1 00:00:18,061 --> 00:00:20,367 Hey, hey! What's up? This your boy Mark Curry. 2 00:00:20,498 --> 00:00:21,586 Check it out. 3 00:00:21,716 --> 00:00:23,631 You won't believe what happened last season 4 00:00:23,762 --> 00:00:25,546 on Blindspotting. 5 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,419 Do you want me to get you a toothbrush or a toiletries 6 00:00:28,549 --> 00:00:30,203 or anything? 7 00:00:30,290 --> 00:00:31,378 No, I'm not going to summer camp, baby--I'm going to jail. 8 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:32,945 At San Quentin, if you're married, 9 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:35,121 you get to spend two whole nights together in a house. 10 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,297 I now pronounce you husband aife. 11 00:00:37,384 --> 00:00:39,299 Cuddie, this is my platonic life partner, Jacque. 12 00:00:39,430 --> 00:00:41,432 Jacqueline, I see you down there. 13 00:00:41,562 --> 00:00:43,042 My burrito! 14 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:45,175 Why is he in jail? He'll miss my birthday! 15 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:48,134 Welcome back to the ordeal. 16 00:00:50,397 --> 00:00:51,790 Hey! 17 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:54,140 Oh! 18 00:00:54,227 --> 00:00:55,881 Bro, what the fuck are y'all doing? 19 00:00:56,011 --> 00:00:57,665 Town business, Oakland-- you know how we do it. 20 00:01:00,015 --> 00:01:02,453 Blindspotting, what? Season two. 21 00:01:39,142 --> 00:01:41,709 Ooh, yes, my guys. 22 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:43,189 Appreciate y'all, man. 23 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:45,539 !¡Gracias a todos! 24 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,541 Hey! Happy birthday, my boy. 25 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:49,500 Dad, you know Spanish? 26 00:01:49,630 --> 00:01:51,719 Yeah. Of cour-- No, I don't know Spanish, man. 27 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:53,373 I learned that song back in high school 28 00:01:53,460 --> 00:01:54,853 for tía Trish's quinceañera. 29 00:01:54,983 --> 00:01:56,289 That's why I know some of the words, 30 00:01:56,420 --> 00:01:57,551 but that was a real mariachi band, though. 31 00:01:57,682 --> 00:01:58,857 They pretty good, right? 32 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:00,119 They all got arrested together. 33 00:02:00,250 --> 00:02:01,512 It was a bank robbery or some shit. 34 00:02:01,642 --> 00:02:03,253 Anyway, hey, Mom, you got, uh-- 35 00:02:03,383 --> 00:02:05,255 You got Sean's birthday present I made him? 36 00:02:05,342 --> 00:02:07,300 - Yep. - What is it? 37 00:02:07,431 --> 00:02:09,737 Man, I can't tell you that--it's a surprise. 38 00:02:09,868 --> 00:02:11,522 But anyway, look, I'm running out of minutes on this phone, 39 00:02:11,652 --> 00:02:13,915 so, uh, hand the phone back to your mom for a second. 40 00:02:14,046 --> 00:02:15,134 I need to speak to her. 41 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:16,918 Love you, Dad. 42 00:02:17,049 --> 00:02:18,572 Love you, my boy. 43 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,792 See you in two weeks for the first family visit. 44 00:02:20,922 --> 00:02:23,664 Yes, you will, 45 00:02:23,795 --> 00:02:26,537 'cause, girl, when you get here in two weeks, 46 00:02:26,624 --> 00:02:28,321 we are about to-- 47 00:02:28,452 --> 00:02:30,280 Everybody can hear you on speakerphone! 48 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:31,629 - Hey! - Hi, Miles. 49 00:02:31,759 --> 00:02:33,370 - What up, Miles? - Man, I don't give a fuck. 50 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,198 Sean, earmuffs. 51 00:02:35,328 --> 00:02:36,242 I'm about to get so far up in them cheeks... 52 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:37,156 No, no, no. Hey, hey, hey! 53 00:02:37,287 --> 00:02:38,505 Turn it down. 54 00:02:38,636 --> 00:02:41,421 Turn the volume down. 55 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:44,294 Married sex-- in that thing. 56 00:02:44,381 --> 00:02:45,947 First of all, if you calm down-- 57 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,819 - I know what to do! - Freaky lizard or some shit. 58 00:02:47,949 --> 00:02:49,864 Anyway, I got to do, like, a military crawl, 59 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,127 - and then you on the couch-- - Turn off the car or something. 60 00:02:53,868 --> 00:02:56,784 I concur with the previously mentioned activities, 61 00:02:56,915 --> 00:02:59,526 and we will proceed with the said itinerary 62 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:01,572 in two weeks. 63 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,182 I love you. 64 00:03:03,313 --> 00:03:04,966 Goodbye, sir. 65 00:03:05,097 --> 00:03:06,838 Ash? 66 00:03:06,925 --> 00:03:09,841 All right. Uh, I love you. 67 00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:15,238 What the fuck you looking at? 68 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,154 Y'all so nasty. 69 00:03:19,285 --> 00:03:21,766 All right, everybody get out. 70 00:03:25,596 --> 00:03:29,643 So the theme of this birthday is cars, jets, and trains? 