1 00:00:18,452 --> 00:00:21,064 [mantis] Oh, hello. 2 00:00:21,151 --> 00:00:22,630 Let me catch you up with what happened 3 00:00:22,761 --> 00:00:24,763 previously on Blindspotting. 4 00:00:24,850 --> 00:00:25,720 [funky music plays] 5 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:27,070 Bitch! 6 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:28,593 - [whispering] - Earl! 7 00:00:28,723 --> 00:00:30,725 I got you a present for keeping bugs in. 8 00:00:30,856 --> 00:00:32,249 [Miles] Is your girlfriend 9 00:00:32,379 --> 00:00:33,685 cheating on you with her new boyfriend? 10 00:00:33,815 --> 00:00:34,642 [Earl] Are you gonna tell Jacque 11 00:00:34,773 --> 00:00:35,861 you're in love with her? 12 00:00:35,991 --> 00:00:36,731 Don't let nobody steal your joy. 13 00:00:36,862 --> 00:00:37,732 I need to break them up. 14 00:00:37,863 --> 00:00:39,604 I need to break them up. 15 00:00:39,691 --> 00:00:43,303 I may have told Cuddie some disastrous costume advice. 16 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,568 You a pirate, Pare. We kill pirates! 17 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,353 [crowing] 18 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:51,224 I say this with love, 19 00:00:51,355 --> 00:00:53,661 but y'all are hella stubborn as a family. 20 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:56,011 You are not my sister. 21 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:57,926 Let's make that 1,000% clear. 22 00:00:58,013 --> 00:00:59,754 You are my brother's fucking luggage 23 00:00:59,841 --> 00:01:00,973 that he dropped off here. 24 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:02,627 Mustafa. 25 00:01:02,757 --> 00:01:04,629 I want you to come back to Bali, be my wife again. 26 00:01:04,759 --> 00:01:06,283 [kid] What the fuck is that? 27 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:07,762 [Ashley] It's a Thizzly bear. 28 00:01:07,893 --> 00:01:09,112 And his dad made it for him in prison. 29 00:01:09,242 --> 00:01:12,332 Oh, Trish, you stole these for me? 30 00:01:12,463 --> 00:01:14,204 - Do those say Oakland? - Yeah. 31 00:01:14,291 --> 00:01:16,293 - Ooh, I like these. - Thank you. 32 00:01:16,423 --> 00:01:18,773 Fuck, it feels so good to be out 33 00:01:18,860 --> 00:01:21,341 doing some normal ass shit, girl. 34 00:01:21,472 --> 00:01:22,908 Can I buy you a drink? 35 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:26,433 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:27,304 --> 00:01:29,001 [Teena] You think I didn't see you in there 37 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:31,264 kissing that pale-ass nigga? 38 00:01:31,351 --> 00:01:33,484 Looks like you lost an earring. 39 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:40,099 [smooth hip-hop plays] 40 00:01:40,273 --> 00:01:43,015 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:53,373 --> 00:01:56,289 [dramatic music plays] 42 00:01:56,376 --> 00:01:57,377 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:57,508 --> 00:01:58,987 [Sean] Oh, no, no, no, no! 44 00:01:59,074 --> 00:02:00,815 This can't be happening. 45 00:02:00,902 --> 00:02:02,556 Oh, this is bad. 46 00:02:02,687 --> 00:02:04,210 We're at a full-scale red alert! 47 00:02:04,341 --> 00:02:05,907 The mantises are loose! 48 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:08,258 Oh, what are we gonna do, Thizzly? 49 00:02:08,388 --> 00:02:09,868 - What are we gonna do? - [Thizzly roars] 50 00:02:09,955 --> 00:02:11,522 Mom's gonna kill me. 51 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:12,784 Oh. 52 00:02:12,871 --> 00:02:14,829 [Stunna] What the fuck is that? 53 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,005 - Bugs! - [roommate] Bugs everywhere! 54 00:02:17,092 --> 00:02:18,833 - [roommate] Shoot 'em! - [all shouting] 55 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:19,834 [Freddy] Where are you guys? 56 00:02:19,965 --> 00:02:21,184 [all shouting] 57 00:02:21,314 --> 00:02:23,011 [roommate] Oh, shit! 58 00:02:23,142 --> 00:02:25,057 - It's on your face! - [grunting] 59 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,364 - [roommate screams] - What is this, Bug's Life? 60 00:02:27,451 --> 00:02:28,887 [all yelling] 61 00:02:28,974 --> 00:02:31,237 Hey, what the hell is Meatfest, anyway? 62 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:35,154 So Miles' daddy was a two-timing vegan. 63 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:37,112 And to commemorate cutting his ass off... 64 00:02:37,243 --> 00:02:38,288 Right. 65 00:02:38,418 --> 00:02:41,116 Rainey started Meatfest, a'ight? 66 00:02:41,204 --> 00:02:43,336 Not a vegetable in the crib. 67 00:02:43,467 --> 00:02:45,512 I'm talking meat only. 68 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:46,774 You feel me? You dig? 69 00:02:46,861 --> 00:02:48,994 Anyway, that annual tradition 70 00:02:49,124 --> 00:02:51,344 has been going on for... 27 years? 71 00:02:51,431 --> 00:02:54,608 [laughs] Yo, this is a lot of meat. 72 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,349 - [Freddy] Help me out here. - [Stunna] Ow! Fuck. 73 00:02:56,480 --> 00:03:00,919 [roommates screaming] 74 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:03,661 Yo, who's is this? 75 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:06,141 [Stunna] Oh, shit. Oh, oh! Ooh! 76 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:07,839 [Freddy] Wait, she's coming! 77 00:03:07,926 --> 00:03:10,276 - [roommates shouting] - [Earl] Oh, hold up. 78 00:03:10,407 --> 00:03:13,018 Hey, y'all, who know where this earring is from? 79 00:03:13,148 --> 00:03:14,062 - [roommate] What? - [roommate] I don't know. 80 00:03:14,149 --> 00:03:15,499 [roommate] Who cares? 81 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:17,196 Oh, this sexy-ass girl I hooked up with 82 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,980 last week at Luka's. 83 00:03:19,111 --> 00:03:20,068 [Stunna] Ooh, did you hit that? 84 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,374 [roommate] Fuck yeah, I did. 85 00:03:21,461 --> 00:03:23,333 - [shouting] - Bug queen! 86 00:03:23,463 --> 00:03:25,552 Hey, hey, what she look like? 87 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:26,988 Fall back. Fall back. 88 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:27,946 She's powering up her scorpion tail! 89 00:03:28,076 --> 00:03:29,077 Light-skinned Black girl, 90 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:31,166 big curly hair, big booty. 91 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:34,344 She has a-a rose tattoo on her shoulder. 92 00:03:34,431 --> 00:03:35,954 She told me her name, but I was hella lit. 93 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:38,913 Uh, Amber? Anika? Alexis? 