1 00:00:17,799 --> 00:00:21,194 [spooky electronic music plays] 2 00:00:21,847 --> 00:00:24,763 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:33,380 --> 00:00:35,600 Hey, what's up? It's Guapdad. 4 00:00:35,687 --> 00:00:37,167 I don't know how I ended up here, 5 00:00:37,297 --> 00:00:38,994 but I'm pretty sure I'm about to throw up. 6 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,127 Before I do that, you wouldn't believe 7 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:42,607 what happened last week on Blindspotting. 8 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,696 [coughs] 9 00:00:44,826 --> 00:00:46,132 - Talkin' 'bout. - Uh-blah-dow. 10 00:00:48,395 --> 00:00:51,442 I was married in Bali. 11 00:00:51,572 --> 00:00:52,878 Yo, who the fuck are you texting? 12 00:00:52,965 --> 00:00:54,053 Earl? 13 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:55,750 [Janelle] Man, fuck that nigga. 14 00:00:55,881 --> 00:00:58,275 Shit, he only text me, what, twice since he got out? 15 00:00:58,405 --> 00:01:00,015 [Jacque] Hey, Daddy. 16 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:01,626 - [Trish] Cuddie's in too deep. - [Ashley] Yeah. 17 00:01:01,756 --> 00:01:04,542 I need to break them up. I need to break them up. 18 00:01:04,672 --> 00:01:05,804 [bachelorette] You're just a little sad. 19 00:01:05,934 --> 00:01:07,849 Like, you have a sad face. 20 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,286 I wonder what's wrong. 21 00:01:09,416 --> 00:01:10,765 It's fine. Every... everything is fine. 22 00:01:10,896 --> 00:01:11,897 Thank you! 23 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:17,163 [hip-hop music plays] 24 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,512 [rapper] ♪ Scam sell, doing well ♪ 25 00:01:18,686 --> 00:01:20,340 ♪ Pulling up in a truck ♪ 26 00:01:20,514 --> 00:01:22,212 ♪ I'm a factor in my city I'm 100 as fuck ♪ 27 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:23,561 ♪ Inuyasha, I'm a dog ♪ 28 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:25,693 ♪ I'm a pit, you a pug ♪ 29 00:01:25,780 --> 00:01:27,739 ♪ I'ma always have bitches 'Cause I'm funny as fuck ♪ 30 00:01:27,826 --> 00:01:29,219 ♪ These are triple S Balenciagas ♪ 31 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:30,742 ♪ They looking funky though ♪ 32 00:01:30,916 --> 00:01:32,004 ♪ I like 'em slim thick My brother ♪ 33 00:01:32,178 --> 00:01:33,440 ♪ He like them funky hos ♪ 34 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:34,615 [Trish] Okay, shit, y'all, we are here! 35 00:01:34,702 --> 00:01:36,530 - [Ashley] Ooh. - [Janelle] Yeah. 36 00:01:36,661 --> 00:01:37,618 - [Trish] Hey. - [Earl] Ooh. 37 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:39,185 [Ashley] Whew, hey. 38 00:01:39,316 --> 00:01:41,927 Dang, y'all, I haven't been to the boardwalk 39 00:01:42,057 --> 00:01:43,755 in hella long. 40 00:01:43,885 --> 00:01:45,496 Yo, we gotta hit that Giant Dipper. 41 00:01:45,583 --> 00:01:47,759 I don't think I've been here since I was, like, six. 42 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:51,458 Yo, Ash, you hear something? 43 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:54,983 It sounded like our long lost friend Earl, 44 00:01:55,114 --> 00:01:57,334 but apparently, that dude's been out of jail 45 00:01:57,464 --> 00:01:58,770 for hella long and just been ghosting us. 46 00:01:58,857 --> 00:02:00,075 Okay. 47 00:02:00,206 --> 00:02:02,339 Nelle, let's just ease into this. 48 00:02:02,469 --> 00:02:03,992 - You know what I'm saying? - [Earl] No. 49 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:05,864 I mean, Ashley invited me. Trish said it was cool. 50 00:02:05,994 --> 00:02:08,171 Oh, and did y'all know that he allegedly has a girlfriend 51 00:02:08,258 --> 00:02:10,042 we ain't never met? 52 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,958 June got tickets to see Kehlani, so she went to see Kehlani. 53 00:02:13,088 --> 00:02:14,612 Oh. Oh, okay. I see. 54 00:02:14,742 --> 00:02:16,570 So if your new girlfriend isn't available... 55 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:18,224 - Ah, ew, ew, ew, ew. - Nelle! 56 00:02:18,311 --> 00:02:19,617 - Chill. That shit's not cute. - Chill. 57 00:02:19,747 --> 00:02:21,880 Not cute. 58 00:02:22,010 --> 00:02:23,403 - Hey. - [Janelle] Don't. 59 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:24,970 - How come Jacque didn't come? - Oh. 60 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,015 Um, you know, she introducing Cuddie 61 00:02:27,102 --> 00:02:29,279 to her family at their Halloween party, 62 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:33,239 and then we will never see him again. 63 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,590 Oh, why do you say it like that? 64 00:02:36,721 --> 00:02:39,114 I may have told Jacque's cousins 65 00:02:39,245 --> 00:02:41,378 Nump and P-Lo to give Cuddie 66 00:02:41,508 --> 00:02:44,642 some disastrous costume advice. 67 00:02:44,729 --> 00:02:46,557 Okay! [laughs] 68 00:02:46,687 --> 00:02:49,429 Who is ready for Fright Night? Am I right? 69 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,953 Trish, what are you doing? 70 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:54,478 Um, oh, I'm about to use 71 00:02:54,565 --> 00:02:56,784 my patent Trish and Jacque move. 72 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:58,873 Okay, what move is that? 73 00:03:01,224 --> 00:03:04,314 Duh, pretend to be blind 74 00:03:04,444 --> 00:03:05,837 so you get a disabled pass and cut the front of the line. 75 00:03:05,967 --> 00:03:07,317 [all] No! 76 00:03:07,447 --> 00:03:09,101 - Trish! - No, no, no, no, no, no. 77 00:03:09,188 --> 00:03:10,755 - Now you done gone too far. - Boo. 78 00:03:10,842 --> 00:03:12,147 - No, Trish. - Fuck y'all. 79 00:03:12,278 --> 00:03:13,453 Trish, you can't walk like that! 80 00:03:13,584 --> 00:03:14,976 [Trish] Fuck y'all. 81 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:16,500 [Janelle] The ancestors is watching, Trish! 