1 00:00:03,915 --> 00:00:05,179 [groans] 2 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:07,528 [groans] 3 00:00:11,445 --> 00:00:12,490 Morning. 4 00:00:13,795 --> 00:00:15,275 Well, someone looks like they mixed tequila 5 00:00:15,319 --> 00:00:16,841 and tequila last night. 6 00:00:16,885 --> 00:00:19,583 Ha. You waiting for your birthday to take a shower? 7 00:00:19,628 --> 00:00:21,542 Stop it, you two. 8 00:00:21,585 --> 00:00:22,934 Speaking poorly of someone in your family 9 00:00:22,978 --> 00:00:24,588 is like spitting in your own face. 10 00:00:24,632 --> 00:00:25,763 Oh, we're just teasing. 11 00:00:25,807 --> 00:00:27,070 It's how we show affection. 12 00:00:27,114 --> 00:00:28,724 [groans] 13 00:00:28,766 --> 00:00:30,725 Morning, everyone.Hello, Mr. Art. 14 00:00:30,768 --> 00:00:32,075 Morning.Oh. 15 00:00:32,118 --> 00:00:34,121 Got to remember to coat your stomach first. 16 00:00:35,338 --> 00:00:36,862 Hey. Try it. 17 00:00:36,905 --> 00:00:39,082 That's a nice shirt, Mr. Art. 18 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,823 I did not know you were one of the Beach Boys. Huh? 19 00:00:42,651 --> 00:00:44,566 My wife bought this for me. 20 00:00:44,609 --> 00:00:47,003 I like to wear it when I visit her grave. 21 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:53,618 I am so sorry. 22 00:00:53,661 --> 00:00:55,619 Riley told me teasing is how you show love. 23 00:00:55,664 --> 00:00:57,621 Relax. I'm just giving you a hard time. 24 00:00:57,665 --> 00:01:00,060 You're still not off the hook. 25 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:03,237 You and Mom enjoy that ice cream. 26 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,108 We always do. 27 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:05,977 Mm. 28 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,632 Is that an American tradition, 29 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,765 to bring ice cream to somebody's grave? 30 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:11,766 Nah, it's just something Dad does. 31 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,899 Double Berry Twist was Mom's favorite. 32 00:01:13,942 --> 00:01:15,465 Yeah, he sits there and eats it and catches her up 33 00:01:15,510 --> 00:01:16,597 on what's going on. 34 00:01:16,640 --> 00:01:18,643 Oh. Shouldn't you go with him? 35 00:01:18,686 --> 00:01:20,123 Nah, he likes to go by himself, 36 00:01:20,167 --> 00:01:22,299 so he can complain about us.[chuckles] 37 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,432 We go without him sometimes for the same reason. 38 00:01:24,474 --> 00:01:25,781 [chuckles] 39 00:01:25,823 --> 00:01:28,609 Has he ever considered getting married again? 40 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:30,655 No. 41 00:01:30,698 --> 00:01:32,787 Well, we can fix that. 42 00:01:32,831 --> 00:01:36,486 A man as wonderful as Mr. Art should have a loving partner. 43 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:38,054 Dude, this isn'’t Afghanistan. 44 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,664 We do not get involved in each other'’s love lives. 45 00:01:40,709 --> 00:01:43,015 Really? The Bachelor. The Bachelorette. 46 00:01:43,058 --> 00:01:45,192 Do you not watch any of your own television shows? 47 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,804 Oh, did you watch it without me?He picked... 48 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:51,198 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 49 00:01:52,198 --> 00:01:53,025 ...Rachel. 50 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:54,679 No! 51 00:01:55,593 --> 00:01:56,680 ♪ 52 00:01:56,724 --> 00:01:58,161 ♪ Oh! 53 00:02:08,736 --> 00:02:10,042 Mr. Art, 54 00:02:10,086 --> 00:02:12,479 I must imagine that, when you were younger, 55 00:02:12,522 --> 00:02:14,830 you were very successful with the ladies. 56 00:02:14,872 --> 00:02:16,091 That's a weird thing to imagine, 57 00:02:16,135 --> 00:02:17,701 but you're not wrong.[chuckles] 58 00:02:17,746 --> 00:02:18,963 AL: So, 59 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:20,966 what kind of women did you date? 60 00:02:21,009 --> 00:02:24,665 Educated? Uneducated but with a strong work ethic? 61 00:02:25,449 --> 00:02:27,058 Well, I was an 18-year-old Marine 62 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:29,365 who could do 100 pull-ups, so... 63 00:02:29,409 --> 00:02:30,454 any kind I wanted. 