1 00:00:00,776 --> 00:00:02,473 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:02,604 --> 00:00:04,910 It's just five years. 3 00:00:07,348 --> 00:00:08,349 Let's talk about something else. 4 00:00:10,002 --> 00:00:12,527 [percussive music] 5 00:00:12,657 --> 00:00:14,442 [Miles] So my girl and my son 6 00:00:14,572 --> 00:00:16,139 moved into my mom's house until further notice. 7 00:00:16,226 --> 00:00:18,185 My sister and her are already at each other's throats, 8 00:00:18,315 --> 00:00:19,838 probably because my sister's 9 00:00:19,969 --> 00:00:21,362 trying to start her own strip club, 10 00:00:21,449 --> 00:00:23,451 and so far, it's operating out of the living room. 11 00:00:23,538 --> 00:00:24,756 Meanwhile, Sean is running wild 12 00:00:24,887 --> 00:00:25,975 and asking where I am. 13 00:00:26,105 --> 00:00:27,585 Is Dad gonna come to grandma's? 14 00:00:27,716 --> 00:00:28,804 [Miles] But for now, Ashley got to raise 15 00:00:28,934 --> 00:00:30,849 our little karate kid all on her own. 16 00:00:34,505 --> 00:00:37,073 [groaning and grunting on TV] 17 00:00:38,901 --> 00:00:40,946 Baba Yaga! 18 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:43,601 [intense music playing on TV] 19 00:00:43,775 --> 00:00:46,561 ♪ ♪ 20 00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:50,565 [exhales deeply] 21 00:00:50,695 --> 00:00:51,566 [dramatic music] 22 00:00:51,696 --> 00:00:53,089 [man chuckles] 23 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,221 [man] Hello, little boy. 24 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:58,094 Hiyah! 25 00:00:58,268 --> 00:01:01,010 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:03,578 --> 00:01:05,406 [Sean] Baba Yaga! 27 00:01:11,803 --> 00:01:13,022 [Sean] Baba Yaga! 28 00:01:13,109 --> 00:01:15,459 [chuckles] 29 00:01:16,417 --> 00:01:18,941 It comes with a blazer too, girl, okay? 30 00:01:19,071 --> 00:01:21,639 -It's not just this. -Where are you going today? 31 00:01:21,726 --> 00:01:25,339 I have a meeting at the bank about getting a loan. 32 00:01:25,469 --> 00:01:26,688 Hiyah! 33 00:01:26,818 --> 00:01:28,994 [grunting] 34 00:01:29,168 --> 00:01:31,954 ♪ ♪ 35 00:01:34,565 --> 00:01:36,698 Hiyah! 36 00:01:36,828 --> 00:01:39,353 I've got you now, you little crazy kid. 37 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,485 I look cute, I look professional, 38 00:01:41,616 --> 00:01:43,182 and, girl, I smell delicious. 39 00:01:43,313 --> 00:01:45,359 -All of that is true. -Mm-hmm. 40 00:01:45,446 --> 00:01:46,577 But are you tryna fuck the bank? 41 00:01:46,708 --> 00:01:48,100 [chuckles] 42 00:01:48,231 --> 00:01:49,841 "Oh, are you tryna fuck the bank?" 43 00:01:49,972 --> 00:01:52,496 -[yelling] -Stop swing--oh! Kid! 44 00:01:55,151 --> 00:01:57,806 -Hiyah! -No, not the face. 45 00:01:57,893 --> 00:01:59,373 [yelling] 46 00:01:59,503 --> 00:02:01,288 [blows] 47 00:02:01,462 --> 00:02:03,464 ♪ ♪ 48 00:02:03,594 --> 00:02:04,682 Hiyah! 49 00:02:04,856 --> 00:02:07,337 ♪ ♪ 50 00:02:12,516 --> 00:02:14,692 You can wear anything of mine if you want. 51 00:02:14,823 --> 00:02:17,260 Mm-mm, I like my clothes, nigga. 52 00:02:17,391 --> 00:02:19,131 Plus, I make more money than you, 53 00:02:19,262 --> 00:02:20,568 so I don't want to wear none of your little flannels. 54 00:02:20,698 --> 00:02:22,004 You gonna take them grills out though? 55 00:02:22,134 --> 00:02:24,441 -Mm-mm. -Hiyah! 56 00:02:24,572 --> 00:02:26,095 Oh! [gasps] 57 00:02:26,225 --> 00:02:28,706 Motherfucker! Oh, hell no. 58 00:02:28,793 --> 00:02:31,100 You do not kick your tía. 59 00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:34,059 -Whoa, what happened? -I didn't see it. 60 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:37,062 Little Sean Wick over here kicked a hole through my thigh. 61 00:02:37,193 --> 00:02:39,500 -Ashley, he not in trouble? -Oof. 62 00:02:39,630 --> 00:02:42,285 -Time for the rule of three. -Uh, rule of what now? 63 00:02:42,416 --> 00:02:43,939 If you plan it out right, 64 00:02:44,069 --> 00:02:45,506 you only have to physically discipline your kid 65 00:02:45,636 --> 00:02:47,072 three times in his life, 66 00:02:47,203 --> 00:02:49,423 and some healthy fear should do the rest. 67 00:02:49,510 --> 00:02:50,685 You do it once when they're little, 68 00:02:50,815 --> 00:02:52,469 once at the tweens, 69 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:54,253 and once when they're 17 for the finale. 70 00:02:54,384 --> 00:02:56,473 -Like, beat him? -I don't like that word. 71 00:02:56,604 --> 00:02:58,127 Uh, yeah, like, beat him. 72 00:02:58,214 --> 00:03:01,522 You need to beat that ass, Ashley. 73 00:03:01,652 --> 00:03:03,524 This is how you mom-in' now, huh? 74 00:03:03,611 --> 00:03:05,917 Fuck! These are a fuckin' grip. 75 00:03:07,310 --> 00:03:09,443 Damn. 76 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:11,532 -Good luck on your interview! -Shut the fuck up! 77 00:03:11,662 --> 00:03:13,011 Buy me some new shit. 78 00:03:14,926 --> 00:03:16,537 Did she get all three of hers? 79 00:03:16,624 --> 00:03:18,800 I never mustered up the courage to do the last one. 80 00:03:18,887 --> 00:03:20,715 -She's terrifying. -Yeah, no shit. 81 00:03:20,845 --> 00:03:22,978 So you beat Miles and Trish? 82 00:03:23,065 --> 00:03:25,372 -Not "beat." -I don't think I could ever-- 83 00:03:25,502 --> 00:03:27,286 -Hiyah! -Oh, my God! 84 00:03:27,417 --> 00:03:29,071 Sean! 85 00:03:33,292 --> 00:03:34,903 Ow. 86 00:03:35,077 --> 00:03:37,819 ♪ ♪ 87 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:49,004 Then he came in the kitchen like a John Wickninja, 88 00:03:49,134 --> 00:03:51,615 kicked Trish, and then he kicked me. 89 00:03:51,746 --> 00:03:55,924 Well, I hope you kicked his little baby dragon ass back. 90 00:03:56,054 --> 00:03:59,362 I hope you just judo chopped him to the neck, 91 00:03:59,493 --> 00:04:01,712 swept out a leg, hit him with a lil' viper fang, 92 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:03,758 a lil'--lil' panther knuckle or something, 93 00:04:03,888 --> 00:04:07,675 a lil' come from behind and--sc--scorpion...tail, 94 00:04:07,805 --> 00:04:10,112 lil'--lil falcon talon, wrestle him to the ground. 