71 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:31,645 I thought he was into bugs now? 72 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,995 Oh, he loves bugs. Won't shut up about 'em. 73 00:03:34,126 --> 00:03:35,214 No, it's planes, trains, and automobiles. 74 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:36,694 When did you decide this? 75 00:03:36,824 --> 00:03:38,261 We, uh, talked about it a month ago, 76 00:03:38,348 --> 00:03:40,132 and he's 100% sure. 77 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:41,786 - Hey, Sean. - Huh? 78 00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:42,787 What do you like more-- 79 00:03:42,917 --> 00:03:44,092 planes, trains, or automobiles? 80 00:03:44,223 --> 00:03:45,093 Ninja bugs. 81 00:03:45,224 --> 00:03:46,704 What? 82 00:03:46,834 --> 00:03:48,096 - Yeah, rookie. - That's a rookie mistake. 83 00:03:48,183 --> 00:03:49,750 - It's okay. - First parents' mistakes. 84 00:03:49,837 --> 00:03:51,491 You got to pivot when you hear the word "bugs." 85 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:53,145 Whatever. I'll just get him on board. 86 00:03:53,276 --> 00:03:54,494 We- we're- e're fine. 87 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:55,843 - We've got karaoke... - Hiya! 88 00:03:55,974 --> 00:03:57,454 - Hiya! - We have food for kids. 89 00:03:57,541 --> 00:03:58,716 And we have liquor for the adults, 90 00:03:58,803 --> 00:03:59,804 and we have games! 91 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:01,414 And we even have a carousel, 92 00:04:01,545 --> 00:04:03,242 and we have a steam train reserved just for-- 93 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,722 just for us today! 94 00:04:04,852 --> 00:04:06,593 And--and Trish is gonna bring a piñata! 95 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,553 Whoa, Ash, breathe, okay? 96 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,729 It's just, um... 97 00:04:11,859 --> 00:04:13,426 it's his first birthday without his dad, 98 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,602 and I just need everything to go perfectly. 99 00:04:15,733 --> 00:04:17,125 Hiya! 100 00:04:17,212 --> 00:04:18,126 - Oh, my God. - Sean! 101 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:19,737 Oh, God, stop! 102 00:04:19,867 --> 00:04:21,869 Ah, shit. Ash, your car just got bipped. 103 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,218 What? 104 00:04:23,349 --> 00:04:25,395 How? 105 00:04:25,482 --> 00:04:27,310 They didn't even take anything! 106 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,224 Oh, look at all this glass. 107 00:04:29,355 --> 00:04:32,489 - Uh-uh. - Help! Help me! 108 00:04:32,619 --> 00:04:35,056 - No, no, no! - Nelle, you ain't gonna help? 109 00:04:35,187 --> 00:04:37,232 - Oh, shit, my bad. - No, no, no, no! 110 00:04:37,363 --> 00:04:41,411 - My keys! - Oh, damn. 111 00:04:51,464 --> 00:04:53,292 ♪ Foxy little girl In Oakland ♪ 112 00:04:53,466 --> 00:04:55,642 ♪ Something like I never Never seen before ♪ 113 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:01,126 ♪ Foxy little girl In Oakland ♪ 114 00:05:01,300 --> 00:05:04,434 ♪ Something like I never Never seen before ♪ 115 00:05:04,608 --> 00:05:05,391 ♪ Whoa now ♪ 116 00:05:07,001 --> 00:05:08,742 ♪ Foxy little girl in Oakland ♪ 117 00:05:08,916 --> 00:05:11,005 ♪ Like she never Never been next door ♪ 118 00:05:11,179 --> 00:05:13,399 ♪ Ooh, and next door ♪ 119 00:05:23,583 --> 00:05:25,890 " plays] 120 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:30,460 ♪ No, you're Never gonna get it ♪ 121 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:31,765 ♪ Ow! ♪ 122 00:05:31,939 --> 00:05:32,592 ♪ Never, ever gonna get it ♪ 123 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,377 ♪ No, not this time ♪ 124 00:05:34,551 --> 00:05:35,290 ♪ No, you're Never gonna get it ♪ 125 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,857 ♪ My love ♪ 126 00:05:37,031 --> 00:05:38,468 ♪ Never, ever gonna get it ♪ 127 00:05:38,642 --> 00:05:40,557 ♪ Ooh, bop! ♪ ♪ Ooh, bop! ♪ 128 00:05:40,644 --> 00:05:43,211 ♪ I remember how you used to be ♪ 129 00:05:45,562 --> 00:05:48,478 ♪ You never was So nice, you can't fool me ♪ 130 00:05:48,565 --> 00:05:51,132 ♪ Ooh, bop! ♪ 131 00:05:51,219 --> 00:05:53,787 Why don't you just go on the merry-go-round? 132 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:56,442 Girl, hell, no. That shit make me hella dizzy. 133 00:05:56,573 --> 00:05:59,924 This way, I'm still participating, you know? 134 00:06:00,098 --> 00:06:03,928 ♪ You think that you can walk Right into her life ♪ 135 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:07,758 ♪ Without a good fight, oh ♪ 136 00:06:07,888 --> 00:06:09,934 Oh, uh, did you remember to get the cake delivered 137 00:06:10,064 --> 00:06:11,544 to the carousel and not the house? 138 00:06:11,631 --> 00:06:13,720 Yes, yes. Mama is on it, Ash. 139 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,027 I'ma really need you to calm down, okay? 140 00:06:16,157 --> 00:06:18,421 I'm just really fucking stressed. 