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♪ ♪
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Hey, what's up? It's Guapdad.
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I don't know
how I ended up here,
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but I'm pretty sure
I'm about to throw up.
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Before I do that,
you wouldn't believe
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what happened last week
on Blindspotting.
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[coughs]
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- Talkin' 'bout.
- Uh-blah-dow.
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I was married in Bali.
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Yo, who the fuck
are you texting?
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Earl?
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[Janelle] Man, fuck that nigga.
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Shit, he only text me, what,
twice since he got out?
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[Jacque] Hey, Daddy.
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- [Trish] Cuddie's in too deep.
- [Ashley] Yeah.
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I need to break them up.
I need to break them up.
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[bachelorette]
You're just a little sad.
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Like, you have a sad face.
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I wonder what's wrong.
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It's fine.
Every...everything is fine.
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Thank you!
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[hip-hop music plays]
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[rapper]
♪ Scam sell, doing well ♪
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♪ Pulling up in a truck ♪
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♪ I'm a factor in my city
I'm 100 as fuck ♪
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♪ Inuyasha, I'm a dog ♪
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♪ I'm a pit, you a pug ♪
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♪ I'ma always have bitches
'Cause I'm funny as fuck ♪
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♪ These are triple S
Balenciagas ♪
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♪ They looking funky though ♪
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♪ I like 'em slim thick
My brother ♪
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♪ He like them funky hos ♪
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[Trish]
Okay, shit, y'all, we are here!
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- [Ashley] Ooh.
- [Janelle] Yeah.
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- [Trish] Hey.
- [Earl] Ooh.
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[Ashley] Whew, hey.
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Dang, y'all, I haven't been
to the boardwalk
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in hella long.
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Yo, we gotta hit
that Giant Dipper.
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I don't think I've been here
since I was, like, six.
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Yo, Ash, you hear something?
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It sounded like
our long lost friend Earl,
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but apparently,
that dude's been out of jail
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for hella long
and just been ghosting us.
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Okay.
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Nelle, let's just
ease into this.
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- You know what I'm saying?
- [Earl] No.
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I mean, Ashley invited me.
Trish said it was cool.
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Oh, and did y'all know that
he allegedly has a girlfriend
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we ain't never met?
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June got tickets to see Kehlani,
so she went to see Kehlani.
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Oh. Oh, okay. I see.
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So if your new girlfriend
isn't available...
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- Ah, ew, ew, ew, ew.
- Nelle!
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- Chill. That shit's not cute.
- Chill.
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Not cute.
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- Hey.
- [Janelle] Don't.
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- How come Jacque didn't come?
- Oh.
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Um, you know,
she introducing Cuddie
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to her family
at their Halloween party,
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and then
we will never see him again.
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Oh, why do you say it
like that?
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I may have told
Jacque's cousins
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Nump and P-Lo to give Cuddie
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some disastrous costume advice.
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Okay! [laughs]
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Who is ready for Fright Night?
Am I right?
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Trish, what are you doing?
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Um, oh, I'm about to use
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my patent
Trish and Jacque move.
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Okay, what move is that?
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Duh, pretend to be blind
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so you get a disabled pass
and cut the front of the line.
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[all] No!
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- Trish!
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
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- Now you done gone too far.
- Boo.
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- No, Trish.
- Fuck y'all.
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Trish, you can't walk
like that!
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[Trish] Fuck y'all.
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[Janelle] The ancestors
is watching, Trish!
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[Earl] We should have
to walk like that.
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- We all have to...
- [Ashley] God.
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[Earl] Wait, guys, help.
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[Ashley]
Are you fucking kidding me?
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I don't want no part in this.
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[rapper] ♪ Your style's
Fucking pitiful ♪
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♪ I'm a pit bull
With no leash ♪
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♪ Call the police ♪
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♪ I think that MC host shit
Is weak as fuck ♪
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♪ Please button up
And have a seat ♪
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♪ You'd think I had chainsawed
My face off ♪
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♪ Replaced face
With another chain saw ♪
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♪ Had guard on
Now that guard off ♪
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♪ I'm like, "Hey, everybody
I should take off" ♪
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♪ Like gone off
To see you bad... ♪
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Look at my Tagalog queen. Damn!
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- And what are you?
- Oh, me?
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[chuckles]
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Blah-dow! Pirate.
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- I'm here for that booty.
- [Jacque] Oh, fuck.
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Okay, no, no, no.
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Maybe we should
just go somewhere else.
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You-you don't want to go
in there dressed like that.
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Uh...come on, babe.
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Is this about
meeting your parents?
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No.
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- Or is this a Filipino thing?
- No.
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'Cause, honestly,
I'm hella nervous
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about meeting your pops,
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so I- I did a lot of research,
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and I talked
to your cousin Nump...
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Ugh, no!
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...and there's nowhere
where I ever read
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there being any beef
between pirates
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and the Filipino community.
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I mean, of course,
unless you count Hook.
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Like, that's straight funk.
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Uh-huh.
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Because Rufio.