95 00:04:10,242 --> 00:04:13,637 I did not viper fang our child. [chuckles] 96 00:04:13,724 --> 00:04:16,466 [laughter] 97 00:04:17,989 --> 00:04:20,470 No, I sent him to Nancy's. 98 00:04:20,601 --> 00:04:22,341 Oh, good. She'll do it. 99 00:04:22,472 --> 00:04:23,865 Wap-wap. 100 00:04:23,952 --> 00:04:26,998 No, he's on timeout until I get home. 101 00:04:27,085 --> 00:04:28,609 Rainey thinks I should beat him. 102 00:04:28,739 --> 00:04:32,395 Oh, well, the rule of three. 103 00:04:32,526 --> 00:04:34,484 What is with y'all? You know I hate violence. 104 00:04:34,571 --> 00:04:36,355 Since when? 105 00:04:36,486 --> 00:04:37,661 Since when do you hate violence? 106 00:04:37,792 --> 00:04:39,881 I do with rare exception. 107 00:04:40,011 --> 00:04:42,579 This the same Ashley who broke Rachel Brooks' nose at prom 108 00:04:42,710 --> 00:04:43,972 over a dress? 109 00:04:44,102 --> 00:04:45,669 Over a dress. 110 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,325 I showed that bitch what dress I was finna get, 111 00:04:49,412 --> 00:04:52,023 and then she bought the same fuckin' dress! 112 00:04:52,154 --> 00:04:54,504 -No cursing. -No cursing. 113 00:04:54,591 --> 00:04:56,767 Come on, I'm just saying 114 00:04:56,898 --> 00:04:59,857 you have your own relationship with violence. 115 00:04:59,988 --> 00:05:03,121 As do I, as do I. Guilty, guilty. 116 00:05:03,208 --> 00:05:06,037 You and I grew up way rougher than Sean. 117 00:05:06,168 --> 00:05:08,039 He's a sweet boy who needs discipline. 118 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:09,780 That's what martial arts is for. 119 00:05:09,911 --> 00:05:12,043 Yeah, but he's still growing up in West Oakland. 120 00:05:12,130 --> 00:05:14,045 Name one motherfucker that didn't grow up fighting 121 00:05:14,176 --> 00:05:15,656 or getting fought. 122 00:05:15,743 --> 00:05:17,701 -It's not that different now. -Hmm. 123 00:05:20,704 --> 00:05:22,184 Does he know where I am yet? 124 00:05:25,056 --> 00:05:27,102 [sighs] No. 125 00:05:29,278 --> 00:05:30,845 I gotta figure out the best way to-- 126 00:05:32,716 --> 00:05:33,717 I get it. 127 00:05:36,415 --> 00:05:40,028 I miss him...but I get it. 128 00:05:42,900 --> 00:05:44,511 Janelle says you won't do all the time. 129 00:05:46,121 --> 00:05:47,035 It could be less. 130 00:05:48,863 --> 00:05:50,255 It was less for Collin. 131 00:05:51,300 --> 00:05:52,780 I really don't wanna talk about this, babe. 132 00:05:54,216 --> 00:05:57,001 Um, your job called. 133 00:05:57,132 --> 00:05:58,960 [Miles] Hm. 134 00:05:59,090 --> 00:06:01,310 I gotta clear out your locker and pick up your last check. 135 00:06:02,616 --> 00:06:06,184 -Hmm. -What? 136 00:06:06,315 --> 00:06:08,796 Trying to remember if I have anything embarrassing in there. 137 00:06:08,883 --> 00:06:12,930 -Oh. -No, I'm good. 138 00:06:13,017 --> 00:06:14,715 Oh, I can't wait now. [chuckles] 139 00:06:16,847 --> 00:06:19,546 [Kamaiyah's "Dope Bitch"] 140 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,549 ♪ ♪ 141 00:06:22,723 --> 00:06:23,767 ♪ Dope bitch, dope bitch ♪ 142 00:06:23,941 --> 00:06:25,508 ♪ Dope bitch, dope bitch ♪ 143 00:06:25,595 --> 00:06:28,555 ♪ Dope bitch straight up outta Oakland ♪ 144 00:06:28,729 --> 00:06:31,035 ♪ Dope bitch, dope bitch, dope bitch, dope bitch ♪ 145 00:06:31,209 --> 00:06:33,516 ♪ Dope bitch all she do is dope shit ♪ 146 00:06:33,690 --> 00:06:36,519 ♪ Coldest chick on two feet that you probably ever saw ♪ 147 00:06:36,693 --> 00:06:38,869 ♪ Illest chick alive in some panties and a bra ♪ 148 00:06:39,043 --> 00:06:40,523 ♪ Fuck with big dog ♪ 149 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:42,438 ♪ I don't fuck with broads ♪ 150 00:06:42,525 --> 00:06:44,832 ♪ Never trust a bitch 'cause these hoes all frauds ♪ 151 00:06:45,006 --> 00:06:47,835 ♪ Cold-mack a nigga, got a cold-mackin' Nina ♪ 152 00:06:48,009 --> 00:06:49,793 ♪ This lavender Glock will make you do the macarena ♪ 153 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:52,840 ♪ Bitch, please bitch, please ♪ 154 00:06:52,927 --> 00:06:55,407 ♪ My K-Swiss cost more than your weave with ease ♪ 155 00:06:55,582 --> 00:06:58,323 ♪ Hey, ho, you's a broke bitch ♪ 156 00:06:58,497 --> 00:07:00,499 ♪ I'm a dope bitch straight up outta Oakland ♪ 157 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,459 -You must be Trish. -Mm-hmm. 158 00:07:03,546 --> 00:07:06,375 [sighs] I'm here for a business loan. 159 00:07:06,505 --> 00:07:08,203 Great. Please, have a seat. 160 00:07:10,205 --> 00:07:10,945 [clears throat] 161 00:07:14,209 --> 00:07:15,819 So tell me a little about yourself. 162 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:17,647 [chuckles] Oh, me? 163 00:07:17,734 --> 00:07:19,649 I'm just a soil-savvy-ass chica from the West 164 00:07:19,736 --> 00:07:21,172 trying to come up on some chalupa 165 00:07:21,303 --> 00:07:23,218 so me and my whole squad can eat. 166 00:07:23,305 --> 00:07:24,567 You feel what I'm talking about? 167 00:07:24,698 --> 00:07:26,438 By far. Okay, so what that loan do? 168 00:07:26,569 --> 00:07:28,266 [chuckles] Right. 169 00:07:28,353 --> 00:07:29,441 Let me direct traffic for a hot second. 170 00:07:29,572 --> 00:07:31,052 Speak on it. 171 00:07:31,182 --> 00:07:33,141 So me and my young gazelles are the baddest, 172 00:07:33,271 --> 00:07:35,752 flyest, most exclusivest private dancers in the Bay. 173 00:07:35,883 --> 00:07:37,014 You underdig what I'm talking about? 