1 00:00:01,947 --> 00:00:04,867 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:13,477 --> 00:00:15,647 Hey, what's up? It's Guapdad. 3 00:00:15,847 --> 00:00:17,227 I don't know how I ended up here, 4 00:00:17,427 --> 00:00:19,057 but I'm pretty sure I'm about to throw up. 5 00:00:19,257 --> 00:00:21,197 Before I do that, you wouldn't believe 6 00:00:21,387 --> 00:00:22,647 what happened last week on Blindspotting. 7 00:00:22,847 --> 00:00:24,757 [coughs] 8 00:00:24,957 --> 00:00:26,227 - Talkin' 'bout. - Uh-blah-dow. 9 00:00:28,497 --> 00:00:31,507 I was married in Bali. 10 00:00:31,707 --> 00:00:32,917 Yo, who the fuck are you texting? 11 00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:34,117 Earl? 12 00:00:34,317 --> 00:00:35,817 [Janelle] Man, fuck that nigga. 13 00:00:36,017 --> 00:00:38,337 Shit, he only text me, what, twice since he got out? 14 00:00:38,537 --> 00:00:40,057 [Jacque] Hey, Daddy. 15 00:00:40,257 --> 00:00:41,687 - [Trish] Cuddie's in too deep. - [Ashley] Yeah. 16 00:00:41,887 --> 00:00:44,607 I need to break them up. I need to break them up. 17 00:00:44,807 --> 00:00:45,867 [bachelorette] You're just a little sad. 18 00:00:46,067 --> 00:00:47,917 Like, you have a sad face. 19 00:00:48,117 --> 00:00:49,347 I wonder what's wrong. 20 00:00:49,547 --> 00:00:50,827 It's fine. Every...everything is fine. 21 00:00:51,027 --> 00:00:51,997 Thank you! 22 00:00:55,087 --> 00:00:57,207 [hip-hop music plays] 23 00:00:57,407 --> 00:00:58,597 [rapper] ♪ Scam sell, doing well ♪ 24 00:00:58,797 --> 00:01:00,427 ♪ Pulling up in a truck ♪ 25 00:01:00,627 --> 00:01:02,297 ♪ I'm a factor in my city I'm 100 as fuck ♪ 26 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:03,607 ♪ Inuyasha, I'm a dog ♪ 27 00:01:03,807 --> 00:01:05,737 ♪ I'm a pit, you a pug ♪ 28 00:01:05,937 --> 00:01:07,787 ♪ I'ma always have bitches 'Cause I'm funny as fuck ♪ 29 00:01:07,977 --> 00:01:09,267 ♪ These are triple S Balenciagas ♪ 30 00:01:09,457 --> 00:01:10,827 ♪ They looking funky though ♪ 31 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:12,087 ♪ I like 'em slim thick My brother ♪ 32 00:01:12,287 --> 00:01:13,507 ♪ He like them funky hos ♪ 33 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:14,657 [Trish] Okay, shit, y'all, we are here! 34 00:01:14,857 --> 00:01:16,597 - [Ashley] Ooh. - [Janelle] Yeah. 35 00:01:16,797 --> 00:01:17,687 - [Trish] Hey. - [Earl] Ooh. 36 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:19,247 [Ashley] Whew, hey. 37 00:01:19,447 --> 00:01:21,987 Dang, y'all, I haven't been to the boardwalk 38 00:01:22,187 --> 00:01:23,817 in hella long. 39 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:25,537 Yo, we gotta hit that Giant Dipper. 40 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:27,807 I don't think I've been here since I was, like, six. 41 00:01:27,997 --> 00:01:31,527 Yo, Ash, you hear something? 42 00:01:31,727 --> 00:01:35,047 It sounded like our long lost friend Earl, 43 00:01:35,247 --> 00:01:37,397 but apparently, that dude's been out of jail 44 00:01:37,597 --> 00:01:38,817 for hella long and just been ghosting us. 45 00:01:39,017 --> 00:01:40,137 Okay. 46 00:01:40,337 --> 00:01:42,407 Nelle, let's just ease into this. 47 00:01:42,607 --> 00:01:44,057 - You know what I'm saying? - [Earl] No. 48 00:01:44,257 --> 00:01:45,927 I mean, Ashley invited me. Trish said it was cool. 49 00:01:46,127 --> 00:01:48,217 Oh, and did y'all know that he allegedly has a girlfriend 50 00:01:48,417 --> 00:01:50,107 we ain't never met? 51 00:01:50,307 --> 00:01:53,027 June got tickets to see Kehlani, so she went to see Kehlani. 52 00:01:53,227 --> 00:01:54,677 Oh. Oh, okay. I see. 53 00:01:54,877 --> 00:01:56,637 So if your new girlfriend isn't available... 54 00:01:56,837 --> 00:01:58,267 - Ah, ew, ew, ew, ew. - Nelle! 55 00:01:58,467 --> 00:01:59,677 - Chill. That shit's not cute. - Chill. 56 00:01:59,877 --> 00:02:01,947 Not cute. 57 00:02:02,147 --> 00:02:03,447 - Hey. - [Janelle] Don't. 58 00:02:03,647 --> 00:02:05,037 - How come Jacque didn't come? - Oh. 59 00:02:05,237 --> 00:02:07,057 Um, you know, she introducing Cuddie 60 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:09,327 to her family at their Halloween party, 61 00:02:09,517 --> 00:02:13,307 and then we will never see him again. 62 00:02:13,507 --> 00:02:16,657 Oh, why do you say it like that? 63 00:02:16,857 --> 00:02:19,177 I may have told Jacque's cousins 64 00:02:19,377 --> 00:02:21,447 Nump and P-Lo to give Cuddie 65 00:02:21,647 --> 00:02:24,687 some disastrous costume advice. 66 00:02:24,887 --> 00:02:26,617 Okay! [laughs] 67 00:02:26,817 --> 00:02:29,497 Who is ready for Fright Night? Am I right? 68 00:02:29,697 --> 00:02:31,997 Trish, what are you doing? 69 00:02:32,197 --> 00:02:34,517 Um, oh, I'm about to use 70 00:02:34,717 --> 00:02:36,847 my patent Trish and Jacque move. 71 00:02:37,047 --> 00:02:38,977 Okay, what move is that? 72 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,377 Duh, pretend to be blind 73 00:02:44,577 --> 00:02:45,897 so you get a disabled pass and cut the front of the line. 74 00:02:46,097 --> 00:02:47,377 [all] No! 75 00:02:47,577 --> 00:02:49,147 - Trish! - No, no, no, no, no, no. 76 00:02:49,347 --> 00:02:50,797 - Now you done gone too far. - Boo. 77 00:02:50,997 --> 00:02:52,217 - No, Trish. - Fuck y'all. 78 00:02:52,407 --> 00:02:53,517 Trish, you can't walk like that! 79 00:02:53,717 --> 00:02:55,037 [Trish] Fuck y'all. 80 00:02:55,237 --> 00:02:56,567 [Janelle] The ancestors is watching, Trish! 