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So, Al, what do we want today?

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High and tight.[buzzing]

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Take me 90 seconds.

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No.

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Just a little off
the top, please.

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I want to look nice for
my first day at school.

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Don't commit
to a friend group too early.

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Shop around. Have fun with it.

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I never got the chance to go
to college in Afghanistan.

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I started working
for the Marines after grade 12.

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Oh, that's my plan.

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AL:
Hazel Jaan,

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you should never
stop learning.

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Education is
a privilege.

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For me, going to college
is a second chance.

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Are you nervous
it'll be too hard?

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Please, I have read more books
than the hairs on your head.

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I read 30 news articles
every day.

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I love to learn.

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Ugh, if you were in my class,

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we would not be friends.[chuckles]

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♪

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♪ Oh!

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Okay. I'd like to start
by saying I recently published

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a book on reverse psychology.

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Please don't buy it!

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I'm kidding, of course.
[chuckles]

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I assume everybody
has downloaded

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and read the articles
off the student portal?

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We will talk about all those
in a moment...Excuse me.

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Do you know
what a portal is?

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It's a website where
they post the readings

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and the syllabus and stuff.

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What is a syllabus?

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Do you mind?

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I'm trying to watch this.

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Gentlemen,
am I interrupting something?

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Not for me.

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But he is watching
the hockey game.

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This is lovely.

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Yeah, it's
finally cool enough

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to turn on the fire pit
and not sweat. [chuckles]

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I'm 50. Speak
for yourself.

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Thanks for making dinner.

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Mm. It's my pleasure.

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You know, maybe we should do
something special

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one of these nights.

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Maybe go out for a steak?

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That sounds fun.

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You know where they make
a hell of a tomahawk chop?

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Donahue's.

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[inhales]
Ugh.

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You don't like Donahue's?

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I don't like Donahue.

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What?

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Jimmy "the Arm" Donahue?

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Led the Big Ten in passing
in '91,

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got Ohio State
to the Hall of Fame Bowl.

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That guy is a legend.

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That guy is my ex-husband.

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Seriously?

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There was a marriage, kids,
divorce, the whole thing.

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Had a, uh...

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framed poster of him
in the garage.

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Okay.

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He signed it.

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Maybe we should go
somewhere else.

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Great.

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You didn't date
the Burger King, did you?

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No, but in college,

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I experimented
with the Dairy Queen.

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I want to hear that story.[chuckles]

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ANNOUNCER:
Donahue drops back to pass.

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He evades a tackle. And another!

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Wow! Somebody hold
my cigarette--

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this guy's going all the way!

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What's this?

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Hall of Fame Bowl.

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The ten, the five.

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Touchdown!
Donahue does it again!

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[cheering]Ha.

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You reliving
good memories?

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I wish.

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Jimmy Donahue is
Lois' ex-husband.

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No.

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That guy
was a beast.

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Oh, thanks.

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So if you marry Lois,

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he'll be, like...

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my Uncle Jimmy?

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Do you have any idea
how families work?

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You must be
a little intimidated.

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[scoffs]

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I'm a lot intimidated.

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Does Lizzie know?No.

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Ooh, she's about to.

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[keys jangling]

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Hello.

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Good. A different person.[door closes]

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How was class?

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Fine.

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Fine? That's it?

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Excuse me. I am very tired
and have a lot of homework.

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Hmm. He seems bummed.

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Yeah. I think I should go
make sure he's okay.

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But then there'd be
nobody here to tease you.

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Tag.

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You must be
a little intimidated.

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I made you some tea.

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Ah. Thank you.Yeah.

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Riley, do you know how
to write a bibliography?

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Look at my abs.

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What do you think?

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Just ask your professor.

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Listen to yourself.
"Ask the professor."

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What's the big deal?

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You're paying for the class.

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Isn't it his job to help you?

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You mean "Brett"?

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Can you believe they call
him by his first name?

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Back home, if I disrespected
a teacher like that,

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I would be kicked
out of school.

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I'm not sure
you can get kicked out

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of community college.[sighs]

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I used to think my
English was very good.

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But there are so many words
I have never heard of.

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Look at this one.

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Uh, "cohg-nie-zant"?

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It's pronounced "cognizant."

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Okay. What does it mean?

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I can't do
all your work for you.

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Oh, you're up early.

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[yawns]

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Never went
to sleep.

