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Hey, yo, what's up?
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This is Too $hort,
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and you won't believe
what's happening
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this week on Blindspotting.
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Bitch!
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[cheers and applause]
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[tense music plays]
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I'm fun. [chuckles]
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Very busy here, ladies.
What do you need?
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We quit.
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I'm starting my own business.
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Hey, I want to be your partner.
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Our new business is our own
private kink service.
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Oh, what up, Trish?
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Fuckin' Cuddie.
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My pops, he's a chef at, uh--
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you know that spot,
Brewer's Feast?
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I don't know if you see it,
but you're doing really good.
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Ashley,
I'm definitely not doing good.
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Bro, what the fuck
are y'all doing?
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[siren chirps]
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♪ ♪
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[facilitator]
Earl, you just completed
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your first three months
in group.
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How do you feel?
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I'm really just
keeping to myself,
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not fuckin' with anybody.
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Except June.
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June's
my high school girlfriend.
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We kind of reconnected
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after I went back
for the second six months.
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[soft music plays]
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I mean, I don't...
I don't really know
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what we doing...
[chuckles]
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...but it's been nice.
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♪ ♪
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Before I-I got locked up,
there was this family
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I was around a lot,
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just reconnected with them
for real, so...
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so that feels like getting
a piece of myself back.
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Still haven't called
my pops back.
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Back...
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Sorry.
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♪ ♪
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Still feel off-keel
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around anybody who saw me
on my back.
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- Hands behind your back!
- [cop] Hands behind your back!
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Sorry.
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[lights buzzing softly]
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I guess I just feel like
they can see right to my past
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with too much eye contact.
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♪ ♪
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I feel brittle,
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fragile in the wind,
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like I can fall off a cliff
at any moment.
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So...
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so I ain't too keen
on letting anybody near me
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on the cliff again.
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You know?
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♪ ♪
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[facilitator]
I think it's healthy
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for men in our situation
to be careful
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about who
we spend our time with.
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I always encourage us
to look around and ask,
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"Who's a positive force?
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Who's a negative force?"
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Who do you need around you,
Earl?
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[sighs]
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[choir music playing]
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♪ I'm born ♪
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♪ I'm born anew ♪
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♪
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And it is through
these trials and tribulations
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that we do what it do.
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You feel me?
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'Cause Christ had dreads.
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Apostle 40 said shake 'em.
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So by the power vested
and tested
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by the nigga Jesus,
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I pronounce y'all
husband and wife.
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You may kiss the bride.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
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- Wait, wait. Please...
- [groom] Hmm?
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Put your fee
on Miles Turner's books.
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That's Miles with an M,
not an N.
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Not the brown man.
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The white man over there. Okay?
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♪ ♪
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[Miles] Wonderful service, Reverend.
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Wonderful service, Reverend.
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Well done.
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Another successful nuptial.
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I got two, actually,
next week on Tuesday.
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- Okay.
- So that's squares you up
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to... two racks.
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- Two? That's not bad.
- It's two racks on your books.
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- Two on the books? I'm good.
- 'Cause of me.
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[Trish] But I just don't know
why you don't let me
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put it on there myself.
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You know
I'm good with the bread.
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Just leave me my hustle.
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I'm bored as fuck in here.
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- I need this.
- I feel that.
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Uh, how is your business going?
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Oh, Kinky Blinders.
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Bro, business is booming.
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- Okay.
- [Trish] I'm actually gonna
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take the team out to celebrate
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at the spa
where Ashley work at.
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- Ashley said it was cool?
- Yeah.
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Oh, so y'all getting along now?
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[Trish] Mm-hmm.
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Uh, what about you and Jacque?
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How y'all doing?
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Oh, Jacque.
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Like, she got this new nigga, right?
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And it's almost like
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our wifedom
is no longer sacred.
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- [Miles] Mm-hmm.
- [Trish] It's almost like,
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"Bitch,
what happened to our time?"
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Is your girlfriend
cheating on you
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with her new boyfriend?
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- What?
- In your mind...
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...is Jacque your girlfriend?
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No, nigga.
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'Cause one might speculate,
ruminate, deduce, detect,
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- otherwise peep game...
- No.
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- [Miles] That you...
- No, no.
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...and Jacque have a...
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I am not in love with Jacque.
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- Ooh, I didn't even...
- Miles.
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...say that word!
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You were implying it!
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You act like I'm proposing
something crazy,
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like you don't be
knocking bitches.
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Ay, ay, ay.
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Jacque ain't no bitch.
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- Okay.
- She is a goddess, an empress.
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My... my tag... my tag-a-lo--
how do you say it?
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I think you're going
for Tagalog.
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My Tagalog queen.
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If she's gonna be your queen,
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I think you better learn
how to say Tagalog.
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Look. Tell me about this suit.
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You like this shit, huh?
It's hard.
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I do. I like that shit.
That shit's a'ight.
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This shit's Versace.
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Go on, give a little spin.
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[funky music plays]
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Oh, yeah. That's hard.
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♪ ♪
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- [person] Ay.
- [person] Oh, all right, sis.
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[Miles] You know, that really
means some shit in here.
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Stop, Trish.
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♪ ♪
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I got your back.
I got your back.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[June] Okay. Here we go.
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Oh, okay, okay.
Careful. Careful.
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Plant kids.
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Okay, herbs. Here we go.
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[Freddy] Get low. Get low.
Get low. I got you.
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I got you. I got you.
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Watch out. Watch out.
Watch out.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hi, baby. [laughs]
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Hey, what's up, boo?
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[June] Your roommates
are so crazy.
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Crazy a word for it.
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[indistinct shouting]
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Um, all right, y'all.
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These orders are ready.
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Take this to B-town,
my brother.
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- For sure.
- [Earl] Thank you.
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Appreciate you.
To Fillmore.
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- Filthy?
- Yep. Already know it.
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Uh, Rob.
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Rob, Rob, go and take these
to Antioch.
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I need some respect.
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What about me?
What can I do?
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Hey, I got ideas, Earl.
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No, um, you...
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you still on house arrest,
so nothing.
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Aw.
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Just keep taking orders,
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and keep your monitor
plugged in
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at all times--trust me.
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But what about my rap dreams?
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I know, and we still...
we working on that one song.
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Name my song.
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- It's, um...
- [Freddy] See?
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You didn't even listen to it.
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- Uh, that's right.
- You were trying.
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It was helpful.
You was helping.
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- [laughs]
- [phone ringing]
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[gasps]
Oh, your dad, your dad.
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Your dad, your dad, your dad.
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Pick it up.
Pick it up. Pick it up.
