1 00:00:04,047 --> 00:00:06,310 Riley, take a picture of me with the lawn mower. 2 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:07,442 Why? 3 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:08,399 I want to send it to my cousin Zubair. 4 00:00:08,443 --> 00:00:10,488 He is going to be so jealous. 5 00:00:10,532 --> 00:00:12,055 He likes lawn mowers? 6 00:00:12,099 --> 00:00:14,840 He likes rich people, and I clearly am living with one. 7 00:00:14,884 --> 00:00:16,755 Mm. 8 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,627 Hmm? 9 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:24,459 One more. Yeah. 10 00:00:27,331 --> 00:00:29,855 Nice. All right. 11 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:31,335 Oh, yeah. Hey. 12 00:00:31,379 --> 00:00:32,423 Now-now look away. 13 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,208 Now look back at me. 14 00:00:34,251 --> 00:00:35,818 Yes. 15 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:37,472 Hey, let's do one of the ones where you're walking towards me. 16 00:00:37,515 --> 00:00:39,691 Yeah. Yeah. Ready? Go. 17 00:00:40,953 --> 00:00:41,867 Oh, that's beautiful. 18 00:00:41,911 --> 00:00:44,392 Oh, dude, the camera loves you. 19 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:46,829 Yep. We got it. 20 00:00:46,872 --> 00:00:49,092 Suck on that, Zubair.[laughs] 21 00:00:50,311 --> 00:00:52,878 All right. Great job, Hazelnut. 22 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:54,880 Here you go.Thanks, Grampy. 23 00:00:54,924 --> 00:00:58,536 Uh, Hazel, why did your grandfather 24 00:00:58,580 --> 00:00:59,885 just give you a dollar? 25 00:00:59,929 --> 00:01:01,713 'Cause I picked up the leaves. 26 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:03,541 But this is your grandfather's house. 27 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:05,065 Doing chores is your duty. 28 00:01:05,108 --> 00:01:06,631 Give that money back to him. 29 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,546 Dad? 30 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:09,721 Dad? 31 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,549 It's fine.It's fine. 32 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:12,811 It's fine. 33 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:15,553 ♪ 34 00:01:15,597 --> 00:01:17,077 ♪ Oh! 35 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:28,479 [gargling] 36 00:01:31,917 --> 00:01:34,224 I'll never get used to that. 37 00:01:37,358 --> 00:01:38,620 Riley. 38 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,361 Forgive me if I am overstepping, 39 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:43,842 but I do not agree with the way you are parenting your daughter. 40 00:01:43,886 --> 00:01:46,802 I don't agree with the way you gargle. 41 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:48,673 She is spoiled. 42 00:01:48,717 --> 00:01:50,284 Oh, no, she's not. 43 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:51,763 You clean up after her, 44 00:01:51,807 --> 00:01:54,157 you ask her what food she wants for dinner. 45 00:01:54,201 --> 00:01:56,812 When I have a child, they will wait for me to come home, 46 00:01:56,855 --> 00:01:58,857 take off my socks and rub my feet. 47 00:02:00,163 --> 00:02:01,991 Hazel wouldn't rub my feet if there was a genie in them. 48 00:02:02,034 --> 00:02:03,906 Because you have not taught her. 49 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:06,648 She does not see you rubbing Mr. Art's feet. 50 00:02:06,691 --> 00:02:08,171 Well, feel free to show her how that's done. 51 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:10,913 I recommend gloves, but you do you. 52 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:13,872 Children are like saplings. 53 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:16,701 They will grow in any direction you bend them. 54 00:02:16,745 --> 00:02:18,921 No, man, she's got her own personality. 55 00:02:18,964 --> 00:02:21,750 She's gonna grow into whoever she's supposed to be. 56 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,317 Now she has personality as well? 57 00:02:23,360 --> 00:02:26,233 I was not allowed to have a personality until I turned 18. 58 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:29,714 And this is the one you chose? 59 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:33,196 Dad, will you sit with me 60 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:34,197 until I fall asleep? 61 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:35,503 I don't want to have a bad dream. 62 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,461 Yeah, of course, honey. 63 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:40,899 Bad dreams are God's way of getting you ready for the world. 64 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:45,991 [cheering over TV] 65 00:02:46,035 --> 00:02:48,777 Do people watch basketball in Afghanistan? 66 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:51,867 A little, but we really like a game called buzkashi. 67 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:55,914 It is like polo, but instead of a ball they use a dead goat. 68 00:02:57,655 --> 00:02:59,396 Awesome. 69 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,703 But also sad. Hmm. 70 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,488 Is Michael Jordan in this game? 71 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,577 What? He's, like, 100 years old. 72 00:03:07,535 --> 00:03:09,101 Hey. Who's playing? 73 00:03:09,145 --> 00:03:11,800 Not Michael Jordan. [chuckles] 74 00:03:14,759 --> 00:03:16,021 You good? 75 00:03:16,065 --> 00:03:18,241 Oh, very good. 76 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:19,808 Good. 77 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:24,029 Hazel, you should stand up 78 00:03:24,073 --> 00:03:25,901 when your grandfather enters the room. 79 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:26,771 Why? 80 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:28,599 As a sign of respect. 