1 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:04,047 Hey, Al. 2 00:00:04,091 --> 00:00:05,048 Why don't you use a nail gun? 3 00:00:05,092 --> 00:00:06,397 It's easier. 4 00:00:06,441 --> 00:00:08,008 Something is easier than a hammer? 5 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:14,536 Payday. 6 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:15,493 Dugan. 7 00:00:15,537 --> 00:00:16,494 Thank you. 8 00:00:16,538 --> 00:00:18,366 Dugan.Thank you. 9 00:00:18,409 --> 00:00:21,064 Dugan. 10 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,979 Karimi. 11 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,635 Karimi. 12 00:00:27,766 --> 00:00:29,029 Pretty sure that's you. 13 00:00:29,072 --> 00:00:30,639 No, thank you. You already pay me 14 00:00:30,682 --> 00:00:32,075 by providing me with a home. 15 00:00:32,119 --> 00:00:33,946 What? No, you got to get paid. 16 00:00:33,990 --> 00:00:35,948 I feel like I should be paying you for teaching me a new trade. 17 00:00:35,992 --> 00:00:37,646 Lizzie, give him a raise. 18 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:41,519 Truly, Mr. Art, I see you as a father, 19 00:00:41,563 --> 00:00:44,479 and in Afghanistan, a father never pays his children. 20 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:47,482 I like it. Gonna have to get over there some time. 21 00:00:47,525 --> 00:00:49,658 Dad, offer it again. 22 00:00:49,701 --> 00:00:50,876 He just said he doesn't want to get paid. 23 00:00:50,920 --> 00:00:52,400 No, he's refusing three times to be polite. 24 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:53,662 It's a cultural thing. 25 00:00:53,705 --> 00:00:56,012 Really? Huh. Oh... 26 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,057 I insist, buddy. 27 00:00:57,100 --> 00:00:58,188 As you wish. 28 00:00:58,232 --> 00:00:59,537 Hmm. 29 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:00,582 ♪ 30 00:01:00,625 --> 00:01:01,974 ♪ Oh! 31 00:01:10,461 --> 00:01:12,376 You really didn't have to pay for all of this. 32 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:13,899 Where I come from, we always use our first paycheck 33 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,553 to treat loved ones to good food. 34 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:18,817 Okay, now I feel bad about this cereal. 35 00:01:18,861 --> 00:01:20,906 I only picked it 'cause it comes with a yo-yo. 36 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,082 [chuckles] 37 00:01:22,125 --> 00:01:23,953 Oh, look at that. 38 00:01:23,996 --> 00:01:25,041 I have been dreaming about 39 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,869 a car like that since I was a child. 40 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,653 Way to dream big. 41 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,307 There was a guy in my neighborhood growing up 42 00:01:30,351 --> 00:01:32,135 who had a car just like this. 43 00:01:32,179 --> 00:01:34,485 Oh, we thought he was so cool. 44 00:01:34,529 --> 00:01:37,445 In my country, women go crazy over the kind of car you drive. 45 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:41,013 It's nice to know shallowness is international. 46 00:01:41,057 --> 00:01:42,406 Will you take a picture of me with it? 47 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:43,712 I want to send it to my cousin Zubair. 48 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,888 Sure. 49 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,324 [shutter clicks] 50 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,021 Hmm. 51 00:01:49,065 --> 00:01:50,153 What's going on? 52 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:52,024 Is this your car? 53 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,243 Not for long. 54 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:55,071 I bought a lottery ticket.Ah. 55 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:57,073 Do American women love this car? 56 00:01:57,117 --> 00:01:58,074 I do all right. 57 00:01:58,118 --> 00:01:59,293 Ah. 58 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:00,468 You want to party? 59 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:01,512 You got a better shot 60 00:02:01,556 --> 00:02:02,731 with that lottery ticket. 61 00:02:06,952 --> 00:02:08,519 Yeah, he bought a car. 62 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,695 Why would I lie to you, Zubair? 63 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,044 [quietly]: Hey, did you buy a car? 64 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:13,437 [quietly]: No, but tell him I did. 65 00:02:15,526 --> 00:02:18,007 Yeah, I'm looking at it right now. 66 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:19,748 It's burgundy.It's burgundy. 67 00:02:19,791 --> 00:02:21,967 Your camera is broken.Ah, I'd send you a picture, 68 00:02:22,011 --> 00:02:24,318 but my camera's broken. 69 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,102 All right, take care, buddy. 70 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:27,321 Did he sound jealous? 71 00:02:27,364 --> 00:02:28,887 Oh, I thought he was gonna cry. 72 00:02:28,931 --> 00:02:31,847 [laughs]: Oh, I wish I could have heard that. 73 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:33,457 Hey, you're making good money now. 74 00:02:33,501 --> 00:02:34,937 Why don't you buy a real car? 75 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,417 Uh, no, uh, I have other things 76 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:37,766 I need to do with my money. 77 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:38,941 Like? 78 00:02:38,984 --> 00:02:39,942 Send it home. 79 00:02:39,985 --> 00:02:41,161 You're already doing that. 80 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:42,597 Well, I need to do it more. 81 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:45,077 And I need to contribute to this family, too. 82 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:48,298 I've noticed most of Lizzie's pants have holes. 