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What's the problem?Ten years

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of conversational English
with U.S. Marines

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did not give me
the most useful vocabulary.

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Mm, depends where you live.

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In prison, you're set.

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Yes. I know many ways
of implying

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a man's mother has loose morals,

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but none of them appear
in the work of Carl Jung.

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Why don't you take the day off?

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Get some rest.

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No. I need that job to
send money to my family,

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and I need this education to
be able to get a better job.

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Otherwise,
I will end up like you.

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Zing!

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Sorry, Riley.

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I'm just very tired.

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You want a cup of coffee?

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I am fearful for my future,

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but not enough to
become a drug addict.

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[chuckles]

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How you doing?
You okay?

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Yeah. Why?

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Oh, yeah. That makes sense.

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You still obsessing
over Lois' ex?

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Sheesh. You
don't understand.

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I went to those games.

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I cheered for that guy.

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Hell, you were conceived during
halftime of the Penn State game.

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A story no one is asking for.

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I mean, how can I measure
up to a guy like that?

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It's not
a competition.

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Oh, you're such a girl.

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You know, with your mom,
if we ever got in a fight,

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I could say, "Like
you could do better."

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I can't say that with Lois.

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She's got ten photo albums
to prove otherwise.

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And ESPN Classic.

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Hey.

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Why don't you go take a nap
in the truck?

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All right? I'll demo the wall.

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You think I can't do it?

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That's exactly what I think.Mm.

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I am fine.

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No, come on.

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Al, hold on, hold on.

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Riley, I am not a child.
I can do this.

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Okay,

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wrong wall.

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I know.

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Hey, Dad,
did your tattoos hurt?

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Why?

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No reason.

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How much do they cost?

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I failed my first test.

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Join the club.

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My professor says
I didn't answer the question.

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But, look, I filled
the front and back.

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The only thing I understand
on this is the "F."

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You know, if you draw a three
over it, it becomes a "B."

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What?Like you've never done it.

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He asked us to apply one
of Sigmund Freud's theories

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to our personal lives.

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So I listed
all of the theories,

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but my personal life
is none of his business.

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All right.
Just go to his office,

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tell him you didn't
understand the question

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and ask for a redo.

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No. The one time in my life
I did go to my teacher,

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he thought
I was being difficult.

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I had to stand in the corner
with my shoe in my mouth.

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[chuckles]

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Hmm?
It's a funny image.

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Professor Williams?

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That's right.

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Can I talk to you for a sec?

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Of course. My door
is always open.

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And that's not a metaphor.
I am required to keep it open.

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I don't even know
why I have one.

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Um, look, I'm not in your class,
but my buddy is.

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Awalmir Karimi.

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Oh, yeah.

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The guy who calls me
by my full name.

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I kind of like that.

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Yeah, the thing is, um,

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he hasn't lived in this country
very long,

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and taking your class
is really discouraging him.

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Oh, no. Did-did I say something
culturally insensitive?

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I-I will apologize.

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In fact, he can write
the apology and I will sign it.

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Unless that's making the victim
do the work of educating me,

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which is not okay.

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[groans]

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No, it's just that English
is not his first language.

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He was actually my interpreter,

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embedded with us Marines.

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Thank you for your service.

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Right.

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Anyway,
maybe you could just cut him

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a little break on his grades?

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Like that quiz
you guys just did.

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Done. Yeah, I am not losing
another job over this crap.

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Yeah, this important dialogue

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that we are all having...
[sniffs]

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as a nation.

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Thank you for bringing
this to my attention.

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And, of course...

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for all the freedom.

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Wait.

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I should say that standing up.

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Thank you for bringing
this to my attention

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and, of course...

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for all the freedom.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Sh-- Is this...?

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[chuckles]
It's-- It's all-- It's okay.

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All right. Mm.

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Okay, go to the top where
it says "My Student Portal."

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Uh...

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There.

259
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:03,515
Not there. Ugh, please
just let me do this for you!

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00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:08,085
If you do it for me,
I will never learn.

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00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,479
It is possible
you're too old for this.

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Okay, here it is.

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My Student Portal.

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So I fill in my email.

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Now I have to make a password.
[inhales]

266
00:10:23,884 --> 00:10:26,016
[grunts softly]

267
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:28,540
Come on, I know you're
gonna put "Toyota Corolla."

268
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:36,287
Now I need security questions.

269
00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,855
Uh, "What street
did you grow up on?"

