1 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:05,405 Okay, so what kind of job are you looking for? 2 00:00:05,472 --> 00:00:08,608 A job where I can make a lot of money in a short amount of time. 3 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:10,210 There's a kid on YouTube who makes 4 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:12,178 a million bucks a year opening toys. 5 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:12,946 I could do that. 6 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,447 I would do it for half a million. 7 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:15,482 You're looking for another job? 8 00:00:15,548 --> 00:00:16,549 You already got three. 9 00:00:16,616 --> 00:00:17,684 Yes, but I need more money 10 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,352 for my sister in Turkey. 11 00:00:19,419 --> 00:00:20,720 She left Afghanistan with nothing. 12 00:00:20,787 --> 00:00:22,789 What about prison guard? 13 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,024 Oh, a friend of mine does that at Franklin County. 14 00:00:25,091 --> 00:00:26,760 A friend of mine is locked up at Franklin County. 15 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,962 What are the odds? 16 00:00:26,826 --> 00:00:28,962 High. 17 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,297 What's a repo man? 18 00:00:31,364 --> 00:00:33,400 Oh, that's when you go around and take people's cars 19 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:34,768 because they didn't pay. 20 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,203 It's like if Robin Hood was kind of a dick. 21 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:39,606 Oh, it says they specifically want people 22 00:00:39,672 --> 00:00:41,241 with military experience. 23 00:00:41,307 --> 00:00:42,776 Riley, we could do this. 24 00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:45,512 Hold on, guys, don't make any... 25 00:00:42,842 --> 00:00:45,512 I'm in! 26 00:00:45,578 --> 00:00:47,147 AL: Yes! 27 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:48,381 Are you sure? 28 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,483 People are gonna be pissed when you try to take their car. 29 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,285 Have you ever driven PostMates? 30 00:00:52,352 --> 00:00:54,721 Let me tell you, people are mad all the time. 31 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,557 When you get ice cream delivered, it is going to melt. 32 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:59,826 Yell at science. 33 00:01:00,660 --> 00:01:01,694 ♪ ♪ 34 00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:02,762 ♪ Oh! ♪ 35 00:01:12,605 --> 00:01:14,107 Okay, I am ready. 36 00:01:14,174 --> 00:01:16,242 Hang on. Hazel, brief him on the scenario. 37 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,745 This deadbeat hasn't made a car payment in four months. 38 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:21,214 He blew all his money on video games and candy. 39 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,183 (chuckles) 40 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,183 You have ten seconds. 41 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:24,651 Go! 42 00:01:24,717 --> 00:01:27,287 Uh-oh, the guy's looking out his window! 43 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:28,621 Hurry! 44 00:01:28,688 --> 00:01:29,756 Time. 45 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,357 What?! 46 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,357 Game over. 47 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:32,692 He hit you with a throwing star from his porch. 48 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,160 You never saw it coming. 49 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:36,162 RILEY: Go again. 50 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:37,597 Go! 51 00:01:37,664 --> 00:01:39,399 Freeze! Close your eyes. 52 00:01:39,466 --> 00:01:40,467 What color is my shirt? 53 00:01:40,533 --> 00:01:41,868 Um, red? 54 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,303 Not even close. You've lost 55 00:01:43,369 --> 00:01:45,171 your situational awareness. Hazel? 56 00:01:45,238 --> 00:01:48,208 Crossbow from the balcony, you're toast. 57 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:50,877 Al, you got to focus. The enemy is out there, 58 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,579 training harder than you right now. 59 00:01:52,645 --> 00:01:55,381 Eh, maybe he should put that energy into paying his car bill. 60 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:58,184 Let me show you. 61 00:01:58,251 --> 00:01:59,319 Hazel? 62 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:01,721 A scary clown. Go! 63 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:05,725 Hurry up, he's got a bottle of seltzer! 64 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:07,727 Be careful with my car. 65 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,529 Back off, sir, it's the bank's car now. 66 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:11,364 Don't use your Marine voice with me. 67 00:02:11,431 --> 00:02:13,666 Hazel, let's go. 68 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:15,835 That's how it's done. 69 00:02:23,943 --> 00:02:26,679 Not so easy when somebody is staring at you, is it? 70 00:02:28,314 --> 00:02:29,749 Someone's coming. 71 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:31,518 I need 20 seconds. 