83 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:51,388 Hey, it's okay to treat yourself. 84 00:02:51,432 --> 00:02:52,563 I can't. 85 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:53,869 Why not? 86 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,610 I wouldn't even know where to start. 87 00:02:55,653 --> 00:02:59,091 Well, let's figure it out. What do you want? 88 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:00,963 [sighs] Hmm. 89 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,574 My mother has always wanted to go to Mecca. 90 00:03:03,618 --> 00:03:05,097 I want to send her there. 91 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:08,623 That's what she wants. What do you want? 92 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,581 I want my family to be happy. 93 00:03:10,625 --> 00:03:12,017 Okay. 94 00:03:12,061 --> 00:03:14,585 Just for fun, imagine you don't have a family. 95 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,805 How is that fun? 96 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:18,241 [laughs]: Come on, man. 97 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,373 Haven't you ever bought something 98 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,765 just 'cause you wanted it? 99 00:03:20,809 --> 00:03:22,027 Hmm. 100 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,596 When I was a little boy, 101 00:03:25,640 --> 00:03:27,250 I found some money on the street, 102 00:03:27,294 --> 00:03:28,817 so I bought myself a slice of cake 103 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:31,254 with a thick layer of jam in the middle. 104 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:35,345 Mmm. I still remember how spongey and delicious it was. 105 00:03:35,389 --> 00:03:37,608 And I bet you enjoyed every bite of it. 106 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:38,740 I did not eat the whole slice. 107 00:03:38,783 --> 00:03:39,871 I brought the rest home to my family. 108 00:03:39,915 --> 00:03:41,351 I'm not a monster. 109 00:03:42,396 --> 00:03:43,832 All right, that's it. Come with me. 110 00:03:43,875 --> 00:03:45,529 Where are we going?None of your business. Come on. 111 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:52,014 I couldn't tell if the wiggly man out front 112 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:55,322 was inviting us in or trying to warn us. 113 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:57,846 Ooh, I could totally see you in this one. 114 00:03:57,889 --> 00:04:00,501 Cruising down the boulevard, turning ladies' heads. 115 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,503 I could never afford it.Oh, don't look 116 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:04,287 at the sticker price, that's the sucker price. 117 00:04:04,331 --> 00:04:06,071 You got to grind them down. 118 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:08,030 Riley, I know how to negotiate.No, I know you do, 119 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,727 but buying a car in this country is different. 120 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,207 They got tricks you haven't seen before. 121 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:12,426 I know all the tricks. 122 00:04:12,469 --> 00:04:14,079 She's a beauty, isn't she? 123 00:04:14,123 --> 00:04:16,821 It is the ugliest car I have ever seen. 124 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:19,215 I wouldn't drive this car if you gave it to me for free. 125 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,782 Well, it's practically free. 126 00:04:20,825 --> 00:04:22,871 Really? Wow. 127 00:04:22,914 --> 00:04:25,308 Ha, we're just looking. 128 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,397 Let me know if I can help. 129 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,921 Uh, well, I... I did have a couple questions. 130 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,663 Do you have anything like this in burgundy? 131 00:04:32,707 --> 00:04:35,318 Not used. But the new models come in burgundy. 132 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:36,537 Beautiful color. 133 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:38,234 I cannot afford a new car. 134 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:40,018 You wouldn't think so, but would you be surprised 135 00:04:40,062 --> 00:04:42,717 to know that the monthly payments are almost the same? 136 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:45,241 I would be very surprised. 137 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,938 And with repairs and upkeep on a used car, 138 00:04:46,982 --> 00:04:49,419 you might be saving money in the long run. 139 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,465 Anyway, I'll let you guys talk. 140 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:54,119 Hmm.Uh, wait, wait, can we just see it? 141 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,774 Only if you promise to take it for a test drive. 142 00:04:57,906 --> 00:04:59,473 What do you think? 143 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,303 It's okay. 144 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,306 Try the seat warmer. 145 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:12,442 Hmm. My bottom is no warmer than when I woke up this morning. 146 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,924 It takes a minute. [chuckles] 147 00:05:15,967 --> 00:05:18,100 Try the hands-free option. 148 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,754 What is that?For long drives, 149 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:21,799 you just set it and the car drives itself. 