81 00:02:56,767 --> 00:02:57,897 [Earl] We should have to walk like that. 82 00:02:58,087 --> 00:02:58,827 - We all have to... - [Ashley] God. 83 00:02:59,027 --> 00:03:00,197 [Earl] Wait, guys, help. 84 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,307 [Ashley] Are you fucking kidding me? 85 00:03:01,507 --> 00:03:03,027 I don't want no part in this. 86 00:03:03,227 --> 00:03:04,597 [rapper] ♪ Your style's Fucking pitiful ♪ 87 00:03:04,797 --> 00:03:05,817 ♪ I'm a pit bull With no leash ♪ 88 00:03:06,017 --> 00:03:07,727 ♪ Call the police ♪ 89 00:03:07,927 --> 00:03:09,427 ♪ I think that MC host shit Is weak as fuck ♪ 90 00:03:09,627 --> 00:03:11,207 ♪ Please button up And have a seat ♪ 91 00:03:11,407 --> 00:03:13,127 ♪ You'd think I had chainsawed My face off ♪ 92 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,037 ♪ Replaced face With another chain saw ♪ 93 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,127 ♪ Had guard on Now that guard off ♪ 94 00:03:17,327 --> 00:03:18,997 ♪ I'm like, "Hey, everybody I should take off" ♪ 95 00:03:19,197 --> 00:03:21,147 ♪ Like gone off To see you bad... ♪ 96 00:03:22,277 --> 00:03:25,207 Look at my Tagalog queen. Damn! 97 00:03:25,397 --> 00:03:27,157 - And what are you? - Oh, me? 98 00:03:27,357 --> 00:03:28,237 [chuckles] 99 00:03:30,637 --> 00:03:33,757 Blah-dow! Pirate. 100 00:03:33,957 --> 00:03:36,217 - I'm here for that booty. - [Jacque] Oh, fuck. 101 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,777 Okay, no, no, no. 102 00:03:37,977 --> 00:03:39,517 Maybe we should just go somewhere else. 103 00:03:39,717 --> 00:03:41,217 You-you don't want to go in there dressed like that. 104 00:03:41,417 --> 00:03:44,957 Uh...come on, babe. 105 00:03:45,157 --> 00:03:46,197 Is this about meeting your parents? 106 00:03:46,397 --> 00:03:47,527 No. 107 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,747 - Or is this a Filipino thing? - No. 108 00:03:49,947 --> 00:03:51,357 'Cause, honestly, I'm hella nervous 109 00:03:51,557 --> 00:03:52,947 about meeting your pops, 110 00:03:53,147 --> 00:03:54,357 so I- I did a lot of research, 111 00:03:54,557 --> 00:03:55,387 and I talked to your cousin Nump... 112 00:03:55,587 --> 00:03:57,497 Ugh, no! 113 00:03:57,697 --> 00:03:59,497 ...and there's nowhere where I ever read 114 00:03:59,697 --> 00:04:00,887 there being any beef between pirates 115 00:04:01,087 --> 00:04:03,157 and the Filipino community. 116 00:04:03,357 --> 00:04:05,897 I mean, of course, unless you count Hook. 117 00:04:06,097 --> 00:04:07,317 Like, that's straight funk. 118 00:04:09,197 --> 00:04:10,377 Uh-huh. 119 00:04:10,577 --> 00:04:11,877 Because Rufio. 120 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:14,187 He Filipino. 121 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:15,857 Did you know that? 122 00:04:17,637 --> 00:04:20,847 [sighs] I did. 123 00:04:21,047 --> 00:04:22,567 I do. 124 00:04:22,767 --> 00:04:25,267 And you're not a pirate. You make a cute musketeer. 125 00:04:25,457 --> 00:04:26,957 [chuckles] I'm a pirate. 126 00:04:27,157 --> 00:04:29,527 Mm-mmm, no, you're a musketeer tonight, okay? 127 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:33,207 Let's just get these buttoned up, okay? 128 00:04:33,407 --> 00:04:36,487 - Okay, fine. Let's go inside. - Okay. 129 00:04:36,687 --> 00:04:39,407 But don't take your coat off, 130 00:04:39,607 --> 00:04:42,137 no matter what. 131 00:04:43,747 --> 00:04:45,257 Okay. 132 00:04:45,457 --> 00:04:47,197 - [thump] - [Cuddie] Oh. 133 00:04:47,397 --> 00:04:48,937 - I got you. - Cool. Thanks, babe. 134 00:04:49,137 --> 00:04:51,287 Thank you. Hey, Mom. 135 00:04:51,487 --> 00:04:53,227 - Hi. - Hey, Jacque. Mwah. 136 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,687 - This is Cuddie. - Hi. Nice to meet you. 137 00:04:55,887 --> 00:04:57,597 Tall. Nice to meet you too. 138 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,417 - Dad's in the back. - Okay, thanks. 139 00:05:01,897 --> 00:05:04,697 - Ooh, you did that one, huh? - I did. 140 00:05:04,897 --> 00:05:06,347 See, that feel like a nice precursor 141 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:07,807 to your trappy mermaid saga. 142 00:05:08,007 --> 00:05:10,177 [Jacque] It is. 143 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:11,617 [Cuddie] Oh, is that your dad? 144 00:05:11,817 --> 00:05:13,417 [dramatic fantasy music plays] 145 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:17,607 [Lost Boys crowing] 146 00:05:18,737 --> 00:05:21,057 [Lost Boys] Bangarang, bangarang, bangarang! 147 00:05:21,257 --> 00:05:22,407 Stop! 148 00:05:22,607 --> 00:05:25,347 For real? 149 00:05:25,547 --> 00:05:27,577 - Jacque, is your daddy... - No, no, don't say it! 150 00:05:29,147 --> 00:05:31,327 - Rufio... - No! 151 00:05:31,527 --> 00:05:34,457 [Trish] Okay, y'all. 152 00:05:34,657 --> 00:05:35,917 [gasps] 153 00:05:36,117 --> 00:05:37,657 Blow! 154 00:05:37,857 --> 00:05:40,247 With this, I can take up to three guests 155 00:05:40,447 --> 00:05:42,017 to the front of every line. 156 00:05:42,207 --> 00:05:45,257 Oh, my God. Y'all, this is so wrong, okay? 157 00:05:45,457 --> 00:05:47,167 Why we didn't just get fast passes? 158 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:49,547 - 'Cause they $300 each. - Ugh, ugh. 159 00:05:49,737 --> 00:05:51,607 Okay, why y'all making such a big deal out of this? 160 00:05:51,807 --> 00:05:54,507 It is a life hack, okay? 161 00:05:54,707 --> 00:05:56,227 Look, y'all don't ever use 162 00:05:56,417 --> 00:05:58,007 the big handicap stall in the bathroom? 163 00:05:58,207 --> 00:05:59,007 - Really? - No. 164 00:05:59,207 --> 00:06:00,447 Really? Okay. 165 00:06:00,647 --> 00:06:01,927 Well, this is the same thing, okay? 166 00:06:02,127 --> 00:06:03,857 The same exact thing. Who does it hurt? 167 00:06:04,057 --> 00:06:05,757 [Janelle] For starters, 168 00:06:05,957 --> 00:06:07,887 it's offensive to disabled people. 169 00:06:08,087 --> 00:06:09,957 Girl, it's Halloween. 170 00:06:10,157 --> 00:06:12,417 Everybody is being offensive today. 171 00:06:12,607 --> 00:06:14,107 Ooh, look, look, look, see? 172 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:17,047 She is cosplaying being a sex worker, 173 00:06:17,247 --> 00:06:19,027 and you don't see me throwing a fucking fit! 174 00:06:19,227 --> 00:06:20,377 Oh, my gosh, Trish, could you please just lose 175 00:06:20,577 --> 00:06:21,947 the fucking stick, okay? 176 00:06:22,147 --> 00:06:23,987 They have to cut to the front of the line 177 00:06:24,187 --> 00:06:26,597 because they're really disabled, okay? 178 00:06:26,797 --> 00:06:29,367 Uh, Nelle, say "differently abled." 