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Oh, hello.
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Let me catch you up
with what happened
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previously on Blindspotting.
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Bitch!
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Earl!
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I got you a present
for keeping bugs in.
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Is your girlfriend
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cheating on you
with her new boyfriend?
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Are you gonna tell Jacque
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you're in love with her?
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Don't let nobody
steal your joy.
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I need to break them up.
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I need to break them up.
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I may have told Cuddie
some disastrous costume advice.
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You a pirate, Pare.
We kill pirates!
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I say this with love,
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but y'all are hella stubborn
as a family.
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You are not my sister.
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Let's make that 1,000% clear.
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You are my brother's
fucking luggage
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that he dropped off here.
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Mustafa.
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I want you to come back
to Bali, be my wife again.
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What the fuck is that?
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It's a Thizzly bear.
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And his dad made it
for him in prison.
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Oh, Trish,
you stole these for me?
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-Do those say Oakland?
-Yeah.
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-Ooh, I like these.
-Thank you.
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Fuck, it feels so good
to be out
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doing some normal ass shit,
girl.
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Can I buy you a drink?
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You think I didn't
see you in there
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kissing that pale-ass nigga?
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Looks like you lost an earring.
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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This can't be happening.
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Oh, this is bad.
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We're at a full-scale
red alert!
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The mantises are loose!
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Oh, what are we
gonna do, Thizzly?
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What are we gonna do?
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Mom's gonna kill me.
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Oh.
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What the fuck is that?
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- Bugs!
- Bugs everywhere!
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Shoot 'em!
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Where are you guys?
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Oh, shit!
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It's on your face!
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What is this, Bug's Life?
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Hey, what the hell
is Meatfest, anyway?
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So Miles' daddy was
a two-timing vegan.
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And to commemorate
cutting his ass off...
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Right.
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Rainey started
Meatfest, a'ight?
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Not a vegetable in the crib.
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I'm talking meat only.
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You feel me? You dig?
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Anyway, that annual tradition
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has been going on for...
27 years?
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Yo, this is a lot of meat.
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- Help me out here.
- Ow! Fuck.
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Yo, who's is this?
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Oh, shit. Oh, oh! Ooh!
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Wait, she's coming!
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Oh, hold up.
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Hey, y'all, who know
where this earring is from?
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- What?
- I don't know.
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Who cares?
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Oh, this sexy-ass girl
I hooked up with
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last week at Luka's.
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Ooh, did you hit that?
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Fuck yeah, I did.
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Bug queen!
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Hey, hey, what she look like?
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Fall back. Fall back.
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She's powering up
her scorpion tail!
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Light-skinned Black girl,
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big curly hair, big booty.
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She has a-a rose tattoo
on her shoulder.
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She told me her name,
but I was hella lit.
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Uh, Amber? Anika? Alexis?
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Ashley. Her name is Ashley.
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Fuck!
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Game over.
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- Hey.
- Hi, Rainey.
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What's that for?
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In this house, Trish is
surrounded by white people
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because of Miles and me.
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So for the holidays,
we decided to cap
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the amount of white people
allowed at Meatfest.
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This year, we're down to six.
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I gotta do more to reduce
the white footprint.
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You do know you're white.
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I already clicked one for me.
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You better click one
for Darrell.
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He's coming, right?
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Yeah, but he's not white.
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He's Chilean-something.
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I'm not dating
another white guy,
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and I'm not going double white
in this neighbourhood.
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He looks white to me.
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Why do you think
I call him White Darrell?
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'Cause he's not Black.
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I am not that reductive.
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Wait, wait, Rainey,
you're dating someone new
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and keeping it
a secret from us?
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I've had, like, two dates
with the guy.
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Well, if he looks white,
he reaps all the benefits
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of being white, so guess what.
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He's white.
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And that's a fair point.
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He's not white like me-white.
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Well, show us a picture.
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I can't because my phone
is in the Be Present basket.
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No phones till after dinner.
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Did y'all drop your phones
in that basket?
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-Oh, yeah, yeah.
-All right, keep it simple.
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Does he go to Blondie's
or Fat Slice for pizza?
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And don't think. Just answer.
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-I think Fat Slice.
-He's Black.
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No, he's just not
Blondie's white.
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And Asians go to Blondie's.
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Don't be grouping us
with white people.
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Yellow Peril
supports Black Power.
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Well, bring the Asians
to Fat Slice.
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No, go to Graffiti Pizza.
A Black woman owns that.
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Don't be grouping
all us Asians together.
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-I'm Taiwanese.
-Yeah.
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Not to be mistaken
for mainland China.
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I know, babe.
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Does Darrell use a washcloth
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- or a naked bar of soap?
- I don't know.
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I haven't showered
with him yet.
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- Oh.
- Okay.
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Ashley!
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Oh, fuck.
No, no, no, no, no.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Mommy! Mommy--
- No! Shh, shh.
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Shut up. Shut up.
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Let me go, you bitch!
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Okay! Okay, okay, okay.