72 00:02:31,584 --> 00:02:33,786 I'm on it. 73 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:39,626 Hello, there. 74 00:02:39,692 --> 00:02:41,227 Hey, what's going on? 75 00:02:41,294 --> 00:02:42,896 I am so sorry to disturb you, sir. 76 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:45,498 But I was passing by your garden and I couldn't help 77 00:02:45,565 --> 00:02:46,933 but admire-- oh! 78 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,768 These are such beautiful flowers. 79 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:50,570 And they look so big. 80 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:52,772 What kind of manure do you feed them-- is it pigeon? 81 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,674 The reason I ask is because my grandfather 82 00:02:54,741 --> 00:02:55,942 kept flowers up on the roof 83 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,444 and they looked healthier and better 84 00:02:58,511 --> 00:03:00,847 than anyone else's. Later, we found out 85 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,415 that the neighbor's pigeons would come there 86 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,551 for their evening romance. 87 00:03:02,482 --> 00:03:04,551 (engine starts) 88 00:03:04,617 --> 00:03:06,286 Whoa, whoa, hey, hey! What the hell?! 89 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,787 Is that guy stealing your car? 90 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,722 Don't worry, I will stop him! 91 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:13,826 (tires screeching) 92 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:20,900 Morning! We got pancakes, sausages, scones. 93 00:03:20,967 --> 00:03:22,569 There's eggs over there. 94 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:23,770 Ah, damn it. 95 00:03:23,836 --> 00:03:26,272 I died in my sleep, didn't I? 96 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,841 Yeah, the guys are a little wired after their big night. 97 00:03:28,908 --> 00:03:29,943 Ooh, did you get a car? 98 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:32,478 Nope... we got three. 99 00:03:30,009 --> 00:03:32,478 Ah. 100 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:34,280 And I'm sending all the money to my sister. 101 00:03:34,347 --> 00:03:36,516 Oh, that's a beautiful thing for a brother to do. 102 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,285 Don't you think, Riley? 103 00:03:36,583 --> 00:03:39,285 Yeah, Al's great. 104 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,455 So the first car, Al distracted him 105 00:03:42,522 --> 00:03:43,723 while I got in and we split. 106 00:03:43,790 --> 00:03:45,658 Like taking candy from a stupid baby. 107 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,226 The second one, we followed a guy 108 00:03:47,293 --> 00:03:48,828 to the bar, bought him some drinks. 109 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,430 Told him we didn't think he should drive. 110 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,298 So we did the right thing-- we took him home, 111 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:54,834 gave him crackers, and then we took his car. 112 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:57,303 The third one got a little hairy. 113 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,305 I don't want to repeat all the details in front of Hazel, 114 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:00,840 but there's a Mustang in the driveway 115 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,542 and I finally got to use my Taser. 116 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,510 Can you drive me to school in it? 117 00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:04,510 Absolutely. 118 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:05,845 Can you show me how to use the Taser? 119 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,246 Not a chance. 120 00:04:09,616 --> 00:04:11,417 Let me just grab some 'cakes for the road. 121 00:04:11,484 --> 00:04:12,885 I truly do not care if you eat in that car. 122 00:04:12,952 --> 00:04:14,387 Bring the maple syrup. 123 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:15,688 (gasps) 124 00:04:16,823 --> 00:04:18,825 After I drop her off, I'll head straight to the worksite. 125 00:04:18,891 --> 00:04:20,793 Get the cement going. 126 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:24,464 Wow, it's been a while 127 00:04:24,530 --> 00:04:26,399 since I saw Riley with a bounce in his step. 128 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:27,834 Oh, you should've seen him out there, Mr. Art. 129 00:04:27,900 --> 00:04:30,036 He was so sharp and on his game. 130 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:32,271 Not to be a bummer, but is anyone worried 131 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:35,441 that Riley's got a Taser and now he thinks he's Batman? 132 00:04:35,508 --> 00:04:37,543 They're not doing anything illegal. 133 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:40,880 We are not. 134 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,449 See? Just be happy for your brother. 135 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,752 All right? He's been in combat, he can hack it. 136 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:47,687 I'm just saying, this job takes bravery 137 00:04:47,754 --> 00:04:51,491 and strength and good judgment, and Riley's got two of those. 138 00:04:53,860 --> 00:04:56,062 Travel bacon. 