82 00:03:16,630 --> 00:03:17,849 [Earl] We should have to walk like that. 83 00:03:17,936 --> 00:03:18,763 - We all have to... - [Ashley] God. 84 00:03:18,893 --> 00:03:20,155 [Earl] Wait, guys, help. 85 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:21,244 [Ashley] Are you fucking kidding me? 86 00:03:21,374 --> 00:03:22,941 I don't want no part in this. 87 00:03:23,115 --> 00:03:24,508 [rapper] ♪ Your style's Fucking pitiful ♪ 88 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:25,770 ♪ I'm a pit bull With no leash ♪ 89 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:27,641 ♪ Call the police ♪ 90 00:03:27,815 --> 00:03:29,382 ♪ I think that MC host shit Is weak as fuck ♪ 91 00:03:29,469 --> 00:03:31,123 ♪ Please button up And have a seat ♪ 92 00:03:31,297 --> 00:03:33,038 ♪ You'd think I had chainsawed My face off ♪ 93 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:34,953 ♪ Replaced face With another chain saw ♪ 94 00:03:35,127 --> 00:03:37,085 ♪ Had guard on Now that guard off ♪ 95 00:03:37,172 --> 00:03:38,957 ♪ I'm like, "Hey, everybody I should take off" ♪ 96 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,046 ♪ Like gone off To see you bad... ♪ 97 00:03:42,177 --> 00:03:45,137 Look at my Tagalog queen. Damn! 98 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:47,095 - And what are you? - Oh, me? 99 00:03:47,226 --> 00:03:48,140 [chuckles] 100 00:03:50,534 --> 00:03:53,711 Blah-dow! Pirate. 101 00:03:53,798 --> 00:03:56,148 - I'm here for that booty. - [Jacque] Oh, fuck. 102 00:03:56,279 --> 00:03:57,715 Okay, no, no, no. 103 00:03:57,845 --> 00:03:59,456 Maybe we should just go somewhere else. 104 00:03:59,586 --> 00:04:01,153 You-you don't want to go in there dressed like that. 105 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:04,896 Uh... come on, babe. 106 00:04:05,026 --> 00:04:06,158 Is this about meeting your parents? 107 00:04:06,245 --> 00:04:07,464 No. 108 00:04:07,594 --> 00:04:09,683 - Or is this a Filipino thing? - No. 109 00:04:09,814 --> 00:04:11,294 'Cause, honestly, I'm hella nervous 110 00:04:11,424 --> 00:04:12,904 about meeting your pops, 111 00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,297 so I- I did a lot of research, 112 00:04:14,427 --> 00:04:15,341 and I talked to your cousin Nump... 113 00:04:15,428 --> 00:04:17,430 Ugh, no! 114 00:04:17,561 --> 00:04:19,432 ...and there's nowhere where I ever read 115 00:04:19,563 --> 00:04:20,825 there being any beef between pirates 116 00:04:20,955 --> 00:04:23,088 and the Filipino community. 117 00:04:23,218 --> 00:04:25,830 I mean, of course, unless you count Hook. 118 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:27,222 Like, that's straight funk. 119 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:30,313 Uh-huh. 120 00:04:30,443 --> 00:04:31,836 Because Rufio. 121 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:34,142 He Filipino. 122 00:04:34,229 --> 00:04:35,753 Did you know that? 123 00:04:37,537 --> 00:04:40,801 [sighs] I did. 124 00:04:40,888 --> 00:04:42,499 I do. 125 00:04:42,629 --> 00:04:45,197 And you're not a pirate. You make a cute musketeer. 126 00:04:45,328 --> 00:04:46,894 [chuckles] I'm a pirate. 127 00:04:47,025 --> 00:04:49,462 Mm-mmm, no, you're a musketeer tonight, okay? 128 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:53,161 Let's just get these buttoned up, okay? 129 00:04:53,248 --> 00:04:56,426 - Okay, fine. Let's go inside. - Okay. 130 00:04:56,556 --> 00:04:59,342 But don't take your coat off, 131 00:04:59,472 --> 00:05:02,040 no matter what. 132 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:05,217 Okay. 133 00:05:05,304 --> 00:05:07,132 - [thump] - [Cuddie] Oh. 134 00:05:07,262 --> 00:05:08,873 - I got you. - Cool. Thanks, babe. 135 00:05:09,003 --> 00:05:11,223 Thank you. Hey, Mom. 136 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,181 - Hi. - Hey, Jacque. Mwah. 137 00:05:13,268 --> 00:05:15,619 - This is Cuddie. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 138 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:17,534 Tall. Nice to meet you too. 139 00:05:17,664 --> 00:05:19,318 - Dad's in the back. - Okay, thanks. 140 00:05:21,799 --> 00:05:24,628 - Ooh, you did that one, huh? - I did. 141 00:05:24,758 --> 00:05:26,281 See, that feel like a nice precursor 142 00:05:26,412 --> 00:05:27,761 to your trappy mermaid saga. 143 00:05:27,848 --> 00:05:30,111 [Jacque] It is. 144 00:05:30,242 --> 00:05:31,548 [Cuddie] Oh, is that your dad? 145 00:05:31,678 --> 00:05:33,376 [dramatic fantasy music plays] 146 00:05:33,463 --> 00:05:37,510 [Lost Boys crowing] 147 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,992 [Lost Boys] Bangarang, bangarang, bangarang! 148 00:05:41,122 --> 00:05:42,341 Stop! 149 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:45,300 For real? 150 00:05:45,388 --> 00:05:47,477 - Jacque, is your daddy... - No, no, don't say it! 151 00:05:49,043 --> 00:05:51,263 - Rufio... - No! 152 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:54,397 [Trish] Okay, y'all. 153 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:55,876 [gasps] 154 00:05:55,963 --> 00:05:57,617 Blow! 155 00:05:57,704 --> 00:06:00,185 With this, I can take up to three guests 156 00:06:00,315 --> 00:06:01,969 to the front of every line. 157 00:06:02,056 --> 00:06:05,190 Oh, my God. Y'all, this is so wrong, okay? 158 00:06:05,320 --> 00:06:07,105 Why we didn't just get fast passes? 159 00:06:07,235 --> 00:06:09,499 - 'Cause they $300 each. - Ugh, ugh. 160 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,544 Okay, why y'all making such a big deal out of this? 161 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:14,460 It is a life hack, okay? 162 00:06:14,547 --> 00:06:16,157 Look, y'all don't ever use 163 00:06:16,288 --> 00:06:17,942 the big handicap stall in the bathroom? 164 00:06:18,072 --> 00:06:18,943 - Really? - No. 165 00:06:19,073 --> 00:06:20,379 Really? Okay. 166 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:21,859 Well, this is the same thing, okay? 167 00:06:21,989 --> 00:06:23,817 The same exact thing. Who does it hurt? 168 00:06:23,904 --> 00:06:25,689 [Janelle] For starters, 169 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:27,821 it's offensive to disabled people. 170 00:06:27,952 --> 00:06:29,910 Girl, it's Halloween. 171 00:06:29,997 --> 00:06:32,347 Everybody is being offensive today. 172 00:06:32,478 --> 00:06:34,045 Ooh, look, look, look, see? 173 00:06:34,175 --> 00:06:37,004 She is cosplaying being a sex worker, 174 00:06:37,091 --> 00:06:38,963 and you don't see me throwing a fucking fit! 175 00:06:39,093 --> 00:06:40,312 Oh, my gosh, Trish, could you please just lose 176 00:06:40,443 --> 00:06:41,879 the fucking stick, okay? 177 00:06:42,009 --> 00:06:43,924 They have to cut to the front of the line 178 00:06:44,055 --> 00:06:46,536 because they're really disabled, okay? 179 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:49,321 Uh, Nelle, say "differently abled." 