94 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:42,395 Ashley. Her name is Ashley. 95 00:03:42,482 --> 00:03:43,875 - [bomb whistling] - Fuck! 96 00:03:43,962 --> 00:03:45,355 [explosion] 97 00:03:45,485 --> 00:03:48,271 - [laser gunfire] - [bugs chittering] 98 00:03:48,401 --> 00:03:51,274 [dramatic music plays] 99 00:03:53,841 --> 00:03:55,800 [game narrator] Game over. 100 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:59,064 [funky music plays] 101 00:03:59,194 --> 00:04:01,762 [muffled music] 102 00:04:01,936 --> 00:04:04,896 ♪ ♪ 103 00:04:12,382 --> 00:04:14,122 - Hey. - [guest] Hi, Rainey. 104 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:15,863 What's that for? 105 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:17,996 In this house, Trish is surrounded by white people 106 00:04:18,126 --> 00:04:19,563 because of Miles and me. 107 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:21,652 So for the holidays, we decided to cap 108 00:04:21,782 --> 00:04:23,697 the amount of white people allowed at Meatfest. 109 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:26,047 This year, we're down to six. 110 00:04:26,134 --> 00:04:27,875 I gotta do more to reduce the white footprint. 111 00:04:27,962 --> 00:04:29,573 You do know you're white. 112 00:04:29,703 --> 00:04:31,052 I already clicked one for me. 113 00:04:31,139 --> 00:04:32,663 You better click one for Darrell. 114 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:33,707 He's coming, right? 115 00:04:33,794 --> 00:04:35,013 Yeah, but he's not white. 116 00:04:35,143 --> 00:04:36,884 He's Chilean-something. 117 00:04:36,971 --> 00:04:38,669 I'm not dating another white guy, 118 00:04:38,799 --> 00:04:40,192 and I'm not going double white in this neighborhood. 119 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:41,715 He looks white to me. 120 00:04:41,846 --> 00:04:43,326 Why do you think I call him White Darrell? 121 00:04:43,456 --> 00:04:44,718 'Cause he's not Black. 122 00:04:44,849 --> 00:04:46,459 I am not that reductive. 123 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:49,114 Wait, wait, Rainey, you're dating someone new 124 00:04:49,244 --> 00:04:50,594 and keeping it a secret from us? 125 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,335 I've had, like, two dates with the guy. 126 00:04:52,422 --> 00:04:54,206 Well, if he looks white, he reaps all the benefits 127 00:04:54,337 --> 00:04:55,860 of being white, so guess what. 128 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:56,904 He's white. 129 00:04:56,991 --> 00:04:58,036 And that's a fair point. 130 00:04:58,166 --> 00:04:59,516 He's not white like me-white. 131 00:04:59,646 --> 00:05:01,213 Well, show us a picture. 132 00:05:01,344 --> 00:05:04,390 I can't because my phone is in the Be Present basket. 133 00:05:04,477 --> 00:05:06,087 No phones till after dinner. 134 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,698 Did y'all drop your phones in that basket? 135 00:05:07,828 --> 00:05:09,874 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All right, keep it simple. 136 00:05:10,004 --> 00:05:11,702 Does he go to Blondie's or Fat Slice for pizza? 137 00:05:11,832 --> 00:05:13,051 And don't think. Just answer. 138 00:05:13,181 --> 00:05:14,357 - I think Fat Slice. - He's Black. 139 00:05:14,444 --> 00:05:16,097 No, he's just not Blondie's white. 140 00:05:16,184 --> 00:05:17,664 And Asians go to Blondie's. 141 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,405 Don't be grouping us with white people. 142 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,146 Yellow Peril supports Black Power. 143 00:05:21,276 --> 00:05:23,191 Well, bring the Asians to Fat Slice. 144 00:05:23,278 --> 00:05:25,759 No, go to Graffiti Pizza. A Black woman owns that. 145 00:05:25,846 --> 00:05:27,326 [Marty] Don't be grouping all us Asians together. 146 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,067 - I'm Taiwanese. - Yeah. 147 00:05:29,197 --> 00:05:31,722 [together] Not to be mistaken for mainland China. 148 00:05:31,852 --> 00:05:33,767 I know, babe. [chuckles] 149 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,508 Does Darrell use a washcloth 150 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:37,075 - or a naked bar of soap? - [Rainey] I don't know. 151 00:05:37,205 --> 00:05:38,250 I haven't showered with him yet. 152 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:39,991 - [Nancy] Oh. - Okay. 153 00:05:40,121 --> 00:05:41,949 [laughter] 154 00:05:42,036 --> 00:05:43,777 - Ashley! - [door slams] 155 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:49,435 [suspenseful music plays] 156 00:05:49,522 --> 00:05:52,438 ♪ ♪ 157 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:57,748 [Ashley] Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no. 158 00:05:57,878 --> 00:05:59,097 No, no, no, no, no, no. 159 00:05:59,227 --> 00:06:00,707 - Mommy! Mommy-- - [Ashley] No! Shh, shh. 160 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:03,406 - Shut up. Shut up. - [Trish grunting] 161 00:06:03,536 --> 00:06:05,756 Let me go, you bitch! 162 00:06:05,886 --> 00:06:07,540 Okay! Okay, okay, okay. 163 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:08,846 Listen to me. It's not what you think. 164 00:06:08,933 --> 00:06:10,935 You fucking ho-ass, trick-ass-- 165 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,153 No, no, no, no, no. It was nothing. 166 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:13,546 Just let me explain. 167 00:06:13,677 --> 00:06:14,678 Bitch, you cheated on my brother 168 00:06:14,765 --> 00:06:16,506 while he is in prison. 169 00:06:16,593 --> 00:06:18,290 You his wife, Ash! 170 00:06:18,421 --> 00:06:21,249 Ooh, I cannot wait to tell everyone. 171 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,208 - You are fucking done. - I-I-I just-- 172 00:06:23,338 --> 00:06:24,731 Hey, what up, y'all? 173 00:06:24,862 --> 00:06:26,298 - [all greeting] - Spice King and his thang. 174 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:27,908 What's good with y'all? 175 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,388 [person] Hope you got them hot wings. 176 00:06:29,519 --> 00:06:30,694 Oh, look, baby, No Phones Be Present. 177 00:06:30,824 --> 00:06:31,825 - You dig this? - [June] I love it. 178 00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:34,088 Earl, I'm so glad you're here. 179 00:06:34,175 --> 00:06:36,439 There's a code red emergency. I need your help. 180 00:06:36,569 --> 00:06:38,049 Trish is here already? 181 00:06:38,136 --> 00:06:40,399 I have no idea. But the bug terrarium broke. 182 00:06:40,530 --> 00:06:42,183 What? 183 00:06:42,314 --> 00:06:45,056 I used my mom's Amazon to buy praying mantis eggs, 184 00:06:45,186 --> 00:06:46,623 and then they all hatched. 