1 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:05,353 So, there's three of you? 2 00:00:05,483 --> 00:00:07,572 Yep. My brother and I were both Navy, 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:10,184 and I have a sister who's a flight attendant. 4 00:00:10,314 --> 00:00:12,969 Ah. I'll bet she's seen more combat than both of you. 5 00:00:13,100 --> 00:00:16,973 Oh, yeah, the Sunday night flight back from Vegas is rough. 6 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,627 [chuckles]Hand me that ten. 7 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:22,109 Uh, when you bleed the brakes and refill them, make sure... 8 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,633 Yep, I already checked the brake lines for cracks. 9 00:00:24,763 --> 00:00:26,461 Wow. It's nice to meet a woman 10 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:28,463 who knows how to fix her own bike. 11 00:00:28,593 --> 00:00:31,031 It's nice to meet a Marine who knows how to read. 12 00:00:31,161 --> 00:00:32,989 [laughs] 13 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:34,382 Ah. You miss it? 14 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:35,687 Miss what? 15 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:39,343 Being in, being active duty. 16 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,911 Well, I don't miss being on a ship. 17 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:44,131 You and I are never going on a cruise. 18 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,697 [chuckles] 19 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,875 What's the longest you were at sea? 20 00:00:50,006 --> 00:00:52,095 Well, it was supposed to be six months, 21 00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:55,055 kept getting extended, turned into nine. 22 00:00:55,185 --> 00:00:56,317 Oh, man, I hate when that happens. 23 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:57,622 Yeah, and the galley 24 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,146 always knew when bad news was coming 25 00:00:59,276 --> 00:01:01,191 'cause they had us cook the crew a steak dinner. 26 00:01:01,322 --> 00:01:03,933 Try to soften the blow. Mm. 27 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,891 So, if you cook me a rib eye, 28 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:07,415 it means you're gonna break up with me? 29 00:01:07,545 --> 00:01:10,418 Now you know my tell. 30 00:01:10,548 --> 00:01:13,334 Hope it doesn't happen, but if it does, 31 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:15,292 I like it medium-rare. 32 00:01:21,733 --> 00:01:23,213 You want to go upstairs? 33 00:01:23,344 --> 00:01:25,215 Ooh, I don't know. 34 00:01:25,346 --> 00:01:27,391 It's getting kind of late. 35 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,959 Oh! [laughs] 36 00:01:30,090 --> 00:01:32,396 [laughs] Other way. 37 00:01:34,790 --> 00:01:37,271 And while many factors influence our decision-making, 38 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:40,187 those decisions turn out to be surprisingly predictable. 39 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:43,233 Mr. Karimi, we are not even one minute into this class. 40 00:01:43,364 --> 00:01:45,322 Yes, thank you. 41 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:48,282 Uh, my question is this doesn't make sense. 42 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:51,285 How can you predict what someone is going to do? You're not God. 43 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:52,851 I am during midterms. [chuckles] 44 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:54,418 Uh, that was a joke. 45 00:01:54,549 --> 00:01:56,116 I am not God. 46 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:57,943 Uh, "I... 47 00:01:58,074 --> 00:02:01,251 am not God." 48 00:02:01,382 --> 00:02:02,600 [grunts] 49 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:07,039 But it's a good question. 50 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:09,651 How do we predict human behavior? 51 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,305 Think of the grocery store. 52 00:02:11,435 --> 00:02:14,046 Studies show that when shopping carts are doubled in size, 53 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:16,745 customers will buy 40% more. 54 00:02:16,875 --> 00:02:18,399 Yes, Mr. Karimi? 55 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,401 I don't do that. 56 00:02:20,531 --> 00:02:22,185 I just buy the groceries I need. 57 00:02:22,316 --> 00:02:23,969 The size of the cart makes no difference. 58 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,015 You might think that, but grocery stores 59 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:29,323 do manipulate people into making unconscious decisions. 60 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:31,499 I actually work in a grocery store, 61 00:02:31,629 --> 00:02:33,283 and we don't manipulate anyone. 62 00:02:33,414 --> 00:02:34,850 Well, I already regret asking this, 63 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,895 but what do you do at the grocery store? 64 00:02:37,026 --> 00:02:38,506 I restock the shelves. But Shawn says 65 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,161 I'm only a few months away from being a bagger. 66 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:42,640 I bet you restock the shelves 67 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:45,556 at the end of the aisles more than the middle. 68 00:02:46,557 --> 00:02:47,689 I do. 69 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,082 That's because of a psychological principle 70 00:02:50,213 --> 00:02:51,867 called funneling. 71 00:02:51,997 --> 00:02:54,478 I-If you are implying that my manager Tom 72 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,132 is some sort of mastermind, 73 00:02:56,263 --> 00:02:59,353 he once came to work with his pants on backwards. 