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Listen to me.
It's not what you think.
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You fucking ho-ass, trick-ass--
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No, no, no, no, no.
It was nothing.
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Just let me explain.
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Bitch, you cheated
on my brother
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while he is in prison.
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You his wife, Ash!
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Ooh, I cannot wait
to tell everyone.
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-You are fucking done.
-I-I-I just--
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Hey, what up, y'all?
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Spice King and his thang.
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What's good with y'all?
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Hope you got
them hot wings.
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Oh, look, baby,
No Phones Be Present.
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- You dig this?
- I love it.
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Earl, I'm so glad you're here.
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There's a code red emergency.
I need your help.
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Trish is here already?
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I have no idea.
But the bug terrarium broke.
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What?
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I used my mom's Amazon
to buy praying mantis eggs,
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and then they all hatched.
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And then they escaped.
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Oh, shit.
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Meet me in my room.
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You can bring your friend.
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It's not--
she has so much going on--
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What are you waiting for?
Come on.
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Okay, I gotta put
this meat in--
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Hey, what up, E?
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Hey, hey, man, what's up?
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No, I said,
"Why are they bugging me?"
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We didn't say nothing
about no bugs.
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Trish, I'ma need you
just to be quiet, okay?
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And I need you
to keep it between us.
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Oh, do you?
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Well, Earl knows
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because your side meat is
his fucking roommate!
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Now I'm 'bout to tell my mama.
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He is not my fucking side meat!
Fuck!
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I just-I just need you
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to give me a chance
to figure it out, okay?
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I am begging you.
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Fuck you, Ashley.
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We trusted you.
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Ma!
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Fucking Christ.
Just--fine! Fine.
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But if you tell her,
I will tell Jacque
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that you are in love with her
and that you tried
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to sabotage Cuddie.
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Wow.
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Wow! Okay.
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Just leave it alone
until after Meatfest, okay?
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And I will tell Rainey myself.
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Trish, you're on duty.
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You know what to do.
White cap is six.
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We're at three now,
including me.
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Is everything all right?
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Yeah, just hungry
for that meat.
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Ain't that the truth.
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Fuck you,
you lumberjack-looking bitch.
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Fuck you.
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Dumbass fucking bitch.
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How could they all
have escaped?
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I'm seven.
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Okay, how many mantises
are we talking about here?
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At least ten.
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But they kept on hatching,
so could be more.
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My God, a whole congregation
of mantises.
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Okay, Sean, we got you.
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I'm off to check
on Sean.
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This is our secret.
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Baby boy.
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Oh, shit, what the--
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oh.
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Hi, Earl.
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- You must be June.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm Janelle.
It's nice to meet you.
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It's nice to meet you.
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- No Mustafa?
- Uh, no.
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He had to go back to Bali
to take care of his daughter.
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-My fiancé.
-Oh, fiancé, not divorcée?
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She said fiancé.
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- Future fiancé.
- Okay, fiancé.
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We're just excited
to meet your...
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Future fiancé.
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Stop saying fiancé!
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Sean's bugs got loose.
Now his ass is on the line.
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- Earl!
- Oh!
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You told!
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Yeah, but we need
all the help we can get.
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I don't know what the hell
you got bugs for, anyway.
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Ashley ain't never
heard of a dog?
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Just find them before Mom sees.
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And boom.
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-Oh.
-Oh, nice.
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-Now that's good--
-Pace yourself.
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Just remember to save room
for the pig.
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But he wanted me
to move to Nice,
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and I said
that's out of the question.
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Oh, my goodness.
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- Oh, hey Miss Tammy.
- Hey, baby.
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Oh, a teardrop earring
looks good on you, honey.
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Thank you, sugar!
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Oh, there you are.
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Oh, God, you look like shit.
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Oh, okay, uh...
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okay, what is wrong?
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Uh, excuse me!
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-I messed up, okay?
-Okay.
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Last week, I went to a bar
and we had drinks
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and there was
music and dancing,
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and then I kissed someone.
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And it doesn't--
it doesn't mean anything.
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But--but Trish found out,
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and now she wants
to tell Rainey.
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Look, don't worry.
261
00:09:53,749 --> 00:09:55,349
I kissed two guys
today already.
262
00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:56,870
It's the holidays.
263
00:09:56,912 --> 00:09:59,433
-That's not the same!
-Mm.
264
00:09:59,475 --> 00:10:02,836
Yo, I don't know what this
shit will do to my family.
265
00:10:02,878 --> 00:10:04,518
But I have to do
what's right, right?
266
00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,320
Oh God, my heart.
267
00:10:06,362 --> 00:10:08,762
Who's gonna be couple goals
for Cuddie and me now,
268
00:10:08,804 --> 00:10:10,324
Steph and Ayesha?
269
00:10:10,366 --> 00:10:11,925
Girl, you know I can't cook.
270
00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:15,369
How are you making this
about Cuddie right now?
271
00:10:15,411 --> 00:10:17,891
I mean, they were
kind of goals, you know?