141 00:06:18,551 --> 00:06:21,119 All of our parent friends are here, 142 00:06:21,249 --> 00:06:23,600 and I haven't seen a lot of them since Miles got locked up. 143 00:06:23,730 --> 00:06:25,863 I'm just bracing for the dumb-ass questions, 144 00:06:25,993 --> 00:06:28,343 like, "How are you really?" 145 00:06:28,474 --> 00:06:31,042 And then they give you, like, a gift card for groceries. 146 00:06:31,172 --> 00:06:32,696 Oh, yeah. 147 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:36,264 - Who are you texting--Earl? - Humor. 148 00:06:36,395 --> 00:06:37,614 Comedy you do. 149 00:06:37,744 --> 00:06:39,746 I don't talk to that motherfucker. 150 00:06:39,877 --> 00:06:42,357 Shit, he only text me, what, twice since he got out? 151 00:06:42,488 --> 00:06:44,403 - Why? You talk to him? - No. 152 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:45,752 I invited him. 153 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:47,711 Nancy gave me his new address, 154 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,321 but he hasn't replied to me either. 155 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,671 I just know Sean would really love to see him. 156 00:06:51,802 --> 00:06:53,543 Man, fuck that nigga. 157 00:06:53,673 --> 00:06:57,634 Oh, okay. How about we both calm down? 158 00:06:57,764 --> 00:06:59,331 Can I open Dad's present now? 159 00:06:59,462 --> 00:07:00,593 Yes, of course, baby. 160 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,726 Thanks, bruh. 161 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,516 Your dad calls him Thizzly Bear. 162 00:07:12,649 --> 00:07:14,781 It's a lion. 163 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:17,523 Yeah, well, your dad was really proud giving him that name, 164 00:07:17,654 --> 00:07:19,394 so that's what we're gonna call him. 165 00:07:19,525 --> 00:07:21,788 Okay. 166 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,311 Hey, Sean. 167 00:07:23,398 --> 00:07:25,139 We're going on the train. Want to come? 168 00:07:25,226 --> 00:07:27,402 Oh, yeah, uh, fo' sure. 169 00:07:27,490 --> 00:07:29,404 Is that a stuffy? 170 00:07:29,535 --> 00:07:32,364 It's a Thizzly Bear, and his dad made it for him in prison. 171 00:07:32,495 --> 00:07:34,975 - Whoa. - That's awesome. 172 00:07:35,106 --> 00:07:37,064 Come on, let's go. 173 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:40,981 Hey, you got him, right? 174 00:07:41,112 --> 00:07:43,114 Watch him! 175 00:07:43,244 --> 00:07:45,072 - Mm-hmm. - Don't do nothing stupid. 176 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:47,510 Where is Trish with the piñata? 177 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,294 Yo, you sold it? 178 00:07:49,424 --> 00:07:50,730 Last pickup was at 5:00 p.m. yesterday. 179 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,253 - Damn. - Where were you? 180 00:07:52,384 --> 00:07:53,603 Letting a man paint my toenails for money. 181 00:07:53,733 --> 00:07:54,778 Yeah, and I was overseeing it. 182 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,257 You know, it ran long. 183 00:07:56,388 --> 00:07:58,912 He was--he was very methodical. Fuck, man. 184 00:07:59,043 --> 00:08:01,219 Look, this is for our nephew's birthday today. 185 00:08:01,349 --> 00:08:03,351 We need that goddamn plane piñata. 186 00:08:03,438 --> 00:08:07,094 Well, I've got a, uh, bottle of Patron. 187 00:08:07,225 --> 00:08:08,531 No. 188 00:08:08,661 --> 00:08:10,184 - A lipstick? - No. 189 00:08:10,315 --> 00:08:11,882 How about this one? Big blockhead. 190 00:08:12,012 --> 00:08:13,144 - No! - No? 191 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,493 - No. - Okay. 192 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:15,755 I got big hot tamale. You want him? 193 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:17,583 - No. - A cute pig. 194 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:19,716 Oh, oh, this good. 195 00:08:19,846 --> 00:08:22,240 Googly-eye zebra, huh? 196 00:08:22,327 --> 00:08:23,676 What you think? 197 00:08:23,807 --> 00:08:26,287 - No! - No, no, no. 198 00:08:26,374 --> 00:08:30,901 I-I need the plane. I need the plane-ñata. 199 00:08:31,031 --> 00:08:32,511 Imposible. 200 00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:33,991 I'm sorry. There is nothing I can do. 201 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,255 Where's he going? 202 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:39,039 Fuck! 203 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,128 What are we gonna do? 204 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,435 'Cause tía Trish promised a plane. 205 00:08:43,522 --> 00:08:45,350 Where does that little baby door lead? 206 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,426 Yo, is this how piñatas are made? 207 00:09:26,347 --> 00:09:30,525 I fucks with my people. 208 00:09:30,656 --> 00:09:32,658 Yo. OÓrale, hombre. ¿Qué pasa? 209 00:09:32,745 --> 00:09:33,528 - Huh? - Eh, órale. 210 00:09:33,659 --> 00:09:34,529 Look! 211 00:09:39,883 --> 00:09:41,754 Oh! 212 00:09:41,885 --> 00:09:43,974 Fuck, yo. Did they make this a penis? 213 00:09:44,104 --> 00:09:47,760 A giant white fucking penis? This shit has balls. 