74 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:01,964 Now might be a good time to remind everyone 75 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:05,533 that this is a lecture, not a conversation. 76 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,970 Moving on, there are four colored circles behind me. 77 00:03:08,100 --> 00:03:11,060 Would you all think of one of those colors? 78 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:14,194 70% of you chose red. 79 00:03:14,324 --> 00:03:15,499 Show of hands. 80 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:20,591 Oh, what has he done to us? 81 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,072 ♪ 82 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:24,508 ♪ Oh! 83 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,389 Mm-hmm. My appointment is on Wednesday, 84 00:03:35,519 --> 00:03:37,652 but I need to see my therapist today. 85 00:03:37,782 --> 00:03:40,524 I'd rather not tell you what happened. 86 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,091 But, um... 87 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:44,049 it's something that never happens. 88 00:03:44,180 --> 00:03:48,097 And then the thing that always happens didn't. 89 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,620 Happen. 90 00:03:51,318 --> 00:03:53,102 Not as sorry as I am. 91 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,192 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll hold. [clears throat] 92 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:58,325 [Muzak playing] 93 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:02,285 Hey!Hey, bud! 94 00:04:04,418 --> 00:04:05,767 Is everything all right? 95 00:04:05,897 --> 00:04:07,551 Oh, everything's fine. 96 00:04:07,682 --> 00:04:09,597 You don't seem fine. 97 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:10,772 Well, I-I am. 98 00:04:10,902 --> 00:04:12,774 Totally fine. 99 00:04:12,904 --> 00:04:13,775 RECEPTIONIST: Mental Health Services. 100 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,081 Hi. Hey, uh, uh, 101 00:04:16,212 --> 00:04:17,561 yeah, I was looking to move up my appointment 102 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:19,259 with Dr. Wayne Patterson. 103 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,696 Oh, no, I was actually just on hold. 104 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,089 [Muzak playing] 105 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,224 Uh... Dr. Patterson, 106 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,660 isn't that your therapist? 107 00:04:29,791 --> 00:04:32,054 Al, can you just... give me some space? 108 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,274 What's the matter? 109 00:04:34,404 --> 00:04:35,666 Nothing. 110 00:04:35,797 --> 00:04:37,538 So you're just calling Mental Health Services 111 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:39,888 to see how they're doing? 112 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,064 I don't want to talk about it. 113 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:43,761 It's embarrassing.Riley, 114 00:04:43,892 --> 00:04:44,936 we don't have secrets. 115 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,503 We tell each other everything. 116 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,114 [exhales] 117 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:51,291 All right. Uh... [chuckles softly] 118 00:04:52,248 --> 00:04:53,771 On my date with Holly...Mm-hmm. 119 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,817 ...for the first time... 120 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,167 ever... 121 00:04:58,298 --> 00:05:00,300 I wasn't able to perform. 122 00:05:02,693 --> 00:05:05,261 Oh, that is embarrassing. 123 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,567 Yeah. 124 00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:09,134 Well, I have not been through that, 125 00:05:09,265 --> 00:05:10,788 but, based on TV commercials, 126 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:12,747 I am the only man in America who hasn't. 127 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:14,575 Thanks. 128 00:05:14,705 --> 00:05:16,272 You're welcome. 129 00:05:16,403 --> 00:05:18,100 Have you ever thought about keeping a handful of rice 130 00:05:18,230 --> 00:05:19,928 in your pocket?I have not. 131 00:05:20,058 --> 00:05:23,192 In Afghanistan, a groom will rub the rice between his fingers 132 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,325 so he is not stressed out about his wedding night. 133 00:05:25,455 --> 00:05:26,848 I'm sure my therapist will say the same thing, 134 00:05:26,978 --> 00:05:29,067 but doesn't hurt to double-check. 135 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:32,593 RECEPTIONIST: Thank you for holding.Yeah. 136 00:05:32,723 --> 00:05:34,377 I'm afraid Dr. Patterson has had to cancel 137 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:35,900 all his appointments this week. 138 00:05:36,031 --> 00:05:37,772 What? Why? 139 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:38,816 He's had a medical event. 140 00:05:38,947 --> 00:05:40,514 So have I! 141 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:42,603 What's wrong with him? When will he be back? 142 00:05:42,733 --> 00:05:44,692 I'm afraid I can't say. 143 00:05:44,822 --> 00:05:46,520 [sighs] 144 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,696 All right. Thank you. 145 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,828 [clinking] 146 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:53,744 Oh, Riley, 147 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:56,181 have you thought about swallowing raw eggs? 148 00:05:56,312 --> 00:05:57,531 Is that what Afghans do? 149 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,010 It's what Rocky Balboa does. 150 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,012 I bet he doesn't have your problem. 151 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:10,761 There he is! 152 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,589 See you did some laundry. 