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No. No, babe, it's not--
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Come on, pick it up.
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- Mm, please.
- You're not--
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Pick it up. Just pick it up.
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Please. Pick it up.
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Hey, Pop.
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[Marvin] Wasn't expecting you
to pick up.
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What a surprise.
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What are you doing?
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Um, I'm cooking.
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[Marvin] What are you making?
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My duck à l'orange?
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Mom's curry roti.
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Little goat, you know?
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[Marvin] Oh, you two never use
enough saffron.
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[sighs]
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- Hi, Mr. Sulaiman.
- [Marvin] June!
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[speaking French]
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- [speaking French]
- Jesus Christ.
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[speaking French mockingly]
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Cover my flank!
I got heavy fire!
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We're actually going out
to celebrate tonight.
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- Your son just completed...
- [whispers] No, no.
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- ...90 days of his first...
- Stop, stop, stop, stop!
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- ...group counseling.
- Cut it out!
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[quietly] Baby--why?
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[Marvin]
Wh--you go to therapy now?
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- [quietly] It's a good thing.
- [Freddy] Abort! Abort!
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You know what? I actually
don't really need to explain--
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[speaking French]
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- Au revoir.
- Au revoir. Bye.
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- We gotta go, Dad.
- [Marvin] Okay.
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Uh, I gotta go.
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Talk soon.
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- No, you don't have--
- [phone beeping]
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He didn't have to go.
We had to go.
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You see how he, like...
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He's trying.
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[Freddy] Whoo!
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Those Korean kids in there
whupped me
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like they were my daddy.
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I got daddy issues now.
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Now I know
how this guy feels like.
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[laughs]
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That's so funny.
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You don't need to be a rapper.
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You need to be a comedian.
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[June] Well, I-I'm gonna go
get ready.
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I'll see you in an hour.
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What, you trying to go out
for real?
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Yeah.
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I'll call you
when I get to my closet.
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We'll... we'll find a theme.
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And don't spin out
in the meantime.
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- Okay?
- [Earl] I'm not gonna--
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It's just--
we're gonna go celebrate.
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I'll see you in 60 minutes.
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We're going outside.
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We outside.
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[classical music plays]
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So nine months ago,
Kinky Blinders
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was just a late-night
drunk idea
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from two badass bitches
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00:08:25,678 --> 00:08:26,200
who didn't want to strip
no more.
263
00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:28,028
[Viv] Mm!
264
00:08:28,159 --> 00:08:29,769
[Jacque] And now revenue
is through the roof!
265
00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:31,336
Clientele has tripled.
266
00:08:31,423 --> 00:08:33,599
And we remain
the bossiest hos
267
00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:34,818
from here to Hyde Street.
268
00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,428
[laughter]
269
00:08:36,515 --> 00:08:37,647
And Carl.
270
00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,040
And you too, Carl.
271
00:08:40,127 --> 00:08:41,955
Yeah, I-I'm part of this too.
272
00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:43,348
How can we forget, Carl?
273
00:08:43,478 --> 00:08:44,567
Damn.
274
00:08:44,697 --> 00:08:46,699
So we are here celebrating
275
00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:50,007
nine months of hard work,
276
00:08:50,137 --> 00:08:54,620
determination,
and becoming our own bosses.
277
00:08:54,707 --> 00:08:56,187
- Salut.
- [all] Salut!
278
00:08:56,317 --> 00:08:57,884
- Ladies.
- Yes!
279
00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,407
[person] Oh, uh,
sorry, Mr. $hort, uh...
280
00:08:59,494 --> 00:09:00,495
[Too $hort] Bitch!
281
00:09:00,626 --> 00:09:01,627
[gasps]
282
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:04,543
[hip-hop music plays]
283
00:09:04,717 --> 00:09:06,893
♪ ♪
284
00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:09,069
Oh, shit.
I think that's Too $hort.
285
00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,028
- Bitch, it is! Ahh!
- [Janice] Nuh-uh.
286
00:09:11,158 --> 00:09:12,899
- [Carl] Huh? Who's that?
- [Leanne] What?
287
00:09:13,030 --> 00:09:14,727
That's Too $hort--
legendary rapper,
288
00:09:14,858 --> 00:09:16,903
Oakland play pimp,
over 25 albums,
289
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,079
Platinum certified,
Bay Area icon
290
00:09:19,166 --> 00:09:19,906
whose favorite word
is "bitch."
291
00:09:20,037 --> 00:09:20,994
Too $hort.
292
00:09:21,168 --> 00:09:23,954
♪ ♪
293
00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:28,393
[grunts]
294
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:31,439
[wheezing]
295
00:09:31,570 --> 00:09:33,616
What the fuck?
296
00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:35,008
[dramatic music plays]
297
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,401
Oh, shit.
I think he fell in.
298
00:09:36,531 --> 00:09:37,750
Shit. Ashley!
299
00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,273
- [Jacque] Shit.
- Help!
300
00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:41,406
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, damn.
301
00:09:41,536 --> 00:09:42,625
[Jacque]
Uh, I don't think he's okay.
302
00:09:42,755 --> 00:09:43,843
What's going on?
303
00:09:43,930 --> 00:09:45,671
Bitch, Too $hort is drowning.
304
00:09:45,802 --> 00:09:46,759
What was in that fruit plate?
305
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,500
Oh, we just got an order
306
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:51,068
of this amazing jabuticaba
imported from Brazil,
307
00:09:51,198 --> 00:09:52,983
which some people
are very allergic to.
308
00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:55,594
Oh, just jump in!
Y'all are naked!
309
00:09:55,725 --> 00:09:58,336
We would, but we just got
these masks on.
310
00:09:58,466 --> 00:10:00,686
Someone gotta save
a Bay Area legend, god damn it!
311
00:10:00,817 --> 00:10:02,035
[Viv] Oh, my God.
We're going to jail.
312
00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:03,471
[Trish] Carl, where
the fuck are you?
313
00:10:03,558 --> 00:10:04,211
- We need you.
- [Jacque] Shit, shit, shit.
314
00:10:04,298 --> 00:10:05,473
[Trish] Oh, shit!
315
00:10:09,869 --> 00:10:12,132
Mr. $hort. Mr. $hort.
316
00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:14,439
[panting]
317
00:10:14,526 --> 00:10:16,615
Hey, Mr. $hort, you okay?
318
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,225
- Oh, shit.
- [Teena] Hey.
319
00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,879
[Too $hort]
There is a heaven for a pimp.
320
00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:22,099
Are you a angel?
321
00:10:22,229 --> 00:10:23,796
[laughs softly] I'm Teena.