174 00:07:37,145 --> 00:07:38,189 I smell you, and it's delicious, girl. 175 00:07:38,320 --> 00:07:39,887 Oh, boy, you don't even know, okay? 176 00:07:39,974 --> 00:07:41,802 And I'ma keep it a buck with you. 177 00:07:41,932 --> 00:07:44,761 We been dipping and dabbling in all aspects of the freak scene, 178 00:07:44,892 --> 00:07:47,155 but, see, the problem is we don't hold nothin'. 179 00:07:47,285 --> 00:07:48,504 So I done look at the field and said 180 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:49,636 we gotta call a new play. 181 00:07:49,766 --> 00:07:51,594 Right? 182 00:07:51,681 --> 00:07:53,161 So we stacked up the audience, built up the socials, 183 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,685 and now we in a position to level up. 184 00:07:55,816 --> 00:07:57,382 Ooh, flippin' on it. That's big time. 185 00:07:57,513 --> 00:07:59,689 And trust, pockets is chubby. 186 00:07:59,776 --> 00:08:01,343 -They thick. -That thing swole? 187 00:08:01,473 --> 00:08:02,997 -Pregnant. -Ooh. 188 00:08:03,084 --> 00:08:04,520 Straight cash, no paper trail, 189 00:08:04,607 --> 00:08:06,435 no receipts, and no cut for the feds. 190 00:08:06,565 --> 00:08:07,697 Uncle Sam don't even know the due date. 191 00:08:07,828 --> 00:08:10,787 So I'm like, "Fuck, we all popping 192 00:08:10,874 --> 00:08:12,267 "this pussy at Premium Women in the City, 193 00:08:12,397 --> 00:08:14,617 giving them a cut? Hell no." 194 00:08:14,748 --> 00:08:16,097 What we need to be doing is keeping our bread 195 00:08:16,227 --> 00:08:17,315 in the same pocket for the same squad 196 00:08:17,446 --> 00:08:19,013 and never leave the town. 197 00:08:19,143 --> 00:08:20,623 That sound like a community investment to me. 198 00:08:20,754 --> 00:08:22,364 All we need is four walls and a floor. 199 00:08:22,494 --> 00:08:23,844 And that, sir, is on mamas. 200 00:08:23,974 --> 00:08:25,106 -[Cuddie] Whoo! -Okay? 201 00:08:25,236 --> 00:08:27,282 Girl buy her chicken. That's big time. 202 00:08:27,412 --> 00:08:28,849 -I fucks with that. -[Trish] Mm. 203 00:08:28,979 --> 00:08:30,111 So look, what can Bank of Ohlone do for you? 204 00:08:30,241 --> 00:08:33,027 [sighs] King, all I need 205 00:08:33,114 --> 00:08:35,246 is a down payment for this spot. 206 00:08:35,377 --> 00:08:36,944 -For that business? -Yes, sir. 207 00:08:37,074 --> 00:08:38,554 -The one you just pitched? -That way. 208 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,556 We for sure can't do that. 209 00:08:40,643 --> 00:08:42,732 [chuckles] Wait, ain't this a bank? 210 00:08:42,863 --> 00:08:44,299 Ain't that what y'all do? Why not? 211 00:08:44,429 --> 00:08:45,604 For literally all the reasons you just listed. 212 00:08:45,735 --> 00:08:46,867 [Trish] Hmm. 213 00:08:46,954 --> 00:08:48,390 You just told me it's an all-cash business 214 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:49,870 that don't pay taxes, 215 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:51,219 your employees might commit misdemeanors, 216 00:08:51,306 --> 00:08:52,655 potentially felonies, 217 00:08:52,786 --> 00:08:54,439 and you keep no records of your income. 218 00:08:54,570 --> 00:08:56,398 Girl, you got all that dirty laundry and no bleach. 219 00:08:56,528 --> 00:08:58,617 And strip clubs ain't even legal like that in this county. 220 00:08:58,748 --> 00:09:00,315 Okay, shit, we'll call it something else. 221 00:09:00,445 --> 00:09:02,665 Burlesque, white bitches like burlesque, right? 222 00:09:02,796 --> 00:09:05,450 [sighs] Queen, I'm sorry. 223 00:09:05,581 --> 00:09:08,105 I fucks with you, but I can't fuckswith you. 224 00:09:08,236 --> 00:09:10,107 This a bankbank. 225 00:09:10,238 --> 00:09:12,066 [Cuddie] They only give out loans to white collar ideas, 226 00:09:12,153 --> 00:09:14,808 kombucha bars, oxygen bars, ghost tours, 227 00:09:14,895 --> 00:09:16,461 pickleball courts, shit like that. 228 00:09:16,548 --> 00:09:19,551 Why don't you try something like Karma Glute-ra? 229 00:09:19,682 --> 00:09:21,510 We just lent them a fat-ass loan the other day. 230 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:22,598 Karma--Karma-who? 231 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:23,991 Wh--Okay, what is that? 232 00:09:24,121 --> 00:09:26,210 It's a hot stone pole dancing class. 233 00:09:26,341 --> 00:09:28,386 Stones at the bottom of the pole, the steam come up. 234 00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,214 Hell of a workout. I put my mama on it. 235 00:09:30,345 --> 00:09:32,173 I could put you on. They franchising. 236 00:09:32,303 --> 00:09:34,915 [laughs] 237 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:36,655 Oh, you could put me on? 238 00:09:36,786 --> 00:09:39,136 See, no. Let me tell you something. 239 00:09:39,267 --> 00:09:43,967 That is the most colonialist-ass bullshit plan 240 00:09:44,098 --> 00:09:46,187 -that I ever heard. -Colonialist? 241 00:09:46,317 --> 00:09:48,537 -I'm trying to put you on. -Nigga, that shit sound stupid. 242 00:09:48,667 --> 00:09:50,757 You sound stupid. Fuck you. 243 00:09:50,887 --> 00:09:52,106 -And fuck all that shit. -Yo, I'm trying to put you on. 244 00:09:52,236 --> 00:09:53,498 Hey, you at a 10, you need to bring it to a 2. 245 00:09:53,629 --> 00:09:54,891 You know what? Fuck all this shit. 246 00:09:55,022 --> 00:09:56,414 Security, we have an angry BIPOC in my building. 247 00:09:56,545 --> 00:09:58,721 With your pens, nigga. Fuck this, fuck all your shit. 248 00:09:58,852 --> 00:10:01,115 Fuck all that. Fuck you. Fuck your pens. 249 00:10:01,245 --> 00:10:02,725 She's spilling all my pens, and she's-- 250 00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:03,944 [dial tone] 251 00:10:04,074 --> 00:10:05,162 [Cuddie] Security! 252 00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:06,990 Security, nigga, security. Fuck you. 253 00:10:13,388 --> 00:10:15,869 Sean. 254 00:10:15,999 --> 00:10:17,435 [Earl] Shmoptart for an answer. 