153 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:16,550 Yes. I did the laundry. 154 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:19,553 Laundry is nice, am I right? 155 00:06:19,683 --> 00:06:20,858 What do you want, Riley? 156 00:06:22,164 --> 00:06:24,035 Hey, um, so, uh... 157 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:26,560 when you and Lois are... 158 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:28,039 together... 159 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,085 Yeah. 160 00:06:30,215 --> 00:06:32,130 I mean, like... 161 00:06:32,261 --> 00:06:33,915 together. 162 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,917 I get it. 163 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,702 Right. So... 164 00:06:38,833 --> 00:06:41,401 are you, like, batting a thousand? 165 00:06:41,531 --> 00:06:45,100 Or does the manager ever have to come out and be like, 166 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:47,102 "It's not your night"? 167 00:06:48,103 --> 00:06:49,844 [chuckles]: Oh... 168 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:50,845 You mean... 169 00:06:50,975 --> 00:06:52,237 Yeah.Yeah. 170 00:06:53,195 --> 00:06:55,676 I never needed any help in that department. 171 00:06:55,806 --> 00:06:57,242 Got a lot of buddies who have.Mm. 172 00:06:57,373 --> 00:06:58,766 It's very common. 173 00:06:58,896 --> 00:07:00,985 Very, very common. 174 00:07:01,116 --> 00:07:02,465 Very... 175 00:07:03,727 --> 00:07:05,033 ...very common. 176 00:07:06,556 --> 00:07:08,428 You want to talk about it? 177 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:10,430 I thought I did.Hey. 178 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,257 There's nothing to be embarrassed about. 179 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:13,824 I could make a call to one of my pals, 180 00:07:13,955 --> 00:07:15,522 see if I can hook you up, 181 00:07:15,652 --> 00:07:18,089 but they'd know it's not for me. 182 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:19,787 [chuckles] I mean, 183 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:21,136 come on. 184 00:07:24,052 --> 00:07:26,141 Can we just pretend this conversation never happened? 185 00:07:26,271 --> 00:07:27,577 I already am. 186 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,237 Very common. 187 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:40,982 Professor Williams. 188 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:42,331 Hi. Am I interrupting? 189 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,332 Now you ask? 190 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:44,899 Not during lecture? 191 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:47,815 You won't believe this, but, at the grocery store, 192 00:07:47,945 --> 00:07:50,295 I proved your theory right.Is that so? 193 00:07:50,426 --> 00:07:51,775 Everything I put at the end of the aisle, 194 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,734 the customers would buy. Even the stale bread, 195 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:56,084 which my manager said showed real initiative.[chuckles] 196 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:57,999 Well, that's how it works. Thanks for stopping by. 197 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,740 See you inclass... 198 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:01,524 All this time, I thought 199 00:08:01,655 --> 00:08:04,005 psychology was about studying the minds of crazy people. 200 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:06,747 That is where a lot of the action is. 201 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,270 But it is everywhere. 202 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:09,924 If you want to buy something, psychology. 203 00:08:10,054 --> 00:08:11,752 You want to get married, psychology. 204 00:08:11,882 --> 00:08:13,928 This is starting to seem like a legitimate field of study. 205 00:08:14,058 --> 00:08:15,712 Tell that to my mother. 206 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:18,236 Professor.Yeah. 207 00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,977 You are such a fascinating person. 208 00:08:20,108 --> 00:08:21,457 Would you be interested 209 00:08:21,588 --> 00:08:22,371 in coming to my home for dinner tonight? 210 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:23,503 I feel like you and I 211 00:08:23,633 --> 00:08:24,678 can learn a lot from each other. 212 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:27,202 Uh, I am flattered, Mr. Karimi, 213 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,073 but I wouldn't want the rest of the class to think 214 00:08:29,204 --> 00:08:30,510 I was showing you any favoritism. 215 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:32,642 Oh, I think they all know I'm your favorite. 216 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:35,993 Here is my address. 217 00:08:36,124 --> 00:08:37,168 See you at 6:00. 218 00:08:41,433 --> 00:08:43,305 Riley, why aren't you getting dressed? 219 00:08:43,435 --> 00:08:44,959 My professor will be here soon. 220 00:08:45,089 --> 00:08:48,005 Zero chance I'm stepping foot out there. 221 00:08:49,006 --> 00:08:51,226 But it will be an opportunity to talk about your problem. 222 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,489 I'm not seeking those out. 223 00:08:54,446 --> 00:08:56,057 Well, at least stop lifting those weights. 224 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:58,973 It is not your biceps that need to get bigger. 225 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,413 This wine is fantastic. Thank you. 226 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,980 Oh, great. Glad you like it. 227 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,982 Let me guess-- end of the aisle? Huh?