322
00:10:23,927 --> 00:10:25,755
You mean I'm not dead?
323
00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,670
Y'all saved my life?
324
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:29,846
You had an allergic reaction
to something.
325
00:10:29,976 --> 00:10:31,804
She got you out of there
before you drowned.
326
00:10:31,891 --> 00:10:32,936
[chuckles]
327
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,590
I almost drowned in a pool?
328
00:10:35,721 --> 00:10:37,462
Man, that would not
have been player.
329
00:10:37,592 --> 00:10:39,464
I stabbed you with an EpiPen.
330
00:10:39,594 --> 00:10:41,205
Couldn't let a legendary pimp
like yourself
331
00:10:41,335 --> 00:10:42,859
go out like that, Mr. $hort.
332
00:10:42,946 --> 00:10:44,556
Uh, just call me Todd.
333
00:10:44,643 --> 00:10:45,992
- [Jacque] Todd?
- Why?
334
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,559
[Jacque] Who the fuck is Todd?
335
00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,954
You know, when I was down there
in thug mansion,
336
00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:54,131
at the pearly gates
of pimp heaven,
337
00:10:54,218 --> 00:10:56,307
I realized something.
338
00:10:56,437 --> 00:10:58,135
I shouldn't be so hard
on you bitches.
339
00:10:58,265 --> 00:10:59,963
Oh.
340
00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,965
That's okay.
341
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,489
Y'all know what?
I'ma make it up to you.
342
00:11:04,619 --> 00:11:06,143
All y'all.
343
00:11:06,273 --> 00:11:08,014
I'm taking y'all
on a night on the town,
344
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,060
everything on me.
345
00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:12,627
It's my favorite buffet.
346
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:15,761
["Private Dancer" playing]
347
00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,328
[singer] Lil Kayla, what's up?
348
00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:18,285
[Lil Kayla]
♪ Yeah, you keep on calling ♪
349
00:11:18,459 --> 00:11:20,157
♪ But he will not answer ♪
350
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:22,550
♪ I'm in here acting like
The nigga private dancer ♪
351
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,857
♪ He want me to be
His private chauffer ♪
352
00:11:24,944 --> 00:11:27,294
♪ So I rode that boy
Like a rollercoaster ♪
353
00:11:27,468 --> 00:11:30,254
♪ Yeah, I get on it
And get to it ♪
354
00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,952
♪ I get on it and get to it ♪
355
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:34,911
♪ Boy, yeah, I do me
Boy, yeah, do me ♪
356
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:36,042
♪ Don't stop ♪
357
00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:37,304
♪ Do me, boy, pop ♪
358
00:11:37,391 --> 00:11:38,436
♪ If you don't know about me ♪
359
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:39,785
♪ I'm Lil K from the Bay ♪
360
00:11:39,959 --> 00:11:40,568
♪ No matter what I do... ♪
361
00:11:40,699 --> 00:11:41,831
[laughs]
362
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,833
Fucking buffet.
363
00:11:43,963 --> 00:11:45,095
[Carl] Hey, thank you
very much, gentlemen.
364
00:11:45,225 --> 00:11:46,313
Enjoy your evening.
365
00:11:46,444 --> 00:11:47,532
Hello, Carl.
366
00:11:47,662 --> 00:11:49,403
Hey, ladies.
367
00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,318
Apparently Too $hort's paying
for everything tonight,
368
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,755
so order up.
369
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:54,669
Order some shit. All right?
370
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,454
Hey, Trish,
you still got a box here.
371
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:58,804
I want you to take it home
tonight, okay?
372
00:11:58,935 --> 00:11:59,892
Shit's really buzzing
back there.
373
00:12:00,023 --> 00:12:01,111
I gotta go find my queen.
374
00:12:01,241 --> 00:12:03,113
Enjoy, ladies.
375
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,506
Oh, I do miss this place sometimes.
376
00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,073
Ew, why?
377
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:09,728
So many memories
and all the girls were here.
378
00:12:09,859 --> 00:12:12,687
And we got to spend
so much time together.
379
00:12:12,775 --> 00:12:14,994
We still can.
380
00:12:15,081 --> 00:12:16,169
[bachelorette laughing]
381
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,302
Hey, sexy. [laughs]
382
00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:20,086
You're cute.
383
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,566
Yeah, you. [laughs]
384
00:12:21,696 --> 00:12:23,786
It's a hot girl table.
Ooh, not you.
385
00:12:23,916 --> 00:12:26,223
Or--you're just a little sad.
386
00:12:26,353 --> 00:12:28,921
Like, you have a sad face.
387
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,357
I wonder what's wrong.
388
00:12:30,488 --> 00:12:31,358
Shot!
389
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:34,579
[laughing]
390
00:12:34,709 --> 00:12:36,276
Yo...
391
00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:38,931
I do not like that bitch.
392
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,715
I don't want to knock
that bitch out,
393
00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:41,760
but I will.
394
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,283
Okay, and I got your back
395
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,633
like a thong strap.
396
00:12:45,764 --> 00:12:47,374
[phone ringing]
397
00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,463
Oh.
398
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:51,030
Hey, daddy.
399
00:12:51,161 --> 00:12:52,640
Man. See?
This shit always happen.
400
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:54,729
Fuckin' Cuddie.
401
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:55,774
[Lil Kayla] ♪ But you 'posed
To be his main... ♪
402
00:12:55,905 --> 00:12:57,776
[engine rumbling]
403
00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:58,821
[tires screeching]
404
00:13:02,737 --> 00:13:03,651
[funky music plays]
405
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:04,739
[person 1] Who is that?
406
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:05,784
[person 2] Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
407
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,568
Looking very nice.
408
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,440
[laughter]
409
00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,181
♪ ♪
410
00:13:11,268 --> 00:13:12,138
- [person 1] Come on now.
- [both] Huh!
411
00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,618
[person 1] Oh, we dancing?
412
00:13:13,748 --> 00:13:14,662
[person 2]
Oh, where'd y'all come from?
413
00:13:14,793 --> 00:13:16,099
[person 1] Oh, I see you.
414
00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,448
[person 2]
Ooh, so much coordination.
415
00:13:17,578 --> 00:13:18,231
[person 1]
It's the loafers, though.
416
00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:20,364
It's the loafers for me.
417
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:21,539
- [person 2] Very smooth.
- [both] Huh!
418
00:13:21,669 --> 00:13:22,453
[person 2] Come on.
419
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,671
[both] Good God.
420
00:13:23,802 --> 00:13:25,151
[person 2] Strut now.
