1 00:00:00,757 --> 00:00:03,317 [mantis] Oh, hello. 2 00:00:03,517 --> 00:00:04,907 Let me catch you up with what happened 3 00:00:05,107 --> 00:00:07,017 previously on Blindspotting. 4 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:07,997 [funky music plays] 5 00:00:08,197 --> 00:00:09,347 Bitch! 6 00:00:09,547 --> 00:00:10,867 - [whispering] - Earl! 7 00:00:11,067 --> 00:00:12,997 I got you a present for keeping bugs in. 8 00:00:13,197 --> 00:00:14,527 [Miles] Is your girlfriend 9 00:00:14,727 --> 00:00:15,957 cheating on you with her new boyfriend? 10 00:00:16,157 --> 00:00:16,917 [Earl] Are you gonna tell Jacque 11 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:18,137 you're in love with her? 12 00:00:18,337 --> 00:00:19,007 Don't let nobody steal your joy. 13 00:00:19,207 --> 00:00:20,007 I need to break them up. 14 00:00:20,207 --> 00:00:21,857 I need to break them up. 15 00:00:22,057 --> 00:00:25,617 I may have told Cuddie some disastrous costume advice. 16 00:00:27,397 --> 00:00:29,847 You a pirate, Pare. We kill pirates! 17 00:00:30,047 --> 00:00:31,607 [crowing] 18 00:00:31,807 --> 00:00:33,497 I say this with love, 19 00:00:33,697 --> 00:00:35,937 but y'all are hella stubborn as a family. 20 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:38,267 You are not my sister. 21 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:40,177 Let's make that 1,000% clear. 22 00:00:40,377 --> 00:00:42,007 You are my brother's fucking luggage 23 00:00:42,207 --> 00:00:43,227 that he dropped off here. 24 00:00:43,427 --> 00:00:44,897 Mustafa. 25 00:00:45,097 --> 00:00:46,907 I want you to come back to Bali, be my wife again. 26 00:00:47,107 --> 00:00:48,557 [kid] What the fuck is that? 27 00:00:48,757 --> 00:00:50,037 [Ashley] It's a Thizzly bear. 28 00:00:50,237 --> 00:00:51,387 And his dad made it for him in prison. 29 00:00:51,587 --> 00:00:54,607 Oh, Trish, you stole these for me? 30 00:00:54,807 --> 00:00:56,457 - Do those say Oakland? - Yeah. 31 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,567 - Ooh, I like these. - Thank you. 32 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,027 Fuck, it feels so good to be out 33 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:03,617 doing some normal ass shit, girl. 34 00:01:03,817 --> 00:01:05,157 Can I buy you a drink? 35 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:08,747 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:09,617 --> 00:01:11,277 [Teena] You think I didn't see you in there 37 00:01:11,477 --> 00:01:13,517 kissing that pale-ass nigga? 38 00:01:13,717 --> 00:01:15,797 Looks like you lost an earring. 39 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:22,397 [smooth hip-hop plays] 40 00:01:22,597 --> 00:01:25,327 ♪ ♪ 41 00:01:35,687 --> 00:01:38,547 [dramatic music plays] 42 00:01:38,737 --> 00:01:39,657 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:39,847 --> 00:01:41,237 [Sean] Oh, no, no, no, no! 44 00:01:41,437 --> 00:01:43,067 This can't be happening. 45 00:01:43,267 --> 00:01:44,827 Oh, this is bad. 46 00:01:45,027 --> 00:01:46,487 We're at a full-scale red alert! 47 00:01:46,687 --> 00:01:48,187 The mantises are loose! 48 00:01:48,377 --> 00:01:50,537 Oh, what are we gonna do, Thizzly? 49 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:52,117 - What are we gonna do? - [Thizzly roars] 50 00:01:52,317 --> 00:01:53,777 Mom's gonna kill me. 51 00:01:53,977 --> 00:01:55,037 Oh. 52 00:01:55,237 --> 00:01:57,107 [Stunna] What the fuck is that? 53 00:01:57,307 --> 00:01:59,257 - Bugs! - [roommate] Bugs everywhere! 54 00:01:59,457 --> 00:02:01,087 - [roommate] Shoot 'em! - [all shouting] 55 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:02,107 [Freddy] Where are you guys? 56 00:02:02,307 --> 00:02:03,457 [all shouting] 57 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,287 [roommate] Oh, shit! 58 00:02:05,487 --> 00:02:07,337 - It's on your face! - [grunting] 59 00:02:07,527 --> 00:02:09,617 - [roommate screams] - What is this, Bug's Life? 60 00:02:09,817 --> 00:02:11,137 [all yelling] 61 00:02:11,337 --> 00:02:13,517 Hey, what the hell is Meatfest, anyway? 62 00:02:13,707 --> 00:02:17,427 So Miles' daddy was a two-timing vegan. 63 00:02:17,627 --> 00:02:19,387 And to commemorate cutting his ass off... 64 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:20,567 Right. 65 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:23,367 Rainey started Meatfest, a'ight? 66 00:02:23,567 --> 00:02:25,607 Not a vegetable in the crib. 67 00:02:25,807 --> 00:02:27,787 I'm talking meat only. 68 00:02:27,987 --> 00:02:29,027 You feel me? You dig? 69 00:02:29,227 --> 00:02:31,267 Anyway, that annual tradition 70 00:02:31,467 --> 00:02:33,597 has been going on for... 27 years? 71 00:02:33,797 --> 00:02:36,887 [laughs] Yo, this is a lot of meat. 72 00:02:37,087 --> 00:02:38,627 - [Freddy] Help me out here. - [Stunna] Ow! Fuck. 73 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:43,177 [roommates screaming] 74 00:02:43,367 --> 00:02:45,917 Yo, who's is this? 75 00:02:46,117 --> 00:02:48,397 [Stunna] Oh, shit. Oh, oh! Ooh! 76 00:02:48,597 --> 00:02:50,097 [Freddy] Wait, she's coming! 77 00:02:50,287 --> 00:02:52,547 - [roommates shouting] - [Earl] Oh, hold up. 78 00:02:52,747 --> 00:02:55,297 Hey, y'all, who know where this earring is from? 79 00:02:55,497 --> 00:02:56,317 - [roommate] What? - [roommate] I don't know. 80 00:02:56,517 --> 00:02:57,777 [roommate] Who cares? 81 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:59,467 Oh, this sexy-ass girl I hooked up with 82 00:02:59,667 --> 00:03:01,257 last week at Luka's. 83 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:02,347 [Stunna] Ooh, did you hit that? 84 00:03:02,547 --> 00:03:03,627 [roommate] Fuck yeah, I did. 85 00:03:03,827 --> 00:03:05,607 - [shouting] - Bug queen! 86 00:03:05,807 --> 00:03:07,827 Hey, hey, what she look like? 87 00:03:08,027 --> 00:03:09,267 Fall back. Fall back. 88 00:03:09,467 --> 00:03:10,217 She's powering up her scorpion tail! 89 00:03:10,417 --> 00:03:11,357 Light-skinned Black girl, 90 00:03:11,547 --> 00:03:13,417 big curly hair, big booty. 