185 00:06:46,753 --> 00:06:47,754 And then they escaped. 186 00:06:47,885 --> 00:06:49,800 Oh, shit. 187 00:06:49,930 --> 00:06:51,192 Meet me in my room. 188 00:06:51,279 --> 00:06:52,890 You can bring your friend. 189 00:06:53,020 --> 00:06:54,674 It's not-- she has so much going on-- 190 00:06:54,805 --> 00:06:56,589 What are you waiting for? Come on. 191 00:06:56,720 --> 00:06:57,851 [Earl] Okay, I gotta put this meat in-- 192 00:06:57,938 --> 00:06:58,983 [guest] Hey, what up, E? 193 00:06:59,113 --> 00:07:00,637 Hey, hey, man, what's up? 194 00:07:00,767 --> 00:07:02,465 No, I said, "Why are they bugging me?" 195 00:07:02,595 --> 00:07:04,554 We didn't say nothing about no bugs. 196 00:07:05,555 --> 00:07:07,818 [Ashley] Trish, I'ma need you just to be quiet, okay? 197 00:07:07,948 --> 00:07:10,037 And I need you to keep it between us. 198 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,996 Oh, do you? 199 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:13,911 Well, Earl knows 200 00:07:14,041 --> 00:07:17,044 because your side meat is his fucking roommate! 201 00:07:17,131 --> 00:07:19,177 Now I'm 'bout to tell my mama. 202 00:07:19,264 --> 00:07:22,136 He is not my fucking side meat! Fuck! 203 00:07:22,267 --> 00:07:24,138 I just-I just need you 204 00:07:24,225 --> 00:07:25,531 to give me a chance to figure it out, okay? 205 00:07:25,618 --> 00:07:27,402 I am begging you. 206 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:30,014 Fuck you, Ashley. 207 00:07:30,144 --> 00:07:31,276 We trusted you. 208 00:07:33,408 --> 00:07:34,714 Ma! 209 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,543 Fucking Christ. Just--fine! Fine. 210 00:07:37,630 --> 00:07:39,197 But if you tell her, I will tell Jacque 211 00:07:39,284 --> 00:07:40,372 that you are in love with her and that you tried 212 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:42,069 to sabotage Cuddie. 213 00:07:42,156 --> 00:07:44,985 [funky music plays in background] 214 00:07:45,072 --> 00:07:47,292 ♪ ♪ 215 00:07:47,422 --> 00:07:50,164 [scoffs] Wow. 216 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:52,950 Wow! Okay. 217 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:55,605 Just leave it alone until after Meatfest, okay? 218 00:07:55,735 --> 00:07:57,084 And I will tell Rainey myself. 219 00:07:57,171 --> 00:07:58,738 Trish, you're on duty. 220 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:00,871 You know what to do. White cap is six. 221 00:08:01,001 --> 00:08:02,699 We're at three now, including me. 222 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,439 Is everything all right? 223 00:08:04,570 --> 00:08:06,311 Yeah, just hungry for that meat. 224 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:08,531 [scoffs] Ain't that the truth. 225 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:13,710 Fuck you, you lumberjack-looking bitch. 226 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,585 [whispering] Fuck you. 227 00:08:19,716 --> 00:08:21,718 Dumbass fucking bitch. 228 00:08:21,805 --> 00:08:23,110 [Earl] How could they all have escaped? 229 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:25,243 I'm seven. 230 00:08:25,330 --> 00:08:28,028 Okay, how many mantises are we talking about here? 231 00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,595 At least ten. 232 00:08:29,726 --> 00:08:32,598 But they kept on hatching, so could be more. 233 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:35,775 My God, a whole congregation of mantises. 234 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:38,299 Okay, Sean, we got you. 235 00:08:40,171 --> 00:08:41,259 [Janelle] I'm off to check on Sean. 236 00:08:41,346 --> 00:08:42,782 This is our secret. 237 00:08:42,869 --> 00:08:44,262 [Janelle] Baby boy. 238 00:08:44,392 --> 00:08:46,438 Oh, shit, what the-- 239 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:47,744 oh. 240 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,050 Hi, Earl. 241 00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:51,443 - You must be June. - [June] Mm-hmm. 242 00:08:51,574 --> 00:08:53,358 I'm Janelle. It's nice to meet you. 243 00:08:53,488 --> 00:08:55,665 It's nice to meet you. 244 00:08:55,795 --> 00:08:57,580 - No Mustafa? - [Janelle] Uh, no. 245 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,712 He had to go back to Bali to take care of his daughter. 246 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:01,496 - My fiancé. - Oh, fiancé, not divorcée? 247 00:09:01,627 --> 00:09:03,020 She said fiancé. 248 00:09:03,150 --> 00:09:04,369 - Future fiancé. - [Earl] Okay, fiancé. 249 00:09:04,499 --> 00:09:06,110 We're just excited to meet your... 250 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,764 [both] Future fiancé. 251 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:10,505 Stop saying fiancé! 252 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,464 Sean's bugs got loose. Now his ass is on the line. 253 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:13,900 - [Sean] Earl! - Oh! 254 00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:15,728 You told! 255 00:09:15,815 --> 00:09:18,296 Yeah, but we need all the help we can get. 256 00:09:18,426 --> 00:09:20,298 I don't know what the hell you got bugs for, anyway. 257 00:09:20,385 --> 00:09:21,778 Ashley ain't never heard of a dog? 258 00:09:21,908 --> 00:09:23,780 Just find them before Mom sees. 259 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:26,521 And boom. 260 00:09:26,652 --> 00:09:28,175 - Oh. - Oh, nice. 261 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:29,742 - Now that's good-- - Pace yourself. 262 00:09:29,873 --> 00:09:31,962 Just remember to save room for the pig. 263 00:09:32,049 --> 00:09:33,659 [Scotty] But he wanted me to move to Nice, 264 00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:35,269 and I said that's out of the question. 265 00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,097 Oh, my goodness. 266 00:09:37,228 --> 00:09:38,664 - Oh, hey Miss Tammy. - [Tammy] Hey, baby. 267 00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,274 Oh, a teardrop earring looks good on you, honey. 268 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,841 - [laughs] - [Tammy] Thank you, sugar! 269 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,538 Oh, there you are. 270 00:09:43,669 --> 00:09:45,671 Oh, God, you look like shit. 271 00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:47,281 [Ashley whimpers] 272 00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,675 Oh, okay, uh... 273 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,417 okay, what is wrong? 