255 00:10:17,566 --> 00:10:20,395 [Nancy] Oh, good. You made me my Shmoptarts. 256 00:10:20,525 --> 00:10:21,526 I'll be back after the losing team 257 00:10:21,657 --> 00:10:23,267 buys us mimosas. 258 00:10:23,398 --> 00:10:24,442 [Janelle] Mama, you know what's wrong with Sean? 259 00:10:24,573 --> 00:10:26,923 -He won't say nothing. -Well, he did something. 260 00:10:27,054 --> 00:10:28,533 He's supposed to be on a timeout. 261 00:10:28,664 --> 00:10:29,708 Oh. 262 00:10:29,839 --> 00:10:31,232 I ain't got time for that shit. 263 00:10:31,362 --> 00:10:33,712 I just "wap, wap, wap," reclaim my time. 264 00:10:33,843 --> 00:10:35,889 -Yeah, I remember. -Mmm, bye. 265 00:10:35,976 --> 00:10:37,325 -Bye. -Bye, Mama. 266 00:10:37,455 --> 00:10:39,893 Come on, lil' man. Maybe I can help you out. 267 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:42,156 I was on punishment too. I just got off it actually. 268 00:10:42,286 --> 00:10:43,548 How long was your punishment? 269 00:10:43,679 --> 00:10:45,724 [gasps] He speaks. 270 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:47,422 [Earl] My punishment was a year. 271 00:10:47,552 --> 00:10:51,948 But I'm sure what you did isn't that bad, so... 272 00:10:53,515 --> 00:10:54,908 I kicked my momma. 273 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:58,737 -Oh. -Ooh, sh-- 274 00:10:58,868 --> 00:11:00,217 [Earl] Well, I can cook you your last meal 275 00:11:00,348 --> 00:11:01,349 -'cause you about to die. -Okay. 276 00:11:01,436 --> 00:11:02,176 What would you like? SpaghettiOs-- 277 00:11:02,306 --> 00:11:03,830 Would you stop it? Stop it. 278 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,744 Listen, Sean, you can get ahead of this, a'ight? 279 00:11:05,875 --> 00:11:07,442 [Janelle] You just need to apologize. 280 00:11:07,572 --> 00:11:09,270 Pleading guilty is terrible legal advice. 281 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:10,358 [Janelle] You gotta say you're sorry. 282 00:11:10,488 --> 00:11:11,968 Don't admit to shit, kid. 283 00:11:12,099 --> 00:11:13,491 Could have been any six-year-old. 284 00:11:13,622 --> 00:11:14,928 [Earl] Was it a fast kick? Did anybody see you? 285 00:11:15,058 --> 00:11:16,886 You should make her something. 286 00:11:17,017 --> 00:11:19,410 Everybody wants something made of love, okay? 287 00:11:19,541 --> 00:11:20,934 Now go over there to the shelf and get the markers, baby. 288 00:11:21,064 --> 00:11:22,500 No, no, no, don't put it in writing. 289 00:11:22,631 --> 00:11:24,633 Ask for your lawyer. 290 00:11:24,763 --> 00:11:26,722 Have you never seen Scared Straight!? 291 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,680 Have you never seen Menace II Society? 292 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,378 Have you never seen nothin' about nothin'? 293 00:11:31,945 --> 00:11:34,643 [dramatic jazz music] 294 00:11:34,817 --> 00:11:37,602 ♪ ♪ 295 00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:41,955 I don't much like the rough I hide. 296 00:11:42,085 --> 00:11:44,696 Pops would slide a knuckle across my eyes and chin 297 00:11:44,783 --> 00:11:47,003 and again against my mother's grin, 298 00:11:47,134 --> 00:11:50,137 till we grim, till her light dimmed. 299 00:11:50,267 --> 00:11:52,530 Cover the bruises, long sleeves and low brims 300 00:11:52,661 --> 00:11:54,489 till Miles came for him. 301 00:11:54,619 --> 00:11:56,099 Can't lie, I liked the violence then. 302 00:11:56,273 --> 00:11:58,493 ♪ ♪ 303 00:11:58,623 --> 00:12:01,757 But boys turn into men, and men hunt each other. 304 00:12:01,888 --> 00:12:04,760 Sweet boys go cold on their mothers and friends, 305 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:06,327 and my sweet one needs some cover 306 00:12:06,457 --> 00:12:08,198 from how the corners bend. 307 00:12:08,329 --> 00:12:09,983 Kids round here need thicker skin to win. 308 00:12:10,157 --> 00:12:12,637 ♪ ♪ 309 00:12:12,768 --> 00:12:16,511 But when the good kids go bad, how do you get them good again? 310 00:12:16,641 --> 00:12:17,947 [Yorkie] Slap him. 311 00:12:18,078 --> 00:12:20,776 Whoa, not in 2018, sir. 312 00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,082 You can't beat your kids like that, bruh. 313 00:12:22,212 --> 00:12:23,866 [Yorkie] You can't beat kids, 314 00:12:23,997 --> 00:12:25,607 but you can technically spank kids, 315 00:12:25,737 --> 00:12:27,217 which is just a slap. 316 00:12:27,348 --> 00:12:29,132 And when does a spank become a slap, you know? 317 00:12:29,219 --> 00:12:31,787 It's like a spanking of the face. 318 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,267 [Rob] You know what worked for me and my brother? 319 00:12:33,397 --> 00:12:35,834 My moms used to put us in one oversized shirt, 320 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,749 like a big white tee, and she wouldn't take it off us 321 00:12:37,836 --> 00:12:39,621 till we figured that shit out ourselves. 322 00:12:39,751 --> 00:12:43,668 Nonviolent, definitely non-fun. A mental beating, so to speak. 323 00:12:43,799 --> 00:12:45,061 Okay, so who is he's going in the shirt with? 324 00:12:45,192 --> 00:12:46,758 'Cause he kicked me. 325 00:12:46,889 --> 00:12:48,021 There's a lot of gray area in a slap, Ash. 326 00:12:48,151 --> 00:12:49,587 I'm telling you. 327 00:12:49,674 --> 00:12:51,024 [Yorkie] You ever slap somebody in a fight? 328 00:12:51,154 --> 00:12:53,591 Nobody really knows how much it escalated, 329 00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:55,637 but that shit hurts like a motherfucker. 330 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:59,510 Yo, what if you put him in, like, one hella small shirt 331 00:12:59,641 --> 00:13:01,556 and it just squeezes his little ass 332 00:13:01,686 --> 00:13:03,558 till he realizes the errors of his ways? 333 00:13:03,688 --> 00:13:06,343 Okay, this sounds like a child torture idea 334 00:13:06,474 --> 00:13:07,866 that's not better than hitting. 