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He Filipino.
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Did you know that?
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[sighs]
I did.
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I do.
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And you're not a pirate.
You make a cute musketeer.
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[chuckles]
I'm a pirate.
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Mm-mmm, no, you're
a musketeer tonight, okay?
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Let's just get these
buttoned up, okay?
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- Okay, fine. Let's go inside.
- Okay.
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But don't take your coat off,
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no matter what.
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Okay.
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- [thump]
- [Cuddie] Oh.
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- I got you.
- Cool. Thanks, babe.
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Thank you.
Hey, Mom.
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- Hi.
- Hey, Jacque. Mwah.
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- This is Cuddie.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.
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Tall. Nice to meet you too.
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- Dad's in the back.
- Okay, thanks.
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- Ooh, you did that one, huh?
- I did.
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See, that feel like
a nice precursor
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to your trappy mermaid saga.
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[Jacque] It is.
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[Cuddie] Oh, is that your dad?
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[dramatic fantasy music plays]
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[Lost Boys crowing]
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[Lost Boys] Bangarang,
bangarang, bangarang!
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Stop!
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For real?
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- Jacque, is your daddy...
- No, no, don't say it!
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- Rufio...
- No!
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[Trish] Okay, y'all.
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[gasps]
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Blow!
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With this, I can take
up to three guests
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to the front of every line.
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Oh, my God.
Y'all, this is so wrong, okay?
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Why we didn't
just get fast passes?
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- 'Cause they $300 each.
- Ugh, ugh.
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Okay, why y'all making
such a big deal out of this?
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It is a life hack, okay?
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Look, y'all don't ever use
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the big handicap stall
in the bathroom?
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- Really?
- No.
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Really? Okay.
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Well, this is
the same thing, okay?
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The same exact thing.
Who does it hurt?
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[Janelle] For starters,
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it's offensive
to disabled people.
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Girl, it's Halloween.
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Everybody is
being offensive today.
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Ooh, look, look, look, see?
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She is cosplaying
being a sex worker,
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and you don't see me
throwing a fucking fit!
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Oh, my gosh, Trish,
could you please just lose
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the fucking stick, okay?
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They have to cut
to the front of the line
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because they're
really disabled, okay?
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Uh, Nelle,
say "differently abled."
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Uh, okay, wait, wait, hold up,
hold up, hold up, okay.
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Aren't you pretending
to be Catholic right now?
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- Hmm?
- What?
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You a Buddhist, nigga.
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I'm paying homage
to Deloris Van Cartier.
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And I'm paying homage
to fucking blind people.
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- No.
- Uh...
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Nigga, you are not blind.
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And you are not Deloris.
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[rapper] ♪ I could fight
Like Kun Li with my all that ♪
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[Jacque] Be cool.
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[Cuddie] How could you not
tell me your daddy is Rufio?
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[Jacque] How has it not come up
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that you're this obsessed
with Hook?
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It was one of my favorite
movies growing up.
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Look, I am not
emotionally equipped
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for this moment right now.
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It's okay. Come on.
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Hey, Dad, look who's here.
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It's my boyfriend,
who you promised to be nice to.
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[Cuddie] Mr. Basco,
it's a pleasure to meet you.
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Ooh.
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You are tall, man. Real tall.
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Well, you know,
I know everything about you
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from watching your...
from watching Jacque
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just talk about you so much,
about what a great swords...
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- Dad- dad and father you are.
- Be cool.
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[Dante] My daughter...
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says you're a banker.
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I mean, what's that like?
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[Cuddie]
Uh, you know, it's real cool.
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You know,
I- I work in a bank bank.
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I count money, collect debt,
sail the high seas of finance,
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but-but not like a pirate.
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- [Jacque] Oh, God.
- [guest] Huh?
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[guest]
Hey, who just said pirate?
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- Oh, my God.
- [Cuddie] Oh, nah, nah, nah.
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I said, "Not a pirate."
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[rapper] ♪ I playing
Credit roulette, hey ♪
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♪ I don't really have no time
For stank hos ♪
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♪ I just really want to get
A bankroll, bankroll ♪
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♪ In the club
I just might change clubs ♪
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Ooh.
[sighs]
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Shit. It's a long way down.
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Who the fuck are you texting?
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- It's none of your business.
- What you saying?
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What you sending?
You sending some pictures?
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Can you mind your own business?
Back up, Smash.
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'Cause if we fall,
I'ma kick your ass.
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- Stop.
- Ow.
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I was gonna wait
to tell you this,
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but, um...
I'm talking to Mustafa again.
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Mustafa Mustafa?
Like, Bali Mustafa?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Ooh, child. Oh, no.
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So is-is June
your new girlfriend?
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I don't know, girlfriend is,
like, a tough thing
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- for me to define, you know?
- Mm, yeah.
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Pshh.
[sighs]
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- I heard that.
- [Janelle] Don't do that.
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- Don't do that.
- [Ashley] Nelle.
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You said that he didn't
double down for you.