150 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,806 Seems like a useless feature, 151 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:30,417 but whatever. 152 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:34,159 Take your hands off the wheel and your foot off the gas. 153 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,510 Really?Yeah. Go ahead. 154 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,035 [whispers]: Bismillah. 155 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:44,300 What is happening? 156 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,347 It is like a ghost is driving the car. 157 00:05:47,390 --> 00:05:49,479 Turn on the radio. 158 00:05:49,523 --> 00:05:51,133 ♪ With you... 159 00:05:51,176 --> 00:05:54,789 You get three months of satellite radio for free. 160 00:05:54,832 --> 00:05:56,399 I do love free. 161 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:58,401 Once I was in the supermarket and... Oh, my God, 162 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:00,316 my bottom is getting warm. 163 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,319 Riley, I have to own this car. 164 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,800 Stay frosty, snowman. 165 00:06:05,843 --> 00:06:07,323 I can't believe she's arguing with her boss 166 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:08,759 to get us a better price. 167 00:06:08,803 --> 00:06:11,414 I hope she doesn't lose her job. 168 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,634 Good news, we got it. 169 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:15,200 Yay! 170 00:06:15,244 --> 00:06:17,420 Should we put your signature on it, make it official? 171 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,988 Hold on. Let me see this. 172 00:06:20,031 --> 00:06:22,947 This is all so crazy to me. No money down? 173 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:24,819 In Afghanistan, if you try to buy a car 174 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:28,475 without any of the money, they won't give you any of the car. 175 00:06:28,518 --> 00:06:30,651 Well, you are paying for it, you're just paying over time. 176 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:31,869 Ah. Mm. 177 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,175 So, this is the monthly fee? 178 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:34,350 Mm-hmm. 179 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:36,047 And the way they got it so low-- 180 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,920 which I had to fight for-- was they adjusted the APR. 181 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,531 Thank you for fighting for us. 182 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:43,359 Thank you for fighting for America. 183 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:47,189 Yeah, this all looks pretty good, uh, 184 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:49,365 but we want the extended warranty. 185 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,846 Unfortunately, that isn't included in the base price. 186 00:06:51,889 --> 00:06:54,196 Mm. It is if you want to sell us this car. 187 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,547 You are trying to get me in trouble. [laughs] 188 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,288 I'll be right back. 189 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:05,120 Dude, that was badass. 190 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,472 What do you mean you got a new car? 191 00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,952 You said you got a new car yesterday. 192 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,041 That was a lie. Here's the car. 193 00:07:13,084 --> 00:07:15,435 Ooh!Huh? 194 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,175 Check it out, Zubair. How's he gonna get in? 195 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:19,656 Oh. Oh.He's not holding a key. [gasps] 196 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,876 [car beeps] 197 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,965 What?Boom! 198 00:07:24,008 --> 00:07:27,708 Is the key in his pocket or is his car just happy to see him? 199 00:07:27,751 --> 00:07:30,406 The answer is both. 200 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:32,060 Where did you get all the money? 201 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,888 I just pay a little bit every month. 202 00:07:33,931 --> 00:07:37,587 It is the land of opportunity and small monthly payments. 203 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:40,503 Hey, Zubair, check out the stereo.Oh. 204 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:42,287 [music playing] 205 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,509 It is like Aryana Sayeed is in the back seat. 206 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:47,945 Look at this. 207 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:51,035 Huh? 208 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,646 You can stand up and talk 209 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:55,431 to American chicks on the street. 210 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,433 Here comes one right now. 211 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,130 Lizzie, look what I got. 212 00:07:59,174 --> 00:08:02,612 Wow, that is... How? 213 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,092 [music stops]First paycheck. 214 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:05,485 I told him to treat himself. 215 00:08:05,528 --> 00:08:08,313 Hello, Lizzie, I am Al's cool cousin. 216 00:08:08,357 --> 00:08:12,056 Name is Bair, Zubair. 217 00:08:12,100 --> 00:08:13,536 Yeah, I know who you are. 218 00:08:13,580 --> 00:08:15,407 You like everything I post on Instagram. 