81 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:31,080 What if you don't have legs? 82 00:03:32,081 --> 00:03:34,562 Hazel, an elder is wise. 83 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:36,564 Much like the rings on a tree, 84 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:38,566 the wrinkles on your grandfather's face 85 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:41,612 are the mark of experience and wisdom. 86 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:44,267 What if you're tied to the chair? 87 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,660 Stop finding loopholes. 88 00:03:49,968 --> 00:03:51,318 [exhales] 89 00:03:51,361 --> 00:03:53,276 You guys are messing with me. 90 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,540 Uncle Al says we have to stand because you're old. 91 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:58,107 AL: No, no, no, Mr. Art. 92 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,543 That is not what I meant. You are still very young. 93 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:01,153 Mashallah. 94 00:04:01,197 --> 00:04:03,765 Not even a single bud from a thousand flowers of your life 95 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:04,896 has blossomed yet. 96 00:04:04,940 --> 00:04:06,376 You just said he was wrinkled. 97 00:04:06,420 --> 00:04:07,508 I did not say that. 98 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:08,639 Yes, you did. No, I didn't. 99 00:04:08,683 --> 00:04:10,728 Yes, you did.No, I didn't. 100 00:04:12,164 --> 00:04:13,122 Calm down. 101 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,515 Grampy, can you get me some juice? 102 00:04:14,558 --> 00:04:15,690 Sure. 103 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,126 Uh, Mr. Art, please wait.Yeah. 104 00:04:17,169 --> 00:04:20,303 Uh, she is the one who should be getting you juice. 105 00:04:20,347 --> 00:04:22,305 I don't want juice. 106 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,002 Doesn't matter. 107 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:26,614 She needs to know her place in the family. 108 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:27,963 She should sit closest to the kitchen 109 00:04:28,006 --> 00:04:29,573 so that if anyone needs anything, 110 00:04:29,617 --> 00:04:31,314 she can happily run and get it for them. 111 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,621 The order should be the youngest by the kitchen, 112 00:04:33,664 --> 00:04:34,883 then the parents, 113 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:37,625 then the guest, then the elders. 114 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,104 Yeah, that's not gonna work. 115 00:04:39,148 --> 00:04:41,281 Puts me too far from the bathroom. 116 00:04:41,324 --> 00:04:42,630 What flavor? 117 00:04:42,673 --> 00:04:44,588 Grape, please.Excellent choice. 118 00:04:44,632 --> 00:04:46,590 Pairs well with popcorn. 119 00:04:48,592 --> 00:04:49,854 Yes, you did. 120 00:04:54,163 --> 00:04:56,208 [phone chimes] 121 00:04:58,036 --> 00:04:59,429 Oh, no. 122 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:00,648 Bad news? 123 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:01,953 The worst. 124 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:04,347 It is a picture of my cousin Zubair 125 00:05:04,391 --> 00:05:06,088 on a lawn mower you can ride. 126 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:11,354 "Very best number one"? 127 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,878 No matter what I have, he always has to outdo me. 128 00:05:13,922 --> 00:05:15,967 Dude, that picture's Photoshopped. 129 00:05:16,707 --> 00:05:18,361 How can you tell? 130 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:19,710 Well, the shadows are all wrong. 131 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:22,365 And that's Vin Diesel's body. 132 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:26,717 Oh, there is no level to which he will not stoop. 133 00:05:26,761 --> 00:05:29,372 Hmm. Can you do this Photoshop for me? 134 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,852 Yeah, easy. 135 00:05:30,895 --> 00:05:34,638 Then there is no level to which I will not stoop. 136 00:05:34,682 --> 00:05:37,119 [sighs] I told you I'd do it. 137 00:05:37,162 --> 00:05:38,555 Yeah, well, telling me you're gonna do it 138 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:42,037 won't fix the leak next time it rains. 139 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,168 Hey. 140 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:46,389 Somebody forgot to wash their ears. 141 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:47,651 Thanks, Grampy. 142 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:48,913 AL: Oh. 143 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:51,742 Now she gets paid to have dirty ears? 144 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:53,831 At least she helps me around the house. 145 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,225 Must have skipped a generation. 146 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:57,531 It'll get done today. 147 00:05:57,574 --> 00:05:59,576 I know, 'cause I'm gonna do it. 148 00:05:59,620 --> 00:06:03,275 Oh, don't try and guilt me. Guilt's not gonna work. 149 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:05,277 All right, wait up. 150 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,236 Hazel, 151 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,803 as the youngest, 152 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:12,067 it is your job to wash the dishes and to clean the kitchen. 