179 00:06:29,567 --> 00:06:31,477 Uh, okay, wait, wait, hold up, hold up, hold up, okay. 180 00:06:31,677 --> 00:06:34,517 Aren't you pretending to be Catholic right now? 181 00:06:34,717 --> 00:06:36,307 - Hmm? - What? 182 00:06:36,507 --> 00:06:37,827 You a Buddhist, nigga. 183 00:06:38,027 --> 00:06:40,567 I'm paying homage to Deloris Van Cartier. 184 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:43,227 And I'm paying homage to fucking blind people. 185 00:06:43,427 --> 00:06:44,227 - No. - Uh... 186 00:06:44,427 --> 00:06:46,207 Nigga, you are not blind. 187 00:06:46,407 --> 00:06:49,427 And you are not Deloris. 188 00:06:49,627 --> 00:06:51,367 [rapper] ♪ I could fight Like Kun Li with my all that ♪ 189 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:53,147 [Jacque] Be cool. 190 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:54,587 [Cuddie] How could you not tell me your daddy is Rufio? 191 00:06:54,787 --> 00:06:56,147 [Jacque] How has it not come up 192 00:06:56,347 --> 00:06:57,737 that you're this obsessed with Hook? 193 00:06:57,937 --> 00:06:59,717 It was one of my favorite movies growing up. 194 00:06:59,917 --> 00:07:01,827 Look, I am not emotionally equipped 195 00:07:02,027 --> 00:07:04,357 for this moment right now. 196 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:06,597 It's okay. Come on. 197 00:07:06,797 --> 00:07:08,557 Hey, Dad, look who's here. 198 00:07:08,757 --> 00:07:12,387 It's my boyfriend, who you promised to be nice to. 199 00:07:12,587 --> 00:07:14,687 [Cuddie] Mr. Basco, it's a pleasure to meet you. 200 00:07:16,987 --> 00:07:19,177 Ooh. 201 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:22,957 You are tall, man. Real tall. 202 00:07:23,157 --> 00:07:24,567 Well, you know, I know everything about you 203 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:26,707 from watching your... from watching Jacque 204 00:07:26,907 --> 00:07:28,307 just talk about you so much, about what a great swords... 205 00:07:29,877 --> 00:07:32,147 - Dad- dad and father you are. - Be cool. 206 00:07:32,347 --> 00:07:34,607 [Dante] My daughter... 207 00:07:34,807 --> 00:07:36,927 says you're a banker. 208 00:07:37,127 --> 00:07:40,697 I mean, what's that like? 209 00:07:40,897 --> 00:07:42,717 [Cuddie] Uh, you know, it's real cool. 210 00:07:42,917 --> 00:07:44,697 You know, I- I work in a bank bank. 211 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:47,357 I count money, collect debt, sail the high seas of finance, 212 00:07:47,557 --> 00:07:49,377 but-but not like a pirate. 213 00:07:49,577 --> 00:07:50,767 - [Jacque] Oh, God. - [guest] Huh? 214 00:07:50,967 --> 00:07:52,297 [guest] Hey, who just said pirate? 215 00:07:52,497 --> 00:07:53,147 - Oh, my God. - [Cuddie] Oh, nah, nah, nah. 216 00:07:53,347 --> 00:07:54,967 I said, "Not a pirate." 217 00:07:55,167 --> 00:07:57,147 [rapper] ♪ I playing Credit roulette, hey ♪ 218 00:07:57,347 --> 00:07:59,667 ♪ I don't really have no time For stank hos ♪ 219 00:07:59,867 --> 00:08:02,197 ♪ I just really want to get A bankroll, bankroll ♪ 220 00:08:02,397 --> 00:08:04,047 ♪ In the club I just might change clubs ♪ 221 00:08:04,247 --> 00:08:06,487 Ooh. [sighs] 222 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:10,317 Shit. It's a long way down. 223 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:12,187 Who the fuck are you texting? 224 00:08:12,387 --> 00:08:13,837 - It's none of your business. - What you saying? 225 00:08:14,037 --> 00:08:15,337 What you sending? You sending some pictures? 226 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:16,817 Can you mind your own business? Back up, Smash. 227 00:08:17,017 --> 00:08:17,627 'Cause if we fall, I'ma kick your ass. 228 00:08:17,827 --> 00:08:19,487 - Stop. - Ow. 229 00:08:21,357 --> 00:08:24,327 I was gonna wait to tell you this, 230 00:08:24,527 --> 00:08:28,987 but, um... I'm talking to Mustafa again. 231 00:08:29,187 --> 00:08:31,157 Mustafa Mustafa? Like, Bali Mustafa? 232 00:08:31,357 --> 00:08:34,507 - Mm-hmm. - Ooh, child. Oh, no. 233 00:08:34,707 --> 00:08:37,687 So is-is June your new girlfriend? 234 00:08:37,887 --> 00:08:39,927 I don't know, girlfriend is, like, a tough thing 235 00:08:40,127 --> 00:08:42,217 - for me to define, you know? - Mm, yeah. 236 00:08:42,417 --> 00:08:45,087 Pshh. [sighs] 237 00:08:45,287 --> 00:08:47,137 - I heard that. - [Janelle] Don't do that. 238 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:48,877 - Don't do that. - [Ashley] Nelle. 239 00:08:49,077 --> 00:08:50,527 You said that he didn't double down for you. 240 00:08:50,727 --> 00:08:52,857 Okay, well, you and Miles are not 241 00:08:53,057 --> 00:08:55,357 the only tragic love story, Ash, okay? 242 00:08:55,557 --> 00:08:57,447 'Cause I been married to a motherfucker too, 243 00:08:57,647 --> 00:08:58,837 and you don't know what it was like. 244 00:08:59,037 --> 00:09:02,997 [groans] 245 00:09:03,197 --> 00:09:05,717 - Are you dating somebody? - [sighs] 246 00:09:05,917 --> 00:09:08,027 It's tragic, Earl. 247 00:09:08,227 --> 00:09:11,417 My heart is telling me I'm in love with Jacque. 248 00:09:11,617 --> 00:09:12,727 - The fuck? - [Earl] Mm. 249 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:14,377 And she's with Cuddie. 250 00:09:14,577 --> 00:09:16,397 Okay, well, fine. Fine. 251 00:09:16,597 --> 00:09:19,317 I am so happy for you, Nelle. 