335 00:13:07,997 --> 00:13:09,433 Not hitting. Nobody said hitting. 336 00:13:09,564 --> 00:13:11,392 No one said hitting. Squeezing. 337 00:13:11,522 --> 00:13:13,568 -This is it right here. -[Rob coughing] 338 00:13:13,698 --> 00:13:15,265 Thanks, man. 339 00:13:15,352 --> 00:13:17,224 -[Rob coughing] -My man, are you good? 340 00:13:20,401 --> 00:13:23,491 Oh, I forgot we got these matching grills. 341 00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,930 Oh, yeah, we picked those up before--you know, 342 00:13:28,061 --> 00:13:29,497 before it happened. 343 00:13:33,588 --> 00:13:35,372 -How do I look? -[Yorkie laughs] 344 00:13:35,503 --> 00:13:38,549 -Dope as fuck. -Hold on, hold on, hold on. 345 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,987 Let me take a lil' flick. Do your best Miles pose. 346 00:13:42,118 --> 00:13:43,163 [camera shutter clicks] 347 00:13:43,293 --> 00:13:44,773 Oh, shit. 348 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:47,123 -Yo, that's mad sexy, right? -Okay, no. 349 00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:49,691 Yo, what if you sewed his shirt sleeve closed, 350 00:13:49,778 --> 00:13:51,432 and it just became like a little straitjacket? 351 00:13:51,562 --> 00:13:53,216 Trust me, yo, you think about some shit 352 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:55,262 when you in a straitjacket for real, bro. 353 00:13:55,392 --> 00:13:57,829 [Yorkie] No, man, I'm telling you, word is bond. 354 00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:59,440 God as my witness, give him the knuckles. 355 00:13:59,570 --> 00:14:00,702 It's a wrap. 356 00:14:00,832 --> 00:14:01,659 And you got to come from up top. 357 00:14:01,790 --> 00:14:03,487 "Brrrra." 358 00:14:03,618 --> 00:14:04,836 -[Yorkie] Nah, bruh, bruh. -[Rob] That's her kid. 359 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:06,708 [Yorkie] What you mean-- [Rob] That's her son! 360 00:14:06,838 --> 00:14:08,144 Ooh, y'all should have heard 361 00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:09,232 the way that nigga was talking to me. 362 00:14:09,319 --> 00:14:10,929 Fucking crazy. Yeah. 363 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:14,455 And then they threw me out like I'm a vondruke. 364 00:14:14,585 --> 00:14:16,544 Like, how you gonna tell me 365 00:14:16,631 --> 00:14:19,808 to teach hot stone pole dancing classes to some housewives? 366 00:14:19,938 --> 00:14:22,028 I ain't no acrobat enthusiast, right? 367 00:14:22,115 --> 00:14:23,986 This ain't Circ Du Ho-ley. [chuckles] 368 00:14:24,117 --> 00:14:25,683 Did you say it just like that? 369 00:14:25,814 --> 00:14:28,295 Babe, maybe the bank isn't the problem. 370 00:14:28,425 --> 00:14:30,471 You get kind of excitable-- 371 00:14:30,601 --> 00:14:34,866 No, no, no, no, no. I do not get excitable, okay? 372 00:14:34,997 --> 00:14:37,826 I am just naturally a passionate person, shit. 373 00:14:37,956 --> 00:14:40,916 Well, I feel your passion leans ratchet. 374 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,049 -[Trish gasps] -Mm-hmm. 375 00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:44,311 [woman] Mm-hmm, yes. 376 00:14:44,441 --> 00:14:47,140 Oh, y'all bitches agree? Okay. 377 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:51,144 So I'm trash because I believe in what we building? 378 00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:52,667 How did you present your proposal? 379 00:14:54,451 --> 00:14:55,713 I'm an entrepreneur, and I-- 380 00:14:55,844 --> 00:14:57,541 No, nigga, you deal bitches drugs. 381 00:14:57,672 --> 00:15:00,675 Ooh, ha, yes, among other things. 382 00:15:00,805 --> 00:15:02,459 I also have standards of operation, 383 00:15:02,546 --> 00:15:04,331 a loyal client base, 384 00:15:04,461 --> 00:15:06,333 discounts at peak times of the year, 385 00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:09,162 and a number of fantastic employees. 386 00:15:09,292 --> 00:15:11,860 You know, if we go Amsterdam, we'll probably get dental. 387 00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:12,861 So... 388 00:15:14,558 --> 00:15:15,559 What did you present to the bank? 389 00:15:15,646 --> 00:15:18,693 [sighs] Okay. 390 00:15:18,823 --> 00:15:23,306 I told them I could run it better than Carl would, period. 391 00:15:23,437 --> 00:15:26,353 -Any day, any time. -Okay. 392 00:15:26,483 --> 00:15:29,878 So was your proposal a picture of Carl with an X on it, 393 00:15:30,008 --> 00:15:32,098 and you pop out a cake with a bad attitude or-- 394 00:15:32,228 --> 00:15:34,274 -Oh, shit. -Security! 395 00:15:34,404 --> 00:15:36,276 Come get this fake-ass, weird-ass dude 396 00:15:36,363 --> 00:15:37,277 -from back out of here. -Yo, come-- 397 00:15:37,407 --> 00:15:38,582 He's selling bitches drugs, nigga. 398 00:15:38,713 --> 00:15:39,409 -Get the fuck out of here. -All right. 399 00:15:39,540 --> 00:15:40,889 All right, all right. 400 00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:42,020 [Trish] Yeah, please get the fuck out. 401 00:15:42,151 --> 00:15:43,239 Is he even supposed to be back here? 402 00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,980 See, I see why your ass didn't get the loan. 403 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,939 Yo, T, the fish is missing from the buffet again. 404 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:51,291 It's a fish and chips buffet with no fish, so-- 405 00:15:51,378 --> 00:15:52,857 Okay, so where the fuck did the fish go? 406 00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:55,251 They ain't swim away. Where the fuck is Carl? 407 00:16:03,303 --> 00:16:04,608 [Earl] How's that sign coming? 