219 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,758 How about a follow back, girl? 220 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,936 Okay, Al, I wrote your check. It was not new car money. 221 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:23,851 It's okay. It was no money down. 222 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,592 No money down. 223 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:27,419 Come on, let's take her for a spin. 224 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:29,117 Lizzie, come with us. 225 00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,555 I will sit on your lap. 226 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:36,777 Even from 7,000 miles away, that is a hard pass. 227 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:43,174 After dinner, it would be my honor to take you for a drive. 228 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:45,307 Yeah, sure thing.Ah. 229 00:08:45,350 --> 00:08:48,571 Hey, I don't want to rain on your parade or anything, 230 00:08:48,615 --> 00:08:50,965 but are you sure you can afford this? 231 00:08:51,008 --> 00:08:52,488 If he couldn't afford it, they wouldn't have sold it to him. 232 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,578 [stifled laugh] 233 00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,319 You got something to say? 234 00:08:57,362 --> 00:09:00,017 I looked over the paperwork. They really took you guys. 235 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:01,758 Are you kidding? 236 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,630 If anything, we took them. Tell her, Al. 237 00:09:03,673 --> 00:09:06,371 Straight to the dry cleaners. 238 00:09:06,415 --> 00:09:08,591 Yeah, he paid twice what that car is worth. 239 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,767 That's not true. We got a great price. 240 00:09:10,811 --> 00:09:12,813 If you paid cash, dummy. 241 00:09:12,856 --> 00:09:14,641 You got screwed on the financing. 242 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,686 Stop trying to ruin this.Riley, pipe down, will you? 243 00:09:16,730 --> 00:09:18,035 I want to hear what she has to say. 244 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:19,167 Why are you listening to her? 245 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,864 Because she's good with numbers. 246 00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,258 You're good with... shapes. 247 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,174 Go ahead. 248 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:27,697 The interest rate increases 249 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,656 up to 20% after six months. 250 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,874 Yeah, that's fine. 251 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,484 It's the same deal I got on my truck, 252 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,138 and I'm not having any problem making payments. 253 00:09:35,226 --> 00:09:36,401 Wait, you're still paying on that? 254 00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,620 It's been, like, three years. 255 00:09:37,664 --> 00:09:39,361 Yeah, and in three more, it's all mine. 256 00:09:39,404 --> 00:09:41,668 I thought you got a great deal on that thing.I did! 257 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,147 The guy who sold it to me even said 258 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,541 I was the toughest negotiator he ever... 259 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,412 Son of a bitch. 260 00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:52,243 I'm gonna go down to that dealership and let 'em have it. 261 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:55,333 I mean, taking advantage of an immigrant and a moron-- 262 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,770 that ain't right. 263 00:09:58,075 --> 00:10:00,774 Just to be clear, you're the moron. 264 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:09,870 Hey, friends. 265 00:10:09,913 --> 00:10:11,088 You come back for more tea? 266 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,089 Yes.No. 267 00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,003 No. 268 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:14,570 So... 269 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,964 you like bamboozling people, do ya? 270 00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,400 Is that how you get your kicks? 271 00:10:18,443 --> 00:10:19,575 Is there a problem? 272 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,577 Yeah. You sold my friend here a car 273 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,927 for, like, eight million dollars. 274 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,234 Sir, I jumped through hoops to get him what he asked for. 275 00:10:26,277 --> 00:10:27,757 I'll tell you what you did. 276 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:31,065 You treated a war hero like a chump. 277 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,109 What-what's a chump? 278 00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:33,154 You. 279 00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,027 I'm ashamed to say I cannot afford this car. 280 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,464 I'm sorry to hear that. You were so happy yesterday. 281 00:10:39,508 --> 00:10:42,598 Because you filled my belly with tea and lies. 282 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:44,252 Point is, he's returning it. 283 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,254 Mm, check your contract. 284 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,603 You can't do that. 285 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,952 Isn't there a law, like a... 286 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,301 like a cooling-off period or something? 