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Okay, well,
you and Miles are not
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the only tragic love story,
Ash, okay?
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'Cause I been married
to a motherfucker too,
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and you don't know
what it was like.
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[groans]
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- Are you dating somebody?
- [sighs]
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00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,027
It's tragic, Earl.
247
00:09:08,227 --> 00:09:11,417
My heart is telling me
I'm in love with Jacque.
248
00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:12,727
- The fuck?
- [Earl] Mm.
249
00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,377
And she's with Cuddie.
250
00:09:14,577 --> 00:09:16,397
Okay, well, fine. Fine.
251
00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,317
I am so happy for you, Nelle.
252
00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,837
Everybody, I'm so happy
for my friend Nelle...look.
253
00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:23,277
Okay, now you being
a fucking jerk.
254
00:09:23,477 --> 00:09:24,867
- Look, I'm smiling.
- Okay.
255
00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:27,517
My best fucking friend
is moving back to Bali!
256
00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:30,127
Wow, I didn't even say
that I was going back to...
257
00:09:30,327 --> 00:09:31,477
you know what, fine.
258
00:09:31,677 --> 00:09:34,137
Bet, Ash. You got it.
Never mind.
259
00:09:34,337 --> 00:09:36,577
Wait, I lightweight thought
you already were with Jacque.
260
00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,227
And niggas thought
you was with Janelle.
261
00:09:38,427 --> 00:09:40,967
Oh, no, she mad at me
262
00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:43,227
because I didn't keep in
contact when I got sent back.
263
00:09:43,427 --> 00:09:44,977
[Trish] Hmm.
264
00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:49,137
Which, like, I get it,
but sometimes...
265
00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,307
...going there
just complicates shit out here.
266
00:09:53,507 --> 00:09:55,417
And no disrespect to y'all.
267
00:09:55,617 --> 00:09:58,897
It's just, some shit,
268
00:09:59,097 --> 00:10:00,137
y'all just can't understand
about that.
269
00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:01,447
Mm.
270
00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:02,727
But that doesn't mean
271
00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:04,967
I don't care about her,
you know?
272
00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:07,257
Nice monologue, brother.
You gonna tell her that?
273
00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:10,437
I'm just saying,
it seems unhealthy.
274
00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:12,307
[Janelle scoffs] Tss.
275
00:10:12,507 --> 00:10:14,397
Well, I don't think
that healthy
276
00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:16,677
is your area
of expertise lately.
277
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,437
You gonna tell Jacque
you in love with her?
278
00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:20,857
I mean, I don't need
to tell that girl nothing,
279
00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:24,887
because once her and Cuddie
are done,
280
00:10:25,077 --> 00:10:27,467
the wifedom is back.
281
00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:28,757
Ooh, that reminds me.
282
00:10:28,957 --> 00:10:31,427
I need to text P-Lo.
283
00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:34,347
[P-Lo] ♪ Same squad
Same squad, same squad ♪
284
00:10:34,547 --> 00:10:36,877
♪ Drop-top coupe
Dodge raindrops ♪
285
00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:39,727
♪ Big bag plays on FaceTime ♪
286
00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:41,917
[phone chimes]
287
00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:44,227
♪ Same squad,
same squad, same squad ♪
288
00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:47,097
♪ Cross move quick like AI ♪
289
00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:49,277
♪ Chain shine bright
Like daytime ♪
290
00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:51,447
♪ Stack big bread
Like waist high ♪
291
00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:53,977
♪ Uh, I don't do lames ♪
292
00:10:54,177 --> 00:10:56,287
♪ Little bitch watch out
like 2 Chainz ♪
293
00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:57,457
♪ Uh, I done swerved
In a new lane ♪
294
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,917
Oh...
295
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,047
- [record scratches]
- [all gasp]
296
00:11:01,247 --> 00:11:02,267
Pirate!
297
00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:03,707
[dramatic music plays]
298
00:11:03,907 --> 00:11:07,357
- What?
- Ah, hell nah!
299
00:11:07,557 --> 00:11:09,317
You been a pirate
this whole time?
300
00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:11,847
We been gigging with you.
301
00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:13,927
Is nothing sacred?
302
00:11:14,127 --> 00:11:15,847
I know how this looks!
303
00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:17,417
Can we please not do this?
304
00:11:17,617 --> 00:11:20,477
You a pirate, pare!
We kill pirates!
305
00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:23,567
[sighs]
Oh, every fucking time!
306
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,417
Whenever I bring a boy home,
my dad challenges him
307
00:11:26,617 --> 00:11:28,407
to a sword fight,
308
00:11:28,597 --> 00:11:30,557
and when you lose,
309
00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,537
it means
you're a pirate forever.
310
00:11:32,737 --> 00:11:35,497
♪ ♪
311
00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:38,387
All I ever wanted to be
was a Lost Boy.
312
00:11:38,587 --> 00:11:41,137
But can he fight? Can he fly?
313
00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:43,917
Can he...
[crows]
314
00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:46,437
[all crow]
315
00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:51,957
Babe, don't worry.