272
00:10:17,933 --> 00:10:19,333
Does she have any proof?
273
00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,614
Yes, she has
one of my earrings.
274
00:10:20,656 --> 00:10:22,055
So what?
275
00:10:22,097 --> 00:10:23,297
So she has one
and you have one.
276
00:10:23,339 --> 00:10:24,898
They cancel each other out,
277
00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:27,220
like that time I had
a threesome with my ex.
278
00:10:27,262 --> 00:10:29,423
Okay, this-this-
this isn't helping.
279
00:10:29,465 --> 00:10:30,624
Wake up, bitch.
280
00:10:30,666 --> 00:10:32,265
It's your word against hers.
281
00:10:32,307 --> 00:10:33,987
And let's face it,
she is a lot,
282
00:10:34,029 --> 00:10:36,350
like Kirstie Alley on Twitter.
283
00:10:36,392 --> 00:10:37,871
- Have you followed that bitch?
- No.
284
00:10:37,913 --> 00:10:39,353
Honey, she has lost
her damn mind.
285
00:10:39,395 --> 00:10:41,795
She's always lounging
in her pyjamas.
286
00:10:41,837 --> 00:10:46,039
Okay, so, um, what- what do
I say, that- that she's lying?
287
00:10:46,081 --> 00:10:48,041
I should just tell, right?
288
00:10:48,083 --> 00:10:49,803
It's my word against hers.
289
00:10:49,845 --> 00:10:51,685
I don't think
that's gonna be enough.
290
00:10:51,727 --> 00:10:53,046
Who else knows?
291
00:10:53,088 --> 00:10:54,608
Earl knows!
292
00:10:54,650 --> 00:10:56,169
Well, what are you doing
talking to me?
293
00:10:56,211 --> 00:10:58,412
You need to go make sure
he shuts his trap.
294
00:10:58,454 --> 00:10:59,813
Yeah, you- you're right.
Here.
295
00:10:59,855 --> 00:11:00,974
-Oh.
-Here, here, here.
296
00:11:01,016 --> 00:11:02,496
Find Earl. Find Earl. Oh--
297
00:11:02,538 --> 00:11:05,178
And find wine.
Find wine. Find wine.
298
00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:06,900
Rainey, my angel.
299
00:11:06,942 --> 00:11:09,222
Oh, I hate that bitch
so fucking much!
300
00:11:09,264 --> 00:11:10,624
Can I get some more wine?
301
00:11:10,666 --> 00:11:12,346
I have wine.
302
00:11:13,829 --> 00:11:15,831
Get your own damn plate, Trish!
303
00:11:18,834 --> 00:11:20,674
All right, Earl, where you at?
304
00:11:20,716 --> 00:11:22,235
Earl.
305
00:11:33,168 --> 00:11:35,170
Fuck you.
306
00:11:38,494 --> 00:11:40,494
Trish? I'm Leah.
307
00:11:40,536 --> 00:11:41,695
Sean goes to school
with my son.
308
00:11:41,737 --> 00:11:43,657
Ooh, that's four.
309
00:11:43,699 --> 00:11:44,818
You lucky you here early.
310
00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,059
A- actually, can you help?
311
00:11:46,101 --> 00:11:47,621
I have another tray in my car.
312
00:11:47,663 --> 00:11:50,904
Ugh, this--
this is why there's a cap.
313
00:11:50,946 --> 00:11:52,145
Where's your car at,
Miss Daisy?
314
00:11:52,187 --> 00:11:54,189
It's right out front, yeah.
315
00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:00,554
Okay.
316
00:12:00,596 --> 00:12:02,476
Oh, wait. Wait.
317
00:12:02,518 --> 00:12:04,438
Don't move. Don't move.
Don't move.
318
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:07,801
Okay, just-just follow me
right in here.
319
00:12:07,843 --> 00:12:10,484
Oh.
320
00:12:10,526 --> 00:12:12,646
- Earl.
- Oh!
321
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,448
I know you know, Earl.
322
00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:15,929
And just when you think
you have things under control,
323
00:12:15,971 --> 00:12:17,411
boom, this happens.
324
00:12:17,453 --> 00:12:18,612
Things happen.
325
00:12:18,654 --> 00:12:19,893
And I know you know.
326
00:12:19,935 --> 00:12:21,775
And now you know
I know you know.
327
00:12:21,817 --> 00:12:23,256
I don't know anything.
328
00:12:23,298 --> 00:12:24,818
I know who your roommate is.
329
00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:26,379
-Oh!
-I fucked up.
330
00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:28,221
But it's not
what you think it is,
331
00:12:28,263 --> 00:12:30,023
so I'ma need you to keep it
to yourself for a day.
332
00:12:30,065 --> 00:12:32,506
No worries. I'm- I'm a vault.
333
00:12:32,548 --> 00:12:35,068
They call me voûte suisse.
334
00:12:35,110 --> 00:12:36,229
Okay?