274 00:09:52,547 --> 00:09:54,375 Uh, excuse me! 275 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,942 - I messed up, okay? - Okay. 276 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,640 Last week, I went to a bar and we had drinks 277 00:09:57,727 --> 00:09:58,597 and there was music and dancing, 278 00:09:58,684 --> 00:10:00,338 and then I kissed someone. 279 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:01,600 And it doesn't-- it doesn't mean anything. 280 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:02,949 But--but Trish found out, 281 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,472 and now she wants to tell Rainey. 282 00:10:04,559 --> 00:10:05,735 Look, don't worry. 283 00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,519 I kissed two guys today already. 284 00:10:07,650 --> 00:10:09,086 It's the holidays. 285 00:10:09,216 --> 00:10:11,741 - That's not the same! - Mm. 286 00:10:11,871 --> 00:10:15,092 Yo, I don't know what this shit will do to my family. 287 00:10:15,222 --> 00:10:16,702 But I have to do what's right, right? 288 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,661 Oh God, my heart. 289 00:10:18,791 --> 00:10:20,967 Who's gonna be couple goals for Cuddie and me now, 290 00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:22,534 Steph and Ayesha? 291 00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,188 Girl, you know I can't cook. 292 00:10:24,318 --> 00:10:27,670 How are you making this about Cuddie right now? 293 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:30,107 I mean, they were kind of goals, you know? 294 00:10:30,237 --> 00:10:31,499 [Scotty] Does she have any proof? 295 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:32,805 Yes, she has one of my earrings. 296 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,111 So what? 297 00:10:34,198 --> 00:10:35,286 So she has one and you have one. 298 00:10:35,416 --> 00:10:36,853 They cancel each other out, 299 00:10:36,940 --> 00:10:39,464 like that time I had a threesome with my ex. 300 00:10:39,594 --> 00:10:41,553 Okay, this-this- this isn't helping. 301 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:42,772 Wake up, bitch. 302 00:10:42,902 --> 00:10:44,556 It's your word against hers. 303 00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:46,210 And let's face it, she is a lot, 304 00:10:46,340 --> 00:10:48,734 like Kirstie Alley on Twitter. 305 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:49,909 - Have you followed that bitch? - [Ashley] No. 306 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,519 Honey, she has lost her damn mind. 307 00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,131 She's always lounging in her pajamas. 308 00:10:54,261 --> 00:10:58,309 Okay, so, um, what- what do I say, that- that she's lying? 309 00:10:58,396 --> 00:11:00,267 I should just tell, right? 310 00:11:00,398 --> 00:11:02,052 It's my word against hers. 311 00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,880 I don't think that's gonna be enough. 312 00:11:04,010 --> 00:11:05,446 Who else knows? 313 00:11:05,533 --> 00:11:06,839 [Ashley] Earl knows! 314 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:08,493 Well, what are you doing talking to me? 315 00:11:08,623 --> 00:11:10,625 You need to go make sure he shuts his trap. 316 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:12,062 Yeah, you- you're right. Here. 317 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,106 - Oh. - Here, here, here. 318 00:11:13,193 --> 00:11:14,499 Find Earl. Find Earl. Oh-- 319 00:11:14,629 --> 00:11:17,328 And find wine. Find wine. Find wine. 320 00:11:17,458 --> 00:11:19,156 Rainey, my angel. 321 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,462 Oh, I hate that bitch so fucking much! 322 00:11:21,549 --> 00:11:22,942 [Scotty] Can I get some more wine? 323 00:11:23,029 --> 00:11:24,552 [Rainey] I have wine. 324 00:11:24,639 --> 00:11:26,032 [whimpers] 325 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:28,078 Get your own damn plate, Trish! 326 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,865 All right, Earl, where you at? 327 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,475 Earl. 328 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:37,348 [Western showdown music plays] 329 00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:40,394 ♪ ♪ 330 00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,836 [mouthing words] Fuck you. 331 00:11:50,796 --> 00:11:52,755 Trish? I'm Leah. 332 00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:53,886 Sean goes to school with my son. 333 00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,888 Ooh, that's four. 334 00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:56,976 You lucky you here early. 335 00:11:57,107 --> 00:11:58,151 A- actually, can you help? 336 00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,718 I have another tray in my car. 337 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:03,156 Ugh, this-- this is why there's a cap. 338 00:12:03,243 --> 00:12:04,418 Where's your car at, Miss Daisy? 339 00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:05,768 It's right out front, yeah. 340 00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,775 [Earl whispering] Okay. 341 00:12:12,905 --> 00:12:14,733 Oh, wait. Wait. 342 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,779 Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. 343 00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:19,999 Okay, just-just follow me right in here. 344 00:12:20,086 --> 00:12:22,697 Oh. 345 00:12:22,828 --> 00:12:24,830 - [Ashley] Earl. - Oh! 346 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:26,701 I know you know, Earl. 347 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:28,181 And just when you think you have things under control, 348 00:12:28,268 --> 00:12:29,617 boom, this happens. 349 00:12:29,704 --> 00:12:30,836 Things happen. 350 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:32,055 And I know you know. 351 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:34,013 And now you know I know you know. 352 00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,493 I don't know anything. 353 00:12:35,623 --> 00:12:37,016 I know who your roommate is. 354 00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,626 - Oh! - I fucked up. 355 00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,280 But it's not what you think it is, 356 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,239 so I'ma need you to keep it to yourself for a day. 357 00:12:42,369 --> 00:12:44,763 No worries. I'm- I'm a vault. 358 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,244 They call me voûte suisse. 