[chuckles] 228 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:09,070 [chuckles] 229 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,550 Oh, 230 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:11,899 it is a psychology joke. 231 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,204 You don't get it. 232 00:09:13,335 --> 00:09:16,556 Professor, the question I have is this-- 233 00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,819 when you acquire the power of psychology, 234 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:21,256 how do you ensure you are using it for good? 235 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:24,564 Well, good itself is a subjective concept. 236 00:09:24,694 --> 00:09:26,522 And you don't like having people over. 237 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:27,871 BRETT: So... so, Lizzie, 238 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:29,569 you-you said you do pottery? 239 00:09:29,699 --> 00:09:30,744 Yeah, when I can. 240 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:31,745 I love it. 241 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:32,920 I used to throw pots. 242 00:09:33,050 --> 00:09:34,312 At the wall, during my divorce. 243 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:35,966 I'm kidding. It was very amicable. 244 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:38,099 We share a cat.[chuckles] 245 00:09:38,229 --> 00:09:39,666 I-I actually made this. 246 00:09:39,796 --> 00:09:40,667 Stop it. 247 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,059 No, really. [chuckles] 248 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,584 I don't want to say I'm bowled over, but... 249 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:46,063 since you're smiling, 250 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:47,325 I'm glad I did. 251 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,111 Smiling is part of psychology. 252 00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:53,244 All of it is psychology. 253 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:56,073 Uh, so how do you like teaching at the community college? 254 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:57,597 It's nice. 255 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:59,120 It's a little more personal than the university. 256 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:00,600 I get to spend more time with my students. 257 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:01,601 Have dinner with them. 258 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:02,602 Hmm. 259 00:10:02,732 --> 00:10:04,473 Meet lovely people like you. 260 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,606 Well, cheers to that. 261 00:10:06,736 --> 00:10:07,781 Yeah. 262 00:10:08,782 --> 00:10:11,175 So, is your boyfriend also an artist? 263 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,613 Oh, I don't have a boyfriend. 264 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,963 Well, cheers to that as well. 265 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,185 Okay, enough cheers. 266 00:10:21,316 --> 00:10:22,534 Professor, did you bring your circles? 267 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:23,884 Never mind. I will make some. [grunts] 268 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:34,721 Well, that pot roast was truly delicious, 269 00:10:34,851 --> 00:10:37,288 which means a lot coming from a very strict vegan. 270 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:42,076 Well, it's not the first time my meat made a man switch teams. 271 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:43,643 BRETT: Liz, 272 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:45,557 your hair color is so fun. 273 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:47,081 It really fits your personality. 274 00:10:47,211 --> 00:10:49,170 Thank you. I do like to switch it up.Hmm. 275 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,824 What a cool form of self-expression. 276 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:51,825 It is. 277 00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,217 Isn't it, Dad? 278 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,524 Hmm. 279 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,357 See what's going on out there? 280 00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:03,532 Yes. 281 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,360 I can't tell you how sorry I am 282 00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,492 for bringing this spider into your home. 283 00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:08,493 What are you talking about? 284 00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:09,625 I trusted him. 285 00:11:09,756 --> 00:11:10,931 And here he is, 286 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:13,498 weaving a web around poor Lizzie. 287 00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:16,850 "Ooh, your bowl is so bowl-shaped." 288 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,373 [gnawing sounds] 289 00:11:20,375 --> 00:11:21,463 I like him. 290 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,334 Last guy she brought home had a chain 291 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:25,772 from his nose to his wallet. 292 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,991 If you invite a man into your home and he eats your food, 293 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,385 he should not make advances on a woman in your household. 294 00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,126 Advances? They're just talking. 295 00:11:32,256 --> 00:11:34,694 [sighs] Mr. Art, you are just trying to spare my feelings. 296 00:11:34,824 --> 00:11:36,347 On a subconscious level, 297 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:37,784 you are outraged. 298 00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,437 I will take care of it. 299 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,874 Promise you will not give this another thought. 300 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,006 I promise. 