64 00:02:30,497 --> 00:02:31,673 Oh-ho-ho![snickering] 65 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,718 You could not do 100 pull-ups. 66 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:36,721 I got it on Super 8 in a box somewhere. 67 00:02:36,764 --> 00:02:38,680 My record's 30. 68 00:02:38,723 --> 00:02:40,203 Yeah, what can I tell ya? 69 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,204 You're weak. 70 00:02:42,248 --> 00:02:43,206 Riley, 71 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:44,251 this is not about you. 72 00:02:44,293 --> 00:02:45,555 It is about your father 73 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,427 and the kind of woman he fancies. 74 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:48,689 You know what I'd fancy? 75 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,822 A different conversation. 76 00:02:52,301 --> 00:02:54,564 Now, I bet the women would like you as much now 77 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,001 as when you were a young man. 78 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:57,567 Where you heading with this, Al? 79 00:02:57,611 --> 00:03:00,266 Eh, I'm just commenting that you are still very desirable. 80 00:03:00,310 --> 00:03:02,747 You own your own business. You have a home. 81 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:04,052 You have many skills. 82 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:05,575 You can fall asleep standing up. 83 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:07,969 You can open a beer with your teeth. 84 00:03:08,926 --> 00:03:10,407 And you know many jokes. 85 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:11,626 I don't get most of them, 86 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,149 but I sense they are funny.Yeah. 87 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,108 Thanks. But I'm, uh, fine flying solo. 88 00:03:16,151 --> 00:03:17,240 Are you sure? 89 00:03:17,283 --> 00:03:18,588 Absolutely. 90 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:19,895 Hmm. 91 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,899 Oh, that broken heart needs healing. 92 00:03:23,942 --> 00:03:26,117 Lizzie, as the woman of the house, 93 00:03:26,162 --> 00:03:27,510 you need to find him a mate. 94 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,860 Um... I don't think so. 95 00:03:29,905 --> 00:03:31,602 All right. Then, Riley, 96 00:03:31,646 --> 00:03:33,125 it is up to you and me. 97 00:03:33,168 --> 00:03:34,953 Where can we find a large congregation 98 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:36,302 of older single women? 99 00:03:36,346 --> 00:03:38,609 Ooh, I don't know. Bingo? [chuckles softly] 100 00:03:38,652 --> 00:03:40,655 Bingo what?Bingo, bingo. 101 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:43,396 I feel like you are messing with me. 102 00:03:43,439 --> 00:03:45,007 No, bingo's a game. 103 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,313 Is that what we're playing right now? 104 00:03:50,317 --> 00:03:52,710 B-9. B-9. 105 00:03:52,753 --> 00:03:54,625 [indistinct chatter] 106 00:03:54,668 --> 00:03:56,584 Now, explain this game to me. 107 00:03:56,627 --> 00:04:00,456 Honestly, I think it's just a hearing test for old people. 108 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:01,675 How is that fun? 109 00:04:01,718 --> 00:04:03,286 Well, you can win prizes. 110 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,722 Oh, they are gambling? 111 00:04:04,765 --> 00:04:07,158 Then, Riley, I cannot play. It is against my religion. 112 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:08,639 I-16. 113 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,205 I-16. 114 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,251 Bingo! 115 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,294 What just happened?Yes! [whoops] 116 00:04:12,338 --> 00:04:13,295 Somebody won. 117 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:14,818 So she yelled "Bingo." 118 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:17,343 I had it first. 119 00:04:17,387 --> 00:04:18,649 Yes, you did. 120 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,389 He's new here. 121 00:04:23,393 --> 00:04:26,353 How come you'll put color in Aunt Lizzie's hair and not mine? 122 00:04:26,396 --> 00:04:29,572 When you grow up, you can be weird, too. 123 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:33,011 Your mom's right. If you start changing up your hair at ten, 124 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,925 how are you gonna rebel as a teenager? 