153 00:06:12,110 --> 00:06:14,765 [chuckles] You're funny, Uncle Al. 154 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,898 [Lizzie laughs] 155 00:06:17,986 --> 00:06:19,553 Lizzie, as the next youngest... 156 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,293 Don't. 157 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:29,127 You think I'm doing a bad job with Hazel? 158 00:06:29,171 --> 00:06:30,390 Hell no. 159 00:06:30,433 --> 00:06:33,654 You're the second best dad on this roof. 160 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,483 Al thinks she's spoiled. 161 00:06:36,526 --> 00:06:38,310 Well, of course he does. 162 00:06:38,354 --> 00:06:41,749 Did he tell you how as a kid he played soccer with a rock? 163 00:06:43,838 --> 00:06:46,406 So I'm not messing her up somehow? 164 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,885 Look, if you were a bad parent, 165 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,800 you wouldn't even be asking the question. 166 00:06:49,844 --> 00:06:51,976 You're doing great. 167 00:06:52,020 --> 00:06:54,631 Speaking of being a great dad, 168 00:06:54,675 --> 00:06:59,636 I wish you'd reconsider coming to work for me, your great dad. 169 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,160 Please. Let's not go down this road again. 170 00:07:02,204 --> 00:07:03,858 Come on, what else you doing? 171 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:05,860 No one's paying you to do pull-ups. 172 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,602 I appreciate the offer, 173 00:07:08,645 --> 00:07:10,952 I just want to find my own thing. 174 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:12,606 Well, this could be your own thing. 175 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:15,478 When I die you'll be the boss of your own construction company. 176 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:20,048 I don't want to be the guy whose dad had to give him a job. 177 00:07:20,091 --> 00:07:22,398 You know, it just seems kind of pathetic. 178 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,227 You're living in my garage. It's already pathetic. 179 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,709 Just give me a little time. 180 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:31,276 Well, how much time you need? 181 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:32,669 You bailed on college, 182 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:35,367 you bailed on being a real estate agent. 183 00:07:35,411 --> 00:07:39,807 For God's sake, you bailed on being a bail bondsman. 184 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:41,243 All right, that's not my fault. 185 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:43,854 It was nothing like Dog the Bounty Hunter. 186 00:07:43,898 --> 00:07:46,596 Eh, stop screwing around. Come to work for me. 187 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:48,729 No. And quit asking. 188 00:07:48,772 --> 00:07:50,034 Where you going? 189 00:07:50,078 --> 00:07:51,122 Check on Hazel. 190 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:53,690 Well, at least think about it. 191 00:07:53,734 --> 00:07:56,345 I created a construction company that's deeply in debt. 192 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:59,261 I want to pass it on to somebody I love! 193 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:06,224 Where were you? 194 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:07,574 Outside. 195 00:08:07,617 --> 00:08:09,750 Barefoot? 196 00:08:10,577 --> 00:08:11,882 Yep. 197 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:14,885 [sighs] You cannot go outside barefoot. 198 00:08:14,929 --> 00:08:16,800 The neighbors will think you are a savage. 199 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:18,715 Grampy gets the mail in his boxers. 200 00:08:18,759 --> 00:08:20,456 I think it's too late. 201 00:08:21,718 --> 00:08:23,154 What's going on in here? 202 00:08:23,198 --> 00:08:25,069 That girl is out of control. 203 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:28,029 She is a few years away from being a bank robber. 204 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:31,075 Bend that sapling, bro. 205 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:32,555 [loud thud]ART: Damn! 206 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:34,209 LIZZIE: Oh, my God, Dad! 207 00:08:34,252 --> 00:08:36,080 You okay?Yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine. 208 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,865 What happened?He fell off the ladder. 209 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,693 Are you dizzy?Eh, maybe a little. 210 00:08:39,736 --> 00:08:40,998 Okay, all right, look at me. 211 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:43,174 You know what day it is?Uh, yeah. Five days 212 00:08:43,218 --> 00:08:45,089 after I asked you to fix the damn chimney! 213 00:08:45,133 --> 00:08:47,178 It really seemed like a bad fall. 214 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:48,919 Yeah, we're gonna take him to urgent care. 215 00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:50,094 Al, can you watch Hazel? 216 00:08:50,138 --> 00:08:51,269 Of course.Lizzie, 217 00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:52,967 give me some ice. All right.Okay. 218 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:54,708 Hazel, get the pizza boxes from last night and some tape. 219 00:08:54,751 --> 00:08:55,926 We're gonna make a splint. 220 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:56,971 Can you feel your foot? 221 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,539 Yeah, I feel it. It hurts. 222 00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:01,453 Why were you up there fixing the roof, Mr. Art? 223 00:09:01,497 --> 00:09:03,151 This is what your children are for. 224 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,240 Have you met my kids? 225 00:09:05,283 --> 00:09:07,764 Oh, good girl. Let's elevate his leg, okay? 226 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:10,550 Mm-hmm.