421
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,065
[person 1]
Put something on it, though.
422
00:13:26,152 --> 00:13:26,892
- [both] Huh!
- [person 2] Aha!
423
00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:27,806
[person 1] Put something on it.
424
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,460
[both] Good God.
425
00:13:29,590 --> 00:13:30,374
[person 2]
Yeah, let me see it, playboy.
426
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:31,854
Ooh, yeah.
427
00:13:31,941 --> 00:13:32,898
You gotta check her out
one time.
428
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,291
She's looking real good.
429
00:13:34,378 --> 00:13:35,466
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
430
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:37,250
[singers] ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
431
00:13:37,337 --> 00:13:39,252
- [person 2] Oh, yeah.
- [person 1] Hey, bro man.
432
00:13:39,383 --> 00:13:40,732
[person 2] Look at that jacket.
433
00:13:40,863 --> 00:13:42,038
[person 1] Hey, bro man.
Let me borrow that.
434
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:43,169
[person 2]
Oh, look at those shoes.
435
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:44,954
[overlapping chatter]
436
00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:46,520
[person 1] Yeah, I see you.
That ain't your girl.
437
00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:47,652
[person 2] Oh, you going
to that restaurant?
438
00:13:47,739 --> 00:13:49,088
Oh, right in there.
439
00:13:49,175 --> 00:13:50,089
[person 1]
That ain't your girl.
440
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,482
Why you steal my girl, right?
441
00:13:51,612 --> 00:13:53,005
[person 2]
Oh, take it away, playboy.
442
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:55,399
Oh, yeah.
443
00:13:55,529 --> 00:13:57,618
He too cool.
444
00:13:57,749 --> 00:14:00,317
- [cheers and applause]
- [Scotty] Yes! Go Ash!
445
00:14:00,447 --> 00:14:03,624
[Ashley] Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.
446
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:05,670
Ay, twerk it, twerk it.
447
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,498
Whoa! [laughs]
448
00:14:07,628 --> 00:14:09,413
Hey, you get very handsy
when you're drunk.
449
00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,589
See? I'm fun. I'm a fun person.
450
00:14:11,719 --> 00:14:12,546
- I think so.
- Right?
451
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:13,591
Would a funless bitch be
452
00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:15,375
smackin' ass and taking shots?
453
00:14:15,462 --> 00:14:17,290
- [Scotty] Absolutely not.
- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo!
454
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:21,120
- [all cheering]
- You came!
455
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,514
Well, bitch,
you sent me, like, 15 texts.
456
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:25,995
- Okay. Let's hit it.
- Oh, shit, okay. Goddamn.
457
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,997
Yes, put your back into it.
458
00:14:28,127 --> 00:14:30,042
Uh-blah-dow.
459
00:14:30,173 --> 00:14:32,697
[hip-hop music plays]
460
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:35,047
I can't believe you came.
461
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:38,007
Girl, when a invitation ends
in "Too $hort invited us,"
462
00:14:38,137 --> 00:14:39,399
listen, now you know
the Oakland in me
463
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:40,270
just couldn't say no.
464
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,880
You feel me?
465
00:14:41,967 --> 00:14:44,448
Yeah, but you know
we up in this thing, Mama.
466
00:14:44,578 --> 00:14:46,232
- Mm-hmm.
- [laughter]
467
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,669
And I'm going to get us
another round.
468
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:49,932
Ooh.
469
00:14:50,062 --> 00:14:51,455
Hold up.
470
00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,413
[indistinct rapping]
471
00:14:53,544 --> 00:14:55,807
Honey, Ashley is about to get
super-duper turnt up tonight.
472
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:58,114
She already looks super-duper
turnt up, don't she?
473
00:14:58,244 --> 00:14:59,115
She's cute, though.
474
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,333
[Janelle] Yeah, whatever.
475
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:02,335
Oh, this my girl at the center.
476
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,425
Hey, so, um, when
they brought me back to life,
477
00:15:05,556 --> 00:15:07,514
I've realized something.
478
00:15:07,601 --> 00:15:09,734
I ain't Too $hort no more.
479
00:15:09,864 --> 00:15:11,344
Done with that $hort shit.
480
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:12,432
I'm Todd.
481
00:15:12,606 --> 00:15:13,607
♪ ♪
482
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,261
So wait, wait.
483
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,350
You don't even want me
to shake that monkey?
484
00:15:17,481 --> 00:15:18,699
Only if you want to.
485
00:15:18,873 --> 00:15:20,658
♪ ♪
486
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,312
This night is so dope.
487
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:24,053
Thank you, Too $hort.
488
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:25,402
Todd.
489
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:26,794
My name is Todd.
490
00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:29,232
♪ ♪
491
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,363
Wow.
492
00:15:30,537 --> 00:15:32,626
♪ ♪
493
00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,498
That man is really
fucking killing me right now.
494
00:15:34,672 --> 00:15:36,021
♪ ♪
495
00:15:36,108 --> 00:15:37,631
Oh.
496
00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,763
I don't think we've met.
497
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:40,460
I'm Ashley.
498
00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:43,115
Thanks for saving Too $hort.
499
00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:44,987
I'm Teena.
500
00:15:45,161 --> 00:15:46,684
♪ ♪
501
00:15:46,814 --> 00:15:49,600
Actually, you know what?
You look hella familiar.
502
00:15:49,730 --> 00:15:51,558
Mm, I don't be going nowhere
503
00:15:51,689 --> 00:15:53,256
except the hotel
you was just at
504
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,171
and Marin,
505
00:15:55,301 --> 00:15:58,522
so unless you were in
the San Quentin parking lot,
506
00:15:58,609 --> 00:15:59,610
I mean...
507
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,133
Bitch, that's it!
508
00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,874
I be there every weekend.
509
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:04,528
My man is doing a bid
out there.
510
00:16:04,658 --> 00:16:06,530
He been in four years already.
511
00:16:06,660 --> 00:16:08,314
- Hmm.
- So who you got out there?
512
00:16:08,445 --> 00:16:11,361
Husband. Same.
513
00:16:11,491 --> 00:16:14,277
He's about nine months
into a five-year bid.
514
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,628
Ooh, girl,
that is the honeymoon phase.
515
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:20,283
Listen, it all goes downhill
from here.
516
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:21,893
- [both laughing]
- Pour me one, bitch.
517
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:23,895
Let's go.
518
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,202
[emcee speaks indistinctly]
[imitating cat meow]
519
00:16:26,332 --> 00:16:28,595
See, girl, that's level.
520
00:16:28,682 --> 00:16:30,032
All the way to the top.