139 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:01,868 Oh, hey. 140 00:05:01,934 --> 00:05:03,736 Hey, sorry to just drop by. 141 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:04,771 Is Hazel okay? 142 00:05:04,837 --> 00:05:06,472 Yeah, she's with my dad. 143 00:05:06,539 --> 00:05:08,374 What a great kid, huh? 144 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:09,842 I like her. 145 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:11,711 Uh, what's going on? 146 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:13,446 Um, I just wanted to give you this. 147 00:05:13,513 --> 00:05:15,581 Uh, we're already squared up for this month. 148 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,917 I know, it's extra. Use it for something you need. 149 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,919 Or don't need. Use it for whatever. 150 00:05:19,986 --> 00:05:21,854 That's really nice. 151 00:05:21,921 --> 00:05:23,322 But, um... 152 00:05:23,389 --> 00:05:24,657 why don't you send it to Al's sister? 153 00:05:24,724 --> 00:05:26,759 Uh, thanks. Be much appreciated. 154 00:05:26,826 --> 00:05:28,428 Do you want to come in? 155 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:30,630 Can't. I got therapy. Say hi to Freddy for me. 156 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:34,867 Who was that? 157 00:05:35,668 --> 00:05:37,870 I'm not sure. 158 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:41,007 So the car's over here by the mailbox. 159 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:42,642 I'm across the street with my buddy. 160 00:05:42,709 --> 00:05:44,944 And the deadbeat is mowing his lawn with, I'm guessing, 161 00:05:45,011 --> 00:05:46,879 his neighbor's lawnmower which he never returned. 162 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,449 So you flanked him. 163 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,449 Exactly. 164 00:05:49,515 --> 00:05:51,050 Never saw me coming till it was too late. 165 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:52,985 Now he throws a punch. 166 00:05:53,052 --> 00:05:54,654 I dodge it and go straight for the car. 167 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,855 Uh-huh. 168 00:05:54,721 --> 00:05:55,855 Any other time, 169 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:57,356 this dude's face would've been beating 170 00:05:57,423 --> 00:05:58,958 the hell out of my fists, but I thought, 171 00:05:59,025 --> 00:06:01,127 we got the car, mission accomplished. 172 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,029 Let's get the hell out of there. 173 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:05,631 You're the doctor but that sounds like growth to me. 174 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:08,701 Mm. You know, I notice this is 175 00:06:08,768 --> 00:06:11,537 the first time you've ever used the word "mission" 176 00:06:11,604 --> 00:06:13,706 in any of our sessions. 177 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,141 Although honestly, 178 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:17,143 it's the first time you've used almost 179 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,846 any word in our sessions. 180 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,515 I feel like I found my thing. 181 00:06:22,582 --> 00:06:25,618 Sure, when I first got back from Vietnam, 182 00:06:25,685 --> 00:06:27,887 I kind of missed the action. 183 00:06:27,954 --> 00:06:29,689 So I became a bouncer 184 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:32,859 at a strip club in Lincoln, Nebraska. 185 00:06:32,925 --> 00:06:34,861 Oh, that sounds kind of awesome. 186 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:36,662 Yeah. 187 00:06:36,729 --> 00:06:39,432 Lot of farmer's daughter acts. 188 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,069 Well, I just want to thank you 189 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:45,438 because I feel so much better. 190 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:48,608 I don't think I need therapy anymore. 191 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:51,410 Mm, so you don't want to talk about anything 192 00:06:51,477 --> 00:06:53,646 that's happening in any particular country 193 00:06:53,713 --> 00:06:55,481 in the world right now? 194 00:06:55,548 --> 00:06:57,483 Not really. 195 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:01,053 Starts with an "A," ends with a "stan." 196 00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:03,189 I know what you're getting at. 197 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,191 I'm telling you, I'm fine. 198 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:07,627 Plus, if I leave now, parking's free. 199 00:07:08,494 --> 00:07:11,764 I'm gonna hold your session for next week just in case. 200 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,466 Uh-uh, I'm not seeing you again 201 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:16,002 unless you miss a car payment. 202 00:07:23,843 --> 00:07:26,112 We should've taken my car-- you don't have seat warmers. 203 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,714 You won't let me eat in your car. 204 00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:34,854 You know why I think I'm so good at this? 205 00:07:34,921 --> 00:07:37,757 Because I am doing most of the work? 206 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,725 When I was in seventh grade, 207 00:07:39,792 --> 00:07:42,195 a couple of us used to hang out at the gas station at night. 208 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:44,197 We'd wait for someone to go in to buy cigarettes 209 00:07:44,263 --> 00:07:46,666 or lottery tickets and they'd leave their car running. 