91 00:03:13,617 --> 00:03:16,597 She has a-a rose tattoo on her shoulder. 92 00:03:16,797 --> 00:03:18,207 She told me her name, but I was hella lit. 93 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:21,167 Uh, Amber? Anika? Alexis? 94 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:24,647 Ashley. Her name is Ashley. 95 00:03:24,847 --> 00:03:26,127 - [bomb whistling] - Fuck! 96 00:03:26,327 --> 00:03:27,627 [explosion] 97 00:03:27,827 --> 00:03:30,547 - [laser gunfire] - [bugs chittering] 98 00:03:30,747 --> 00:03:33,587 [dramatic music plays] 99 00:03:36,147 --> 00:03:38,057 [game narrator] Game over. 100 00:03:38,257 --> 00:03:41,337 [funky music plays] 101 00:03:41,537 --> 00:03:44,057 [muffled music] 102 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:47,207 ♪ ♪ 103 00:03:54,687 --> 00:03:56,397 - Hey. - [guest] Hi, Rainey. 104 00:03:56,597 --> 00:03:58,137 What's that for? 105 00:03:58,337 --> 00:04:00,267 In this house, Trish is surrounded by white people 106 00:04:00,467 --> 00:04:01,817 because of Miles and me. 107 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:03,927 So for the holidays, we decided to cap 108 00:04:04,127 --> 00:04:05,977 the amount of white people allowed at Meatfest. 109 00:04:06,167 --> 00:04:08,297 This year, we're down to six. 110 00:04:08,497 --> 00:04:10,127 I gotta do more to reduce the white footprint. 111 00:04:10,327 --> 00:04:11,847 You do know you're white. 112 00:04:12,047 --> 00:04:13,307 I already clicked one for me. 113 00:04:13,507 --> 00:04:14,937 You better click one for Darrell. 114 00:04:15,137 --> 00:04:15,957 He's coming, right? 115 00:04:16,157 --> 00:04:17,287 Yeah, but he's not white. 116 00:04:17,487 --> 00:04:19,137 He's Chilean-something. 117 00:04:19,337 --> 00:04:20,947 I'm not dating another white guy, 118 00:04:21,147 --> 00:04:22,447 and I'm not going double white in this neighborhood. 119 00:04:22,647 --> 00:04:23,987 He looks white to me. 120 00:04:24,187 --> 00:04:25,597 Why do you think I call him White Darrell? 121 00:04:25,797 --> 00:04:26,997 'Cause he's not Black. 122 00:04:27,197 --> 00:04:28,737 I am not that reductive. 123 00:04:28,937 --> 00:04:31,387 Wait, wait, Rainey, you're dating someone new 124 00:04:31,587 --> 00:04:32,867 and keeping it a secret from us? 125 00:04:33,067 --> 00:04:34,587 I've had, like, two dates with the guy. 126 00:04:34,787 --> 00:04:36,477 Well, if he looks white, he reaps all the benefits 127 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:38,117 of being white, so guess what. 128 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:39,157 He's white. 129 00:04:39,357 --> 00:04:40,307 And that's a fair point. 130 00:04:40,507 --> 00:04:41,787 He's not white like me-white. 131 00:04:41,987 --> 00:04:43,487 Well, show us a picture. 132 00:04:43,687 --> 00:04:46,647 I can't because my phone is in the Be Present basket. 133 00:04:46,847 --> 00:04:48,367 No phones till after dinner. 134 00:04:48,557 --> 00:04:49,977 Did y'all drop your phones in that basket? 135 00:04:50,177 --> 00:04:52,147 - Oh, yeah, yeah. - All right, keep it simple. 136 00:04:52,347 --> 00:04:53,977 Does he go to Blondie's or Fat Slice for pizza? 137 00:04:54,177 --> 00:04:55,327 And don't think. Just answer. 138 00:04:55,527 --> 00:04:56,607 - I think Fat Slice. - He's Black. 139 00:04:56,807 --> 00:04:58,347 No, he's just not Blondie's white. 140 00:04:58,547 --> 00:04:59,937 And Asians go to Blondie's. 141 00:05:00,137 --> 00:05:01,677 Don't be grouping us with white people. 142 00:05:01,877 --> 00:05:03,417 Yellow Peril supports Black Power. 143 00:05:03,617 --> 00:05:05,447 Well, bring the Asians to Fat Slice. 144 00:05:05,647 --> 00:05:08,017 No, go to Graffiti Pizza. A Black woman owns that. 145 00:05:08,207 --> 00:05:09,597 [Marty] Don't be grouping all us Asians together. 146 00:05:09,797 --> 00:05:11,337 - I'm Taiwanese. - Yeah. 147 00:05:11,537 --> 00:05:13,997 [together] Not to be mistaken for mainland China. 148 00:05:14,197 --> 00:05:16,047 I know, babe. [chuckles] 149 00:05:16,237 --> 00:05:17,787 Does Darrell use a washcloth 150 00:05:17,987 --> 00:05:19,347 - or a naked bar of soap? - [Rainey] I don't know. 151 00:05:19,547 --> 00:05:20,527 I haven't showered with him yet. 152 00:05:20,727 --> 00:05:22,267 - [Nancy] Oh. - Okay. 153 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:24,207 [laughter] 154 00:05:24,397 --> 00:05:26,087 - Ashley! - [door slams] 155 00:05:28,957 --> 00:05:31,687 [suspenseful music plays] 156 00:05:31,887 --> 00:05:34,747 ♪ ♪ 157 00:05:37,967 --> 00:05:40,027 [Ashley] Oh, fuck. No, no, no, no, no. 158 00:05:40,227 --> 00:05:41,367 No, no, no, no, no, no. 159 00:05:41,567 --> 00:05:42,987 - Mommy! Mommy-- - [Ashley] No! Shh, shh. 160 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:45,677 - Shut up. Shut up. - [Trish grunting] 161 00:05:45,877 --> 00:05:48,027 Let me go, you bitch! 162 00:05:48,227 --> 00:05:49,817 Okay! Okay, okay, okay. 163 00:05:50,017 --> 00:05:51,097 Listen to me. It's not what you think. 164 00:05:51,297 --> 00:05:53,187 You fucking ho-ass, trick-ass-- 165 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:54,407 No, no, no, no, no. It was nothing. 166 00:05:54,607 --> 00:05:55,817 Just let me explain. 167 00:05:56,017 --> 00:05:56,927 Bitch, you cheated on my brother 168 00:05:57,127 --> 00:05:58,757 while he is in prison. 169 00:05:58,957 --> 00:06:00,567 You his wife, Ash! 170 00:06:00,767 --> 00:06:03,527 Ooh, I cannot wait to tell everyone. 171 00:06:03,727 --> 00:06:05,487 - You are fucking done. - I-I-I just-- 172 00:06:05,687 --> 00:06:07,007 Hey, what up, y'all? 173 00:06:07,207 --> 00:06:08,547 - [all greeting] - Spice King and his thang. 174 00:06:08,747 --> 00:06:10,187 What's good with y'all? 175 00:06:10,387 --> 00:06:11,667 [person] Hope you got them hot wings. 176 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:12,967 Oh, look, baby, No Phones Be Present. 