I was born for this.
316
00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:56,957
I got hands.
317
00:11:57,147 --> 00:12:00,457
I am fly.
318
00:12:00,657 --> 00:12:02,737
I can't crow...
319
00:12:02,937 --> 00:12:05,307
but I can "Yee!"
320
00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,747
[all] Yee!
321
00:12:06,947 --> 00:12:09,807
♪ ♪
322
00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:12,897
[all] Ooh!
323
00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:18,457
- Ha!
- [both grunting]
324
00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:20,387
[dramatic musical flourish]
325
00:12:20,587 --> 00:12:23,677
[together] "Cheese Palace's
Cheese Chalice.
326
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,817
Complete the Goblet
of Cheese Challenge."
327
00:12:28,217 --> 00:12:31,877
What the fuck
is a goblet of cheese?
328
00:12:32,077 --> 00:12:34,537
Fuck around and find out.
329
00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:36,387
[triumphant music plays]
330
00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:40,557
Yo, this is delicious.
331
00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:43,587
There's gotta be, like,
ten different high-end cheeses
332
00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:45,737
in this fondue.
333
00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:47,197
That sound disgusting.
334
00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:49,287
Yo, we should get on
the giant teacups.
335
00:12:49,487 --> 00:12:50,857
[Trish] A'ight, let me get
my blind stick ready.
336
00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:53,377
[Janelle] No, Ash,
back me up here.
337
00:12:53,577 --> 00:12:55,137
Well, I'm all about gaming
the system.
338
00:12:55,337 --> 00:12:56,537
If you can make life
a little bit easier,
339
00:12:56,737 --> 00:12:57,857
do that shit.
340
00:12:58,057 --> 00:13:00,037
Period, my nigga.
341
00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,777
Who does it hurt?
342
00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:04,037
Well, can you just at least
get rid of the cane?
343
00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:06,197
Fine, Nelle, yes,
I'll get rid of the cane
344
00:13:06,397 --> 00:13:08,217
and just feel around,
but, you know,
345
00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,007
this is me
and Jacque's tradition,
346
00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,097
and I don't see nothing wrong
with it.
347
00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:15,427
- Damn, that's a good goblet.
- [Earl] Mm-hmm.
348
00:13:15,617 --> 00:13:18,097
Okay, y'all are really hyping
it. Let me try it.
349
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,487
I'ma try it. Let's see.
350
00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:21,017
'Cause it look disgusting.
351
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,847
Don't knock it till you...
you know?
352
00:13:25,047 --> 00:13:28,497
[slurping]
353
00:13:28,697 --> 00:13:31,437
[cashier] Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
354
00:13:31,637 --> 00:13:33,327
[slurps]
Oh.
355
00:13:33,527 --> 00:13:34,937
Oh, that shit good.
356
00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:36,377
[Earl] Right.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
357
00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:38,337
[Janelle]
Oh, that's good, Earl. Mm-hmm.
358
00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:41,467
[whimsical music plays]
359
00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,347
[Dante yelling]
360
00:13:44,537 --> 00:13:47,087
[both grunting]
361
00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,977
[dramatic music plays]
362
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,037
♪ ♪
363
00:13:54,477 --> 00:13:55,967
[crows]
364
00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,747
[all crowing]
365
00:13:58,947 --> 00:14:00,987
[parkgoers screaming]
366
00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:03,487
[laughs]
Hey, see, y'all?
367
00:14:03,687 --> 00:14:06,977
That line was a 45-minute wait,
368
00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:09,147
and we walked right in, okay?
369
00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:10,647
You're welcome.
370
00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,307
I don't know, y'all.
371
00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:14,217
Like, I- I'm hella scared
of haunted houses, okay?
372
00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,507
I've been to prison.
This for sure not scary.
373
00:14:16,707 --> 00:14:18,417
Which door
are we taking, y'all?
374
00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:19,717
[Earl] Mm...
375
00:14:21,107 --> 00:14:22,537
this one?
376
00:14:22,727 --> 00:14:24,557
Okay, well, you know,
377
00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:25,947
as long as we all
stay together, you know?
378
00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:27,257
Uh-huh. Yeah, girl.
we right there.
379
00:14:27,457 --> 00:14:28,557
[Janelle]
Safety in numbers now.
380
00:14:28,757 --> 00:14:30,997
[Trish] Mmm.
381
00:14:31,197 --> 00:14:32,347
Let's hit the other one.
382
00:14:32,547 --> 00:14:33,977
We gonna let them
work that one out.
383
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,347
[chortles]
384
00:14:35,547 --> 00:14:37,787
[Janelle] Ashley? Trish?
385
00:14:37,987 --> 00:14:41,247
- [Earl gulping]
- Shit. I think they got 'em.
386
00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,187
See? Fuck, Earl!
387
00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:45,907
This is...we are not supposed
to get separated, okay?
388
00:14:46,107 --> 00:14:48,997
And this is what we get
for posing as fucking disabled.
389
00:14:49,197 --> 00:14:50,447
Differently abled.