301 00:11:49,099 --> 00:11:50,405 There you are. 302 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,407 Aw, geez. 303 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,800 What are you doing here? 304 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:56,585 I'm checking on you. 305 00:11:57,804 --> 00:11:58,979 How the hell'd you find me? 306 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,545 You're a vet. You work for the V.A. 307 00:12:00,676 --> 00:12:01,851 It's a V.A. hospital. 308 00:12:01,982 --> 00:12:03,461 Not exactly Waldo. 309 00:12:04,549 --> 00:12:05,507 Y-You shouldn't be here. 310 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,683 Oh, don't mention it. 311 00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,990 No, I mean it's not appropriate. 312 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,992 Now you sound like the nurse. 313 00:12:12,122 --> 00:12:12,993 What happened? 314 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,777 I broke my hip. 315 00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:17,562 There was an icy patch outside of the Liquor Barn, and... 316 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:20,348 Don't worry-- I didn't break the bourbon. 317 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:23,003 Well, figured you could use a visitor. 318 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,570 I could use the bourbon. 319 00:12:26,615 --> 00:12:29,357 While I'm here, I do have something on my mind. 320 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,099 Hopefully I'll be back in my office in a couple of weeks. 321 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,753 So, you remem-- you remember Holly? 322 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,060 You know, you're lucky I can't move. 323 00:12:37,191 --> 00:12:39,410 We're at her place. We're hanging out. 324 00:12:39,541 --> 00:12:43,066 It's going well. Things are starting to happen. 325 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,112 But then... 326 00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:46,113 Uh-oh. 327 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,419 Too soon or not at all? 328 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:49,464 Second one. 329 00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:50,682 Oh, geez. 330 00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,076 Well, neither one's great. 331 00:12:53,207 --> 00:12:55,122 This never happened to me before. 332 00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,384 Mm.So it's not me, right? 333 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,081 Mm.It's her. It's got to be her. 334 00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,127 It's not her. 335 00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:02,216 Then who is it? 'Cause it's not me! 336 00:13:02,346 --> 00:13:05,654 [sighs] Look, a lot of veterans have this problem. 337 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,438 There's a whole bunch of reasons 338 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,310 which cause...Mr. Patterson, it's time for your surgery. 339 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:11,616 Thank God. 340 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,797 Hello, Professor. 341 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:18,885 Hey, there's my favorite student. 342 00:13:19,015 --> 00:13:20,800 I so enjoyed dinner last night. 343 00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:24,499 Mm, I bet you did, you spider. 344 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,981 Feel like I'm missing... something. 345 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:31,462 You have disrespected me and the honor of my family. 346 00:13:31,593 --> 00:13:33,377 How? I took my shoes off. 347 00:13:33,508 --> 00:13:36,511 I had meat for the first time in nine years. 348 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:38,513 It's clear you have your eyes on Lizzie. 349 00:13:38,643 --> 00:13:40,341 She talk about me? 350 00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:42,343 I sent her a Facebook request, but I haven't heard back. 351 00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:44,345 I am on pins and needles. 352 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,651 In my culture, it is unthinkable 353 00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,479 to be invited into another man's home 354 00:13:48,610 --> 00:13:50,438 and then make advances on the women in his family. 355 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:52,266 I am so sorry. I had no idea. 356 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:53,789 I trusted you. 357 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,791 Do you know how bad you have made me look? 358 00:13:55,922 --> 00:13:58,620 Oh, geez. I-I will absolutely stop pursuing her. 359 00:13:58,750 --> 00:14:00,491 I didn't know. If there's some kind 360 00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:02,929 of Afghan sensitivity training you'd like me to take, I will. 361 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:06,193 If not, uh, maybe you and I could develop one online. 362 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,457 Good. I'm glad we see eye to eye. 363 00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,372 [exhales] And, you know, 364 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,722 apart from the cultural stuff, 365 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:14,723 I should have known. 366 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,203 You should have. 367 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,510 Known what? 368 00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:21,686 You're living with a beautiful, talented woman. 369 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,645 It's natural that you have feelings for her. 370 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:24,951 How dare you. 371 00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,300 That is ridiculous. 