[exhales] 227 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:11,681 [groans]Damn it. 228 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:12,987 Here. 229 00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,641 Thanks, Lizzie.Is he gonna be okay? 230 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:17,600 No, he's gonna be a pain in the ass for years to come. 231 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,820 Hey, my hearing still works. 232 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:21,343 What painkillers do you have in the house? 233 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,867 Oh, uh, all of them. Be right back. 234 00:09:25,042 --> 00:09:26,304 Bring something legal. 235 00:09:33,529 --> 00:09:36,619 Mm-hmm. Everything is fine here, Riley. 236 00:09:36,663 --> 00:09:38,752 I am making us something to eat. 237 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,492 Okay. 238 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:42,538 Call me when you know. 239 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:43,887 Grampy okay? 240 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:45,585 He will be. 241 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,021 They are taking X-rays. 242 00:09:48,805 --> 00:09:51,547 What is that? 243 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,114 It is called sabzi. 244 00:09:53,157 --> 00:09:54,724 It's my favorite. 245 00:09:54,768 --> 00:09:56,334 Great. 246 00:09:56,378 --> 00:09:58,423 You eat it. 247 00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:01,818 Hazel, you are being very disrespectful right now. 248 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:04,386 Come on, take a bite. 249 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:06,431 What's it made of? 250 00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,129 Spinach.I don't like spinach. 251 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,087 You will like my spinach.I'm allergic. 252 00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:11,828 Liar. You should have said that first. 253 00:10:11,872 --> 00:10:14,178 I know. 254 00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:16,006 Hazel, you cannot push me around 255 00:10:16,050 --> 00:10:18,356 like you do with your father and grandfather. 256 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,531 Now... 257 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:22,622 you will sit there until you eat it. 258 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,713 I hope you don't have any plans for the rest of the day. 259 00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:28,236 I do not. 260 00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:29,585 Good. 261 00:10:32,022 --> 00:10:33,763 Just so you know, 262 00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:35,852 I waited three years for a visa 263 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,637 to come to this country. 264 00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:40,422 I am a very patient man. 265 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,476 This is my fault. 266 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,740 I never should've let him go up there. 267 00:10:53,783 --> 00:10:56,264 Like you could've stopped him. 268 00:10:56,307 --> 00:10:58,919 Well, he's a piece of work, huh? 269 00:10:59,963 --> 00:11:01,486 Remember when we rushed him to the ER 270 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,227 to get his thumb sewed back on? 271 00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,186 [laughing]: Oh, yeah. 272 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:07,275 After they wheeled him out of the operating room, 273 00:11:07,318 --> 00:11:09,669 I asked him how he was doing, and he went... 274 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,409 "Great!" 275 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,761 [laughs][sighs] 276 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:18,503 You know, he's still on me to go to work for him. 277 00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,549 So why don't you? 278 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,203 Ah, I don't know. 279 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:24,684 Boy, that is feeble. 280 00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:29,036 It's hard to explain. 281 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:30,690 I got nowhere to be. 282 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,434 When I was in uniform, 283 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:39,176 I felt like I was doing something important. 284 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:42,092 You know, taking care of my guys. 285 00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,094 Helping the locals. 286 00:11:44,138 --> 00:11:46,227 Yeah, okay. 287 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:49,056 So it's hard going from all that to... 288 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:51,101 fixing kitchen counters every day. 289 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:53,060 It doesn't have to be forever. 290 00:11:53,103 --> 00:11:55,453 I mean... 291 00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,021 think of it like your marriage. 292 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:02,330 Thanks, sis. 293 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:05,028 Riley, I'm not trying to tell you how to live your life. 294 00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:06,464 You sure about that? 295 00:12:06,508 --> 00:12:08,118 You're an adult man who's sleeping 296 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:09,946 on a couch in his father's garage. 