359 00:12:47,374 --> 00:12:48,375 Okay? 360 00:12:48,506 --> 00:12:52,031 It's French for Swiss vault. 361 00:12:52,118 --> 00:12:54,207 Okay, well, this is English for "Shh!" 362 00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,600 - Please. - Okay. 363 00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:58,385 - S'il vous plaît. - Okay. 364 00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:01,214 [both laughing forcefully] 365 00:13:04,043 --> 00:13:06,916 [chuckling] All right. 366 00:13:07,046 --> 00:13:10,049 [whispering] Oh, baby, my sweet. 367 00:13:10,136 --> 00:13:12,965 We almost got caught. Oh. 368 00:13:18,405 --> 00:13:21,234 [tense music plays] 369 00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:24,281 ♪ ♪ 370 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,292 [exhales] 371 00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:37,729 You're cute, like a little alien. 372 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,817 - [Trish] Earl. - Oh! Oh! 373 00:13:38,904 --> 00:13:40,732 Gotta get out this hallway. 374 00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,865 I need you to come help me tell my mom about Ashley now, 375 00:13:42,995 --> 00:13:44,431 'cause a nigga needs a witness. 376 00:13:44,562 --> 00:13:46,390 What? No. This is between you two. 377 00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,044 Did Ashley get to you? 378 00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,002 Are you really on her side with this bullshit? 379 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,656 No, I'm not on any side of anything. 380 00:13:51,786 --> 00:13:53,266 I'm-I'm Switzerland. 381 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,485 Nigga, fuck Switzerland. 382 00:13:54,615 --> 00:13:56,226 Look, all I know is hearsay. 383 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:57,531 Okay, I heard nothing. I know nothing. 384 00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,098 I saw a earring. I seen so many earrings. 385 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,231 You have earrings on right now. 386 00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,667 Why the fuck you covering up your cup for? 387 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,321 You think I'ma fucking poison you? 388 00:14:04,451 --> 00:14:07,628 This just how I--a drink that I've been drinking 389 00:14:07,759 --> 00:14:10,457 that is a drink... that I drink. 390 00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,592 It's good etiquette at a party to cover your drink. 391 00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:19,640 Silence is violence, Earl. 392 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:24,080 Silence is violence. 393 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,734 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 394 00:14:26,865 --> 00:14:28,954 Yeah. 395 00:14:29,041 --> 00:14:30,521 You- you talkin' and you being vi-- 396 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:32,001 Silence is motherfuckin' violence. 397 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,089 [Earl] Oh, okay. 398 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:39,834 [clears throat] 399 00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:43,969 Yep, just in the hallway drinking. 400 00:14:44,056 --> 00:14:46,667 [whispering] June, talk to him. Talk to him. 401 00:14:46,754 --> 00:14:49,496 Wow, where did you get those little-little micro links? 402 00:14:49,627 --> 00:14:51,629 Well, you know what? Enjoy that. 403 00:14:51,759 --> 00:14:53,936 - Ah! Okay. - Here you go. 404 00:14:54,066 --> 00:14:55,981 Where'd you meet this guy? 405 00:14:56,068 --> 00:14:57,722 Gilroy Garlic Festival. 406 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:59,811 [Dauntes] White as cocaine. 407 00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:01,421 [Nancy] Hey, I go there every year. 408 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:04,381 They got one hell of a sorbet. Garlic Sherb. 409 00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:06,209 Ooh, does he check out them thick-ass mannequins 410 00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,601 at Eastmont Mall? 411 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:08,994 I don't know. Should I take him? 412 00:15:09,081 --> 00:15:09,995 Has he been to Sweet Jimmy's yet? 413 00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,910 Now, that's a dead giveaway. 414 00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:13,738 Does he know any of those commercials off of Soul Beat? 415 00:15:13,868 --> 00:15:15,653 Ask him if he knows what a chitloaf is. 416 00:15:15,783 --> 00:15:17,350 You ask him when he gets here. 417 00:15:17,437 --> 00:15:19,396 How am I supposed to know all this off two dates? 418 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,659 - It's a loaf of chitlins. - [laughter] 419 00:15:21,789 --> 00:15:23,182 Tried to get that commercial out of my mind, 420 00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:26,055 but I can't, even after all this time. 421 00:15:26,185 --> 00:15:28,144 - Mm-mm. - Shoot, Darrell's late. 422 00:15:28,274 --> 00:15:29,536 He's supposed to bring ice. 423 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,624 [Dauntes] Ooh. 424 00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:35,325 Not to bat against my own team, but the brother is late. 425 00:15:35,412 --> 00:15:36,935 [Rainey] I didn't say he was Black. 426 00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:38,850 I said I really, really, really, really 427 00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:40,591 don't think he's white. 428 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,029 - Oh, he white. - [Marty] Mm-hmm. 429 00:15:44,116 --> 00:15:45,900 - [Dauntes chuckling] - As soy milk. 430 00:15:45,988 --> 00:15:47,511 As the Ultimate Frisbee team. 431 00:15:47,598 --> 00:15:49,556 St. Patrick's Day parade. 432 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,297 As a ayahuasca trip to Bali. 433 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,342 Shit, rice. 434 00:15:52,472 --> 00:15:53,430 The Olsen twins. 435 00:15:53,560 --> 00:15:55,693 [laughter] 436 00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,608 [Sean] You've got this. It's okay. 437 00:15:57,738 --> 00:15:59,305 Come on, Petunia. 438 00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:00,915 Come on. Come on. 439 00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,570 It's okay. You can trust me. Come on. 440 00:16:03,701 --> 00:16:05,137 Let's get you in your little home. 441 00:16:05,268 --> 00:16:06,704 There you go. 442 00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:10,708 [Monophonics' "La La La Love Me" playing] 443 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:12,231 [mimics gun cocking] 444 00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:14,364 Locked and loaded. 