125 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,884 Face tattoo. 126 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,843 She had that one locked and loaded. 127 00:04:39,887 --> 00:04:41,759 [scoffs] 128 00:04:41,802 --> 00:04:44,545 So, Riley told me that he and Al 129 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,415 are gonna try and set your dad up? 130 00:04:46,459 --> 00:04:48,199 Yeah. You interested? 131 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:50,812 Don't be creepy. 132 00:04:50,855 --> 00:04:53,858 But I do think he deserves to be happy. 133 00:04:53,901 --> 00:04:54,990 I do, too. 134 00:04:55,033 --> 00:04:56,557 I mean, what's it been-- 135 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,341 ten, 11 years? 136 00:04:58,384 --> 00:04:59,951 12. 137 00:04:59,995 --> 00:05:03,127 I just don't want some strange woman hurting his feelings. 138 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,521 My mom loved every dorky thing about him. 139 00:05:05,565 --> 00:05:08,089 Every corny joke and pun. 140 00:05:08,132 --> 00:05:09,134 I agree. 141 00:05:09,177 --> 00:05:11,266 They're stu-pun-dous. [chuckles] 142 00:05:14,923 --> 00:05:18,230 Are you sure it's your dad who you're worried about? 143 00:05:18,274 --> 00:05:18,970 Who else? 144 00:05:19,014 --> 00:05:19,971 You haven't dated anyone 145 00:05:20,014 --> 00:05:21,146 since Michael died. 146 00:05:21,189 --> 00:05:23,322 Hazel.Am I wrong? 147 00:05:23,365 --> 00:05:25,019 Tell me I'm wrong. 148 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:30,154 I mean, there is a friend of Freddy's who I think 149 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,242 you might hit it off with. 150 00:05:31,286 --> 00:05:33,071 Who?None of your business. 151 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:35,117 I'll just keep asking. 152 00:05:36,509 --> 00:05:38,076 Okay, fine. 153 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,076 Todd. 154 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:40,862 Ugh, no. 155 00:05:40,904 --> 00:05:42,994 He's nice. 156 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:44,213 I disagree. 157 00:05:44,255 --> 00:05:47,433 I don't find him a-peel-ing. 158 00:05:49,435 --> 00:05:51,567 Tough crowd. 159 00:05:52,351 --> 00:05:54,745 So, when you ladies aren't playing bingo, 160 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,050 what do you like to do?Mm. 161 00:05:56,093 --> 00:05:58,966 What do you got in mind, handsome? 162 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,622 Nothing. Just making conversation. 163 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:04,451 I enjoy making pasta salad. 164 00:06:05,276 --> 00:06:06,495 That's Mr. Art's favorite. 165 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:07,889 Mm-hmm. 166 00:06:07,932 --> 00:06:09,934 You want to go outside and have a smoke with me? 167 00:06:09,978 --> 00:06:11,196 Oh, no, thank you. 168 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,459 What about you, brown sugar? 169 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,810 [quietly]: Help me. 170 00:06:19,466 --> 00:06:21,293 Check it out. 171 00:06:21,336 --> 00:06:22,643 We won. 172 00:06:22,685 --> 00:06:23,774 A wheel of cheese? 173 00:06:23,817 --> 00:06:25,341 We could have won the microwave, 174 00:06:25,384 --> 00:06:27,560 but Riley has a very short attention span. 175 00:06:28,343 --> 00:06:30,432 Hey, no one was stopping you from playing. 176 00:06:30,476 --> 00:06:32,783 God was stopping me. 177 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:33,957 Here. 178 00:06:34,002 --> 00:06:35,437 Don't say I never got you anything. 179 00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:38,485 You're such a goudadad.[chuckles] 180 00:06:42,576 --> 00:06:43,925 So, any prospects? 181 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:46,014 We have some candidates, but we need to vet them. 182 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:47,798 We are looking for the three Gs: 183 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,451 good family, good reputation 184 00:06:49,495 --> 00:06:51,062 and shared interests.Good shared interests. 185 00:06:51,105 --> 00:06:52,976 Good shared interests. 186 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:55,805 Our first choice is a charming 187 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,894 and lovely woman named Tina Haggerty. 188 00:06:57,939 --> 00:07:01,072 Oh, she stinks. She gives out toothbrushes for Halloween. 