180 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:51,410 Uh, okay, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, okay. 181 00:06:51,541 --> 00:06:54,457 Aren't you pretending to be Catholic right now? 182 00:06:54,587 --> 00:06:56,241 - Hmm? - What? 183 00:06:56,371 --> 00:06:57,764 You a Buddhist, nigga. 184 00:06:57,895 --> 00:07:00,506 I'm paying homage to Deloris Van Cartier. 185 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:03,161 And I'm paying homage to fucking blind people. 186 00:07:03,291 --> 00:07:04,162 - No. - Uh... 187 00:07:04,292 --> 00:07:06,164 Nigga, you are not blind. 188 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:09,341 And you are not Deloris. 189 00:07:09,515 --> 00:07:11,299 [rapper] ♪ I could fight Like Kun Li with my all that ♪ 190 00:07:11,430 --> 00:07:13,084 [Jacque] Be cool. 191 00:07:13,214 --> 00:07:14,520 [Cuddie] How could you not tell me your daddy is Rufio? 192 00:07:14,651 --> 00:07:16,087 [Jacque] How has it not come up 193 00:07:16,217 --> 00:07:17,697 that you're this obsessed with Hook? 194 00:07:17,784 --> 00:07:19,656 It was one of my favorite movies growing up. 195 00:07:19,786 --> 00:07:21,788 Look, I am not emotionally equipped 196 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:24,312 for this moment right now. 197 00:07:24,399 --> 00:07:26,532 It's okay. Come on. 198 00:07:26,663 --> 00:07:28,491 Hey, Dad, look who's here. 199 00:07:28,621 --> 00:07:32,320 It's my boyfriend, who you promised to be nice to. 200 00:07:32,451 --> 00:07:34,584 [Cuddie] Mr. Basco, it's a pleasure to meet you. 201 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:39,110 Ooh. 202 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:42,896 You are tall, man. Real tall. 203 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,507 Well, you know, I know everything about you 204 00:07:44,637 --> 00:07:46,639 from watching your... from watching Jacque 205 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:48,206 just talk about you so much, about what a great swords... 206 00:07:49,773 --> 00:07:52,079 - Dad- dad and father you are. - Be cool. 207 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:54,560 [Dante] My daughter... 208 00:07:54,647 --> 00:07:56,867 says you're a banker. 209 00:07:56,997 --> 00:08:00,653 I mean, what's that like? 210 00:08:00,740 --> 00:08:02,655 [Cuddie] Uh, you know, it's real cool. 211 00:08:02,786 --> 00:08:04,657 You know, I- I work in a bank bank. 212 00:08:04,744 --> 00:08:07,312 I count money, collect debt, sail the high seas of finance, 213 00:08:07,399 --> 00:08:09,314 but-but not like a pirate. 214 00:08:09,444 --> 00:08:10,707 - [Jacque] Oh, God. - [guest] Huh? 215 00:08:10,837 --> 00:08:12,230 [guest] Hey, who just said pirate? 216 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:13,100 - Oh, my God. - [Cuddie] Oh, nah, nah, nah. 217 00:08:13,187 --> 00:08:14,885 I said, "Not a pirate." 218 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:17,061 [rapper] ♪ I playing Credit roulette, hey ♪ 219 00:08:17,235 --> 00:08:19,585 ♪ I don't really have no time For stank hos ♪ 220 00:08:19,759 --> 00:08:22,153 ♪ I just really want to get A bankroll, bankroll ♪ 221 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,981 ♪ In the club I just might change clubs ♪ 222 00:08:24,111 --> 00:08:26,418 Ooh. [sighs] 223 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:30,248 Shit. It's a long way down. 224 00:08:30,378 --> 00:08:32,119 Who the fuck are you texting? 225 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,773 - It's none of your business. - What you saying? 226 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:35,296 What you sending? You sending some pictures? 227 00:08:35,383 --> 00:08:36,776 Can you mind your own business? Back up, Smash. 228 00:08:36,863 --> 00:08:37,560 'Cause if we fall, I'ma kick your ass. 229 00:08:37,690 --> 00:08:39,387 - Stop. - Ow. 230 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:44,262 I was gonna wait to tell you this, 231 00:08:44,392 --> 00:08:48,919 but, um... I'm talking to Mustafa again. 232 00:08:49,049 --> 00:08:51,095 Mustafa Mustafa? Like, Bali Mustafa? 233 00:08:51,225 --> 00:08:54,446 - Mm-hmm. - Ooh, child. Oh, no. 234 00:08:54,577 --> 00:08:57,623 So is-is June your new girlfriend? 235 00:08:57,754 --> 00:08:59,886 I don't know, girlfriend is, like, a tough thing 236 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:02,149 - for me to define, you know? - Mm, yeah. 237 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:05,022 Pshh. [sighs] 238 00:09:05,152 --> 00:09:07,067 - I heard that. - [Janelle] Don't do that. 239 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:08,808 - Don't do that. - [Ashley] Nelle. 240 00:09:08,939 --> 00:09:10,462 You said that he didn't double down for you. 241 00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,812 Okay, well, you and Miles are not 242 00:09:12,899 --> 00:09:15,293 the only tragic love story, Ash, okay? 243 00:09:15,423 --> 00:09:17,382 'Cause I been married to a motherfucker too, 244 00:09:17,512 --> 00:09:18,775 and you don't know what it was like. 245 00:09:18,905 --> 00:09:22,953 [groans] 246 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:25,651 - Are you dating somebody? - [sighs] 247 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,958 It's tragic, Earl. 248 00:09:28,088 --> 00:09:31,352 My heart is telling me I'm in love with Jacque. 249 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:32,658 - The fuck? - [Earl] Mm. 250 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,312 And she's with Cuddie. 251 00:09:34,442 --> 00:09:36,357 Okay, well, fine. Fine. 252 00:09:36,444 --> 00:09:39,273 I am so happy for you, Nelle. 253 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,798 Everybody, I'm so happy for my friend Nelle... look. 254 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,234 Okay, now you being a fucking jerk. 255 00:09:43,321 --> 00:09:44,801 - Look, I'm smiling. - Okay. 256 00:09:44,931 --> 00:09:47,455 My best fucking friend is moving back to Bali! 257 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:50,067 Wow, I didn't even say that I was going back to... 258 00:09:50,197 --> 00:09:51,416 you know what, fine. 259 00:09:51,546 --> 00:09:54,071 Bet, Ash. You got it. Never mind. 260 00:09:54,201 --> 00:09:56,508 Wait, I lightweight thought you already were with Jacque. 261 00:09:56,639 --> 00:09:58,162 And niggas thought you was with Janelle. 