287 00:10:50,345 --> 00:10:52,042 Yes, there are a lot of laws like that. 288 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:55,263 But not in Ohio, which is why I sell cars here. 289 00:10:55,306 --> 00:10:57,569 Hey, listen, lady, we're not leaving 290 00:10:57,613 --> 00:10:58,788 till you take the car back. 291 00:10:58,832 --> 00:11:00,268 We could buy it back from you, 292 00:11:00,311 --> 00:11:01,878 probably for half of what you paid. 293 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,271 It's a brand-new car. 294 00:11:03,314 --> 00:11:04,359 That was yesterday. 295 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:05,969 Today, it's a brand-new used car. 296 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,885 It only has 20 miles on it. 297 00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,496 It has 450 miles on it.What? 298 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,542 I wanted to see Indiana. 299 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,545 Look, I'm done pussyfooting around. 300 00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:17,589 Get me your manager. 301 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:19,243 I am the manager. 302 00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,550 But you had to go to the other manager and talk to him. 303 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:24,205 Oh, wow. 304 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,250 Look, the car's brand-new. 305 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:28,557 Buy it back for the price you sold it to him. 306 00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,906 And why would I do that? 307 00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:31,734 Because it's the right thing to do. 308 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,476 Look, I got Pilates in half an hour. 309 00:11:34,519 --> 00:11:35,999 There is no prepayment penalty. 310 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,522 If you got the cash, 311 00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,915 you can pay back the loan as fast as you want. 312 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,047 Okay. 313 00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,048 Okay? 314 00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:42,571 I'll get more money. 315 00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,703 I can't pay you any more. 316 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,966 Mr. Art, I will get another job. 317 00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:48,664 You're the manager. 318 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,231 Are you hiring here? 319 00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,628 Ah, Lizzie, do you have a minute? 320 00:11:56,672 --> 00:12:00,110 Until I get a proper office with a door, yeah. 321 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:01,633 I need to find another job. 322 00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,244 Would you mind taking a look at my résumé? 323 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,506 Yeah. 324 00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,423 Uh, which page is your résumé? 325 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,425 All of them. 326 00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:12,688 This is more of a memoir. 327 00:12:13,645 --> 00:12:16,257 Oh, but this is how résumés are back home. 328 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:17,780 Also, my memoir will be much longer 329 00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:20,174 and include pencil etchings. 330 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:24,047 Okay, so this is every school you ever went to, 331 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:27,050 Mm-hmm.and every class you ever took, 332 00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:29,661 and here's a page of hobbies. 333 00:12:29,705 --> 00:12:33,187 Listed alphabetically from buzkashi to yo-yo competitions. 334 00:12:33,230 --> 00:12:34,971 I find that a wide range of interests 335 00:12:35,015 --> 00:12:37,321 is really what separates me from the rest of the pack. 336 00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:40,368 This isn't really how we do résumés here. 337 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,630 Only need, like, one page. 338 00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,371 One page? 339 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:46,461 That won't even cover all of my awards from primary school. 340 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,680 Let's just start fresh. 341 00:12:48,724 --> 00:12:50,813 When did you start working? 342 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:53,250 Uh, I was probably five or six.What? 343 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,817 That's child labor. 344 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,994 Yes, but in Afghanistan, we just call it labor. 345 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:01,258 Okay, so-so what was your job when you were five? 346 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,825 I sold crackers in the neighborhood. 347 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,609 But then I moved on up to selling green onions 348 00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:05,828 in downtown Kabul. 349 00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,395 You must have made a lot of sales, 350 00:13:07,438 --> 00:13:09,136 cute kid like you.No. 351 00:13:09,179 --> 00:13:11,529 Everyone there is used to seeing children sell things. 