189 00:07:01,115 --> 00:07:02,987 Ooh, that's exactly the kind of intel we need, Hazel. 190 00:07:03,031 --> 00:07:04,511 Thank you.Mm-hmm. 191 00:07:04,553 --> 00:07:07,949 Oh, I know Sandy Wilson. She's a widow, too. 192 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,646 How recent?I don't know. 193 00:07:09,689 --> 00:07:10,995 Find out and get back to me. 194 00:07:12,692 --> 00:07:14,172 Kathy Sanchez, 195 00:07:14,216 --> 00:07:16,565 she used to be a crossing guard at my junior high. 196 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:17,827 Crossing guard? 197 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,481 She helps kids safely cross the street. 198 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:21,483 Well, that is a noble profession. 199 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:22,528 Top of the pile. 200 00:07:23,529 --> 00:07:24,747 Barbara Anderson. 201 00:07:24,792 --> 00:07:27,011 Oh, she has a pool.Mm. 202 00:07:27,055 --> 00:07:29,100 Yeah, but it's aboveground. 203 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:30,971 More pool than we have now. 204 00:07:31,014 --> 00:07:34,670 You know, we might need to be more scientific about this.Hmm. 205 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,456 What are their sun signs? Has anybody put them 206 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,632 through the zodiac compatibility calculator? 207 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,071 What about her? 208 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:46,029 Judy Nordberg? I do her roots. 209 00:07:46,074 --> 00:07:48,163 Both her adult kids are still living with her. 210 00:07:48,206 --> 00:07:51,295 You don't want any part of that mess. [chuckles] 211 00:07:53,646 --> 00:07:55,082 Sorry. 212 00:07:55,822 --> 00:07:57,346 Strong family unit. 213 00:07:57,389 --> 00:07:59,478 That quality outweighs all others. 214 00:07:59,521 --> 00:08:02,524 Since when did adult kids living at home beat pool? 215 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:03,526 I can't swim. 216 00:08:03,569 --> 00:08:04,526 It's aboveground. 217 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,396 There's no deep end. 218 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:08,182 Okay. She's in the maybe pile. 219 00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:12,709 Hey, you got a minute? We want to run something by you. 220 00:08:12,752 --> 00:08:14,536 Not now. I'm busy. 221 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,105 Hey! 222 00:08:18,279 --> 00:08:20,064 I'm sorry, Mr. Art, but this requires 223 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,543 your complete attention. 224 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:23,024 Ah, what's going on? 225 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:24,329 Al and I have been doing a little recon, 226 00:08:24,372 --> 00:08:26,201 and we got a couple of hard targets. 227 00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,855 What are you talking about? 228 00:08:28,899 --> 00:08:31,771 We found you some women you can date and no longer be lonely. 229 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:35,036 Why don't you kids go out in the street and play. 230 00:08:35,078 --> 00:08:37,341 At least take a look at what we found. 231 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:40,562 You expect me to rifle through some photos and j... 232 00:08:40,606 --> 00:08:42,913 Whoa! She's cute. 233 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,087 Meet Barbara Anderson. 234 00:08:44,131 --> 00:08:45,263 Former schoolteacher. 235 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:46,743 Lives in the village of Eastmoor. 236 00:08:46,787 --> 00:08:48,831 Eastmoor, huh? Nice area. 237 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,572 Mm.Or bad area, 238 00:08:50,616 --> 00:08:53,227 depending on which side of the Applebee's we're talking about. 239 00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:55,577 What else you know about her? 240 00:08:55,621 --> 00:08:58,363 Her parents are still alive, so she comes from sturdy stock. 241 00:08:58,407 --> 00:09:00,669 Her older brother sells clothing called Lulu's lemons... 242 00:09:00,714 --> 00:09:01,758 Lululemon. 243 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,499 That's what I said. 244 00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:06,894 And her twin sister is a chiropractor. 