262 00:09:58,292 --> 00:10:00,904 Oh, no, she mad at me 263 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,167 because I didn't keep in contact when I got sent back. 264 00:10:03,297 --> 00:10:04,908 [Trish] Hmm. 265 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:09,042 Which, like, I get it, but sometimes... 266 00:10:10,957 --> 00:10:13,264 ...going there just complicates shit out here. 267 00:10:13,351 --> 00:10:15,353 And no disrespect to y'all. 268 00:10:15,483 --> 00:10:18,835 It's just, some shit, 269 00:10:18,965 --> 00:10:20,097 y'all just can't understand about that. 270 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,402 Mm. 271 00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:22,665 But that doesn't mean 272 00:10:22,795 --> 00:10:24,928 I don't care about her, you know? 273 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:27,191 Nice monologue, brother. You gonna tell her that? 274 00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:30,368 I'm just saying, it seems unhealthy. 275 00:10:30,498 --> 00:10:32,239 [Janelle scoffs] Tss. 276 00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,328 Well, I don't think that healthy 277 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,635 is your area of expertise lately. 278 00:10:36,722 --> 00:10:38,376 You gonna tell Jacque you in love with her? 279 00:10:38,506 --> 00:10:40,813 I mean, I don't need to tell that girl nothing, 280 00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:44,817 because once her and Cuddie are done, 281 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,428 the wifedom is back. 282 00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:48,691 Ooh, that reminds me. 283 00:10:48,821 --> 00:10:51,345 I need to text P-Lo. 284 00:10:51,519 --> 00:10:54,261 [P-Lo] ♪ Same squad Same squad, same squad ♪ 285 00:10:54,435 --> 00:10:56,829 ♪ Drop-top coupe Dodge raindrops ♪ 286 00:10:56,916 --> 00:10:59,658 ♪ Big bag plays on FaceTime ♪ 287 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:01,834 [phone chimes] 288 00:11:02,008 --> 00:11:04,184 ♪ Same squad, same squad, same squad ♪ 289 00:11:04,271 --> 00:11:07,013 ♪ Cross move quick like AI ♪ 290 00:11:07,187 --> 00:11:09,189 ♪ Chain shine bright Like daytime ♪ 291 00:11:09,363 --> 00:11:11,365 ♪ Stack big bread Like waist high ♪ 292 00:11:11,539 --> 00:11:13,890 ♪ Uh, I don't do lames ♪ 293 00:11:14,064 --> 00:11:16,240 ♪ Little bitch watch out like 2 Chainz ♪ 294 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,415 ♪ Uh, I done swerved In a new lane ♪ 295 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,851 Oh... 296 00:11:18,982 --> 00:11:20,984 - [record scratches] - [all gasp] 297 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,202 Pirate! 298 00:11:22,333 --> 00:11:23,638 [dramatic music plays] 299 00:11:23,769 --> 00:11:27,294 - What? - Ah, hell nah! 300 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,253 You been a pirate this whole time? 301 00:11:29,383 --> 00:11:31,777 We been gigging with you. 302 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,866 Is nothing sacred? 303 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,781 I know how this looks! 304 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,348 Can we please not do this? 305 00:11:37,478 --> 00:11:40,438 You a pirate, pare! We kill pirates! 306 00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:43,528 [sighs] Oh, every fucking time! 307 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:46,357 Whenever I bring a boy home, my dad challenges him 308 00:11:46,487 --> 00:11:48,359 to a sword fight, 309 00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,491 and when you lose, 310 00:11:50,622 --> 00:11:52,493 it means you're a pirate forever. 311 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:55,453 ♪ ♪ 312 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:58,325 All I ever wanted to be was a Lost Boy. 313 00:11:58,456 --> 00:12:01,067 But can he fight? Can he fly? 314 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:03,853 Can he... [crows] 315 00:12:03,983 --> 00:12:06,333 [all crow] 316 00:12:09,336 --> 00:12:11,861 Babe, don't worry. I was born for this. 317 00:12:14,341 --> 00:12:16,909 I got hands. 318 00:12:16,996 --> 00:12:20,391 I am fly. 319 00:12:20,521 --> 00:12:22,697 I can't crow... 320 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:25,265 but I can "Yee!" 321 00:12:25,352 --> 00:12:26,701 [all] Yee! 322 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:29,704 ♪ ♪ 323 00:12:31,010 --> 00:12:32,795 [all] Ooh! 324 00:12:35,623 --> 00:12:38,409 - Ha! - [both grunting] 325 00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,324 [dramatic musical flourish] 326 00:12:40,454 --> 00:12:43,631 [together] "Cheese Palace's Cheese Chalice. 327 00:12:43,718 --> 00:12:46,721 Complete the Goblet of Cheese Challenge." 328 00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:51,814 What the fuck is a goblet of cheese? 329 00:12:51,944 --> 00:12:54,468 Fuck around and find out. 330 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:56,340 [triumphant music plays] 331 00:12:56,427 --> 00:13:00,518 Yo, this is delicious. 332 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,521 There's gotta be, like, ten different high-end cheeses 333 00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:05,697 in this fondue. 334 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:07,133 That sound disgusting. 335 00:13:07,264 --> 00:13:09,222 Yo, we should get on the giant teacups. 336 00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:10,789 [Trish] A'ight, let me get my blind stick ready. 337 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,313 [Janelle] No, Ash, back me up here. 338 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,098 Well, I'm all about gaming the system. 339 00:13:15,185 --> 00:13:16,490 If you can make life a little bit easier, 340 00:13:16,577 --> 00:13:17,796 do that shit. 341 00:13:17,927 --> 00:13:19,972 Period, my nigga. 342 00:13:20,103 --> 00:13:21,713 Who does it hurt? 343 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,976 Well, can you just at least get rid of the cane? 344 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,152 Fine, Nelle, yes, I'll get rid of the cane 345 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,154 and just feel around, but, you know, 346 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,939 this is me and Jacque's tradition, 347 00:13:30,069 --> 00:13:33,029 and I don't see nothing wrong with it. 348 00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:35,379 - Damn, that's a good goblet. - [Earl] Mm-hmm. 349 00:13:35,466 --> 00:13:38,034 Okay, y'all are really hyping it. Let me try it. 350 00:13:38,164 --> 00:13:39,426 I'ma try it. Let's see. 351 00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:40,950 'Cause it look disgusting. 