408 00:16:04,739 --> 00:16:07,350 Why do you have that? 409 00:16:07,481 --> 00:16:10,832 Oh, you know how you're waiting to find out your punishment? 410 00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:12,094 This is my punishment. 411 00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:13,182 I'm not supposed to leave the house, 412 00:16:13,313 --> 00:16:15,358 and this thing tells my PO if I do. 413 00:16:15,489 --> 00:16:17,012 I thought you were off punishment. 414 00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:20,015 This is probation, which is, like, 415 00:16:20,102 --> 00:16:22,583 after they give you punishment, they give you punishment lite, 416 00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:23,366 to see if you need more punishment. 417 00:16:23,497 --> 00:16:25,455 Double punishment? 418 00:16:25,542 --> 00:16:28,632 Do you think Tía Trish will punish me too? 419 00:16:28,763 --> 00:16:31,983 -Why would she do that? -I kicked her too! 420 00:16:33,768 --> 00:16:35,465 You gonna need more glitter for this sign. 421 00:16:35,596 --> 00:16:38,207 Glitter, now. 422 00:16:38,338 --> 00:16:41,210 [dolls clattering] 423 00:16:41,297 --> 00:16:44,126 [hip-hop music] 424 00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:47,085 ♪ ♪ 425 00:16:51,742 --> 00:16:53,570 [sighs] 426 00:16:58,662 --> 00:17:00,055 Fuck! 427 00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,973 What the fuck is you doing, Carl? 428 00:17:05,103 --> 00:17:06,757 What do you need, Trish? I'm swamped right now. 429 00:17:06,888 --> 00:17:09,151 Jesus fucking Christ. 430 00:17:09,282 --> 00:17:12,198 I cannot believe they let you own a business. 431 00:17:12,328 --> 00:17:13,547 -You are a fuckin' idiot. -Hey, hey. 432 00:17:13,677 --> 00:17:14,635 -Do you know that? -Hey, hey, Trish. 433 00:17:14,722 --> 00:17:16,202 Look at what the fuck you're doing. 434 00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:18,552 Trish, Trish, get to the point and help me please. 435 00:17:18,682 --> 00:17:21,381 Okay. 436 00:17:21,468 --> 00:17:25,167 Carl, there is no fish at the buffet. 437 00:17:25,298 --> 00:17:27,648 It is fish day. Where is the fuckin' fish? 438 00:17:27,778 --> 00:17:30,085 Well, it was either the fish or the dolls. 439 00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:31,478 Why does it have to be fish or the dolls? 440 00:17:31,608 --> 00:17:33,567 Okay, out of my business please, all right? 441 00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:34,785 Did you handle the two girls 442 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:36,091 who called out for the next shift? 443 00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:37,745 Oh, whoa, no, no, no, no, no. Hang on a second. 444 00:17:37,832 --> 00:17:39,442 Hold up. Ain't nobody called me. 445 00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:40,922 Okay, they called me, all right? 446 00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:42,750 They left messages. So what? 447 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,447 Lizzy never waited for me to pass a message. 448 00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:46,188 She was on top of it. 449 00:17:46,319 --> 00:17:47,929 Carl, do I fuckin' look like Liz to you? 450 00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:49,235 No. 451 00:17:49,322 --> 00:17:50,671 I told your ass 452 00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:52,194 that the OG girls be going around me, 453 00:17:52,325 --> 00:17:55,241 -so did Beth or Janette call? -I don't fuckin' know. 454 00:17:55,371 --> 00:17:57,373 I don't fuckin' know any of their names, all right? 455 00:17:57,504 --> 00:17:59,245 All I know is we're down two girls. 456 00:17:59,375 --> 00:18:01,421 We got no fish today. 457 00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:03,074 I got to go through these motherfuckin' dolls. 458 00:18:03,161 --> 00:18:04,293 Don't you worry about the "boofet". 459 00:18:04,424 --> 00:18:07,122 Fuck! That's business stuff. 460 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,690 You're not a business person. You just handle the girls. 461 00:18:09,777 --> 00:18:11,692 You got replacements that can be here by 5:00? 462 00:18:11,822 --> 00:18:13,607 [Trish] What the fuck is a "boofet"? 463 00:18:13,737 --> 00:18:16,044 And no, no, I don't. I don't have no replacements. 464 00:18:16,174 --> 00:18:17,045 Okay. 465 00:18:18,829 --> 00:18:20,353 -[Trish] Okay? -Okay. 466 00:18:20,483 --> 00:18:21,484 -Okay, what? -Okay, okay. 467 00:18:21,615 --> 00:18:23,573 So get changed, okay? Yeah. 468 00:18:23,704 --> 00:18:26,489 I need you up there then. Right--am I right? 469 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:28,665 Better down one than two? Mmm? 470 00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:31,451 No, I--Carl, I--Carl, 471 00:18:31,581 --> 00:18:34,149 we agreed that I only dance when I want to because 472 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,977 -I am the new house mom. -No, you want to know what? 473 00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:37,587 Technically, you're not house mom. 474 00:18:37,718 --> 00:18:39,981 You're actually temp house mom, all right? 475 00:18:40,111 --> 00:18:41,591 -Excuse me? -All right. 476 00:18:43,071 --> 00:18:45,378 I'm--I'm-- I'm really fuckin' busy. 477 00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:47,075 I don't even know how many more fucking dolls 478 00:18:47,205 --> 00:18:49,904 I got to go-- listen, just to be clear, 479 00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:53,821 we said that you would dance only when you want to, right? 480 00:18:53,951 --> 00:18:55,257 [Trish] Mm-hmm. 481 00:18:55,388 --> 00:18:59,174 Or if there were some extreme circumstances. 482 00:19:02,090 --> 00:19:03,918 Like we're short two fucking girls 483 00:19:04,048 --> 00:19:06,921 on a fucking Friday, right? 