372 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,171 Oh, no. I, uh... 373 00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:30,217 I must have misunderstood the situation again. 374 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:31,871 I do not have those feelings. 375 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,220 Maybe not consciously. 376 00:14:33,350 --> 00:14:34,699 Subconsciously, who knows? 377 00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,918 I do. 378 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,528 I know. Riley is like my brother, 379 00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:39,443 which makes Lizzie practically like my sister. 380 00:14:39,574 --> 00:14:41,402 We are done here. 381 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,578 [exhales] 382 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:46,189 And what kind of man has feelings for his sister? 383 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,712 Not this man! 384 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:57,418 [singsongy]: Look who's back. 385 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,202 Oh, God. 386 00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,075 According to the gang at the nurses' station, 387 00:15:02,205 --> 00:15:03,598 your surgery went great. 388 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:05,078 Oh, and if they ask, I'm your son. 389 00:15:05,208 --> 00:15:06,862 That's the only way they'd let me in. 390 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,996 So, I was thinking about what you said. [exhales] 391 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,388 You're wrong. 392 00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,260 It's got to be Holly's fault.[grunts] 393 00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:15,784 When I press this button, 394 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:19,788 uh, it gives me more painkiller and I pass out. 395 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:23,705 So, I'm gonna give you 90 seconds. 396 00:15:24,706 --> 00:15:27,100 Fine. One, I'm in great shape. 397 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:28,928 Two, never happened with Vanessa. 398 00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:32,105 Three, every other woman, no complaints. 399 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:34,020 Okay, some complaints, but it was mostly about me 400 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,805 being "emotionally unavailable." 401 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,113 Okay. Were any of these women special to you? 402 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,724 No. [exhales] 403 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,291 No. 404 00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:45,857 Nyet. 405 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,511 That was Natasha. She was a gymnast. 406 00:15:47,642 --> 00:15:48,904 Okay. 407 00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:50,906 Okay, do you think Holly may be 408 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,909 your first actual relationship since your wife? 409 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,476 Well, I just started seeing her. 410 00:15:55,606 --> 00:15:58,870 I don't know if I'd use big words like "relationship." 411 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,481 But... 412 00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:01,482 I guess. 413 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:02,962 All right. There you go. 414 00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:05,268 It's different. More pressure. 415 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,097 So, what, because I like her, that's a problem? 416 00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,188 Riley, if I ask you to make a three-foot putt, 417 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:14,277 do you think you could do it?Sure. 418 00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,801 What if there was a million dollars on it? 419 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,151 [scoffs] 420 00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,501 I don't know. Maybe. 421 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:24,505 See? When there's more on the line, it's tougher to do. 422 00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,202 But I thrive under pressure. 423 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,638 I've been in combat. 424 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,249 Well, sex ain't combat. 425 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:31,381 Unless that's her thing. 426 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,994 [sighs deeply] 427 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:36,865 So how am I supposed to stop feeling pressure? 428 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:39,085 Lee Marvin. 429 00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:44,264 I'm sorry. I think the morphine just kicked in. 430 00:16:46,135 --> 00:16:48,137 Cat Ballou.[sighs] 431 00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,183 Dirty Dozen. 432 00:16:50,313 --> 00:16:52,359 E-Ernie Borgnine! 433 00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,538 [knocking] 434 00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:58,974 Hey. Al.Yeah. 435 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,323 Can I ask you something? 436 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:01,281 Of course. 437 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,196 Would you be upset 438 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:06,373 if I asked your professor out on a date? 439 00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,114 Why would I be upset? 