352 00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,779 Don't knock it till you... you know? 353 00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:48,435 [slurping] 354 00:13:48,566 --> 00:13:51,395 [cashier] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 355 00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:53,266 [slurps] Oh. 356 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,877 Oh, that shit good. 357 00:13:55,007 --> 00:13:56,313 [Earl] Right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 358 00:13:56,443 --> 00:13:58,271 [Janelle] Oh, that's good, Earl. Mm-hmm. 359 00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:01,405 [whimsical music plays] 360 00:14:01,535 --> 00:14:04,277 [Dante yelling] 361 00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:07,019 [both grunting] 362 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:09,935 [dramatic music plays] 363 00:14:10,022 --> 00:14:12,938 ♪ ♪ 364 00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:15,898 [crows] 365 00:14:16,028 --> 00:14:18,683 [all crowing] 366 00:14:18,813 --> 00:14:20,946 [parkgoers screaming] 367 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:23,427 [laughs] Hey, see, y'all? 368 00:14:23,557 --> 00:14:26,909 That line was a 45-minute wait, 369 00:14:27,039 --> 00:14:29,085 and we walked right in, okay? 370 00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:30,608 You're welcome. 371 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:32,262 I don't know, y'all. 372 00:14:32,349 --> 00:14:34,177 Like, I- I'm hella scared of haunted houses, okay? 373 00:14:34,264 --> 00:14:36,440 I've been to prison. This for sure not scary. 374 00:14:36,570 --> 00:14:38,355 Which door are we taking, y'all? 375 00:14:38,485 --> 00:14:39,617 [Earl] Mm... 376 00:14:41,010 --> 00:14:42,489 this one? 377 00:14:42,576 --> 00:14:44,491 Okay, well, you know, 378 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:45,884 as long as we all stay together, you know? 379 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:47,190 Uh-huh. Yeah, girl. we right there. 380 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,495 [Janelle] Safety in numbers now. 381 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,933 [Trish] Mmm. 382 00:14:51,063 --> 00:14:52,282 Let's hit the other one. 383 00:14:52,412 --> 00:14:53,936 We gonna let them work that one out. 384 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,285 [chortles] 385 00:14:55,415 --> 00:14:57,722 [Janelle] Ashley? Trish? 386 00:14:57,852 --> 00:15:01,204 - [Earl gulping] - Shit. I think they got 'em. 387 00:15:01,291 --> 00:15:03,119 See? Fuck, Earl! 388 00:15:03,249 --> 00:15:05,860 This is... we are not supposed to get separated, okay? 389 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:08,951 And this is what we get for posing as fucking disabled. 390 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,387 Differently abled. 391 00:15:10,517 --> 00:15:12,476 - [skeleton] Boo! - [screams] Oh, God! 392 00:15:12,563 --> 00:15:15,174 [cackling] 393 00:15:15,305 --> 00:15:17,785 - [Dante and Cuddie grunting] - [spatulas clanging] 394 00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:20,745 [dramatic music plays] 395 00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:24,227 ♪ ♪ 396 00:15:24,314 --> 00:15:25,793 - [Cuddie] Ah! - [Dante] Ah! 397 00:15:25,924 --> 00:15:28,840 [both grunting] 398 00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:38,154 [screams] 399 00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,807 [Cuddie] Whoa! 400 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,246 Why didn't you just go to Jacque's tonight, huh? 401 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,812 We could've came here another night. 402 00:15:44,943 --> 00:15:46,858 Ugh, because her family has this Halloween party 403 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:50,253 every year, and she wanted to take Cuddie alone. 404 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:51,906 Oh, okay, so you just invited us 405 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,517 to make her jealous, 406 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:54,648 because y'all used to come here all the time? 407 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:56,911 That's cool. That's fine. 408 00:15:57,042 --> 00:15:59,653 Ashley, yes. 409 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:02,569 And also, fuck Cuddie, because I am the one 410 00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,181 who usually goes to those fucking family gatherings, yo. 411 00:16:05,311 --> 00:16:06,965 Groundhog's Day. Veteran's Day. 412 00:16:07,052 --> 00:16:08,880 We used to be getting hype for Cinco de Mayo, 413 00:16:08,967 --> 00:16:10,664 'cause you know they basically some Mexicans. 414 00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,189 Why don't you just tell her how you feel, okay? 415 00:16:13,319 --> 00:16:15,191 Stop scheming, nigga, and just be honest. 416 00:16:15,321 --> 00:16:16,105 [skeleton] Boo! 417 00:16:16,235 --> 00:16:17,628 [both] Boo. 418 00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:19,151 What was that? 419 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,675 [Guapdad] Oh. 420 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,112 How you ladies doing? Y'all like hip-hop? 421 00:16:23,242 --> 00:16:24,896 - [Trish] Oh, shit! - [Ashley] Oh! No! 422 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,290 Blasphemy, nigga! In the name of mixtape! 423 00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,596 That shit sucks. Go, go, go, go! 424 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,599 [Janelle] So you and June, huh? 425 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:35,515 - [roars] - [screams] 426 00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,474 I mean, yeah, we were together at high school, 427 00:16:37,604 --> 00:16:40,520 and then we reconnected, and yeah. 428 00:16:40,651 --> 00:16:42,348 It's been really good. 429 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:43,784 [Janelle] I mean, we just didn't know 430 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:45,656 what the hell had happened to you, 431 00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:48,876 and you cut us off like we didn't matter to you, so... 432 00:16:49,007 --> 00:16:51,705 - [growls] - [screams] 433 00:16:51,836 --> 00:16:55,187 All right, it's... 434 00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,407 I just retreat to what I can control. 