484 00:19:07,051 --> 00:19:10,490 So sometimes house mom has to step the fuck up, all right? 485 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:17,453 What, you forgot how? You fucking forget how? 486 00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:20,238 -I just--I don't-- -You don't fuckin' what? 487 00:19:22,589 --> 00:19:25,243 Let's go! 488 00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,855 Clock's tickin'! It's showtime, honey! 489 00:19:27,985 --> 00:19:29,291 Let's go. Come on, Trish. 490 00:19:29,378 --> 00:19:31,380 Out of my fuckin' office. 491 00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,342 So I told him that I was gonna tell his dad, 492 00:19:36,472 --> 00:19:38,387 and, like, the mention of Miles 493 00:19:38,518 --> 00:19:39,780 and all of a sudden he has this-- 494 00:19:39,867 --> 00:19:42,086 -Fear, concern, respect? -[Ashley] Yes! 495 00:19:42,217 --> 00:19:44,088 And I'm like, "I want that. I need that." 496 00:19:44,219 --> 00:19:46,700 But it's just way easier with Miles. 497 00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:49,137 We have good cop and bad cop, 498 00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:50,660 and he knows that I'm the good cop, 499 00:19:50,791 --> 00:19:53,054 which is not a cop. I'm like a mall cop. 500 00:19:53,184 --> 00:19:56,100 I--I just need to find my bad cop. 501 00:19:56,231 --> 00:19:58,799 -Find the two-spirit? -What? 502 00:19:58,886 --> 00:20:01,976 Two-spirit, it's this, like, Native American idea 503 00:20:02,106 --> 00:20:04,631 that one body can have two spirits. 504 00:20:04,761 --> 00:20:06,981 What I need right now is the two-parent. 505 00:20:07,111 --> 00:20:08,678 [chuckles] I was raised by a single mom, 506 00:20:08,809 --> 00:20:10,201 and she was two-spirit than a motherfucker. 507 00:20:10,332 --> 00:20:13,117 Little boys are just monsters sometimes. 508 00:20:13,248 --> 00:20:16,773 Mmm, no, monsters are made, not born. 509 00:20:16,904 --> 00:20:19,341 That's those lax-ass parents that never had the balls 510 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:20,951 to check their badass kids, 511 00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:22,344 kept putting them in timeout so much, 512 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,259 they had time to start killing cats and shit. 513 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:26,522 If somebody would have just pow, pow 514 00:20:26,653 --> 00:20:28,132 their little psychopaths, 515 00:20:28,263 --> 00:20:29,917 we'd have one less Jeffrey Dahmer. 516 00:20:30,047 --> 00:20:31,658 So you think I should hit him? 517 00:20:31,788 --> 00:20:33,137 No, look, I'll tell you what you do. 518 00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:34,530 Give me a hand. Come on. 519 00:20:36,097 --> 00:20:37,620 -Ow, ow! -That. 520 00:20:37,751 --> 00:20:39,448 That's how you do it, mm-kay? 521 00:20:39,579 --> 00:20:42,146 Look, my mom beat my ass more than a few good times, 522 00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:46,063 and I am the manager of an upscale hotel, okay? 523 00:20:46,194 --> 00:20:47,151 [Ashley] Okay. 524 00:20:47,238 --> 00:20:49,284 -I am fun as shit. -Yes. 525 00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:52,374 I, uh, also have crippling anxiety and commitment issues, 526 00:20:52,505 --> 00:20:54,855 -but who is to say. -Mm. 527 00:20:54,942 --> 00:20:58,206 Mmm, bold move with the Chucks by the way. 528 00:20:58,336 --> 00:21:00,208 -Fuck the patriarchy? -No, fuck my memory. 529 00:21:00,338 --> 00:21:01,862 I just couldn't find my shoes, okay? 530 00:21:01,992 --> 00:21:03,124 Good. So you know they don't match? 531 00:21:03,211 --> 00:21:05,039 Oh. 532 00:21:05,169 --> 00:21:06,606 I mean, damn, did you get dressed in the dark? 533 00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:10,436 ♪ Took lumps, take lumps 'cause it ain't shit ♪ 534 00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:13,395 ♪ ♪ 535 00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:17,138 [soft dramatic music] 536 00:21:17,225 --> 00:21:18,835 What's wrong, babe? 537 00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,097 Trish is joining us on stage tonight. 538 00:21:20,228 --> 00:21:21,534 It's all fucked. 539 00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:23,840 -Good job. -Thank you, thank you. 540 00:21:23,927 --> 00:21:26,669 ♪ ♪ 541 00:21:39,465 --> 00:21:42,206 ♪ ♪ 542 00:22:24,335 --> 00:22:27,425 [tires screeching] 543 00:22:31,647 --> 00:22:34,345 ♪ ♪ 544 00:22:46,923 --> 00:22:49,622 [laughter] 545 00:22:54,757 --> 00:22:57,368 [Jacque and Trish laughing] 546 00:23:02,069 --> 00:23:02,939 -[Jacque] Salud. -[Trish] Salud. 547 00:23:03,113 --> 00:23:05,289 ♪ ♪ 548 00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:06,334 How'd the loan meeting go? 549 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,598 Fuckin' trash. 550 00:23:09,729 --> 00:23:12,122 Bruh hates strippers and hated me 551 00:23:12,253 --> 00:23:14,516 and what I was about, so, shit, 552 00:23:14,647 --> 00:23:16,083 I was sunk before I could float. 553 00:23:16,213 --> 00:23:17,345 I'm sorry to hear that. 554 00:23:17,475 --> 00:23:18,999 [Trish coughs] 555 00:23:19,129 --> 00:23:22,393 Why you sorry? You feel the same way. 556 00:23:22,524 --> 00:23:25,440 Ay, ay, ladies, let's just keep it chill. 557 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,137 -It's all chill. -No, no, no, no, no. 558 00:23:27,268 --> 00:23:29,183 No, Jacque, you should have heard her this morning, 559 00:23:29,313 --> 00:23:32,360 the way she was comin' at me about my outfit 560 00:23:32,490 --> 00:23:34,667 like she ain't never wore a skirt before. 561 00:23:34,754 --> 00:23:36,669 I shouldn't have done that. It was not my place. 