210 00:07:46,732 --> 00:07:49,869 We'd hop in, drive around the block, ditch the car and leave. 211 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,504 Oh, yeah? 212 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,504 Yeah. 213 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:53,739 I used to break into rich people's houses and steal fruit. 214 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:57,743 I could climb a three-meter wall with a pomegranate in each hand. 215 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,813 One time, this guy pulled up in a suped-up Camaro. 216 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:04,183 Taught myself how to drive stick while he was doing a scratcher. 217 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,519 One time, I stole peaches 218 00:08:06,586 --> 00:08:08,554 from the French ambassador's yard, 219 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:11,858 so technically I am an international fruit thief. 220 00:08:11,924 --> 00:08:14,193 Hmm, that's a good pickup line. 221 00:08:15,194 --> 00:08:17,563 Another time, I took my neighbor's chicken 222 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,031 and I wanted to sell it in the market. 223 00:08:19,098 --> 00:08:20,266 My neighbor caught me and asked 224 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,701 "Where are you taking my chicken?" 225 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,704 So I said, "I'm taking it for a haircut." 226 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,572 What? 227 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:29,208 Never mind, the peach story was better. 228 00:08:31,010 --> 00:08:33,212 (watch beeping) 229 00:08:33,279 --> 00:08:36,549 Okay, his bedroom light's been out for 15 minutes. 230 00:08:36,616 --> 00:08:37,783 He's asleep. 231 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:38,985 Now's our chance. 232 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:40,820 Hold this. 233 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:45,658 Go get 'em. 234 00:08:49,128 --> 00:08:51,530 Wow, there is taco everywhere. 235 00:08:56,903 --> 00:08:58,037 Oh, no. 236 00:08:58,104 --> 00:08:59,705 The lights are on. 237 00:08:59,772 --> 00:09:01,674 Riley! 238 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,142 Riley, he's up! 239 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,810 Riley! 240 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,810 (honking horn) 241 00:09:04,877 --> 00:09:07,046 Drive! 242 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,849 Drive! 243 00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:09,849 (man shouting) 244 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,852 Go, go, go, go, go! 245 00:09:10,683 --> 00:09:12,852 (tires screech) 246 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:13,853 Go! Go! 247 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,088 (whooping) 248 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:23,562 Our first mistake was we were made. 249 00:09:23,629 --> 00:09:25,298 Which means during our initial stakeout we either parked 250 00:09:25,364 --> 00:09:26,899 too close or we stayed too long. 251 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:29,135 Our second mistake was eating in the car. 252 00:09:29,201 --> 00:09:31,637 We need to focus. We won't do that again. 253 00:09:31,704 --> 00:09:34,040 We had a setback with minimal loss of equipment. 254 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,909 We can learn from this and they showed their hand. 255 00:09:36,976 --> 00:09:38,177 Let me show you my hand. 256 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,912 I am ready to go again. 257 00:09:39,979 --> 00:09:41,681 Yes! 258 00:09:43,182 --> 00:09:44,884 (clucks tongue) 259 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:46,686 What happened to your truck? 260 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:50,022 Used it to put a sweet dent in a guy's bat. 261 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:51,757 Why are you smiling? 262 00:09:51,824 --> 00:09:53,659 I know what the problem is-- we didn't have the right gear. 263 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,127 We need better surveillance equipment. 264 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,063 Yes, night vision. 265 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:59,065 And a grappling hook. 266 00:09:57,129 --> 00:09:59,065 I'll make a list. 267 00:09:59,131 --> 00:10:00,833 Are you guys listening to yourselves? 268 00:10:00,900 --> 00:10:04,036 Yes. But we should be listening to the bad guys 269 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,838 with a parabolic microphone! 270 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,838 Oh! 271 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:07,940 Are you serious? Are you serious? 272 00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:07,940 Yes! Yes! 273 00:10:08,007 --> 00:10:10,209 Okay. 274 00:10:12,311 --> 00:10:14,947 Buttonhook! 275 00:10:15,014 --> 00:10:16,949 Nice. 276 00:10:17,016 --> 00:10:18,918 Eh, T-bones, huh? 277 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:20,686 Yep. 278 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:25,624 Want to take over? 279 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,193 Thank you. 280 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,193 Yeah. 281 00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,061 Hazel, hit me! 282 00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,896 Nice. Go long. 283 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,299 He's in a good mood for a guy with a cracked windshield. 