390
00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:52,517
- [skeleton] Boo!
- [screams] Oh, God!
391
00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,237
[cackling]
392
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,847
- [Dante and Cuddie grunting]
- [spatulas clanging]
393
00:14:58,047 --> 00:15:00,827
[dramatic music plays]
394
00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:04,267
♪ ♪
395
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,857
- [Cuddie] Ah!
- [Dante] Ah!
396
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:08,937
[both grunting]
397
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:18,197
[screams]
398
00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:19,907
[Cuddie] Whoa!
399
00:15:20,947 --> 00:15:23,307
Why didn't you just go
to Jacque's tonight, huh?
400
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:24,877
We could've came here
another night.
401
00:15:25,077 --> 00:15:26,927
Ugh, because her family
has this Halloween party
402
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,297
every year, and she wanted
to take Cuddie alone.
403
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,947
Oh, okay,
so you just invited us
404
00:15:32,147 --> 00:15:33,577
to make her jealous,
405
00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:34,717
because y'all used
to come here all the time?
406
00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,977
That's cool. That's fine.
407
00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,717
Ashley, yes.
408
00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,637
And also, fuck Cuddie,
because I am the one
409
00:15:42,837 --> 00:15:45,247
who usually goes to those
fucking family gatherings, yo.
410
00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:47,007
Groundhog's Day. Veteran's Day.
411
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,927
We used to be getting hype
for Cinco de Mayo,
412
00:15:49,127 --> 00:15:50,727
'cause you know
they basically some Mexicans.
413
00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:53,257
Why don't you just tell her
how you feel, okay?
414
00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,257
Stop scheming, nigga,
and just be honest.
415
00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:56,167
[skeleton] Boo!
416
00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:57,697
[both] Boo.
417
00:15:57,897 --> 00:15:59,217
What was that?
418
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,737
[Guapdad] Oh.
419
00:16:01,937 --> 00:16:03,177
How you ladies doing?
Y'all like hip-hop?
420
00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:04,937
- [Trish] Oh, shit!
- [Ashley] Oh! No!
421
00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,357
Blasphemy, nigga!
In the name of mixtape!
422
00:16:07,557 --> 00:16:09,657
That shit sucks.
Go, go, go, go!
423
00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:12,667
[Janelle] So you and June, huh?
424
00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:15,577
- [roars]
- [screams]
425
00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:17,537
I mean, yeah, we were together
at high school,
426
00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:20,587
and then we reconnected,
and yeah.
427
00:16:20,787 --> 00:16:22,417
It's been really good.
428
00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:23,847
[Janelle]
I mean, we just didn't know
429
00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:25,717
what the hell
had happened to you,
430
00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,937
and you cut us off like
we didn't matter to you, so...
431
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,767
- [growls]
- [screams]
432
00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:35,257
All right, it's...
433
00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:37,447
I just retreat
to what I can control.
434
00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:39,297
[soft music plays]
435
00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:40,797
I'm sorry, though.
436
00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:43,047
I'm not trying to hurt y'all
or nothing.
437
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:46,287
I guess I'm sorry too. I...
438
00:16:46,487 --> 00:16:49,007
Like, I didn't know, you know?
So...
439
00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,877
- I just...[chuckles]
- [voice chortling distantly]
440
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,487
Fuck it. Like, I missed you.
441
00:16:54,687 --> 00:16:55,817
[distant scream]
442
00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:57,957
No, like,
you're important to me.
443
00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:03,537
You're important to me too.
444
00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:07,677
[distant screaming continues]
445
00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:09,347
Can we, like...
446
00:17:09,547 --> 00:17:11,117
[Earl] Like, hug it out?
Yeah, sure.
447
00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:12,707
[both chuckle]
448
00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,357
[zombie actor moaning]
449
00:17:14,557 --> 00:17:15,987
[whispering]
No, no, no, no, no.
450
00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:17,637
[zombie groans]
451
00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,677
I'm really glad you're okay.
452
00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,757
Well, I'm getting there.
453
00:17:23,957 --> 00:17:25,387
- [phone chimes]
- Oh.
454
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,037
[distant prolonged scream]
455
00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:31,007
Yo, who is Mustafa?
456
00:17:31,207 --> 00:17:33,337
- [text whooshes]
- It's my ex-husband.
457
00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:35,007
What?
458
00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:36,137
[Janelle]
I never mentioned that?
459
00:17:36,337 --> 00:17:37,397
[laughter]
460
00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:39,837
- Oh!
- Oh, God damn.
461
00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:41,907
I hate fucking clowns.
462
00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:44,107
Eh, no, you don't, 'cause you
fucking with my brother.
463
00:17:44,307 --> 00:17:45,847
[chuckles]
You funny.
464
00:17:46,047 --> 00:17:47,697
[both laugh]
465
00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:49,977
[crazed laughter]
466
00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:51,477
- [metal slams]
- [both screaming]
467
00:17:51,677 --> 00:17:53,587
- [clown cackling]
- [screaming continues]
468
00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,427
- [growls]
- [both screaming]
469
00:17:58,617 --> 00:18:00,227
- You!