297 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:13,167 Maybe be open to taking advice. 298 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,737 [sighs] Fine. 299 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:23,394 You made a huge sacrifice for your country. 300 00:12:23,438 --> 00:12:26,528 Consider making a small one for your dad. 301 00:12:38,192 --> 00:12:40,368 Are you hungry yet? 302 00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:41,804 Nope. 303 00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,806 I think you are. 304 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,590 You look hungry. 305 00:12:45,634 --> 00:12:49,681 Once, Gandhi didn't eat for 21 days. 306 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:52,989 I did a report on him. 307 00:12:53,033 --> 00:12:55,209 What score did you get? 308 00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:58,342 That's not important. 309 00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,920 Don't you dare. 310 00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:12,400 Don't... 311 00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:13,793 you... 312 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,403 dare! 313 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:18,232 How dare you. 314 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,278 Why do you care so much if I eat this? 315 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,541 Because as your godfather, it is my job to make sure 316 00:13:23,585 --> 00:13:25,369 you become a good human being, Hazel. 317 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,675 Isn't that my parents' job? 318 00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:28,111 Yes, but you can never have too many 319 00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,765 loving adults criticizing a child. 320 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,943 If I'm gonna stay here for the rest of my life, 321 00:13:33,987 --> 00:13:35,510 can I at least get my iPad? 322 00:13:35,553 --> 00:13:37,251 Of course you have an iPad. 323 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,819 You probably bought it with your dirty ear money. 324 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,386 How will you ever learn to deal 325 00:13:42,430 --> 00:13:44,867 with the challenges and hardships of life? 326 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,869 I have plenty of hardships. 327 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:50,264 Like when the supermarket has no grape juice? 328 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:53,920 How about when my dad went to war? 329 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,272 And I had to be brave and not cry so he wouldn't be sad. 330 00:14:00,535 --> 00:14:03,277 And then he came home and he moved out again. 331 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,325 You probably lived longer with him than I did. 332 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,068 Right. 333 00:14:12,112 --> 00:14:14,505 Of course. 334 00:14:14,549 --> 00:14:17,291 All that time he was with me... 335 00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,120 ...he was not with you. 336 00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:21,817 Yeah. 337 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,561 But he would want to be with you every day if he could. 338 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:29,085 He didn't ask me to move into the garage. 339 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,826 Why do you get to? 340 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,655 Because, Hazel, that was the only bed 341 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,613 that was offered to me when I came to this country. 342 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:38,660 So I took it, and I said thank you. 343 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:42,142 Because I know how to be grateful for what I have. 344 00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,275 Well, I'm not. 345 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,625 One day, 346 00:14:47,669 --> 00:14:51,325 you will see that for the incredible luxury it is. 347 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:54,284 Not today. 348 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,417 Oh, I get it-- you are very stubborn 349 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,158 and always think you're right. 350 00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,290 Thank you. 351 00:15:05,992 --> 00:15:08,646 [knocking] 352 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,997 Hey, cute dress. 353 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,302 Hey, one more word out of you, 354 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:15,131 I'll turn around and bend over. 355 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:16,828 So what'd the doc say? 356 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,221 Hairline fracture. 357 00:15:18,265 --> 00:15:20,397 Said I have to wear a boot for a couple of weeks. 358 00:15:20,441 --> 00:15:22,443 I say I'll be fine by Monday. 359 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:23,531 Hmm. 360 00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,880 Because you know more than the doctor. 361 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,969 Exactly what I told him. 362 00:15:28,188 --> 00:15:31,278 So listen, I was, uh, thinking about your offer. 363 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:32,366 Oh, yeah? 364 00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,933 Yeah, I'm open to it. 365 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:35,673 But one thing. 366 00:15:35,717 --> 00:15:36,500 Seriously? 367 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:38,372 You think you get a thing? 