245 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:08,982 But every family has a black sheep. 246 00:09:10,245 --> 00:09:12,115 Would you like to see some of the other choices? 247 00:09:12,159 --> 00:09:13,813 Yeah, sure, why not? 248 00:09:13,856 --> 00:09:15,336 This is Pam Douglas. 249 00:09:15,379 --> 00:09:17,207 Mm.Not as striking as Barbara, 250 00:09:17,251 --> 00:09:20,124 but she does make your favorite kind of salad. 251 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,611 Have you thought about where you're taking this Barbara 252 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:30,700 on your date? 253 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,135 No, not really. 254 00:09:32,179 --> 00:09:33,615 Don't worry. I've already made a reservation 255 00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:36,313 for the three of us at a very nice restaurant. 256 00:09:36,357 --> 00:09:38,011 You're coming with us?Relax. 257 00:09:38,054 --> 00:09:40,841 I'll be at a nearby table. You won't even know I'm there. 258 00:09:41,841 --> 00:09:43,844 He doesn't need a chaperone. Just need to show her that video 259 00:09:43,886 --> 00:09:45,802 of him doing 100 pull-ups. 260 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:47,369 Will you get over that? 261 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:50,633 He just needs to take her out for coffee. 262 00:09:50,677 --> 00:09:51,721 No way. 263 00:09:51,764 --> 00:09:53,461 Can't close the deal after coffee. 264 00:09:53,504 --> 00:09:57,509 The deal? Did your brain get to 12 and just stop? 265 00:09:57,552 --> 00:09:58,815 Hang on, hang on. 266 00:09:58,859 --> 00:10:00,643 You know, this is getting way more complicated 267 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:01,817 than I signed up for. 268 00:10:01,861 --> 00:10:03,341 If it would be easier, Mr. Art, 269 00:10:03,384 --> 00:10:05,429 you don't even have to go. I can represent you. 270 00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:06,866 You're gonna go on his date for him? 271 00:10:06,909 --> 00:10:08,302 How's he gonna get to know her? 272 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,697 I'll report back, obviously. 273 00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:13,177 As long as he's there 274 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,614 for the wedding, that's all that matters. 275 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,006 And even then, there are some work-arounds. 276 00:10:17,051 --> 00:10:18,661 Whoa, who said anything about a wedding? 277 00:10:18,705 --> 00:10:21,184 Uh, not tomorrow. After three or four dates. 278 00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,578 Okay. We're done here. 279 00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:27,278 I will go talk to him. 280 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:30,063 No, you've talked enough. 281 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,634 Nice going.Nice going to you. 282 00:10:41,902 --> 00:10:43,686 Want some company? 283 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:47,734 Not really.Well, that's too bad for you. 284 00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:53,740 Come on, talk to me. 285 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,743 Fine. 286 00:10:58,265 --> 00:10:59,701 Remember when you were little 287 00:10:59,745 --> 00:11:02,399 and you wanted to go off that high dive at the pool? 288 00:11:02,443 --> 00:11:03,879 And then when you got up there, 289 00:11:03,923 --> 00:11:06,753 you freaked out and you didn't want to jump? 290 00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,624 Yeah. 291 00:11:09,451 --> 00:11:11,845 Do you remember what I did? 292 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,585 You pushed me. 293 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:15,239 What? 294 00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,850 No, I didn't. 295 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,416 Yes, you did. 296 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,548 No, I climbed up the ladder, and I carried you down 297 00:11:20,591 --> 00:11:23,378 'cause I could see you weren't ready. 298 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:26,642 No, you pushed me. 299 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:28,991 Are you sure? 300 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:31,734 I'm sure and my therapist is sure. 301 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,259 Okay. Well, the point of my story still holds. 