445 00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:16,453 We did it, Thizzly. Just a few more to go. 446 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,630 ♪ ♪ 447 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:22,415 Whoo! I'm the mantis king! 448 00:16:22,589 --> 00:16:25,288 ♪ ♪ 449 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:27,638 [singer] ♪ Sitting in the dark ♪ 450 00:16:27,768 --> 00:16:30,858 [clearing throat] 451 00:16:30,989 --> 00:16:33,905 Nancy! Nancy. Nance. 452 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:37,996 I have a situation. 453 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,867 Oh, Lord. What now? 454 00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:43,436 Ashley may have 455 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:45,569 stepped out on Miles with my roommate. 456 00:16:45,699 --> 00:16:47,310 Now, she says it was nothing, and I believe her. 457 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,616 But who cares what I believe 'cause Trish found out 458 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,445 and went crazy and says she wanna go to Rainey with it. 459 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:53,794 Ashley's asked me not to say anything, 460 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:54,882 but Trish isn't having it. 461 00:16:54,969 --> 00:16:56,145 They both coming for me. 462 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:59,017 And I keep saying, "Hey, I'm Swiss! 463 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:03,195 Like good cheese and chocolate." 464 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,718 And I got a lot of things that I'm juggling 465 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,938 I'm not even telling--oh! 466 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:08,635 I felt that on the other side. 467 00:17:08,766 --> 00:17:10,333 I can't believe you're putting all this on my plate 468 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:13,336 when I got all this on my plate. 469 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,078 I'll handle it. Don't do shit. 470 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,081 ♪ ♪ 471 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:21,866 What the fuck? 472 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,912 ♪ ♪ 473 00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:31,136 She-she couldn't hear me, right? 474 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:33,530 Ah, I was using my whisper voice. 475 00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:34,922 [Janelle] Get your ass in there. 476 00:17:35,053 --> 00:17:37,751 Ow! Ow! 477 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:40,493 Bitch, are you serious? You cheated on Miles? 478 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:41,755 Who told you that? 479 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,540 Earl told my mama. 480 00:17:43,627 --> 00:17:45,585 How the fuck you gon' tell him before you tell me? 481 00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,674 Oh, fuck, it's spreading. 482 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,589 First of all, it meant nothing. 483 00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,722 And I didn't tell anyone. He found out. 484 00:17:51,852 --> 00:17:52,984 Fuck. 485 00:17:56,988 --> 00:18:00,383 Ash, you know I get it, okay? 486 00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,819 But you gon' have to tell Rainey 487 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:03,603 before anybody else does. 488 00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:06,389 Tell her I kissed another man at fucking Meatfest, 489 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,955 the very festival she created to spite 490 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:09,957 a man who cheated on her? 491 00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:11,698 Oh, yeah, Rainey don't play that. 492 00:18:11,785 --> 00:18:12,743 - Mm. - [knocking] 493 00:18:12,873 --> 00:18:13,918 Occupied! 494 00:18:14,048 --> 00:18:14,919 Okay, take your time. 495 00:18:15,049 --> 00:18:16,399 I'll go upstairs. 496 00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,531 Mommy, Mommy, do you have a second? 497 00:18:18,618 --> 00:18:20,316 Yes, baby. What is it? 498 00:18:20,446 --> 00:18:22,492 Mom, I need to tell you some real-- 499 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,363 [Nancy] Trish, can I talk to you for a second? 500 00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,886 - Okay, wait, wait, one sec. - I'll be right back. 501 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,367 - I just have to pee. - Mom. 502 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,413 You keep that Ashley shit to yourself. 503 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,284 Don't tell your mama or anybody else. 504 00:18:32,371 --> 00:18:34,025 Why? 505 00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:37,811 Everybody deserves to know what a scammer Ashley is. 506 00:18:37,898 --> 00:18:39,987 Whatever happened to all that ride or die loyalty bullshit 507 00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:41,380 she be talking about? 508 00:18:41,511 --> 00:18:43,252 I understand where you coming from. 509 00:18:43,382 --> 00:18:45,210 But be honest with yourself. 510 00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,734 Are you trying to help Miles or just hurt Ashley? 511 00:18:47,821 --> 00:18:50,737 Hmm? What are you up to? 512 00:18:50,868 --> 00:18:52,304 [Jennifer] Hey, Janelle. 513 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,392 Girl, shut the fuck up. We're on a mission. 514 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:54,959 Go, go, go, hurry up, hurry up. 515 00:18:55,089 --> 00:18:56,613 Hi, Trish. 516 00:18:56,743 --> 00:18:57,918 Hey, girl. 517 00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,964 I brought bone broth. 518 00:19:00,094 --> 00:19:01,139 Great. 519 00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:02,923 Okay, that's five whites. 520 00:19:03,054 --> 00:19:05,317 - One spot to go. - [clicks] 521 00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:07,972 Bone broth. 522 00:19:08,102 --> 00:19:10,453 [Janelle] Now, see, if my Mustafa was here, 523 00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:11,889 he would have captured all of these 524 00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,586 in under 30 seconds flat. 525 00:19:13,673 --> 00:19:14,892 Did I mention his judo skills? 