214 00:09:47,847 --> 00:09:49,675 Hey! You cannot be in here! 215 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:51,416 This is only for licensed "piñatadores." 216 00:09:51,546 --> 00:09:52,591 And this one has already been resold 217 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:53,853 to a bachelorette party. 218 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,681 Okay, nigga, well, we need it back. 219 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,378 Ah, but it's beyond restoration. 220 00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,946 No. No. This can be fixed. 221 00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,687 If we make the curves of the head more angular, 222 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,297 shave down these pubes, 223 00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,082 and perform a simple testicular surgery, 224 00:10:05,212 --> 00:10:07,650 we got a pretty convincing spaceship! 225 00:10:07,780 --> 00:10:09,173 Is she a "piñatador"? 226 00:10:09,303 --> 00:10:11,566 Nah, mm-mm, but mami's crafty. 227 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,656 Okay, okay, I need a blowtorch, a blade, 228 00:10:13,743 --> 00:10:15,179 and hella encouragement. 229 00:10:15,309 --> 00:10:16,702 Come on, let's move it, people! 230 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,530 Vamónos, amigos. 231 00:10:18,617 --> 00:10:20,358 - !¡Anímela! - !¡Olé! 232 00:10:26,451 --> 00:10:27,495 So we not gonna hear 233 00:10:27,626 --> 00:10:29,106 you was out creeping out on my boy, right? 234 00:10:29,236 --> 00:10:30,934 I got eyes everywhere, Ash. 235 00:10:31,064 --> 00:10:33,371 PIs in Pittsburgh, recon in Richmond. 236 00:10:33,501 --> 00:10:35,242 Y'all still fuck each other now that he's in prison? 237 00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:39,507 Binoculars in Berkeley, East Oakland eavesdroppers. 238 00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:41,379 No time for slippin', so keep it pimpin', Ashley. 239 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,735 - How are you now? - Good. Good. 240 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:51,432 Yeah, but, like... 241 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:52,999 how are you? 242 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:54,131 There it is. 243 00:10:59,179 --> 00:11:00,485 Oh, by the way, Sharita wanted me to give you 244 00:11:00,615 --> 00:11:01,616 this gift card for groceries. 245 00:11:01,704 --> 00:11:02,922 From me and Kevin. 246 00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,532 It's $22 on there. 247 00:11:04,663 --> 00:11:06,317 'Cause y'all are struggling. 248 00:11:06,447 --> 00:11:08,754 It has a sad face on it. Ugh. 249 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:09,842 Hey, you want 50 bucks? 250 00:11:11,017 --> 00:11:12,671 Why not? 251 00:11:20,548 --> 00:11:21,854 Mm-hmm. 252 00:11:26,598 --> 00:11:27,599 Hey, you having a good time? 253 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,124 Ah, yes. 254 00:11:31,255 --> 00:11:34,258 Gift cards for the broken woman. 255 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:41,047 Ashley, you're smoking back-to-back? 256 00:11:41,178 --> 00:11:43,006 Rainey, you got your own rules. I got mine. 257 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,573 Okay. Okay. 258 00:11:45,704 --> 00:11:47,750 I got it. 259 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:50,448 Having your man in prison sucks. 260 00:11:50,578 --> 00:11:52,755 It's about to suck less, right? 261 00:11:52,842 --> 00:11:55,714 Weekend visitation starting in two weeks. 262 00:11:55,845 --> 00:11:57,934 Thirteen days. 263 00:11:58,064 --> 00:12:00,719 Thank you so much for all the endless phone calls 264 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:02,068 and paperwork, Rainey. 265 00:12:02,199 --> 00:12:04,592 - Sean's gonna love it. - Mm. 266 00:12:04,723 --> 00:12:07,073 Hey, I wanted to float an idea by you. 267 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,076 After you and Sean do this first weekend, 268 00:12:10,207 --> 00:12:12,339 I thought maybe I would take the next one 269 00:12:12,470 --> 00:12:14,385 just to get a little time with Miles. 270 00:12:14,515 --> 00:12:17,997 Oh, uh, I didn't know you were expecting that. 271 00:12:18,128 --> 00:12:20,260 I think it's only for married couples. 272 00:12:20,391 --> 00:12:22,219 Well, it's for family. 273 00:12:22,349 --> 00:12:25,526 So I checked, and I could go with Sean, 274 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,964 technically, if you don't go. 275 00:12:28,094 --> 00:12:30,575 Well, we only get one visit every three months, 276 00:12:30,705 --> 00:12:34,535 but maybe you can come with us next time? 277 00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,711 Yeah, I was just hoping for a little bit of my own time 278 00:12:36,842 --> 00:12:38,713 with my son. 279 00:12:38,844 --> 00:12:41,194 Really catching me off guard with this shit, Rainey. 