177 00:06:13,167 --> 00:06:14,097 - You dig this? - [June] I love it. 178 00:06:14,297 --> 00:06:16,337 Earl, I'm so glad you're here. 179 00:06:16,537 --> 00:06:18,717 There's a code red emergency. I need your help. 180 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:20,307 Trish is here already? 181 00:06:20,497 --> 00:06:22,677 I have no idea. But the bug terrarium broke. 182 00:06:22,877 --> 00:06:24,457 What? 183 00:06:24,657 --> 00:06:27,327 I used my mom's Amazon to buy praying mantis eggs, 184 00:06:27,527 --> 00:06:28,897 and then they all hatched. 185 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:30,027 And then they escaped. 186 00:06:30,227 --> 00:06:32,077 Oh, shit. 187 00:06:32,277 --> 00:06:33,447 Meet me in my room. 188 00:06:33,647 --> 00:06:35,167 You can bring your friend. 189 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:36,947 It's not-- she has so much going on-- 190 00:06:37,147 --> 00:06:38,867 What are you waiting for? Come on. 191 00:06:39,067 --> 00:06:40,107 [Earl] Okay, I gotta put this meat in-- 192 00:06:40,307 --> 00:06:41,257 [guest] Hey, what up, E? 193 00:06:41,457 --> 00:06:42,907 Hey, hey, man, what's up? 194 00:06:43,107 --> 00:06:44,737 No, I said, "Why are they bugging me?" 195 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,867 We didn't say nothing about no bugs. 196 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:50,097 [Ashley] Trish, I'ma need you just to be quiet, okay? 197 00:06:50,297 --> 00:06:52,317 And I need you to keep it between us. 198 00:06:52,507 --> 00:06:54,247 Oh, do you? 199 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,187 Well, Earl knows 200 00:06:56,387 --> 00:06:59,297 because your side meat is his fucking roommate! 201 00:06:59,497 --> 00:07:01,427 Now I'm 'bout to tell my mama. 202 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:04,407 He is not my fucking side meat! Fuck! 203 00:07:04,607 --> 00:07:06,387 I just-I just need you 204 00:07:06,587 --> 00:07:07,787 to give me a chance to figure it out, okay? 205 00:07:07,987 --> 00:07:09,657 I am begging you. 206 00:07:09,857 --> 00:07:12,287 Fuck you, Ashley. 207 00:07:12,487 --> 00:07:13,587 We trusted you. 208 00:07:15,717 --> 00:07:16,987 Ma! 209 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:19,797 Fucking Christ. Just--fine! Fine. 210 00:07:19,997 --> 00:07:21,447 But if you tell her, I will tell Jacque 211 00:07:21,647 --> 00:07:22,627 that you are in love with her and that you tried 212 00:07:22,827 --> 00:07:24,327 to sabotage Cuddie. 213 00:07:24,517 --> 00:07:27,237 [funky music plays in background] 214 00:07:27,437 --> 00:07:29,567 ♪ ♪ 215 00:07:29,767 --> 00:07:32,437 [scoffs] Wow. 216 00:07:32,637 --> 00:07:35,207 Wow! Okay. 217 00:07:35,407 --> 00:07:37,877 Just leave it alone until after Meatfest, okay? 218 00:07:38,077 --> 00:07:39,337 And I will tell Rainey myself. 219 00:07:39,537 --> 00:07:41,017 Trish, you're on duty. 220 00:07:41,217 --> 00:07:43,147 You know what to do. White cap is six. 221 00:07:43,347 --> 00:07:44,957 We're at three now, including me. 222 00:07:45,147 --> 00:07:46,717 Is everything all right? 223 00:07:46,917 --> 00:07:48,567 Yeah, just hungry for that meat. 224 00:07:48,767 --> 00:07:50,837 [scoffs] Ain't that the truth. 225 00:07:53,237 --> 00:07:56,017 Fuck you, you lumberjack-looking bitch. 226 00:08:00,027 --> 00:08:01,857 [whispering] Fuck you. 227 00:08:02,057 --> 00:08:03,967 Dumbass fucking bitch. 228 00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:05,387 [Earl] How could they all have escaped? 229 00:08:05,587 --> 00:08:07,497 I'm seven. 230 00:08:07,697 --> 00:08:10,307 Okay, how many mantises are we talking about here? 231 00:08:10,507 --> 00:08:11,867 At least ten. 232 00:08:12,067 --> 00:08:14,877 But they kept on hatching, so could be more. 233 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:18,047 My God, a whole congregation of mantises. 234 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,607 Okay, Sean, we got you. 235 00:08:22,477 --> 00:08:23,517 [Janelle] I'm off to check on Sean. 236 00:08:23,707 --> 00:08:25,037 This is our secret. 237 00:08:25,237 --> 00:08:26,537 [Janelle] Baby boy. 238 00:08:26,737 --> 00:08:28,687 Oh, shit, what the-- 239 00:08:28,887 --> 00:08:29,997 oh. 240 00:08:30,197 --> 00:08:32,307 Hi, Earl. 241 00:08:32,507 --> 00:08:33,717 - You must be June. - [June] Mm-hmm. 242 00:08:33,917 --> 00:08:35,637 I'm Janelle. It's nice to meet you. 243 00:08:35,837 --> 00:08:37,937 It's nice to meet you. 244 00:08:38,137 --> 00:08:39,837 - No Mustafa? - [Janelle] Uh, no. 245 00:08:40,037 --> 00:08:41,987 He had to go back to Bali to take care of his daughter. 246 00:08:42,187 --> 00:08:43,767 - My fiancé. - Oh, fiancé, not divorcée? 247 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:45,297 She said fiancé. 248 00:08:45,497 --> 00:08:46,647 - Future fiancé. - [Earl] Okay, fiancé. 249 00:08:46,847 --> 00:08:48,367 We're just excited to meet your... 250 00:08:48,567 --> 00:08:50,017 [both] Future fiancé. 251 00:08:50,217 --> 00:08:52,757 Stop saying fiancé! 252 00:08:52,957 --> 00:08:54,737 Sean's bugs got loose. Now his ass is on the line. 253 00:08:54,937 --> 00:08:56,177 - [Sean] Earl! - Oh! 254 00:08:56,377 --> 00:08:57,977 You told! 255 00:08:58,177 --> 00:09:00,567 Yeah, but we need all the help we can get. 256 00:09:00,767 --> 00:09:02,547 I don't know what the hell you got bugs for, anyway. 257 00:09:02,747 --> 00:09:04,057 Ashley ain't never heard of a dog? 258 00:09:04,257 --> 00:09:06,087 Just find them before Mom sees. 259 00:09:07,307 --> 00:09:08,797 And boom. 260 00:09:08,997 --> 00:09:10,447 - Oh. - Oh, nice. 261 00:09:10,647 --> 00:09:12,017 - Now that's good-- - Pace yourself. 262 00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:14,217 Just remember to save room for the pig. 263 00:09:14,417 --> 00:09:15,917 [Scotty] But he wanted me to move to Nice, 264 00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:17,547 and I said that's out of the question. 265 00:09:17,747 --> 00:09:19,377 Oh, my goodness. 266 00:09:19,567 --> 00:09:20,937 - Oh, hey Miss Tammy. - [Tammy] Hey, baby. 267 00:09:21,137 --> 00:09:22,547 Oh, a teardrop earring looks good on you, honey. 