302 00:11:35,302 --> 00:11:37,479 You shouldn't push people who aren't ready. 303 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,610 I get it. 304 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:41,744 Thank you. 305 00:11:42,831 --> 00:11:45,269 Why don't you just meet her at bingo? 306 00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,923 Are you not listening to me? 307 00:11:46,966 --> 00:11:50,274 [chuckles] I wouldn't even know what to say to this woman. 308 00:11:50,317 --> 00:11:51,711 How about, 309 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,755 "I like the way you stamp your bingo card"? 310 00:11:53,799 --> 00:11:55,105 [both chuckle] 311 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:59,719 No, you know, it was just so easy with your mom. 312 00:12:00,544 --> 00:12:02,460 What did you say to her? 313 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,288 Told her she was a knockout. 314 00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:06,812 Ten months later, your brother was born. 315 00:12:06,855 --> 00:12:09,423 When you know, you know. 316 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,427 Look, I'm fine. My life's fine. 317 00:12:13,471 --> 00:12:16,299 I don't need anything else. 318 00:12:17,039 --> 00:12:19,433 Don't you get lonely? 319 00:12:19,476 --> 00:12:22,131 Gotten used to it. 320 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:24,134 I just feel like you deserve more. 321 00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,570 [chuckles] I can't handle 322 00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,572 any more. I got you two knuckleheads to worry about. 323 00:12:27,615 --> 00:12:31,097 Us knuckleheads are always gonna be here. 324 00:12:31,140 --> 00:12:35,014 And you'll never know what might happen if you don't try. 325 00:12:35,841 --> 00:12:38,408 And you're such a catch, Dad. 326 00:12:38,452 --> 00:12:40,889 You're kind. You're respectful. 327 00:12:40,933 --> 00:12:43,674 You can cook any meat medium rare. 328 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,938 It's genetic. You can do it, too. 329 00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:48,942 So, what do you say? 330 00:12:49,985 --> 00:12:53,816 All right, sure. I'll give it a try. 331 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,950 Speaking of dating, 332 00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:59,342 when do you think you're gonna be ready to... 333 00:12:59,386 --> 00:13:01,171 Take my own advice? Not now. 334 00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,912 All right, all right. 335 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,827 Apparently, I already pushed you once. 336 00:13:10,745 --> 00:13:12,703 There she is, Mr. Art. 337 00:13:12,748 --> 00:13:16,447 Barbara Anderson, glowing like a 14-day moon. 338 00:13:16,490 --> 00:13:18,274 A 14-day moon? 339 00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:21,148 Yeah, it's a good line, Dad. You should use it. 340 00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:24,019 I will introduce you, after which you can pretend 341 00:13:24,063 --> 00:13:26,022 I'm not even here.Do I have to pretend? 342 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:29,591 [laughs] Save some of that charm for her. 343 00:13:29,634 --> 00:13:32,724 Barbara Anderson, it is my pleasure 344 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,509 to introduce you to Arthur Dugan.Hello, Arthur. 345 00:13:35,552 --> 00:13:36,990 Eh, you can call me Art.Oh, 346 00:13:37,033 --> 00:13:38,469 okay. [chuckles][Art chuckles] 347 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,948 [clears throat] 348 00:13:43,082 --> 00:13:46,869 Here are the chocolates you brought for her. 349 00:13:51,307 --> 00:13:53,135 N-43. 350 00:13:53,179 --> 00:13:56,486 N-43.How do you think it's going? 351 00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:59,011 Seems good. He's talking, she's laughing. 352 00:13:59,054 --> 00:14:03,232 Huh. Maybe his jokes arefunny. 353 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:05,365 You know, the first time my parents talked 354 00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:06,758 was at their wedding. 355 00:14:06,802 --> 00:14:08,325 Over here, that's sometimes the last time 356 00:14:08,369 --> 00:14:10,457 a couple talks to each other.Hmm. 357 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:14,854 So, do you think you will call her Barbara or Mom? 358 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:18,509 I don't know. Think you'll call her Mrs. Art? 359 00:14:18,552 --> 00:14:21,250 I am thinking Auntie Barbara. 