280 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,631 Oh, I-I know you need your time, 281 00:12:43,718 --> 00:12:45,459 but I just figured, I helped set it up-- 282 00:12:45,546 --> 00:12:48,245 Wait, was this your plan? 283 00:12:48,375 --> 00:12:50,900 To get me to set up weekend visitations, 284 00:12:51,030 --> 00:12:52,553 because only wives can do it 285 00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,904 and then hold it over our heads? 286 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:56,514 I'm not scheming on you, Ashley. 287 00:12:56,644 --> 00:12:58,559 I just think I helped, 288 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:00,648 and I'd like some time with my son. 289 00:13:00,779 --> 00:13:02,825 Okay. 290 00:13:02,955 --> 00:13:04,870 Can we talk about this later? 291 00:13:04,957 --> 00:13:06,959 It's my son's birthday. 292 00:13:07,046 --> 00:13:08,439 Later, okay? 293 00:13:11,572 --> 00:13:13,487 Oh, my God, what a bitch. 294 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:18,449 You've been on the trains before, right, Sean? 295 00:13:18,536 --> 00:13:20,233 My dad used to bring me here a lot. 296 00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:21,756 His daddy in San Quentin. 297 00:13:21,887 --> 00:13:23,846 That nigga wouldn't sing on somebody. 298 00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:26,326 - Ooh, shit, he a real one. - Damn, what's that like? 299 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:28,154 Your pops in there doing a bid-bid? 300 00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:29,242 Five years. 301 00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:30,896 He said he was gonna sing, 302 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,202 but he doesn't know all the words. 303 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,073 Hey, he dropping gems. 304 00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:36,597 That's a whole bar. 305 00:13:36,684 --> 00:13:38,643 My uncle Collin did time, too, 306 00:13:38,773 --> 00:13:40,688 and my friend Earl. 307 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:43,996 He did a year and then went back and did six months. 308 00:13:44,127 --> 00:13:45,563 My nigga, your whole family with the shits? 309 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,043 Yep, lots of shits. 310 00:13:47,173 --> 00:13:49,262 Who wants to sit in the back? 311 00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,612 We not finna ride. We finna smoke. 312 00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:53,049 Hey, go ride the train, though. 313 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:54,615 We'll be here when you get back. 314 00:13:54,746 --> 00:13:55,573 Okay. 315 00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:59,838 Hello, young man. You riding the train? 316 00:13:59,969 --> 00:14:02,580 Got any money? Ha. Just kidding with you. 317 00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:05,017 I want you stay on the train. No getting off the train. 318 00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:06,845 If the train slows down, I want you to speed up. 319 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,368 Keep your feet in. 320 00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:09,761 If you see a giraffe, don't feed him. 321 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,981 Take any seat you like, all right? 322 00:14:12,111 --> 00:14:13,069 - Yeah. - All right. 323 00:14:13,156 --> 00:14:14,461 - Say "all aboard." - All aboard. 324 00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,028 Let's go! All aboard! 325 00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,769 We got a customer! 326 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,299 You could've sat in the front. 327 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,387 ♪ N-n-niggas think they slick But I'm game, though ♪ 328 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,302 ♪ Fuck that nigga, make him do Just what I say so ♪ 329 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:14,043 ♪ Hey, you were that bitch ♪ 330 00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:15,740 ♪ We gave her back 'Cause she a lame ho ♪ 331 00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,394 ♪ Hey, she on the block Ran it up like it's apparel ♪ 332 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,613 ♪ Sorry, it's just lyin' Got the stick ♪ 333 00:15:19,787 --> 00:15:22,181 ♪ I apologize, I ain't mean To take your bitch ♪ 334 00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:24,227 ♪ You can take the money Spend it all and then I gig ♪ 335 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,969 ♪ Have 'em shut it down I need it all ♪ 336 00:15:41,113 --> 00:15:43,028 He can't even sneak a bug song in? 337 00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,900 Not even "La Cucaracha"? 338 00:15:46,031 --> 00:15:48,164 Yo, who the fuck are you texting? 339 00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,340 Yo, why are you on me so hard, okay? 340 00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:52,211 I'm over here just chi-- 341 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:56,389 Oh, look, your brother made it. 342 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,652 Oh, absolutely not. 343 00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:06,269 - Ashley, are you okay-- - Not right now, Rainey. 