252 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,837 Everybody, I'm so happy for my friend Nelle...look. 253 00:09:22,037 --> 00:09:23,277 Okay, now you being a fucking jerk. 254 00:09:23,477 --> 00:09:24,867 - Look, I'm smiling. - Okay. 255 00:09:25,067 --> 00:09:27,517 My best fucking friend is moving back to Bali! 256 00:09:27,717 --> 00:09:30,127 Wow, I didn't even say that I was going back to... 257 00:09:30,327 --> 00:09:31,477 you know what, fine. 258 00:09:31,677 --> 00:09:34,137 Bet, Ash. You got it. Never mind. 259 00:09:34,337 --> 00:09:36,577 Wait, I lightweight thought you already were with Jacque. 260 00:09:36,777 --> 00:09:38,227 And niggas thought you was with Janelle. 261 00:09:38,427 --> 00:09:40,967 Oh, no, she mad at me 262 00:09:41,167 --> 00:09:43,227 because I didn't keep in contact when I got sent back. 263 00:09:43,427 --> 00:09:44,977 [Trish] Hmm. 264 00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:49,137 Which, like, I get it, but sometimes... 265 00:09:51,057 --> 00:09:53,307 ...going there just complicates shit out here. 266 00:09:53,507 --> 00:09:55,417 And no disrespect to y'all. 267 00:09:55,617 --> 00:09:58,897 It's just, some shit, 268 00:09:59,097 --> 00:10:00,137 y'all just can't understand about that. 269 00:10:00,337 --> 00:10:01,447 Mm. 270 00:10:01,647 --> 00:10:02,727 But that doesn't mean 271 00:10:02,927 --> 00:10:04,967 I don't care about her, you know? 272 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:07,257 Nice monologue, brother. You gonna tell her that? 273 00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:10,437 I'm just saying, it seems unhealthy. 274 00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:12,307 [Janelle scoffs] Tss. 275 00:10:12,507 --> 00:10:14,397 Well, I don't think that healthy 276 00:10:14,597 --> 00:10:16,677 is your area of expertise lately. 277 00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,437 You gonna tell Jacque you in love with her? 278 00:10:18,637 --> 00:10:20,857 I mean, I don't need to tell that girl nothing, 279 00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:24,887 because once her and Cuddie are done, 280 00:10:25,077 --> 00:10:27,467 the wifedom is back. 281 00:10:27,667 --> 00:10:28,757 Ooh, that reminds me. 282 00:10:28,957 --> 00:10:31,427 I need to text P-Lo. 283 00:10:31,627 --> 00:10:34,347 [P-Lo] ♪ Same squad Same squad, same squad ♪ 284 00:10:34,547 --> 00:10:36,877 ♪ Drop-top coupe Dodge raindrops ♪ 285 00:10:37,067 --> 00:10:39,727 ♪ Big bag plays on FaceTime ♪ 286 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:41,917 [phone chimes] 287 00:10:42,117 --> 00:10:44,227 ♪ Same squad, same squad, same squad ♪ 288 00:10:44,427 --> 00:10:47,097 ♪ Cross move quick like AI ♪ 289 00:10:47,297 --> 00:10:49,277 ♪ Chain shine bright Like daytime ♪ 290 00:10:49,477 --> 00:10:51,447 ♪ Stack big bread Like waist high ♪ 291 00:10:51,647 --> 00:10:53,977 ♪ Uh, I don't do lames ♪ 292 00:10:54,177 --> 00:10:56,287 ♪ Little bitch watch out like 2 Chainz ♪ 293 00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:57,457 ♪ Uh, I done swerved In a new lane ♪ 294 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,917 Oh... 295 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:01,047 - [record scratches] - [all gasp] 296 00:11:01,247 --> 00:11:02,267 Pirate! 297 00:11:02,467 --> 00:11:03,707 [dramatic music plays] 298 00:11:03,907 --> 00:11:07,357 - What? - Ah, hell nah! 299 00:11:07,557 --> 00:11:09,317 You been a pirate this whole time? 300 00:11:09,517 --> 00:11:11,847 We been gigging with you. 301 00:11:12,037 --> 00:11:13,927 Is nothing sacred? 302 00:11:14,127 --> 00:11:15,847 I know how this looks! 303 00:11:16,047 --> 00:11:17,417 Can we please not do this? 304 00:11:17,617 --> 00:11:20,477 You a pirate, pare! We kill pirates! 305 00:11:20,677 --> 00:11:23,567 [sighs] Oh, every fucking time! 306 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,417 Whenever I bring a boy home, my dad challenges him 307 00:11:26,617 --> 00:11:28,407 to a sword fight, 308 00:11:28,597 --> 00:11:30,557 and when you lose, 309 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:32,537 it means you're a pirate forever. 310 00:11:32,737 --> 00:11:35,497 ♪ ♪ 311 00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:38,387 All I ever wanted to be was a Lost Boy. 312 00:11:38,587 --> 00:11:41,137 But can he fight? Can he fly? 313 00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:43,917 Can he... [crows] 314 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:46,437 [all crow] 315 00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:51,957 Babe, don't worry. I was born for this. 316 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:56,957 I got hands. 317 00:11:57,147 --> 00:12:00,457 I am fly. 318 00:12:00,657 --> 00:12:02,737 I can't crow... 319 00:12:02,937 --> 00:12:05,307 but I can "Yee!" 320 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,747 [all] Yee! 321 00:12:06,947 --> 00:12:09,807 ♪ ♪ 322 00:12:11,107 --> 00:12:12,897 [all] Ooh! 323 00:12:15,727 --> 00:12:18,457 - Ha! - [both grunting] 324 00:12:18,647 --> 00:12:20,387 [dramatic musical flourish] 325 00:12:20,587 --> 00:12:23,677 [together] "Cheese Palace's Cheese Chalice. 326 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,817 Complete the Goblet of Cheese Challenge." 327 00:12:28,217 --> 00:12:31,877 What the fuck is a goblet of cheese? 328 00:12:32,077 --> 00:12:34,537 Fuck around and find out. 329 00:12:34,737 --> 00:12:36,387 [triumphant music plays] 330 00:12:36,587 --> 00:12:40,557 Yo, this is delicious. 331 00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:43,587 There's gotta be, like, ten different high-end cheeses 332 00:12:43,787 --> 00:12:45,737 in this fondue. 333 00:12:45,937 --> 00:12:47,197 That sound disgusting. 334 00:12:47,397 --> 00:12:49,287 Yo, we should get on the giant teacups. 335 00:12:49,487 --> 00:12:50,857 [Trish] A'ight, let me get my blind stick ready. 336 00:12:51,057 --> 00:12:53,377 [Janelle] No, Ash, back me up here. 337 00:12:53,577 --> 00:12:55,137 Well, I'm all about gaming the system. 338 00:12:55,337 --> 00:12:56,537 If you can make life a little bit easier, 339 00:12:56,737 --> 00:12:57,857 do that shit. 340 00:12:58,057 --> 00:13:00,037 Period, my nigga. 