335
00:12:36,271 --> 00:12:39,673
It's French for Swiss vault.
336
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:42,035
Okay, well,
this is English for "Shh!"
337
00:12:42,077 --> 00:12:43,437
-Please.
-Okay.
338
00:12:43,479 --> 00:12:46,119
-S'il vous plaît.
-Okay.
339
00:12:51,807 --> 00:12:54,688
All right.
340
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:57,851
Oh, baby, my sweet.
341
00:12:57,893 --> 00:13:00,736
We almost got caught. Oh.
342
00:13:23,078 --> 00:13:25,559
You're cute,
like a little alien.
343
00:13:25,601 --> 00:13:26,760
- Earl.
- Oh! Oh!
344
00:13:26,802 --> 00:13:28,682
Gotta get out this hallway.
345
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,644
I need you to come help me
tell my mom about Ashley now,
346
00:13:30,686 --> 00:13:32,205
'cause a nigga needs a witness.
347
00:13:32,247 --> 00:13:34,127
What? No.
This is between you two.
348
00:13:34,169 --> 00:13:35,849
Did Ashley get to you?
349
00:13:35,891 --> 00:13:37,731
Are you really on her side
with this bullshit?
350
00:13:37,773 --> 00:13:39,493
No, I'm not on any side
of anything.
351
00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:41,054
I'm-I'm Switzerland.
352
00:13:41,096 --> 00:13:42,295
Nigga, fuck Switzerland.
353
00:13:42,337 --> 00:13:43,937
Look, all I know is hearsay.
354
00:13:43,979 --> 00:13:45,378
Okay, I heard nothing.
I know nothing.
355
00:13:45,420 --> 00:13:46,900
I saw a earring.
I seen so many earrings.
356
00:13:46,942 --> 00:13:48,942
You have earrings on right now.
357
00:13:48,984 --> 00:13:50,383
Why the fuck
you covering up your cup for?
358
00:13:50,425 --> 00:13:52,065
You think
I'ma fucking poison you?
359
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:55,348
This just how I--a drink
that I've been drinking
360
00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:58,193
that is a drink...
that I drink.
361
00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:02,317
It's good etiquette at a party
to cover your drink.
362
00:14:03,919 --> 00:14:07,362
Silence is violence, Earl.
363
00:14:08,964 --> 00:14:11,885
Silence is violence.
364
00:14:11,927 --> 00:14:14,528
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
365
00:14:14,570 --> 00:14:16,650
Yeah.
366
00:14:16,692 --> 00:14:18,251
You- you talkin' and you being
vi--
367
00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:19,773
Silence is
motherfuckin' violence.
368
00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:21,817
Oh, okay.
369
00:14:27,663 --> 00:14:31,665
Yep, just in the hallway
drinking.
370
00:14:31,707 --> 00:14:34,387
June, talk to him. Talk to him.
371
00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:37,230
Wow, where did you get those
little-little micro links?
372
00:14:37,272 --> 00:14:39,392
Well, you know what?
Enjoy that.
373
00:14:39,434 --> 00:14:41,755
-Ah! Okay.
-Here you go.
374
00:14:41,797 --> 00:14:43,797
Where'd you meet this guy?
375
00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,438
Gilroy Garlic Festival.
376
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,520
White as cocaine.
377
00:14:47,562 --> 00:14:49,242
Hey, I go there every year.
378
00:14:49,284 --> 00:14:52,125
They got one hell of a sorbet.
Garlic Sherb.
379
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:54,007
Ooh, does he check out
them thick-ass mannequins
380
00:14:54,049 --> 00:14:55,448
at Eastmont Mall?
381
00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:56,970
I don't know.
Should I take him?
382
00:14:57,012 --> 00:14:58,171
Has he been
to Sweet Jimmy's yet?
383
00:14:58,213 --> 00:15:00,093
Now, that's a dead giveaway.
384
00:15:00,135 --> 00:15:01,735
Does he know any of those
commercials off of Soul Beat?
385
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,416
Ask him if he knows
what a chitloaf is.
386
00:15:03,458 --> 00:15:05,178
You ask him when he gets here.
387
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:07,100
How am I supposed to know
all this off two dates?
388
00:15:07,142 --> 00:15:09,382
It's a loaf of chitlins.
389
00:15:09,424 --> 00:15:11,024
Tried to get that commercial
out of my mind,
390
00:15:11,066 --> 00:15:13,747
but I can't,
even after all this time.
391
00:15:13,789 --> 00:15:15,949
-Mm-mm.
-Shoot, Darrell's late.
392
00:15:15,991 --> 00:15:17,350
He's supposed to bring ice.
393
00:15:17,392 --> 00:15:19,394
Ooh.
394
00:15:19,995 --> 00:15:22,916
Not to bat against my own team,
but the brother is late.
395
00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,638
I didn't say
he was Black.
396
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,680
I said I really,
really, really, really
397
00:15:26,722 --> 00:15:28,724
don't think he's white.
398
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:31,725
- Oh, he white.