268 00:09:22,747 --> 00:09:24,117 - [laughs] - [Tammy] Thank you, sugar! 269 00:09:24,317 --> 00:09:25,817 Oh, there you are. 270 00:09:26,017 --> 00:09:27,947 Oh, God, you look like shit. 271 00:09:28,147 --> 00:09:29,557 [Ashley whimpers] 272 00:09:29,757 --> 00:09:31,947 Oh, okay, uh... 273 00:09:32,147 --> 00:09:34,687 okay, what is wrong? 274 00:09:34,887 --> 00:09:36,647 Uh, excuse me! 275 00:09:36,847 --> 00:09:38,217 - I messed up, okay? - Okay. 276 00:09:38,417 --> 00:09:39,897 Last week, I went to a bar and we had drinks 277 00:09:40,097 --> 00:09:40,847 and there was music and dancing, 278 00:09:41,047 --> 00:09:42,587 and then I kissed someone. 279 00:09:42,787 --> 00:09:43,877 And it doesn't-- it doesn't mean anything. 280 00:09:44,077 --> 00:09:45,227 But--but Trish found out, 281 00:09:45,427 --> 00:09:46,727 and now she wants to tell Rainey. 282 00:09:46,927 --> 00:09:47,987 Look, don't worry. 283 00:09:48,187 --> 00:09:49,797 I kissed two guys today already. 284 00:09:49,997 --> 00:09:51,357 It's the holidays. 285 00:09:51,557 --> 00:09:54,017 - That's not the same! - Mm. 286 00:09:54,217 --> 00:09:57,367 Yo, I don't know what this shit will do to my family. 287 00:09:57,567 --> 00:09:58,977 But I have to do what's right, right? 288 00:09:59,177 --> 00:10:00,937 Oh God, my heart. 289 00:10:01,137 --> 00:10:03,247 Who's gonna be couple goals for Cuddie and me now, 290 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:04,807 Steph and Ayesha? 291 00:10:05,007 --> 00:10:06,467 Girl, you know I can't cook. 292 00:10:06,667 --> 00:10:09,927 How are you making this about Cuddie right now? 293 00:10:10,127 --> 00:10:12,377 I mean, they were kind of goals, you know? 294 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:13,777 [Scotty] Does she have any proof? 295 00:10:13,977 --> 00:10:15,077 Yes, she has one of my earrings. 296 00:10:15,277 --> 00:10:16,367 So what? 297 00:10:16,567 --> 00:10:17,557 So she has one and you have one. 298 00:10:17,757 --> 00:10:19,107 They cancel each other out, 299 00:10:19,307 --> 00:10:21,737 like that time I had a threesome with my ex. 300 00:10:21,937 --> 00:10:23,827 Okay, this-this- this isn't helping. 301 00:10:24,027 --> 00:10:25,047 Wake up, bitch. 302 00:10:25,247 --> 00:10:26,807 It's your word against hers. 303 00:10:27,007 --> 00:10:28,487 And let's face it, she is a lot, 304 00:10:28,687 --> 00:10:31,007 like Kirstie Alley on Twitter. 305 00:10:31,207 --> 00:10:32,187 - Have you followed that bitch? - [Ashley] No. 306 00:10:32,387 --> 00:10:33,797 Honey, she has lost her damn mind. 307 00:10:33,997 --> 00:10:36,407 She's always lounging in her pajamas. 308 00:10:36,607 --> 00:10:40,567 Okay, so, um, what- what do I say, that- that she's lying? 309 00:10:40,757 --> 00:10:42,547 I should just tell, right? 310 00:10:42,737 --> 00:10:44,307 It's my word against hers. 311 00:10:44,507 --> 00:10:46,157 I don't think that's gonna be enough. 312 00:10:46,357 --> 00:10:47,697 Who else knows? 313 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,117 [Ashley] Earl knows! 314 00:10:49,317 --> 00:10:50,767 Well, what are you doing talking to me? 315 00:10:50,967 --> 00:10:52,897 You need to go make sure he shuts his trap. 316 00:10:53,097 --> 00:10:54,317 Yeah, you- you're right. Here. 317 00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:55,357 - Oh. - Here, here, here. 318 00:10:55,557 --> 00:10:56,777 Find Earl. Find Earl. Oh-- 319 00:10:56,977 --> 00:10:59,607 And find wine. Find wine. Find wine. 320 00:10:59,807 --> 00:11:01,407 Rainey, my angel. 321 00:11:01,607 --> 00:11:03,717 Oh, I hate that bitch so fucking much! 322 00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:05,197 [Scotty] Can I get some more wine? 323 00:11:05,397 --> 00:11:06,807 [Rainey] I have wine. 324 00:11:07,007 --> 00:11:08,287 [whimpers] 325 00:11:08,487 --> 00:11:10,387 Get your own damn plate, Trish! 326 00:11:13,437 --> 00:11:15,137 All right, Earl, where you at? 327 00:11:15,337 --> 00:11:16,747 Earl. 328 00:11:16,947 --> 00:11:19,647 [Western showdown music plays] 329 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,707 ♪ ♪ 330 00:11:27,757 --> 00:11:29,147 [mouthing words] Fuck you. 331 00:11:33,107 --> 00:11:35,027 Trish? I'm Leah. 332 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,157 Sean goes to school with my son. 333 00:11:36,357 --> 00:11:38,167 Ooh, that's four. 334 00:11:38,367 --> 00:11:39,247 You lucky you here early. 335 00:11:39,447 --> 00:11:40,427 A- actually, can you help? 336 00:11:40,627 --> 00:11:41,997 I have another tray in my car. 337 00:11:42,197 --> 00:11:45,407 Ugh, this-- this is why there's a cap. 338 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:46,667 Where's your car at, Miss Daisy? 339 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:48,077 It's right out front, yeah. 340 00:11:54,037 --> 00:11:55,047 [Earl whispering] Okay. 341 00:11:55,247 --> 00:11:57,007 Oh, wait. Wait. 342 00:11:57,207 --> 00:11:59,037 Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. 343 00:11:59,227 --> 00:12:02,257 Okay, just-just follow me right in here. 344 00:12:02,447 --> 00:12:04,977 Oh. 345 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,107 - [Ashley] Earl. - Oh! 346 00:12:07,307 --> 00:12:08,977 I know you know, Earl. 347 00:12:09,177 --> 00:12:10,437 And just when you think you have things under control, 348 00:12:10,637 --> 00:12:11,867 boom, this happens. 349 00:12:12,067 --> 00:12:13,107 Things happen. 350 00:12:13,307 --> 00:12:14,327 And I know you know. 351 00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:16,267 And now you know I know you know. 352 00:12:16,467 --> 00:12:17,767 I don't know anything. 353 00:12:17,967 --> 00:12:19,287 I know who your roommate is. 354 00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:20,897 - Oh! - I fucked up. 355 00:12:21,097 --> 00:12:22,537 But it's not what you think it is, 356 00:12:22,737 --> 00:12:24,517 so I'ma need you to keep it to yourself for a day. 357 00:12:24,717 --> 00:12:27,037 No worries. I'm- I'm a vault. 