270
00:10:38,899 --> 00:10:42,946
"The one behind
the butcher."

271
00:10:42,990 --> 00:10:44,687
"What was
your high school mascot?"

272
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:46,123
What does that mean?

273
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:47,908
You know, when the least
popular kid in school

274
00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,387
dresses up like a squirrel.

275
00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,651
"Squirrel."

276
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,304
Oh! I'm in.

277
00:10:53,348 --> 00:10:55,045
What are you guys
looking at?

278
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:57,613
Oh, just teaching Hazel how
to use my college website.

279
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,920
I'm gonna let that one go.

280
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,706
Okay, here are your classes.

281
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,316
Here are your assignments,

282
00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:07,275
your syllabus and your grades.

283
00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,494
Now, remember,
whatever grades you get,

284
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:12,062
as long as you tried your
hardest, we're proud of you.

285
00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:15,587
That is a lie.A big one.
I hear it all the time.

286
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:19,504
Huh. Why does it say I got
an "A" in my psychology quiz?

287
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:22,507
'Cause your best friend went in
and talked to your professor.

288
00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,813
How come you
never do that for me?

289
00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:24,901
I'm afraid of your mother.

290
00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,687
You had no business.

291
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,210
You wouldn't, so I did.

292
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,038
You also didn't say thank you.
So I'll do it.

293
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,953
"Thank you, Riley."
No problem, Al.

294
00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:36,870
Friends don't meddle in each
other's personal business.

295
00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:39,133
Are you kidding?
That's literally all you do.

296
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,874
What did you tell him? Hmm?

297
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:43,746
That I am some sad immigrant
who needs extra help?

298
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,966
I did not say "sad."

299
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:49,099
Riley, you have humiliated me
in front of the professor.

300
00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:52,059
Who, Brett?
Nah, man, Brett's chill.

301
00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,365
As if I didn't have
enough on my plate,

302
00:11:54,409 --> 00:11:56,977
now I have to go back and
apologize for your behavior.

303
00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,761
Relax. Everything's fixed now.

304
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,371
Hey, high five.

305
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,244
All right.

306
00:12:11,643 --> 00:12:12,906
Don't hold back.

307
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,124
If it doesn't look
good, get rid of it.

308
00:12:14,168 --> 00:12:16,344
You won't hurt my feelings.

309
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,131
Why do you still have
all these old uniforms?

310
00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:22,742
Are you starting a museum?

311
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,482
Or a militia?

312
00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,876
Hey, a Marine never gets rid
of his dress blues.

313
00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,792
He gets them pressed
and dry-cleaned once a year.

314
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,402
More often
if that Marine has a coupon.

315
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,362
Okay, and what is
this section here,

316
00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,582
the gift shop
at the Honolulu Airport?

317
00:12:37,626 --> 00:12:39,193
Are you gonna help me or not?

318
00:12:39,236 --> 00:12:41,064
You don't need any help.
Lois has never had a problem

319
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,413
with the way you look.

320
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,894
She probably likes
your big round head.

321
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,243
Thanks.

322
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,030
Besides, Marine beats
football player any day.

323
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,422
Oh,
she's right.

324
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:52,815
I mean,
if Jimmy lost a game, who cares?

325
00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:54,730
But if you lost Grenada...

326
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:58,299
I don't know.
Something might've happened.

327
00:12:58,342 --> 00:12:59,691
Communism.

328
00:12:59,735 --> 00:13:01,476
We'd be waiting in
line for blue jeans.

329
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,956
Exactly.

330
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,132
Hazel's right.

331
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:07,047
Once a Marine, always a Marine.

332
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,572
Now, you hold
your big round head up

333
00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:11,921
and you get out there

334
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,836
and you have
the greatest date of your life.

335
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,098
It's not till Tuesday.

336
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,057
Then we will do this again
on Tuesday.

337
00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:23,106
Hello,
Professor Brett Williams.

338
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:24,891
I'm here to talk about my grade.Hold on.

339
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:27,284
Do you mind if I record
this conversation?

340
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:28,808
I'll send you a copy.

341
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:30,766
Okay.

342
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,812
Awalmir Karimi,

343
00:13:32,855 --> 00:13:34,639
what can I do for you at...

344
00:13:34,683 --> 00:13:37,381
5:26 on a Tuesday?

345
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:38,600
I know you are
a busy person.