435 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,235 [soft music plays] 436 00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:00,758 I'm sorry, though. 437 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,977 I'm not trying to hurt y'all or nothing. 438 00:17:03,108 --> 00:17:06,242 I guess I'm sorry too. I... 439 00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,940 Like, I didn't know, you know? So... 440 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,812 - I just...[chuckles] - [voice chortling distantly] 441 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,424 Fuck it. Like, I missed you. 442 00:17:14,554 --> 00:17:15,773 [distant scream] 443 00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:17,862 No, like, you're important to me. 444 00:17:20,647 --> 00:17:23,433 You're important to me too. 445 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:27,611 [distant screaming continues] 446 00:17:27,741 --> 00:17:29,308 Can we, like... 447 00:17:29,395 --> 00:17:31,049 [Earl] Like, hug it out? Yeah, sure. 448 00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,659 [both chuckle] 449 00:17:32,746 --> 00:17:34,313 [zombie actor moaning] 450 00:17:34,400 --> 00:17:35,923 [whispering] No, no, no, no, no. 451 00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,534 [zombie groans] 452 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,580 I'm really glad you're okay. 453 00:17:41,755 --> 00:17:43,714 Well, I'm getting there. 454 00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:45,324 - [phone chimes] - Oh. 455 00:17:45,455 --> 00:17:48,936 [distant prolonged scream] 456 00:17:49,328 --> 00:17:50,938 Yo, who is Mustafa? 457 00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,289 - [text whooshes] - It's my ex-husband. 458 00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:54,942 What? 459 00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:56,074 [Janelle] I never mentioned that? 460 00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,336 [laughter] 461 00:17:57,467 --> 00:17:59,773 - Oh! - Oh, God damn. 462 00:17:59,904 --> 00:18:01,862 I hate fucking clowns. 463 00:18:01,949 --> 00:18:04,038 Eh, no, you don't, 'cause you fucking with my brother. 464 00:18:04,169 --> 00:18:05,779 [chuckles] You funny. 465 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,651 [both laugh] 466 00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:09,914 [crazed laughter] 467 00:18:10,044 --> 00:18:11,437 - [metal slams] - [both screaming] 468 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,483 - [clown cackling] - [screaming continues] 469 00:18:17,269 --> 00:18:18,357 - [growls] - [both screaming] 470 00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:20,185 - You! - Damn, nigga! 471 00:18:20,272 --> 00:18:21,447 [Guapdad] Hey, yo, chill, chill. 472 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:22,970 Look, look, look, look, look. 473 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,450 My name Guapdad. 474 00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,452 This my new mixtape, Scamboy Color. 475 00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,846 Yeah. Look, you been dodging it. 476 00:18:28,976 --> 00:18:31,065 Go ahead, take that, and it's all slaps. 477 00:18:31,196 --> 00:18:32,719 I promise you I'm finna be 478 00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,591 one of the biggest niggas of all time. 479 00:18:34,721 --> 00:18:36,680 Like, hella big, at the Grammys, 480 00:18:36,810 --> 00:18:39,596 15-foot-long do-rag dragging on these motherfuckers, 481 00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:41,250 letting these bitches know I'm that nigga. 482 00:18:41,380 --> 00:18:44,166 Uh, but why? 483 00:18:44,296 --> 00:18:46,298 Are you making eye contact with me? 484 00:18:46,385 --> 00:18:48,648 Girl, you're pretending to be a blind nun? 485 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:50,607 Ah, nigga, you got me. 486 00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:52,043 Okay, I'm just trying to get to the front of the line. 487 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,871 Who does it hurt? 488 00:18:54,001 --> 00:18:55,786 You, 'cause you don't even need to be blind to do that. 489 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:57,309 Why? 490 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,659 Neither of y'all got ADD? 491 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:04,229 Okay, okay, Janelle, here you go, bitch. 492 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,840 I've just been informed of some interesting news. 493 00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:10,322 The boardwalk's website says, "Our disability program 494 00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:12,759 "grants guests with qualified impairments 495 00:19:12,846 --> 00:19:14,587 special access to our parks." 496 00:19:14,674 --> 00:19:16,067 What are the impairments? 497 00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:19,636 "ADHD, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, 498 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:22,639 and PTSD are all accommodated." 499 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:26,599 Bitch, we only need one person with disabilities, 500 00:19:26,730 --> 00:19:28,427 and we have three. 501 00:19:28,514 --> 00:19:32,518 Yes, yes, because I do... I do have ADHD. 502 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:34,651 Earl has PTSD. 503 00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,305 You can't say that. I can say that. 504 00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:37,871 You can't say that, though. 505 00:19:38,002 --> 00:19:40,047 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 506 00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,354 [chuckles] Brother, you're triggered. 507 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,922 And Ashley... Ashley's depressed. 