344 00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:15,495 I just want to say happy birthday to my nephew. 345 00:16:15,582 --> 00:16:17,889 No, you fucked all that up. 346 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:19,456 Ash, come on, I just want to give him this present. 347 00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:21,153 Who even told you we were here? 348 00:16:21,284 --> 00:16:22,372 Get back in your car, 349 00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:24,200 and fuck off now before he sees you! 350 00:16:24,287 --> 00:16:26,898 - Ash, come on-- - I said leave! 351 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,160 Now! 352 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,383 - Uh-oh. - She's terrifying. 353 00:16:33,513 --> 00:16:36,821 Miles and Ashley have that similar "grr," you know? 354 00:16:36,951 --> 00:16:37,996 Here she comes. 355 00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:40,868 Cake is here. 356 00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:43,480 Oh, great. 357 00:16:43,610 --> 00:16:45,612 - Uh-oh. - Fuck, Nancy. 358 00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:48,224 It's supposed to be a scraper cake--a car with big rims. 359 00:16:48,354 --> 00:16:50,356 This is a skater cake. It's supposed to--Fuck! 360 00:16:50,487 --> 00:16:52,663 I told them scraper cake. Don't you bark at me. 361 00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,447 - It's still transportation. - It's fine. 362 00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:55,927 Every--everything is fine. 363 00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,233 Thank you. 364 00:16:59,322 --> 00:17:00,714 Okay, what the fuck was that all about? 365 00:17:00,801 --> 00:17:02,194 Nothing, okay? Nothing. 366 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,849 How the fuck did he know where we were? 367 00:17:04,979 --> 00:17:06,416 Well, I mean, he hit me for the address. 368 00:17:06,546 --> 00:17:08,244 He's your brother, Ash! 369 00:17:08,374 --> 00:17:10,463 Oh, Janelle, don't tell him shit about my life, okay? 370 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,074 Ever! And the cake is wrong! 371 00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,555 What the fuck? 372 00:17:15,686 --> 00:17:17,209 Hey, guys! 373 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:18,689 Where's my son? 374 00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,417 Hey, what's going on? 375 00:18:02,428 --> 00:18:04,517 Hello? 376 00:18:10,567 --> 00:18:12,873 Hello? 377 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:21,404 Anybody out there? 378 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,369 What are we gonna do, Thizzly? 379 00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:38,872 How many tickles does it take to make an octopus giggle? 380 00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,178 I don't know. 381 00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,833 Ten tickles! 382 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,184 Hey, get over here! 383 00:19:46,315 --> 00:19:48,404 Are you high right now? Look at me! 384 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,275 Hey, Ashley, chill! 385 00:19:50,406 --> 00:19:52,799 Your kids went to get high in the woods and lost my son. 386 00:19:52,886 --> 00:19:54,932 Y'all lucky I don't kill their asses. 387 00:19:55,062 --> 00:19:56,629 Has anyone seen Sean? 388 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,631 Ugh! 389 00:19:58,718 --> 00:19:59,937 Man, what-- 390 00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:01,112 Hey, this one out here go out 391 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,244 to a very, very special ladybug. 392 00:20:02,374 --> 00:20:03,810 Y'all feel-- 393 00:20:03,897 --> 00:20:05,116 - Give me that. Move. - Shit, nigga. Damn. 394 00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:07,814 Sean! 395 00:20:07,901 --> 00:20:10,252 Shit. No, fuck it. 396 00:20:10,382 --> 00:20:13,429 Sean? Has anyone seen Sean? 397 00:20:13,559 --> 00:20:14,865 Hey, sing Doja Cat. 398 00:20:14,995 --> 00:20:16,780 I'm not singing. It's the stupid Auto-Tune. 399 00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:18,390 Y'all, I need your help. 400 00:20:18,521 --> 00:20:21,480 Those high-ass kids over there lost my son, 401 00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,917 and I need y'all to help me find him. 402 00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:25,223 Stop accusing my kids. 403 00:20:25,354 --> 00:20:27,878 They're all high, Craig! 404 00:20:28,008 --> 00:20:30,054 Okay, okay, everybody, let's just all gather round, okay? 405 00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:31,490 And we figure out what the fuck happened 406 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:32,622 to baby boy, all right? 