358 00:12:27,237 --> 00:12:29,517 They call me voûte suisse. 359 00:12:29,717 --> 00:12:30,647 Okay? 360 00:12:30,847 --> 00:12:34,287 It's French for Swiss vault. 361 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,487 Okay, well, this is English for "Shh!" 362 00:12:36,677 --> 00:12:37,877 - Please. - Okay. 363 00:12:38,077 --> 00:12:40,657 - S'il vous plaît. - Okay. 364 00:12:40,857 --> 00:12:43,527 [both laughing forcefully] 365 00:12:46,357 --> 00:12:49,187 [chuckling] All right. 366 00:12:49,387 --> 00:12:52,307 [whispering] Oh, baby, my sweet. 367 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:55,277 We almost got caught. Oh. 368 00:13:00,717 --> 00:13:03,527 [tense music plays] 369 00:13:03,727 --> 00:13:06,587 ♪ ♪ 370 00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:17,567 [exhales] 371 00:13:17,767 --> 00:13:20,007 You're cute, like a little alien. 372 00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:21,067 - [Trish] Earl. - Oh! Oh! 373 00:13:21,267 --> 00:13:23,007 Gotta get out this hallway. 374 00:13:23,207 --> 00:13:25,137 I need you to come help me tell my mom about Ashley now, 375 00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:26,707 'cause a nigga needs a witness. 376 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,647 What? No. This is between you two. 377 00:13:28,847 --> 00:13:30,317 Did Ashley get to you? 378 00:13:30,517 --> 00:13:32,277 Are you really on her side with this bullshit? 379 00:13:32,477 --> 00:13:33,927 No, I'm not on any side of anything. 380 00:13:34,127 --> 00:13:35,537 I'm-I'm Switzerland. 381 00:13:35,737 --> 00:13:36,757 Nigga, fuck Switzerland. 382 00:13:36,957 --> 00:13:38,477 Look, all I know is hearsay. 383 00:13:38,677 --> 00:13:39,807 Okay, I heard nothing. I know nothing. 384 00:13:40,007 --> 00:13:41,377 I saw a earring. I seen so many earrings. 385 00:13:41,577 --> 00:13:43,487 You have earrings on right now. 386 00:13:43,687 --> 00:13:44,917 Why the fuck you covering up your cup for? 387 00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:46,597 You think I'ma fucking poison you? 388 00:13:46,797 --> 00:13:49,907 This just how I--a drink that I've been drinking 389 00:13:50,107 --> 00:13:52,767 that is a drink... that I drink. 390 00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,897 It's good etiquette at a party to cover your drink. 391 00:13:58,507 --> 00:14:01,947 Silence is violence, Earl. 392 00:14:03,557 --> 00:14:06,337 Silence is violence. 393 00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:09,007 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 394 00:14:09,207 --> 00:14:11,207 Yeah. 395 00:14:11,407 --> 00:14:12,797 You- you talkin' and you being vi-- 396 00:14:12,997 --> 00:14:14,257 Silence is motherfuckin' violence. 397 00:14:14,457 --> 00:14:15,397 [Earl] Oh, okay. 398 00:14:20,927 --> 00:14:22,107 [clears throat] 399 00:14:22,307 --> 00:14:26,227 Yep, just in the hallway drinking. 400 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:28,917 [whispering] June, talk to him. Talk to him. 401 00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:31,767 Wow, where did you get those little-little micro links? 402 00:14:31,967 --> 00:14:33,907 Well, you know what? Enjoy that. 403 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,207 - Ah! Okay. - Here you go. 404 00:14:36,407 --> 00:14:38,237 Where'd you meet this guy? 405 00:14:38,437 --> 00:14:39,977 Gilroy Garlic Festival. 406 00:14:40,177 --> 00:14:42,067 [Dauntes] White as cocaine. 407 00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:43,697 [Nancy] Hey, I go there every year. 408 00:14:43,897 --> 00:14:46,657 They got one hell of a sorbet. Garlic Sherb. 409 00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:48,467 Ooh, does he check out them thick-ass mannequins 410 00:14:48,657 --> 00:14:49,877 at Eastmont Mall? 411 00:14:50,077 --> 00:14:51,247 I don't know. Should I take him? 412 00:14:51,447 --> 00:14:52,267 Has he been to Sweet Jimmy's yet? 413 00:14:52,467 --> 00:14:54,167 Now, that's a dead giveaway. 414 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,017 Does he know any of those commercials off of Soul Beat? 415 00:14:56,217 --> 00:14:57,927 Ask him if he knows what a chitloaf is. 416 00:14:58,127 --> 00:14:59,607 You ask him when he gets here. 417 00:14:59,807 --> 00:15:01,647 How am I supposed to know all this off two dates? 418 00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,937 - It's a loaf of chitlins. - [laughter] 419 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:05,457 Tried to get that commercial out of my mind, 420 00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:08,327 but I can't, even after all this time. 421 00:15:08,527 --> 00:15:10,417 - Mm-mm. - Shoot, Darrell's late. 422 00:15:10,617 --> 00:15:11,807 He's supposed to bring ice. 423 00:15:12,007 --> 00:15:12,937 [Dauntes] Ooh. 424 00:15:14,677 --> 00:15:17,577 Not to bat against my own team, but the brother is late. 425 00:15:17,777 --> 00:15:19,187 [Rainey] I didn't say he was Black. 426 00:15:19,387 --> 00:15:21,127 I said I really, really, really, really 427 00:15:21,327 --> 00:15:22,897 don't think he's white. 428 00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:26,287 - Oh, he white. - [Marty] Mm-hmm. 429 00:15:26,477 --> 00:15:28,157 - [Dauntes chuckling] - As soy milk. 430 00:15:28,357 --> 00:15:29,767 As the Ultimate Frisbee team. 431 00:15:29,967 --> 00:15:31,827 St. Patrick's Day parade. 432 00:15:32,027 --> 00:15:33,547 As a ayahuasca trip to Bali. 433 00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:34,617 Shit, rice. 434 00:15:34,817 --> 00:15:35,707 The Olsen twins. 435 00:15:35,907 --> 00:15:37,947 [laughter] 436 00:15:38,147 --> 00:15:39,887 [Sean] You've got this. It's okay. 437 00:15:40,087 --> 00:15:41,577 Come on, Petunia. 