562 00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:41,021 Oh, well, since when do you have a problem staying 563 00:23:41,108 --> 00:23:42,283 at other people's places? [laughs] 564 00:23:42,370 --> 00:23:44,285 [Rainey] Trish, that's enough! 565 00:23:44,415 --> 00:23:46,504 Okay, be a fuckin' child. 566 00:23:49,377 --> 00:23:50,291 Fuck you. 567 00:23:52,249 --> 00:23:55,426 Yeah, I'm more of an adult than you. 568 00:23:55,557 --> 00:23:57,733 It's called staying solid. 569 00:23:57,864 --> 00:24:00,997 Some of us don't disguise and switch up 570 00:24:01,128 --> 00:24:02,782 who we are to get places. 571 00:24:02,869 --> 00:24:04,697 Remember what we talked about earlier-- 572 00:24:04,827 --> 00:24:08,352 Unlike you, who act like a white girl and then suddenly 573 00:24:08,483 --> 00:24:10,877 you put your grill in, you back in the West. 574 00:24:11,007 --> 00:24:13,836 Oh, hey, hood Ashley, I didn't even see you there. 575 00:24:13,967 --> 00:24:14,750 [Rainey] Trish, that's enough! 576 00:24:14,881 --> 00:24:16,622 Shut up, Mom! 577 00:24:16,752 --> 00:24:19,276 Well, I can see why it didn't go well today. 578 00:24:19,407 --> 00:24:20,800 Fuck that mean? 579 00:24:20,930 --> 00:24:22,889 "See, I'm a boss. Just give me money 580 00:24:23,019 --> 00:24:25,021 'cause I get shit done. I got this. 581 00:24:25,152 --> 00:24:26,893 I don't need to actually know shit. 582 00:24:27,023 --> 00:24:28,546 I just get it from my hustler spirit." 583 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:31,114 Oh, my gosh, thank you so much 584 00:24:31,201 --> 00:24:35,510 for your San Francisco State dropout advice, okay? 585 00:24:35,597 --> 00:24:38,818 It has worked out so well for your uneventful-ass life 586 00:24:38,905 --> 00:24:40,776 following my fuckin' brother around. 587 00:24:40,907 --> 00:24:42,604 You're up here, babe. You're up here. 588 00:24:42,735 --> 00:24:45,085 Are those my shoes? 589 00:24:45,215 --> 00:24:46,347 We are at a bit of a crossroads here 590 00:24:46,477 --> 00:24:47,914 because, on the one hand, 591 00:24:48,044 --> 00:24:49,829 you did tell her she could borrow your shit. 592 00:24:49,959 --> 00:24:52,179 Yeah, I'm wearing your ugly-ass shoes. 593 00:24:52,309 --> 00:24:53,876 You know what? 594 00:24:54,007 --> 00:24:56,923 I cannot believe I let you make me doubt myself. 595 00:24:57,053 --> 00:24:58,533 [Trish] Okay, I was doing fuckin' great 596 00:24:58,664 --> 00:25:00,883 until you came around with that basic boring bitch energy 597 00:25:01,014 --> 00:25:02,276 this morning, damn. 598 00:25:02,406 --> 00:25:04,321 Did you steal my shoes from my room? 599 00:25:04,452 --> 00:25:05,975 Take them off! 600 00:25:06,062 --> 00:25:07,281 If everything could just stop escalating, 601 00:25:07,411 --> 00:25:08,848 and we can just bring it all the way down--okay. 602 00:25:08,978 --> 00:25:10,980 See, that's why you got everything fucked up, Ashley. 603 00:25:11,111 --> 00:25:12,416 That's Miles' room. 604 00:25:12,547 --> 00:25:13,853 You don't even fuckin' live here. 605 00:25:13,983 --> 00:25:16,856 -Off, take them the fuck off! -You know what? 606 00:25:16,943 --> 00:25:19,293 Fine, take your fuckin' basic ass shoes! 607 00:25:19,423 --> 00:25:20,729 [Miles] Oh. 608 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:22,383 This bitch. Fuckin' beat your... 609 00:25:22,513 --> 00:25:23,601 Okay, what's up, Ashley? 610 00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:24,385 Beat that ass a long time ago. 611 00:25:24,515 --> 00:25:26,169 Ashley, what you really-- 612 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:29,085 [dramatic jazz music] 613 00:25:29,172 --> 00:25:32,175 ♪ ♪ 614 00:25:32,306 --> 00:25:34,264 Mommy, I'm drunk! 615 00:25:34,395 --> 00:25:35,788 Damn--ah! 616 00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:39,443 [Janelle clears throats] 617 00:25:39,574 --> 00:25:41,532 Uh, we was just dropping off Sean. 618 00:25:41,619 --> 00:25:43,447 Grandma hit Auntie Trish? 619 00:25:43,534 --> 00:25:45,232 No, no, no. She spanked her in the face. 620 00:25:45,362 --> 00:25:46,973 It is a spanking of the face. 621 00:25:47,103 --> 00:25:47,974 You get spanked if you don't act right. 622 00:25:52,456 --> 00:25:53,719 Oh, baby. You're sorry? 623 00:25:56,417 --> 00:25:58,767 Did Dad say I'm getting spanked in the face? 624 00:25:58,898 --> 00:26:00,943 Don't worry about him. Worry about me, okay? 625 00:26:01,074 --> 00:26:03,598 Now ask Tía Trish if that hurt. Did it hurt? 626 00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:05,034 Tía, are you hurt? 627 00:26:07,558 --> 00:26:09,560 Hell yeah, lil' man. It hurt. 628 00:26:09,691 --> 00:26:12,433 My whole face hurt. I lost, like, eight teeth. 629 00:26:12,563 --> 00:26:14,652 [Ashley] Okay, and she didn't even kick anyone. 630 00:26:14,783 --> 00:26:17,525 You just used up your last warning. 631 00:26:17,655 --> 00:26:20,746 Got it? No kicking Mom or Trish ever. 632 00:26:20,876 --> 00:26:21,877 [Rainey] Or grandma. 633 00:26:22,008 --> 00:26:23,705 Or grandma. 634 00:26:23,836 --> 00:26:25,576 Mom, you have fangs like Dad now! 635 00:26:25,663 --> 00:26:27,665 Yes, I do. 636 00:26:27,796 --> 00:26:31,060 Ooh, little man, you better thank the stars, okay? 637 00:26:31,147 --> 00:26:33,584 You just got off easy. Now you see that? 638 00:26:33,715 --> 00:26:36,022 [whispers] She keeping her eye on you. 639 00:26:36,109 --> 00:26:38,198 Am I on probation? 640 00:26:38,328 --> 00:26:40,548 Yep, join the club. I'll trade you. 641 00:26:40,722 --> 00:26:43,507 ♪ ♪ 642 00:26:47,076 --> 00:26:49,296 [birds chirping, dog barks distantly] 643 00:26:53,213 --> 00:26:56,042 [somber jazz music] 644 00:26:56,129 --> 00:26:58,871 ♪ ♪ 645 00:27:08,445 --> 00:27:11,231 ♪ ♪ 646 00:27:30,424 --> 00:27:33,166 ♪ ♪ 647 00:27:48,007 --> 00:27:50,836 [intense music] 648 00:27:51,010 --> 00:27:53,751 ♪ ♪