526 00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:16,937 Not in the last five minutes. 527 00:19:17,024 --> 00:19:20,245 When do we get to meet the magical Mustafa, anyway? 528 00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:23,335 Well, maybe you can come visit us. 529 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:25,032 [June] Oh, yes, I love Bali. 530 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:26,338 You're moving back to Bali with Prince Charming? 531 00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,297 Shh! Shh! Dang, Earl. 532 00:19:28,427 --> 00:19:29,559 It's still a secret, a'ight? 533 00:19:29,689 --> 00:19:31,082 I ain't told Ash yet. 534 00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,651 Okay, but now the vault is closed. 535 00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,087 No more secrets. 536 00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,307 - All right. - Okay. 537 00:19:38,437 --> 00:19:40,483 Man, this little critter really like you. 538 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,746 [Rainey] Make way! Make way. 539 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:46,097 [all cheering] 540 00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:48,317 [guest] Wonderful. 541 00:19:48,447 --> 00:19:50,754 That's a pig pig, ain't it? 542 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:54,845 Talk about high on the hog. [laughing] 543 00:19:54,975 --> 00:19:57,064 You know, it's a saying for a reason. 544 00:19:57,195 --> 00:19:59,066 Speech, my lady, speech. 545 00:19:59,197 --> 00:20:02,156 - Oh! Oh! Speech! - [all cheering] 546 00:20:02,287 --> 00:20:04,811 This Meatfest could not have come at a better time. 547 00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:06,987 I needed this so badly. 548 00:20:07,074 --> 00:20:10,295 I'm so glad to have all of you in our home. 549 00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:11,557 [guest] Aww. 550 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,211 Ah, perfect timing. 551 00:20:13,298 --> 00:20:15,126 Everybody, this is Darrell. 552 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,084 [Darrell] I did not know what to wear to Meatfest, 553 00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:21,001 from the shoes and my fit all the way up to the do. 554 00:20:21,132 --> 00:20:23,569 I was just-- so I'm so sorry I'm late. 555 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,918 I didn't know what to do with my dog 556 00:20:25,005 --> 00:20:26,137 because he gets separation anxiety. 557 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:27,486 [all] Hmm. 558 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:28,879 [Darrell] But you would love him. 559 00:20:28,966 --> 00:20:29,749 Chauncey is the world's sweetest pit. 560 00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,361 [crowd mumbling] 561 00:20:32,491 --> 00:20:35,625 Luckily, my cousin Meredith, she came over to sit with him. 562 00:20:35,755 --> 00:20:37,366 But then driving over here, I got pulled over. 563 00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:38,845 [all mumbling] 564 00:20:38,976 --> 00:20:40,064 Thank goodness I knew the cop. 565 00:20:40,194 --> 00:20:41,326 [all muttering] 566 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:42,762 'Cause he pulled me over last week. 567 00:20:42,893 --> 00:20:44,373 - [crowd] Ah! - [Darrell] So I pulled out 568 00:20:44,503 --> 00:20:46,244 my "friends and family of a cop" badge again, 569 00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:47,724 and he let me go. 570 00:20:47,854 --> 00:20:49,726 - [all chattering] - It works every time. 571 00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:52,206 Okay, we have reached audacity of the Caucacity 572 00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:53,904 in the white capacity, y'all. 573 00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:55,166 - [guest] Yes. - [all muttering] 574 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,385 - That's a shame. - Yeah. 575 00:20:56,515 --> 00:20:57,603 I know that dude, White Darrell. 576 00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,388 That nigga hella Mexican. 577 00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:01,172 [Rainey] All right, all right, where was I? 578 00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:04,567 Well, you all have been there for me when I needed you. 579 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,308 And more than that, you've been there 580 00:21:06,438 --> 00:21:09,093 when I've shut my blinds and tried to hide. 581 00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:11,182 When I was too proud or scared to ask, 582 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:15,752 you have always been a constant support. 583 00:21:15,882 --> 00:21:18,711 And I can trust you to be honest with me, 584 00:21:18,798 --> 00:21:20,409 even when the truth hurts. 585 00:21:20,496 --> 00:21:23,107 And that, my friends, is loyalty. 586 00:21:23,237 --> 00:21:25,152 You are my chosen family. 587 00:21:25,239 --> 00:21:26,893 [Janelle] Aww. 588 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,504 - [Rainey] To Meatfest! - [Earl] To Meatfest! 589 00:21:28,591 --> 00:21:31,245 [all cheering] 590 00:21:34,031 --> 00:21:35,989 All right, now where do we start with this? 591 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,819 [indistinct chatter] 592 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:42,387 - You okay? - I'm far from okay. 593 00:21:44,433 --> 00:21:48,001 Mm-mm-mm. 594 00:21:48,132 --> 00:21:50,613 Always the thirsty bitch. 595 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,484 Lap it up, poor baby dumb-dumb. 596 00:21:52,571 --> 00:21:54,573 Trish, just back the fuck off. 597 00:21:54,660 --> 00:21:56,401 Oh. Oh, no, no, don't talk to me. 598 00:21:56,532 --> 00:21:57,707 Talk to the judge in divorce court. 599 00:21:57,837 --> 00:21:59,317 Now's not the time. 600 00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:00,884 Y'all need to get your asses back in there. 601 00:22:01,014 --> 00:22:03,103 Ooh, I should really whoop your ass 602 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:04,366 right here in front of everybody. 603 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:05,802 Calm down, Trish. 604 00:22:05,932 --> 00:22:07,151 Don't fucking tell me to calm down! 605 00:22:07,281 --> 00:22:08,152 - [Nancy] Excuse me? - [Janelle] Hey! 606 00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:09,588 Oh, why is everyone in here? 607 00:22:09,719 --> 00:22:11,242 Is it something I said? 608 00:22:16,508 --> 00:22:18,075 Earl. 609 00:22:18,205 --> 00:22:19,598 Don't look at me. 610 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,513 I'm-I'm Switzerland. 