341 00:13:00,237 --> 00:13:01,777 Who does it hurt? 342 00:13:01,977 --> 00:13:04,037 Well, can you just at least get rid of the cane? 343 00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:06,197 Fine, Nelle, yes, I'll get rid of the cane 344 00:13:06,397 --> 00:13:08,217 and just feel around, but, you know, 345 00:13:08,417 --> 00:13:10,007 this is me and Jacque's tradition, 346 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,097 and I don't see nothing wrong with it. 347 00:13:13,297 --> 00:13:15,427 - Damn, that's a good goblet. - [Earl] Mm-hmm. 348 00:13:15,617 --> 00:13:18,097 Okay, y'all are really hyping it. Let me try it. 349 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,487 I'ma try it. Let's see. 350 00:13:19,687 --> 00:13:21,017 'Cause it look disgusting. 351 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:24,847 Don't knock it till you... you know? 352 00:13:25,047 --> 00:13:28,497 [slurping] 353 00:13:28,697 --> 00:13:31,437 [cashier] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 354 00:13:31,637 --> 00:13:33,327 [slurps] Oh. 355 00:13:33,527 --> 00:13:34,937 Oh, that shit good. 356 00:13:35,137 --> 00:13:36,377 [Earl] Right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 357 00:13:36,577 --> 00:13:38,337 [Janelle] Oh, that's good, Earl. Mm-hmm. 358 00:13:38,537 --> 00:13:41,467 [whimsical music plays] 359 00:13:41,667 --> 00:13:44,347 [Dante yelling] 360 00:13:44,537 --> 00:13:47,087 [both grunting] 361 00:13:47,287 --> 00:13:49,977 [dramatic music plays] 362 00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,037 ♪ ♪ 363 00:13:54,477 --> 00:13:55,967 [crows] 364 00:13:56,167 --> 00:13:58,747 [all crowing] 365 00:13:58,947 --> 00:14:00,987 [parkgoers screaming] 366 00:14:01,187 --> 00:14:03,487 [laughs] Hey, see, y'all? 367 00:14:03,687 --> 00:14:06,977 That line was a 45-minute wait, 368 00:14:07,177 --> 00:14:09,147 and we walked right in, okay? 369 00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:10,647 You're welcome. 370 00:14:10,847 --> 00:14:12,307 I don't know, y'all. 371 00:14:12,507 --> 00:14:14,217 Like, I- I'm hella scared of haunted houses, okay? 372 00:14:14,417 --> 00:14:16,507 I've been to prison. This for sure not scary. 373 00:14:16,707 --> 00:14:18,417 Which door are we taking, y'all? 374 00:14:18,617 --> 00:14:19,717 [Earl] Mm... 375 00:14:21,107 --> 00:14:22,537 this one? 376 00:14:22,727 --> 00:14:24,557 Okay, well, you know, 377 00:14:24,757 --> 00:14:25,947 as long as we all stay together, you know? 378 00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:27,257 Uh-huh. Yeah, girl. we right there. 379 00:14:27,457 --> 00:14:28,557 [Janelle] Safety in numbers now. 380 00:14:28,757 --> 00:14:30,997 [Trish] Mmm. 381 00:14:31,197 --> 00:14:32,347 Let's hit the other one. 382 00:14:32,547 --> 00:14:33,977 We gonna let them work that one out. 383 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,347 [chortles] 384 00:14:35,547 --> 00:14:37,787 [Janelle] Ashley? Trish? 385 00:14:37,987 --> 00:14:41,247 - [Earl gulping] - Shit. I think they got 'em. 386 00:14:41,447 --> 00:14:43,187 See? Fuck, Earl! 387 00:14:43,387 --> 00:14:45,907 This is...we are not supposed to get separated, okay? 388 00:14:46,107 --> 00:14:48,997 And this is what we get for posing as fucking disabled. 389 00:14:49,197 --> 00:14:50,447 Differently abled. 390 00:14:50,647 --> 00:14:52,517 - [skeleton] Boo! - [screams] Oh, God! 391 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:55,237 [cackling] 392 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,847 - [Dante and Cuddie grunting] - [spatulas clanging] 393 00:14:58,047 --> 00:15:00,827 [dramatic music plays] 394 00:15:01,027 --> 00:15:04,267 ♪ ♪ 395 00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,857 - [Cuddie] Ah! - [Dante] Ah! 396 00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:08,937 [both grunting] 397 00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:18,197 [screams] 398 00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:19,907 [Cuddie] Whoa! 399 00:15:20,947 --> 00:15:23,307 Why didn't you just go to Jacque's tonight, huh? 400 00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:24,877 We could've came here another night. 401 00:15:25,077 --> 00:15:26,927 Ugh, because her family has this Halloween party 402 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:30,297 every year, and she wanted to take Cuddie alone. 403 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:31,947 Oh, okay, so you just invited us 404 00:15:32,147 --> 00:15:33,577 to make her jealous, 405 00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:34,717 because y'all used to come here all the time? 406 00:15:34,917 --> 00:15:36,977 That's cool. That's fine. 407 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,717 Ashley, yes. 408 00:15:39,917 --> 00:15:42,637 And also, fuck Cuddie, because I am the one 409 00:15:42,837 --> 00:15:45,247 who usually goes to those fucking family gatherings, yo. 410 00:15:45,447 --> 00:15:47,007 Groundhog's Day. Veteran's Day. 411 00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:48,927 We used to be getting hype for Cinco de Mayo, 412 00:15:49,127 --> 00:15:50,727 'cause you know they basically some Mexicans. 413 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:53,257 Why don't you just tell her how you feel, okay? 414 00:15:53,457 --> 00:15:55,257 Stop scheming, nigga, and just be honest. 415 00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:56,167 [skeleton] Boo! 416 00:15:56,367 --> 00:15:57,697 [both] Boo. 417 00:15:57,897 --> 00:15:59,217 What was that? 418 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,737 [Guapdad] Oh. 419 00:16:01,937 --> 00:16:03,177 How you ladies doing? Y'all like hip-hop? 420 00:16:03,377 --> 00:16:04,937 - [Trish] Oh, shit! - [Ashley] Oh! No! 421 00:16:05,137 --> 00:16:07,357 Blasphemy, nigga! In the name of mixtape! 