346
00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,863
I don't want
to waste your time.

347
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:43,213
But I must apologize
for my friend Riley,

348
00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,694
and I want you
to take the "A" back.

349
00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,000
[exhales]

350
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:49,002
What grade
would you prefer?

351
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:52,570
I'm gonna say them all
and you just drop a pencil.

352
00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:55,008
I want a grade that I deserve.

353
00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:56,357
I gave you that,

354
00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,099
and you sent Captain
America to see me.

355
00:13:59,142 --> 00:14:01,492
I did not ask him
to bother you.

356
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:04,582
I told him I was struggling in
class, and he decided to help.

357
00:14:04,626 --> 00:14:07,063
But I don't want
anybody's help.

358
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,761
How long has your friend
been out of the service?

359
00:14:09,805 --> 00:14:11,372
Three years.

360
00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,201
Well, I'm not surprised he's
trying to fix your problems.

361
00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:17,117
A lot of veterans are wired
to be mission-oriented.

362
00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:18,509
Huh.

363
00:14:18,553 --> 00:14:21,077
Once a week,
he organizes my closet.

364
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:23,253
Mm-hmm. It's really hard
when the people back at home

365
00:14:23,297 --> 00:14:25,777
have learned to
operate on their own.

366
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,431
It's a big strain
on relationships,

367
00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:29,172
marriages in particular.

368
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,522
He ishaving problems
with his marriage.

369
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,350
You should be a professor
of guessing.

370
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,786
[chuckles]

371
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:37,137
It's not guessing--
it's psychology.

372
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,878
Okay, it's a little guessing,

373
00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:42,577
but this entire field is devoted
to trying to understand

374
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:46,494
why people behave in certain
ways in order to help them.

375
00:14:46,537 --> 00:14:48,148
Ah. Well, thank you.

376
00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:50,628
This has been
very helpful, Professor.

377
00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,456
Well, come by anytime.

378
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,069
The views expressed here
are my own

379
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,201
and do not represent
Eastmoor Community College

380
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,681
or Princeton University,

381
00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,814
towards which I hold
no ill will.

382
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:08,124
So I could just drive
to North Dakota

383
00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:11,998
and, bippity-boom, I will have
visited all the lower 48 states,

384
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:15,392
which I think we can both agree
is quite an accomplishment.

385
00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:18,395
Art.
What?

386
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:19,614
What's going on?

387
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:20,876
[chuckles]:
What do you mean?

388
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,225
So far tonight,
you've told me

389
00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,967
how you were
a highly decorated Eagle Scout,

390
00:15:25,011 --> 00:15:28,101
how a cop chased you on the
interstate but you outran him

391
00:15:28,144 --> 00:15:29,406
and-- my favorite--

392
00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:31,887
you used to have hair
like Jon Bon Jovi.

393
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,107
I did.

394
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,587
Art.

395
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:39,286
[sighs]
Okay.

396
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:43,290
I just can't stop thinking
you can do better than me.

397
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:44,726
Hell, you have.

398
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:45,988
You mean Jimmy?

399
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,469
He's only been to,
like, 30 states.

400
00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:50,340
Not funny.

401
00:15:51,341 --> 00:15:53,169
If you want me to make a list
of all the things wrong

402
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:54,954
with Jimmy "the Arm" Donahue,

403
00:15:54,997 --> 00:15:57,260
I'm gonna need
a long piece of paper.

404
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,393
That's why I left him.

405
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,353
But you loved your wife.

406
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:06,617
The only reason you're not
with her is because she died.

407
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:09,359
You think that doesn't
make me insecure?

408
00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,971
I never thought of it like that.

409
00:16:12,014 --> 00:16:13,233
You're kind,

410
00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,582
you're funny,

411
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:15,975
you're good-looking.

412
00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,454
And I know
you're not gonna believe me,

413
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,108
but that steak
you cooked the other night

414
00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:21,328
could put Jimmy out
of business.

415
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:23,025
Really?

416
00:16:23,069 --> 00:16:24,940
Really.

417
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,594
I mean, I hope you don't
put him out of business.

418
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:27,943
I own half of it.

419
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,428
Something wrong
with the lawn mower?

420
00:16:34,471 --> 00:16:36,212
Nah, just making it better.

421
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:39,259
Interesting.

422
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:42,218
I went and talked to
Professor Brett Williams.

423
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,785
He's giving me
my "F" back.