- Damn, nigga!
470
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,487
[Guapdad]
Hey, yo, chill, chill.
471
00:18:01,687 --> 00:18:03,037
Look, look, look, look, look.
472
00:18:03,237 --> 00:18:04,517
My name Guapdad.
473
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,497
This my new mixtape,
Scamboy Color.
474
00:18:06,697 --> 00:18:08,907
Yeah.
Look, you been dodging it.
475
00:18:09,107 --> 00:18:11,127
Go ahead, take that,
and it's all slaps.
476
00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:12,787
I promise you I'm finna be
477
00:18:12,987 --> 00:18:14,657
one of the biggest niggas
of all time.
478
00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:16,747
Like, hella big,
at the Grammys,
479
00:18:16,947 --> 00:18:19,637
15-foot-long do-rag dragging
on these motherfuckers,
480
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,317
letting these bitches know
I'm that nigga.
481
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,227
Uh, but why?
482
00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:26,337
Are you making eye contact
with me?
483
00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:28,717
Girl, you're pretending
to be a blind nun?
484
00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,667
Ah, nigga, you got me.
485
00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,107
Okay, I'm just trying to get
to the front of the line.
486
00:18:32,307 --> 00:18:33,937
Who does it hurt?
487
00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:35,827
You, 'cause you don't even need
to be blind to do that.
488
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,377
Why?
489
00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:39,757
Neither of y'all got ADD?
490
00:18:40,627 --> 00:18:44,297
Okay, okay, Janelle,
here you go, bitch.
491
00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:46,907
I've just been informed
of some interesting news.
492
00:18:47,107 --> 00:18:50,387
The boardwalk's website says,
"Our disability program
493
00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,807
"grants guests
with qualified impairments
494
00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:54,627
special access to our parks."
495
00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,137
What are the impairments?
496
00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:59,677
"ADHD, bipolar disorder,
depression, anxiety,
497
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,687
and PTSD are all accommodated."
498
00:19:02,877 --> 00:19:06,667
Bitch, we only need one person
with disabilities,
499
00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:08,467
and we have three.
500
00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:12,587
Yes, yes, because I do...
I do have ADHD.
501
00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:14,717
Earl has PTSD.
502
00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,347
You can't say that.
I can say that.
503
00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:17,937
You can't say that, though.
504
00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,117
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa.
505
00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:22,417
[chuckles]
Brother, you're triggered.
506
00:19:22,617 --> 00:19:24,987
And Ashley...
Ashley's depressed.
507
00:19:25,187 --> 00:19:27,337
- I am not depressed.
- I'm not triggered.
508
00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:28,777
And I'm not depressed.
509
00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:30,147
[Trish]
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
510
00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:33,687
Can we please, please
cut in front
511
00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:35,907
of some of these lines?
512
00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:39,327
Or do you have
any more objections, Janelle?
513
00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:44,227
I was just speaking up
for real disabled people.
514
00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:45,617
- No.
- [Trish and Ashley] No.
515
00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:49,707
- [Earl] No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, ooh.
516
00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:51,667
So now mental health
isn't real?
517
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,497
- I never said that.
- Damn, Nelle.
518
00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:56,627
I ain't know you was gonna be
a bigot for Halloween.
519
00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:59,957
Whoa! Okay, y'all
really reaching now, okay?
520
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,197
'Cause that's not what I meant.
What- what I mean...
521
00:20:03,397 --> 00:20:05,567
- what I was trying to say...
- [stomach gurgling]
522
00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,597
Aw, fuck. You know what?
I'm not...
523
00:20:07,797 --> 00:20:09,297
I'm not really
thinking straight
524
00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:11,837
'cause, you know,
something for real is wrong
525
00:20:12,037 --> 00:20:13,557
- with my stomach.
- [stomach gurgles]
526
00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,997
Earl, what the fuck
is in this goblet of cheese?
527
00:20:16,197 --> 00:20:18,717
Oh, in the cheese chalice?
Cheese, nigga.
528
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,767
[chuckles]
529
00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:23,527
I gots to go.
530
00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:25,307
She trippin'.
531
00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:27,267
This is literally
the best drink food
532
00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,037
I have ever had.
533
00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:33,007
Move, bitch, get out the way!
Shit!
534
00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:36,017
Don't fucking judge me.
Shit, I gotta go!
535
00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:38,387
Hey!
Hey, yo!
536
00:20:38,587 --> 00:20:41,147
- Hey! Hey, come on!
- [person retching]
537
00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:42,677
Shit, I got the bubble guts!
538
00:20:42,877 --> 00:20:44,497
Shit!
539
00:20:44,697 --> 00:20:46,007
Fuck you, fucking piece of
sh...
540
00:20:46,197 --> 00:20:49,057
♪ ♪
541
00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:51,747
[stomach gurgling]
542
00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:54,337
- Who does it hurt?
- [person] That's so wrong.