521
00:16:30,162 --> 00:16:33,339
[funky music plays]
522
00:16:33,470 --> 00:16:34,645
[emcee] Work that pole,
baby girl.
523
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,603
Don't cry.
524
00:16:36,734 --> 00:16:37,909
- Another shot.
- [Ashley] Okay.
525
00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:39,867
♪ ♪
526
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,782
Because... because, you know,
after a while,
527
00:16:41,913 --> 00:16:43,610
it's like, don't even
have friends anymore,
528
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,568
because they don't even understand
529
00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:45,830
- what you going through.
- No.
530
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,961
They can't even comprehend
that shit.
531
00:16:47,092 --> 00:16:49,181
They can't even comprehend.
532
00:16:49,312 --> 00:16:50,139
So why bother?
533
00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:51,401
Why bother?
534
00:16:51,531 --> 00:16:54,230
[cheers and applause]
535
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,970
♪ ♪
536
00:16:56,101 --> 00:16:57,885
- Bitch.
- Huh?
537
00:16:57,972 --> 00:16:59,148
Have you heard
of family visitation?
538
00:16:59,278 --> 00:17:00,888
- Yes!
- Oh, my gosh.
539
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,412
I'm about... I'm...
I'm about to have my first one.
540
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:04,414
[laughs] Sex.
541
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,155
Sex!
542
00:17:06,242 --> 00:17:09,593
- Sex.
- Sex in jail!
543
00:17:09,767 --> 00:17:11,290
♪ ♪
544
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,423
[soft piano music plays]
545
00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:16,252
[singer singing in French]
546
00:17:16,426 --> 00:17:18,863
♪ ♪
547
00:17:18,993 --> 00:17:20,778
[door bangs]
548
00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:22,954
Why they gotta sit us right
next to the kitchen, though?
549
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:24,869
You gonna be okay?
550
00:17:24,999 --> 00:17:26,088
Nah, I'm gonna be good.
It's just like--
551
00:17:26,218 --> 00:17:27,915
Hello, mademoiselle, monsieur. Bonsoir.
552
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,395
My name is Priscilla.
553
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:31,049
I'll be taking care of you
this evening.
554
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:33,573
Can I get you started off
with something to drink?
555
00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,227
Uh, actually, do you have
any other tables tonight?
556
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:36,446
No, I'm so sorry.
557
00:17:36,576 --> 00:17:38,056
We're fully booked tonight.
558
00:17:38,187 --> 00:17:39,275
- Uh, you know what?
- [door bangs]
559
00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:40,928
Um, I think we're gonna take
some wine.
560
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:42,495
Great. White, red?
561
00:17:42,626 --> 00:17:43,888
We've got a great Côte d'Or.
562
00:17:44,018 --> 00:17:46,195
We'll actually do
the Châteauneuf-du-Pape.
563
00:17:46,325 --> 00:17:48,284
All right. [speaking French]
564
00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:49,285
I'll return to take
your orders.
565
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:53,115
Oh, the Châteauneuf.
566
00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,029
I know you see your boy.
It's actually the best.
567
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,683
My pops would say
it would be some other shit,
568
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,511
but he's just gonna buy
whatever is more expensive
569
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,034
- than the fuckin' restaurant.
- [door bangs]
570
00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:02,254
Maybe your pops is just trying
to, you know,
571
00:18:02,385 --> 00:18:04,126
speak what he wants
into existence.
572
00:18:06,040 --> 00:18:08,304
What's it like over there
on the sunny side?
573
00:18:08,434 --> 00:18:10,262
- It's so--
- [door bangs]
574
00:18:10,393 --> 00:18:11,785
[server 1] What?
We're 86ing the shrimp?
575
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,700
- [server 2] Yes!
- [server 1] Okay, got it.
576
00:18:13,831 --> 00:18:15,180
You sure you're okay here?
577
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,402
No, I'm fine. I'm good. Fine.
578
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,230
It's just like,
the door is just, like, right--
579
00:18:21,360 --> 00:18:23,884
[door bangs]
580
00:18:24,015 --> 00:18:25,190
I'ma just...
I'ma go to the bathroom.
581
00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:26,191
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
582
00:18:26,278 --> 00:18:28,106
Okay.
583
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,195
[dishes clattering]
584
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,370
- [server groans] I'm so--
- I'm sorry. No, no.
585
00:18:31,501 --> 00:18:34,547
- [overlapping chatter]
- [clamoring]
586
00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:36,506
- All over--
- Please, please, stop.
587
00:18:36,636 --> 00:18:39,857
- [overlapping chatter]
- [clamoring]
588
00:18:39,944 --> 00:18:41,946
- [door banging]
- Just please, please, I'm good.
589
00:18:42,076 --> 00:18:45,079
No, no, I'm good.
Everyone, I'm okay. I'm okay.
590
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:45,993
- Can we get some help here?
- [Earl] My grill is right--
591
00:18:46,124 --> 00:18:47,952
- [overlapping chatter]
- [clamoring]
592
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,649
- Stop! Can you stop, please?
- [door banging]
593
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:50,824
Can you stop?
594
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,131
Please!
595
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:54,785
It's fine. I'm fine.
596
00:18:58,571 --> 00:18:59,877
Eat! What the fuck
is y'all looking at?
597
00:19:00,007 --> 00:19:02,140
Damn, I said it's good!
598
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:04,925
[patrons murmuring]
599
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,667
Baby, let's go, man.
600
00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:08,712
Fuck!
601
00:19:10,453 --> 00:19:13,195
["What I'm On Tonight" playing]
602
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,110
♪ ♪
603
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,247
[Ricky Lake] ♪ Bad lil' mama
Tryin' to show it all off ♪
604
00:19:22,421 --> 00:19:23,030
♪ With my lil' brody
Pop pills in the car ♪
605
00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:25,903
- [Carl] Hey, Trish.
- Mm.
606
00:19:26,033 --> 00:19:30,037
Why the fuck is you wearing
a beekeeper costume?
607
00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:31,996
Well, I'm certainly not going
back there without one.
608
00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:33,563
Listen, um, big question.
609
00:19:33,693 --> 00:19:34,825
You're not allergic
to bees, are you?
610
00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,130
Why?
611
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:37,349
Just be careful opening that,
612
00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:38,829
that's all.
613
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:41,875
There- there might be no bees
in there at all,
614
00:19:42,006 --> 00:19:43,616
and- and there might be
a lot of bees.
615
00:19:43,747 --> 00:19:45,139
Proceed with caution.
616
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:46,793
[Trish] All right, all right,
617
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,925
all right, all right,
all right, all right.