438 00:15:41,777 --> 00:15:43,187 Come on. Come on. 439 00:15:43,387 --> 00:15:45,847 It's okay. You can trust me. Come on. 440 00:15:46,047 --> 00:15:47,417 Let's get you in your little home. 441 00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:49,017 There you go. 442 00:15:50,757 --> 00:15:52,957 [Monophonics' "La La La Love Me" playing] 443 00:15:53,157 --> 00:15:54,507 [mimics gun cocking] 444 00:15:54,707 --> 00:15:56,637 Locked and loaded. 445 00:15:56,837 --> 00:15:58,747 We did it, Thizzly. Just a few more to go. 446 00:15:58,947 --> 00:16:01,907 ♪ ♪ 447 00:16:02,107 --> 00:16:04,707 Whoo! I'm the mantis king! 448 00:16:04,907 --> 00:16:07,597 ♪ ♪ 449 00:16:09,077 --> 00:16:09,917 [singer] ♪ Sitting in the dark ♪ 450 00:16:10,117 --> 00:16:13,137 [clearing throat] 451 00:16:13,337 --> 00:16:16,217 Nancy! Nancy. Nance. 452 00:16:19,437 --> 00:16:20,267 I have a situation. 453 00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:22,147 Oh, Lord. What now? 454 00:16:22,337 --> 00:16:25,707 Ashley may have 455 00:16:25,907 --> 00:16:27,847 stepped out on Miles with my roommate. 456 00:16:28,047 --> 00:16:29,587 Now, she says it was nothing, and I believe her. 457 00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:31,887 But who cares what I believe 'cause Trish found out 458 00:16:32,087 --> 00:16:34,717 and went crazy and says she wanna go to Rainey with it. 459 00:16:34,917 --> 00:16:36,067 Ashley's asked me not to say anything, 460 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,137 but Trish isn't having it. 461 00:16:37,337 --> 00:16:38,397 They both coming for me. 462 00:16:38,597 --> 00:16:41,297 And I keep saying, "Hey, I'm Swiss! 463 00:16:41,487 --> 00:16:45,467 Like good cheese and chocolate." 464 00:16:45,667 --> 00:16:46,997 And I got a lot of things that I'm juggling 465 00:16:47,197 --> 00:16:49,217 I'm not even telling--oh! 466 00:16:49,417 --> 00:16:50,907 I felt that on the other side. 467 00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:52,607 I can't believe you're putting all this on my plate 468 00:16:52,807 --> 00:16:55,607 when I got all this on my plate. 469 00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,377 I'll handle it. Don't do shit. 470 00:16:58,577 --> 00:17:01,387 ♪ ♪ 471 00:17:02,917 --> 00:17:04,167 What the fuck? 472 00:17:04,367 --> 00:17:07,217 ♪ ♪ 473 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:13,407 She-she couldn't hear me, right? 474 00:17:13,607 --> 00:17:15,807 Ah, I was using my whisper voice. 475 00:17:16,007 --> 00:17:17,197 [Janelle] Get your ass in there. 476 00:17:17,397 --> 00:17:20,027 Ow! Ow! 477 00:17:20,227 --> 00:17:22,767 Bitch, are you serious? You cheated on Miles? 478 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:24,027 Who told you that? 479 00:17:24,227 --> 00:17:25,797 Earl told my mama. 480 00:17:25,997 --> 00:17:27,857 How the fuck you gon' tell him before you tell me? 481 00:17:28,057 --> 00:17:29,947 Oh, fuck, it's spreading. 482 00:17:30,147 --> 00:17:31,847 First of all, it meant nothing. 483 00:17:32,037 --> 00:17:33,997 And I didn't tell anyone. He found out. 484 00:17:34,197 --> 00:17:35,297 Fuck. 485 00:17:39,297 --> 00:17:42,657 Ash, you know I get it, okay? 486 00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:44,097 But you gon' have to tell Rainey 487 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,877 before anybody else does. 488 00:17:46,077 --> 00:17:48,667 Tell her I kissed another man at fucking Meatfest, 489 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:50,227 the very festival she created to spite 490 00:17:50,427 --> 00:17:52,237 a man who cheated on her? 491 00:17:52,427 --> 00:17:53,947 Oh, yeah, Rainey don't play that. 492 00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:55,017 - Mm. - [knocking] 493 00:17:55,217 --> 00:17:56,197 Occupied! 494 00:17:56,397 --> 00:17:57,197 Okay, take your time. 495 00:17:57,397 --> 00:17:58,677 I'll go upstairs. 496 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:00,787 Mommy, Mommy, do you have a second? 497 00:18:00,987 --> 00:18:02,587 Yes, baby. What is it? 498 00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:04,747 Mom, I need to tell you some real-- 499 00:18:04,947 --> 00:18:06,637 [Nancy] Trish, can I talk to you for a second? 500 00:18:06,837 --> 00:18:08,157 - Okay, wait, wait, one sec. - I'll be right back. 501 00:18:08,357 --> 00:18:10,647 - I just have to pee. - Mom. 502 00:18:10,837 --> 00:18:12,667 You keep that Ashley shit to yourself. 503 00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,537 Don't tell your mama or anybody else. 504 00:18:14,737 --> 00:18:16,297 Why? 505 00:18:16,497 --> 00:18:20,067 Everybody deserves to know what a scammer Ashley is. 506 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,267 Whatever happened to all that ride or die loyalty bullshit 507 00:18:22,457 --> 00:18:23,657 she be talking about? 508 00:18:23,857 --> 00:18:25,527 I understand where you coming from. 509 00:18:25,727 --> 00:18:27,487 But be honest with yourself. 510 00:18:27,687 --> 00:18:29,987 Are you trying to help Miles or just hurt Ashley? 511 00:18:30,187 --> 00:18:33,017 Hmm? What are you up to? 512 00:18:33,207 --> 00:18:34,577 [Jennifer] Hey, Janelle. 513 00:18:34,777 --> 00:18:35,667 Girl, shut the fuck up. We're on a mission. 514 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,237 Go, go, go, hurry up, hurry up. 515 00:18:37,437 --> 00:18:38,887 Hi, Trish. 516 00:18:39,087 --> 00:18:40,167 Hey, girl. 517 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:42,237 I brought bone broth. 518 00:18:42,437 --> 00:18:43,417 Great. 519 00:18:43,617 --> 00:18:45,197 Okay, that's five whites. 520 00:18:45,397 --> 00:18:47,627 - One spot to go. - [clicks] 521 00:18:48,937 --> 00:18:50,247 Bone broth. 522 00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:52,727 [Janelle] Now, see, if my Mustafa was here, 523 00:18:52,927 --> 00:18:54,147 he would have captured all of these 524 00:18:54,337 --> 00:18:55,837 in under 30 seconds flat. 525 00:18:56,037 --> 00:18:57,167 Did I mention his judo skills? 526 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,187 Not in the last five minutes. 527 00:18:59,387 --> 00:19:02,517 When do we get to meet the magical Mustafa, anyway? 