543
00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:57,227
[dramatic fantasy music plays]
544
00:20:57,427 --> 00:21:00,417
[both grunting]
545
00:21:03,907 --> 00:21:04,997
- [Cuddie] Ahh!
- Catch!
546
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,937
Aha!
547
00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:09,697
- Oh!
- [crowd] Ooh!
548
00:21:09,897 --> 00:21:11,507
[wheezes]
549
00:21:11,707 --> 00:21:14,357
[all] Bangarang,
bangarang, bangarang!
550
00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:17,277
- Do you yield, pirate?
- Kill the pirate!
551
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,967
[all]
Kill the pirate!
552
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:22,037
I'm not a pirate!
I'm just a banker!
553
00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,717
Kill the banker!
554
00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,367
[all] Kill the banker!
555
00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,257
Do you yield?
556
00:21:27,457 --> 00:21:29,007
I...I...
557
00:21:29,197 --> 00:21:30,637
Damn it, Dad, stop it!
558
00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:32,767
I don't care
about this stupid test, okay?
559
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,547
I get to choose who I'm with.
560
00:21:36,237 --> 00:21:37,767
Babe, are you okay?
561
00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:39,987
Babe, what hurts the most
562
00:21:40,187 --> 00:21:43,207
is, you the best damn thing
that ever happened to me.
563
00:21:43,407 --> 00:21:47,307
And now...
we'll never be together.
564
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:51,287
[speaking Tagalog]
565
00:21:51,487 --> 00:21:52,777
[sighs]
566
00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:57,317
Look. Look!
567
00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:01,517
My daughter
is a brilliant artist
568
00:22:01,717 --> 00:22:03,497
and a successful businesswoman.
569
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,887
I just want to make sure
whoever she's with is worthy.
570
00:22:06,087 --> 00:22:09,367
And you clearly mean a lot
to Jacque.
571
00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:10,477
You know,
she's never actually fought
572
00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,637
for any other guy.
573
00:22:12,837 --> 00:22:15,327
Plus you're a banker,
and, uh, if you two
574
00:22:15,527 --> 00:22:18,417
eventually have children,
you'll raise the average height
575
00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:21,117
of this family
by at least two feet.
576
00:22:21,317 --> 00:22:23,377
I'd say that's upward mobility
in two ways.
577
00:22:24,597 --> 00:22:26,477
You mean...
578
00:22:26,677 --> 00:22:29,297
You're a Lost Boy, baby.
579
00:22:29,497 --> 00:22:32,287
[triumphant music plays]
580
00:22:32,487 --> 00:22:33,417
♪ ♪
581
00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:35,877
[crows]
582
00:22:36,077 --> 00:22:37,807
[crows]
583
00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:41,657
[all crowing]
584
00:22:41,857 --> 00:22:44,857
I'm a Lost Boy!
I'm a fucking Lost Boy!
585
00:22:45,057 --> 00:22:47,097
[sobs]
586
00:22:47,297 --> 00:22:49,427
[announcer]
Attention, the park will be
587
00:22:49,627 --> 00:22:50,737
closing in ten minutes.
588
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,547
- [squeals]
- Trish, hold up!
589
00:22:52,737 --> 00:22:54,437
Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Ha.
590
00:22:54,637 --> 00:22:55,937
We're doing the last ride,
591
00:22:56,137 --> 00:22:57,197
and uh, there's people
ahead of you.
592
00:22:57,397 --> 00:22:59,137
Oh, oh, oh, yo, it's cool
593
00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,917
'cause we are
differently disabled.
594
00:23:02,117 --> 00:23:03,427
Oh.
595
00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:07,167
I have ADHD, he got PTSD,
she is...
596
00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:08,887
- I'm a hypocrite.
- [Trish] Mm-hmm.
597
00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,767
And she's depressed.
598
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,997
Okay, yeah, I-I see it.
599
00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:18,647
- [scoffs]
- [attendant] Get on.
600
00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,917
Oh, I'll take your-your bags.
601
00:23:21,117 --> 00:23:22,567
Oh, all right, hang on.
602
00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:25,817
[attendant] Appreciate it.
603
00:23:26,017 --> 00:23:27,427
Oh, you're gonna have to
rack your goblet, sir.
604
00:23:27,627 --> 00:23:30,017
Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Right.
605
00:23:30,217 --> 00:23:32,427
Rack it, Earl. Rack it.
Let's go. Giant Dipper.
606
00:23:32,627 --> 00:23:34,227
Fuck it. I'll just chug it.
607
00:23:37,837 --> 00:23:39,677
Hey, bitch.
608
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,027
Hey.
609
00:23:41,227 --> 00:23:42,877
Look where I am at.
610
00:23:43,077 --> 00:23:46,007
Bitch, I am
at the Giant Dipper.
611
00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,907
Back on my Trish and Jacque
blind trick.
612
00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:51,337
[laughs]
Throwback!
613
00:23:51,537 --> 00:23:53,147
The old days.