- Mm-hmm.
399
00:15:31,767 --> 00:15:33,607
As soy milk.
400
00:15:33,649 --> 00:15:35,288
As the Ultimate Frisbee team.
401
00:15:35,330 --> 00:15:37,290
St. Patrick's Day parade.
402
00:15:37,332 --> 00:15:39,012
As a ayahuasca trip to Bali.
403
00:15:39,054 --> 00:15:40,093
Shit, rice.
404
00:15:40,135 --> 00:15:41,294
The Olsen twins.
405
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:45,458
You've got this.
It's okay.
406
00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,100
Come on, Petunia.
407
00:15:47,142 --> 00:15:48,662
Come on. Come on.
408
00:15:48,704 --> 00:15:51,304
It's okay. You can trust me.
Come on.
409
00:15:51,346 --> 00:15:52,946
Let's get you
in your little home.
410
00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:54,990
There you go.
411
00:16:00,075 --> 00:16:02,115
Locked and loaded.
412
00:16:02,157 --> 00:16:04,357
We did it, Thizzly.
Just a few more to go.
413
00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:10,283
Whoo! I'm the mantis king!
414
00:16:14,449 --> 00:16:15,488
♪ Sitting in the dark ♪
415
00:16:18,653 --> 00:16:21,656
Nancy! Nancy. Nance.
416
00:16:24,820 --> 00:16:25,819
I have a situation.
417
00:16:25,861 --> 00:16:27,661
Oh, Lord. What now?
418
00:16:27,703 --> 00:16:31,224
Ashley may have
419
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:33,306
stepped out on Miles
with my roommate.
420
00:16:33,348 --> 00:16:35,108
Now, she says it was nothing,
and I believe her.
421
00:16:35,150 --> 00:16:37,230
But who cares what I believe
'cause Trish found out
422
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:40,193
and went crazy and says
she wanna go to Rainey with it.
423
00:16:40,235 --> 00:16:41,594
Ashley's asked me
not to say anything,
424
00:16:41,636 --> 00:16:42,635
but Trish isn't having it.
425
00:16:42,677 --> 00:16:44,037
They both coming for me.
426
00:16:44,079 --> 00:16:46,800
And I keep saying,
"Hey, I'm Swiss!
427
00:16:46,842 --> 00:16:50,924
Like good cheese
and chocolate."
428
00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,445
And I got a lot of things
that I'm juggling
429
00:16:52,487 --> 00:16:54,688
I'm not even telling--oh!
430
00:16:54,730 --> 00:16:56,489
I felt that on the other side.
431
00:16:56,531 --> 00:16:58,131
I can't believe you're putting
all this on my plate
432
00:16:58,173 --> 00:17:01,134
when I got all this
on my plate.
433
00:17:01,176 --> 00:17:03,897
I'll handle it. Don't do shit.
434
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:09,703
What the fuck?
435
00:17:15,350 --> 00:17:18,872
She-she couldn't
hear me, right?
436
00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:21,274
Ah, I was using
my whisper voice.
437
00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:22,716
Get your ass in there.
438
00:17:22,758 --> 00:17:25,518
Ow! Ow!
439
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:28,241
Bitch, are you serious?
You cheated on Miles?
440
00:17:28,283 --> 00:17:29,562
Who told you that?
441
00:17:29,604 --> 00:17:31,364
Earl told my mama.
442
00:17:31,406 --> 00:17:33,326
How the fuck you gon'
tell him before you tell me?
443
00:17:33,368 --> 00:17:35,408
Oh, fuck, it's spreading.
444
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:37,290
First of all, it meant nothing.
445
00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:39,572
And I didn't tell anyone.
He found out.
446
00:17:39,614 --> 00:17:41,616
Fuck.
447
00:17:44,659 --> 00:17:48,181
Ash, you know I get it, okay?
448
00:17:48,223 --> 00:17:49,662
But you gon' have
to tell Rainey
449
00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:51,464
before anybody else does.
450
00:17:51,506 --> 00:17:54,107
Tell her I kissed another man
at fucking Meatfest,
451
00:17:54,149 --> 00:17:55,789
the very festival
she created to spite
452
00:17:55,831 --> 00:17:57,670
a man who cheated on her?
453
00:17:57,712 --> 00:17:59,392
Oh, yeah,
Rainey don't play that.
454
00:17:59,434 --> 00:18:00,593
Mm.
455
00:18:00,635 --> 00:18:01,755
Occupied!
456
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:02,796
Okay, take your time.
457
00:18:02,838 --> 00:18:04,317
I'll go upstairs.
458
00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,279
Mommy, Mommy,
do you have a second?
459
00:18:06,321 --> 00:18:08,081
Yes, baby. What is it?
460
00:18:08,123 --> 00:18:10,243
Mom, I need
to tell you some real--
461
00:18:10,285 --> 00:18:12,085
Trish, can I talk
to you for a second?
462
00:18:12,127 --> 00:18:13,606
-Okay, wait, wait, one sec.