528 00:19:02,717 --> 00:19:05,607 Well, maybe you can come visit us. 529 00:19:05,807 --> 00:19:07,307 [June] Oh, yes, I love Bali. 530 00:19:07,507 --> 00:19:08,617 You're moving back to Bali with Prince Charming? 531 00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:10,567 Shh! Shh! Dang, Earl. 532 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:11,837 It's still a secret, a'ight? 533 00:19:12,037 --> 00:19:13,357 I ain't told Ash yet. 534 00:19:13,557 --> 00:19:16,927 Okay, but now the vault is closed. 535 00:19:17,127 --> 00:19:18,367 No more secrets. 536 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:20,577 - All right. - Okay. 537 00:19:20,777 --> 00:19:22,737 Man, this little critter really like you. 538 00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:24,997 [Rainey] Make way! Make way. 539 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:28,347 [all cheering] 540 00:19:28,547 --> 00:19:30,587 [guest] Wonderful. 541 00:19:30,787 --> 00:19:33,007 That's a pig pig, ain't it? 542 00:19:33,207 --> 00:19:37,117 Talk about high on the hog. [laughing] 543 00:19:37,317 --> 00:19:39,337 You know, it's a saying for a reason. 544 00:19:39,537 --> 00:19:41,337 Speech, my lady, speech. 545 00:19:41,537 --> 00:19:44,427 - Oh! Oh! Speech! - [all cheering] 546 00:19:44,627 --> 00:19:47,087 This Meatfest could not have come at a better time. 547 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,237 I needed this so badly. 548 00:19:49,437 --> 00:19:52,547 I'm so glad to have all of you in our home. 549 00:19:52,747 --> 00:19:53,837 [guest] Aww. 550 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,467 Ah, perfect timing. 551 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,377 Everybody, this is Darrell. 552 00:19:57,577 --> 00:19:59,357 [Darrell] I did not know what to wear to Meatfest, 553 00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:03,277 from the shoes and my fit all the way up to the do. 554 00:20:03,477 --> 00:20:05,847 I was just-- so I'm so sorry I'm late. 555 00:20:06,047 --> 00:20:07,167 I didn't know what to do with my dog 556 00:20:07,367 --> 00:20:08,387 because he gets separation anxiety. 557 00:20:08,587 --> 00:20:09,757 [all] Hmm. 558 00:20:09,957 --> 00:20:11,137 [Darrell] But you would love him. 559 00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:12,027 Chauncey is the world's sweetest pit. 560 00:20:12,227 --> 00:20:14,637 [crowd mumbling] 561 00:20:14,837 --> 00:20:17,897 Luckily, my cousin Meredith, she came over to sit with him. 562 00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:19,617 But then driving over here, I got pulled over. 563 00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:21,117 [all mumbling] 564 00:20:21,317 --> 00:20:22,337 Thank goodness I knew the cop. 565 00:20:22,537 --> 00:20:23,597 [all muttering] 566 00:20:23,797 --> 00:20:25,037 'Cause he pulled me over last week. 567 00:20:25,237 --> 00:20:26,647 - [crowd] Ah! - [Darrell] So I pulled out 568 00:20:26,847 --> 00:20:28,517 my "friends and family of a cop" badge again, 569 00:20:28,717 --> 00:20:29,997 and he let me go. 570 00:20:30,197 --> 00:20:31,997 - [all chattering] - It works every time. 571 00:20:32,197 --> 00:20:34,457 Okay, we have reached audacity of the Caucacity 572 00:20:34,657 --> 00:20:36,177 in the white capacity, y'all. 573 00:20:36,377 --> 00:20:37,437 - [guest] Yes. - [all muttering] 574 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:38,657 - That's a shame. - Yeah. 575 00:20:38,857 --> 00:20:39,857 I know that dude, White Darrell. 576 00:20:40,057 --> 00:20:41,637 That nigga hella Mexican. 577 00:20:41,837 --> 00:20:43,447 [Rainey] All right, all right, where was I? 578 00:20:43,647 --> 00:20:46,837 Well, you all have been there for me when I needed you. 579 00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,587 And more than that, you've been there 580 00:20:48,787 --> 00:20:51,367 when I've shut my blinds and tried to hide. 581 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:53,457 When I was too proud or scared to ask, 582 00:20:53,657 --> 00:20:58,027 you have always been a constant support. 583 00:20:58,227 --> 00:21:00,967 And I can trust you to be honest with me, 584 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:02,667 even when the truth hurts. 585 00:21:02,857 --> 00:21:05,377 And that, my friends, is loyalty. 586 00:21:05,577 --> 00:21:07,407 You are my chosen family. 587 00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:09,147 [Janelle] Aww. 588 00:21:09,347 --> 00:21:10,757 - [Rainey] To Meatfest! - [Earl] To Meatfest! 589 00:21:10,957 --> 00:21:13,557 [all cheering] 590 00:21:16,337 --> 00:21:18,267 All right, now where do we start with this? 591 00:21:18,467 --> 00:21:22,097 [indistinct chatter] 592 00:21:22,297 --> 00:21:24,697 - You okay? - I'm far from okay. 593 00:21:26,747 --> 00:21:30,277 Mm-mm-mm. 594 00:21:30,477 --> 00:21:32,867 Always the thirsty bitch. 595 00:21:33,067 --> 00:21:34,737 Lap it up, poor baby dumb-dumb. 596 00:21:34,937 --> 00:21:36,827 Trish, just back the fuck off. 597 00:21:37,027 --> 00:21:38,677 Oh. Oh, no, no, don't talk to me. 598 00:21:38,877 --> 00:21:39,977 Talk to the judge in divorce court. 599 00:21:40,177 --> 00:21:41,597 Now's not the time. 600 00:21:41,787 --> 00:21:43,157 Y'all need to get your asses back in there. 601 00:21:43,357 --> 00:21:45,377 Ooh, I should really whoop your ass 602 00:21:45,577 --> 00:21:46,617 right here in front of everybody. 603 00:21:46,817 --> 00:21:48,077 Calm down, Trish. 604 00:21:48,277 --> 00:21:49,427 Don't fucking tell me to calm down! 605 00:21:49,627 --> 00:21:50,427 - [Nancy] Excuse me? - [Janelle] Hey! 606 00:21:50,627 --> 00:21:51,867 Oh, why is everyone in here? 607 00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:53,547 Is it something I said? 608 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,347 Earl. 609 00:22:00,547 --> 00:22:01,877 Don't look at me. 610 00:22:02,077 --> 00:22:03,827 I'm-I'm Switzerland. 