440 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:11,030 I have no feelings about it whatsoever. 441 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,335 Really? 442 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,380 None? 443 00:17:13,510 --> 00:17:14,859 None. Why, did he say something? 444 00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:16,339 It's a lie. 445 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,560 No, I-I just don't want to make things awkward 446 00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:20,648 for you at school. 447 00:17:20,778 --> 00:17:21,649 No, go ahead. 448 00:17:21,779 --> 00:17:23,433 It makes no difference to me. 449 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,218 You sure?Absolutely. 450 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:28,264 Great. Thanks. 451 00:17:30,527 --> 00:17:31,702 You're taking things out of the dryer 452 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,052 and putting them in the washer. 453 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:34,836 Don't tell me how to do my laundry. 454 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,539 [rock music playing] 455 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:43,584 Hey. 456 00:17:43,714 --> 00:17:45,238 Hey! Where you been? 457 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,979 Sorry I didn't answer your texts. 458 00:17:49,285 --> 00:17:51,418 [quietly]: I'm sorry about the other night. 459 00:17:51,548 --> 00:17:53,159 What are you sorry about? 460 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,421 We had fun. 461 00:17:54,551 --> 00:17:57,337 Yeah, but we didn't have all the fun. 462 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,252 It happens. 463 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:03,560 Not to me. 464 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:07,173 I think it's 'cause, with other girls, 465 00:18:07,303 --> 00:18:08,739 it was like... 466 00:18:08,870 --> 00:18:11,133 I had my car keys in my hand the whole time. 467 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,222 I don't remember names, I don't remember faces... 468 00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:16,095 Boy, I hope this was not a prepared speech. 469 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,749 I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm saying. 470 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,448 This... is not a big deal. 471 00:18:21,578 --> 00:18:23,276 It is. 472 00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:25,974 It's like golf. 473 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,411 Even if you're a pro, it's hard to sink a three-foot putt 474 00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,065 with a million bucks on the line. 475 00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,285 So, in this metaphor, 476 00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,069 you're the pro? 477 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,724 And you're the million bucks. 478 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,119 I like hanging out with you. 479 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:42,164 So how 'bout we keep hanging out 480 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,427 and we don't worry about the rest? 481 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,562 And how long are you gonna be happy with that? 482 00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:49,954 I don't know. 483 00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:52,435 But I do know the happiest I've been all week 484 00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:54,263 is when you walked through that door. 485 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:56,787 Damn it. 486 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,442 When it works, you're in for a treat. 487 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,147 [doorbell rings][cheering on TV] 488 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:10,018 I'll get it.You sure? 489 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:12,455 'Cause I was just about to get up. 490 00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:16,851 Hello, Mr. Karimi. 491 00:19:16,981 --> 00:19:18,374 Hello, Professor. 492 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,854 Can I talk to you for a minute? 493 00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:21,290 Sure.Ah. 494 00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:28,689 Before you say anything, Lizzie initiated this date. 495 00:19:28,819 --> 00:19:31,735 And I spoke to HR about it and they said it was okay, 496 00:19:31,866 --> 00:19:33,650 which-- trust me-- they do not always do. 497 00:19:33,781 --> 00:19:35,174 Mm. Oh. 498 00:19:35,304 --> 00:19:37,350 I know. And I'm perfectly happy for you. 499 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,352 I just want you to know that you were wrong 500 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:41,702 when you accused me of having secret feelings. 501 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:44,183 Well, not secret-- subconscious feelings. 502 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:47,795 It is you who has those feelings for Lizzie, not me. 503 00:19:47,925 --> 00:19:49,362 It's called projection. 504 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,191 That's right. I read ahead. 505 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,541 Hey. 506 00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:56,804 You ready to go? 507 00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:58,414 Absolutely. 508 00:19:59,459 --> 00:20:01,025 Have so much fun! 509 00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:02,244 Or don't. 510 00:20:02,375 --> 00:20:04,333 I don't care. 511 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:12,211 Captioning sponsored by CBS 512 00:20:15,344 --> 00:20:18,347 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org