284 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:35,067 I'm happy for him. 285 00:10:35,134 --> 00:10:37,303 And also happy it was not my car. 286 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:41,240 Do you really think it's smart for you guys to be doing this? 287 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:42,842 Oh, it's a great idea. 288 00:10:42,908 --> 00:10:44,310 I've already been able to send money to my sister, 289 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,145 my mother, my cousin. 290 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,980 Al... 291 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,216 you know how people have insurance? 292 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,216 Mm-hmm. 293 00:10:50,282 --> 00:10:52,918 You're kind of your family's insurance policy. 294 00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:54,720 I mean, they rely on you. 295 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,956 Yes, that is exactly why we are doing this. 296 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:00,226 So what happens to them if you take a baseball bat to the head? 297 00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:02,395 It won't. I'm very fast. 298 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,964 But what if you do? 299 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:08,701 Hey, guys. 300 00:11:08,768 --> 00:11:11,137 Jell-O! We brought Jell-O. 301 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:12,371 HAZEL: Hi, Mom. 302 00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:13,739 RILEY: There they are! 303 00:11:13,806 --> 00:11:14,740 Who's thirsty? 304 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:16,742 Freddy, I got that raspberry beer you like. 305 00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:17,710 You remembered. 306 00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:19,912 Sometimes it looks like I'm not listening, 307 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:21,414 but sometimes I am. 308 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,215 Cooler's over there, help yourself. 309 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,450 Are you having one? 310 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,152 No, want to stay sharp between the ears. 311 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,920 Since when? 312 00:11:27,987 --> 00:11:29,155 Good one. 313 00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,356 Let me take this. 314 00:11:30,423 --> 00:11:32,124 Hey, Mom, Dad got me a football. 315 00:11:32,191 --> 00:11:34,026 Oh, nice. 316 00:11:34,093 --> 00:11:35,761 You were right. 317 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:37,463 Something is definitely off about him. 318 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,198 RILEY: Freddy, incoming! 319 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:44,303 I'm okay. 320 00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:50,142 Well, Riley's in an extra good mood. 321 00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:53,179 He's like a super-hot Walmart greeter. 322 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:55,014 He said "nice sandals" 323 00:11:55,081 --> 00:11:57,716 to Freddy, and I think he kind of meant it. 324 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,719 So... who's he banging? 325 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,788 Nobody. 326 00:12:00,786 --> 00:12:02,788 Oh, come on. 327 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:05,024 I swear I'm not jealous. Just tell me. 328 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:06,192 It's not a girl. 329 00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:07,960 Well, something's going on. 330 00:12:08,027 --> 00:12:10,329 He told me I'm a good mom. 331 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,031 (chuckles) 332 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:14,300 He's got this new side gig 333 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,435 with Al, repo-ing cars. 334 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,337 I think it's exciting for him, you know? 335 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,072 You mean dangerous? 336 00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:21,373 Thank you! 337 00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:22,975 No one else in this house gets it. 338 00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:24,076 HAZEL: Hey, Mom? 339 00:12:24,143 --> 00:12:25,244 Get out here! 340 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,413 Freddy's juggling baked potatoes! 341 00:12:32,151 --> 00:12:34,987 Dude! The goggles came. 342 00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:36,956 Huh, you bought them. 343 00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:41,160 Ooh! 344 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,229 Hold up fingers. 345 00:12:43,295 --> 00:12:45,231 I know you can see me. 346 00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:46,532 How much did those cost? 347 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,834 Ah, don't worry, we'll make it back. 348 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,303 Riley, don't be mad, but I don't want 349 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,105 to do this repo thing anymore. 