508 00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,272 - I am not depressed. - I'm not triggered. 509 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:48,708 And I'm not depressed. 510 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,101 [Trish] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 511 00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:53,626 Can we please, please cut in front 512 00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:55,846 of some of these lines? 513 00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:59,284 Or do you have any more objections, Janelle? 514 00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:04,158 I was just speaking up for real disabled people. 515 00:20:04,289 --> 00:20:05,551 - No. - [Trish and Ashley] No. 516 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:09,642 - [Earl] No. No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, ooh. 517 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,601 So now mental health isn't real? 518 00:20:11,731 --> 00:20:14,430 - I never said that. - Damn, Nelle. 519 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,562 I ain't know you was gonna be a bigot for Halloween. 520 00:20:16,693 --> 00:20:19,913 Whoa! Okay, y'all really reaching now, okay? 521 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:23,134 'Cause that's not what I meant. What- what I mean... 522 00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,528 - what I was trying to say... - [stomach gurgling] 523 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,530 Aw, fuck. You know what? I'm not... 524 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,227 I'm not really thinking straight 525 00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:31,795 'cause, you know, something for real is wrong 526 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,492 - with my stomach. - [stomach gurgles] 527 00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,929 Earl, what the fuck is in this goblet of cheese? 528 00:20:36,060 --> 00:20:38,671 Oh, in the cheese chalice? Cheese, nigga. 529 00:20:38,758 --> 00:20:39,672 [chuckles] 530 00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:43,459 I gots to go. 531 00:20:43,589 --> 00:20:45,243 She trippin'. 532 00:20:45,374 --> 00:20:47,201 This is literally the best drink food 533 00:20:47,332 --> 00:20:48,942 I have ever had. 534 00:20:50,422 --> 00:20:52,946 Move, bitch, get out the way! Shit! 535 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,949 Don't fucking judge me. Shit, I gotta go! 536 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,343 Hey! Hey, yo! 537 00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:01,085 - Hey! Hey, come on! - [person retching] 538 00:21:01,215 --> 00:21:02,608 Shit, I got the bubble guts! 539 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,436 Shit! 540 00:21:04,567 --> 00:21:05,959 Fuck you, fucking piece of sh... 541 00:21:06,046 --> 00:21:08,962 ♪ ♪ 542 00:21:09,789 --> 00:21:11,704 [stomach gurgling] 543 00:21:11,791 --> 00:21:14,272 - Who does it hurt? - [person] That's so wrong. 544 00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:17,188 [dramatic fantasy music plays] 545 00:21:17,275 --> 00:21:20,322 [both grunting] 546 00:21:23,803 --> 00:21:24,935 - [Cuddie] Ahh! - Catch! 547 00:21:25,065 --> 00:21:26,893 Aha! 548 00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:29,635 - Oh! - [crowd] Ooh! 549 00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:31,463 [wheezes] 550 00:21:31,550 --> 00:21:34,292 [all] Bangarang, bangarang, bangarang! 551 00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:37,208 - Do you yield, pirate? - Kill the pirate! 552 00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,905 [all] Kill the pirate! 553 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:41,995 I'm not a pirate! I'm just a banker! 554 00:21:42,082 --> 00:21:43,649 Kill the banker! 555 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:45,303 [all] Kill the banker! 556 00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,218 Do you yield? 557 00:21:47,305 --> 00:21:48,959 I...I... 558 00:21:49,046 --> 00:21:50,569 Damn it, Dad, stop it! 559 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,702 I don't care about this stupid test, okay? 560 00:21:52,832 --> 00:21:54,443 I get to choose who I'm with. 561 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,707 Babe, are you okay? 562 00:21:57,837 --> 00:21:59,926 Babe, what hurts the most 563 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,147 is, you the best damn thing that ever happened to me. 564 00:22:03,277 --> 00:22:07,238 And now... we'll never be together. 565 00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:11,242 [speaking Tagalog] 566 00:22:11,329 --> 00:22:12,678 [sighs] 567 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:17,248 Look. Look! 568 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:21,470 My daughter is a brilliant artist 569 00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:23,428 and a successful businesswoman. 570 00:22:23,559 --> 00:22:25,822 I just want to make sure whoever she's with is worthy. 571 00:22:25,952 --> 00:22:29,303 And you clearly mean a lot to Jacque. 572 00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:30,435 You know, she's never actually fought 573 00:22:30,522 --> 00:22:32,568 for any other guy. 574 00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:35,266 Plus you're a banker, and, uh, if you two 575 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,356 eventually have children, you'll raise the average height 576 00:22:38,487 --> 00:22:41,054 of this family by at least two feet. 577 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:43,274 I'd say that's upward mobility in two ways. 578 00:22:44,493 --> 00:22:46,408 You mean... 579 00:22:46,538 --> 00:22:49,236 You're a Lost Boy, baby. 580 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:52,196 [triumphant music plays] 581 00:22:52,370 --> 00:22:53,371 ♪ ♪ 582 00:22:53,458 --> 00:22:55,808 [crows] 583 00:22:55,939 --> 00:22:57,767 [crows] 584 00:22:57,854 --> 00:23:01,597 [all crowing] 585 00:23:01,727 --> 00:23:04,817 I'm a Lost Boy! I'm a fucking Lost Boy! 586 00:23:04,904 --> 00:23:07,037 [sobs] 587 00:23:07,167 --> 00:23:09,387 [announcer] Attention, the park will be 588 00:23:09,474 --> 00:23:10,693 closing in ten minutes. 