352 00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:14,228 That is why all your lemonade stands don't work on me. 353 00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:19,494 Okay, well, uh, what other kind of work have you done? 354 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,670 Hmm. Um... 355 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:22,976 Carpet weaving. 356 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:24,281 Ah, but it's been a while. 357 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,544 I don't have the calluses anymore. 358 00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,112 You know what? 359 00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,853 Why don't we just cherry-pick a few things out of here. 360 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:34,074 Cherry-picking. That's page five. 361 00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,815 We have the best cherries in the world, 362 00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,860 so it's always a good conversation starter. 363 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,166 [chuckles] 364 00:13:39,209 --> 00:13:41,168 Oh, starting conversations. 365 00:13:41,211 --> 00:13:43,039 It's under "special skills." 366 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,177 There he is. 367 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,831 Hello, Shawn. 368 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:53,397 Oh, uh, hello. 369 00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,486 How's your day been so far? 370 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,619 Uh, pretty good. 371 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,273 Last day of being grounded, so... 372 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,667 Oh, good, good, good. 373 00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,191 Let me ask you a question. 374 00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:06,019 Do you like your job? 375 00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:09,805 Uh, this looks like grueling work for one man to do alone. 376 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,894 Well, it's better than bagging and cleaning toilets. 377 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:14,114 And I don't have to talk to people. 378 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,332 Usually. 379 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,682 I really like talking to people. 380 00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,815 I can tell. [chuckles] 381 00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,340 Is it like this? 382 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:24,602 Is this how you do it? 383 00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,691 I am not afraid to be criticized. 384 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:29,390 Just make sure the labels are facing out. 385 00:14:29,433 --> 00:14:33,437 Oh, you want to know how to do something, ask an expert. 386 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,004 [sighs] 387 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:37,093 So, Shawn... 388 00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,139 I find myself in need of a second job. 389 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:41,141 Based on everything you know about me, 390 00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,969 do you think I would be a good fit? 391 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,971 I don't know, I... I guess. 392 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:46,189 Great! 393 00:14:46,233 --> 00:14:48,757 Would you take a look at my résumé? 394 00:14:49,671 --> 00:14:50,759 Is it too short? 395 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,717 I think I got some bad advice. 396 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,197 You don't need a résumé. 397 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,938 You just have to fill out an application. 398 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,027 I was hoping you would put in a word for me. 399 00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:59,899 I know how much influence you have around here. 400 00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,944 Everyone speaks very highly of you. 401 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:04,338 You know I'm 16, right? 402 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,643 Hmm. 403 00:15:05,687 --> 00:15:07,558 Would you like to meet my friend? 404 00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,082 He's 20. 405 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,130 Shall I start work tomorrow? 406 00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,613 Where you been? 407 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:20,180 I got a job at the supermarket. 408 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,224 Gonna be a bag boy? 409 00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,530 Courtesy clerk. 410 00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,053 According to Shawn, "bag boy" is demeaning. 411 00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:26,751 And now that I have a car, 412 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:28,449 I filled out an application for Postmates, 413 00:15:28,492 --> 00:15:30,668 but I am sure it is very competitive. 414 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,105 [phone chimes] 415 00:15:32,148 --> 00:15:33,193 Oh, look. 416 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:35,543 I was approved by Postmates. 417 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,327 That's great. 418 00:15:37,371 --> 00:15:40,678 Listen, um... [clears throat] I want to apologize. 419 00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,202 For what? 420 00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:43,986 For getting you screwed. 