-I'll be right back.
463
00:18:13,648 --> 00:18:16,209
-I just have to pee.
-Mom.
464
00:18:16,251 --> 00:18:18,171
You keep that Ashley shit
to yourself.
465
00:18:18,213 --> 00:18:20,053
Don't tell your mama
or anybody else.
466
00:18:20,095 --> 00:18:21,895
Why?
467
00:18:21,937 --> 00:18:25,418
Everybody deserves to know
what a scammer Ashley is.
468
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,821
Whatever happened to all that
ride or die loyalty bullshit
469
00:18:27,863 --> 00:18:29,302
she be talking about?
470
00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:31,024
I understand
where you coming from.
471
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,946
But be honest with yourself.
472
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,468
Are you trying to help Miles
or just hurt Ashley?
473
00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:38,511
Hmm? What are you up to?
474
00:18:38,553 --> 00:18:40,153
Hey, Janelle.
475
00:18:40,195 --> 00:18:41,354
Girl, shut the fuck up.
We're on a mission.
476
00:18:41,396 --> 00:18:42,715
Go, go, go, hurry up, hurry up.
477
00:18:42,757 --> 00:18:44,437
Hi, Trish.
478
00:18:44,479 --> 00:18:45,718
Hey, girl.
479
00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:47,801
I brought bone broth.
480
00:18:47,843 --> 00:18:48,962
Great.
481
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,643
Okay, that's five whites.
482
00:18:50,685 --> 00:18:53,088
One spot to go.
483
00:18:54,289 --> 00:18:55,849
Bone broth.
484
00:18:55,891 --> 00:18:58,251
Now, see,
if my Mustafa was here,
485
00:18:58,293 --> 00:18:59,652
he would have captured
all of these
486
00:18:59,694 --> 00:19:01,334
in under 30 seconds flat.
487
00:19:01,376 --> 00:19:02,615
Did I mention his judo skills?
488
00:19:02,657 --> 00:19:04,657
Not in the last five minutes.
489
00:19:04,699 --> 00:19:07,941
When do we get to meet
the magical Mustafa, anyway?
490
00:19:07,983 --> 00:19:11,064
Well, maybe you can
come visit us.
491
00:19:11,106 --> 00:19:12,866
Oh, yes, I love Bali.
492
00:19:12,908 --> 00:19:14,107
You're moving back to Bali
with Prince Charming?
493
00:19:14,149 --> 00:19:16,109
Shh! Shh! Dang, Earl.
494
00:19:16,151 --> 00:19:17,350
It's still a secret, a'ight?
495
00:19:17,392 --> 00:19:18,791
I ain't told Ash yet.
496
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:22,395
Okay, but now the vault
is closed.
497
00:19:22,437 --> 00:19:23,917
No more secrets.
498
00:19:23,959 --> 00:19:26,079
-All right.
-Okay.
499
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:28,201
Man, this little critter
really like you.
500
00:19:28,243 --> 00:19:30,563
Make way! Make way.
501
00:19:33,929 --> 00:19:36,089
Wonderful.
502
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:38,451
That's a pig pig, ain't it?
503
00:19:38,493 --> 00:19:42,615
Talk about high on the hog.
504
00:19:42,657 --> 00:19:44,898
You know,
it's a saying for a reason.
505
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,819
Speech, my lady, speech.
506
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:49,863
Oh! Oh! Speech!
507
00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:52,545
This Meatfest could not have
come at a better time.
508
00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:54,707
I needed this so badly.
509
00:19:54,749 --> 00:19:58,071
I'm so glad to have
all of you in our home.
510
00:19:58,113 --> 00:19:59,312
Aww.
511
00:19:59,354 --> 00:20:00,994
Ah, perfect timing.
512
00:20:01,036 --> 00:20:02,876
Everybody, this is Darrell.
513
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,878
I did not know
what to wear to Meatfest,
514
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,801
from the shoes and my fit
all the way up to the do.
515
00:20:08,843 --> 00:20:11,204
I was just--
so I'm so sorry I'm late.
516
00:20:11,246 --> 00:20:12,685
I didn't know
what to do with my dog
517
00:20:12,727 --> 00:20:13,927
because he gets
separation anxiety.
518
00:20:13,969 --> 00:20:15,328
Hmm.
519
00:20:15,370 --> 00:20:16,890
But you would love him.
520
00:20:16,932 --> 00:20:17,810
Chauncey is
the world's sweetest pit.
521
00:20:20,135 --> 00:20:23,296
Luckily, my cousin Meredith,
she came over to sit with him.
522
00:20:23,338 --> 00:20:25,178
But then driving over here,
I got pulled over.
523
00:20:26,581 --> 00:20:27,820
Thank goodness I knew the cop.
524
00:20:29,264 --> 00:20:30,783
'Cause he pulled me over
last week.
525
00:20:30,825 --> 00:20:32,505
- Ah!