350 00:12:53,172 --> 00:12:54,907 What? Why? 351 00:12:54,974 --> 00:12:56,408 It is too dangerous. 352 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,112 But... 353 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:02,314 we can see in the dark. 354 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:04,283 It is not worth the risk. 355 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:06,285 My family needs me. 356 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:10,022 Okay, I get it. 357 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:11,857 Thank you. 358 00:13:13,192 --> 00:13:14,894 (clears throat) 359 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,028 Where are you going? 360 00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,129 Going to work. 361 00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,230 By yourself? 362 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,465 I got to finish what I started. 363 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:20,866 No, you don't. 364 00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:23,002 Yeah, I do. Otherwise the enemy wins. 365 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:25,104 He is not the enemy-- he is just a guy 366 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,505 who can't afford his Volvo. 367 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:29,041 And he's never gonna see me coming. 368 00:13:39,251 --> 00:13:40,586 Mr. Art. 369 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,021 What are you still doing up? 370 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:45,191 Eh, I'm just enjoying a quiet evening. 371 00:13:45,257 --> 00:13:46,992 And this fruity beer. 372 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,395 Which no one needs to know about. 373 00:13:51,530 --> 00:13:53,933 Why are you still up? 374 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,569 I'm just waiting for Riley. 375 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,569 Yeah. 376 00:13:56,635 --> 00:13:58,971 He went to do a repo job on his own. 377 00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:00,472 You know, I can't thank you enough 378 00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:02,007 for getting him into this. 379 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,543 Seeing the light back in his eyes. 380 00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,445 He does seem to like it. 381 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,447 I've been worried about him for so long, 382 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:11,951 I don't even think I realized how worried I was. 383 00:14:13,118 --> 00:14:16,422 So you're not concerned that this job is a little dangerous? 384 00:14:16,488 --> 00:14:18,591 Eh, let me tell you something about my son. 385 00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:21,126 He's always chased the action. 386 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,428 Just like me. 387 00:14:22,494 --> 00:14:24,463 (laughing): You know when he was a kid, 388 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:27,199 he used to go joyriding in strangers' cars. 389 00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:29,902 (laughs) I was so pissed. 390 00:14:30,669 --> 00:14:33,072 I can tell from your laughter. 391 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:36,308 I did the exact same thing. 392 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:38,177 Except I was even younger. 393 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,212 So does this need for excitement 394 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:41,614 ever wear off? 395 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:43,949 Eh, it doesn't wear off. 396 00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:45,584 It just changes. 397 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,153 Now I get excited if I hit a bunch of green lights. 398 00:14:51,190 --> 00:14:52,491 Hey! How'd it go? 399 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,226 I got the Volvo. 400 00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,395 ART: Yeah, you did! 401 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:57,529 What happened to your eye? 402 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,365 Ah, lucky punch. 403 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,566 Hey, let me see that. 404 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:02,101 It's nothing, really. 405 00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,535 I'm gonna grab some sleep. I got, uh... 406 00:15:03,602 --> 00:15:05,571 another repo in a couple hours. 407 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:14,146 You missed a good one. 408 00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:15,581 Guy chased me all over town. 409 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,050 Well, I'm glad you had fun. 410 00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:19,485 That's your last job. 411 00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,653 No, I said I got another one later. 412 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,254 No, you don't. You're done. 413 00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,256 Oh, you're in charge now? 414 00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,591 When we were on patrol, 415 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,027 if one of us said don't go in, we didn't go in. 416 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,996 It's just a black eye. 417 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:30,996 This time! 418 00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:33,132 I already have so many people to worry about, Riley! 