614
00:23:53,347 --> 00:23:55,127
Wait, we probably
shouldn't do that anymore.
615
00:23:55,327 --> 00:23:58,387
- It's kinda mean.
- Huh.
616
00:23:58,587 --> 00:24:02,007
Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
You right.
617
00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,957
- [all singing "Dahil sa Iyo"]
- Hey, check this out, girl.
618
00:24:04,157 --> 00:24:06,837
[all singing in Tagalog]
619
00:24:07,037 --> 00:24:08,527
[Jacque] We really missed you
this year.
620
00:24:08,727 --> 00:24:10,617
Hey!
621
00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,907
They knighted me a Lost Boy!
622
00:24:14,107 --> 00:24:16,537
[laughs]
623
00:24:16,737 --> 00:24:19,407
Cool, dude.
624
00:24:19,607 --> 00:24:21,197
[all singing in Tagalog]
625
00:24:21,397 --> 00:24:22,287
- All right, bye, girl.
- Bye.
626
00:24:22,487 --> 00:24:24,107
Gotta go. Love you.
627
00:24:24,307 --> 00:24:27,047
[all singing in Tagalog]
628
00:24:27,247 --> 00:24:30,107
♪ ♪
629
00:24:36,897 --> 00:24:38,157
Cuddied again.
630
00:24:41,987 --> 00:24:44,417
I did it.
I'm the King of Cheese.
631
00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:47,787
[chuckles]
Everyone, the King of Cheese!
632
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,227
[trumpet fanfare plays]
633
00:24:49,427 --> 00:24:51,267
[announcer] Huzzah, huzzah!
634
00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:55,037
The King of Cheese Chalice
Cheese Challenge conquers all.
635
00:24:55,237 --> 00:24:58,237
Huzzah, huzzah!
Huzzah, huzzah!
636
00:24:58,437 --> 00:25:02,067
Thank you.
You may arise, all of you.
637
00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:04,477
- Time for my ride.
- [Janelle] Yes, come on, Earl.
638
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:05,457
- Shit.
- [Earl] Thank you, my liege.
639
00:25:05,657 --> 00:25:07,027
Your highness. Sit down.
640
00:25:07,227 --> 00:25:08,807
- Ah, noble steed.
- Here we go.
641
00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,707
[triumphant music plays]
642
00:25:11,907 --> 00:25:14,877
All right, y'all!
Here we go!
643
00:25:15,077 --> 00:25:17,907
- Whoo!
- Oh, my God.
644
00:25:18,107 --> 00:25:21,497
My heart is going crazy.
Oh, shit!
645
00:25:21,697 --> 00:25:23,907
Oh, shit!
Ooh!
646
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,367
Hey, y'all, hey,
I fucking love y'all.
647
00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,087
I love y'all so much.
Thank you for inviting me.
648
00:25:28,287 --> 00:25:29,657
I love...
649
00:25:29,857 --> 00:25:31,307
I forgot how much
I love roller coasters.
650
00:25:31,507 --> 00:25:33,577
I love roller coasters!
Oh, my God.
651
00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,007
- It's gonna be great.
- Yes, it's gonna be awesome.
652
00:25:35,207 --> 00:25:36,507
- It's gonna be great.
- Here we go, shit!
653
00:25:36,707 --> 00:25:38,147
Hey, I'm the King of Ch...
654
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,017
- I'm the King of Cheese!
- Oh, shit!
655
00:25:40,217 --> 00:25:42,557
[riders screaming]
656
00:25:42,757 --> 00:25:44,667
["Dahil Sa Iyo" playing]
657
00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:47,567
[singer singing in Tagalog]
658
00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:50,707
♪ ♪
659
00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:15,097
[Earl and Janelle
continue whooping, laughing]
660
00:26:15,287 --> 00:26:17,947
[singing in Tagalog continues]
661
00:26:18,147 --> 00:26:20,957
♪ ♪
662
00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:38,637
Let's go!
663
00:26:38,837 --> 00:26:40,247
Oh, man!
664
00:26:40,447 --> 00:26:41,677
This shit hella fun!
665
00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:45,467
- Oh, my goodness.
- Oh, my God.
666
00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,517
Whew. Shit.
667
00:26:47,717 --> 00:26:48,887
Oh, I'm glad I went
to the bathroom
668
00:26:49,087 --> 00:26:50,717
before we got
on this shit, Earl.
669
00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:51,907
Whew.
670
00:26:53,907 --> 00:26:55,217
Father forgive me,
for I have had fun.
671
00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:56,777
[both laugh]
672
00:26:58,477 --> 00:27:00,307
You really think I'm depressed?
673
00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:10,367
[whispering]
Girlfriend is trippin'.
674
00:27:10,567 --> 00:27:12,257
Yeah.
675
00:27:12,457 --> 00:27:13,477
[melody continues]
676
00:27:13,677 --> 00:27:16,537
♪ ♪
677
00:27:41,257 --> 00:27:44,077
[singing in Tagalog]
678
00:27:44,277 --> 00:27:47,087
♪ ♪