368 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:40,417 Yeah. 369 00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,984 Well, think again. 370 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,508 I fell off a ladder, but I didn't land on my head. 371 00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,772 You want me, you take Al, too. 372 00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:49,426 That's it? 373 00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:50,906 Absolutely. 374 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,864 In fact, the hell with you, I'll just take Al. 375 00:15:52,908 --> 00:15:54,083 [both chuckle] 376 00:15:54,127 --> 00:15:55,955 What changed your mind? 377 00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,913 Honestly, Lizzie. 378 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:00,176 She said I should stop being selfish, 379 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,526 and do something for you.Oh! 380 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,094 Whoa, I'm doing this for you. 381 00:16:05,138 --> 00:16:07,096 You're not doing nothing for me. 382 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,489 The hell I'm not. 383 00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:10,360 I'm being selfless. 384 00:16:10,404 --> 00:16:11,883 Well, I don't want you to be selfless. 385 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,450 Well, too bad, I'm doing it anyway. 386 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:15,496 I sign your paychecks!And I'm saving your ass! 387 00:16:15,539 --> 00:16:17,237 My ass is fine-- you want to see? 388 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:19,021 Right. 389 00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,414 I'll see you later, old man. 390 00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:23,243 Hey, you want to get fired on day one? 391 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,425 We need to talk. 392 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:33,209 About ordering a pizza? 393 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,123 No. 394 00:16:34,167 --> 00:16:36,082 Then no. 395 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,476 I want to tell you a story about your father. 396 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:43,741 Okay. 397 00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,483 Once, we were on mounted patrol, 398 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,443 and our vehicle got stuck in a riverbed. 399 00:16:49,486 --> 00:16:51,532 No matter what the squad did, 400 00:16:51,575 --> 00:16:53,229 we could not get it out. 401 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,362 And we could see a ridge nearby 402 00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:57,407 where the Taliban could attack us from. 403 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:59,192 Everyone wanted to leave. 404 00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:03,239 But your dad knew if our truck got into enemy hands, 405 00:17:03,283 --> 00:17:06,416 they would use it against us, and there was no way 406 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:08,201 he was going to let that happen. 407 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,072 So what did he do? 408 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,335 He made us spend the longest, 409 00:17:12,379 --> 00:17:14,207 coldest night of our lives 410 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:15,947 waiting to be attacked. 411 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:17,427 Were you?Oh, yes. 412 00:17:17,471 --> 00:17:19,212 Just before the sun came up, they came at us 413 00:17:19,255 --> 00:17:20,778 with everything they had. 414 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:22,911 What happened?What do you think happened? 415 00:17:22,954 --> 00:17:24,304 We defeated them. 416 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:27,089 All by yourselves? 417 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:28,612 Well, there were a few F-18s 418 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,440 with laser-guided bombs that pitched in. 419 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,095 But we did the heavy lifting. 420 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,663 Dad never told me that story. 421 00:17:35,706 --> 00:17:38,579 Mm, he is modest, I am not. 422 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:41,973 My point is... 423 00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,585 the stubbornness I see in you 424 00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:46,456 is also in him. 425 00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,676 And sometimes... 426 00:17:48,719 --> 00:17:51,722 it can be a very good thing. 427 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,036 But this is not one of those times. 428 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,038 Now eat. 429 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:11,394 Okay, now give me abs. 430 00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,483 More abs. 431 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,007 Okay, that's too many abs. 432 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,489 Oh, yes. Much better. 433 00:18:19,533 --> 00:18:22,101 Can you have me riding a Jet Ski? 434 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,493 Hang on. 435 00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:26,148 Like... this? 436 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,019 Oh, Zubair. 437 00:18:28,063 --> 00:18:31,022 I am about to ruin your Monday. 438 00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,375 [indistinct chatter] 439 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,900 [phone chimes] 440 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:50,825 Da gora zoh!