589 00:23:10,780 --> 00:23:12,477 - [squeals] - Trish, hold up! 590 00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,392 Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Ha. 591 00:23:14,479 --> 00:23:15,872 We're doing the last ride, 592 00:23:16,002 --> 00:23:17,134 and uh, there's people ahead of you. 593 00:23:17,264 --> 00:23:19,092 Oh, oh, oh, yo, it's cool 594 00:23:19,179 --> 00:23:21,878 'cause we are differently disabled. 595 00:23:21,965 --> 00:23:23,357 Oh. 596 00:23:23,488 --> 00:23:27,100 I have ADHD, he got PTSD, she is... 597 00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:28,841 - I'm a hypocrite. - [Trish] Mm-hmm. 598 00:23:28,928 --> 00:23:30,669 And she's depressed. 599 00:23:33,672 --> 00:23:36,936 Okay, yeah, I-I see it. 600 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:38,547 - [scoffs] - [attendant] Get on. 601 00:23:39,765 --> 00:23:40,853 Oh, I'll take your-your bags. 602 00:23:40,984 --> 00:23:42,464 Oh, all right, hang on. 603 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:45,771 [attendant] Appreciate it. 604 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:47,381 Oh, you're gonna have to rack your goblet, sir. 605 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:49,949 Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Right. 606 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:52,386 Rack it, Earl. Rack it. Let's go. Giant Dipper. 607 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,127 Fuck it. I'll just chug it. 608 00:23:57,740 --> 00:23:59,611 Hey, bitch. 609 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:00,960 Hey. 610 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:02,832 Look where I am at. 611 00:24:02,919 --> 00:24:05,965 Bitch, I am at the Giant Dipper. 612 00:24:06,052 --> 00:24:08,838 Back on my Trish and Jacque blind trick. 613 00:24:08,968 --> 00:24:11,275 [laughs] Throwback! 614 00:24:11,405 --> 00:24:13,103 The old days. 615 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:15,061 Wait, we probably shouldn't do that anymore. 616 00:24:15,192 --> 00:24:18,325 - It's kinda mean. - Huh. 617 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:21,938 Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You right. 618 00:24:22,068 --> 00:24:23,896 - [all singing "Dahil sa Iyo"] - Hey, check this out, girl. 619 00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:26,769 [all singing in Tagalog] 620 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,466 [Jacque] We really missed you this year. 621 00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:30,555 Hey! 622 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:33,863 They knighted me a Lost Boy! 623 00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:36,474 [laughs] 624 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:39,346 Cool, dude. 625 00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:41,131 [all singing in Tagalog] 626 00:24:41,261 --> 00:24:42,219 - All right, bye, girl. - Bye. 627 00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:44,047 Gotta go. Love you. 628 00:24:44,177 --> 00:24:47,006 [all singing in Tagalog] 629 00:24:47,093 --> 00:24:50,009 ♪ ♪ 630 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,061 Cuddied again. 631 00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,371 I did it. I'm the King of Cheese. 632 00:25:04,458 --> 00:25:07,723 [chuckles] Everyone, the King of Cheese! 633 00:25:07,853 --> 00:25:09,159 [trumpet fanfare plays] 634 00:25:09,289 --> 00:25:11,204 [announcer] Huzzah, huzzah! 635 00:25:11,335 --> 00:25:14,991 The King of Cheese Chalice Cheese Challenge conquers all. 636 00:25:15,078 --> 00:25:18,168 Huzzah, huzzah! Huzzah, huzzah! 637 00:25:18,298 --> 00:25:21,998 Thank you. You may arise, all of you. 638 00:25:22,128 --> 00:25:24,435 - Time for my ride. - [Janelle] Yes, come on, Earl. 639 00:25:24,522 --> 00:25:25,392 - Shit. - [Earl] Thank you, my liege. 640 00:25:25,523 --> 00:25:26,959 Your highness. Sit down. 641 00:25:27,090 --> 00:25:28,744 - Ah, noble steed. - Here we go. 642 00:25:28,874 --> 00:25:31,660 [triumphant music plays] 643 00:25:31,747 --> 00:25:34,837 All right, y'all! Here we go! 644 00:25:34,924 --> 00:25:37,840 - Whoo! - Oh, my God. 645 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:41,452 My heart is going crazy. Oh, shit! 646 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:43,846 Oh, shit! Ooh! 647 00:25:43,976 --> 00:25:46,326 Hey, y'all, hey, I fucking love y'all. 648 00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,024 I love y'all so much. Thank you for inviting me. 649 00:25:48,154 --> 00:25:49,591 I love... 650 00:25:49,721 --> 00:25:51,244 I forgot how much I love roller coasters. 651 00:25:51,375 --> 00:25:53,507 I love roller coasters! Oh, my God. 652 00:25:53,638 --> 00:25:54,944 - It's gonna be great. - Yes, it's gonna be awesome. 653 00:25:55,074 --> 00:25:56,467 - It's gonna be great. - Here we go, shit! 654 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,077 Hey, I'm the King of Ch... 655 00:25:58,208 --> 00:25:59,949 - I'm the King of Cheese! - Oh, shit! 656 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:02,516 [riders screaming] 657 00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:04,606 ["Dahil Sa Iyo" playing] 658 00:26:04,736 --> 00:26:07,478 [singer singing in Tagalog] 659 00:26:07,652 --> 00:26:10,612 ♪ ♪ 660 00:26:31,676 --> 00:26:35,027 [Earl and Janelle continue whooping, laughing] 661 00:26:35,158 --> 00:26:37,856 [singing in Tagalog continues] 662 00:26:38,030 --> 00:26:40,859 ♪ ♪ 663 00:26:56,570 --> 00:26:58,572 Let's go! 664 00:26:58,703 --> 00:27:00,183 Oh, man! 665 00:27:00,313 --> 00:27:01,575 This shit hella fun! 666 00:27:03,534 --> 00:27:05,405 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my God. 667 00:27:05,536 --> 00:27:07,451 Whew. Shit. 668 00:27:07,581 --> 00:27:08,844 Oh, I'm glad I went to the bathroom 669 00:27:08,931 --> 00:27:10,672 before we got on this shit, Earl. 670 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:11,803 Whew. 671 00:27:13,805 --> 00:27:15,154 Father forgive me, for I have had fun. 672 00:27:15,285 --> 00:27:16,678 [both laugh] 673 00:27:18,375 --> 00:27:20,203 You really think I'm depressed? 674 00:27:29,429 --> 00:27:30,300 [whispering] Girlfriend is trippin'. 675 00:27:30,430 --> 00:27:32,215 Yeah. 676 00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:33,433 [melody continues] 677 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,436 ♪ ♪ 678 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:03,986 [singing in Tagalog] 679 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,989 ♪ ♪