- So I pulled out
526
00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:34,067
my "friends and family
of a cop" badge again,
527
00:20:34,109 --> 00:20:35,668
and he let me go.
528
00:20:35,710 --> 00:20:37,510
It works every time.
529
00:20:37,552 --> 00:20:39,993
Okay, we have reached
audacity of the Caucacity
530
00:20:40,035 --> 00:20:41,674
in the white capacity, y'all.
531
00:20:41,716 --> 00:20:42,956
Yes.
532
00:20:42,998 --> 00:20:44,397
-That's a shame.
-Yeah.
533
00:20:44,439 --> 00:20:45,558
I know that dude,
White Darrell.
534
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,360
That nigga hella Mexican.
535
00:20:47,402 --> 00:20:49,362
All right, all right,
where was I?
536
00:20:49,404 --> 00:20:52,405
Well, you all have been there
for me when I needed you.
537
00:20:52,447 --> 00:20:54,047
And more than that,
you've been there
538
00:20:54,089 --> 00:20:56,769
when I've shut my blinds
and tried to hide.
539
00:20:56,811 --> 00:20:58,932
When I was too proud
or scared to ask,
540
00:20:58,974 --> 00:21:03,496
you have always been
a constant support.
541
00:21:03,538 --> 00:21:06,459
And I can trust you
to be honest with me,
542
00:21:06,501 --> 00:21:08,101
even when the truth hurts.
543
00:21:08,143 --> 00:21:10,903
And that, my friends,
is loyalty.
544
00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:12,946
You are my chosen family.
545
00:21:12,988 --> 00:21:14,747
Aww.
546
00:21:14,789 --> 00:21:16,269
- To Meatfest!
- To Meatfest!
547
00:21:21,716 --> 00:21:23,836
All right, now where
do we start with this?
548
00:21:27,602 --> 00:21:30,165
-You okay?
-I'm far from okay.
549
00:21:32,167 --> 00:21:35,768
Mm-mm-mm.
550
00:21:35,810 --> 00:21:38,371
Always the thirsty bitch.
551
00:21:38,413 --> 00:21:40,253
Lap it up, poor baby dumb-dumb.
552
00:21:40,295 --> 00:21:42,335
Trish, just back the fuck off.
553
00:21:42,377 --> 00:21:44,097
Oh.
Oh, no, no, don't talk to me.
554
00:21:44,139 --> 00:21:45,498
Talk to the judge
in divorce court.
555
00:21:45,540 --> 00:21:47,140
Now's not the time.
556
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,701
Y'all need to get your asses
back in there.
557
00:21:48,743 --> 00:21:50,823
Ooh, I should really
whoop your ass
558
00:21:50,865 --> 00:21:52,145
right here
in front of everybody.
559
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:53,666
Calm down, Trish.
560
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:55,108
Don't fucking tell me
to calm down!
561
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:56,349
- Excuse me?
- Hey!
562
00:21:56,391 --> 00:21:57,390
Oh, why is everyone in here?
563
00:21:57,432 --> 00:21:59,434
Is it something I said?
564
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,958
Earl.
565
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,400
Don't look at me.
566
00:22:07,442 --> 00:22:09,444
I'm-I'm Switzerland.
567
00:22:11,366 --> 00:22:14,247
Oh. Huh?
568
00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:16,369
You?
569
00:22:16,411 --> 00:22:21,134
Earl? Janelle? Nancy? No?
570
00:22:21,176 --> 00:22:23,176
None of y'all, hmm?
571
00:22:23,218 --> 00:22:25,498
Okay, you know what? Fuck it.
572
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,780
I cannot do this shit anymore.
573
00:22:27,822 --> 00:22:29,302
No more secrets.
574
00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:31,584
Mommy,
575
00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:34,467
Ashley done fucked around
on Miles,
576
00:22:34,509 --> 00:22:37,392
and everybody here knows
but you.
577
00:22:42,437 --> 00:22:45,518
Jacque, I am in love with you.
578
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,600
And I tried
to break you and Cuddie up
579
00:22:47,642 --> 00:22:50,243
by telling P-Lo to tell him
to wear a pirate costume.
580
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,964
Sabotage.
581
00:22:52,006 --> 00:22:54,807
Uh, I have some good news.
582
00:22:54,849 --> 00:22:57,610
Um, I'm moving back to Bali.
583
00:22:57,652 --> 00:22:59,252
Hold on. What?
584
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,734
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
585
00:23:01,776 --> 00:23:03,778
Go back.
586
00:23:04,939 --> 00:23:07,660
Ashley, that's not true, is it?
587
00:23:07,702 --> 00:23:10,225
I don't--um...
588
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:17,630
I'm sorry.
589
00:23:17,672 --> 00:23:22,197
I'm so sorry.
There's um... no excuse.
590
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,401
Rainey, I just miss him
so much.
591
00:23:28,443 --> 00:23:30,565
Are you fucking kidding me?
592
00:23:33,087 --> 00:23:37,892
I-I just wanted
a bit of normal again.