424
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,134
Well, as long
as you tried your hardest,

425
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,657
we're proud of you.

426
00:16:48,616 --> 00:16:50,096
Look, man, I'm, uh...

427
00:16:50,139 --> 00:16:51,532
sorry I pissed you off.

428
00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,403
I was just trying to help.

429
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:54,796
Actually, I wanted to thank you.

430
00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,015
You were right.
I was being stubborn

431
00:16:56,058 --> 00:16:57,538
about talking to the professor.

432
00:16:57,581 --> 00:17:00,193
Teachers here are very friendly.

433
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,499
Nervous, but friendly.

434
00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:05,198
So, Riley...[grunts]

435
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,590
I've been thinking
about something.

436
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:08,244
Yeah? What's that?

437
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:10,681
In Afghanistan, you
were a leader of men.

438
00:17:10,725 --> 00:17:13,162
But here, you have
no men to lead.

439
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,077
What is that like?

440
00:17:16,165 --> 00:17:17,688
What?Whatever pops
in your head.

441
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,299
There are no
wrong answers.

442
00:17:20,691 --> 00:17:21,910
It's weird.

443
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:23,694
I was commanding a squad.
Now I'm not.

444
00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:24,913
Mm.

445
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,784
So you want to do more.

446
00:17:26,828 --> 00:17:28,177
You want to help people.

447
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,961
You want to help me.

448
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:31,659
How does that
make you feel?

449
00:17:31,702 --> 00:17:33,835
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are
we talking about my feelings?

450
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,358
As a student
of psychology,

451
00:17:35,402 --> 00:17:37,273
it is my job to understand
people's behavior

452
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:38,796
in order to help them.

453
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:40,233
I don't need you to help me.

454
00:17:40,276 --> 00:17:41,756
I hear you.

455
00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:44,063
Go on.You go on.

456
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:45,716
Eh, it's okay.

457
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,196
We know about veterans.

458
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,980
We've done studies.

459
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,721
I'm not doing this.

460
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,114
We are not doing anything.

461
00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:53,768
Certainly,
I'm not a psychologist.

462
00:17:53,811 --> 00:17:55,422
You've been to one class
and got an "F."

463
00:17:55,465 --> 00:17:57,206
But the way I see it,

464
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:59,121
this needing
to be needed

465
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:01,732
is part of your earliest
tensions with Vanessa.

466
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,866
Didn't you tell me
that you two used to argue

467
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,215
about how she mowed
the lawn?

468
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,260
She always went
the same direction.

469
00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:09,000
She was making ruts.Hmm.

470
00:18:09,044 --> 00:18:11,525
But you have to ask, is there
any way she could have done it

471
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:12,961
that would have made you happy?

472
00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:14,484
She could've done it my way.

473
00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:16,269
Would that have
been better?
Yes.

474
00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:18,314
Would it?
Yes.

475
00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:22,710
But would it?

476
00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:28,107
I'm proud of the progress
we made here today!

477
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,073
Hey.

478
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,248
Hey.

479
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,597
What's going on?I just wondered

480
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,686
if I could maybe
borrow the lawn mower.

481
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,993
Ours doesn't work
for some reason.

482
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,822
Yeah, it's in the garage.

483
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:48,953
Thanks.Mm-hmm.

484
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,392
Hey, Vanessa.

485
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:54,350
[sighs]
What?

486
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,613
Remember when I got back,
I used to get mad at you

487
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,615
for mowing the lawn
and making ruts?

488
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,269
Yeah.

489
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,576
What I should've said was

490
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,144
"Thank you for mowing the lawn."

491
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,059
Oh.

492
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,670
Okay.

493
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:14,109
And if you ever want me
to, you know, help out,

494
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,806
it's still our house. I'm...

495
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,069
more than happy
to mow the lawn.

496
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,159
I appreciate it, but...

497
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,465
I kind of like
doing it myself.

498
00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,641
Cool.

499
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,165
And as a hairdresser,

500
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,557
it's kind of nice
to be cutting something

501
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:28,645
that doesn't talk back.

502
00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:29,864
[laughs]

503
00:19:29,907 --> 00:19:31,474
[chuckles]

504
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:34,085
All right. I'll just
grab the mower then.

505
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:38,525
Do you want
any help?

506
00:19:40,135 --> 00:19:42,964
No. I got it.

507
00:20:03,158 --> 00:20:04,464
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