611 00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:26,431 Oh. Huh? 612 00:22:26,518 --> 00:22:28,564 You? 613 00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:33,351 Earl? Janelle? Nancy? No? 614 00:22:33,482 --> 00:22:35,440 None of y'all, hmm? 615 00:22:35,527 --> 00:22:37,747 Okay, you know what? Fuck it. 616 00:22:37,877 --> 00:22:39,966 I cannot do this shit anymore. 617 00:22:40,053 --> 00:22:41,490 No more secrets. 618 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:43,753 Mommy, 619 00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:46,712 Ashley done fucked around on Miles, 620 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:49,628 and everybody here knows but you. 621 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,723 Jacque, I am in love with you. 622 00:22:57,854 --> 00:22:59,856 And I tried to break you and Cuddie up 623 00:22:59,986 --> 00:23:02,424 by telling P-Lo to tell him to wear a pirate costume. 624 00:23:02,554 --> 00:23:04,164 - [scoffs] - Sabotage. 625 00:23:04,295 --> 00:23:07,037 Uh, I have some good news. 626 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:09,909 Um, I'm moving back to Bali. 627 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,433 Hold on. What? 628 00:23:11,563 --> 00:23:13,913 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 629 00:23:14,044 --> 00:23:15,480 Go back. 630 00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:19,919 Ashley, that's not true, is it? 631 00:23:20,050 --> 00:23:22,444 I don't--um... 632 00:23:27,666 --> 00:23:29,886 I'm sorry. 633 00:23:29,973 --> 00:23:34,456 I'm so sorry. There's um... no excuse. 634 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,636 Rainey, I just miss him so much. 635 00:23:40,766 --> 00:23:42,812 [Rainey] Are you fucking kidding me? 636 00:23:45,423 --> 00:23:50,167 I-I just wanted a bit of normal again. 637 00:23:52,038 --> 00:23:55,085 I've just been having a really hard time. 638 00:23:55,215 --> 00:23:58,044 And it's not anyone else's problem, 639 00:23:58,131 --> 00:24:00,525 so I just stuff it down. 640 00:24:00,656 --> 00:24:02,179 But it's gotten worse, 641 00:24:02,309 --> 00:24:04,224 and I- I don't feel like myself anymore. 642 00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:07,619 I just--I got drunk, 643 00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,839 and some guy was being really nice to me, 644 00:24:09,969 --> 00:24:13,712 and... it was so stupid. 645 00:24:16,062 --> 00:24:17,673 And I'll tell Miles myself. 646 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,980 Just- just please, at least let me tell him myself. 647 00:24:22,982 --> 00:24:24,723 [Miles] Well, you just did. 648 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,862 [Trish] Oh, shit. 649 00:24:32,992 --> 00:24:35,429 My brother done broke out of jail. 650 00:24:39,782 --> 00:24:43,525 I tried to call. 651 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:47,050 But there's no phones at Meatfest, so... 652 00:24:49,095 --> 00:24:51,010 [Sean] Come on, Thizzly. We did it. 653 00:24:51,097 --> 00:24:53,099 We got the praying mantises! 654 00:24:53,230 --> 00:24:54,753 Dad! 655 00:24:54,884 --> 00:24:57,669 [soft music playing] 656 00:24:57,756 --> 00:24:58,670 ♪ ♪ 657 00:24:58,801 --> 00:25:00,367 [grunts] 658 00:25:00,454 --> 00:25:04,197 [laughing] 659 00:25:04,328 --> 00:25:05,938 [Sean] I missed you. 660 00:25:06,112 --> 00:25:08,941 ♪ ♪ 661 00:25:18,472 --> 00:25:20,910 [Trish] Fuck. 662 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:22,868 We are at white capacity. 663 00:25:22,999 --> 00:25:24,348 Darrell, I will make you a plate, 664 00:25:24,478 --> 00:25:25,392 but you gotta go. 665 00:25:25,479 --> 00:25:27,003 - Okay. - [clicks] 666 00:25:27,133 --> 00:25:31,137 [SOB x RBE's "Onna Gang" playing] 667 00:25:31,268 --> 00:25:33,096 [DaBoii] Shit, I'ma name this shit "Onna Gang," nigga, 668 00:25:33,226 --> 00:25:35,141 'cause, nigga, everything I'm saying, nigga, 669 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,883 that's on gang, nigga. 670 00:25:38,057 --> 00:25:39,537 ♪ Just cause you got Ya ass a gun ♪ 671 00:25:39,711 --> 00:25:41,452 ♪ That don't make you A gangster ♪ 672 00:25:41,626 --> 00:25:43,193 ♪ Ol' badass lil boy I'll give you a spanking ♪ 673 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,455 ♪ I know some niggas Want me dead ♪ 674 00:25:44,629 --> 00:25:46,152 ♪ I be keeping 'em patient ♪ 675 00:25:46,326 --> 00:25:47,501 ♪ Keep taking pictures With all them hammers ♪ 676 00:25:47,676 --> 00:25:49,025 ♪ Ain't beating no cases ♪ 677 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,374 ♪ Load the clips up With gloves ♪ 678 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:52,637 ♪ I ain't leaving no traces ♪ 679 00:25:52,724 --> 00:25:54,030 ♪ I'll leave up out this Earth before leaving a statement ♪ 680 00:25:54,204 --> 00:25:55,727 ♪ Fuck with us Yeah, just know ♪ 681 00:25:55,901 --> 00:25:57,686 ♪ That you beefing With Haitians ♪ 682 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,470 ♪ We ride around with baby K's On a special occasion ♪ 683 00:25:59,644 --> 00:26:01,820 ♪ Li'l bitch, I'm a dog But a lion at heart ♪ 684 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,169 ♪ You know that shit Gon' come to light ♪ 685 00:26:03,256 --> 00:26:04,693 ♪ You can't hide in the dark ♪ 686 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:05,955 ♪ And you can't get up In this whip ♪ 687 00:26:06,129 --> 00:26:07,739 ♪ Catch you riding a bar ♪ 688 00:26:07,913 --> 00:26:09,045 ♪ And you don't mean Shit you tweet ♪ 689 00:26:09,132 --> 00:26:10,960 ♪ But be typing it hard ♪ 690 00:26:11,134 --> 00:26:12,614 ♪ And every time I hit a bitch It be from behind ♪ 691 00:26:12,788 --> 00:26:14,050 ♪ When they had me In that cell ♪ 692 00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:16,008 ♪ I was beefing with time ♪ 693 00:26:16,182 --> 00:26:18,271 ♪ Nah, nigga, I don't rap I'm just speaking my mind ♪ 694 00:26:18,358 --> 00:26:20,534 ♪ DaBoii for president, bitch I'm freeing the guys ♪ 695 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:21,797 ♪ Keep on talking Out your neck ♪ 696 00:26:21,971 --> 00:26:23,450 ♪ That shit funny as fuck ♪ 697 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,626 ♪ I'm finna pull up On your sister ♪ 698 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,323 ♪ And bust me a nut ♪ 699 00:26:26,497 --> 00:26:27,454 ♪ I'm not familiar With no manners ♪ 700 00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:28,499 ♪ Or no home training ♪