422 00:16:07,557 --> 00:16:09,657 That shit sucks. Go, go, go, go! 423 00:16:09,857 --> 00:16:12,667 [Janelle] So you and June, huh? 424 00:16:12,867 --> 00:16:15,577 - [roars] - [screams] 425 00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:17,537 I mean, yeah, we were together at high school, 426 00:16:17,737 --> 00:16:20,587 and then we reconnected, and yeah. 427 00:16:20,787 --> 00:16:22,417 It's been really good. 428 00:16:22,617 --> 00:16:23,847 [Janelle] I mean, we just didn't know 429 00:16:24,047 --> 00:16:25,717 what the hell had happened to you, 430 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:28,937 and you cut us off like we didn't matter to you, so... 431 00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,767 - [growls] - [screams] 432 00:16:31,967 --> 00:16:35,257 All right, it's... 433 00:16:35,447 --> 00:16:37,447 I just retreat to what I can control. 434 00:16:37,647 --> 00:16:39,297 [soft music plays] 435 00:16:39,497 --> 00:16:40,797 I'm sorry, though. 436 00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:43,047 I'm not trying to hurt y'all or nothing. 437 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:46,287 I guess I'm sorry too. I... 438 00:16:46,487 --> 00:16:49,007 Like, I didn't know, you know? So... 439 00:16:49,207 --> 00:16:51,877 - I just...[chuckles] - [voice chortling distantly] 440 00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:54,487 Fuck it. Like, I missed you. 441 00:16:54,687 --> 00:16:55,817 [distant scream] 442 00:16:56,017 --> 00:16:57,957 No, like, you're important to me. 443 00:17:00,747 --> 00:17:03,537 You're important to me too. 444 00:17:04,797 --> 00:17:07,677 [distant screaming continues] 445 00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:09,347 Can we, like... 446 00:17:09,547 --> 00:17:11,117 [Earl] Like, hug it out? Yeah, sure. 447 00:17:11,317 --> 00:17:12,707 [both chuckle] 448 00:17:12,897 --> 00:17:14,357 [zombie actor moaning] 449 00:17:14,557 --> 00:17:15,987 [whispering] No, no, no, no, no. 450 00:17:16,187 --> 00:17:17,637 [zombie groans] 451 00:17:19,067 --> 00:17:20,677 I'm really glad you're okay. 452 00:17:21,857 --> 00:17:23,757 Well, I'm getting there. 453 00:17:23,957 --> 00:17:25,387 - [phone chimes] - Oh. 454 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:29,037 [distant prolonged scream] 455 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:31,007 Yo, who is Mustafa? 456 00:17:31,207 --> 00:17:33,337 - [text whooshes] - It's my ex-husband. 457 00:17:33,527 --> 00:17:35,007 What? 458 00:17:35,207 --> 00:17:36,137 [Janelle] I never mentioned that? 459 00:17:36,337 --> 00:17:37,397 [laughter] 460 00:17:37,597 --> 00:17:39,837 - Oh! - Oh, God damn. 461 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:41,907 I hate fucking clowns. 462 00:17:42,107 --> 00:17:44,107 Eh, no, you don't, 'cause you fucking with my brother. 463 00:17:44,307 --> 00:17:45,847 [chuckles] You funny. 464 00:17:46,047 --> 00:17:47,697 [both laugh] 465 00:17:47,897 --> 00:17:49,977 [crazed laughter] 466 00:17:50,177 --> 00:17:51,477 - [metal slams] - [both screaming] 467 00:17:51,677 --> 00:17:53,587 - [clown cackling] - [screaming continues] 468 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,427 - [growls] - [both screaming] 469 00:17:58,617 --> 00:18:00,227 - You! - Damn, nigga! 470 00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:01,487 [Guapdad] Hey, yo, chill, chill. 471 00:18:01,687 --> 00:18:03,037 Look, look, look, look, look. 472 00:18:03,237 --> 00:18:04,517 My name Guapdad. 473 00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:06,497 This my new mixtape, Scamboy Color. 474 00:18:06,697 --> 00:18:08,907 Yeah. Look, you been dodging it. 475 00:18:09,107 --> 00:18:11,127 Go ahead, take that, and it's all slaps. 476 00:18:11,327 --> 00:18:12,787 I promise you I'm finna be 477 00:18:12,987 --> 00:18:14,657 one of the biggest niggas of all time. 478 00:18:14,857 --> 00:18:16,747 Like, hella big, at the Grammys, 479 00:18:16,947 --> 00:18:19,637 15-foot-long do-rag dragging on these motherfuckers, 480 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:21,317 letting these bitches know I'm that nigga. 481 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:24,227 Uh, but why? 482 00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:26,337 Are you making eye contact with me? 483 00:18:26,537 --> 00:18:28,717 Girl, you're pretending to be a blind nun? 484 00:18:28,917 --> 00:18:30,667 Ah, nigga, you got me. 485 00:18:30,867 --> 00:18:32,107 Okay, I'm just trying to get to the front of the line. 486 00:18:32,307 --> 00:18:33,937 Who does it hurt? 487 00:18:34,137 --> 00:18:35,827 You, 'cause you don't even need to be blind to do that. 488 00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,377 Why? 489 00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:39,757 Neither of y'all got ADD? 490 00:18:40,627 --> 00:18:44,297 Okay, okay, Janelle, here you go, bitch. 491 00:18:44,497 --> 00:18:46,907 I've just been informed of some interesting news. 492 00:18:47,107 --> 00:18:50,387 The boardwalk's website says, "Our disability program 493 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,807 "grants guests with qualified impairments 494 00:18:52,997 --> 00:18:54,627 special access to our parks." 495 00:18:54,827 --> 00:18:56,137 What are the impairments? 496 00:18:56,327 --> 00:18:59,677 "ADHD, bipolar disorder, depression, anxiety, 497 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:02,687 and PTSD are all accommodated." 498 00:19:02,877 --> 00:19:06,667 Bitch, we only need one person with disabilities, 499 00:19:06,867 --> 00:19:08,467 and we have three. 500 00:19:08,667 --> 00:19:12,587 Yes, yes, because I do... I do have ADHD. 501 00:19:12,787 --> 00:19:14,717 Earl has PTSD. 502 00:19:14,917 --> 00:19:16,347 You can't say that. I can say that. 503 00:19:16,547 --> 00:19:17,937 You can't say that, though. 