360 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,820 MAN: G-48. G-48. 361 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,648 [tutting]Riley, 362 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:28,302 the letter is G and the number is 48. 363 00:14:28,345 --> 00:14:30,782 I heard him. I don't have it.Yes, you do. 364 00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:41,706 Do you want to just play?Gamble? Shame on you. 365 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,578 Oh, wait, where'd he go? 366 00:14:44,621 --> 00:14:45,841 Auntie Barbara's all alone. 367 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:47,929 Yeah, wait here.MAN: O-62. 368 00:14:47,974 --> 00:14:51,673 O-62.Oh, no. We have that. 369 00:14:53,326 --> 00:14:54,544 Excuse me, ma'am? 370 00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:56,591 Can you mark it for me, please? 371 00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,159 Thank you. 372 00:15:00,202 --> 00:15:03,597 Now, would you mind shouting "bingo"? 373 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:11,562 You done for the night?Yeah. 374 00:15:11,605 --> 00:15:14,086 Sorry.Oh, it's fine. 375 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:18,351 She's-she's a great gal. I'm... 376 00:15:18,394 --> 00:15:20,135 just not ready. 377 00:15:20,179 --> 00:15:23,399 Hey, I'm just glad we got your ass out of that La-Z-Boy. 378 00:15:23,443 --> 00:15:25,706 [chuckles] 379 00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:30,232 Excuse me, do either of you know how to jump a car? 380 00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:33,062 Yeah. Sure. Where-where you parked? 381 00:15:33,105 --> 00:15:34,629 That's me. 382 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,503 Wow. '64 Mustang. 383 00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,764 Where'd you get that? 384 00:15:40,808 --> 00:15:42,245 In a divorce. 385 00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:44,986 Should've held out for the hunting cabin.[chuckles] 386 00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,379 Yeah, well, let's take a look. 387 00:15:46,423 --> 00:15:48,643 Hey, Riley, turn it over when I tell you. 388 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,471 Yeah, you got it. 389 00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:53,429 I'm Lois, by the way.Oh, Art. 390 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,953 I don't know what happened. 391 00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:57,346 Just got some groceries, came back and it wouldn't start. 392 00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,914 Yeah, well, looks like you got a little corrosion 393 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,264 on the battery terminal. Let's see here. 394 00:16:02,308 --> 00:16:03,614 Careful. 395 00:16:03,658 --> 00:16:05,442 I know what I'm doing. 396 00:16:05,485 --> 00:16:07,618 [imitates zapping, grunts] 397 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,793 Just kidding. 398 00:16:08,836 --> 00:16:10,447 [chuckling] 399 00:16:10,490 --> 00:16:13,320 You're terrible. 400 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:16,583 All right, Riley, uh, try turning it over. 401 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,889 [engine starts]Hey! 402 00:16:18,933 --> 00:16:21,023 [chuckles]There you go. 403 00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:22,807 Got your motor running. 404 00:16:22,850 --> 00:16:24,461 [chuckles][car door closes] 405 00:16:24,504 --> 00:16:28,335 Hey, Art, can I buy you a cup of coffee to thank you? 406 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:31,163 No, that's... I'm happy to do it. 407 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,514 Just, you know, get home safe. 408 00:16:33,557 --> 00:16:36,081 Okay. Well, thank you. 409 00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:38,345 [chuckles softly]Sure. 410 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,477 Bye.Bye. 411 00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:44,090 What are you doing? She's into you. 412 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,655 What? No.[car door closes] 413 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,048 Come on, at least get her number. 