421 00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,728 I joins the Marines straight out of high school, 422 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,905 and anything we needed, they gave us. 423 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,387 You know, they taught me a lot of useful stuff, 424 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,911 but not how to buy a car. 425 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:59,959 Mm. That information helps me less today than yesterday. 426 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:03,788 I'm really sorry. 427 00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:07,531 I really thought I knew what I was doing, but clearly, I don't. 428 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,533 Riley, it is all right. 429 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:12,841 I believe that whatever happens is God's will. 430 00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,409 He is the best of planners. 431 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,281 So God wants me to be an idiot? 432 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,457 If it helps you get to where you need to be. 433 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,242 And where's that, exactly? 434 00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,070 Hey, I'm not God. I don't know. 435 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:29,075 But I do need to wrap this up. 436 00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,120 A woman from Franklinton just ordered ravioli 437 00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:32,948 from The Spaghetti Bucket. 438 00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:39,607 Got a minute, Numbers? 439 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,652 Shapes wants to talk. 440 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:44,655 Lots of people asking for my advice today. 441 00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:46,744 That does not bode well. 442 00:16:48,094 --> 00:16:50,487 I'm gonna ask you a favor, and there's a bunch of ways 443 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,054 you could use it to hurt my feelings. 444 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,274 Is it my birthday? 445 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,754 This is the contract I signed when I bought my truck. 446 00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:59,018 Okay. 447 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:01,846 I want you to explain it to me. 448 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:03,761 I thought you had it all figured out. 449 00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,894 And we both know that's not true. 450 00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,810 What part don't you understand? 451 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:11,726 Uh, just everything between "Jo Quincy Motors" and.. 452 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:14,033 my signature. 453 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,036 All right, let's take a look. 454 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,472 Thanks. 455 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,039 I don't want to make this mistake again. 456 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,041 And I'm happy to help. 457 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:26,306 Okay. Now, this here, at the top-- 458 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,003 that's your name. 459 00:17:37,752 --> 00:17:39,145 How's your delivery thing going? 460 00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,494 Oh, wonderful. 461 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,191 I make friends everywhere I go, 462 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:45,542 and my car smells like the food court at the mall. 463 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,110 Man, I hate that you have to work three jobs 464 00:17:48,154 --> 00:17:49,155 'cause of my mistake. 465 00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:51,070 No. I am glad. 466 00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,419 For the first time in my life, 467 00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,029 I bought something just for myself, 468 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,987 and I do not feel guilty about it. 469 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,077 Spoken like a true American.[chuckles] 470 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,905 Anyway, 471 00:18:00,949 --> 00:18:04,605 I told you I'd always have your back, so, here. 472 00:18:05,736 --> 00:18:07,216 What is that? 473 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,176 I sold my bike. It'll help you pay off your car. 474 00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:13,004 Riley, I... I cannot accept that. 475 00:18:13,048 --> 00:18:15,355 Take it. 476 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:17,096 But you loved that motorcycle. 477 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,141 Take it. 478 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,577 I like having three jobs. 479 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,840 Shawn says I have a lot of potential. 480 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:26,366 Take it. 481 00:18:26,409 --> 00:18:28,324 Oh, thank you, Riley Jaan. 482 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,413 I love you so much.[laughs] 483 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,112 [phone chimes] 484 00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:37,986 You want to go for a ride? 485 00:18:38,987 --> 00:18:40,858 There's a guy in Bridge Park who needs a burrito.