504 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,117 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 505 00:19:20,307 --> 00:19:22,417 [chuckles] Brother, you're triggered. 506 00:19:22,617 --> 00:19:24,987 And Ashley... Ashley's depressed. 507 00:19:25,187 --> 00:19:27,337 - I am not depressed. - I'm not triggered. 508 00:19:27,537 --> 00:19:28,777 And I'm not depressed. 509 00:19:28,977 --> 00:19:30,147 [Trish] Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 510 00:19:30,347 --> 00:19:33,687 Can we please, please cut in front 511 00:19:33,887 --> 00:19:35,907 of some of these lines? 512 00:19:36,107 --> 00:19:39,327 Or do you have any more objections, Janelle? 513 00:19:39,527 --> 00:19:44,227 I was just speaking up for real disabled people. 514 00:19:44,427 --> 00:19:45,617 - No. - [Trish and Ashley] No. 515 00:19:45,817 --> 00:19:49,707 - [Earl] No. No, no, no, no, no. - Oh, ooh. 516 00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:51,667 So now mental health isn't real? 517 00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:54,497 - I never said that. - Damn, Nelle. 518 00:19:54,697 --> 00:19:56,627 I ain't know you was gonna be a bigot for Halloween. 519 00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:59,957 Whoa! Okay, y'all really reaching now, okay? 520 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:03,197 'Cause that's not what I meant. What- what I mean... 521 00:20:03,397 --> 00:20:05,567 - what I was trying to say... - [stomach gurgling] 522 00:20:05,767 --> 00:20:07,597 Aw, fuck. You know what? I'm not... 523 00:20:07,797 --> 00:20:09,297 I'm not really thinking straight 524 00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:11,837 'cause, you know, something for real is wrong 525 00:20:12,037 --> 00:20:13,557 - with my stomach. - [stomach gurgles] 526 00:20:13,757 --> 00:20:15,997 Earl, what the fuck is in this goblet of cheese? 527 00:20:16,197 --> 00:20:18,717 Oh, in the cheese chalice? Cheese, nigga. 528 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:19,767 [chuckles] 529 00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:23,527 I gots to go. 530 00:20:23,727 --> 00:20:25,307 She trippin'. 531 00:20:25,507 --> 00:20:27,267 This is literally the best drink food 532 00:20:27,467 --> 00:20:29,037 I have ever had. 533 00:20:30,517 --> 00:20:33,007 Move, bitch, get out the way! Shit! 534 00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:36,017 Don't fucking judge me. Shit, I gotta go! 535 00:20:36,217 --> 00:20:38,387 Hey! Hey, yo! 536 00:20:38,587 --> 00:20:41,147 - Hey! Hey, come on! - [person retching] 537 00:20:41,347 --> 00:20:42,677 Shit, I got the bubble guts! 538 00:20:42,877 --> 00:20:44,497 Shit! 539 00:20:44,697 --> 00:20:46,007 Fuck you, fucking piece of sh... 540 00:20:46,197 --> 00:20:49,057 ♪ ♪ 541 00:20:49,887 --> 00:20:51,747 [stomach gurgling] 542 00:20:51,947 --> 00:20:54,337 - Who does it hurt? - [person] That's so wrong. 543 00:20:54,537 --> 00:20:57,227 [dramatic fantasy music plays] 544 00:20:57,427 --> 00:21:00,417 [both grunting] 545 00:21:03,907 --> 00:21:04,997 - [Cuddie] Ahh! - Catch! 546 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:06,937 Aha! 547 00:21:07,137 --> 00:21:09,697 - Oh! - [crowd] Ooh! 548 00:21:09,897 --> 00:21:11,507 [wheezes] 549 00:21:11,707 --> 00:21:14,357 [all] Bangarang, bangarang, bangarang! 550 00:21:14,557 --> 00:21:17,277 - Do you yield, pirate? - Kill the pirate! 551 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,967 [all] Kill the pirate! 552 00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:22,037 I'm not a pirate! I'm just a banker! 553 00:21:22,237 --> 00:21:23,717 Kill the banker! 554 00:21:23,917 --> 00:21:25,367 [all] Kill the banker! 555 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,257 Do you yield? 556 00:21:27,457 --> 00:21:29,007 I...I... 557 00:21:29,197 --> 00:21:30,637 Damn it, Dad, stop it! 558 00:21:30,837 --> 00:21:32,767 I don't care about this stupid test, okay? 559 00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:34,547 I get to choose who I'm with. 560 00:21:36,237 --> 00:21:37,767 Babe, are you okay? 561 00:21:37,967 --> 00:21:39,987 Babe, what hurts the most 562 00:21:40,187 --> 00:21:43,207 is, you the best damn thing that ever happened to me. 563 00:21:43,407 --> 00:21:47,307 And now... we'll never be together. 564 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:51,287 [speaking Tagalog] 565 00:21:51,487 --> 00:21:52,777 [sighs] 566 00:21:55,517 --> 00:21:57,317 Look. Look! 567 00:21:57,517 --> 00:22:01,517 My daughter is a brilliant artist 568 00:22:01,717 --> 00:22:03,497 and a successful businesswoman. 569 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,887 I just want to make sure whoever she's with is worthy. 570 00:22:06,087 --> 00:22:09,367 And you clearly mean a lot to Jacque. 571 00:22:09,567 --> 00:22:10,477 You know, she's never actually fought 572 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,637 for any other guy. 573 00:22:12,837 --> 00:22:15,327 Plus you're a banker, and, uh, if you two 574 00:22:15,527 --> 00:22:18,417 eventually have children, you'll raise the average height 575 00:22:18,617 --> 00:22:21,117 of this family by at least two feet. 576 00:22:21,317 --> 00:22:23,377 I'd say that's upward mobility in two ways. 577 00:22:24,597 --> 00:22:26,477 You mean... 578 00:22:26,677 --> 00:22:29,297 You're a Lost Boy, baby. 579 00:22:29,497 --> 00:22:32,287 [triumphant music plays] 580 00:22:32,487 --> 00:22:33,417 ♪ ♪ 581 00:22:33,617 --> 00:22:35,877 [crows] 582 00:22:36,077 --> 00:22:37,807 [crows] 583 00:22:38,007 --> 00:22:41,657 [all crowing] 584 00:22:41,857 --> 00:22:44,857 I'm a Lost Boy! I'm a fucking Lost Boy! 585 00:22:45,057 --> 00:22:47,097 [sobs] 586 00:22:47,297 --> 00:22:49,427 [announcer] Attention, the park will be 587 00:22:49,627 --> 00:22:50,737 closing in ten minutes. 