414 00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:48,919 Just leave it alone. She's out of my league. 415 00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:52,272 Okay, I'm gonna do a thing. Don't get mad. 416 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,056 Hey. 417 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,015 Excuse me. Would you mind giving my dad a ride home? 418 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,842 I got to go take care of something. 419 00:16:58,886 --> 00:17:01,368 Oh, sure. 420 00:17:01,410 --> 00:17:02,456 Great, thank you. 421 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,543 What are you doing? 422 00:17:03,586 --> 00:17:04,893 I'm trying to get a new mommy. 423 00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,291 Where's Mr. Art? 424 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,468 Barbara has to go home and feed her cats. 425 00:17:14,510 --> 00:17:16,773 Yeah, he's not coming back. He kind of hit it off 426 00:17:16,817 --> 00:17:18,384 with some lady in the parking lot. 427 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:19,820 What? 428 00:17:19,864 --> 00:17:21,126 Relax, he's a grown man. 429 00:17:21,170 --> 00:17:23,172 MAN: G-60.So, what about Barbara? 430 00:17:23,215 --> 00:17:25,608 MAN: G-60.I don't know. I guess they didn't have a spark. 431 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,873 A spark? What does a spark have to do with anything? 432 00:17:28,916 --> 00:17:31,571 He met somebody. Let's just be happy for him. 433 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,182 [sighs] All right. 434 00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:35,141 Who is going to tell Barbara? 435 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:38,926 Well, it's a choice between you and neither of us. 436 00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:46,065 Barbara, I have tragic news. 437 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:48,719 Mr. Art is off the market. 438 00:17:48,762 --> 00:17:49,894 Oh. 439 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:52,027 You are understandably heartbroken, 440 00:17:52,070 --> 00:17:53,375 but I will make this right. 441 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,030 I will find you the man of your dreams. 442 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,207 What about Private Ryan? 443 00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:01,253 You can do better than him. 444 00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:07,999 So, Maggie, what else can I tell you? [chuckles] 445 00:18:08,042 --> 00:18:11,480 Your granddaughter got sick 446 00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,093 eating a wheel of cheese. 447 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:18,096 Lizzie's got blue hair now. 448 00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:21,230 She looks like a Smurf. 449 00:18:21,273 --> 00:18:25,669 And Riley, he's still figuring it out. 450 00:18:25,712 --> 00:18:27,018 Seems a little better 451 00:18:27,061 --> 00:18:30,892 now that his pal from Afghanistan got here. 452 00:18:30,934 --> 00:18:35,114 That guy is a gift from God. [chuckles] 453 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:37,028 You'd love him. 454 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,769 He's a funny kid, quirky. 455 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:42,556 Brings out the best in everyone. 456 00:18:48,648 --> 00:18:50,912 Hey, I've been thinking. 457 00:18:52,086 --> 00:18:54,133 You know how you used to joke 458 00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:57,179 about sleeping with Paul Newman 459 00:18:57,222 --> 00:18:59,224 if you ever met him? 460 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,271 Well, I give you my blessing. 461 00:19:05,317 --> 00:19:08,582 And speaking of needing blessings... 462 00:19:11,801 --> 00:19:14,282 I met someone. 463 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,113 She's real nice. 464 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,549 Funny. [chuckles] 465 00:19:20,594 --> 00:19:22,551 She got a great car. 466 00:19:22,596 --> 00:19:25,946 Believe it or not, with AM radio. 467 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,079 I think you'd like her. 468 00:19:29,124 --> 00:19:31,299 I do. 469 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:43,573 Captioning sponsored by CBS 470 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:47,097 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org