611 00:22:05,957 --> 00:22:08,687 Oh. Huh? 612 00:22:08,887 --> 00:22:10,837 You? 613 00:22:11,037 --> 00:22:15,627 Earl? Janelle? Nancy? No? 614 00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:17,697 None of y'all, hmm? 615 00:22:17,897 --> 00:22:20,017 Okay, you know what? Fuck it. 616 00:22:20,217 --> 00:22:22,217 I cannot do this shit anymore. 617 00:22:22,417 --> 00:22:23,767 No more secrets. 618 00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,007 Mommy, 619 00:22:26,207 --> 00:22:28,967 Ashley done fucked around on Miles, 620 00:22:29,167 --> 00:22:31,937 and everybody here knows but you. 621 00:22:37,027 --> 00:22:39,997 Jacque, I am in love with you. 622 00:22:40,197 --> 00:22:42,127 And I tried to break you and Cuddie up 623 00:22:42,327 --> 00:22:44,697 by telling P-Lo to tell him to wear a pirate costume. 624 00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,437 - [scoffs] - Sabotage. 625 00:22:46,637 --> 00:22:49,307 Uh, I have some good news. 626 00:22:49,507 --> 00:22:52,187 Um, I'm moving back to Bali. 627 00:22:52,387 --> 00:22:53,707 Hold on. What? 628 00:22:53,907 --> 00:22:56,187 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 629 00:22:56,387 --> 00:22:57,787 Go back. 630 00:22:59,617 --> 00:23:02,197 Ashley, that's not true, is it? 631 00:23:02,397 --> 00:23:04,757 I don't--um... 632 00:23:09,977 --> 00:23:12,137 I'm sorry. 633 00:23:12,337 --> 00:23:16,767 I'm so sorry. There's um... no excuse. 634 00:23:20,157 --> 00:23:22,907 Rainey, I just miss him so much. 635 00:23:23,107 --> 00:23:25,117 [Rainey] Are you fucking kidding me? 636 00:23:27,737 --> 00:23:32,477 I-I just wanted a bit of normal again. 637 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:37,357 I've just been having a really hard time. 638 00:23:37,557 --> 00:23:40,297 And it's not anyone else's problem, 639 00:23:40,497 --> 00:23:42,797 so I just stuff it down. 640 00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:44,457 But it's gotten worse, 641 00:23:44,657 --> 00:23:46,497 and I- I don't feel like myself anymore. 642 00:23:46,697 --> 00:23:49,897 I just--I got drunk, 643 00:23:50,097 --> 00:23:52,117 and some guy was being really nice to me, 644 00:23:52,317 --> 00:23:56,017 and... it was so stupid. 645 00:23:58,367 --> 00:23:59,927 And I'll tell Miles myself. 646 00:24:00,127 --> 00:24:03,287 Just- just please, at least let me tell him myself. 647 00:24:05,287 --> 00:24:07,037 [Miles] Well, you just did. 648 00:24:13,347 --> 00:24:15,137 [Trish] Oh, shit. 649 00:24:15,337 --> 00:24:17,737 My brother done broke out of jail. 650 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,777 I tried to call. 651 00:24:25,977 --> 00:24:29,357 But there's no phones at Meatfest, so... 652 00:24:31,407 --> 00:24:33,267 [Sean] Come on, Thizzly. We did it. 653 00:24:33,467 --> 00:24:35,377 We got the praying mantises! 654 00:24:35,577 --> 00:24:37,027 Dad! 655 00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,927 [soft music playing] 656 00:24:40,117 --> 00:24:40,947 ♪ ♪ 657 00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:42,617 [grunts] 658 00:24:42,817 --> 00:24:46,477 [laughing] 659 00:24:46,667 --> 00:24:48,237 [Sean] I missed you. 660 00:24:48,437 --> 00:24:51,247 ♪ ♪ 661 00:25:00,777 --> 00:25:03,187 [Trish] Fuck. 662 00:25:03,387 --> 00:25:05,147 We are at white capacity. 663 00:25:05,347 --> 00:25:06,627 Darrell, I will make you a plate, 664 00:25:06,827 --> 00:25:07,647 but you gotta go. 665 00:25:07,847 --> 00:25:09,277 - Okay. - [clicks] 666 00:25:09,477 --> 00:25:13,417 [SOB x RBE's "Onna Gang" playing] 667 00:25:13,607 --> 00:25:15,367 [DaBoii] Shit, I'ma name this shit "Onna Gang," nigga, 668 00:25:15,567 --> 00:25:17,417 'cause, nigga, everything I'm saying, nigga, 669 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,177 that's on gang, nigga. 670 00:25:20,377 --> 00:25:21,837 ♪ Just cause you got Ya ass a gun ♪ 671 00:25:22,037 --> 00:25:23,747 ♪ That don't make you A gangster ♪ 672 00:25:23,947 --> 00:25:25,447 ♪ Ol' badass lil boy I'll give you a spanking ♪ 673 00:25:25,647 --> 00:25:26,747 ♪ I know some niggas Want me dead ♪ 674 00:25:26,947 --> 00:25:28,447 ♪ I be keeping 'em patient ♪ 675 00:25:28,647 --> 00:25:29,797 ♪ Keep taking pictures With all them hammers ♪ 676 00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:31,317 ♪ Ain't beating no cases ♪ 677 00:25:31,517 --> 00:25:32,667 ♪ Load the clips up With gloves ♪ 678 00:25:32,867 --> 00:25:34,887 ♪ I ain't leaving no traces ♪ 679 00:25:35,087 --> 00:25:36,327 ♪ I'll leave up out this Earth before leaving a statement ♪ 680 00:25:36,527 --> 00:25:38,027 ♪ Fuck with us Yeah, just know ♪ 681 00:25:38,227 --> 00:25:39,987 ♪ That you beefing With Haitians ♪ 682 00:25:40,187 --> 00:25:41,767 ♪ We ride around with baby K's On a special occasion ♪ 683 00:25:41,967 --> 00:25:44,117 ♪ Li'l bitch, I'm a dog But a lion at heart ♪ 684 00:25:44,317 --> 00:25:45,427 ♪ You know that shit Gon' come to light ♪ 685 00:25:45,617 --> 00:25:46,987 ♪ You can't hide in the dark ♪ 686 00:25:47,187 --> 00:25:48,247 ♪ And you can't get up In this whip ♪ 687 00:25:48,447 --> 00:25:50,037 ♪ Catch you riding a bar ♪ 688 00:25:50,237 --> 00:25:51,297 ♪ And you don't mean Shit you tweet ♪ 689 00:25:51,497 --> 00:25:53,257 ♪ But be typing it hard ♪ 690 00:25:53,457 --> 00:25:54,907 ♪ And every time I hit a bitch It be from behind ♪ 691 00:25:55,107 --> 00:25:56,307 ♪ When they had me In that cell ♪ 692 00:25:56,507 --> 00:25:58,307 ♪ I was beefing with time ♪ 693 00:25:58,507 --> 00:26:00,527 ♪ Nah, nigga, I don't rap I'm just speaking my mind ♪ 694 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:02,787 ♪ DaBoii for president, bitch I'm freeing the guys ♪ 695 00:26:02,987 --> 00:26:04,097 ♪ Keep on talking Out your neck ♪ 696 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:05,747 ♪ That shit funny as fuck ♪ 697 00:26:05,947 --> 00:26:06,877 ♪ I'm finna pull up On your sister ♪ 698 00:26:07,077 --> 00:26:08,617 ♪ And bust me a nut ♪ 699 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:09,747 ♪ I'm not familiar With no manners ♪ 700 00:26:09,947 --> 00:26:10,807 ♪ Or no home training ♪