588 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:52,547 - [squeals] - Trish, hold up! 589 00:22:52,737 --> 00:22:54,437 Oh, uh, I'm sorry. Ha. 590 00:22:54,637 --> 00:22:55,937 We're doing the last ride, 591 00:22:56,137 --> 00:22:57,197 and uh, there's people ahead of you. 592 00:22:57,397 --> 00:22:59,137 Oh, oh, oh, yo, it's cool 593 00:22:59,337 --> 00:23:01,917 'cause we are differently disabled. 594 00:23:02,117 --> 00:23:03,427 Oh. 595 00:23:03,617 --> 00:23:07,167 I have ADHD, he got PTSD, she is... 596 00:23:07,367 --> 00:23:08,887 - I'm a hypocrite. - [Trish] Mm-hmm. 597 00:23:09,087 --> 00:23:10,767 And she's depressed. 598 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,997 Okay, yeah, I-I see it. 599 00:23:17,197 --> 00:23:18,647 - [scoffs] - [attendant] Get on. 600 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,917 Oh, I'll take your-your bags. 601 00:23:21,117 --> 00:23:22,567 Oh, all right, hang on. 602 00:23:24,387 --> 00:23:25,817 [attendant] Appreciate it. 603 00:23:26,017 --> 00:23:27,427 Oh, you're gonna have to rack your goblet, sir. 604 00:23:27,627 --> 00:23:30,017 Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Right. 605 00:23:30,217 --> 00:23:32,427 Rack it, Earl. Rack it. Let's go. Giant Dipper. 606 00:23:32,627 --> 00:23:34,227 Fuck it. I'll just chug it. 607 00:23:37,837 --> 00:23:39,677 Hey, bitch. 608 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,027 Hey. 609 00:23:41,227 --> 00:23:42,877 Look where I am at. 610 00:23:43,077 --> 00:23:46,007 Bitch, I am at the Giant Dipper. 611 00:23:46,207 --> 00:23:48,907 Back on my Trish and Jacque blind trick. 612 00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:51,337 [laughs] Throwback! 613 00:23:51,537 --> 00:23:53,147 The old days. 614 00:23:53,347 --> 00:23:55,127 Wait, we probably shouldn't do that anymore. 615 00:23:55,327 --> 00:23:58,387 - It's kinda mean. - Huh. 616 00:23:58,587 --> 00:24:02,007 Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You right. 617 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:03,957 - [all singing "Dahil sa Iyo"] - Hey, check this out, girl. 618 00:24:04,157 --> 00:24:06,837 [all singing in Tagalog] 619 00:24:07,037 --> 00:24:08,527 [Jacque] We really missed you this year. 620 00:24:08,727 --> 00:24:10,617 Hey! 621 00:24:10,817 --> 00:24:13,907 They knighted me a Lost Boy! 622 00:24:14,107 --> 00:24:16,537 [laughs] 623 00:24:16,737 --> 00:24:19,407 Cool, dude. 624 00:24:19,607 --> 00:24:21,197 [all singing in Tagalog] 625 00:24:21,397 --> 00:24:22,287 - All right, bye, girl. - Bye. 626 00:24:22,487 --> 00:24:24,107 Gotta go. Love you. 627 00:24:24,307 --> 00:24:27,047 [all singing in Tagalog] 628 00:24:27,247 --> 00:24:30,107 ♪ ♪ 629 00:24:36,897 --> 00:24:38,157 Cuddied again. 630 00:24:41,987 --> 00:24:44,417 I did it. I'm the King of Cheese. 631 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:47,787 [chuckles] Everyone, the King of Cheese! 632 00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,227 [trumpet fanfare plays] 633 00:24:49,427 --> 00:24:51,267 [announcer] Huzzah, huzzah! 634 00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:55,037 The King of Cheese Chalice Cheese Challenge conquers all. 635 00:24:55,237 --> 00:24:58,237 Huzzah, huzzah! Huzzah, huzzah! 636 00:24:58,437 --> 00:25:02,067 Thank you. You may arise, all of you. 637 00:25:02,267 --> 00:25:04,477 - Time for my ride. - [Janelle] Yes, come on, Earl. 638 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:05,457 - Shit. - [Earl] Thank you, my liege. 639 00:25:05,657 --> 00:25:07,027 Your highness. Sit down. 640 00:25:07,227 --> 00:25:08,807 - Ah, noble steed. - Here we go. 641 00:25:09,007 --> 00:25:11,707 [triumphant music plays] 642 00:25:11,907 --> 00:25:14,877 All right, y'all! Here we go! 643 00:25:15,077 --> 00:25:17,907 - Whoo! - Oh, my God. 644 00:25:18,107 --> 00:25:21,497 My heart is going crazy. Oh, shit! 645 00:25:21,697 --> 00:25:23,907 Oh, shit! Ooh! 646 00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,367 Hey, y'all, hey, I fucking love y'all. 647 00:25:26,567 --> 00:25:28,087 I love y'all so much. Thank you for inviting me. 648 00:25:28,287 --> 00:25:29,657 I love... 649 00:25:29,857 --> 00:25:31,307 I forgot how much I love roller coasters. 650 00:25:31,507 --> 00:25:33,577 I love roller coasters! Oh, my God. 651 00:25:33,767 --> 00:25:35,007 - It's gonna be great. - Yes, it's gonna be awesome. 652 00:25:35,207 --> 00:25:36,507 - It's gonna be great. - Here we go, shit! 653 00:25:36,707 --> 00:25:38,147 Hey, I'm the King of Ch... 654 00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:40,017 - I'm the King of Cheese! - Oh, shit! 655 00:25:40,217 --> 00:25:42,557 [riders screaming] 656 00:25:42,757 --> 00:25:44,667 ["Dahil Sa Iyo" playing] 657 00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:47,567 [singer singing in Tagalog] 658 00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:50,707 ♪ ♪ 659 00:26:11,777 --> 00:26:15,097 [Earl and Janelle continue whooping, laughing] 660 00:26:15,287 --> 00:26:17,947 [singing in Tagalog continues] 661 00:26:18,147 --> 00:26:20,957 ♪ ♪ 662 00:26:36,667 --> 00:26:38,637 Let's go! 663 00:26:38,837 --> 00:26:40,247 Oh, man! 664 00:26:40,447 --> 00:26:41,677 This shit hella fun! 665 00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:45,467 - Oh, my goodness. - Oh, my God. 666 00:26:45,667 --> 00:26:47,517 Whew. Shit. 667 00:26:47,717 --> 00:26:48,887 Oh, I'm glad I went to the bathroom 668 00:26:49,087 --> 00:26:50,717 before we got on this shit, Earl. 669 00:26:50,917 --> 00:26:51,907 Whew. 670 00:26:53,907 --> 00:26:55,217 Father forgive me, for I have had fun. 671 00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:56,777 [both laugh] 672 00:26:58,477 --> 00:27:00,307 You really think I'm depressed? 673 00:27:09,527 --> 00:27:10,367 [whispering] Girlfriend is trippin'. 674 00:27:10,567 --> 00:27:12,257 Yeah. 675 00:27:12,457 --> 00:27:13,477 [melody continues] 676 00:27:13,677 --> 00:27:16,537 ♪ ♪ 677 00:27:41,257 --> 00:27:44,077 [singing in Tagalog] 678 00:27:44,277 --> 00:27:47,087 ♪ ♪