419 00:15:33,198 --> 00:15:35,634 I don't have room in my heart to worry about you! 420 00:15:35,701 --> 00:15:38,404 Al, it took me three years to find a job I really like. 421 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:42,041 I'm good at it, and I'm not gonna stop because you said so. 422 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,478 Well, maybe you should... slow it down a little bit. 423 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,614 What do you people want from me?! 424 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,349 I mean, you don't like when I don't have a job. 425 00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,251 You don't like this job. You don't like when I'm moody. 426 00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:54,953 You don't like when I'm happy. I can't win with you! 427 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,424 What is going on? 428 00:15:58,490 --> 00:15:59,658 Oh, my God, what happened to your eye? 429 00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,460 Oh, you want to fix me, too? 430 00:16:01,527 --> 00:16:03,162 I told you this was gonna happen. 431 00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,397 Well, you're always right and I'm always wrong, huh? 432 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,233 I'm gonna go sleep in the truck. I'll see you guys at work. 433 00:16:11,503 --> 00:16:14,506 Lizzie, you're my favorite again. 434 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:28,721 You want to explain the Rocky Balboa look? 435 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,257 Nope. 436 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:37,296 You know, back when I was painting houses in Detroit, 437 00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:40,632 there was this one little bar that I always hung out at. 438 00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,269 The bartender was this gorgeous redhead. 439 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,704 Heather. 440 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:48,507 She absolutely hated me. 441 00:16:49,808 --> 00:16:51,076 Why? 442 00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:53,445 Well, I was always asking her out. 443 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,347 Was a lousy tipper. 444 00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:57,349 What are you gonna do? 445 00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,219 Anyway, this one... 446 00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:03,222 Wednesday night after work I was trying to get her 447 00:17:03,288 --> 00:17:04,723 to go out with me and... 448 00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,159 everybody started saying, "Turn on the news!" 449 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:11,096 It was April 30, 1975. 450 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,666 Fall of Saigon. 451 00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:18,504 Heather asked me if I was okay. 452 00:17:18,570 --> 00:17:20,739 She knew I'd fought in Vietnam. 453 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:25,244 I said, "Yeah, sure, you know, sure." 454 00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:31,583 I spent the rest of that night drinking myself stupid. 455 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,386 I didn't go to work the next day. 456 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,655 Or the next. 457 00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:39,525 Figured they'd eventually fire me. 458 00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,560 I never went back to check it out. 459 00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:50,102 Took me a long time to dig myself out of that hole. 460 00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,682 I don't want to talk. 461 00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:06,151 Oh, I know. 462 00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:12,624 Maybe today we'll just do push-ups. 463 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:14,827 Really? 464 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,229 Well, you do 'em. I'll count. 465 00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,672 One, two-- Come-come on, all the way down. 466 00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:28,740 This ain't the Coast Guard. 467 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:30,876 One. 468 00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:33,212 Two, three. 469 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,656 Too easy. 470 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:44,656 LIZZIE: Thanks, Hazel. 471 00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:46,191 I don't know where my head's at. 472 00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,126 Why do you even bother locking this thing? 473 00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,796 It's got a lot of sentimental value. 474 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:53,232 It's got a lot of rust. 475 00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:55,567 Do you want your three dollars? 476 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:57,636 Pleasure doing business. 477 00:19:03,408 --> 00:19:04,409 Captioning sponsored by CBS