618
00:19:48,012 --> 00:19:49,666
Okay.
619
00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:51,058
[Ricky Lake]
♪ She a ho and she with it ♪
620
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,582
♪ Let her live that life
Lil' bitch ♪
621
00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,410
♪ She a ho and she with it ♪
622
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,586
♪ Let her live that life
Lil' bitch ♪
623
00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,849
♪ I been out with my niggas
In the night life ♪
624
00:19:59,023 --> 00:20:00,242
♪ And the city lights
Got me feelin' so right ♪
625
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:01,460
Oh, fuck.
626
00:20:01,591 --> 00:20:03,462
Oh, no, we're all good.
627
00:20:03,593 --> 00:20:05,421
- We're all good.
- No, we're not all good.
628
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,031
You're good. I'm not good.
629
00:20:07,161 --> 00:20:08,511
I don't know
where my fuckin' bees are.
630
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:11,644
Hey, who's got my fuckin' bees?
631
00:20:11,818 --> 00:20:14,081
[Ricky Lake] ♪ I am on
I am on something ♪
632
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,561
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
633
00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:17,607
♪ Juul pod gone
So I smoke cigarettes ♪
634
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,478
♪ Out of good weed
So I ate Percocets ♪
635
00:20:19,565 --> 00:20:20,349
♪ I don't know her ♪
636
00:20:20,479 --> 00:20:21,915
Hmm.
637
00:20:22,089 --> 00:20:22,829
[Ricky]
♪ But I really like neck ♪
638
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,266
Hey, bitch.
639
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:25,571
Take a shot with me.
640
00:20:25,702 --> 00:20:28,226
Don't... don't be mad.
641
00:20:28,313 --> 00:20:30,097
Okay...
642
00:20:30,228 --> 00:20:32,578
I promise.
643
00:20:32,665 --> 00:20:35,538
I found these in the box.
644
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,279
Oh, Trish.
645
00:20:37,409 --> 00:20:38,976
You stole these for me?
646
00:20:39,106 --> 00:20:42,153
You still be stealing shit
for me 'cause you love me.
647
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:43,807
Come on. Let's do another shot.
648
00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:46,723
Jacque! Where's Jacque?
649
00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:49,943
Talking to Cuddie,
like fuckin' always.
650
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,076
You and Jacque, child.
651
00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:53,686
Why you say it like that?
652
00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:54,687
- Huh?
- Why you say it like that?
653
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:55,558
Did you talk to Miles today?
654
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,299
No- no, why?
655
00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:58,865
What... what did he say?
What did he do?
656
00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,694
He was like,
"You are in love with Jacque."
657
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,654
And I was like, "Uh, no."
658
00:21:04,784 --> 00:21:06,177
- Okay.
- [Trish] What?
659
00:21:06,308 --> 00:21:07,787
- Okay...
- [Trish] What?
660
00:21:07,918 --> 00:21:10,921
Y'all be walking around
in y'all panties and shit
661
00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:12,792
and call each other my boo
and wifey,
662
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:15,186
and y'all kiss often.
663
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,057
Okay, well, she's mine.
664
00:21:17,188 --> 00:21:19,059
Yeah, well, you know,
I just be minding my business,
665
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:21,410
'cause I got my own shit, Trish.
666
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:24,282
You know,
I got the whole entire--
667
00:21:24,369 --> 00:21:25,501
- Prison thing?
- Yes.
668
00:21:25,631 --> 00:21:28,504
- Yeah.
- And it's crazy!
669
00:21:28,634 --> 00:21:31,071
So I ain't got time
to be sleuthing your shit,
670
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:32,116
and that's why
I just let you...
671
00:21:32,246 --> 00:21:35,337
it's just hard, you know?
672
00:21:35,467 --> 00:21:37,251
Because if you want something,
you gotta fight for it
673
00:21:37,382 --> 00:21:38,818
because you do,
'cause then it's just gone,
674
00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,124
and then you have it,
675
00:21:40,254 --> 00:21:42,082
and then you're going
to get champagne,
676
00:21:42,213 --> 00:21:43,388
and then they're dragging you
out the door,
677
00:21:43,519 --> 00:21:46,173
and you're like, "What?"
678
00:21:46,304 --> 00:21:48,045
And then you're left alone
in the street,
679
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:49,394
and you're like, "No!"
680
00:21:49,481 --> 00:21:51,048
And then, you know,
it's just sad.
681
00:21:51,135 --> 00:21:53,050
It's just fucking sad.
682
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:56,923
I can't have that.
683
00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,011
No.
684
00:21:58,142 --> 00:21:59,099
I cannot have that.
685
00:21:59,230 --> 00:22:00,579
Mm-mm.
686
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:01,841
No.
687
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:10,067
What was that for?
688
00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:11,677
You're being hella nice
right now.
689
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:13,331
But I am nice.
690
00:22:13,418 --> 00:22:14,941
And I'm fun.
691
00:22:15,028 --> 00:22:16,465
Tell your mom.
692
00:22:16,595 --> 00:22:17,944
You know what, bitch?
You right.
693
00:22:18,075 --> 00:22:19,859
- I need to take what's mine.
- Mm-hmm.
694
00:22:19,990 --> 00:22:21,339
Cuddie's in too deep.
695
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:22,906
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- I need to break them up.
696
00:22:22,993 --> 00:22:24,560
- Mm-hmm.
- I need to break them up.
697
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,692
Don't let nobody steal
your joy.
698
00:22:26,823 --> 00:22:28,825
I need to break them up.
699
00:22:28,955 --> 00:22:30,696
Yeah. Huh. Yeah.
700
00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:35,397
[soft jazzy music plays]
701
00:22:35,571 --> 00:22:38,400
♪ ♪
702
00:22:41,054 --> 00:22:42,099
[June] Hey.
703
00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,424
There's a door like that
in my dad's restaurant.
704
00:23:02,554 --> 00:23:04,034
To the kitchen.
705
00:23:04,164 --> 00:23:05,383
And when they arrested me--
706
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:08,908
Stop spinning.
707
00:23:09,039 --> 00:23:11,520
Why would you even want
to be around all of this?
708
00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:12,695
What "this"?
709
00:23:12,825 --> 00:23:16,438
This!
All of this fucking shit!
710
00:23:16,568 --> 00:23:20,093
What happens in my head--
a door, a fucking door!
711
00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:22,574
[siren wailing in distance]
712
00:23:22,705 --> 00:23:24,141
I can't even go out.
713
00:23:24,271 --> 00:23:26,099
I can't even be fuckin' normal.
714
00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,495
I'm not the sunny side, June.