407 00:20:32,752 --> 00:20:34,232 I don't need you to be nice cop right now. 408 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:36,713 They are not supposed to be high 409 00:20:36,843 --> 00:20:39,455 losing kids that they agreed to watch! 410 00:20:39,585 --> 00:20:40,847 He's probably on the train, right? 411 00:20:40,978 --> 00:20:43,067 - Mm-hmm. - Sean! 412 00:20:43,197 --> 00:20:44,503 Oh, oh, oh, there he is. 413 00:20:54,121 --> 00:20:56,385 Baby! Oh, my God. 414 00:20:58,125 --> 00:21:00,389 I thought I lost you, baby. 415 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,086 Mom, you've really got to cool out. 416 00:21:02,216 --> 00:21:04,871 Yeah, yeah. Okay, it's fine. 417 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,047 We found Sean, the birthday boy. 418 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,441 Okay, go to Janelle, by the carousel, 419 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,051 nowhere else. 420 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,314 Oh, Trish! 421 00:21:12,444 --> 00:21:14,403 What the hell is that? 422 00:21:14,533 --> 00:21:17,710 Did someone order a plane-ñata? 423 00:21:17,841 --> 00:21:19,669 That is not a plane. 424 00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:22,759 Uh, technically, a rocket ship becomes a spaceship, 425 00:21:22,889 --> 00:21:24,413 then eventually becomes a plane on its way back. 426 00:21:24,543 --> 00:21:25,631 - Okay, whatever the fuck. - So... 427 00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:28,112 All right, guys! It's time to do the piñata! 428 00:21:28,242 --> 00:21:29,635 Everything is okay! 429 00:21:33,422 --> 00:21:35,511 All right, everyone! 430 00:21:35,641 --> 00:21:39,471 Let's give a round of applause for the birthday boy! 431 00:21:39,602 --> 00:21:41,908 Yay, piñata! 432 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:44,476 Trish, can you hang up this piñata 433 00:21:44,607 --> 00:21:47,087 before these parents eat me alive, please? 434 00:21:47,174 --> 00:21:49,046 I don't--I don't got no string. 435 00:21:49,176 --> 00:21:51,048 Trish, how do you not have anything for the piñata? 436 00:21:51,178 --> 00:21:53,485 What the fuck are we supposed to do? 437 00:21:53,616 --> 00:21:55,139 - She about to lose it. - I'm fine! 438 00:21:55,269 --> 00:21:56,749 Hey, baby. 439 00:21:56,880 --> 00:21:58,316 Y'all need string? 440 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:00,579 Hey babe, what are you doing here? 441 00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:02,407 Oh! 442 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,496 You know, I'm here with B-K-E-O. 443 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:05,845 The Black Kite Enthusiasts of Oakland. 444 00:22:05,932 --> 00:22:08,152 - Oh. - I can fly! 445 00:22:08,282 --> 00:22:10,415 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run it out. Run it out. 446 00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,199 We just some kite niggas blowing in the wind. 447 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:13,940 Yeah. 448 00:22:14,071 --> 00:22:15,507 - Hello, Eric. - Oh, what up, Trish? 449 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:17,335 Hey, but check me out. 450 00:22:17,466 --> 00:22:19,250 I always keep an extra spool, in case shit get loose. 451 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:21,078 Let me throw a little nautical knot on y'all Enterprise, 452 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,472 put that thing in orbit. 453 00:22:23,602 --> 00:22:24,690 You're our hero. 454 00:22:24,821 --> 00:22:26,649 Okay, great. 455 00:22:26,779 --> 00:22:28,738 Let's do this! 456 00:22:28,868 --> 00:22:31,088 Fucking Cuddie. 457 00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:05,661 Hell, no. 458 00:24:05,791 --> 00:24:06,879 Put them balls back. 459 00:24:07,010 --> 00:24:07,880 Don't put that in your mouth. 460 00:24:08,011 --> 00:24:09,316 What the fuck, Ashley? 461 00:24:18,456 --> 00:24:20,850 Welcome back to the ordeal. 462 00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:23,374 Nine months later, we live in splintered fictions. 463 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:24,984 Motherfuckers got me twisted, 464 00:24:25,071 --> 00:24:26,682 and I'm seconds from splitting wigs, 465 00:24:26,769 --> 00:24:28,771 just wishing I could find my center. 466 00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:30,642 Mommin' us through this frigid winter. 467 00:24:30,773 --> 00:24:33,427 Yeah, we daunted by this wicked weather. 468 00:24:33,558 --> 00:24:36,474 Trauma at the spine. Like a gun, I'm fully cocked. 469 00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:37,649 We got five to run. 470 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:39,216 Barely survived one, 471 00:24:39,346 --> 00:24:40,739 and I'm in it thick as thieves 472 00:24:40,870 --> 00:24:41,914 with this coven runnin' reckless. 473 00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:43,699 And I fear the mess is swarming 474 00:24:43,786 --> 00:24:45,527 like a storm that's bound to come. 475 00:25:07,766 --> 00:25:09,551 Pretty good haul, huh, kid? 476 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,381 Did you have a good birthday? 