593
00:23:39,694 --> 00:23:42,815
I've just been having
a really hard time.
594
00:23:42,857 --> 00:23:45,778
And it's not
anyone else's problem,
595
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:48,301
so I just stuff it down.
596
00:23:48,343 --> 00:23:50,062
But it's gotten worse,
597
00:23:50,104 --> 00:23:52,024
and I- I don't feel
like myself anymore.
598
00:23:52,066 --> 00:23:55,268
I just--I got drunk,
599
00:23:55,310 --> 00:23:57,590
and some guy was being
really nice to me,
600
00:23:57,632 --> 00:24:01,476
and... it was so stupid.
601
00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:05,478
And I'll tell Miles myself.
602
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:08,723
Just- just please, at least
let me tell him myself.
603
00:24:10,645 --> 00:24:12,647
Well, you just did.
604
00:24:18,733 --> 00:24:20,653
Oh, shit.
605
00:24:20,695 --> 00:24:23,178
My brother done
broke out of jail.
606
00:24:27,542 --> 00:24:31,224
I tried to call.
607
00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:34,789
But there's no phones
at Meatfest, so...
608
00:24:36,711 --> 00:24:38,751
Come on, Thizzly.
We did it.
609
00:24:38,793 --> 00:24:40,913
We got the praying mantises!
610
00:24:40,955 --> 00:24:42,555
Dad!
611
00:24:52,006 --> 00:24:53,766
I missed you.
612
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:08,701
Fuck.
613
00:25:08,743 --> 00:25:10,703
We are at white capacity.
614
00:25:10,745 --> 00:25:12,144
Darrell, I will
make you a plate,
615
00:25:12,186 --> 00:25:13,266
but you gotta go.
616
00:25:13,308 --> 00:25:14,747
Okay.
617
00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:20,833
Shit, I'ma name
this shit "Onna Gang," nigga,
618
00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:22,915
'cause, nigga,
everything I'm saying, nigga,
619
00:25:22,957 --> 00:25:25,558
that's on gang, nigga.
620
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,320
♪ Just cause you got
Ya ass a gun ♪
621
00:25:27,362 --> 00:25:29,402
♪ That don't make you
A gangster ♪
622
00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:31,244
♪ Ol' badass lil boy
I'll give you a spanking ♪
623
00:25:31,286 --> 00:25:32,725
♪ I know some niggas
Want me dead ♪
624
00:25:32,767 --> 00:25:34,607
♪ I be keeping 'em patient ♪
625
00:25:34,649 --> 00:25:36,048
♪ Keep taking pictures
With all them hammers ♪
626
00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:37,770
♪ Ain't beating no cases ♪
627
00:25:37,812 --> 00:25:39,212
♪ Load the clips up
With gloves ♪
628
00:25:39,254 --> 00:25:41,534
♪ I ain't leaving no traces ♪
629
00:25:41,576 --> 00:25:43,296
♪ I'll leave up out this Earth
before leaving a statement ♪
630
00:25:43,338 --> 00:25:45,017
♪ Fuck with us
Yeah, just know ♪
631
00:25:45,059 --> 00:25:47,179
♪ That you beefing
With Haitians ♪
632
00:25:47,221 --> 00:25:49,061
♪ We ride around with baby K's
On a special occasion ♪
633
00:25:49,103 --> 00:25:51,063
♪ Li'l bitch, I'm a dog
But a lion at heart ♪
634
00:25:51,105 --> 00:25:52,505
♪ You know that shit
Gon' come to light ♪
635
00:25:52,547 --> 00:25:54,387
♪ You can't hide in the dark ♪
636
00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:55,748
♪ And you can't get up
In this whip ♪
637
00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:57,550
♪ Catch you riding a bar ♪
638
00:25:57,592 --> 00:25:58,911
♪ And you don't mean
Shit you tweet ♪
639
00:25:58,953 --> 00:26:00,993
♪ But be typing it hard ♪
640
00:26:01,035 --> 00:26:02,875
♪ And every time I hit a bitch
It be from behind ♪
641
00:26:02,917 --> 00:26:04,237
♪ When they had me
In that cell ♪
642
00:26:04,279 --> 00:26:06,399
♪ I was beefing with time ♪
643
00:26:06,441 --> 00:26:08,561
♪ Nah, nigga, I don't rap
I'm just speaking my mind ♪
644
00:26:08,603 --> 00:26:10,283
♪ DaBoii for president, bitch
I'm freeing the guys ♪
645
00:26:10,325 --> 00:26:11,684
♪ Keep on talking
Out your neck ♪
646
00:26:11,726 --> 00:26:13,406
♪ That shit funny as fuck ♪
647
00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:14,727
♪ I'm finna pull up
On your sister ♪
648
00:26:14,769 --> 00:26:16,529
♪ And bust me a nut ♪
649
00:26:16,571 --> 00:26:17,810
♪ I'm not familiar
With no manners ♪
650
00:26:17,852 --> 00:26:19,854
♪ Or no home training ♪