I'm not.
715
00:23:30,582 --> 00:23:32,715
I'm... I'm sorry, I'm...
716
00:23:34,194 --> 00:23:35,152
- I think I should just--
- Leave?
717
00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,590
Right?
718
00:23:38,677 --> 00:23:40,462
What do you want me to do?
719
00:23:41,941 --> 00:23:43,421
Let me ask you something.
720
00:23:43,508 --> 00:23:46,380
What has leaving ever done?
721
00:23:46,468 --> 00:23:49,819
And where the fuck
is you off to?
722
00:23:49,993 --> 00:23:52,691
♪ ♪
723
00:23:55,825 --> 00:23:58,523
I-I just really wanted you
to try the wine.
724
00:24:00,482 --> 00:24:02,745
[laughing softly]
725
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:07,401
Ooh, this wine
better be worth it.
726
00:24:07,489 --> 00:24:08,446
You're...
[chuckles]
727
00:24:08,577 --> 00:24:09,534
...a thief.
728
00:24:09,665 --> 00:24:10,883
You're a whole thief.
729
00:24:11,014 --> 00:24:12,406
- What?
- I...
730
00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:15,279
♪ ♪
731
00:24:22,329 --> 00:24:25,245
Told you. Told you.
732
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:28,292
Hmm. Okay. Okay.
733
00:24:30,555 --> 00:24:31,991
Come on.
734
00:24:34,646 --> 00:24:36,648
Well, we need to take
a picture,
735
00:24:36,735 --> 00:24:38,911
- because I look too good.
- No, baby...
736
00:24:38,998 --> 00:24:40,609
I'm covered in wine. I'm not...
737
00:24:40,696 --> 00:24:42,828
I'm not trying to take
a picture.
738
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,003
You know what?
739
00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,091
Give me this.
740
00:24:45,222 --> 00:24:46,440
What is you doing?
741
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:49,356
Babe, babe! What are you doing?
742
00:24:49,487 --> 00:24:51,358
- What are you doing?
- Now we match.
743
00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:53,273
- We match.
- What are you doing?
744
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,014
[soft music plays]
745
00:24:55,145 --> 00:24:56,276
There you go.
746
00:24:56,407 --> 00:24:58,627
Ah.
747
00:24:58,757 --> 00:25:00,063
Smile.
748
00:25:00,237 --> 00:25:03,022
♪ ♪
749
00:25:03,196 --> 00:25:04,589
[WADE08] ♪ Ay, yeah ♪
750
00:25:04,763 --> 00:25:06,243
♪ Dollar and dreaming
Instrumental ♪
751
00:25:06,417 --> 00:25:07,940
♪ That's me, the individual ♪
752
00:25:08,114 --> 00:25:09,376
♪ Trying to live
Off my residual ♪
753
00:25:09,463 --> 00:25:10,856
♪ Ay, I be lookin'... ♪
754
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,423
[emcee] We got Too $hort
up in this thing.
755
00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:16,427
Are you ready
to shake that monkey?
756
00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:19,299
[cheers and applause]
757
00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:22,259
[indistinct rapping]
758
00:25:22,389 --> 00:25:24,130
Fuck that. Fuck that.
759
00:25:24,261 --> 00:25:25,697
Stop the music.
760
00:25:25,828 --> 00:25:27,525
Do not shake that monkey.
761
00:25:27,612 --> 00:25:29,745
- Don't.
- [crowd groans]
762
00:25:29,875 --> 00:25:31,703
Wait, what- what's going on?
763
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:33,400
I can't stand up
on this shit no more.
764
00:25:33,531 --> 00:25:35,228
Oh, my gosh.
765
00:25:35,315 --> 00:25:37,143
Damn, y'all bitches done broke
Too $hort.
766
00:25:37,274 --> 00:25:38,231
It's Todd.
767
00:25:38,362 --> 00:25:41,495
[crowd booing]
768
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,454
Ain't nobody fucks with Todd.
769
00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:44,977
We want $hort Dog.
770
00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,544
Somebody do something, please.
771
00:25:46,675 --> 00:25:47,980
There's no music.
772
00:25:48,111 --> 00:25:49,852
[Todd] My name is Todd.
773
00:25:49,939 --> 00:25:51,288
- It's Todd!
- [Teena] No!
774
00:25:51,418 --> 00:25:53,333
Listen to me! You are not Todd.
775
00:25:53,420 --> 00:25:55,335
You are Too $hort.
776
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,990
Now, what is your
favorite word?
777
00:25:58,121 --> 00:25:59,296
- [person] Come on!
- I can't.
778
00:25:59,426 --> 00:26:00,906
- I won't do it.
- [crowd booing]
779
00:26:01,037 --> 00:26:04,475
Look, I said,
what's your favorite word?
780
00:26:04,562 --> 00:26:05,737
- [person 1] Say it!
- [person 2] I'll say it.
781
00:26:05,868 --> 00:26:07,739
- It's... it's bitch.
- [crowd] Yeah!
782
00:26:07,826 --> 00:26:10,089
You better say it like $hort.
783
00:26:10,176 --> 00:26:12,265
[person 1] That's right.
Say it with some feeling!
784
00:26:12,396 --> 00:26:13,615
Bitch!
785
00:26:13,745 --> 00:26:15,878
[cheers and applause]
786
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,794
[hip-hop music plays]
787
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:19,838
♪ ♪
788
00:26:19,969 --> 00:26:21,144
[indistinct singing]
789
00:26:21,274 --> 00:26:23,320
$hort Dog in the house!
790
00:26:23,450 --> 00:26:25,278
Man, I'd fuck with him.
791
00:26:25,365 --> 00:26:27,150
I'd fuck with him
if he wasn't bald.
792
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,066
[cheers and applause]
793
00:26:30,196 --> 00:26:31,633
[laughter]
794
00:26:31,807 --> 00:26:34,548
♪ ♪
795
00:26:37,595 --> 00:26:41,773
Yeah, like, a CFO
at a startup in Silicon Valley.
796
00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:44,950
Chad doesn't like
going down on women.
797
00:26:45,081 --> 00:26:46,560
But I feel like you'd
be really good at it.
798
00:26:46,691 --> 00:26:49,128
You know what I mean? Yes!
799
00:26:49,259 --> 00:26:50,521
[laughing] Yes!
800
00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:51,696
Drink that, and then eat my--
801
00:26:51,783 --> 00:26:53,393
[grunts]
802
00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:54,699
- Bitch!
- [yelps]
803
00:26:54,786 --> 00:26:56,092
- Oh!
- Oh!