477 00:25:14,512 --> 00:25:17,428 Yo, turning seven is crazy, 478 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,562 and I'm with the shits now. 479 00:25:20,692 --> 00:25:22,346 Oh, okay. 480 00:25:22,476 --> 00:25:25,175 Well, uh, we'll deal with that tomorrow. 481 00:25:25,305 --> 00:25:27,090 Wait, wait, wait, this is all for one child? 482 00:25:36,708 --> 00:25:39,015 Can we clear the air about earlier? 483 00:25:39,145 --> 00:25:40,886 I think we can have a simple conversation. You and I can-- 484 00:25:41,017 --> 00:25:42,366 Rainey, I have not been with him in nine months. 485 00:25:42,496 --> 00:25:43,585 Can you just back off? 486 00:25:45,717 --> 00:25:47,893 Sure. 487 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,852 I will back off. 488 00:25:53,507 --> 00:25:55,814 I'd like to leave you with a thought. 489 00:25:55,901 --> 00:25:57,686 Must you? 490 00:25:57,816 --> 00:25:59,165 I must. 491 00:25:59,296 --> 00:26:02,429 Things are tough. I get that. 492 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,955 You're not the first mom to mom through some bullshit, Ashley. 493 00:26:06,085 --> 00:26:07,783 Everybody supports you. 494 00:26:07,913 --> 00:26:10,307 Everybody feels for you, 495 00:26:10,394 --> 00:26:12,004 but everybody might not want to be around you 496 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:13,266 if you keep this up. 497 00:26:13,397 --> 00:26:15,747 For Sean, for my sake, 498 00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:18,794 you could stand to be a little less mean 499 00:26:18,924 --> 00:26:21,318 and a little more fun. 500 00:26:27,585 --> 00:26:30,066 I'm fun! 501 00:26:30,153 --> 00:26:32,677 You think you're fun? 502 00:26:39,075 --> 00:26:41,904 Oh, my God. 503 00:26:42,034 --> 00:26:43,296 Earl. 504 00:26:45,255 --> 00:26:47,300 Uh, come in. Come in. 505 00:26:52,784 --> 00:26:54,917 Earl! 506 00:26:55,047 --> 00:26:58,181 Hey, what's up, bud? Happy birthday. 507 00:26:58,311 --> 00:27:00,096 We missed you, man. 508 00:27:00,226 --> 00:27:02,925 Wait. Why didn't you come to my birthday party? 509 00:27:03,055 --> 00:27:05,318 Oh, uh... 510 00:27:05,405 --> 00:27:07,843 I just been working through some stuff, 511 00:27:07,973 --> 00:27:11,498 but, look, I got you a present, you know what I'm saying? 512 00:27:11,629 --> 00:27:14,719 Open it up. Open up, open, open, open. 513 00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,461 Yeah. It's for keeping bugs in. 514 00:27:17,591 --> 00:27:19,202 Wow. Thanks, bruh. 515 00:27:19,332 --> 00:27:21,378 What? "Bruh"? 516 00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:22,945 Who you calling bruh? 517 00:27:23,075 --> 00:27:25,077 You're not that old yet. 518 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:26,600 You ain't gonna call me no bruh. 519 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,254 - No! - But you can be a bruh-- 520 00:27:28,385 --> 00:27:29,691 - a bruh-rrito. - No! 521 00:27:29,821 --> 00:27:31,693 I will never be somebody's burrito! 522 00:27:31,823 --> 00:27:33,825 - No! - A bruh-taco, 523 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:35,261 - a bruh-tato chip. - Never! 524 00:27:35,392 --> 00:27:37,699 I'll never be your bruh-taco! 525 00:27:37,829 --> 00:27:39,222 No! 526 00:27:41,441 --> 00:27:43,922 I'm fun. 527 00:27:46,011 --> 00:27:48,405 Right? 528 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:53,584 ♪ Airplanes, trains And automobiles ♪ 529 00:27:53,758 --> 00:27:56,848 ♪ Airplanes, trains And automobiles ♪ 530 00:27:56,935 --> 00:27:59,851 ♪ Airplanes, trains And automobiles ♪ 531 00:28:00,025 --> 00:28:03,028 ♪ Airplanes, trains And automobiles ♪ 532 00:28:03,202 --> 00:28:06,249 ♪ Airplanes, trains And automobiles ♪ 533 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:09,208 ♪ Airplanes, trains And automobiles ♪ 534 00:28:09,382 --> 00:28:12,516 ♪ Airplanes, trains And automobiles ♪ 535 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:15,432 ♪ Airplanes, trains And automobiles ♪ 536 00:28:15,606 --> 00:28:16,738 ♪ What's up, ma? What's happenin', girl? ♪ 537 00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:18,391 ♪ What's crackin' ♪ 538 00:28:18,565 --> 00:28:19,436 ♪ DJ, play my cut No time to waste ♪ 539 00:28:19,610 --> 00:28:20,567 ♪ There'll be no lackin' ♪ 540 00:28:20,742 --> 00:28:22,265 ♪ I know your kind ♪ 541 00:28:22,439 --> 00:28:23,832 ♪ Fine, so let's cut out All that actin' ♪ 542 00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:25,442 ♪ Weapon concealed, steel ♪ 543 00:28:25,616 --> 00:28:26,617 ♪ You might think I'm pistol packin' ♪ 544 00:28:26,791 --> 00:28:28,358 ♪ But I'm not ♪ 545 00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:30,273 ♪ I just want you To shake it off ♪ 546 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:31,883 ♪ It's getting' hot in here ♪ 547 00:28:32,057 --> 00:28:33,842 ♪ Take off your clothes And break me off ♪ 548 00:28:34,016 --> 00:28:36,540 ♪ I'm not soft, hard like Them lines I be droppin' ♪ 549 00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:38,107 ♪ The party poppin' ♪ 550 00:28:38,281 --> 00:28:39,325 ♪ Let me in you hear me knockin' ♪ 551 00:28:39,499 --> 00:28:40,239 ♪ 'Cause we... ♪