804
00:26:56,222 --> 00:26:57,789
[Trish laughs]
Oh, she's going down!
805
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,225
- [person screams]
- [glass shattering]
806
00:26:59,356 --> 00:27:00,705
- [person] Get the fuck up!
- What the hell?
807
00:27:00,792 --> 00:27:02,968
- Ahh!
- [Janelle] Fuckin' bitch.
808
00:27:03,099 --> 00:27:06,363
First our piñata got stolen,
and now violence?
809
00:27:06,493 --> 00:27:08,104
[Janelle] You shut the fuck up
too, bitch.
810
00:27:08,234 --> 00:27:09,714
[Trish] Fuck all you bitches!
811
00:27:09,845 --> 00:27:12,674
[grunting, clamoring]
812
00:27:12,804 --> 00:27:15,285
- [overlapping chatter]
- [clamoring]
813
00:27:16,852 --> 00:27:17,722
[person] Get her, get her.
814
00:27:19,506 --> 00:27:21,160
Bitch, you knocked
the shit out of her.
815
00:27:21,291 --> 00:27:22,771
She's so sleep right now.
816
00:27:22,901 --> 00:27:25,208
- [overlapping chatter]
- [clamoring]
817
00:27:25,338 --> 00:27:26,557
- [bees buzzing]
- Ahhh!
818
00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:31,257
Bees!
819
00:27:31,388 --> 00:27:33,085
Make it rain, Trish!
820
00:27:33,216 --> 00:27:35,653
[people screaming]
821
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:39,352
[bees buzzing]
822
00:27:39,483 --> 00:27:42,225
[upbeat music plays]
823
00:27:42,399 --> 00:27:45,184
♪ ♪
824
00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:57,283
[laughter]
825
00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,285
No. No, no. Okay. Wait.
826
00:27:59,372 --> 00:28:02,201
No, but bruh...
bruh is a fuckin' legend.
827
00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:03,681
Too $hort!
828
00:28:03,812 --> 00:28:05,639
[Too $hort] Bitch!
829
00:28:05,770 --> 00:28:08,120
- Yo, you got hands.
- Uh-uh.
830
00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:10,732
Trish with the money
smoke bomb escape, bitch!
831
00:28:10,862 --> 00:28:12,081
Whoo!
832
00:28:12,255 --> 00:28:14,083
♪ ♪
833
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:16,085
You saved me.
834
00:28:16,215 --> 00:28:18,087
Ugh, I fuckin' love you, girl.
835
00:28:18,217 --> 00:28:19,915
- Girl...
- Mm.
836
00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:21,612
♪ ♪
837
00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:24,615
[unsettling music]
838
00:28:24,789 --> 00:28:27,531
♪ ♪
839
00:28:35,408 --> 00:28:37,323
That's my bitch right there.
Okay?
840
00:28:37,410 --> 00:28:39,064
Oakland and Richmond
with the one, two, wap-wap!
841
00:28:39,195 --> 00:28:40,326
Wap-wap!
842
00:28:40,457 --> 00:28:43,677
Beat that ass, bitch.
843
00:28:43,808 --> 00:28:45,375
Oh, shit. The light's green.
It's freezing.
844
00:28:45,505 --> 00:28:46,680
- Let's go.
- Ah!
845
00:28:46,811 --> 00:28:48,552
Come on, ladies.
846
00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,510
["Game Recognize Game" playing]
847
00:28:50,684 --> 00:28:52,730
[Mac Mall] ♪ Game recognize
Game in tha bay, mane ♪
848
00:28:52,904 --> 00:28:55,211
♪ Game recognize game
In tha bay, mane ♪
849
00:28:55,298 --> 00:28:57,300
♪ Game recognize
Game in tha bay, mane ♪
850
00:28:57,474 --> 00:28:58,475
[JT the Bigga Figga]
♪ Mac Mall and JT ♪
851
00:28:58,649 --> 00:29:00,477
♪ About to do their thang ♪
852
00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:03,001
[Mac Mall] ♪ Game recognize
Game in tha bay, mane ♪
853
00:29:03,088 --> 00:29:05,221
♪ Game recognize game
In tha bay, mane ♪
854
00:29:05,308 --> 00:29:07,658
♪ Game recognize
Game in tha bay, mane ♪
855
00:29:07,832 --> 00:29:08,572
[JT the Bigga Figga]
♪ Mac Mall and JT ♪
856
00:29:08,746 --> 00:29:09,878
♪ About to do their thang ♪
857
00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:11,618
♪ Bucked around
And fucked around ♪
858
00:29:11,793 --> 00:29:13,011
♪ Made another hit
Comin' again from the top ♪
859
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,926
♪ About to tell ya
About this shit ♪
860
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:17,450
♪ This shit that I'm poppin'
Game is what I'm choppin' ♪
861
00:29:17,624 --> 00:29:19,844
♪ Never underestimate
The Mac when he rockin' ♪
862
00:29:20,018 --> 00:29:22,368
♪ 'Cause me and Mac Mall
Standing tall for tha trey ♪
863
00:29:22,542 --> 00:29:24,631
♪ On our way from tha bay so
What tha fuck you got to say ♪
864
00:29:24,718 --> 00:29:27,330
♪ Game recognize game is
Tha way tha shit flow ♪
865
00:29:27,504 --> 00:29:29,898
♪ Break tha beat down
Smoke a dub and get low ♪
866
00:29:30,072 --> 00:29:32,422
♪ Vicious as I come cause
I come kinda vicious ♪
867
00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:33,684
♪ Missing little snitches
'Cause you know ♪
868
00:29:33,858 --> 00:29:35,077
♪ I'm about to spit this ♪
869
00:29:35,251 --> 00:29:37,427
♪ Rhyme for tha number nine
Nigga ♪
870
00:29:37,557 --> 00:29:38,645
♪ Grab your gat
Cock tha hammer back
871
00:29:38,820 --> 00:29:39,864
♪ And pull tha trigger ♪
872
00:29:40,038 --> 00:29:40,996
♪ Squatting in the buck buck ♪
873
00:29:41,170 --> 00:29:42,911
♪ 'Cause I don't give a fuck ♪
874
00:29:43,085 --> 00:29:45,043
♪ Puffin' on the blunt now
Ya know I'm kinda stuck ♪
875
00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,524
♪ So when ya hear me goin'
Bust a move and get low ♪
876
00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:51,049
♪ Recognize game cause
Your boy about to flow ♪
877
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,182
[Mac Mall] ♪ Game recognize
Game in tha bay, mane ♪
878
00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:54,444
♪ Game recognize game... ♪